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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Up to it, down to it.
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Fuck those who don't do it.
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We do it 'cause we used to it,
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so drink, my nigga, drink.
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Mm, mm-mm.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need
to take that in stages.
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- Over here.
- Uh, another round?
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- No!
- Yes!
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I got this new shit
with jalapeño and mezcal.
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- Ooh!
- Yeah!
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Hi!
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How come I never get asked
to dance by a Lester?
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I think it's your face.
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Shut up.
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Come on, girl, I'll be your Lester.
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♪ For misery, my friends ♪
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♪ Cherchez la femme ♪
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♪ Hey, now ♪
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♪ Cherchez la femme ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah Cherchez la femme ♪
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Your whole "natural early bird" thing
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has been bothering me
for the entire 25 years
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of my life that I've known you.
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Ella, it's 8:30.
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Shit!
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Yeah, it's probably not the best for you
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to be late as fuck
to your first day of work.
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Remind me why
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I spent my early 20s trying to build
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a professional reputation
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instead of sitting
on a really rich dick.
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Exactly.
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I mean, what were our mothers
thinking with this whole
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"pursuit of educational
excellence" bullshit?
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I mean, where was the
"There's nothing wrong
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with sleeping your way to the top, baby,
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as long as you do it discreetly
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and before you turn 26" speech?
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It's okay. It's okay. I'll move.
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- What?
- No, no, no, not you.
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I'm just being invisible woman-ed.
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At the bodega?
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Mm-hmm.
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This female colonizer in here
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was literally standing on top of me.
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You know the whites can't see us.
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Anyway, I was just calling
to wish you good luck.
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And don't go into that office
this morning
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trying to be yourself.
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Try being someone much more likable,
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like one of those nice
colored girls from Georgia
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we went to school with
who were raised to marry well.
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Ishmael, what up? I'm finna be late.
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Almost, lady, almost.
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I cannot believe
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you're still eating out of the bodega.
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Right now it's a requirement.
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Are you not hungover?
'Cause I feel like stir-fried shit.
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Ah, pain threshold
hovering around three.
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Remember when we were 21,
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and we could get in
at five in the morning,
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drink a Red Bull, and just shake it off?
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No, I have very few
lucid memories of my 20s.
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Bacon, egg, and cheese.
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- Uh!
- Oh!
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- That is mine.
- Oh, I thought it was mine.
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I am a woman phenomenally.
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Phenomenal woman, that is me.
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- Uh...
- Hmm.
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Did you just "Phenomenal Woman" her?
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Yes, I did.
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Oh.
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Why she want to make me angry
before 9 a.m.?
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I hate when I'm mad on a Monday.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.MY-SUBS.com
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Hips back, elbows down.
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So good, team.
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Y'all look so good.
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Morning, Mother.
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Aunt Zelda?
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I haven't heard her name
in over ten years.
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Mom, the guest list
has to end somewhere.
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Okay, Mom, this is work.
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Mom, this is work!
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I won't call you back.
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Hello.
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No! I told Chad to do it.
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His nepotism is really starting to show.
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Radha, you run the new numbers.
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I'll be in soon.
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Shh!
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Quiet.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Okay.
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Daddy, I'm awake.
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Daddy?
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This is nothing like
when you call me Daddy.
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Oh, God.
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And how are we today,
mind, body, and soul?
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Um...
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purple unicorn,
blue heart, pink mermaid.
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What about you?
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Pink unicorn,
yellow heart, gold mermaid.
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You guys ever gonna let Daddy
crack this unicorn code?
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Mm, no.
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Come on, it's not fair.
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Okay, Chicken, close your eyes.
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I have a surprise for you.
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And open them.
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Why are they brown?
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Because that is how
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all the Black
professional ballerinas do it.
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Seems like a bit much
for six weeks of lessons,
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though, don't you think?
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No, not at all.
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Ballet is all about the
aesthetic of the unbroken line.
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So pink shoes on a brown leg
is a broken line.
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Well, I appreciate
your diligence on the subject.
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And as always, your beautiful brain
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continues to wow me.
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Oh, I got to go.
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Uh, I left her tuition check
by the door.
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- So, please don't forget it, okay?
- Okay.
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And you, I love you. Mwah.
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Uh, unicorn,
television set, red mermaid.
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- Mm-mm. No.
- No.
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But I'm getting it.
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- No.
- I'm getting it.
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- He's not even close, is he?
- Have a good day, guys.
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He is something else.
