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(theme song playing)
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CINDY (on phone): Louie, I hit
some ice and I spun off the road.
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I can't get the cab started.
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The window's broken
and I'm freezing.
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I'm on an unmarked country road.
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She's doomed.
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Louie, I know
where this woman is.
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It's right near the farm
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where Simka and I
buy our goat knuckles.
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Oh, oh, oh...
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Well, maybe you can do
something with this cab.
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I'll, I'll take a look.
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(starter cranking,
engine stalling)
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Oh, I think I know
what the problem is.
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What?
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Winter.
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(wind howling)
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It's a very simple
choice, Latka.
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Either you have sex with
me or you freeze to death.
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Sex. Death.
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Sex. Death.
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Hmm.
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Why don't you tell me a
little bit about yourself?
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It-it happened when Cindy
and I were waiting to be rescued.
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Yeah?
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This will destroy Simka.
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I don't know. What should I do?
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Well, uh...
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You're not going
to tell her, are you?
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I have to.
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She knows me so well,
she will know. Believe me.
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No, no, no, no, Latka.
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You can't hurt her
just so you should feel
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a little less guilty. I mean,
th-the bigger thing here
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is to, is to spare Simka.
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Yes. That's right.
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The only decent thing
to do is to deceive her.
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Whew!
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(door opening)
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Hi, honey. I'm home.
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Latka, I am so happy, I...
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You did it with another woman!
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I'm sorry I hurt you.
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We must go to the priest.
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You must confess your sin.
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And whatever he
advises, we must obey.
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And so, Simka, nik-nik,
I atka lavorshney.
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So, Simka must sin with
someone Latka works with.
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You mean to tell me,
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you're going to sleep
with one of my friends?
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Baby, you're the greatest.
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Look how you can sleep.
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My little fool who has
brought us to the brink of ruin.
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What kind of dreams can you have
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while I stand here
suffering, the innocent victim?
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What kind of
slumber is this that...
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Don't worry. I am awake.
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Simka.
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Simka, which one
of my dear friends
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are you going to sleep with?
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I can't pick. You pick.
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No, you pick.
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I can't pick.
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I can't pick. What
does it matter?
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It's all a disgrace.
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All right.
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I will pick.
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Okay.
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But if it's Louie,
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will you still love me
when I've lost my mind?
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All right, maybe not Louie.
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Uh... how about Tony?
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Fine.
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Tony.
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I must debase myself with
someone with arms of steel.
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I don't think Tony
is such a good idea.
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I-I don't know
who is a good idea.
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Alex is nice.
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Not so nice. He's
a stranger to me.
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Well, then you can
look at this as a chance
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to get to know him better.
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Latka, it is impossible
for either of us to pick.
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We will let the fates decide.
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We will pick as we
would in the old country.
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We'll have a dinner
party, invite everyone,
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and whoever is the last man
to enter, that will be the one.
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Oh...
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You mean the way
we elect our president?
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Exactly.
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(Louie groaning and shivering)
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(sighs)
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(Louie sighs)
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How would you like to
warm me, my little Arctic fox?
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Louie, leave me alone.
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Oh, Nardo, you're a lucky woman.
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Why?
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Because you're a cab
driver, and there's a blizzard.
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I love it.
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Ah, kicking up those
sheets of slush...
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"Watch out, Grandma."
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(imitates slush spraying)
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Ah, I wish I was going
out with all my cabbies.
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With Nardo and Banta
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and Dancer and Prancer...
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Oh, excuse me.
I'm a little giddy.
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Alex, Tony, Jim, Louie,
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could you please come over here?
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Why don't you come over here?
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Oh, good idea.
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Good news, everybody.
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You're all invited to my house
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for a party at the
end of the shift.
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Sorry, Latka. I can't come.
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I'm working, you know,
a double shift tonight.
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But that's okay,
Elaine. It's not for you.
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Oh.
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It's going to be a
very special party.
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It's going to be a
wonderful party.
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It's going to be the best
party you ever been to.
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(voice cracking): Dress...
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is informal.
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You all know the address.
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(sobbing)
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I'm looking forward
to seeing you all there.
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(sobbing)
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Are you guys going to go?
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Why not?
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I could use a good time.
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LATKA: Maybe no one will
come, and then the priest will say
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that you don't have
to go through with this.
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Yes, I still believe a
miracle like that can happen.
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(knocking at door)
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Don't get my hopes up no more.
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Listen, there is
nothing to worry about.
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The only one to
count is the last one in.
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This one is out of the running.
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Please be Louie.
Please be Louie.
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Please be Louie.
Please be Louie.
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Louie!
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey, Latka.
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Good to see you.
Come in, come in.
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Uh, look, I'm double-parked.
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I just stopped up to tell you
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that I'll be right back as
soon as I find a space, okay?
