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(theme song playing)
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MAN: Look, you're wrong, Ned.
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What we're selling is
the Broadway experience.
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We want the out-of-towners
and the average man
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to buy those tickets,
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and those people want to
see an orchestra in the pit.
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Those people don't care
where the orchestra is.
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They probably don't
even know where it is.
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Here, I'll show you.
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Excuse me, cabbie? Hmm?
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This man's a
producer, I'm a director,
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and we want to
ask you a question.
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Have you ever
been to the theater?
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Yeah, I think I have.
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MAN Terrific.
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All right, now,
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did you notice where
the music came from?
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I don't mean the singers, now,
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I mean the musical instruments.
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Yeah, the musical instruments.
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Like in No Strings,
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where they
eliminated the violins
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and put the brass and the
woodwinds right on stage,
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whereas in Man of La Mancha,
they put them backstage,
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separated between the two wings.
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And of course, there
was that wonderful way
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that Andrei Serban
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orchestrated the instruments
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and the human voices
placed within the set
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in his Greek Trilogy
at the La MaMa theater.
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Uh, are you an actor?
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Who? Me? Alex?
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No, no, no, I'm
just a cab driver
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who happens to love the theater.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, as a matter of fact,
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when I was younger, I
wanted to work in the theater.
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I'd have done anything just
to get my foot in the door.
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You know, we're interviewing
for gofers tomorrow.
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It's too bad you're
not 20 years younger.
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Well, wait a minute.
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I like to think a man is
never too old to be a flunky.
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As a matter of fact, you
know, if the hours were flexible,
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you know, I could be...
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Alex, Alex... no.
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Oh, okay.
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I understand.
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It was worth asking anyway.
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Latka?
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Simka, just go home.
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You shouldn't go to
work when you're sick.
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Look, we cannot afford
to lose a day's pay.
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And besides, I'm
not really that sick.
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Well, let me just see if
you have a fever, all right?
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All right. Let me see.
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You're burning up!
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I am not.
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That's a raging inferno!
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Jim, tell me if you
think he has a fever.
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Feel his... feel his head.
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Tony?
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Tony... Tony,
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do you think he has a fever?
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Something terrible
has just happened.
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TONY & SIMKA: What?!
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I've forgotten
why I'm doing this.
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He's hot.
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He's hot.
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You cannot work
when you're sick.
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Oh... all right.
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Go ask your boss
for a day off, all right?
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Okay. Louie?
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Louie?!
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(shouting): Louie!
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LOUIE: Take it easy!
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You're gonna crack a windshield.
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Louie...
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I don't feel very well.
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My wife, that I love
very much, is-is upset
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because I'm risking
my health to work here.
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You know, for-for
over three years,
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I have not had a-a day off
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from backbreaking labor.
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So, could-could I...
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Could I please have the day off?
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I don't know.
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Now, what are you
worried about, Latka?
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This is America.
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We got a thing
here called sick pay.
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Oh! Oh, good, good.
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You pay me ten bucks,
you can go home.
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Louie... Never mind, Latka.
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Louie!
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Now we cannot get cable.
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Now, we have neglected
this long enough.
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You are gonna go home.
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You're gonna
drink lots of liquids.
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You're gonna take aspirin
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and go right to
bed with a pumpkin.
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No, uh-uh.
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I... I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to destroy this myth.
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I used to live on a commune,
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and although those
who slept with pumpkins
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did, in fact, seem
to be healthier...
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so did those that slept
with many other vegetables.
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ALEX: not the point.
ELAINE: I don't know.
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I know, I know.
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All I'm saying is
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that 20 years ago,
I would have killed
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to get that gofer's job.
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20 years ago? What about now?
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Oh, please.
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Tell Tony. What?
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What? What? Listen to this.
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What? Nothing. ELAINE: Tell him.
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Nothing. No, it's just that I...
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I happened to ask a
Broadway producer
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for a job as a gofer.
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Wow! Great! When do you start?
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He doesn't. TONY: Why not?
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Because the guy told him
he was too old for the job.
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And you accepted that, Alex?
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(snickers)
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Haven't you seen Rocky III?
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No.
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Are you kidding?
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Rocky III may be the greatest
Rocky movie since Rocky I.
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How do you tell 'em apart?
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They're numbered.
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I see.
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And you know what the
motto of Rocky III is, Alex?
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Yeah, stop me before I
make another one, please.
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No, no, no, no.
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It's "Go for it!"
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And he could have
been talking to you, Alex.
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I don't know.
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Maybe I'm crazy,
but I always thought
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that, uh, well, that if I
had gotten a job like that,
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I mean, even a gofer's
job, 20 years ago,
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that maybe today I would
have been a Broadway producer.
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Alex, go for it!
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You know, Alex,
I don't know much
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about how you move
up in that business,
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but if that gofer job could
be turned into anything,
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you're the man who
could make it happen.