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Mm, who you tellin'?
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I like what you've done with the place.
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Oh, it's a miracle
I have an office at all.
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Whoever the fuck invented
open office floor plans
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should be forced to listen
to the Lean Inaudiobook
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on repeat for the rest of their lives.
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You know the digital revolution
cannot be forged
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in an office with walls.
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You look good.
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- You better?
- Think so.
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The "book not selling" stuff, yes.
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The being branded a "regressive blow
to fourth-wave feminism" part,
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- not so much.
- That's bullshit.
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Your essay about cooking dinner
ass-naked in an apron and heels
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was quite exquisite.
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That was a personal story.
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I wasn't suggesting it as a practice.
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Okay, kiddo, for your first assignment,
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you won a trip to cover
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Soulja Boy's legends party tonight.
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♪ Superman that ho, what? ♪
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♪ Superman that ho, What, what? ♪
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Come on, Barb.
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Ah, don't "Come on, Barb" me.
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Soulja Boy...
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"He is the first true Internet rap star.
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He launched a movement
that led to the current wave
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of self-produced and distributed artists
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that shifted the landscape."
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Says who?
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Says the fucking press release.
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When I woke up this morning
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and I thought about
how my first day here would go,
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I said to myself,
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"Why don't you go
and interview that young man
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who basically taught guys everywhere
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how to stick sheets onto women's backs
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with their semen
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and do a dance at the same time?"
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I'm sorry, but did I dream
that you called all,
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"Barb, Barb, what am I gonna do?
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"The critics hate my book,"
begging me for a job?
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- No...
- Sometimes, Ella,
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you look up, and life is different.
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There's no more car service
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or white parties in the Hamptons
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or offices with doors that lock
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and curtains... curtains that close.
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Yeah. I blame Matt Lauer.
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I blame that motherfucker, too.
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Shit.
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Look, I was the first
Black editor in chief
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of a mainstream
lifestyle publication at 35.
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Now I'm 45, and I'm doing this shit.
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Adapt, Ella.
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Reinvention, that's the game.
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You don't see me walking around
all puh and pathetic.
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- I'm not pathetic.
- You a little pathetic.
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But you're a good writer,
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and you've always been good
with celebrities,
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which is why I hired you again.
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I just could do without all this
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"victim of a failed media
state" shtick you got going on.
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Could you just be, I don't know...
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grateful?
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Just be as committed to grateful
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as you are to self-pity.
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I am grateful, Barb.
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Seriously, thank you for everything.
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Great.
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Get out my office.
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Whoo!
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♪ Now watch me yuuuuuuu ♪
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♪ Now watch me yuuuuuuu ♪
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She didn't close the fucking door.
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Oh, hi, you must be Amari's mom.
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- I'm Julie. This is Goldie.
- Hi.
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I'm Sondi.
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I-I'm actually Amari's dad's girlfriend.
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I mean, we live together,
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and I-I obviously
still keep an apartment
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because we're not married, so, um...
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But I've been in Amari's life
since she was four.
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Well, it's nice to meet you.
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Our girls just love Amari.
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We're so glad she's sticking with it.
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Which ones are yours?
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Mimi came out looking like her father.
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She's in front.
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And my Clara's
right next to her.
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You can see it in her eyes.
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Did you just get here,
or did you see me dance?
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I totes got here early,
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and you were totes the best one
in the whole entire class.
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No, I'm totes not.
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Ms. Janet says Clara
has the best technique.
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Clara, Shmara.
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Don't tell anybody,
but your teacher's a liar.
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Chicken, what happened
to the shoes I made for you?
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I left them at home. Sorry.
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No sorrys, dah-ling.
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- BRB.
- Okay.
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Hi, I'd like to pay for the next session
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for Amari Powell.
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Finally.
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We usually don't accept
late tuition, but...
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we love Amari.
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We do offer scholarships
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for our underprivileged students.
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I can give you a brochure.
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Um, no, that'll just
wind up in the trash.
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Yes, well, Amari's teacher
asked me to give you this.
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Nutritional suggestions
for a six-year-old?
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Amari has a great
natural facility for ballet.
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We just want to help her
avoid some of the pitfalls
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unique to the bodies
of dancers with her...
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ethnic background.
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I'll be needing that back. Thanks.
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Amari, let's go.
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- Did you hear that?
- Ooh!
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Seriously, go look...
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♪ It don't get any clearer ♪
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♪ I can see it in the way you move ♪
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♪ Come get a little nearer... ♪
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- Seriously?
