All language subtitles for Any How Mitti Pao (2023)

Harry, my dad doesn't think like me.

He thinks that I grew up rich,

so I can't live in poverty

under any circumstances.

Please find a good job for yourself.

So, we can say that

if you do a job today,

you will be successful
in the future.

Twinkle, don't you think
my work is a good job?

Huh? Art is my life, Twinkle.

I can't think of anything else.
What can I do?

Harry, please try to understand.

There is no one else
in my father's life except me.

I can't leave him,
and I can't live without you.

Please do something.

Twinkle, forget all this.
Look at the scene.

Look, the atmosphere
is so beautiful.

Look over there. Look at that scene.

Oh, wow! Beautiful!
- Harry,

will you even take care of me
after marriage or not?

Correction

"Just like the moon has
taken care of the moonlight,"

"just as the solution has
taken care of the problems,"

"water has taken care
of the flowers,"

"forgiveness has taken care
of the mistakes,"

"in the same way,
I will take care of you."

"My love, I will take care
of you like that."

"My love, I will take care
of you like that."

"I will take care of you like that."

"I have loved you
breaking all limits."

"I have done it at every turn."

"My love, I have got you
with folded hands."

"I don't want to hurt you.
I don't want to lose your smile."

"I never want to lose you, My love."

"I will take care of you
just as loyalty"

"has taken care of the lover"

"and arrows have
taken care of the target."

"My love, I will take care
of you like that."

"My love, I will take care
of you like that."

"My love, I will take care
of you like that."

I am late, run quickly

We are dying out here, and he's
thinking about something else.

Bro, please come on time sometime.

Just smell it.

Bro, It takes time
to get fresh samosas.

Then give it to me.
- Then you say, 'They are not hot'.

Go over there...
- Stop the rehearsal!

Ta da!

Look at this. This is my penalty
for being late. Have them.

Take it, everyone.

Give it.
- Hot and crispy 'samosas'.

Don't eat my share.
Give it to me, too.

Take it.
- Okay, then.

Give me a plate.
- Give me a plate.

Harry!

Harry, you're sitting
here eating 'samosas'.

Why aren't you picking up my calls?

Actually, I was busy in rehearsals.

Harry, we haven't talked for two
days. Do you even realise this?

You know when the
show is around the corner...

You just love your shows.

You don't need me at all.

Then let me disappear
from your life.

Twinkle, why are you making
a scene in front of everyone?

Because that's what a theatre needs.

These people's life
is a bloody show.

Hey, listen, Twinkle!

Why are you dragging us
between your issues?

Did you feel bad
listening to the truth?

What's the truth about this?

What's the truth about this?
- Look,

you won't be able to do anything.
Let him do something, at least.

Twinkle, what the
hell are you saying?

Now you're crossing your limit.

Do you have any limits, Harry?

What the hell do you want?
Sit if you want, or get out of here.

You get out of my life!

Twinkle, do you know
how difficult are you?

Do you think you can
tell anyone anything?

I've been tolerating
you for two years.

Really? Really, Harry?

Fine! We are done!

After today, you will
long to see my face.

Be with your losers!

Twinkle, speak politely.

Bloody losers! Huh!

What happened, bro?

Bro, come on time sometime.

I'm just 15 minutes late.
What's the big deal?

He was 15 minutes late,
and you are 15 minutes late.

Here, the fare is
20 pounds per hour.

If you all keep being late for 15
minutes, nothing can happen.

Anyhow, forget it.

Come on.
- No problem.

She must have got someone else.

She will realise it soon.

I couldn't rehearse
even if I wanted to.

No problem.

Our next property has a
buying price of 100000 pounds.

Let's start the bidding now.

110!

110 going 1...

120!
- 130!

150!
- 150 going 1...

150 going twice.

Do I have any other bidder?

Sold to number 5. Congratulations,
you are the highest bidder.

Yay! Congratulations!

Mam, now we don't have to worry
about rehearsals. Right? - Hmm.

Mam, congratulations!

The first step of your
dream has been completed

but there is still
a lot of work left.

In the UK,
it's easy to buy a building,

but it is very difficult
to maintain it.

We will need a lot of money.

You know what?

Whatever you are doing, you
are doing it for society only.

I think you should ask
for donations from people.

Right?
- Right.

Yes, Mam. We can think about it.
I know a person, too.

Balkaar Singh Tang.
He is a big businessman in the UK.

And he is a Punjabi. He can help us.

If you want, can I set up
your meeting with him?

Okay. If that's what
you all want, then fine.

I'll call him today only.

Greetings...
- Wait a minute, sir.

Talk to me face to face.

Who are you guys?

We are here to meet Balraj Singh.

What happened?
- I was just cutting onions.

These people made
me cut so many onions

that God forbid if
any sorrow befalls me,

all the water in my
eyes will be drained.

So you want to meet him?
- Yes.

Come with me.
- Sure.

Please come.
- Sure.

Please sit here. I'll call him
right away. - Okay.

Let's sit.
- Mam, please sit.

Greetings, sir!
- Greetings!

Uh...
- Stand over here. Please sit.

Ask why?
- Why?

There is no room here,
and there is no room there either.

Sir, we...
- Wait a minute.

First of all, tell me whether
you would like tea or coffee.

Tea.
- Tea.

Have coffee.

Ask why?
- Why?

Coffee at our home is very good.

You will like it.

Coffee?
- Sure.

Coffee?
- Sure.

Enough for you.

Hey, Burj Khalifa!
- Yes, sir?

Bring four cups of tea.
- Okay.

Ask why?
- Why?

I praised coffee by mistake.

I was supposed to praise tea.

We are here for donations.

The Lord gives everything.
I wouldn't look good being capable

and accepting donations.

We are not here to donate.
We are here to ask for it.

Huh?

How much do you want?

10000 pounds.

Ten! That's it?

It depends on our Lord. If he feels
like it, he can give more than this.

Who is he?

He is our Lord.

Greetings.

Greetings.
- Greetings. Please sit.

Dear, put the bag down.

The sofa is for people to sit on,

not for keeping bags.

So, tell me, what's the
purpose of your visit?

We have a theatre group.
- Okay.

We have been serving theatre
for a long time.

We've got an auditorium here.

We have come to collect donations
from you for its renovation.

Look, you are here. You look
respected. You are most welcome.

But the truth is that
I don't like acting at all.

I was never impressed with acting.

I was never convinced.

Mam, a builder builds a house

and people get a house.

When a cook cooks food,
he feeds many people.

There is an output.

What is the output of acting?
Nothing.

Roop-Basant drama

once happened in our village.

They tried very hard

but to be honest, I did not see

Roop and Basant in them
even for a second.

I could only see Jelna and Milkhi.

Okay, kids, you tell me,

can a hungry person
act like a satisfied one?

Can he seem satisfied?

Uh... Can a poor look rich?

Can a sick person

appear healthy? Never!

Never!

There is nothing real.
It's all an imitation.

No, sir. It's not like that.

No, dear. It's the truth.

To be honest...

To me, all this seems useless
and a bunch of lazy people.

Mam, I can donate to a
hospital or school. No problem.

But sorry! No.

Never for a drama and all. Never.

Let's go. - No, please sit.
Kids, please sit.

I want to give you some advice.

You are young kids.

You guys search for jobs as per
your qualification if you get one.

Otherwise, get married
and settle down.

Don't waste your life unnecessarily

because of this, madam.
- Look,

keep your thoughts to yourself.

We will continue to serve theatre
like this for the rest of our lives.

Madam, you are old
enough to be served.

Not to serve.
- Uncle, learn to appreciate people.

It's been 50 years for Madam...
- Asking for donations?

Let's go.
- Let's go, Mam.

Mam!

Do you have money to go back
or should I send the car?

Let's go.
- Let's go.

Huh! Actor!

I worked for the
society all my life,

and what did I get? This?

Jitendra Singh Jeeta is
the life of today's drama

and the hero of this drama.
A big round of applause for Jeeta.

Thank God you saved us in
the end. Mickey got us tangled.

Mickey is just too much.
- Oh, my brother!

How are you?
- You were amazing!

It was a tremendous
performance! Really!

What rubbish!
As if you have seen it.

Why won't I? After all, it's your
drama. Ask him. - You came?

Of course, man! You rocked!

It was great!
- But I'm upset with you.

Why?

It's been a week since I came here

and you haven't even
come to meet me.

Don't ask him. He is lost big time.

Why?
- He has got his heart broken.

Oh, come on! It's nothing like that.

Whom did you break up?

My girlfriend doesn't
change every year.

There's only one.

You will get what's in your destiny.

How are you? I'm good.
- It's been a long time.

One and a half months.
- Oh!

How are you guys?
- I'm good. What about you?

How are you?
- I'm good. Your play was great!

Thank you.
- Please sit.

So what's new with you. Why?
- Don't even ask.

Someone insulted our madam.
- Who?

There is a man named Balraj.
He has strawberry farms.

We had gone to him to
collect donations for the

renovation of the new hall,
and he insulted our madam a lot.

How exactly? - He said
there was nothing in acting.

Do some decent work.
He said, 'You are young.'

'If you qualify,
do a job accordingly.'

'Find a job where you get paid.'

You act like a hero,
why didn't you beat him up?

What could we have done?
He was a reputed man.

Reputed, my foot!
He doesn't even know how to talk.

Harry, this is not
something we can ignore.

Of course,
we can't ignore this, Jassi.

We must take revenge.

Of course, we must.
- Absolutely right.

But how exactly?

We are artists.

