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Great, but I can
see you thinking!
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Less thinking!
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Empty your mind!
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I want you blank-eyed
and slack-jawed!
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Stare into space!
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The thousand-yard stare!
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That's it! That's it!
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Right there!
Yes!
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We got it!
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Someone get her some cocaine.
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Her name is Lola Falana.
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Sorry, Murphy.
Above your pay grade.
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Come on, Hoffman.
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Miss Falana was on her way
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to becoming America's
next supermodel
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until yesterday when she was
corseted to death
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at a fashion shoot
for Popular Magazine.
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She's the fifth supermodel
to be killed
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in the last two months.
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And Vice President Perry has
declared a national emergency.
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The fear is we're only
a few murders away
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from ordinary-looking women
appearing on magazine covers.
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My third foster mom
was a supermodel,
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so this one hits
really close to foster home.
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Has the FBI looked into it?
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The Female Body Inspectors
are completely stumped,
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so it falls to us.
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Since all the models died
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at a Popular Magazine
photo shoot,
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we're gonna commence
an undercover operation
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at the magazine's headquarters
in Tulsa, Oklahoma...
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The fashion capital
of the U.S.
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God damn it.
What the hell do a bunch
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of ex-cops know about fashion?
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Shit!
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Fashion is perception.
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And I know everything
about perception.
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The shoe was intended
to enhance the calf,
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the pant was invented
to show off the buttocks,
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and the shirt is nothing
but a hat for the pants.
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Look, we're heading
into an unfamiliar world
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with mysteries
around every dark corner.
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But after that,
we're gonna solve this crime.
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So in the immortal words
of Tim Gunn... "Make it work"!
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♪ Her face is a map of the
world, is a map of the world ♪
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♪ You can see
she's a beautiful girl ♪
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♪ She's a beautiful girl
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♪ And everything around her
is a silver pool of light ♪
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♪ People who surround her feel
the benefit of it ♪
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♪ It makes you calm
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♪ She holds you captivated
in her palm ♪
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♪ Suddenly I see
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♪ Suddenly I see
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♪ This is what I want to be
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♪ Suddenly I see
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♪ Suddenly I see
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Excuse me. I'm here to interview
with Anna Summour.
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All right.
Thank you.
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Tribeca?!
Tanner?!
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What are you doing here?!
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I'm on a secret mission
to investigate dead models!
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What about you?
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I'm looking into embezzlement
at the parent company!
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Oh, my God!
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Uh, w-what are you
undercover as?
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A lunatic?
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No, as Ms. Summour's
second assistant.
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Uh, uh, honey, girl, look.
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Luckily, she won't be in
for another 30 minutes,
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- so that's gonna give us...
- She's coming off the elevator!
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Fire's out!
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My driver was 15 minutes late
this morning.
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I never called you a driver.
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And the proofs that you were
supposed to send me last night
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were not in my e-mail.
I totally forgot your e-mail.
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Would you call Darien
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and find out if he wants
to do lunch today?
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I don't even know who Darien is.
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And, please,
not the Cliff House.
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What in God's name is this?
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Oh, this is a stromboli.
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It's kind of like a calzone,
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but more like a pizza
on the inside.
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And what are you
and your stromboli doing
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sitting in front of my desk?
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I am here to interview
to be your new assistant.
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Of course you are.
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Have you even read
Popular Magazine?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I, uh, was particularly fond
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of last spring's story
about... tops?
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Oh, that was
our best-selling issue.
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Mm.
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Well, we might give
you a shot after all.
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But, um...
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we're really going to have
to do something about this.
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Looks like she's wearing
a garbage bag.
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Is there any more egg roll?
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There was one left.
Where is it?
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We found some DNA on her skin
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that definitely isn't hers.
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Well, that's promising,
but presumably,
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a lot of people were touching
her that day...
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Hair stylists,
makeup artists, perverts.
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I can assure you this person
did not touch her.
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What makes you so sure?
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The reason this person
never touched her is because
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he lives in Peru and has never
visited the U.S.
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Maybe Falana did
a modeling gig in Peru.
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Checked her passport.
She's never been to Peru.
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Well, that's a real
head scratcher.
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How old did you say
this model was again?
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I didn't.
22.
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Now I have.
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No, she's not 22.
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Look at the tan line
on her finger.
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So she was married.
Big deal.
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It's on the wrong hand.
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That's a yo-yo string tan line.
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Well, I'll be damned.
She's right.
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The yo-yo craze was late '80s,
early '90s at the latest.
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This woman either inherited
the best genes in the world,
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or something's keeping
her looking incredibly young.
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All right.
Here's what we do...
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We fly down to Peru,
and we have a talk
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with this guy with the DNA.
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Here's the kicker...