- Ugh!
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Why is everybody trying it today?
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I would've smacked that bitch
in the face.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
261
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And now Matthew's over here texting me
262
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like I'm in trouble.
263
00:11:21,621 --> 00:11:23,645
Ooh, teacher's pet is fucking up.
264
00:11:23,646 --> 00:11:25,798
He's the one who has her
enrolled in a school
265
00:11:25,799 --> 00:11:27,930
where they're hypersexualizing
her prepubescent body
266
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,889
and subverting her femininity.
267
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,674
I'll take "Academic Buzzwords"
for $600, Alex.
268
00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:36,591
Anyway, I'm enrolling her
in the Dance Theatre of Harlem.
269
00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:38,680
Maybe you should talk
to Matthew about that first.
270
00:11:38,681 --> 00:11:40,203
Right, 'cause those Negro
ballet slippers
271
00:11:40,204 --> 00:11:41,814
were clearly a miss.
272
00:11:41,815 --> 00:11:43,859
Shit!
273
00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,383
What in the whole universe?
274
00:11:45,384 --> 00:11:48,165
Cherise. Cherise.
275
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,196
Hey, girl, you got a first-aid kit?
276
00:11:50,998 --> 00:11:52,781
Legally we're required to,
277
00:11:52,782 --> 00:11:54,726
but we're also supposed to have
fire extinguishers,
278
00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:56,089
so I'ma say no.
279
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,643
It's okay.
280
00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:00,789
The whole universe is just
not fucking with me today.
281
00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:02,763
Y'all want a round
of Get Drunk or Die Trying?
282
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,473
Yes.
283
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:08,362
Cherise, your titties look
particularly amazing today.
284
00:12:08,363 --> 00:12:10,451
Her tits always look amazing.
285
00:12:10,452 --> 00:12:11,626
They're good, right?
286
00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,367
- I think so.
- Yes.
287
00:12:13,368 --> 00:12:14,801
Oh, sweet child, sweet child.
I'll be back.
288
00:12:16,589 --> 00:12:17,719
Okay.
289
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,331
- Uh-uh.
- Um...
290
00:12:20,332 --> 00:12:21,854
I thought that you said
291
00:12:21,855 --> 00:12:24,256
your wedding was a small,
intimate affair.
292
00:12:24,272 --> 00:12:27,215
Why are there, like,
300 invitations here?
293
00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:28,861
Because this is no longer my wedding.
294
00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:31,080
This is a wedding for Olabisi Adeyemo,
295
00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:34,127
his mother, his 15 aunts from Nigeria,
296
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,347
and my mother
and her ever-expanding list
297
00:12:36,348 --> 00:12:38,784
of society women and church friends.
298
00:12:38,785 --> 00:12:40,284
Honestly, at this point,
I should just invite
299
00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:42,265
each of Cherise's tits.
300
00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:43,963
Weddings are so overrated.
301
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,008
Huh, inspiring prenuptial insights
302
00:12:46,009 --> 00:12:47,662
from our only married friend.
303
00:12:47,663 --> 00:12:50,186
What? For what Jason and I
spent on our wedding,
304
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,754
I could be debt-free
and have bought a small boat.
305
00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:55,670
Okay, before Renee
makes this all about her,
306
00:12:55,671 --> 00:12:57,890
Whitney, have you bought
your wedding tribal dress yet?
307
00:12:57,891 --> 00:12:59,282
Ugh, no.
308
00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:00,675
The tribal colors from his village
309
00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,373
are brown and blue.
310
00:13:02,374 --> 00:13:05,898
And they want me to wrap
my $350 bridal updo
311
00:13:05,899 --> 00:13:09,249
in a... durag thingy.
312
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,904
I'm pretty sure it's not
a durag exactly.
313
00:13:11,905 --> 00:13:13,831
It's like a crown, bougie.
314
00:13:13,832 --> 00:13:15,560
Oh, and the worst of it,
315
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,301
Ola's mother wants branzino
for the fish entrée.
316
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:19,738
Mmm, I love branzino.
317
00:13:19,739 --> 00:13:21,217
Uh, no, you don't.
318
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,828
You think you love branzino
319
00:13:22,829 --> 00:13:25,352
because the chefs
always serve it as a special
320
00:13:25,353 --> 00:13:27,049
and people who don't know
better let other people
321
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:29,182
dictate to them what's
actually special in life.