Whatever we do, we will
do it within the scope of art.

Hello, Jeeta! Where are you?

We have made a plan for revenge.

Now, the drama of Roop and
Basant will continue for a month.

But for that, we
will need some stuff.

It's important.

Don't worry about the stuff.

I will arrange it all.

Babban, look who's here.

My foot is on the pipe.

Not here. Go and see
who has come there.

Oh, someone has come there too.

Is someone here?
- No, I can't see anyone.

He's here. Come on, start.

Wow, nice!

It's a nice place, Dad.
- Hmm, nice place.

Yeah, check it.

Sir, why are you here?
- Shh!

Hold it.
- Hmm.

Dad, hmm...

Okay.

Dad, so, what do you say?
- Uh...

Hmm? We can think about it.

Ten billion pounds.

Ten billion! Okay, fine. Whatever!

I love it. Dad!

Come on, man! Will you
jump here, too? From here, Dad.

Sir! Uh...
- No! Keep it.

It's just worth 5 million pounds.
What would I do with this?

Dad, everything okay? Okay.
- Yeah.

Sir...
- Shh! You...

Look at him.
My dad is talking to soil.

He's talking to Soil!
- Hmm.

Is this a new technology?
I've never seen anything like this.

Dad's trying to
connect with the soil.

He's trying to
establish a connection.

Look, look at him carefully.

Connection with soil means?

Uh... You know, Uncle,

we have many small
farmhouses all over the world.

Recently, Dad bought a small
farm of 2000 acres in Italy.

Then we bought a 4000-acre plot
in America, too. I love that place.

He bought a 6000-acre
farmhouse in Switzerland.

That, too, is very small.

That's why Dad and I have come here

so that we can buy
a plot for a few thousand.

So Dad is checking whether
the soil is good or not.

I am the owner of this land.

Oh, really? The owner of that
land was also someone else,

but we bought it.

But you can't buy us. Ask why?

Why?

Because he doesn't want to sell.

Dad!
- We haven't had enough time yet.

'You will see that you will open up'

'in a few meetings.'
- Wow, Dad!

It will take ten more days.
- For the couplet to be completed?

I mean, to establish a connection.

Sandy!
- Yeah, Dad?

Look for a Seven-star hotel nearby.

Oh, Dad! Not again with the 7-star
hotel. I don't like 7-star hotels.

Look for a big hotel.

Greetings, sir.
- Greetings.

Look, dear. It's a small country.

So the hotels here will also
be small. - As per your status...

There are no hotels nearby

as per your status.
- Forget nearby hotels.

It won't be found anywhere far.
But there is a place.

Oh, really? Where?

Slave's poorhouse.

Slave's poorhouse!

Dad, how cheap will be the place
whose name is so cheap?

Slave's poorhouse...
- It's the biggest brand here.

That's the condition here. Like

he's the poor guy,

and his food.
- Oh! Okay.

This is the first-person
who called our sir poor.

Look, sir, you are a Punjabi.
I am also a Punjabi.

I am also a Punjabi.
- I am a Punjabi too.

Yeah, he is a small Punjabi
like small abcd.

Uh... What we mean to
say is that we all are Punjabi.

Hence, we have a bond
with each other.

If a person of great
personality like you

sets foot in my house,

then for me, it will be the same

as God in the house of the poor.

Poor! Your name is poor!
But Dad is no God.

No, sir. My name is not poor.

Sorry, poor guy. But I
can't stay in your house.

A poor guy doesn't look like this.
- Are you poor?

Actually, they are down-to-earth
people. They are requesting us.

They are requesting us so much.
For now, let us

pay for their requests.
Then we will pay for the land.

Alright, Dad. Okay, I'll adjust.
- Thank you.

Please come.
- Shall we?

Where is it remote?
- Oh, remote. I have it.

Here is the remote.

Sir, please come.

Where will you get a remote here?

Here, Dad. Please come.

Why are you overacting? You don't
even have a TV remote at home,

and you are asking
for the door remote here.

What can I do?

Wearing a coat worth 900
pounds gives a different feeling.

Your underwear is still
worth Rs 20 only. - No one can tell.

They went to where I sleep.
- Oh, you sleep here?

Yeah.
- Who permitted you to sleep here?

A man should sleep
within his limits.

You'll sleep in the garage
from today onwards.

What about him?
- He doesn't take much space.

Dad, no! Please. I won't stay here.
Let's go from here.

Please come out, Dad. Please.

Dad, did you see their sofa?
- Yeah, it's a red sofa.

I'm not talking about the colour.

It's so ugly.
How can we sit on this?

What do we sit on at home?
- On cash.

Even our past generations
never sat on a sofa.

Come on! No, Dad. I can't.

Son, no problem.
I will change this one.

Hey, Dad! Look at their TV screen.
It's so small! Oh, God!

Our mobile screen is
also bigger than this.

His mobile has a
bigger SIM than you.

Anything you don't like,
let me know. I will get it changed.

Alright. Please
change this and all this.

Uh... Boss,

have you ever had a
heart attack in your life?

No.
- You will have one today. Ask why?

Why? - The bill for the goods
they have ordered is so long

that I feel dizzy
trying to calculate it.

You can only see this bill,
and I can see the business.

Greetings, Dad!

Dad, now is the time
to fulfil your dreams.

Dad, I will make
you fight this time...

You have been fighting
with Mom all your life.

I will make you a contest
elections this time.

Don't worry about the money.

One lakh, two lakh, three lakh...

One crore, two crore, say
the amount. I will give it to you.

We will
get a seat this time. - Get up!

Leave my seat. Get up.

Dad, I'll call you in two minutes.

Why?

So that I can talk
to you face to face. - Oh!

You bloody baldy! Has no
one taught you how to talk?

Say what you want.

Tell your boss.

I want to resign from this job.
- But why?

How much do you want to earn?

You need to have patience.

Yeah, but what will you do?

I have been harvesting
onions all my life.

Now I will buy plots.
- Huh?

Now, I will build 5-7 bungalows
and buy 10-12 cars.

I will have many wives.

Then I will have 40-50 kids.

I will rock all the time.

So you don't want to do this job?
- Not at all.

Think about it.

No!
- Shall I write your resignation?

Go ahead.
- Give me a pen.

Now cut the onions over there.

Hey!

He took my plots! He took my cars!

How will I rock now?

He took everything from me.

Hey, owner of nothing.
Are you crying over a pen?

They are here.
There's so much to have.

Come with me.
- Really?

Here I come.

Greetings!
- Greetings!

Greetings, Sardarji!
- Greetings!

We thought we'd give you tea.
You must be craving for it.

That's why we are here.
- Oh, please sit.

Thank you.

What about you?
- All good.

Greetings!
- Greetings!

Why are they here? - They have
brought tea and dry fruits for us.

Thank you.
- Our pleasure.

Regarding the land
issue that was going

on yesterday, has
anything progressed?

Uh... It's in process.

Sir, how old are you?

75.

Your deal with the land
is about to be confirmed.

Where is your village
located in Punjab?

My village, it's... Rawali.

Rawali? Where is it?

Near Lahore.

Lahore is here.
How come Rawali is so far?

If you go by plane, it seems close.

But if you go by bus,
it takes a lot of time.

That's why I said, 'Over there!'

Oh! What does your dad do?

His deal with the land
has been confirmed.

Oh. - If you need anything,
one and a half men

will always be there for you 24/7.

Do remember to call us.

If you need any food items,
then dial number two.

Number two?
- That's his kitchen number.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Greetings.
- Thank you. Greetings.

They are too much!

Jeete!
- Yeah?

What was that number he told us?
- Two.

Hello. Take my order.

One Chicken Afghani full.

One Chicken Lababdaar half.

What about you?
- Chicken Tikka Butter Masala.

One Chicken Tikka
Butter Masala full.

Let me tie the chicken first.

Mr Gurbaksh,

I own all this land
as far as you can see.

That's it?
- Son,

I have told you so many times not
to make fun of someone's poverty.

Uncle, just like you
have land at all levels,

we also have it in Africa.
There are small parts of the land.

But we don't know how much.

Have you never done your accounting?

We tried once.

While going from
one side to the other,

by the time the guy
reached there, he was retired.

Son, you should have
sent the other guy.

We did. Then we sent the third
one and then the fourth one as well

but all of them retired.

And we couldn't figure out
how much land we owned.

You guys are so rich.
I'm nothing compared to you.

I have only one daughter.

And this land is more
than enough for her.

You never introduced
us to your daughter.

What can I say? She has been angry
with me for some time. - Why?

You know how kids are these
days. She used to like a boy.

But I didn't like him at all.

That's the problem, Uncle. Girls
like boys, but their fathers don't.

I, too, would have liked
the boy if he had a good job.

I can't hand over my daughter
to any useless person like this.

So where is your
daughter these days?

She has gone to Birmingham
for her friend's wedding. - Oh.

I thought this would make
her mood a little better.

Yeah, that's right.

Sir, the coffee is ready!

Should I bring it there,
or will you have it here?

We'll have it there.
- Okay, I'm waiting.

Shall we?
- Yeah, let's have coffee.

Who are you, Aunt?

I mean, sister.
How come you are here?

Did I ask who you are?
What are you doing here?

How are you related to Mr Balraj?

Uh... I am his daughter.

So old!

What do you mean?

I mean, I was going to
make such a big mistake.

But who are you? What are you doing
here? You're not a thief, are you?

No, Mam!

Actually, I am
Mr Gurbaksh Singh's son.

I know Gurbaksh and your Jeete, too.