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You can't have
a word with the guy...
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He's been dead for two years.
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Chubster.
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Uggo.
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Dump truck.
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Revenge of the blob.
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Danny, why is it so difficult
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to find models who can actually
wear the clothes we feature?
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We had skinnier ones,
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but they fell
through the subway grates.
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I'll find some more,
Ms. Summour.
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Ladies.
Come on, shoo.
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Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
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Danny?
Yes?
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Where's the new boy?
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You know, the boxy one.
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You mean me?
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Oh, God.
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My son wants to read
the new Harry Potter book,
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and I want you to get it for me.
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I don't think there is a new
Harry Potter.
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I read in Newsweek magazine
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that J.K. Rowling was thinking
of writing a ninth book.
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I want that book on my desk
by this afternoon.
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Absolutely.
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So these models dying...
Crazy, huh?
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Models die.
That's the business.
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Now, if you're quite finished
with your exclusive interview,
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I need someone to muck out
the stables.
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Yes, ma'am.
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And, uh, you do something
to step up your look.
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This is a fashion magazine,
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not a Macaroni Grill.
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Is it really that important?
It's just clothes.
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Where the hell is Tribeca?
We were supposed to regroup.
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She's working late
for that woman again.
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All she cares about lately.
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I'm gonna hit the head.
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Wha... Gah!
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Sorry.
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I was doing some forensics tests
on the other dead models.
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Charo was supposed to put them
back in their graves.
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Not before I've completed
my analysis.
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What? You're gonna read
the faces of dead people?
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You'd be surprised how much
the dead have to say.
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I wish I had stayed in school.
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We found DNA from several
different dead Peruvians
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on all five models.
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This is difficult for me to say,
but I'm stamped.
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Sorry, stumped.
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None of the women
had ever been to Peru?
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And none of the Peruvians
had been here.
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Damn it!
I hate the weird ones!
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Would it be too much to ask
to have a robbery gone wrong
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resulting in three dead
and two wounded?
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Ugh. Sorry I'm late.
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I'm dealing with like
nine different things.
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Okay, send.
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Hey, guys.
What's up?
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Sorry I'm late. I'm dealing with
like eight different things.
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This is the first night
you've worked late in a row.
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When are you gonna take some
time to work on this case?
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I am working on this case,
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which means that I have
to maintain my cover.
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But I'm here now, so, what's up?
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Okay. Well, all five models... That's her.
I got to go.
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I forgot to give her "Harry
Potter and the Clump of Hair."
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Well, gee, if you get
a chance to,
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I don't know, tell us
what you've learned so far...
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Anna Summour definitely
knows something.
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I asked her about the models,
and she got real squirrelly.
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Ugh. That's kind of
all I got right now,
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but we can check in
later in the week.
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- We have to go to Peru.
- Oh my God, that sounds so fun.
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No! It's because
all the models...
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Yeah. No, I'm no my way.
Okay.
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All right, guys, call me
when you get back from Peru,
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and we'll totally set up
a lunch or something.
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TTFN.
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"TTFN"?
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Feels very pushed.
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I got the manuscript,
and I had J.K. Rowling
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change Harry's name
to your son's name.
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Fine.
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Everything okay?
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Magazine's going under.
Hm.
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Ugh.
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Did you ever think
about doing anything else?
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Like when you were
a little girl,
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did you ever have a dream?
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All I ever wanted
was to be beautiful
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and fashionable and a fireman.
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Well, it's not too late.
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There's fires everywhere
nowadays.
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I like you, Angie Tribeca.
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You got a good
head on your shoulders.
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But your face
could use some work.
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Try this cream...
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Once at night
and once in the morning
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and twice during the day.
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I think you'll find.
In a week,
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you'll be staring at
a 45-year-old in the mirror.
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You know, Anna, these past...
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Please leave.
Okay.
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Where the hell is the guide?
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Dead.
What?
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Jaguar got him
back by the river.
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I'm sure I've seen
these names before.
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Let me run them
through the database.
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We are here
at your pleasure, sir.
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Whatever customs or ancient
traditions you have here,
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we would like to respect.
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I'm just gonna enter them
into the computer.
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Gracias for that.
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Computer, search mode.
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What's he doing?
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I think
it's some kind of prayer.
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No, we... we switched to voice
mode about three years ago.
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Search names Pedro Martinez,
Nomar Garciaparra,
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Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz,
Wade Boggs.
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Searching.
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Don't.
You'll hallucinate.
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Ah, well, it seems
like these were just drifters
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who were in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
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Well, I don't know how you run
things down here, Major Chocano,
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but in America,
killing is a crime...
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unless it's done
by a rich person.
256
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,670
No, it's a crime down here,
as well, Señor Atkins.
