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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,340 Scotch ! Hai noroc, b�ie�i ! 2 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,699 V-a�i fi a�teptat la a�a ceva ? E minunat ! 3 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,820 Camera mea, nu e precum a lor... 4 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,980 dar ei sunt mari staruri americane ! Nu conteaz� ! 5 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:05,062 S� lucrezi cu astfel de oameni... 6 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:09,628 Da, Hollywood ? Ce "dodo" face�i ? D-l Banfi, desigur. 7 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:15,823 Cum ? Bo Derek �i Marlon Brando nu mai vin. De ce ? 8 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,706 Bo Derek a plecat cu Tarzan �n jungl�. �i Marlon Brando ? 9 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:25,906 S-a �ngr�at de numai poate intra �n avion ! 10 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,907 Asta nu-i dr�gu� ! Spune�i-i d-lui Brando, d-n� ! 11 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:32,578 A semnat un contract, d-l Salce, e foarte sup�rat. 12 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,939 El, cu d-l Salce, aici �n ltalia, nu va mai lucra vreodat� ! 13 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,060 Ce-a spus Brando ? Mul�umesc... Bine. 14 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,261 Travolta ? Nu se �tie dac� va venii ? 15 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:47,382 Cum adic� ? Nu, eu pl�ng deoarece... 16 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:51,502 Vine sau nu ? Nu-mi pas�, eu nici nu-l vroiam ! 17 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,905 Spune�i-i acestui domn Travolta "f�r� menajamente"... 18 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,305 c� mie, nu-mi place. Cred c� e bolnav �i pu�in nebun ! 19 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:02,149 �n fiecare s�mb�t� seara se �mbat� apoi are dureri ! Las-o balt�. 20 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:06,102 �tii ce spunem noi italienii acestor staruri care nu vin aici ? 21 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:10,142 "Trebuie omor��i' ! 22 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,384 Am terminat ! Ce chestie ! Nu se fac chestii de-astea. 23 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:18,820 Am cheltuit 87 milioane pentru a le face aceste camere hollywoodiene... 24 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,623 iar eu stau �nchis �n mizeria asta, care pare o toalet� ! 25 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:26,344 Care pare... dar chiar e ! E un W. C. ! 26 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,905 Vi se pare corect ? �i mai r�u e c� e �i d-l Luciano Salce ! 27 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,827 E o persoan� dr�gu��, lucrez cu drag pentru el... 28 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,179 �ntre mine �i Luciano s-a creat o simbioz� pe vecie ! 29 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:42,268 Apoi, el a �n�eles de unde vin, ce cultur� am... 30 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,984 - C�t sunt de inteligent ! - Ie�i afar�, cretinule ! 31 00:02:54,005 --> 00:02:58,005 IE�I AFAR� IDIOTULE 32 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,260 C�nd cel Atotputernic a f�cut lumea.. 33 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,380 L-am desenat p�trat pentru c� era rotund. 34 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,500 Apoi a gre�it c�nd a modelat omul. 35 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,620 Primul a fost corect dar cel�lalt un pic cam idiot 36 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,342 Dac� e�ti idiot, o �tii �i tu, 37 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,460 c�nd un prost, e de asemenea �n Peru, 38 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,182 Cel Atotputernic, un pic transpirat... 39 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,460 �i-a scos o cizm� �i a f�cut statul nostru. 40 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:31,584 Am fost 800 de cet��eni: 600 de deputa�i �i 200 de idio�i ! 41 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:37,704 St�p�nul �i spune ��ranului: Haide, idiotule ! 42 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:43,426 Lucr�torul �i r�spunde st�p�nului s�u, 43 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:48,543 Haide, imbecilule ! 44 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,031 Da, chiar a�a ? 45 00:03:53,432 --> 00:03:55,801 Yes, Ja, Oui. 46 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,196 Da, chiar a�a ? 47 00:03:59,497 --> 00:04:01,155 Yes, Ja, Oui. 48 00:04:01,556 --> 00:04:04,006 �NCHISOARE JUDICIAR� Amnistie general� pentru minori 49 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,817 - 225. - �n sf�r�it ! 50 00:04:06,818 --> 00:04:07,818 Carlucci Carmine. 51 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,020 A trecut at�t de mult ! Nici nu �tiu c�nd ! 52 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,108 - Unde ai fost p�n� acum ? - 152. 53 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,926 - La revedere. - Du-te. 54 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:21,927 Ah frumoasa mea ! 55 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:26,586 - �sta-i ultimul ? C��i au ie�it ? - 167. 56 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,700 - Mie �mi ies 166. - �i cine lipse�te ? 57 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:33,001 - 151. - 151... �sta cine e ? 58 00:04:33,102 --> 00:04:34,402 Baudaffi Pasquale. 59 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,864 Baudaffi Pasquale ! 60 00:04:37,465 --> 00:04:39,468 Baudaffi Pasquale ! 61 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:46,147 - Baudaffi Pasquale ! - Al �aptelea bra�, e absent ! 62 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:52,458 - Baudaffi Pasquale ! - Al patrulea bra� e absent ! 63 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,902 - Baudaffi Pasquale ! - Al cincilea bra�, e absent ! 64 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,303 Baudaffi Pasquale ! 65 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,697 Muta�i patul. 66 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:16,179 - Ce faci ? - Farina, ai f�cut din celula asta, o sit� ! 67 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:20,268 - De data asta aproape c� reu�isem ! - Scoate�i-l de-acolo. 