322
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,793
And because waiters
are always referring to it
323
00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:34,448
as a, um, "European sea bass,"
324
00:13:34,449 --> 00:13:36,102
people get distracted by the fact
325
00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:37,886
that in terms of taste and flavor,
326
00:13:37,887 --> 00:13:39,858
it's just glorified tilapia.
327
00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:42,674
So everybody's passing over
a beautiful piece of halibut
328
00:13:42,675 --> 00:13:44,458
or even a red snapper
329
00:13:44,459 --> 00:13:45,764
because all the chefs of New York
330
00:13:45,765 --> 00:13:47,809
have decided to make branzino a thing.
331
00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:49,028
But branzino's not a thing.
332
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,987
It's just basic.
333
00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:54,816
I think she just called you
a basic bitch.
334
00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:56,339
- Mm-hmm.
- I did no such thing.
335
00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:57,863
- Yes, you did.
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:13:57,864 --> 00:13:59,734
You know what?
I'm gonna take my basic ass
337
00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:01,867
to Matthew's reading
of his essay for The Atlantic,
338
00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:04,304
so you can lick your own
damn wedding invitations.
339
00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:06,055
Hasn't he done several already?
340
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:08,743
Right, like, how many times
can you present one essay?
341
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,251
It's not like the nigga wrote a book.
342
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,009
Okay, Matthew Powell will never
turn down an occasion
343
00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:16,730
to hear himself speak in front
of a captive audience, so...
344
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,524
No, no, no, no, no, don't go, please.
345
00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:21,495
I was just about to beg you all
to come downtown with me
346
00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:24,716
to this Soulja Boy party tonight.
347
00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:26,152
What's that even mean?
348
00:14:26,153 --> 00:14:27,806
♪ Soulja Boy up in this ♪
349
00:14:27,807 --> 00:14:29,728
♪ Watch me crank it watch me roll ♪
350
00:14:29,729 --> 00:14:32,782
Welcome to my life at Hot Tea Digest.
351
00:14:32,783 --> 00:14:34,552
I keep telling you guys
I did something really evil
352
00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:36,205
in a past life.
353
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,549
Not, like, Hitler evil
but definitely, like,
354
00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:40,166
Clarence Thomas evil.
355
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,820
Okay, Ella, I love you, boo-boo,
356
00:14:41,821 --> 00:14:43,299
but it's a hard no for me.
357
00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:45,683
What about you two?
358
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,914
You can't be serious.
359
00:14:48,915 --> 00:14:51,431
Soulja Boy is a fucking legend. I'm in.
360
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,266
♪ Come, all, to the E-Z ♪
361
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,504
♪ Yes ♪
362
00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,273
♪ See, this ain't nothin'
That you used to ♪
363
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,623
♪ Out of the ordinary and usual ♪
364
00:15:02,624 --> 00:15:03,755
♪ You got to have the mind state ♪
365
00:15:03,756 --> 00:15:05,126
♪ Like I'm so great ♪
366
00:15:05,127 --> 00:15:07,062
♪ And can't nobody do it like you do ♪
367
00:15:07,063 --> 00:15:09,492
♪ Miraculous, phenomenal ♪
368
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:12,329
♪ See, I look too good
To be fuckin' you ♪
369
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,332
♪ And I look too good to be lovin' you ♪
370
00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:17,072
♪ You know I look way too good
To be stuck with you ♪
371
00:15:17,073 --> 00:15:19,169
♪ I'm conceited I got a reason ♪
372
00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:21,336
♪ See, I look too good
To be getting' whipped... ♪
373
00:15:21,342 --> 00:15:23,949
Oh, my God. Is that Jim Jones?
374
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:27,518
Holy 2006, we just entered
a time capsule.
375
00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:29,112
I'm going to get champs.
376
00:15:29,124 --> 00:15:30,651
I'm gonna go find Soulja Boy.
377
00:15:30,652 --> 00:15:32,218
- Meet you at the bar?
- All right.
378
00:15:32,785 --> 00:15:34,115
I'm coming with you.
379
00:15:34,613 --> 00:15:36,394
What? I want to meet him.
380
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:38,414
Soulja Boy.
381
00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:40,444
Soulja Boy.
382
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,489
♪ With his tight white tee ♪
383
00:15:46,755 --> 00:15:49,017
Hi. I'm with Hot Tea Digest.
384
00:15:49,018 --> 00:15:50,497
I have an interview with Soulja Boy.
385
00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:51,803
Ma'am, please step away from the rope.