And how you guys together
are fooling my father.

No, Mam. Look, it's not my fault.

Jeeta has brought me here.
I refused him.

He fooled me and brought me here.

This means this whole plan is
Jeeta's. He brought you here, right?

Right, he is a big fraud.
I can't even tell you.

He hypnotises.

Tell me more about Jeeta.
What else does he do?

He is a very disgraceful
and cheap person.

He will not get a
place even in hell.

This guy should be shot.

What happened, Mam?

As much as I know Jeeta...

As much as I have
heard about Jeeta,

it's that he is a very
kind-hearted person.

Kind-hearted! He is a fake man.
Top-notch fake!

There must be one
or two qualities in him.

Let me describe all of his
qualities in one word.

Yawk! - You son of a gun!
What kind of a friend are you?

Spoiled my whole image.

Now I know what you think about
me behind my back. I'll tell you.

Come on, man!
- Oh, boy!

I knew it was you.
- No, you didn't.

Oh, come on, Kamal Hassan!

Why are you in this getup?
What are you?

Is this for some drama rehearsal?

Nowadays, you don't
get anything from drama.

I have a channel on YouTube,
and I earn money from it.

You don't even get money for food
from drama. - Yeah, you are right.

Can I say something?
- Yes.

Whatever I have just said
about Jeeta is all true.

Whatever punches you
get now will also be real.

Oh, my honey! You are back!
How are you?

I'm so happy to see you.

I was so sad without you.
- No.

How was your trip?
- It was good.

Good. Come in.

Dad, is anyone staying
in our guest house?

Your uncle.

My uncle?
- Yeah, I mean,

my elder brother.
Not from this life,

but from the previous life.

Ever since I met Mr. Gurbaksh,

it feels like I have found
my long-lost brother.

He is a very great personality.

Honey,

you can learn a lot from him.

Let me introduce you to them.
- Right now?

Yeah, right now. Why not?
Come on, let's go.

Okay.
- Have some water.

We'll drink it later.

It's not going anywhere.

Go open the door.
- You open the door.

Come on, man!
I'm busy in the match.

Are you playing in it? 'I'm busy.'
- Go now.

You can't do anything.
You are such a pain in my back.

Hey! Where's your beard?
- Huh?

Oh, my beard...
- Why did you take it off?

Oh, Uncle!

Hello, dear! How are you?

Dear, she is my daughter.

Honey, I told you about Mr. Gurbaksh

who is a very great personality,
a very big businessman,

this is his son. Sandy.

Sandy, this is my daughter, Twinkle.

Please come in.
- Yeah, sure.

Come in, dear.

Where is the beard?

So, dear, I came to ask whether

you have any problem or not.
- No, Uncle. Everything is okay.

If you need anything,
feel free to let me know.

Sure, Uncle.
- Uh...

Your dad... Where is he?

He's bringing his beard.

I mean, he's shaking his beard.

Shaking his beard!
- Yeah...

I never heard of such an exercise.

While eating popcorn,
it got stuck in his beard,

so he is shaking it out.

Oh, okay. No problem.

Son, if you have

any shortage of any kind... - No,
nothing. Everything is fine, Uncle.

If you need anything...
- Uncle, that painting!

Painting...

Beard. Beard!

Son, painting? Painting...

I feel something is missing
in that painting.

I don't know why...

Painting... No...
- Is it tilted?

There are too many boats in this.
And house...

The painting would have looked
better had there been more houses.

Yes!
- Isn't it?

You know,
I never noticed this thing.

But I think there was a

house there... Right, Twinkle?

Was there a house?

No, Dad.

Okay, fine. No problem.

All these boats will
be gone by evening.

I'll call the painter.
- Good. Then it'll look great.

Hello, dear.

Oh, I think it's Dad.
- Oh.

Greetings!
- Greetings, sir!

Sardarji, this is my
daughter, Twinkle.

Greetings!
- Ahem!

Your daughter is so lovely.
- It's God's grace.

What do you do, dear?
- Botany.

I mean, what are you studying?

Botany! - Oh!
I told him to do Botany,

If he had graduated,
he would have been a pilot today.

But Botany is the subject of
trees and plants. How come a pilot?

Actually, we have several
thousand acres of land.

So I thought that if

we ever had to spray, we would
do it from a plane. The plane would

be at home and so would the pilot.
That's why I said it. - Wonderful.

Please sit. Why are you standing?

Sure, thank you. - I thought I'd
introduce my daughter to you.

Greetings, sir.
- Greetings.

A lot of strawberries fell
under the truck. - Huh?

A lot of strawberries fell
under the truck.

Oh!
- We can't find its driver.

Burj Khalifa said he can drive it.

It's about driving a truck,
not a matchbox.

You carry on. I'll do something.
- Greetings.

Okay, Sardarji. You
have already heard it.

I've got to go now, Sardarji.

Whatever experiences
you have in your life,

please share them
with my daughter so that

she also gets to know something
about worldly things.

Okay, honey. Talk to him.
I'll get going. - Sure, Dad.

Come here, dear. Please sit.

So, dear, how do you do?

Liar!
- Hey...

Listen to me... I'll tell you.
- Who is this uncle?

He's my uncle... No, he's my friend.
His name is Jeeta. - Just sit!

So rich! Huh?
- He's my friend.

He is not rich. He is poor.
- Oh, really?

You know what...
- Are you trying to cheat my dad?

We are not cheating him. We...
- Just sit over there!

Listen to me... Listen, you know...
- Huh!

We came here for revenge.

Revenge for breakup?
- Not for breakup, man!

I'll explain everything. Just listen
to me. - We didn't cheat anyone.

Just sit down!
- Just listen to me, man!

It's not a revenge for the breakup.
Your dad has insulted our teacher.

And this is beyond our tolerance,
so we are taking revenge. - Yeah.

I can't even breathe.

He is my friend, Jeeta.

Twinkle, I'll explain everything.
Just listen to me. Wait...

Twinkle, come with me.

I'll explain everything. Sit here.

Actually, I wanted to say...
- Just sit!

Just sit!

She is so rude.

Banana also tastes
like bitter gourd.

Twinkle, listen to me. How
will you know unless you listen?

Twinkle! Twinkle...
- Leave me.

Come here, just listen to me.

Twinkle, the thing is that the
place where we do our theatre...

Hello, Jassi.
- Yeah?

I have every chance of getting
beaten here. - Really?

If something goes wrong,
you guys will stand by me, right?

If there is any evil man,
then we won't spare him.

If you mess with a powerful man,
then you bear the responsibility.

Although I am proud
of being a fighter,

he is a powerful man.

Really? No big deal.

We will definitely bear the
expenses of your hospital.

You can't even bear
the expense of my room,

how will you bear the
expense of the hospital?

If these people break my legs,

I won't even be able to do drama.

We won't stop our dramas.

We can look for
a new guy for dramas.

Now, just be strong and get beaten.

You think of it as
even if not physically,

we are with you spiritually.
Alright?

But the beating
will be physical only.

These people will beat me
and break my legs.

Then call only after getting beaten.
I am currently kneading the dough.

So, can you support
me just this much?

'Okay, fine.'

Actually, it's right, too.

Dad needs to learn his lesson.

Anyway, tell me something.

Didn't you miss me?

Did you miss me?

There was never a moment
when I did not think of you.

Being away from you, I've understood
one thing very well, Twinkle.

I can spend my life without you,

but I cannot live my life
without you. Really.

I swear to God.

Harry, man...

I can't lose you again.
- My God!

Your eyes, man!

"The tears in your eyes
took me to my roots."

"I was like a silk doll, but my
breathing stopped when you came."

"I liked you out
of the whole world."

"I found you and locked my eyes."

"The waters of first love
are flowing among the souls."

"I was like a silk doll, but my
breathing stopped when you came."

"I had heard stories
of your beauty."

"My eyes saw them today."

"I am madly in love with you."

"The high attic of your eyes."

"I became unconscious
and lost everything."

"My empty moments
are left behind me."

"I was like a silk doll, but my
breathing stopped when you came."

"I was like a silk doll, but my
breathing stopped when you came."

"You took the scarf of moonlight"

"and adorned yourself
in the bed of my dreams."

"This is also a miracle of God"

"that my soul was satisfied
after seeing you."

"It is your illusion, my queen,"

"that lovers have sat at your feet."

"I was like a silk doll, but my
breathing stopped when you came."

"I liked you out
of the whole world."

"I found you and locked my eyes."

"The waters of first love
are flowing among the souls."

"I was like a silk doll, but my
breathing stopped when you came."

A mature man is standing
in front of you. Behave yourself.

Oh!

Jeete bro, Harry told me everything.

Ms. Nirmal is a very
respected personality.

She should not have been insulted.

Do what you guys are doing.

I am with you guys.

But please, guys...

Please don't hurt my father.

You just don't worry.

So it's all sorted out?
- Yeah.

She's a sensible girl.
- Right.

Harry, you turned
out to be a dark horse.

Jeete, listen.

Harry!

Dad has proposed two boys for me.

One from Amritsar
and one from Vancouver.

They both are quite rich.

Harry, I will die without you.
Can you live without me?

No, Twinkle,
I can't live without you.

Dad wants to marry me to a rich man

and Harry is a rich man in his eyes.

Jeete,

if you extend this
drama a little more,

then my life can be saved
from getting ruined.

No... No!

Twinkle, we came here for some
other purpose, and you know it.

We want to make your
father realise something.

No, man. This is not right.

Harry, luck will not give
you chance again and again.

We get opportunities
in life very few times.

