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(theme song playing)
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(static crackles)
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CINDY (over radio): Louie,
Louie, Louie, where are you, Louie?
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Why don't you help me, Louie?
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Why don't you answer me, Louie?
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Where are you, Louie?
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Yeah, Bates, this is Louie.
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How's it goin', kiddo?
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I had an accident.
I hit some ice
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and I spun off the road.
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I can't get the cab started.
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The window's broken,
and I'm freezing.
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I'm on an unmarked country road.
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I got off at the Rocks Hill exit
of the Garden State Parkway.
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I don't know where I am.
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Louie...
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All right, okay, Bates,
Bates, calm down here.
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Now, how do you expect me
to help you if you're hysterical?
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I'm sorry. You're right, Louie.
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Okay, okay, Louie.
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I'm calm.
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All right, that's better.
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Now, let's think.
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She's doomed.
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Louie, I know
where this woman is.
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Is right near the farm
where Simka and I
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buy our goat knuckles.
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So? So, I want to go
and bring her back.
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No, no, no, Latka,
I can't let you go.
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It's too dangerous.
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Let him go, Louie. Let him go.
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Louie, please, I'm
so... (static crackles)
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Bates! Bates!
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Ah, her radio just quit.
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Latka, you can't go out
there. It's too dangerous.
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No, no, listen,
where I come from,
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we live every day with danger.
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We laugh at danger.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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You call... you call this
danger... a little snow?
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Ha, come on. Where
are the wolves?
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Where are the wild boars?
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Where are the avalanches?
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Where are my mittens?
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(wind howling) (Latka moaning)
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(moaning continues)
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Excuse me! Excuse me!
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Are you Cindy Bates?
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Yes!
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Of the Sunshine Cab Company?
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Yes! Yes!
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Never hurts to check, you know.
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(chuckles) All right.
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Oh, oh, oh... What are
you doing? I'm freezing.
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Let's just go get in your tow
truck and get out of here. (moaning)
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Oh, that would be
terrific if we could,
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but, you see, it's buried in a
snowbank three miles back.
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(resumes moaning)
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Well, maybe you could
do something with this cab?
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I-I'll take a look.
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(engine sputters)
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(grunts)
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Oh, I think I know
what the problem is.
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What?
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Winter.
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(grunts)
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Oh, come on, turn
that frown upside down.
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I'm freezing.
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You want my coat?
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All right. Here.
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(moaning)
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Oh, I hope it is the
right size for you.
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Oh, oh, here.
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Oh, here you go.
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(continues moaning)
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Oh!
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(spitting)
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(continues moaning)
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Y-You want my scarf?
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Here.
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(resumes moaning)
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What?
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All right.
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Here you go.
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Oh!
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(moaning)
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Oh!
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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It's no good. Why?
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We're still going
to freeze to death
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with the wind coming
through that broken window.
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No problem.
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(moaning)
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(continues moaning)
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(continues moaning)
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That should do it.
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I feel terrible that you're going
to freeze to death to save me.
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I am?
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We could share your coat.
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Okay, thank you.
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That's very nice of you.
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Oh, yeah.
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(moaning)
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Latka? What?
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Am I paranoid, or are we
going to freeze to death?
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What does "paranoid" mean?
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Is it just my imagination?
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Is it just a strange thought?
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Oh, no, no, no,
you're not paranoid.
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Don't worry, we're
going to freeze to death.
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We are?
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Yes, we are. It is unavoidable.
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But, but you know
what is the terrible thing?
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I am going to be brave
in the face of death
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and my wife won't ever know.
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She'll think I died the
sniveling coward that I lived.
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Don't, don't give up yet, Latka.
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We have to do
something, and fast.
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I'm beginning to get numb.
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Oh, but... but what can we do?
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(wind howling, Latka moaning)
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(mutters) We can have sex.
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I'm sorry. I cannot
hear too well.
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I stood too close to the
cannon at my father's funeral.
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No, no, no.
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You... no, you
were hearing right.
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The heat from our bodies
will help us to survive.
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Yeah, but I can't.
I'm a married man.
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This is too perfect.
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I actually get to
die from rejection.
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Oh, no, no, no, is not personal.
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Is nothing personal.
I am a married man.
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It's a very simple
choice, Latka.
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Either you have sex with
me or you freeze to death.
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Sex, death... Sex, death, hmm...
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Why don't you tell me a
little bit about yourself?
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Now, that's wonderful.
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Yes. Thank you for calling.
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The state police found
them, and they're all right.
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(applause and cheering)
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Thank you.
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I feel complete.
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I feel wanted.
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I've joined the family.
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What are you talking about, Jim?
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"Dear Jim Ignatowski, we
are pleased to welcome you
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"as a member of our family of
satisfied MasterCard holders.
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(Elaine chuckles)
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Your card will arrive shortly."
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Family. Yeah.
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A family.
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I've joined the family.
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Me. Jim Ignatowski.
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ALEX: Nah...
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No, no, Jim, you
see, in this case
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"family" is being
used in a sort of, uh...