386
00:15:51,804 --> 00:15:53,716
- No press today.
- Oh, please.
387
00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:55,154
How do you even know she's press?
388
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,328
She could be lying.
389
00:15:56,329 --> 00:15:57,939
You know, maybe she's
just some groupie whore
390
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,288
just trying to get in the VIP.
391
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:01,166
What difference does it make, sir?
392
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,168
Brian!
393
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:06,442
Well, who invited Ella McFair
to the party?
394
00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,207
Hoo!
395
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,619
You look good, girl. Where you been?
396
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:10,865
- In hiding.
- Mm.
397
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,084
Can you get me over there?
398
00:16:12,085 --> 00:16:13,520
I need a few bites from Soulja Boy.
399
00:16:13,521 --> 00:16:15,169
Well, hold up. Hold up.
400
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:17,176
Has-has Ella McFair rejoined the peons
401
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,525
of the entertainment biz?
402
00:16:18,526 --> 00:16:20,129
Brian, please.
403
00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,348
You lucky I been tryin' to holla at you
404
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,733
since we was interns.
405
00:16:24,053 --> 00:16:26,752
Hey, yo, let them in. They good.
406
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,449
Wait here.
407
00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:30,493
A'ight.
408
00:16:30,494 --> 00:16:32,017
Go get him.
409
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:36,412
Hey, Soulja.
410
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,979
Sorry, Miss, but Mr. Tell 'Em...
411
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,633
- Mr. who?
- Mr. Tell 'Em, he...
412
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,244
Mr. what?
413
00:16:43,072 --> 00:16:45,160
Mr. Soulja Boy Tell 'Em is very specific
414
00:16:45,161 --> 00:16:47,162
about the female optics in his section.
415
00:16:47,163 --> 00:16:49,251
You and your friend
are a bit too... mature
416
00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:51,213
- for this part of the club.
- What?
417
00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:53,361
You don't look...
"groupie whore" enough.
418
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:54,847
Oh, my God.
419
00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:58,352
That-that must've been really hard,
for you to say out loud.
420
00:16:58,805 --> 00:17:00,478
- Do you want a hug?
- Come on.
421
00:17:00,858 --> 00:17:02,613
'Cause I hopped up out of the bed,
422
00:17:02,614 --> 00:17:04,857
and I turned my swag on
for you, Mr. Soulja Boy.
423
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:07,879
God, I wore this dress for a reason.
424
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,794
Come on, I want to talk to that guy.
425
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,883
Soulja was close to letting us in.
426
00:17:11,884 --> 00:17:14,320
Oh, this my shit!
427
00:17:14,321 --> 00:17:16,409
Ah!
428
00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:23,764
♪ I go on and on ♪
429
00:17:23,765 --> 00:17:26,332
♪ Can't understand how I last so long ♪
430
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,073
♪ I must have superpowers ♪
431
00:17:28,074 --> 00:17:30,205
♪ Last 225,000 hours ♪
432
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:31,729
This is like this
every single Monday.
433
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:32,741
Really?
434
00:17:32,742 --> 00:17:34,601
Hopefully I'll see you
around here more often.
435
00:17:34,602 --> 00:17:35,888
Yeah, well, we'll see.
436
00:17:36,604 --> 00:17:38,379
- Hey.
- Hey.
437
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,693
Good to see you.
438
00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:41,850
Yeah, it's been a minute.
439
00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,099
You want another drink?
440
00:17:43,798 --> 00:17:45,150
Champagne, please.
441
00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:48,969
You know who that is, right?
442
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,138
No.
443
00:17:50,139 --> 00:17:51,923
Dude, that's Chris Cabrera.
444
00:17:51,924 --> 00:17:53,381
He's the community peen.
445
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:55,274
He's literally fucked everybody we know.
446
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,492
Who?
447
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,580
I fucked him in 2012,
448
00:17:57,581 --> 00:17:59,060
Renee in 2014,
449
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:01,119
and Lynda with a Y from Pilates in 2015.
450
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,447
His dick is amazing.
451
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,458
Like, incredible, impeccable. Mwah.
452
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,670
I don't know if I'm grossed out
or intrigued.
453
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,768
Dude, you're getting married.
454
00:18:10,769 --> 00:18:12,289
You missed the window for intrigue.
455
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:14,423
Well, apparently I missed
the window for everything
456
00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,208
because I spent my 20s
cooking, cleaning,
457
00:18:16,209 --> 00:18:18,036
and fucking my college sweetheart
458
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:19,384
instead of fucking that guy.