And then fate has brought you here.

You didn't know that
this was Twinkle's house.

And that Balraj Singh is her father.

Look, bro,

all is fair in love and war.

Due to business, I have
to go there for a meeting.

Oh, wow!

Uncle, I have baked these buns.

Oh!
- Make sure you eat them.

You will like them a lot.
- Sure, dear.

Your daughter is so cultured.

Whichever family she goes to,
she'll change everyone's fortunes.

To be honest,
I have seen very rich boys,

landlords and Sikh boys for her,

but nowadays, it is not possible
to find guys with good values.

Sardarji, I had
something in my heart.

Even I was thinking of something.

So you tell me first.

No, now that you've started
the matter, then please, you first.

No, I want you to say it.

No, please. You first...

No, you first. - Dad, I say
you can say it too.

You're right, Sandy.
Let me tell it first.

Uh... Sardarji, I wanted that...

Uh... I think Sandy and Twinkle
look great sitting together.

So why don't we unite them forever?

Sardarji, you really made me
happy by speaking my heart.

So, should we ask for their consent?

Why not? Of course. Sandy!
- Yes, Dad.

Do you accept this proposal?

Every decision in
my life has been taken

by you, and it has
turned out to be good.

Take this decision yourself. I know
it'll turn out good. - There you go.

It's a yes from Sandy. Sure.
- Let me ask Twinkle, then.

Uh... Twinkle, honey!

What's your decision?
Please tell me.

Dad!

Oh, my God! She blushed!

Then what do we understand by this?

She is blushing,
which means it's a yes.

No one blushes when it's a no.

Okay, then, Sardarji.
Let's have some sweets.

Sardarji, we will have sweets
and celebrations, too.

I have a couplet to share, sir.

It is God's grace that
they came to my house.

Sometimes I look at them,

and sometimes I look
at my house. - Wonderful!

Uncle, wow! - Mr Balraj,
there was an earthquake

or lightning at home?

Whatever...

I had fun drinking.

Which brand is it?

It's Regal, sir.

It's a supreme brand.
That's why it's heavy.

What's your favourite brand, sir?

9 PM.

Uh... 9 PM!

I think it's quite cheap...

Uncle, you didn't get it.

What Dad means is he makes
his first peg at sharp 9:00 p.m.

Oh, good timing.

9 p.m. By the way, what
brand do you actually drink?

Uh... Brand number 1.

Huh? Dragon... Dracula...
- Dragon number 1.

Dracula number 1?
- Hmm.

I haven't heard of this name before.

It's an expensive one, Sardarji.

It must be worth at least 1-2 lakhs.

You get its empty bottle
worth Rs 1-2 lakhs. - Oh!

So what is the price
of the whole bottle?

1.75 crores.

Oh! - Come on, Dad!
It doesn't look good.

Sir, you are a rich man.

Young man!
- Yes, Uncle.

I want to talk to you
about something.

I have raised my daughter with lots

of love and affection.

Yeah, I can see that.

Never give her any pain.

Don't worry, Uncle.
He's like my younger brother.

There will be no problem.

Sardarji, Uncle who?

Uncle, what Dad means
is that when he drinks,

he feels a little younger.
So he said, Uncle.

Like a young man!

Jolly!

He is a Jolly person...

Jeeta! Jeeta likes to drink.
- No, Jolly.

Uh...

Sir, may I?

Your couplets are too bad.
I don't want to listen.

I just want to say one thing.
- Okay, go on.

Look, sir, you are rich people.

Although you don't need anything,

still, if you have any demand,

then let me know.

Just feed my team with cheese.

Come again?

Uh... Dad wants to say that
whatever wedding guests come,

they should be welcomed properly.

I will absolutely do it.

That's my word.

Here's the hair of my moustache.

I'll also pluck my moustache

and promise you.
- Dad, you will get itching.

Here's the hair of my moustache.

Dad...

You know your son...

After marriage, I will love him
as a piece of my heart.

Here, take another hair
of my moustache.

Mr Balraj, you know your daughter...

After marriage,
we will also take care

of her with all our hearts.

Here, take my whole moustache.

Dad... Dad!

Don't you think you are
a little too much drunk?

Oh, my baby! I love my daughter!
- Oh, my Dad!

I love you! I love you, my dear!

My dear!
- Yeah?

You are my everything!

Twinkle, look...
- Yeah?

You take your dad. I'll take my
dad. They've had too much to drink.

Come on, Dad.
- Hold on! Shh!

Actually, Mr Gurbaksh...

Maybe I'm completely drunk,

but it seemed to me that your father
had removed his entire moustache

and kept it on the table.

Uncle, if you drink a little more,

even the beard will be on the table.

Come on, Dad. Let's go.
- Twinkle, take him.

Come on, Dad. Get up.

My daughter is so...
- Love you...

I love you!
- I love you too!

My dear!
- Yes, Dad!

I love you, my dear!

Yeah, all right.
Do everything you can.

The way you were talking last
night, you exposed everything.

I swear to God,

I didn't even know. - How will you
know? You drank the entire bottle.

Be thankful that he was
also as drunk as you.

Otherwise, you would have revealed
all the secrets. - Secrets are out.

All your secrets have been revealed.

I came to know about
all your misdeeds at night.

We're finished, Jeete. He heard us.
- I will tell Sir all the things

you are teaching the girl.

You can fool him, but not Babban.

You don't know me.

I will blacken your face

and make you sit on a donkey
and take you around the entire area.

Then you will know how
dangerous Babban is.

Hey, sir! What are you doing?
I'll talk to you later.

Sir, what are you doing?

Why are you making me a sinner
by falling at my feet?

We are not touching your feet.
Dad was talking to soil.

Oh! So did you talk to the soil?

You have placed your feet.
How will the soil speak?

Lest the value of the land decrease
due to my placing my feet on it.

Then you'll say that
the land is not valuable

and will not give
a good price for it.

Dad, uh... Now that
the land has responded,

then let's give him a cheque
and take the land.

Of course, son. Why not?

Whether you give the cheque
or not, everything is yours now.

Then what are you doing here?
- I came to tell you that

some relatives are
coming from Punjab

so I'm going to the
airport to pick them up.

If you need anything, please
let Burj Khalifa know. Okay? - Hmm.

What if I have to take out ice
from the top of the refrigerator?

Then take it out.
There's a lot in the fridge.

Who is coming, by the way?

Sir's younger brother
is coming from Punjab.

I heard that he is
coming with his family.

Oh! Younger brother.

Okay, then.
- Okay.

Dad,

they have a new relative coming.

Oh, my brother!
- Greetings!

Greetings, how are you?

Greetings!

Greetings, Aunt!

Greetings, Uncle!
- Greetings, dear!

Come, let me introduce you
to Twinkle's in-laws.

Meet Mr Gurbaksh.
I told you about them.

Greetings, sir!
- Greetings.

Greetings.
- Greetings.

Come on! Stupid!

My eyes are like a hawk.

I don't think so.

We are done, bro.

Curly Recognized Them!

Brother.
- Hmm?

I love the guy!

Greetings.
- Please come in.

Greetings, Uncle.
- Greetings.

Come on in. Consider it your home.
- Come in, dear.

My girl is such a grown-up now.

Oh, wow! It's so pretty!
Where did you buy it? - Isn't it?

Twinkle, honey!
- Look at this one.

We like the boy and his family too.

Now you give some sense to Nimmi.

We will get her married soon.

Come on, give her some sense.

Why won't she listen? She will.

Now that she has accepted to get
married. She will also get ready.

Sardarji, it's your call.

Who is it?
- It's Sai Food from Birmingham.

Oh! Payment must have arrived.

No problem.

Give it to me.

Yay! I'm so excited!
- Yes?

Which village in
Punjab are you from?

Let me look for some more.
- Village?

Wait, look at this one.
- Laddumajra.

Where is it?

It's near Daddumajra.

Where are both of them?

They are there.

No, look at this.

Oh! Near the border?
- Yeah!

Half of our village is on
this side of the border and

half of our village is on
the other side of the border.

But ours must be
on this side, right?

Yeah, our house is here,
and everyone else is there.

Half of our village is on
this side of the border and

half of our village is on
the other side of the border.

We used to enjoy
the kilns in Pakistan.

The rest of the
work is done in India.

Where did you get your PR done?
- PR!

We don't have a PR, Uncle.
We have SR.

Look at this.

What is SR?
- SR is Sanjhi Residence.

You tell me where our
girl will live after marriage.

Of course, with the boy.

Where will the boy live?
- With the girl.

Where will they both live?
- With me.

Where will you all live?

Together! Simple, Uncle.
- Together!

Gurbaksh! You are so naughty!

Shall we start the party?

Do you drink?

Yay!
- Dad!

People's children are spoiled,
and their elders are spoiled.

Yeah, go for it.
- Nice. - Here, Gurbaksh.

Nice! - Your peg.
- Thank you.

Before I drink the next peg...
- Yeah.

I want to make a disclosure.
- Go on.

You know that my eyes are
like those of a hawk. - Hmm.

I am a curious person.

My brother, you are so innocent.

You don't know anything.

It's been so long since
they have been living here.

Have you found out
who these people are?

I

exposed these guys in a day.

In the end, the result is that

this guy is a fraud.

Uncle...
- What are you saying?

This guy is one thing on the inside

and something else on the outside.

They are just pretending here.

Reality is something else.

Uncle...
- So, Young man,

you will tell him yourself,
or should I reveal the secret?

I will tell everything. Uh...
- Hmm.