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Oh, come on. No. TONY: Yeah!
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ELAINE: Yes!
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I mean, even if I got a
job, if I got that gofer's job...
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Which is no small task...
I mean, who's to say
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they'd let me do
anything but go for coffee?
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Alex, you're forgetting the
most important thing about you.
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ALEX: What?
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You're smart. Yeah.
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You have ideas,
you have insight.
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There's no way those people
aren't gonna notice that.
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Alex, you try for that job.
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Alex... go for it!
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Eye of the tiger.
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Alex, do it!
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All right, I'm gonna go for it.
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Yeah.
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But I don't want
anybody to find out.
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Oh, come on! Since when are
you worried about things like that?
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I don't want Louie
to find out. Oh.
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Ah, so what? So
you say to Louie,
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"Hey, Louie, I'm a gofer."
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No, no, no, no, you
don't understand, Tony.
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I mean, the truth is, I
would feel foolish saying that.
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You know what I mean?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, I know
what you mean. Yeah.
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I mean, for some reason,
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something like this
makes you feel, uh, fragile.
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Yeah, yeah, so that's why
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Louie's never to
find out, understand?
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Yeah. Now, I have to
have your word on this.
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Hey, you have my
word. ELAINE: You got it.
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Louie must never
find out. (door opens)
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Don't say another word.
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Please, don't take the
fun out of this for me.
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ALEX: Louie...
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Basically, I'm a sportsman.
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Louie must never find out, eh?
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(cackling)
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I give myself five minutes.
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I can't wait to see
which one cracks first.
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I'll drive you, Alex. All right.
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Uh, good luck, Alex.
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Thank you.
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Iggy!
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(laughs) Hey, boss!
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(both laughing)
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Look, Iggy... Huh?
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How about if you and me,
we play a little game, huh?
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All right, all right.
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Now... Now, first,
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you ask me something
that you want to know...
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Uh-huh.
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And I'll answer, okay?
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And then, I'll ask you
something that I want to know,
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and you have to answer.
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Sounds like fun, boss.
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Yeah!
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(both laughing)
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Okay, all right.
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Now, you go first.
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Ask me anything.
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Okeydoke.
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Where is Tony taking Alex?
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I guess we should
start those interviews.
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Put all calls through.
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Hey.
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Hey, the cabbie from last night.
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Yeah, Alex Reiger.
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Yeah. Hi.
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So, what's up, Alex?
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Did we leave
something in your cab,
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or didn't this bum tip you?
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Uh, no, I, uh, came
about the gofer's job.
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Listen, Alex, I told you...
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ALEX: You know what's great?
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I'm not at all nervous.
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Because this really feels
right, so, uh, I guess that means
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you're gonna give
me the job, right?
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Because, otherwise,
I'd be nervous, huh?
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Boy, great.
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Now, I know what
you're gonna say.
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Uh, you don't want to give me
the job because you're afraid
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you'll feel kind of awkward
bossing around a guy
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who's older than you, right?
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No.
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No, we like that.
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Oh, I get it.
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You're kidding.
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(laughs)
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Yeah, sort of wry?
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Huh? A little playful?
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Broadway hip, huh?
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Tender, but tough?
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(laughs) I like him.
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Let's hire the old coot.
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Hey!
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Congratulations, Alex.
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Hey, thanks.
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Welcome aboard. Thank you.
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Mm-hmm. How about some lunch?
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Uh, no, thanks. I ate
before I came over.
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Oh, right... yes... lunch.
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Hey, Alex.
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Wow! A polite greeting!
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Never thought I'd
hear one of those again.
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Oh, no, no.
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You mean it's that bad?
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It's terrible. It's terrible.
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I don't think I can take much...
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I don't think I can
take much more of it.
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I'm telling you right now.
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I mean, I didn't
mind getting yelled at
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because the pastrami
wasn't lean enough.
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I didn't mind, uh,
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having to blow up
this inflatable cushion
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because the producer
has a bad back.
262
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I... (Tony grunts)
263
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,800
But what really rankles
me is having great ideas
264
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,103
and not even be able
to say 'em out loud.
265
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,604
So, why haven't you?
266
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:47,972
Because it's not my place.
267
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,306
TONY: Oh, man!
268
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,608
(Elaine clears her throat)
269
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:57,982
Alex, nobody cares where a
really great idea comes from.
270
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,417
Well, the other
reason I kept quiet was
271
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,254
because I-I didn't
have a really great idea.
272
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,989
Okay, Reiger.
273
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,557
What?!
274
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,059
Come on. What?!
275
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,260
Come on, what is it?
276
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,795
You're being so secretive,
277
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:15,132
it must be something
really embarrassing.
278
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,601
Now what are you ashamed of?
279
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,603
I'm not ashamed.
