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♪ Do you know those people
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♪ Who would do anything
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♪ To be loved
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♪ All I ever wanted
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♪ Was, was to be wanted by you
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♪ And the lights of Broadway
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♪ All he ever wanted were
the lights of Broadway ♪
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(distant jazzy music)
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♪ This song'll breach your
hull like a cannonball ♪
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♪ That drops you in the sea
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♪ Like a sugar cube in tea
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♪ Pick yourself up right
now and call it a day ♪
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♪ Pick yourself up right
now and call it a day ♪
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- [Greta] How many
customers today?
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- Like, nine.
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- You make any tips?
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- Like, four bucks and 18 cents.
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- Sorry.
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- You still want me
to open Thursday?
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- I don't know.
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I'm gonna email
you tomorrow, okay?
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- Sure, let me know.
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(canisters scraping softly)
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(bird chirps)
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(crow caws)
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(cellphone buzzes)
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Hey.
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- What are you wearing?
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- Really, really dirty
clothes, jackass.
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- Oh, you're dirty,
you dirty boy.
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- I'm transplanting
my mother's lavender
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inside for the winter
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because I feel strangely
compelled to keep
her plants alive.
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- Aw, that's really sweet, babe.
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- Yeah, it just feels like I'm
deciding what lives and dies.
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- Well, that's pretty
much what gardening is.
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- Yeah.
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Hear anything
about the show yet?
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- Holding pattern.
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Yesterday, they
refunded the tickets
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for the next three weeks.
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I would come see
you, but, you know.
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- There are
literally no flights.
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- [Reilly] Rent a car and...
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- And then you'd have to do
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the two-week quarantine
when you got here
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and the two-week quarantine
when you got back.
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That's a lot to fit
into three weeks.
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- I wish they would just
cancel the show forever
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but we're all under contract.
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- Well, at least you
haven't been fired.
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That's a lot better
than most people.
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How are the guys?
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- Three chorus boys,
social distancing
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in a one-bedroom
apartment in New Jersey?
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We're learning to
actually climb the walls.
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- Think I'm gonna
have to do it, babe.
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- Hm?
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- (sighs) I think Greta's
gonna close the cafe.
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For a while, at least.
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- You didn't get the
government thing?
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- That's 500 a week.
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The mortgage here is
1500 a month, all right?
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I have electrical, I
have water, phone bill.
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I've got to buy food.
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I need an extra grand
a month, minimum.
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- Well, you could
sell the house.
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- The lawyer said that probate's
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gonna take six months
to a year with no will
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and I don't really think I
wanna sell my mom's house.
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- Well, you're not gonna
live up there, are you?
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- Look, I wanna come back
to New York, all right,
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but it's fucking
crazy down there
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and I don't have
the kind of visa
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that's just gonna let me
wait tables and clean floors.
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All right?
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It's acting or nothing,
and nobody's acting.
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(bag crunching)
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- I know.
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(Aston sighs)
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- Aston, I don't want
you to do something
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you're gonna regret.
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- I do something I
regret every day.
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- Mm hm.
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- (sighs) I miss you.
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(keyboard clicks)
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- Thank you so much to Trent
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for stopping by the stream, man.
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(lips smack)
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(key clicks)
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(keyboard clicking)
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- Thank you so much Muscle
Man, I appreciate that.
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That hundo, thank-
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(birds cawing distantly)
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(keys clicking)
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(video call trills)
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- Hey, is this Jake?
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Hello?
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- Hey, Crimewave.
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- Hey.
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- What can I do for you today?
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- Ah, could you teach
me to be a cam boy?
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(Aston chuckling)
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- (chuckling) Ah, you
want me to teach you
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how to be a cam boy?
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That's a, that's a first.
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- Yeah, well, you know,
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you've, you pop up when I
click on Point sometimes,
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I mean, you're number
one on the site, right?
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And if I wanna give it a try
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I should learn from
the best, right?
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- (chuckling) All right.
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Well, you're on the clock, man.
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What do you wanna know?
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- Ah, which site's the best?
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- This one.
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I tried, like, three
others before this.
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I make twice as much on here.
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- And how much is that?
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- I pull in about two
to three grand a month,
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but I use that to
feed my Only Fans,
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and I make another
three over there.
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- You make six grand a month?
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- I mean, that's
after like six months
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of building my brand, man.
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You gotta link your Only
Fans in your cam profile,
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and your Twitter.
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Hey, wait, make a new
Twitter, all right?
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Insta, TikTok, all new accounts.
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Don't use your real
name, all right?
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But cross-promote them.
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- Okay.
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How do I stop people
from recording me
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and posting it online?
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- You don't.
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- You can't?
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- Well, not really.
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But, like I wouldn't.
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Every time someone
posts me on Pornhub,
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I get, like, a dozen new
subscribers, at least.
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So, a hundred bucks in your
pocket every month, long-term.
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- Well, aren't more people
gonna see it for free?
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- Yeah, more people see
the trailer than the movie,
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it still sends traffic back.
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- Look, I'm an actor, all right?
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And I'm worried about old
video surfacing later,
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causing problems.