Uncle, actually, the thing is,
I'm not afraid to say it...

He can drink!

Peg!

I will kick you! You... Idiot!

Let me bring your peg. - I was
going to have a heart attack.

Sorry, Sardarji.
- No problem.

He is a bit shy.
He doesn't do it in front of me.

Young man, don't drink with him.

He is a drum. Huh!
- Drum? Uncle...

Why was she calling you a drum?

She thinks of me as a drum cleaner.

Drum cleaner! Oh... Nice name!

Oh, nice name! Drum cleaner!
- Listen to me, Gurbaksh.

I didn't dance at my own wedding.

We will go crazy dancing
at our boy's wedding.

But, Mr Pyare Singh,
now I won't let you turn away.

No, I won't back down.

If I back down, I will pull out
a hair from my moustache.

No, Uncle... Don't do this.
No, please.

Let it go. Come on.

"Couples have to climb
the stairs of love a little."

"Couples have to climb
the stairs of love a little."

"Couples have to climb
the stairs of love a little."

"Couples have to climb
the stairs of love a little."

"We are a couple now."

"Our prayers have been accepted.
Now our hour of happiness has come."

"Couples have to climb
the stairs of love a little."

"Couples have to climb
the stairs of love a little."

"Couples have to climb
the stairs of love a little."

"I'll do what you say.
There's no need to say it."

"I'll do what you say.
There's no need to say it."

"My heart has now become
accustomed to being with you."

"I'll do what you say.
There's no need to say it."

"I'll do what you say.
There's no need to say it."

"I have got so much today, perhaps
I must have done some good deeds."

"I might have gone to a lake
somewhere and drank the holy water."

"This is some old virtue that
became my union with you."

"Our every day is Diwali and Lohri."

"Couples have to climb
the stairs of love a little."

"Couples have to climb
the stairs of love a little."

Wow, what a creation of nature!

Every feature is so finely carved.

It seems that God has made
you leisurely on a holiday.

I feel like taking this
flower from this garden

to the garden of my heart.

Who are you talking about, Uncle?
- Your...

flowers in the garden.

Looks like you love
flowers very much.

I love flowers,
and I love people like flowers.

To be honest, when you smile,

you look more beautiful
than flowers, my dear.

Oh... That's too much, Uncle.

By the way, I think you must have
been very romantic in your days.

Why only back then?
I am still romantic.

It's autumn outside,

but it's just spring inside.

I didn't get you, Uncle.

To understand all this,

you will have to reach deep
into my heart.

Hmm...
- Nimmi, come here!

Uncle, Mom is calling. Let me
talk to her. You feed the birds.

I'm trying to feed the bird.
It should have something.

Okay, fine. Both of you come on
time, at least. - Okay, take care.

Who was it?

It was Roop's call.

Roop Sandhu? How is she?
- Hmm.

She is good.
Happy is here with a play.

Which one?

The court. Hmm.
- It's really good, man.

We must do this.

Of course, we must.

He called me. He was saying that
I was stuck. Get my play passed.

Look at this.
He's hiding behind the poster.

How will we go there?

That's what I am thinking.
We'll make some excuses here.

You only have to do two rehearsals.
Our show is ready.

Okay, we will rock it.

We will rock it. Of course.

Uncle, leave my hand!
Uncle, I said leave my hand!

Not without making you wear a ring.

What did you say?

I am talking about my
son giving you a ring.

Will you marry two
girls with one boy?

No, I'm talking about my
elder son. My elder son.

Uh... But, Sardarji,

you didn't tell me that
you have two boys.

Sardarji, even you didn't tell
me that you have two daughters.

Dad, you are so... smart!

Why are you talking like this?

No, son, we have
to get him married too.

But, Dad, bro can't come. I
talked to him. He said he was busy.

No, son. He will come.
He is your elder brother.

Dad... Dad, let us
get married first.

Dear, we should get the
elder son married first.

Then the younger one.

Dad, he won't come. We had a chat.
He won't even come to my engagement.

Son, he was here only.

Huh?

I mean,

he was not here physically
but was present mentally.

Dad, listen to me. Let him
do his work. He is quite busy.

What's the point of getting
married if he's so busy?

Absolutely right. We'll let him
do his work. He won't come.

It's okay, Uncle. He won't come.
- By the way, where is your son?

He's here only. I mean,

he's handling business
near here in Italy.

Construction business.
He can come here anytime.

Let it go.
It will get sorted out for me.

By the way, how can we do this
without seeing and knowing him?

Brother, it's a nice family.

What's the harm if our
girl gets a good family?

And anyway,

we don't have to do anything
against Nimmi's wishes.

Only if she says yes
will we proceed further.

Uncle, I told you I don't
want to get married.

Right.
- Why not?

She will get married.

Mom, I don't want to get married.
- Oh, shut up! Brother,

just call your son.
- Aunt...

He is right here!

I mean, he will be here in no time.
- It's okay, let him come.

We will meet him.
My eyes are like a hawk.

Jeete, you would have let
the boat come to the shore.

You drowned it before that.

Harry,

I am truly in love with Nimmi.

Listen to him.

Just say that you got carried
away by seeing a beautiful girl.

You are being so hypocritical.

Your love is love,
and my love is hypocrisy!

Am I not human?
Don't I have a heart?

Don't I have any feelings?

Do you know when she comes
and sits near me,

I start flying in the sky?

What about you letting us down?
You did wrong, Jeete.

You did wrong to us
and to everyone else too.

It's okay, bro.

I made a mistake falling in love.

Anyway, lovers get beaten.
You can beat me too.

Jeete bro, wait a minute.

Look into my eyes and tell me,

do you really love my sister?

I don't know anything else,

but I feel

that if

Nimmi doesn't come into my life,

then my life will be
completely destroyed.

Aww! He really loves her, Harry.

'He really loves her, Harry.'

He's an actor. And you're
trusting the eyes of an actor.

I trusted your eyes too.

You were also an actor.

As if you were a judge.
- Hmm?

Jeete, I will be very happy
to see my sister with you.

Really?

Hmm, really! - But, guys,
how will this happen?

You guys will screw me.

Greetings!
- Greetings!

Okay, then, my dear.
- Greetings!

You are getting late.
- Bye.

Greetings!
- Greetings!

Come here, Nimmo.
It is God's blessing on you

that you

have got such a capable,
sweet and virtuous boy.

You must have done some
good deeds in your previous life.

And he is so handsome that
you will forget about Dharmendra.

Dad, you are getting late. Go now.

He is so strong that you can
make him wrestle with Dara Singh.

He can attract women very easily.

He pulls the engine
of the train with his teeth.

And chews the glass tube
with his mouth.

Ew!

I mean, he only chews
and doesn't inhale.

And my dear, he loves you a lot.

How can he love me
when he has never met me?

But I have met you, haven't I?
I mean, he is my boy, after all.

Dad, you are getting late!

I am going, son.
He loves you a lot, my dear.

Really, he loves you a lot.
Okay, then.

Bye, Uncle!

Bye, dear.
Take care of him like a flower.

My son is very gentle.
Okay, then, my dear.

Take care, okay?

Okay.

Okay, bye.

Okay, I'm leaving.

Bye, my dear.

Come here, Dad.
Why don't you just get lost?

Come on, let me drop you
to the car. Please come, Dad.

I wanted to talk to her.

You will spoil everything,
Bloody Ape! - Bye.

Hey, no! Wait.

Hey, wait...

Why are you changing the channel?
What are you doing?

Give me the remote.
- What happened?

What happened?
- Why did you change the channel?

Why are you overreacting?

You only care about yourself.

You don't care about
anyone else's happiness.

Don't talk to me.

"Without saying..."

"Without saying..."

"Even if you don't say
anything, say something."

"Always remain in front of my eyes."

"Even if you don't say
anything, say something."

"Always remain in front of my eyes."

"Treat me as you wish."

"Always remain in front of my eyes."

"Always remain in front of my eyes."

"Such a lovely, cool
breeze is blowing."

"Water is falling
from the sky of love."

"Such a lovely, cool
breeze is blowing."

"Water is falling
from the sky of love."

"Smile... Just smile..."

"It doesn't cost anything to smile."

"Always keep laughing with me."

"Even if you don't say
anything, say something."

"Always remain in front of my eyes."

"Even if you don't say
anything, say something."

"Always remain in front of my eyes."

"Always remain in front of my eyes."

"Without saying..."

Uncle was praising you a lot.

What was he doing?

He was praising you.

Oh! Yeah, he was
praising you a lot too.

He dreams that you should come

to our house as a daughter-in-law
as soon as possible.

What's your dream?

Same as my dad's dream.

Are you wearing Uncle's shoes?

Uh... Yeah, you are right.

Actually, whenever I have
to do any auspicious work,

I wear my dad's shoes.

Because people follow
their father's footsteps,

and I walk in his boots.

Whenever I wear Dad's boots,

I remember that whatever
I am today is because of him.

Your thinking is so lovely.

You are even lovelier
than my thoughts.

So what's your decision?
- About what?

Come on, tell me!

I liked the boy. He is decent too.

But I'll take my time.

How much?

Let's see.

Wear it.

Go.

Go now! Come on!

Oh, God! Please bless us.

Hello, Ms Nimmi!

Hello!

Can I sit here?

Hmm.

Thank you.

Ms Nimmi,

my dad had already liked you,

but I also

like you now.

Maybe

you don't like me.

If you want to say no,
you can also say no.

No one is forcing you.

If you have any problem
with saying no,

then I will talk to your parents
and say no myself.

Who told you that I would say no?

