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(theme song playing)
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(phone ringing)
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Sunshine Cab... (clears throat)
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Oh, hello. Hello, Mr. Ratledge.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Major problem. Yes, sir.
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I'll be right up.
I'll be right up, sir.
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Hey, Louie, Louie, Louie!
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What? Aren't you
forgetting something?
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I've never seen you
go up and visit the boss
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without bringing some
token of your esteem.
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You're right... gift, gift.
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Jeff, uh, give
me the golf balls.
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You already gave
him the golf balls, Lou.
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Well, what else we
got in Lost and Found?
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Uh, let me see.
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You got the cigars,
that cheap wine,
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a stuffed owl and a Waterpik.
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He's very upset.
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Give me the Waterpik.
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Where's he goin'?
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He's going to see the boss.
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Louie is the boss.
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ELAINE: He may be
the boss down here,
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but he still has to
answer to the guy upstairs.
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That's who he's going to see.
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He's going to give
God a Waterpik?
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I'll explain it to him later.
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Please, please.
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I don't care. I want
the guy brought up
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right now, right here, you
understand?! Mr. Ratledge,
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I think that it would be
better if I did this myself.
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You want to do it
yourself? Yeah, I'll do it.
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Then do it right now!
Yes, I will, sir. I will, sir.
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Yes, I will.
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(door slams)
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Uh, Jeff?
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Yeah. Can I talk to you?
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What is it, Louie?
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Uh, not here. Come on.
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Come back here.
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Come on in.
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So, uh...
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What's Ratledge
so hot about, Louie?
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Uh... why don't you have a seat
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and make yourself
comfortable, Jeff?
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All right.
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You know ho...
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How about you sit here?
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You know how,
uh, I have you haul
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those used parts to the junkyard
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and sell them for Mr. Ratledge?
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Yeah.
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Well...
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you didn't quite
do it for Ratledge
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as much as you did it for me.
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You mean you
kept all that money?
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Yeah.
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Oh... now I know what
Ratledge is so hot about.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you must be in
pretty deep trouble, Louie.
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Now, here's the
interesting part.
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Ratledge doesn't know it was me.
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He doesn't?
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No. (laughs)
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He doesn't?
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No. (laughing)
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Boy, you got lucky!
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But you didn't.
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I gotta fire you, Jeff.
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Me?! Uh-huh.
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Hey, wait a minute, Louie...
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I was just
delivering that stuff.
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I didn't even know
what was going on.
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All I did was what
you told me to do.
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Yeah... that's what makes
letting you go so painful.
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I'm going to go tell
Ratledge the truth.
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No, no, no, no, Jeff!
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Jeff, what good would that do?
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I mean, he's never
going to believe
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that you weren't involved.
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You brought the goods there.
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You collected the money.
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All he'll do is fire me, too.
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Now, listen, I got a plan.
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Listen, let me tell Ratledge
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that I fired you.
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This way, I can stay here
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and, and when he cools down,
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I'll get you your
job back for you.
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You know Ratledge...
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I mean, one minute
he's a maniac,
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the next minute,
he's a pussycat.
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Come on, trust me, Jeff.
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No!
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Hey, you got a better plan?
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No.
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Then it's a deal?
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Yeah. All right.
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But let me tell you
something, Louie...
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I think this stinks.
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I think you stink.
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I think the deal stinks.
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The whole thing stinks!
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Jeff, I'm worried
you're going into this
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with a bad attitude.
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So what do I do until I
get my job back, Louie?
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Let me give you a couple
of hundred bucks, Jeff.
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I don't want your dirty money.
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Great! I wouldn't
respect you if you took it.
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Now, look,
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I'll get you another job with
a different cab company...
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Just temporarily, you know.
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I mean, uh, look, all I got
to do is pick up a telephone.
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I mean, uh, this can be
our little secret, okay?
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I don't want to embarrass you.
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All right? Go ahead.
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And another thing!
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What you did was not only
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unspeakable, but unforgivable.
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I mean, look,
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you violated the
trust of this good man.
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Forget about violating the law.
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You bit the hand that fed you.
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Now, if it was up to me,
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you would be
going straight to jail.
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You're getting off easy!
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Now, get out of here
before I lose my temper!
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Go on! Go on, get out of here.
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Get!
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De Palma... Yes, sir.
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De Palma, I thought you
handled that very well.
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Thank you, sir.
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I... it wasn't easy,
but I was outraged.
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I was outraged.
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You know, it's a
funny thing, sir.
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In a few days...
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we'll all be missing old Jeff.
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Not me.
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Me, either.
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Oh, no.
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I want you to check this
inventory against the stock
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and any discrepancies brought
to my attention immediately.