459
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,606
Well, while you bemoan
your perfect life,
460
00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:25,980
I'm going to go pee... and maybe cry.
461
00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:28,742
♪ Ain't nothin'
But pimpin' these days, G ♪
462
00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:30,788
♪ My nigga C got locked up ♪
463
00:18:30,789 --> 00:18:33,660
♪ But these real hos
Still know they gots to fuck ♪
464
00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:35,380
♪ Give a fuck, nigga what you say... ♪
465
00:18:35,383 --> 00:18:36,837
Oh!
466
00:18:36,838 --> 00:18:38,534
Cheers.
467
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,927
- Cheers.
- Happy Monday.
468
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:42,974
♪ They love
How we break it down ♪
469
00:18:42,975 --> 00:18:44,269
♪ Let me explain this now ♪
470
00:18:46,761 --> 00:18:48,806
♪ We're bringin' this home ♪
471
00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:50,329
♪ Yeah, bringin' this home... ♪
472
00:18:52,419 --> 00:18:54,420
♪ Yeah, bringin' this home ♪
473
00:18:54,421 --> 00:18:56,596
♪ We're bringin' this home ♪
474
00:18:56,597 --> 00:18:58,816
♪ Yeah, bringin' this home ♪
475
00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:01,166
♪ We're bringin' this home... ♪
476
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,603
If Black people continue to dissociate
477
00:19:03,604 --> 00:19:07,215
from ideals such as patriotism
and nationalism,
478
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:10,001
it enables this false concept
479
00:19:10,002 --> 00:19:13,072
of a white nationalist identity
to thrive.
480
00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:16,485
Why wouldn't the people
that built this country
481
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:17,946
on their backs
482
00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:19,909
with their blood, with their tears
483
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:24,121
be the most patriotic,
the most convicted
484
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,887
about how this country's
identity is defined?
485
00:19:26,888 --> 00:19:29,107
Well, that's very romantic
486
00:19:29,108 --> 00:19:31,504
but not particularly pragmatic.
487
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:34,155
I mean, most Black Americans
488
00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,288
are still living
a second-class experience.
489
00:19:36,289 --> 00:19:37,855
It's baked into this country's
490
00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:40,246
governing and founding institutions.
491
00:19:41,445 --> 00:19:42,681
Don't you think?
492
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,107
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Sondi Hill,
493
00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:49,040
She is one of my PhD advisees
in African American Studies
494
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:52,086
and, as you can see,
an expert contrarian.
495
00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:53,566
Hi.
496
00:19:58,441 --> 00:20:00,138
♪ I surrender to the moment ♪
497
00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:02,314
♪ Now I know there's no reason
To be scared ♪
498
00:20:02,315 --> 00:20:05,273
♪ We are shiftin' shapes... ♪
499
00:20:05,274 --> 00:20:06,724
Anderson?
500
00:20:10,889 --> 00:20:12,920
Well, look at you.
501
00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:14,892
- What are you doing here?
- I took a position at...
502
00:20:14,893 --> 00:20:16,340
What are you doing in the country?
503
00:20:17,565 --> 00:20:18,784
I'm back.
504
00:20:24,946 --> 00:20:26,599
You still got MCI?
505
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,018
All your calls dropping?
506
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:30,037
'Cause my number hasn't changed.
507
00:20:30,038 --> 00:20:32,663
- I wanted to tell you in person...
- Oh, my God, it's Satan.
508
00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:34,389
Are you okay?
509
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:35,653
Excuse me?
510
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:37,492
Oh, yeah, that's your new name, mm-hmm.
511
00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:38,917
Oh, you call me Satan?
512
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,150
Only when I talk about you.
513
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:44,051
You know, my voodoo
must be getting real rusty,
514
00:20:44,052 --> 00:20:46,358
'cause I vanquished you
from our lives two years ago.
515
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:47,949
- Renee.
- Don't you "Renee" me.
516
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:49,361
He's top of the fucking worst.
517
00:20:49,362 --> 00:20:51,667
Wow. The top, huh?
518
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,626
You lucky I got to pee
like a fucking racehorse,
519
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,323
'cause...
520
00:20:55,324 --> 00:20:57,078
Protect your set, girl.
521
00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:00,988
She always was my favorite.
522
00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:06,874
I missed you, El.
523
00:21:09,972 --> 00:21:11,452
I didn't miss you at all.