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Well, it's a figure of speech.
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I mean, uh, it's a kind of
a cute advertising way of...
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Don't badmouth my family, Alex.
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(mouthing)
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Hey! Our hero!
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(excited greetings)
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Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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Please, Elaine, I
have no more to give.
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Can I please talk to you alone?
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I have a troubled soul.
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What is it? What
is it? What is it?
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Hey, this is private!
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What is it, Latka? What's,
what's, what's, what's wrong?
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I, I have been... You're
considered a hero here.
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Don't you know that?
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I am not a hero.
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I am a stinkbug.
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I have been unfaithful to Simka.
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What? Come here.
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What-what are you talking about?
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It-it, it happened
when Cindy and I
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were waiting to
be rescued. Yeah.
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This will destroy Simka.
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I-I don't know what should I do?
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Well, uh...
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You're not going
to tell her, are you?
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I have to.
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She knows me so
well, she will know.
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Believe me. No,
no, no, no, Latka,
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you can't hurt her just so
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you should feel
a little less guilty.
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I mean, the bigger thing
here is to... is to spare Simka.
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I mean, it was a one and
one time only thing, right?
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I mean, it's not going
to happen again, is it?
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Eh... Is it?
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No, no. Good, good.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Th-The only decent thing
to do is to deceive her.
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Whew! What a relief.
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Wait a minute.
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How am I going to explain
the scratches on my back?
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, that's right.
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They were on her back.
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I am lucky that you are
coming over to my house
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for dinner tonight.
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Huh? Oh, wow.
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I almost forgot about that.
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Uh, hey, but under
the circumstances...
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Under the circumstances
if I'm going to deceive her,
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everything has to look normal.
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She's expecting you, you come.
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Come on.
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(door unlocking)
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Hi, honey, I'm home.
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Latka!
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I'm so happy. I...
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You did it with another woman!
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Simka, darling...
Don't "darling" me.
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Who is she?
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Who was the lowlife
that would let you
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have your way with her?
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Well, listen, I'll
just run along now.
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I've got to... So soon?
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You just got here.
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Yes, you see, in our country
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we have manners.
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The most important
thing is the guest.
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Forget that our
lives are falling apart.
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The damn guest must come first.
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Here, damn guest.
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Now, you have no problems.
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Eat hearty!
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And you!
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I want names!
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Who is she?!
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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SIMKA: Oh...
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Really?
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Yes. Latka... What?
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Look me in the eye.
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If you can look me
in the eye and tell me
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that you did not have fleshy
union with another woman,
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I will believe you.
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I did not have fleshy
union with another woman.
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Ha!
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Okay, I did. I am sorry.
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Please forgive me.
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Oh, my God! Simka, it
was nothing, really, it was...
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But you don't understand
the reason why I did...
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Simka, but... Oh, my God!
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But listen, you must understand.
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I'll just grab a burger
on my way home.
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You don't have
to worry about me.
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Please, you are making
the guest uncomfortable.
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No, no, no, hey, hey, hey...
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Oh, oh, excuse me.
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The damn guest is uncomfortable?
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Oh, are you uncomfortable?
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No, not really.
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Then sit down!
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Now, you see? The
damn guest is happy.
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Okay, Latka...
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maybe there is something
that I don't understand.
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Why did you do it?
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This better be darn good.
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I did it for you.
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Go on.
265
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,531
Or are those the last
words you will ever say?
266
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:02,940
I... I thought I was never
going to see you again.
267
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,275
It was below freezing,
268
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,611
and it was the only way
we could keep warm.
269
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,979
We might have died.
270
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,789
That's true. That's true.
271
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,657
In-In the garage he's
considered a hero.
272
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,328
Oh.
273
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,597
But really, i-it's
the only reason.
274
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,065
It was just to save our lives.
275
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:31,236
Simka, it-it was
you I was kissing.
276
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,303
It was you I was caressing.
277
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,641
It was you I was... Eh...
278
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,681
Take my word for it, it was you.
279
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,385
Okay.
280
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,022
(sighs) What I am
going to do now
281
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,893
is I am going to pack a bag
so that you can go and spend
282
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,963
the rest of your life
some place else.
283
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,999
Oh, no. Uh... But Simk... No.
284
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,402
Packing a bag for Latka!
285
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,871
Simka, no... Simka, please.
286
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:07,872
Is not necessary.
287
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,807
Hey, hey, come on, Simka.
288
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:13,444
(yelling in native language)
289
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,579
Come on, Simka,
think it over, Simka.
290
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,926
(muttering in native language)
You guys can talk about it...
291
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,583
Let's talk about it.
292
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,753
Come on, it can't be that
serious. (dishes breaking)
293
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,533
Well, listen, I've overstayed
my welcome here. (screams)
294
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,789
I'll be seeing you guys.
295
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,159
Good night. Please. Let
me go. Oh, no, no, no, no.
296
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,361
Listen, if you leave, she
might stop hiding her anger.