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Yes, yes, Mr. Ratledge.
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Yes, sir. Thank you.
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Hi.
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You own this place, don't you?
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Yes.
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Well...
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I'd like to take
this opportunity
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to thank you for
providing me with a job.
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It changed my life.
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Why, if you had seen
me three years ago,
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you would have
said... Who is this bum?
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Exactly!
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TONY: All right,
Louie, what's going on?
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Look, I'd rather
not talk about it.
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Besides, it's none
of your business.
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Yeah, but why did you
fire Jeff? TONY: Yeah!
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What's the idea, Louie, huh?
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All right, all right,
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I guess you're gonna
find out sooner or later.
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It's better that it
comes from me.
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Look, I, I can't
believe this myself.
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It seems that, that Ratledge...
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found out that Jeff was
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making a little extra money
at the cab company's expense.
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He was stealing?
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I know; it's-it's
hard to believe.
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I'm still stunned.
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Jeff isn't a thief.
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I feel violated.
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Jeff is not a thief.
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Yeah, I'd like to
believe that, too, Reiger,
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but, uh, you know,
Jeff was special.
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He was like a son to me;
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a beautiful, black son.
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Jeff is not a thief, Louie.
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Not in his heart, Reiger.
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It's society.
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It's his environment.
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Jeff is a victim.
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Jeff is not a thief, Louie.
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I heard you the first time.
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What's the point, Reiger?
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Well... (clears throat)
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Correct me if I'm wrong.
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But I think what
he is trying to say
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is that Jeff is not a thief.
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Am I right?
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(speaking indistinctly)
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Look, look, I don't want
to talk about this anymore.
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Look, this is worse
for me than any of you.
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Now I'm going to do my
best to straighten this out.
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In the meantime, I've
got to find a replacement.
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And let me tell you something:
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It's going to be like hell
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trying to replace
a guy like Jeff.
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You... you speak English?
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Yeah.
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You've just been promoted.
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Get in the cage.
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Come on. In there. ALEX: Hey!
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Louie, how could you do that?
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How could you, you just
give someone else his job
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Yeah, Louie? and let him
be thrown out on the streets?
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Hey, listen, Louie, you
could explain, Louie...
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Will you maniacs just relax?!
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I know exactly what I'm doing.
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Now, when the time is right,
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I will get Jeff his job back.
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Everybody will be happy and
there will be no harm done.
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De Palma... I've been thinking
about what you said before,
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and I think you're right.
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I was too lenient.
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I just called the cops.
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I'm having Jeff arrested.
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Here you go. Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Louie, what are you doing here?!
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I told them I was your attorney.
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Now, just take it easy, Jeff,
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and, and I'll take
care of everything.
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Hey, don't take
care of anything.
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You've already done enough.
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I'm not going to prison for you!
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The deal is off.
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I want you out of here. Guard!
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Now, now, now, now,
Jeff, now, Jeff, don't panic.
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I mean, now, look,
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nobody anticipated
anybody going to jail,
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but if we just stay
calm, we can salvage
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an otherwise perfect plan.
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The deal is off, Louie.
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Hey, hey, I'm holding
up my end of the bargain.
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I'm-I'm working on
softening Ratledge
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and-and looking for a
temporary job for you.
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Oh, "looking for
a temporary job"?
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You told me you could get
me a job with a phone call.
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Well, that one fell through.
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They heard you were a thief.
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Guard!
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Jeff! Now, come on, Jeff.
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Come on, now.
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Give me a chance.
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You know, I've been good to you.
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Well, what have you ever ever
done for me that should go to prison?
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Will you get prison
out of your mind, Jeff?
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Now, nobody is
going to go to prison!
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But in the unlikely event
that somebody should go...
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Look, prison is not
such a bad place.
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I mean, they give you a bed.
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They give you food.
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They give you a toilet.
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That's pretty much
life as we know it, Jeff.
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Guard!
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Come on, come on.
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Now I'm begging ya, Jeff.
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I mean, think about it.
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You'd have a much easier
time in the joint than I would.
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What do you mean by that?
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You know what goes
on in those places.
264
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,335
A tasty morsel like me
wouldn't last five minutes.
265
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,572
Uh, Mr. Reiger posted
your bail, Bennett.
266
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,741
You're free to go.
267
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:23,908
All right.
268
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,676
No, no, no, Jeff,
Jeff, whatever you do,
269
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,379
don't tell Reiger about this.
270
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,881
Come on, let me have a
chance to straighten it all out.
271
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:34,886
Jeff, we're family.
272
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,288
Now you got every
right to be angry at me,
273
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,424
but I know you won't tell him,
274
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,625
not if you have one ounce
275
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:46,297
of loyalty, affection,
or gratitude left for me.