257
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:31,410
There's a notation next
to each one that says "Gordo."
258
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,540
Gordo is, uh,
how you say in English...
259
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,080
Gordon?
A gourd?
260
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,360
Like,
we have a joke down here...
261
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:40,020
Your mama's so gordo,
Machu Picchu climbs her.
262
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,550
Like, mountainous?
263
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,290
Possessing many steps?
264
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,890
Fat.
The victims were all fat.
265
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:07,040
Can I have a cookie?
We're out.
266
00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:08,450
But he's eating one.
267
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,250
I brought it from home.
268
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,980
Package for...
Special Division Force?
269
00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:15,850
I'll sign for it.
It's here, sir.
270
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,720
Let's go.
271
00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,190
So this is our fat Peruvian?
272
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,730
Wow. The standards
for beauty down there
273
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,860
must be really high.
274
00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,870
This guy is absolutely not fat.
275
00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,530
Look at all this extra skin.
276
00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:32,740
This man was obese.
277
00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:35,210
So what? He lost weight
through diet and exercise?
278
00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,470
Not a chance.
279
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:38,186
It appears someone sucked
all the fat out of his body.
280
00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:39,740
What?
How do you know that?
281
00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:43,750
Look at the buttocks.
282
00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:45,550
See that pinprick?
283
00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,350
Someone tapped this ass.
284
00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:49,150
Someone tapped this ass hard.
285
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:05,370
I cannot seem to get
this ensemble to pop.
286
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:08,170
Don't ask me.
I don't know jack about fashion.
287
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,440
Ms. Summour said
if I come up
288
00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,440
with some great ideas
for the September issue,
289
00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,640
she'll take me
to fashion week in Baghdad.
290
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,580
Then I can crack this whole
embezzlement thing wide open.
291
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:19,450
I don't know. I just think
it has too much going on.
292
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,380
Hmm.
293
00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:21,920
What if you just went simpler?
294
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:22,990
Hm.
295
00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,270
Tribeca, you just dressed her
as a cop.
296
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:37,330
Look, nobody
in the fashion industry
297
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,776
is ever gonna look
at this and think...
298
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,000
I love it!
299
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,810
Neutral colors.
Clean lines.
300
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,340
Is it a man?
Is it a woman?
301
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:49,410
This. This is what I want
for the September issue.
302
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,610
It was my idea.
303
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,550
I think it's absolutely
brilliant.
304
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,150
Say, if you're not too busy,
305
00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:57,150
would you like to join me
for fashion week in Baghdad?
306
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,490
Oh, I-I couldn't possibly...
307
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,290
say no to that.
308
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,430
Count me in!
309
00:14:02,490 --> 00:14:03,830
Excellent.
310
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,100
Here's to Maria Charo,
whose birthday is next week.
311
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:11,030
Thank you, thank you.
You're all too kind.
312
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,570
My birthday is today.
313
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,440
Oh my God, Scholls,
how could I have forgotten?
314
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,310
You said you had
a breakthrough on the case?
315
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,840
The discovery that fat
had been sucked
316
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,510
out of all the Peruvian victims
got me thinking.
317
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,110
What is fat used for?
318
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,920
It's in our food...
319
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,980
they use it in soap...
320
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,520
plastic bags.
321
00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:31,460
It's even in crayons.
322
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,530
But did you know that it's also
a common ingredient
323
00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:38,060
in many beauty products,
including moisturizers?
324
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,730
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
325
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,930
So I went back and did tests
326
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,600
on all the dead models
and found out
327
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,576
that they all used the same
age-defying face cream.
328
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,140
Someone is selling a face cream
with human fat in it?
329
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:52,610
That begs the question...
Does it work?
330
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,280
Someone's smuggling illegal
human fat into the country,
331
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,610
we need to find out who.
332
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,820
Whoever's doing this
is narcissistic, vain,
333
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,420
shallow,
obsessed with appearance,
334
00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:02,820
and willing to do anything
to cling to whatever sliver
335
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,290
of youth that's slowly slipping
from their fingers.
336
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:08,020
Yes, but does it work?!
337
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,290
Angela Geils.
338
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,230
Hey, it's me.
I'm stuck at the office.
339
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,900
How long are you guys
gonna be there?
340
00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:16,676
It's Scholls' breakthrough,
and you're missing it.
341
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,970
It's not like
I don't want to be there.
342
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,040
Which reminds me,
343
00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:23,570
I'm not gonna be there tomorrow
for your realization.
344
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,240
I'm gonna be on a flight
to Baghdad.
345
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,310
Baghdad?
What the hell is going on?
346
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,450
Do you know how many girls
would die for this job?
347
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,650
Yeah, five.