280
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,873
I got a job in the theater.
281
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,542
Let's just leave
it at that, all right?
282
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,677
Wow.
283
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,213
I'm impressed.
284
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:34,418
I guess you'll be, uh, kissing
the old cab job goodbye, huh?
285
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,454
Well, no, not,
not right away, no.
286
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:37,788
Why not?
287
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:42,827
Because I, uh,
I've formed certain
288
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,162
attachments that are
very real to me here.
289
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,797
Well, good luck.
290
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,299
Oh, thanks.
291
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,002
Maybe I can come down
and visit sometime, Reiger.
292
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,104
Uh, no, you see, what
we're having now is,
293
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,473
uh, it's something
called closed rehearsals.
294
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,609
Maybe in the
not-too-distant future.
295
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,877
But right now, I gotta go,
because I'm really very late.
296
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,812
No, no, one more,
one more thing.
297
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:07,018
Reiger, I always knew that
you would be the first guy
298
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:10,922
to dig himself
out of this slime.
299
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,891
Congratulations. Thanks, Lou.
300
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:22,600
He must have the
cruddiest job in the world!
301
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,136
I gotta go down
and see him do it.
302
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,871
Come on, Banta, where is it? No.
303
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,183
Where's he work,
Nardo? Forget it.
304
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,575
Nardo, where does he... (growls)
305
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,348
Why are you tormenting
yourself, boss?
306
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:41,519
Because, Iggy, I
got an opportunity
307
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:46,790
to go down to some theater
and really let Reiger have it.
308
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,325
(growling)
309
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,862
But I can't find
out where it is.
310
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,129
You don't know, do you?
311
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,398
Yeah, I know.
312
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,634
Well, tell me, Iggy, come on!
313
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:58,836
Tell me.
314
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,105
Iggy, Iggy, you gotta tell me.
315
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,240
This is the opportunity
of a lifetime.
316
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,942
I can really go down
there and let him have it.
317
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,444
Okay.
318
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,712
Great, Iggy!
319
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:14,852
I'll tell ya because...
by my telling you,
320
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:18,389
I'm giving you the chance
to turn your life around
321
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,392
and become a decent man.
322
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,798
I used to be a reverend, boss,
323
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:33,738
and I'm betting that when
I tell you, you won't go.
324
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:39,744
I'm betting you're
about to be saved.
325
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,815
Alex is working at the
Ambassador Theater.
326
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,152
That's it!
327
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,355
Go celebrate your
newfound virtue!
328
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:54,158
Another sinner saved!
329
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,361
Hallelujah!
330
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,135
I don't know why this
last scene doesn't work.
331
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,503
I think it's the dialogue.
332
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,037
Didn't he say the
same thing before?
333
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,184
Alex, you want to do something
about that trash basket?
334
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,808
Can't; my hands
are busy right now.
335
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,343
Alex, just step in it.
336
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,712
Right.
337
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:18,149
ALLEN: Now, look,
if it's the writing,
338
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,483
we'll have Dave fix it.
339
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,718
Let's not bother him today.
340
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,153
He's got so many rewrites to do.
341
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,821
Hey, can I make a suggestion?
342
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,291
No. Okay.
343
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,026
Um, you know, you
know what I think?
344
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,995
I think, I think we
need another scene.
345
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,631
Yes, that's, yeah, we
need another scene.
346
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,032
We need a scene in which,
347
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,634
uh, Carl would, uh, come
to Michelle and say...
348
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,114
I don't think you
need another scene.
349
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:42,673
I think your problem
is staging here.
350
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,476
I mean, all those entrances
and exits, they're killing you.
351
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:46,778
Right?
352
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:50,014
Look, all they have
to do is go to a side set
353
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,483
where nobody can hear
them but they can be seen.
354
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,185
You know, like in
Death of a Salesman.
355
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,753
You remember
Death of a Salesman?
356
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,588
See, they don't have
to be heard there.
357
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,523
All they have to do is,
um, simple behavior.
358
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,724
You know what I mean?
359
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,927
Alex, I don't want to seem rude,
360
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,795
but we'll save
the living theater.
361
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,230
You take care
of the patty melts.
362
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,300
Right.
363
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:12,837
Oh... This is yours.
364
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,372
Oh, hey, are you busy?
365
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,806
What can I do for you?
366
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,220
Well, I need somebody to run
lines with me in this new scene.
367
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,822
Uh, no, no, I'm not
an actor really, I...
368
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,757
You don't have to act, you
just have to give me cues.
369
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,459
No, no, I, I, I... You know,
it starts right over here.
370
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,127
I'd really, I'd really feel
kind of awkward doing this.
371
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,617
I just want to
get the feel of it.
372
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,096
Okay, all you gotta
do is read the words.
373
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,788
I know, but I really
can't do this. Oh, please.