524
00:21:14,822 --> 00:21:16,257
♪ Peace of mind ♪
525
00:21:16,258 --> 00:21:18,999
♪ The last of humankind yeah ♪
526
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,221
♪ I know you deserve
This beauty undefined ♪
527
00:21:23,222 --> 00:21:25,005
♪ Now I'm finger-paintin' ♪
528
00:21:25,006 --> 00:21:26,354
♪ With the rhythm of the colors ♪
529
00:21:26,355 --> 00:21:29,096
♪ That I never knew were there ♪
530
00:21:29,097 --> 00:21:30,750
♪ I surrender to the moment ♪
531
00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:32,025
♪ Now I know there's no reason... ♪
532
00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:33,709
No.
533
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,233
♪ We are shiftin' shapes ♪
534
00:21:35,234 --> 00:21:37,420
Amari was inconsolable.
535
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,238
She said you embarrassed her
in front of all her friends,
536
00:21:40,239 --> 00:21:42,240
said she's got to go dance
somewhere else?
537
00:21:42,241 --> 00:21:44,764
I apologize for upsetting Amari,
538
00:21:44,765 --> 00:21:47,882
but I really hate that place for her.
539
00:21:47,883 --> 00:21:49,987
I just want her to feel
confident in her own skin...
540
00:21:49,988 --> 00:21:51,423
Okay, but did it ever occur to you
541
00:21:51,424 --> 00:21:53,947
that just maybe
she wants to wear pink shoes
542
00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:55,427
'cause she's a six-year-old
543
00:21:55,428 --> 00:21:57,255
and her favorite color is pink?
544
00:21:57,256 --> 00:21:59,431
She wants to be like
those other little girls,
545
00:21:59,432 --> 00:22:01,878
but she's not like them.
546
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,739
And sooner or later,
they are going to remind her
547
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,089
that she's different and...
548
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,829
- You do this every time.
- Do what?
549
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:08,527
You make every moment a protest song.
550
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,499
For Christ's sake, Sondi, she's a kid.
551
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,270
She's my little girl.
552
00:22:12,271 --> 00:22:14,663
I was just trying to teach her...
553
00:22:14,664 --> 00:22:15,965
Okay, stop!
554
00:22:17,225 --> 00:22:20,097
I love that you have
a great relationship with her,
555
00:22:20,099 --> 00:22:22,670
but once again, you've overstepped.
556
00:22:22,981 --> 00:22:24,694
Jeez, sometimes I really wish
you would grow up already.
557
00:22:24,695 --> 00:22:26,327
Excuse me?
558
00:22:26,328 --> 00:22:28,416
I spend my days taking care of your ass
559
00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:30,201
and some other chick's child.
560
00:22:30,202 --> 00:22:32,792
That is as grown-up as it gets for me.
561
00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:34,645
Sondi.
562
00:22:38,183 --> 00:22:39,691
♪ Big titties, whoa ♪
563
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,317
♪ Tight dress, no panties
Just to go to the store ♪
564
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,777
♪ Headed outta lil' daddy's
Coming to... ♪
565
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,345
Hey, do you still live in the Heights?
566
00:22:44,346 --> 00:22:45,694
Yeah.
567
00:22:45,695 --> 00:22:47,282
You want to share a cab uptown?
568
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,992
♪ Might just
Do this shit forever ♪
569
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,771
♪ I just do it for the cheddar ♪
570
00:22:50,772 --> 00:22:52,328
♪ I ain't even use no effort ♪
571
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,401
♪ I just made some investments ♪
572
00:22:54,403 --> 00:22:56,209
♪ Scratch that off your checklist ♪
573
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,975
♪ Weather got me acting reckless ♪
574
00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,665
♪ Fuck a snack a ho breakfast ♪
575
00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:00,982
♪ Have him coming back for seconds... ♪
576
00:23:00,987 --> 00:23:02,407
Hey. Hey!
577
00:23:02,408 --> 00:23:03,757
Not in my cab.
578
00:23:04,753 --> 00:23:06,219
♪ Trying
To preach, I'm a blessing ♪
579
00:23:09,197 --> 00:23:10,632
Yeah.
580
00:23:13,419 --> 00:23:14,985
Come on, come on.
581
00:23:14,986 --> 00:23:16,792
Yeah.
582
00:23:16,794 --> 00:23:18,159
What?
583
00:23:19,033 --> 00:23:21,479
- What's wrong?
- It's, um...
584
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,400
I'm-I'm sorry. I just...