348
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,780
We just found out that they all
had a face cream
349
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,050
that had fat
from murdered Peruvians in it.
350
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,790
Human fat in face cream?
351
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:40,190
Okay, that sounds insane.
I got to go.
352
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:41,636
We're almost finished
with the September issue,
353
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,790
and we have to get to Kinko's
before it closes.
354
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,330
Well listen, Mom,
355
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,730
you need to decide
what your priorities are.
356
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:50,800
Tomorrow, we're planning
a really big bust,
357
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:53,270
and if you don't show up...
358
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,070
I guess we'll know
what you chose.
359
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,210
A.J., come on...
360
00:15:58,010 --> 00:16:00,140
A.J.?
361
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,480
You know, the more
I think about it,
362
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:05,350
the more I realize
that you'd be the perfect model
363
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:06,620
for our new cop look.
364
00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:09,550
Well, I've never been
a model before,
365
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:12,420
but I have been wearing clothes
since I was 12.
366
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,710
Freeze, scumbags!
367
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,050
Hands in the air!
368
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:37,110
Get 'em up right night now!
369
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,110
Are you the police?
370
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,620
Hyah!
Oh!
371
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:42,720
Any other questions?
372
00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,590
No, man.
We're cool.
373
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,000
What the hell is this?
374
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,670
Heroin.
I know it's heroin!
375
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:58,740
Where's the fat?
376
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,600
I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
377
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,740
Heroin.
378
00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:08,210
Real fur.
379
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,750
A decent studio comedy...
380
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:19,560
I don't know, sir.
It should be here.
381
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,970
Listen, Sir Tub-a-Lard,
it's a boiling hot day out here,
382
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:34,100
and I don't have time
for nonsense!
383
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:38,840
Wait a minute.
What smells delicious?
384
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,590
Hand me that knife.
385
00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:00,430
Well, well, well.
Somebody had a big breakfast.
386
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,200
Please,
I have to deliver this fat,
387
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,940
or Ms. Summour
will kill me.
388
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,540
Wait a minute. Summour's
running this whole thing?
389
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:11,540
Tribeca.
She's in Baghdad without backup.
390
00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:12,340
What do we do?
391
00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:13,740
If only we had a plane.
392
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,150
Do you know how to fly a plane?
393
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:17,810
Of course.
394
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,950
Shit.
395
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,620
It's a stick.
396
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,230
Perfect!
397
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:31,430
Loving it!
398
00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:34,360
Now show me sexy.
399
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,770
Amazing!
400
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:37,330
Let's take five.
401
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,300
You are absolutely transcendent.
402
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,240
Why don't we replenish your
energy with a little snack?
403
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,510
Oh, I could eat something.
404
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,980
Spoken like a true model.
405
00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:49,450
I believe
these are your favorites.
406
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:52,780
You got the full Stromboli Stack
from Stromboli Shack?
407
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,590
Had them flown in specially.
408
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,390
Tanner?
What are you doing?
409
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,590
It was supposed to be me
at the fashion show, not you.
410
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:07,060
Those was my designs that
was supposed to been picked.
411
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:09,470
For God's sakes, Danny,
put away the gun.
412
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:11,070
Fashion is a cutthroat business.
413
00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:12,400
It's every man, woman,
414
00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,800
and underage Romanian girl
for themselves.
415
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,410
And you would say that,
Ms. Summour.
416
00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,270
That's why you've been
embezzling money
417
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,210
from the parent company's
accounts.
418
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,340
What is this?
419
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,810
It's a bust.
420
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,010
Danny Tanner, Fashion Police.
421
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,950
And you're also under arrest
for attempted murder.
422
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:30,350
That stromboli was poisoned.
423
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,160
Oh, my God. All of them?
Or just that one?
424
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,090
I don't know.
425
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,690
But if she was trying
to kill you,
426
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,876
it's because you knew something
she didn't want you to know.
427
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,570
All I know is that there's human
fat in the face cream...
428
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,300
that you gave me.
429
00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:46,440
You're under arrest for
the murder of five supermodels.
430
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,240
Don't you understand?
431
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,380
They were all getting too old!
432
00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:56,380
That cream might have staved off
the inevitable for a few years,
433
00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:59,450
but in the end, they were all
going to turn 24.
434
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,050
Do you want to see
a 24-year-old hag
435
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,650
staring at you
from the cover of a magazine?
436
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,060
Do you? Do you?
Do you?!
437
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,760
Take her away, Tanner.
438
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:13,860
Tanner.
439
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,370
Thanks, man.
440
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,740
It's all good, Tribeca.
441
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:22,070
It's all good.
442
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,740
I'm not sure we're airborne.
443
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:28,410
Nah, you're just disoriented.
444
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,750
I can see our car.
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