No one said this,

but I don't have that
much confidence in myself.

I want to say yes, not no.

Are you happy now?

I'm so happy!

"I have become very happy
since you came."

"The sound of love
is echoing in the air."

"I have become very happy
since you came."

"The sound of love
is echoing in the air."

"We will make all the
arrangements for you."

"We will make all the
arrangements for you."

"You are the capital of our life."

"Tell me the truth, sweetheart,"

"did you come to my house?"

"Tell me the truth, sweetheart,"

"did you come to my house?"

"When we are together,
all seasons are like spring."

"My heart's desire is not fulfilled
yet. Do come again, my love."

"Listen to me, my love."

"Fill my life with happiness."

"I am waiting
for you to come again."

"I feel like lighting
a lot of lamps today."

"I feel like lighting
a lot of lamps today."

"It's all bright everywhere today."

"Tell me the truth, sweetheart,"

"did you come to my house?"

"Tell me the truth, sweetheart,"

"did you come to my house?"

"I have become very happy
since you came."

"The sound of love
is echoing in the air."

"It's echoing in the air."

"It's echoing in the air."

Here it is.

Look, you like the girl,
and the girl likes you.

Now call your dad.
We will proceed further. - Okay.

So, what do you say, bro?
Will you go or should I go?

No, Sandy. I will have to go.

Because the construction
work has come to a halt.

I'll have to go and
wind up everything.

Then what are you waiting for, son?

Go call your dad soon.

My eyes are longing
to see my brother.

"Which fairyland
have you come from?"

"Even the moon seems
pale in front of you."

"I feel like showering flowers"

"on your head and worshipping you."

"I feel like showering
flowers on you."

"I feel like showering
flowers on you."

"Your teeth are like pearls,"

"and your voice is so sweet."

"It's God's great blessing
that I got you."

"It's God's great blessing
that I got you."

Easy, man! Lest it happen
that the briefcase starts running.

Sardarji, it's very heavy.
What's in it?

Nothing, just 5-7 gold bricks.

Oh!

And 4-5 kohinoor diamonds.
There is nothing much.

If you want,
I will pick it up like this.

Yeah, that's right but this way.

Yeah, sure.

Balraj.
- Hmm?

We should get our girls
married in the village.

We'll do it with fanfare.
Everyone will know.

I was thinking that

since you guys are here anyway,

let's get the girls married here.

You are right, brother.

We used to give only gifts till now.

Now the opportunity
has come to receive gifts.

Okay, then. We will hold
the reception in Punjab.

But we will have
to take Mr Gurbaksh's advice.

Let's see what he
has to say about this.

Let's ask him.

Hi, guys! I am your own, Pammi.

Aunt for some. Mom for some.
Tasteless for some. Yummy for some.

So, guys...

Shh! They are here.
- Greetings!

Greetings, Uncle, you are here!
- Uh...

Uh... She... I...

I didn't recognise her.
- She...

How would you know her? She is my
aunt. She just came from Birmingham.

Oh! Welcome. You're most welcome.

Thank you.

I'm so glad to have you here.

Where is Mr Gurbaksh?

He is inside.

He is inside.

He's there. He said,
'Don't disturb me for 2 hours.'

He is meditating.
So he is quite busy.

Your brother is really a great man.

I am very fond of him.

Thank you.

By the way, what is your name?

Pammi.

What about kids?

I use a very good shampoo,

that's why my
hairstyle is still intact.

No, he was asking
about your family and kids.

How can there be a family?
Aunt is not married yet.

She didn't get married! Why?
- Yeah.

I haven't found a partner
whom I can love

and who loves me deeply.

The whole creation is full of love.

There is love everywhere,
just like you are so lovely too.

No, I am Pyara Singh.
His name is Balraj Singh.

He is also lonely like you.

You mean single?

Enough... Easy.

Don't feel bad, but this eye
of mine has started twitching.

Don't think that
I'm flirting with you.

No, why would I think like that?
And anyway,

you are very pure at heart.

You saw my heart?

I just scan with my eyes.

You have hawk eyes like me.

Yeah, your eyes are like a hawk

but your intelligence
seems like that of a horse.

Aunt!
- Pyare Singh...

Yes?
- Please...

Go check on Babban.
- Okay, sure.

Come on. Go quickly.

If you don't mind,

can you have tea
with me this evening?

Why would I mind? It's not
like you will give me spoiled tea.

We will both have tea
in different cups.

Okay, then.

I'll be waiting for you.
- Okay.

Okay, bye. Oh, boy!
- Bye.

Sorry.
- Careful, Uncle.

You might get hurt.
- Sorry.

That's how happy I am.
- Bye. I get it.

I'm so happy. Okay, then...
- I can see that.

I'll be waiting for you.
- Okay.

You can go now.

Don't be late.
- Okay, Uncle.

I... I asked Pyara Singh
to do one thing.

See if he did it or not.

Your tea.
- Thank you.

I am so happy
that you came to my house.

'This lover is so glad'

'to have your presence
in this house.'

Wow! That's a very nice couplet.

Do you know any poetry,
song or ghazal?

No, not as such.
I can't sing like this.

If someone gives me a situation,

I sing it. Then I compose
a song and sing it.

It's raining...
- Let's go inside and talk.

I'm giving you the situation.
Don't worry.

Oh... Alright.

It's rainy season.

Imagine

it is raining, drizzling all around.

I have a necklace worth lakhs
and a pashmina shawl in one hand.

And in the other hand,
there are wedding makeup items.

I am right in front of you.

"He brought me makeup
at my wedding."

"He brought me makeup
at my wedding." - Ruined it for me!

It's not your fault.

I gave you the wrong situation.

Let me give you another situation.

I will come in front of you
in slow motion riding a mare.

I am wearing fancy groom shoes.

I am wearing a groom turban,
and the mare is decorated.

Then I come in front of you

and stop the mare
by pulling its reins.

[Imitating horse sound]

"When my brother
rode the mare, then..."

I will faint and fall off the mare

after listening to this song.

"There is only a mare there.
My brother is not there."

"His sister is also not there,
so who will welcome him now?"

I'm so upset with you.

I won't talk to you.

"Don't get angry
and go away, Brother."

"You won't find anyone
like your sister."

"Don't get angry..."
- You...

Don't you have songs other
than brother-sister songs?

There are other relationships too.

I think this place is jinxed.

Let's go there. We'll talk there.

Hello? - It's Sameep Kang,
the Film director.

Who?
- Sameep Kang.

Greetings, Sir!
- Greetings!

I can't believe you called me.

Jass Grewal gave me your reference.

He was praising you a lot.
- He supports me a lot, Sir.

Look, I'm making a film,
Lawaan Phere 2.

Okay, sir. - All the remaining
characters have been finalised.

Only one character is left,
which is the character of a ghost.

Okay, Sir.

So record your audition
and send it to me.

If the audition goes well,
then something might happen.

No problem, Sir. I'll send it
today itself. - Okay, then.

Okay. - Okay, Sir.
I'll send you one in a ghost getup.

Vacate this house!

This house is mine!

Who is it?

Who the hell are you, man?

I am a ghost!

G... Ghost!
- Yeah.

Who are you?
- I am Rajput.

I am the servant of this house.

Don't be scared.
I won't harm you in any way.

Even the great
warriors could not do it.

W... Whose ghost are you?

I am the owner of this house.

I come here often.

Then lock the doors too. I have
to go out in the cold. - Shut up!

You look nice in your picture.

You look like you fell
into someone's chimney. - Shut up!

Tell me, how can I serve you?

Turn your face in that direction.

At a 180-degree angle.

Come on!
- Okay.

What's the deal?
You look the same front and back.

Have you come all this way
to see my front and back?

Follow your nose and go straight.

Okay.
- Don't look back!

I won't look back. I won't.
- Idiot, ruined my audition.

Hello, Uncle!
- Hello, my dear!

Uncle, where is Aunt Pammi?
- Today is Sunday.

Huh? Sunday?
- Look, my dear,

she has to take bath
and do worship on Sundays.

Okay.
- So?

I wanted to talk to her
about something.

You can talk to me if you want.

No, Uncle. I wanted to talk to her.

Look, you can talk to me as well.

Uncle, girls' talk.
- Oh!

As I told you that
she is taking bath.

Then on Sunday, she
has to do more worship,

so accordingly, it will take
her one and a half hour.

Okay, Uncle. I'll wait.
- Uh...

I have some special things
going on with Vladimir.

What brother?

Not brother, dear. It's Uncle.
Mr Vladimir Putin.

Okay. - I am discussing
a specific issue with him.

I want to stop the war
going on with Ukraine.

Okay, Uncle, I'll be back
after one and a half hours.

You can stop the war
in the meanwhile.

Okay, Uncle.

How can I stop it?
You have started the war.

Hello, Aunt Pammi!
- Oh!

Wow! Aunt Pammi,
your dress is so beautiful!

I got this made from Patiala.

Your curls are so nice!
Which shampoo do you use?

A very expensive one.

Aunt, where is Uncle?
- He's a little disturbed today.

Hmm, he was talking with Putin.

He had a good chat with Putin

but then got a call from Biden.

They know where the
conversation is going on.

So he said 'Either you
talk to him or talk to me.'

'You can't talk both sides.' Then
he get disturbed on such things.

That's why he is sitting
locked inside and meditating.

Anyways, Aunt, I want to talk to
you. Please come out for a moment.

There is no man outside, right?
- Why?

I feel a little shy with men.
- Aunt, there's no one.

"Come with me, girl.
Let's have fun."