297
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,430
(shrieks)
298
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:37,301
No, no, Latka, let him go.
299
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,970
It was just lovely having you.
300
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:46,577
Next time, bring some
of your damn friends.
301
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,880
Okay, good night,
you guys. I, uh...
302
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,983
Listen, uh, you know,
303
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,719
I-I feel kind of funny
because, well, I can see
304
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,289
you're having some
minor difficulties
305
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,726
that might affect your future,
but, uh, I just want you to know
306
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,227
that I-I think
you're both great.
307
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,997
And Simka, I know
you love Latka.
308
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,632
If you just talk to him calmly,
309
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,134
there'll be nothing to wor...
310
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:26,984
Simka, do you
really want me to go?
311
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,157
I don't know what I want.
312
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,797
Latka, we must go to the priest.
313
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,566
You must confess your sin
314
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:46,703
and whatever he
advises, we must obey.
315
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,909
I'm sorry I hurt you.
316
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:55,646
Yeah, well, let's
not talk anymore.
317
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,025
(knocking at door)
318
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,559
(speaking native language)
319
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,067
Ah, Latka, Simka.
320
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,902
(speaking native language)
321
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,207
(speaking native language)
322
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,379
(speaking native language)
323
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,131
(speaking native language)
324
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,601
(knock at door)
325
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:51,735
(speaks native language)
326
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,574
(speaks native language)
Hello, Latka, Simka.
327
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,142
Please forgive the intrusion.
328
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,410
This will only take a moment.
329
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,580
(whispers indistinctly)
330
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:06,250
I happened to run into some
ladies who missed the bus,
331
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,985
and, uh, they expressed a desire
332
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,221
to visit the church and
see Reverend Gorky.
333
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,322
Ibida.
334
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,623
Good.
335
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,359
Come in, ladies.
336
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,828
Make yourselves at home.
337
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:20,798
Excellent.
338
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,200
(speaking native language)
339
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,771
He wants to know if you would
like to see an unburdening.
340
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,373
It's our religion's
equivalent of a confession.
341
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,941
Sure.
342
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,978
Mascha? Eh...
343
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:39,083
I, I don't know if this
is such a hot idea.
344
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:47,258
What I have to confess is of a
deepest, most personal nature.
345
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,960
(whispers)
346
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,162
(speaking native language)
347
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,703
"Providence has brought them.
348
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,904
"There is no accidents.
349
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,273
You shall stay."
350
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,017
All right.
351
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,023
(speaking native language)
352
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,157
(laughing)
353
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:22,660
He says he hopes Reverend Gorky
354
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,195
won't be shocked by
anything he has to say.
355
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,264
(speaking native language)
356
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,934
Reverend Gorky says
Latka cannot shock him.
357
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,304
(speaking native language)
358
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:36,573
He has already heard a man
who raised his voice to his mother.
359
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,910
(Gorky speaking native language)
360
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:43,581
Another who gave false coin
to gain admission to the subway.
361
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:50,287
(speaking native language)
362
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,889
So how bad can it be?
363
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,568
(speaking native language)
364
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:08,038
He said, "I am troubled
and seek your wisdom."
365
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,140
(speaking native language)
366
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,547
"I had meaningless sex with
a woman from the garage."
367
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,957
(speaking native language)
368
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,160
"I have been unfaithful
to my wife and a disgrace
369
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,162
to my family."
370
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,765
(wailing in native language)
371
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,912
"I only want for things
to be the way they were
372
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,814
"between Simka and me
and, for Simka to forgive me
373
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,983
and to save our marriage."
374
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,584
Ibida, Gorky!
375
00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:00,123
Ibida! Ibida! Ibida!
376
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,161
"Please help us, Reverend Gorky.
377
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,296
Please, please, please."
378
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,401
And now I believe
the Reverend Gorky
379
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,405
will impart his sage
and profound wisdom
380
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,473
and counsel the sinner.
381
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,479
(deep voice): Latka.
382
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,381
(imitating Gorky): "Latka."
383
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,562
(speaking native language)
384
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,605
This is most fascinating.
385
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:51,675
He says since Latka sinned
with someone he worked with,
386
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:55,913
Simka must sin with
someone she works with.
387
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,415
(speaking native language)
388
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,552
But Simka doesn't work.
389
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,355
(speaking native language)
390
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:12,496
So Simka must sin with
someone Latka works with.
391
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,437
(speaking native language)
392
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,905
And now we must
leave them alone.
393
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,855
You see what we must do now,
394
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:42,225
just because you
did not want to die?
395
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:45,730
You mean, you are going
to go through with this?
396
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:51,267
Latka... we are
religious people.
397
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:54,839
We are orthodox.
398
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:58,476
Our church has told
us what we must do,
399
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,946
and we must obey if
we are to remain married.
400
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:05,416
You mean to tell me
401
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,918
you are going to sleep
with one of my friends?
402
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,594
Baby, you're the greatest.
403
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:33,210
(theme song playing)
404
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,300
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
405
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,469
(man grumbling)
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