374
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,556
Please.
375
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,300
Here?
376
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,336
Right there.
377
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,438
Why are you acting
like this, Michelle?
378
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,413
Because... I want you.
379
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,021
I want you desperately.
380
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,956
I want you here.
381
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,892
I want you here; I want you now.
382
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,627
And you don't think I want you?
383
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,567
Not like I want you.
384
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,802
I dream of you.
385
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,337
I'm obsessed with you.
386
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,672
You say that now,
387
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,675
but why would this
time be any different?
388
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:31,182
Because, this time, my
skin cries out for your touch.
389
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,818
Your mouth.
390
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,252
Your lips.
391
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,254
Your chest.
392
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:42,460
(shrieks)
393
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,828
What are you doing?! I...
394
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,330
What is with this guy?
395
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,332
Jeff!
396
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:57,041
Allen, we better
get over to the stage.
397
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:01,145
Yeah, Alex, Alex, I hate
to bring this up again,
398
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,180
but my cushion's
getting a little low.
399
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,781
You know, I got an idea.
400
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,328
Why don't we get a
pump for this thing?
401
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,518
Just fill it up.
402
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,954
Have it in my car by, uh...
403
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,623
Oh, boy, where's my watch?
404
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,091
Huh? You know,
405
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,761
I bet I took my watch
off and left it on the table
406
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,164
and you put it in with
the rest of the garbage.
407
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,499
Oh...
408
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,969
You know, I may not
have even worn it today.
409
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:29,506
I may have just left it home.
410
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,876
Alex... you better check anyway.
411
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,279
(sighs heavily)
412
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,148
When you put the
cushion in the car,
413
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,749
could you get the
gas tank filled up
414
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,784
and have it washed,
too? Yeah, okay, right.
415
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,596
(inhales deeply)
416
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:04,942
(inhaling)
417
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:11,481
(inhaling loudly)
418
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,021
Louie!
419
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,926
How long have you been here?
420
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,064
Too long.
421
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,266
What have you seen?
422
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,437
Too much.
423
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,273
Who let you in here?
424
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,709
Two guys.
425
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,226
Goodbye, Reiger.
426
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:59,864
I will never tell anybody
about what I saw.
427
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:17,782
Tell me something, Reiger...
428
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,751
how could you
do this to yourself?
429
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,457
Reiger, do you know...
430
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,360
what was special about you?
431
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,895
Please, will you?
432
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:37,701
You knew you were nothing
and you were great at it.
433
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:42,639
But taking this job, Reiger,
it's like, it's like tampering.
434
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,177
The theater.
435
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,979
It's like trying to be
something you're not.
436
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,652
Hey, hey, Reiger, it's
like if you got a nose job.
437
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,388
I mean, you'd be walking around
438
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,357
with this little nose saying,
"Hi, I'm Alex Reiger."
439
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,226
And everybody would say,
440
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:06,030
"That's cute, but we
want the real Reiger,
441
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,867
the one with the
honker down to here."
442
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,368
You know something, Louie,
443
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,671
there's something you will
never understand about this.
444
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,808
There is a certain
glamour and excitement
445
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:21,512
about being connected
to a Broadway show.
446
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:27,051
Alex, you're an errand boy.
447
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,686
Yeah?
448
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,387
Well, not all the time.
449
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,822
That's true.
450
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,824
Sometimes you're
a trash compactor!
451
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,701
Don't do this to
me, Louie, please.
452
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,704
I'm right on the edge
right now and I, uh,
453
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,473
I don't feel good
about what I'm doing
454
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,376
so, please, don't
ruin it for me.
455
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,879
You want to feel good about it?
456
00:21:54,947 --> 00:22:00,684
Then leave here with the
ounce of self-respect you got left.
457
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,590
Take one of those sandwiches
458
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,927
and shove it in that guy's face!
459
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,229
I'll get you one.
460
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,001
Ooh!
461
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:18,402
Egg salad!
462
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,571
Alex?
463
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,306
Alex, you busy?
464
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,809
Look who's here.
465
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,522
Listen, I want to talk
to you about something.
466
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,291
Listen, listen, sometimes I
know I can be very distracted.
467
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,714
Yeah... I know I
can be very rude.
468
00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,194
Here. But I do listen
to what people say.
469
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:34,451
Look, I... I think your
idea's gonna work.
470
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,664
We're gonna try it right now.
471
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,021
Huh?
472
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,922
Why don't you come
watch it with us out front?
473
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,257
Yeah, okay.
474
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:42,426
Okay, and bring some coffee.
475
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,472
Now, if you'll excuse me, Louie,
476
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,040
I'm wanted out front.
477
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,957
Oh, excuse me,
478
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:16,060
would you run lines
with me, please?
479
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,081
(theme song playing)
480
00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,838
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
481
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:01,906
(man grumbling)
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