So, what is it about?

First, promise me you won't say no.

How can I promise you that?
Tell me what's the matter?

No, Aunt, promise me first.

But give me a hint at least.
- No, Aunt. Promise first.

Okay, promise.
Will you marry my uncle?

Huh? I mean, Huh? I mean...

Rubbish! Are you out of your mind?
What did you eat for breakfast?

Aunt, please!

He is much older than me.
- Aunt,

love knows no age.
- He can die any time.

Aunt, please!

Please... Please!

Now that you are saying
it so lovingly, I agree to it.

My dear! Mwah!

Thank you! Love you, Aunt!

Bye!
- Love you too, my dear. Mwah!

She has got me into big trouble.

Jeete, what new problem
have you created now?

Who are you going
around giving consent to?

We came here to get married.
Not to get others married.

What could I have done?

Nimmi asked me so lovingly

that I couldn't resist.
- I will hit you with this!

So now what?
Will you fulfil your promise?

Are such promises kept?

They are preparing
for the pre-wedding.

Everyone is ready for the wedding
and also to sit on the mare.

Are you my friend or
my brother or my father

or my brother-in-law
or my mother-in-law?

Who are you, man?

Twinkle is also worried. She was
asking, 'What should I call Jeeta?'

'Should I call him
Brother-in-law or Mom?'

Now what will happen?

Man, I feel like consuming
poison and dying...

These are for you.

Oh, sweets! Nice!

Ask Dad. I don't eat sweets.
- Okay.

Sir, sweets?

Even I don't eat it, but
you're giving it with love,

so let me eat it.

How is it? You will know
when he gets its taste.

No, it's good. No.
- Have some more.

Please have some more.

How is it?

I feel the bad taste now.

I also told him that it was bad,
but he did not agree. Ask why?

Why?

I gave it to the rat, the rat died.
I gave it to the cat, the cat died.

I gave it to the dog, the dog died.

So I thought that you are a
sensible man. Let's give to you.

Even sensible people
won't survive like this.

Surprisingly, the sweets
got spoiled in just 2.5-3 years.

Amazing. Do you make
sweet laddus or pickle laddus?

I'll tell you this at 4:00.
You lost 50 pounds.

Come on! No big deal.
- It's spoiled. I told you.

You lost the bet.
Now get out of here.

So, what do we do now?
Do you have any solution?

For now, all I have to
do is go to the bathroom.

My stomach is upset.

I'll be back.

You have lost your mind too.

Got into big trouble!

Hey, Jeete!

Jeete, what are you doing?
- I'm barbecuing.

What is done in the bathroom?
- How do we get out of this problem?

Let me get out of my
own problems first.

What do we do about Nimmi's Aunt?

Don't worry. I have an idea.

I'm coming.
- You got us into big trouble.

Baldy!

Hey, Baldy!

Why are you here?

I am here to talk to you
about something important.

T... To me?

Yes.
- Go on.

This marriage can't happen.

I am not even married.

You won't get married. - Is the
same thing discussed there too?

Yes.

What happened?

There used to be a bathroom here.

It's still here. Where would it go?

Hold on. I'll be back.

What's this? Even the
ghosts go to the bathroom!

Babban, what are you saying?
- Shh!

Your s... sister-in-law,

Sir's dead wife is here.

It's been many years since she died.

But it's only been a minute since
she got here. She's in the bathroom.

Why?
- There may not be a bathroom there.

Are you mumbling in your sleep?

I'm not in my sleep... She's here...

She's here.

G... Greetings, sister!

How come you are here, sister?

Bless you. Stay healthy.

Does Balraj want to remarry?

If he takes this step,

I will die by consuming poison.

You're already dead.
Are you on a vacation? - Shut up!

No, sister. We won't let it happen.

I was already against it.

But your daughter wants
to be a middle-woman.

She... She is just a kid, sister.

I'll make her understand.
You take care of your work there.

As if I have a boutique there.

Or do I have to sew people's suits?

Should I go?

No, sleep here only.
Go in the morning.

Turn your faces!
- Okay, sister.

Do you want to change your clothes?

Shut up!
- Okay.

Both of you follow your nose
and go straight.

Okay. Oh, God!
- Oh, God! Save us from the evil.

I apologise for my mistake.

If I ever waver again in life,

you hold me like this.

Forgive me too, sister.

If I had known you were coming,

I would have made some sweets.

I didn't understand anything.

Okay, then. Take care, sister.

Forgive me.

Okay, then. Take care.

Jeete, did you tell Nimmi?

No, man. Not yet.
But I have to tell her.

I just need a chance.
- Tell her before she finds out.

Okay, girl. Say your dialogue.

He came to my house
in the evening one day,

and my husband was not at home.

Then he start... started

saying very strange things.

Roop, what is this?
Why are you getting nervous?

Say it like it really happened.
- Hmm.

You guys are regular actors.

I have never performed
in front of such an audience.

I'm a writer, not an actor.

Roop, you are doing very well.

And as far as the
audience is concerned,

when the lights are on, you will not
know who is sitting there. - Right.

You will feel as if you are
performing alone in a closed room.

Just keep it up.
- Lights on, please!

It's time. Wake up, dear.

Now I want to sleep too.

For this pen, you sleep for 4 hours,
and then I sleep for 4 hours.

Let's end this problem.

Let's sell it, man!
- Okay.

Let's do something in the morning.

Hello!

Do you know Punjabi?
- Of course, I do.

Do you just keep small things
or do some big business also?

We can do big business also.
What do you want to buy or sell?

The thing we have come to sell,

looking at your shop,

it does not seem that you
have that much capacity.

Do you have Kohinoor to sell?

Kohinoor is nothing
compared to it.

It's nothing.

You are not a heart patient,
are you? - No.

Then put your hand on your
heart. Lest you get a heart attack

after seeing what we will show you.

Just show it to me.
- Here it is.

So tell me what are the items?
- Hey, don't write anything.

Every word written by it
is worth millions of pounds.

This is the pen we have come
to sell. Take a good look at it.

Now you are wondering

where should I get
so much cash from?

No problem.

You can transfer 2-4
millions in our account.

If I give you a 50 pound note,
you will stick it to your face.

And you are talking about millions.

You get 10 such pens for a pound.

Take your pen and get out of here!
- What!

Get out of here.

Get lost. Came to me to fraud.

Take your pen and get out of here!

Get lost. Get out of here.

Trying to sell a pen.

Not only the pen is fake,
even the people are fake.

We should complain to the boss.

As kind as he is to them,
he won't believe us easily.

We will have to
collect solid evidence.

You are right.

Come with me.

Now we will bring
out the whole truth.

Okay.
- Act fast.

What are you doing?

I am separating milk and water.

We are not here to make tea
but to find evidence. - Okay.

Keep it. Come here quickly.

These are not power glasses.

The first proof is the pen
and the second is fake glasses.

Let's look for more.

These links are connecting together.
- Right.

Come on.

Look, what I found.

Third evidence.

Hey! Solid evidence.

Beard, nose, teeth...

What drama are these people doing?

What happened, Mom?
- Nimmi,

I just saw Sandy
leaving in that car.

There must have been
a misunderstanding.

What would they be doing here?

What will we do about the cars?

We have many cars
in our house, Pyara Singh.

Meet him, sir.

Your relative is here.

Greetings!
- Greetings!

How did he grow so tall overnight?

They're all tall for me.

This is why I get into fights.

I ask them to talk
to me face to face.

You? - I am Uday Singh,
Gurbaksh Singh's younger brother.

That's it! My eyes are like a hawk.

Let me talk.
I will talk to you later.

Please sit here.
- Oh, no, please. I haven't

sat at the same level as you for
17 years, so how can I sit today?

What do you mean? - I mean,
take all this stuff. Free up space.

Here you go.
Do you want me to play it?

No, put it down. Keep it here.

Babban, you!

Here is your half Gurbaksh Singh.
Find the other half.

Such a big betrayal to us!

If I find them,
I'll break their teeth.

Here, take this too.

Take out your anger.

Where is your hawk eye now?

You idiot!

They cheated us big time.

You should have been cheated on.
Ask why?

Why?

Before hiring a servant, you do a
complete background check on him.

'Who is he? From where is he?
What if he cheats on me?'

They have to stay only
in the kitchen.

And your daughter has to spend
her entire life with her in-laws,

but you didn't think at all
before deciding on her marriage.

You didn't think
whether your daughter

would be happy in
that family or not?

You love money, not your daughter.

Sir, the guys you are arranging
your daughter's marriage,

if they don't turn out to be
frauds, then you shoot me.

Where is my pistol?
- I was just saying.

I will not shoot you,

but I will shoot those frauds.

Huh!

Let's go with him.
- I don't want to.

If he shoots downwards, I will die.

Come on, man.
It's going to be all right.

Hello.
- Hello, where are you?

'Market.'
- No need for shopping.

'We have been cheated.'

They turned out to be frauds.
The wedding is cancelled.

Cheating!
- Mom!

What happened?

Cheat...
- What cheating?

Sit here. Please sit here.

Mom, please sit here.
- Cheat...

Where are you, dear?

Beud street, Landmark theatre.
- 'We are coming.'

Okay.

Pawandeep Kaur,
daughter of Joga Singh,

is ordered to be present here.

Ms Pawandeep Kaur.
- Yes.

First of all, tell me,
do you know him?

Yes.
- Were you present there

on the night of the incident
on 15th September?

No.

So how can you be so certain
that he committed the murder?

Your Honour, this
man was my husband's

business partner
for the last 2 years.