276
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,403
He did it, Alex.
277
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,936
I didn't want to lose my job,
278
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,406
but I didn't want to squeal
on him, so I took the rap.
279
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,074
Now he expects
me to go to prison.
280
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,612
What're you looking
at me like that for?
281
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,983
I don't care what
you say, Louie.
282
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,318
I made up my mind.
283
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,922
Jeff, Jeff, you are not
going to walk up those stairs
284
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,425
and destroy another
human being's life, are you?
285
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,294
Yeah. No, no.
286
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,362
Jeff.
287
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:21,332
Louie, if... if he
doesn't, I will.
288
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:27,004
All right, look, look,
let me do it myself.
289
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,608
If Ratledge hears the truth from
me, maybe he'll go easier on me.
290
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,545
All right.
291
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,447
Gift... I gotta get him a gift.
292
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,952
You have 15 minutes to get
those charges dropped, Louie.
293
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,187
15 minutes.
294
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,755
I'll be waiting right here.
295
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,557
Okay, 15 minutes.
296
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,496
Jeff, what if I made
a nice donation
297
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,199
to the United Negro
College Fund?
298
00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:00,271
All right, 15 minutes.
299
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:07,111
(knocking)
300
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,947
Yes?
301
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,652
What is it, De Palma?
302
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,622
Uh, nothing much, sir.
303
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:24,695
It's just that, uh, I was
kicking myself the other day
304
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,632
because I never
gave you anything
305
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,601
for the lovely Mrs. Ratledge.
306
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,037
Uh, so, uh, would
you please give her this
307
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,305
with my compliments.
308
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,406
What is it?
309
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:39,410
It's a Norelco Ladybug shaver.
310
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,815
Thanks, De Palma.
311
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,884
Now, what did you really
want to see me about?
312
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,857
I came to talk
to you about Jeff.
313
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,226
Jeff the Thief?
314
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,663
Thief is a very harsh word,
Mr. Ratledge. Mm-hmm.
315
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,565
Jeff the Misguided.
316
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,800
Uh, Jeff the Misunderstood.
317
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,436
Jeff the
Deserving-of-Another-Chance.
318
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,772
De Palma, when a
man commits a crime,
319
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,843
he should be prepared
to pay the consequences.
320
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,110
Now don't you agree?
321
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,446
Well, I don't...
322
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:23,353
Louie, I know how to deal with a
man who steals from the company.
323
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,522
Now I don't care to
discuss this any further.
324
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,758
If you'll excuse me...
325
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,261
Yes, sir.
326
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,615
(gasping): I'm the thief.
327
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,450
What are you talking about?
328
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,185
I arranged everything...
329
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,254
and took all the money.
330
00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:00,124
Jeff was just following
the orders of his boss.
331
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,394
He's the most honest man
I ever met, Mr. Ratledge.
332
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,764
If anybody deserves
to go to jail, it's me.
333
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:09,100
De Palma...
334
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,503
If this is true, De Palma,
why didn't Jeff speak up?
335
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,004
Because he likes me.
336
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,543
(laughing)
337
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,180
You expect me to believe this?
338
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,781
Believe what?
339
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,284
This whole story, De Palma.
340
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,952
Come on, knock it off.
341
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,921
I know what you're trying to do.
342
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,124
You're trying to take the
rap for another man, huh?
343
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,892
Well, it won't work.
344
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,796
You think I'd go easier
on you than on him
345
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,632
because of your long history
of service for the company?
346
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,067
Is that what you...?
347
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,568
Well, you're right, I would.
348
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,204
It's a noble gesture, De Palma,
349
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,441
but I won't let you take the
blame for another man's crime.
350
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,351
You're saying you
don't believe me?
351
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,019
Of course not.
352
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:06,557
You mean, not even if I
brought another cabbie up here?
353
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,891
No! No, no. Alex Reiger?
354
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,060
If he told you that
I was the thief?
355
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,962
No, stop. You wouldn't
believe him either?
356
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:16,200
No, of course not. Go on!
357
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,436
I don't know what it
is with this guy Jeff
358
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,172
that, that is so special that
you would go to bat for him.
359
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,806
But I'll tell ya
what I'm gonna do.
360
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,486
I'm gonna drop all the
charges against him.
361
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,944
I'm gonna let you
have his job back, okay?
362
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,712
I just hope this Jeff
Bennett appreciates
363
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,180
what you're doing for him.
364
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,082
It was nothing.
365
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,289
After all... I'm the thief.
366
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,658
Enough already. Get out of here.
367
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,463
(high-pitched guffawing)
368
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,565
You know, I, I think I will
bring Alex Reiger up here.