585
00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:27,476
Oh, this is mad embarrassing. I...
586
00:23:28,869 --> 00:23:30,349
I got whiskey dick.
587
00:23:42,013 --> 00:23:44,170
My bad. It was an open bar. I...
588
00:23:55,645 --> 00:23:58,934
Dude, get a bed frame.
589
00:24:11,155 --> 00:24:12,330
Sondi?
590
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,579
Girl, if you do not start phoning first,
591
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,485
I'ma need to take my spare key back.
592
00:24:20,486 --> 00:24:21,669
Sorry.
593
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:23,227
I have to finish posting this story,
594
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,098
and I didn't want to be alone.
595
00:24:25,099 --> 00:24:26,578
You do realize the walk of shame
596
00:24:26,579 --> 00:24:27,970
usually ends with the person arriving
597
00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:29,718
at their own home, right?
598
00:24:30,626 --> 00:24:32,410
How'd it go with Matt?
599
00:24:32,411 --> 00:24:34,368
Well, I'm fucking my thesis adviser
600
00:24:34,369 --> 00:24:35,717
and kind of, sort of raising his kid
601
00:24:35,718 --> 00:24:37,355
in an undefined relationship
602
00:24:37,357 --> 00:24:39,417
which could get him fired
and me thrown out of school,
603
00:24:39,418 --> 00:24:40,853
which makes our communication
604
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,160
about me fake stepparenting his daughter
605
00:24:43,161 --> 00:24:44,939
easy and effortless.
606
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:46,685
Got it.
607
00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:53,914
What's your story?
608
00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:58,290
Anderson was at the party.
609
00:24:58,292 --> 00:25:00,221
- He's back?
- Apparently.
610
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:03,459
I kissed him.
611
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,226
Ella, seriously?
612
00:25:06,227 --> 00:25:08,185
I'ma need to fuck this dude,
because I don't get it.
613
00:25:08,186 --> 00:25:09,867
It's not the sex.
614
00:25:10,579 --> 00:25:11,890
He's my Big.
615
00:25:11,897 --> 00:25:12,946
No, he's not.
616
00:25:13,626 --> 00:25:16,886
Big was tall, rich, and had a driver.
617
00:25:16,887 --> 00:25:20,063
If you're going to perpetually
humiliate yourself for a man,
618
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:23,200
he better be tall, rich,
and have a driver.
619
00:25:23,201 --> 00:25:24,850
There's a very clear, well-established
620
00:25:24,851 --> 00:25:26,726
pop-culture road map for this.
621
00:25:28,815 --> 00:25:31,070
We talked about dating guys under 35.
622
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,123
Now, you know I detest
the characterization
623
00:25:33,124 --> 00:25:36,018
of the Black male as shiftless
and no good, but...
624
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,955
until they're 35, they ain't
got nothing to offer but dick...
625
00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:43,500
Poor, conflicted dick.
626
00:25:45,769 --> 00:25:47,714
Is this the beginning
of the rest of my life?
627
00:25:47,722 --> 00:25:48,846
No.
628
00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:53,360
You do not get to let yourself
into my home
629
00:25:53,361 --> 00:25:56,058
so you can sit here and complain
630
00:25:56,059 --> 00:25:58,640
about your little
champagne problems, okay?
631
00:25:59,498 --> 00:26:01,230
You are a Black girl in America.
632
00:26:01,804 --> 00:26:03,729
We do not get to do that, okay?
633
00:26:04,588 --> 00:26:05,631
Head up.
634
00:26:06,461 --> 00:26:07,894
Eyes on the prize...
635
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,094
world domination.
636
00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:16,635
That's right.
637
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:27,664
_
638
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,716
World domination.
639
00:26:38,406 --> 00:26:40,625
♪ I think
I want to be around you ♪
640
00:26:40,626 --> 00:26:43,018
♪ For the rest of my life ♪
641
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:45,804
♪ I'm just livin' In the moment ♪
642
00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:47,066
♪ Having good times... ♪
643
00:26:47,067 --> 00:26:48,067
Hey.
644
00:26:49,134 --> 00:26:50,267
Hey.
645
00:26:50,636 --> 00:26:53,535
♪ For once in my life ♪
646
00:26:53,536 --> 00:26:58,686
♪ Follow me, follow me
Follow me, my supernova ♪
647
00:26:58,687 --> 00:27:02,733
♪ Going up, going up, going up
Till you burst to flames ♪
648
00:27:10,739 --> 00:27:17,068
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