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Hey, Tone.
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Hey. What do you say, Lou?
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Oh, the one, the good-looking
one with the chest of granite
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is early, honey.
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Hey. Hey, Latka.
How are you doing?
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So, how's it going?
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Shh.
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Thanks for coming.
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Thanks for having me.
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Shh!
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(knocking at door)
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SIMKA: Ooh, I can't stand it.
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LATKA: Maybe it will be Louie,
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and then you don't have to
worry about it being Louie.
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Hey, can I ask a question?
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You got any pretzels?
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(knocking at door)
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I hope the boss isn't too mad.
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I just beat him out
of a parking space.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Shh!
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I sure like dinner parties.
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It's one of the
few real occasions
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you get to be
formal and ill at ease.
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SIMKA: It's either
Alex or Louie.
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Whoever it's not, is the one.
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(knocking)
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Hi.
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Hi, there.
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It's Louie.
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Hi, Louie.
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Come on. Get out of the
way. What are you pushing for?
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You want to go
ahead of me, go ahead.
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What are you gonna do,
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stand in the door like a statue?
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I don't like to be
pushed, that's all.
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Well, get out of the way, then!
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Okay, you want to
go ahead, go ahead.
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You took my parking.
Somebody took my parking space!
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You want to go in, go in.
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LOUIE: Well, go on in, then!
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Look, go ahead.
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All right, I'll go in.
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It's Alex.
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That's what I thought, too,
but apparently it's Louie.
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ALEX: Nice to see you, Simka.
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(groans)
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I am sure you all understand
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that in light of the
circumstances,
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Simka and I would
like to be alone.
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Alex... we will get in
touch with you later.
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Thank you all for coming.
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That's it?
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Yes. Good night.
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They sure make
entertaining seem easy.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Simka, hi.
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Hi. I was hoping
you would be here.
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I was hoping I'd catch you.
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Oh, well, great. Yeah.
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I was just, uh,
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on my way to visit a
friend of my husband's
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for a certain purpose,
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and I thought maybe I
would walk a little more
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and see if you were
here. Here you are.
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Oh, good!
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Thank goodness.
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Uh... what's up?
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Oh, nothing's up. I
just thought we'd chat.
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Oh. So, there's nothing wrong?
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Oh, everything's fine.
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I just thought we'd jaw some.
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Oh, good. Come on. Sit down.
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Okay.
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Oh, so, uh... so what do
you want to talk about?
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Well... just one girl
to another, Elaine...
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Are you religious?
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Oh, well, um...
well, yeah, in a way.
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My parents are
very religious, so I...
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Why is that such
a tricky question?
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I don't know.
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Now you ask me if I'm religious.
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Are you religious, Simka?
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For sure.
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If you were religious, and
you believed in the beauty
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and the spiritual
nature of your faith...
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but then your spiritual advisor
told you to do something
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that would just make
your flesh crawl,
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what would you do?
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I'd get another
spiritual advisor.
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American girls...
That is the stuff.
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"Watch out, baby, here we come!"
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It's not so simple for me.
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Let's just talk about men.
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Something less
tricky, right? (chuckles)
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For instance, what is Tony like?
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Oh, Tony, he's the best.
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What's Alex like?!
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Why are you shouting?
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I'm not shouting.
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Yes, you are; you
said, "What's Alex like?!"
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Is he a nice guy?
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Why don't you just tell
me what you want to know?
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I was wondering...
about you and Alex.
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Did you?
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Um... (chuckles)
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Ooh... um... (laughs)
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Simka, to tell you the truth,
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I'd say "no" no matter
what the truth was.
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Thank you for leveling
with me, Elaine.
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Simka... what is going on?
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Nothing. It does not
make any difference.
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Whatever I do, my life will be
miserable for as long as I live,
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if I'm unlucky
enough to live long.
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And what is this wretched
curse that contaminates
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my one life on the Earth?!
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Simka, what's going on?
263
00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:00,991
Nothing. It's just
girl talk, Elaine.
264
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,363
I'm going to be going now.
265
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,998
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?
266
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:11,436
I don't know, to the movies
or to the gallows, maybe.
267
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,105
But I tell you
something, Elaine,
268
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,274
we must do this more often.
269
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,209
Bye.
270
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,614
Bye.
271
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:29,955
(knocking)
272
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,558
Oh, Simka, hello.
273
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,992
What are you doing here?
274
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:39,429
Well, you see, because Latka
has had sex with someone
275
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,965
he works with, our priest
276
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,167
has said that I
also must have sex
277
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,702
with someone he works with,
278
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,604
if we wish to remain married.
279
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,206
And we decided that the last man
280
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,243
to enter the dinner
party would be the one.
281
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,945
And as you know, you were tardy.
282
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,184
May I come in?