369
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:49,801
No! No! Yeah, yeah.
370
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,202
I'm gonna bring him up.
371
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,870
No! No! I'm gonna bring him up.
372
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,139
Stop it. Stop it. Knock it off.
373
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:58,208
De Palma, cut it out!
Reiger, come up here.
374
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:02,212
If you liked my confession,
you're gonna love this.
375
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,987
Reiger, Reiger,
Reiger, tell Mr. Ratledge
376
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,790
who the real thief is.
377
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,796
Hello, Mr. Ratledge.
378
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,099
Go on, go on.
379
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,468
I, I don't know what's
been going on in here.
380
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,604
All I can do is tell
you what I know.
381
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,708
Louie has been taking
the stuff and selling it
382
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,576
and keeping the
money for himself.
383
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,621
And Jeff took the
rap for it because...
384
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,723
Because he likes him.
385
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,663
Oh, thank you, thank you, Alex.
386
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,365
I think you'll be happy to know
387
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,867
that I've dropped all the
charges against Bennett.
388
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,769
And I'm gonna let
him have his job back.
389
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,638
Now you get out
of here, you scamp.
390
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,677
And you take your
sidekick with you.
391
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:09,113
RATLEDGE: Get out of here.
392
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:15,085
Well, ta-ta.
393
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,988
(laughing)
394
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,733
Louie, Louie, do you
ever play golf, Louie?
395
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,869
Why yes, I do, sir, but
I cheat on my score.
396
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,707
We'll have to play sometime.
397
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,642
Oh, that would be
swell, Mr. Ratledge.
398
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,111
Ben.
399
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,947
Ben.
400
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,827
Reiger, Reiger, you want
to have a drink with me?
401
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:57,928
No.
402
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,597
I just came back
to get my jacket.
403
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,932
Well, Reiger, you gotta
help me; you gotta help me.
404
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,835
What do you want?
405
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,004
I've been trying to
sort this thing out.
406
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:16,073
I mean... I stole... I lied...
407
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,917
I betrayed a friend...
408
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,220
and now I got extra
money in the bank
409
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:26,723
and a 9:00 tee-off
time on Saturday.
410
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,193
Good night, Louie.
411
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,329
No, Reiger, no,
you got to help me.
412
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,698
No, explain to me what
it's like to be honest.
413
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,602
I mean, because...
414
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:41,304
if I had a chance to
do that all over again,
415
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:45,175
I'd like to know one
reason why I shouldn't.
416
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:50,914
I can't explain the feeling
I get from being honest.
417
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:56,320
I mean, it's like trying to
explain, uh, April in Paris.
418
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,822
You can't understand it
unless you've been there.
419
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,492
Oh!
420
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,728
I understand April in Paris.
421
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:09,299
It's like having Havana cigars,
422
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,802
a great drink of booze
423
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,338
and being off scot-free.
424
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,274
That's April in Paris, Reiger.
425
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:23,280
Let's face it,
Reiger, crime pays.
426
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:31,222
You know, people
go around thinking
427
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,490
that if they do something bad,
428
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:36,761
then something bad has
got to happen to them.
429
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,396
Well, I'm living proof
that that is not true.
430
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,335
No answer?
431
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,236
No answer from the honest man?
432
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,240
Peh.
433
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,444
Where're you going?
434
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,313
Up here.
435
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,513
What do you got?
436
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:57,859
Some little hiding
place up there, Louie?
437
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,951
Yeah, I got a
place for my stuff.
438
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,787
Okay, Louie, you see?
439
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,155
That's the price
you have to pay.
440
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,457
Because you're a thief,
441
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,225
you have to go
through life believing
442
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:09,893
that everybody else is a thief.
443
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,595
That's why you have
to hide your stash
444
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,531
in some crummy little air duct.
445
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:17,668
Boy, you lead a real crummy
little life, you know that?
446
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,537
You're a frightened man, Louie.
447
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:24,842
You're grasping
at straws, Reiger.
448
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,277
You know what it's
like in this garage.
449
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,347
There's a thief
every four inches.
450
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,194
Hey, what about me,
Louie? What about me, huh?
451
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:34,096
Aren't you afraid I'm
going to steal your stuff?
452
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,320
I know where you're hiding it.
453
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:38,155
You?!
454
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,557
The honest man?!
455
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,726
Nah!
456
00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,996
Yeah, I guess you're right.
457
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,733
You do what you
do and I do what I do.
458
00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:52,102
Well, good night.
459
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,581
Good night, Reiger.
460
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,092
Reiger!
461
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,593
Reiger!
462
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:22,166
Reiger!
463
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:32,242
(theme song playing)
464
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:54,131
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
465
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,200
(man grumbling)
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