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- You've been in
anything I've seen?
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Ah, all right.
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I mean, dude.
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You're worried you're gonna be
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the next Kardashian
or some shit?
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All right?
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Dude, there's no such
thing as privacy anymore.
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Everyone and their father
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has a naked photo of
them out there somewhere.
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20 years ago, you had to
be an old-ass white man
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with no naked pics
to be president.
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I guarantee you,
20 years from now,
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people are gonna
vote for president
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based on the size
of their cocks.
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Take your clothes off.
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- What?
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- Get naked.
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- You get naked.
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- I am naked.
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- Yeah, which is
totally appropriate
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because I am the one
paying you right now.
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- All right, you want my advice?
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Don't wait until you're
camming with a paying customer
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to get naked and jerk
off in front of someone
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for the first time.
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You're setting yourself up
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for embarrassment
right there, man.
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Get comfortable being nude
on webcam before you go pro.
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- Right. (chuckles)
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- Now take that dick out.
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- Jesus.
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- It's how the customers
talk, all right?
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- Take your shirt off, big boy.
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(fabric rustles)
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Keep going.
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(zipper zips)
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(fabric rustles)
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(bird chirping distantly)
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All right, good meat, bud.
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- Yeah, thank you.
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Um, how do you decide
what to do and not do?
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- Don't do anything
you don't wanna do.
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It's that simple.
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- What, no one's ever asked you
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to do something
you didn't want to?
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- Yeah, of course.
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- And, what did you do?
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- I did what they asked.
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Sometimes I liked it,
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other times it
was an experience.
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But no regrets, that's just me.
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You do you.
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Literally.
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- Okay.
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Anything else I should know?
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- You ever seen those movies
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where a little
girl gets kidnapped
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and then the kidnapper will
call up the girl's parents
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and the police will be like,
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"Keep him on the line so
we can trace the call"?
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- Yeah?
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- Yeah, it's like that.
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You just keep them on the line.
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Keep them talking.
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I'll tell you what man,
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porn's free, porn's everywhere.
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No one's paying so
they can watch you.
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They're paying so
they can interact.
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More than ever, nowadays,
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people just wanna
have a conversation.
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People are fucking
lonely. (laughs)
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- All right.
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If, if I have any questions
later, can I hit you up?
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- Yeah, you want me
to be the Mr. Miyagi
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to your little grasshopper?
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- Yeah, I think you're
mixing franchises,
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but, ah, yeah.
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- Cool, whatever, man.
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But, that hair on
your upper back?
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Wax on, wax off, all right?
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Fuck, man. (chuckles)
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(delicate keyboard music)
(pot clattering)
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(grater scraping)
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(bowl clatters)
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(paint roller scratching)
(delicate keyboard music)
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♪ That drops you in the sea
(broom rasping)
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♪ Like a sugar cube in tea
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♪ Pick yourself up right
now and call it a day ♪
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(broom rasping)
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(lips smack)
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(video call trills)
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- Hey.
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- [Wegman] What are you reading?
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- Shaw.
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- [Wegman] (scoffs)
What, not who.
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- "Mrs. Warren's Profession."
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- [Wegman] Mm,
read me something.
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- How come I can't see you?
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- [Wegman] My camera's not on.
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- I thought I'd be
able to see you.
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- [Wegman] (scoffs)
I'm more of a voyeur.
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- You just want
me to read to you?
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- [Wegman] For now.
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- "Everybody has choices,
Mother." (laughing)
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(Wegman laughing)
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"Everybody has choices, Mother.
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The poorest girl alive
may not be able to choose
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between being Queen of England
or principal of Newnham,
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but she can choose between rag
picking and flower selling."
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(Wegman laughs)
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(clears throat)
"But she can choose
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between rag picking
and flower selling,
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according to her taste.
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People are always blaming
their circumstances
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for what they are.
263
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I don't believe
in circumstances.
264
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The people who get
on in this world
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are the people who
get up and look
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for the circumstances they want.
267
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And if they can't
find them, make them."
268
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- [Wegman] What are
your circumstances?
269
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- I am the Queen of England?
270
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- [Wegman] (chuckling)
I didn't recognize you
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without your hat.
272
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- Crown's at the cleaners,
273
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but if you wanna see
the royal jewels...
274
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- [Wegman] (chuckles)
Yes, you-must-be-highness.
275
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- You sure you don't wanna
turn on your camera, Wegman?
276
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- [Wegman] I don't
ever turn my camera on.
277
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- Okay.
278
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,288
- [Wegman] So picture
whoever you want.
279
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,190
You can hear I'm middle-aged,
280
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the rest is a blank
for you to fill in.
281
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So, whatever turns you on.
282
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(crow caws distantly)
283
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- Paul Rudd.
284
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- [Wegman] (laughing)
Fine, if that's your type.
285
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,043
- What do you want me to do?
286
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,478
- [Wegman] Do you have any toys?
287
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,246
- Sex toys?
288
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,683
- [Wegman] Yeah, the other
kind would be creepy.
289
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,985
- True.
290
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,320
Ah, no, I don't?