283
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,289
Yeah. I-I don't think I
understand any of this,
284
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,624
but come in.
285
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,259
I suppose you want to have
someone to talk to, right?
286
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,795
Talk is cheap.
287
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,196
I want your body.
288
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,535
(chuckles)
289
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,170
You're not serious, are you?
290
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,537
It won't take long.
291
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,207
I know you have
to go to work soon.
292
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,443
I just want to have sex with
you, and then I'll run along.
293
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:27,911
No, no, no, Simka. Stop this.
294
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,347
Stop, stop it
right now, stop it!
295
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:32,683
Alex, if you do not help us,
296
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,086
Latka and I must
circle each other once
297
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,020
and complete the
ancient divorce ritual.
298
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:40,157
And I will do anything to
keep that from happening.
299
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,627
See? Smooth,
milky white... yours.
300
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,462
No, no, Simka, Simka!
301
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,365
That's barbaric, you know that?
302
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,935
Are you telling me that
in that religion of yours,
303
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,736
that, uh, two wrongs
actually make a right?
304
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:56,707
"In that religion of yours"?
305
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,242
Do you mock us?
306
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,945
Do I mock you because
you do not eat animals
307
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,048
with cloven hooves unless
they chew their cud? No!
308
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:08,052
Your people knew
that it was unhealthy.
309
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,487
Please, Simka...
310
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,523
And our people know that
you cannot have intimacy again
311
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,069
without knowing
the pain of infidelity
312
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,360
that the other one went through.
313
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,696
Ours, like yours, is
a profound tradition
314
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,865
of tolerance,
brotherhood and faith!
315
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,669
Now, peel me like a grape
so I can get out of here.
316
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,176
You can't actually tell me
317
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,878
that cheating on
Latka is gonna do
318
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,049
anything but make things worse.
319
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:43,087
It is not bad enough
I have to be here,
320
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,556
now you're playing hard to get?
321
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,027
You want to be seduced?
322
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,828
Okay.
323
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:55,365
Oh... I never felt
like this before!
324
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,635
My legs are like jelly, oh!
325
00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,737
You make me
feel like a little girl!
326
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,806
You make me feel like a woman!
327
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,309
You make me feel
like a flying horse!
328
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,311
What do you want?!
What do you want?!
329
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,080
Sanity. Sanity.
330
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,049
Just one moment
of sanity, that's all.
331
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,318
Sanity.
332
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:25,896
Alex... please, you
have to help me.
333
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:31,635
Otherwise, Latka and I will
really have to get a divorce.
334
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,371
Simka, I am not going
to make love to you.
335
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,122
I'm sorry.
336
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,760
I'm gonna take you home.
337
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,471
Listen, it's, uh... it's cold.
338
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,673
Better button up.
339
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,914
Okay.
340
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,629
Oh, I'm glad to see you, Alex.
341
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:36,366
I stayed with Latka
because apparently he...
342
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,567
he has some trouble,
343
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:42,740
and I only wish
I could follow it.
344
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,208
It seems...
345
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,144
No, Jim, Jim, Jim,
don't worry about it.
346
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,546
Everything is all right now.
347
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,881
Alex, Simka and I are
both grateful to you.
348
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,649
Now get out of my
sight, you swine.
349
00:20:56,321 --> 00:21:00,090
I have bad news
for you, my darling.
350
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,893
I have been faithful to you.
351
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,530
Oh, no!
352
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:12,403
Now this is where
I get confused.
353
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,171
If I can get over this part,
354
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,973
I know I can help him.
355
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,508
Yeah, Jim, just hold it.
356
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,114
So we must part now
forever, my beloved.
357
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,116
Latka! Latka, you're not going
358
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,018
to go through
with this, are you?
359
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:32,122
Alex, we must.
It is the only way.
360
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:35,392
Are you ready to
complete the circle?
361
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:40,264
I must take one last
look at you as my wife.
362
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:44,568
Simka, you will
always have my heart.
363
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,503
I don't need it without you.
364
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,808
I will miss you.
365
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:55,079
I will miss your touch.
366
00:21:55,148 --> 00:22:01,251
I will miss the children we
could have had together.
367
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,320
Good-bye, Latka.
368
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,021
Are they unhappy...
369
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,192
b-because they got divorced?
370
00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,194
Yeah.
371
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:48,298
Why don't they just
get married again?
372
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,300
It's not that simple, Jim.
373
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,303
You think they'd go
through this kind of hell
374
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,438
if they could just marry again?
375
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:02,946
We must seek the
Reverend Gorky right away!
376
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,781
Jim, thank you!
377
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,117
Mwa!
378
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,285
Thank you very much.
379
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,787
Let's try to make
it work this time.
380
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,730
Piece of cake.
381
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:31,208
(theme song playing)
382
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,899
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
383
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,167
(man grumbling)
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