My husband was not at home
one night. So he came to my house

and was acting very strange with me.
I felt very uncomfortable.

When my husband came home,
I complained about him.

He told me he would talk to him.

Pyara, you go there and watch.

I'll watch from here.
- Okay.

On September 15, my
husband's body was found

near water in the
middle of the forest.

Where were you on that night
of 15th September? - I went

to watch a movie with my friend.
- For a movie.

Which friend?
- Yeah. Manmeet.

Manmeet.
- Yes.

Okay, tell me which movie
you saw that day? - Dhrishyam.

Did you see, My Lord?
I was already sure of this.

This woman's mind
has become so confused

after watching
suspense and horror films

that even an innocent, decent
man appears to be a murderer.

Right?
- It's not like that.

Mr Jagjivan,

have you ever seen
this woman before?

I have only seen her once or twice.
I don't know her personally.

She is my friend's wife.
I've seen her in pictures.

May I know where you
were the night of the murder?

What was the night of the murder?

The night of 15th
September, Mr Jagjivan.

15th September...
- I have already told the court

that on September 15, I was
400 kilometers away from here.

I was at my cousin's
daughter's birthday.

I've already presented the birthday
pictures. Please look carefully.

He's lying!

He is trying to mislead the court.

My Lord, this guy is a murderer.
He's a murderer! - That's it!

My Lord, you know I have hawk eyes.

No, I don't know. As if I live
in your house. - Okay.

My Lord, this guy is really
her husband's murderer.

My Lord, he has another friend.

He is a dog, scoundrel,
ill-mannered... - Silence!

Don't yell at anyone like that!

Whatever you have to say,
come to the dock and say it.

In that or this one?
- Is there a lockdown here?

Okay, side please. - Don't shout
like this. You will feel uneasy.

My Lord, he has taken
unfair advantage of us.

He came to our house and
tried to deceive our daughters.

My Lord, this guy must
have committed murder.

These two people came
to our house posing as impersonators

and took unfair advantage
of our decency.

My Lord, they should
definitely be punished.

Hold on, Sir... - You just move
aside! Let me talk to the judge.

My Lord, don't be fooled
by his innocent face.

He is a big culprit. Punish him!
- Just listen to me for a minute.

I am also a lawyer.
I'm not acting as Spider-Man here.

When did I say so? Say what you
want to... - Just shut up for now.

My Lord, everything
will be clear in a while.

Now there is no pressure on you
nor do you have to fear anyone.

Tell me clearly

whether the person who
murdered your husband

is currently present in this court.

Yes, My Lord.

That guy is present
in this court right now.

Then tell us, who is that person?

The man who murdered my husband,

that man-eating, wolf
and a beast is this man.

I am the one? Fear God.
Why are you lying, dear?

My Lord, she's lying. No! You...

She is right, My Lord.
He has murdered her husband.

I was also present at the place
of incident. - My Lord...

I saw him attack that man.
- Order! - He's lying! Okay.

Considering all the
evidence and witnesses,

this court sentences
murderer Pyara Singh,

brother of Balraj Singh,
to 20 years of imprisonment.

Oh, no!
- Arrest him!

You all are liars!

Now what kind of fuss
has your father created?

It's not his fault. It was Grandma's
fault for giving birth to him.

No, don't take me!
- Brother,

look, what are they doing to him.
- What is he doing here?

Hey!

Balraj!

Stop this drama!

Now I will teach you drama.

You will not survive now,
you scoundrels! - Uncle!

Hey, run! Come on!
- Let's run from here.

My Lord, I don't know this woman!

Sir, my brother is sitting there.
Ask him.

Is your brother bigger than a judge?

I am innocent, Sir. Oh, my!

You have even called for the car.

Yeah, right...
It's for you. Come on.

What do I do? She's lying, man!

If you can do something then do it.

Hey!

You're not getting it, Uncle.

If you get punished, then do you
know how much trouble you will face?

This is not India where relatives
will come to meet you with fruits.

They are all busy.
No one will even ask you.

Listen to me and hop on.
Good, come on, Hop on!

Oh, God!

This car is just full of garbage.

This is called double shift.
All the work has to be done here.

Anyone can come
until you go to jail. - Oh.

Listen to me. Don't try
to run away quickly. - Hmm.

There is a sensor in your handcuffs.

Otherwise, you will be hanged.

Hey, Sir! Ew!

Huh? Pammi!

Pammi...

See, your relatives
cheated me a lot.

Sorry, Ballu.

Pammi, what do you want?

Should I forget everything?

Oh, my Ballu!

Jeete, run! Uncle has a gun.
He will shoot you.

Oh, boy!

Oh, man!
- Jeeta?

Pammi.

The whole world is full of cheaters.

I won't spare anyone.

Stop your drama, Sir.

Control yourself.

I...
- Enough!

Quiet.

Don't even utter a word.

I can't understand whether
you are a woman or a man

who has come to deceive me
by changing his appearance.

I am who I am. Your mind is clouded.

Jeeta, come here.

No need to be afraid. So,

isn't art powerful?

Sir, art is our religion.

We cannot tolerate insult
to our religion.

You might not have done your
business with the same dedication

with which we have served
the theatre. - Uncle,

you believe that artists and art

have no contribution
to this society.

Can I tell you what
the contribution is?

Wherever you look, you will find
only sadness on people's faces.

Even if for a short time, we
try to bring a smile on the faces

of people by eradicating
their sorrows through our art.

You used to say that

'Art doesn't impress me'.

You saw Milkhi and Jelna
in the drama

of Roop-Basant in your village.

Jeeta alone showed
you four characters.

Did you find out?

And your younger brother

was humiliated
in front of 100 people.

Did he find out?

The main thing is that whatever

you hear, see, feel in this world,

do you know whether
it is true or an artist's work?

That's it, Mam. I...

I am so embarrassed.

I have realised that art exists

on this earth.

But I don't understand one thing

that you were angry with me,

that's why you
created all this drama.

But what was the fault
of my daughters in this?

Why did you involve them?

Dad, there's another
thing you should know.

The thing called love also exists.

Harry is the boy I always loved.

I already knew about this drama.
I am sorry.

I agree

you were not cheated,

but

my another daughter
has been cheated.

She has been cheated.

Uncle, I don't know who is right
and who is wrong.

I just know that I love Jeeta
and Jeeta loves me.

Dad,

please give us permission
to marry them.

Please, Uncle. Please say yes.

First, tell me

if you got my permission
before falling in love.

'Give us permission!'

You will get married

only to the one you love. That's it.

But I have one condition.

Tell this impostor
to take a good bath

and show me his real face for once.

That's my only condition.
It's a yes from me.

I don't know whether

I should consider him as my
sister-in-law or my son-in-law.

It is your good
fortune that you are

getting more relations
with your son-in-law.

We can talk later. Let's look for
my father-in-law. Where is he?

Where is Dad?
- Yeah, Pyara Singh?

Where is Pyara Singh?
- Where is he?

Englishman, I don't
want to go to jail.

No, come on! Go away.
- Don't send me to jail.

Come on, get out!
- They are here. No!

Don't come near me. No...

My dear, stop right there.

Don't come near me. - Come here.
- Pyare, what are you doing here?

Come here.
- No, Balraj.

This handcuff has a sensor.

If I come down, I will die.
- Come here. What are you saying?

Give some sense to this idiot.

You'll be alright. Just come here.

No, man! You will double my
punishment. He told me himself.

It's not going to be doubled.
Come here. - Oh, what do you know?

Are you bigger than the judge?
The policeman said so!

Dad, just come down.

Oh, God!
- Brother, just take him.

You know it takes him a year
to understand one thing.

He only has the eyes of a hawk.

His brain is like a donkey.

Wait a minute!

I need to talk to you
about something.

Wait a minute.

Keeping all the
circumstances in view,

the court has concluded

that the accused Pyara Singh,
brother of Balraj Singh,

is honourably acquitted.

Wow, great!
- Come here now.

Yay! Open the handcuffs.

Open it.

My Lord, why are you

in a two-in-one avatar?
- Because we have to take both

feminine and masculine decisions.

You know that my eyes are...
not even like those of a bird.

Everyone, listen carefully to me.

Let's go home.

Let's get these guys married
to the girls.

Anyhow, for everything.

"Your groom is waiting for you."

"Your groom is standing outside."

"Your happy days are here."

"Bride and groom
are standing outside."

"Don't let the singers
even breathe."

"Love has climbed over
my love too, my love."

"After today, never
look above your head..."

"After today, never
look above your head"

"whether the note is small or big."

"Make a splash by making
a pair like the moon today."

"Make a splash by making
a pair like the moon today."

"Make a splash by making
a pair like the moon today."

"Today, the stars have
come to see me dancing."

"Just as moonlight suits the moon,
everyone has come to see you dance."

"There is a different thing about
the tantrums of a beautiful girl."

"Today, all the bachelors
have come to see me."

"Your suit suits you as if
my mind has been poisoned."

"You will make everyone unconscious
by dancing in front of everyone."

"Seeing you, I go crazy and
feel like bearing your tantrums."

"Seeing you, I look in the mirror
and set my moustache."

"Seeing you, I look in the mirror
and set my moustache."

"Don't let anyone sleep today.
We will dance the whole night."

"With folded hands, I say that
no stone should be left unturned."

"She dances with me..."

"She dances with me,
and I dance with her."

"Make a splash by making
a pair like the moon today."

"Make a splash by making
a pair like the moon today."

"Make a splash by making
a pair like the moon today."