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Sorry.
292
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- [Wegman] Hm, it's okay.
293
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So, no toys.
294
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,231
I guess you'll just have
to play with yourself.
295
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:10,500
- Okay.
296
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,744
I'm sorry, I (mutters).
297
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,348
(laptop slams)
298
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,737
(spade crunching)
299
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,606
(Aston sighs)
300
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,508
- [Reilly] I had
an audition today.
301
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,843
- You had an audition?
302
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,077
You're already in a show.
303
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,082
- Well, I don't know when
Broadway's gonna reopen, so.
304
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,084
I mean, I figured
the biggest theaters
305
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,221
will be the last
to re-open, right?
306
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,524
So this was for an
outdoor Shakespeare.
307
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:10,827
- In the Park?
308
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:16,699
- Well, not, not the park,
the park, but in a park.
309
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,901
- [Aston] Oh.
310
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,805
- [Reilly] So, maybe
there's a chance it'll go-
311
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,240
(roommates screaming)
312
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,074
Shut up!
313
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I'm on WhatsApp.
314
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,412
Oh, I swear those two
are gonna kill each other
315
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,914
if they don't end
this lockdown soon.
316
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,549
- Ah, just don't
get between 'em.
317
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,687
(roommates screaming)
- Yeah.
318
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,422
So, any developments?
319
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,629
- You mean, did I sell
my ass on the internet?
320
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:48,931
- Yes.
321
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,467
- (sniffs) I tried.
322
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,301
Chickened out.
323
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,704
Apparently I lack the tools.
324
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,206
- Mm, I've seen your tools.
325
00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,208
Ah, ah, ah.
326
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,311
- Yeah, not that tool.
327
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,047
I don't wanna go shop 'em.
328
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,917
- Well, hey, sex work
isn't for everybody.
329
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,219
It's all for the best, man.
330
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,158
(door slams)
331
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,093
- What Shakespeare was it?
332
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,094
- [Reilly] Your favorite.
333
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,529
- "Twelfth Night" again?
334
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,699
Feste again?
335
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,368
- [Reilly] Mm hm.
336
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,202
- Oh.
337
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,107
You gonna sing the
same song again?
338
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:32,341
- [Reilly] Same
words, obviously.
339
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,243
But I don't even know
if I'll get a call back.
340
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,447
- You'll get a call back.
341
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,954
How'd you even audition?
342
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,789
- [Reilly] Self-taped.
343
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,623
- Oh.
344
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,461
(drawer rasps)
345
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,934
- What are you doing?
346
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,435
- I'm in my mother's room.
347
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,704
- Aw, babe.
348
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,676
You've been avoiding
that room for weeks.
349
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,644
How are you doing?
350
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,478
Are you okay?
351
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,086
I think it's good to
go through her stuff
352
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,589
'cause it's not just memories
353
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,259
it's stuff that could
be useful to you.
354
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,996
To sell or keep or use.
355
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,866
And you're her next of kin,
356
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,301
so she knew it
would all go to you.
357
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,413
Just go through
everything bit by bit.
358
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,749
And just take your time with it.
359
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,652
Do as much as you're
comfortable with.
360
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,586
If she left it there,
361
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,455
she wanted you to have it.
362
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,024
(upbeat music)
363
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,499
♪ Look at me now
364
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:08,504
♪ I'm ancient history
365
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,974
♪ A diamond in the rough
366
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:16,979
♪ To washed up celebrity
367
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:22,418
♪ First they mine the rocks
368
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:30,860
♪ And then they smash them up
369
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,366
♪ Spin child, spin
370
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:42,371
♪ You are the principal
371
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,975
♪ Show the lookers on
372
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:50,980
♪ Every move you've got
373
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:56,519
♪ Twirl nonstop
374
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:04,894
♪ You sure can cut a rug
375
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:13,402
♪ If you are discovered
376
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:20,109
♪ You'll fill the cupboard
377
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,578
♪ With caviar
378
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:29,785
(video call trills)
♪ All I ever wanted
379
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:34,690
♪ Was, was to be wanted by you
380
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,060
♪ And the lights of Broadway
381
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:42,431
♪ All he wanted were
the lights of Broadway ♪
382
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:46,602
♪ All I ever wanted
383
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:51,607
♪ Was, was to be wanted
384
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:56,879
♪ Instead I'm pushing daisies
385
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,518
♪ Do you know those people
386
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:06,355
♪ Who would do anything
387
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:11,360
♪ To be loved
388
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,830
♪ I was one of them
389
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:19,168
♪ I would do anything
390
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,871
♪ To be realized
391
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:33,782
- [Announcer] Next time.
392
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,351
- Hello.
393
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:36,652
What are you doing?
394
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:37,753
- Morning.
395
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:39,121
- [Aston] What are you doing?
396
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,422
- Just re-siding the house.
397
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,591
- You got the wrong house.
398
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,426
- No, I've been here before.
399
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:47,696
- The whole money for sex
thing is freaking me out.
400
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:48,531
- It's not sex, all right?
401
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,132
You're just showing off.
402
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,534
You're an actor, aren't you?27594
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