68 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,903 Hai, sus. 69 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,226 - Baudaffi Pasquale ! - Prezent. 70 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,067 - Le�i afar�. - Lat�-m�. 71 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,579 - Eu n-am nimic de-a face cu asta. - Da, to�i spun la fel ! 72 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,541 Nu intru �n gaur� e prea str�mt�. 73 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,105 Voiam s� spun... 74 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,464 Pasquale ! 75 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:49,181 - �efule ! �efule ! - Pasquale ! 76 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,420 �n�eleg c� te-ai s�turat de locul �sta, dar nu-i numai o celul� ! 77 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:57,702 - Hai, s� mergem de aici ! - Mi-au prins piciorul la u�� ! 78 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,947 Laureato, e o prezent� pl�cut�... 79 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,823 To�i spun a�a: "Laureato, o prezent� pl�cut�, antrenant�... " 80 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:27,544 - Speri s� lucrezi la ziar ? - Asta �ncerc s� fac. 81 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:31,343 A�a cum ai f�cut �i la tribunal ! La Ministerul Public... 82 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,825 a cerut absolvirea ta, din lips� de discern�m�nt ! 83 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:39,147 De asta am renun�at: "Pentru incapacitate de consim��m�nt"... 84 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:42,260 �n schimb ea �i familia ta, o are ! 85 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,380 - �i tu, �i-ai luat doi ani ! - Mul�umesc. 86 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,500 Au fost al�ii care au primit �i mai mul�i ! 87 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,226 - Ce este ? - Ce mizerie ! 88 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,379 - Hai, hai. - Mul�umesc. Aveam o foame ! 89 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,553 ��i aminte�ti cum s-au �nt�mplat treburile. 90 00:07:11,554 --> 00:07:12,660 Da. 91 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,582 La un moment dat, eu treceam... 92 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,668 prin fa�a B�ncii Agricole din casa memorial� rural�. 93 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,500 �i iese a�a, un domn �ncoto�m�nat. 94 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,347 - �mbr�cat gros ? - Da era blindat. 95 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,586 Unuia ce iese �n grab� �n luna iulie din banc� a�a... 96 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,427 cu bandaje pe cap, �i spui c� e: �ncoto�m�nat ? 97 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,785 M� g�ndeam c� se simte r�u ! Ce �tiam eu ? 98 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,344 M� duc spre el s�-i dau geant� pe care o sc�pase... 99 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,780 c�nd, doi conductori, m-au blocat din spate. 100 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,378 - Erau doi poli�i�ti. - Dar mie mi s-au p�rut doi vatmani. 101 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,978 Acum travestitul, vroia s�-�i salte valiza. 102 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:57,783 Lar eu: "Nu d-le. Am v�zut c� valiza a pierdut-o alt� persoan�." 103 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:02,061 �i, s-a pornit o alterca�ie. Unul l-a lovit aici cu o karat�. 104 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,101 Uite aici. �n spatele cefei. 105 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,869 Celuilalt i-a dat un genunchi �n burt�. �i am�ndoi au fost gata. 106 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,980 Imediat au sosit al�i trei conductori... 107 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,783 m-au prins, m-au legat, �i m-au dus la comisariat. 108 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,987 - Dar �ia te-au prins din gre�eal� ! - Dar cum se face... 109 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:24,227 dar cum s� gre�easc� c�nd e sunt mai lat dec�t lung la talie ! 110 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,625 Dar eu m-am "introdus" la Ministerul Public. 111 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:32,379 - Unde te duci ? Pleci ? - Nu-�i face griji, m� ocup eu. 112 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,365 - M� aju�i ? - Da, da ! Nu te preocupa. 113 00:08:34,766 --> 00:08:35,966 - D�-mi 100.000 lire. - Cum ? 114 00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:40,220 - D�-mi 100.000 lire. - E�ti nebun ? Ce vrei s� faci ? 115 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,898 Trebuie s� fac ceva. N-am mai f�cut-o c�t am fost la bul�u. 116 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:47,100 Mi-am f�cut chiar �i un nod la e�arf� ! 117 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,266 - Despre ce e vorba ? - Mi-e ru�ine s�-�i spun. 118 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,044 - Spune-mi sau nu-�i voi da banii. - �i ai ? 119 00:08:53,045 --> 00:08:54,045 Da, uite-i. 120 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,340 Atunci ��i voi spune. 121 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,618 - 24 ? - De 24 de luni a�tept. 122 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,034 - Una, dou�, nu �tiu. - O cas� de �nt�lniri ? 123 00:09:07,035 --> 00:09:07,635 Da. 124 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:11,389 - Nu po�i am�na ? - Numai la asta m� g�ndeam ! 125 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:16,378 - C�nd mi dai �napoi ? - �mi dai ace�ti bani, Gaetano ? 126 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:21,025 Nu-s 10 miliarde ! �i-i �mprumut. Mul�umesc �i la revedere. 127 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,668 - Pa. - Pa. 128 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,948 Scuz�-m� ai v�zut 100.000 lire ? 129 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:40,101 - M-a�i chemat d-n� doctor ? - C�nd vin cei de la scris firme ? 130 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:44,108 - Au spus c� m�ine. - Sun�-i �i spune-le s� se gr�beasc�. 131 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,947 - Nu vreau s� apar� controverse. - Foarte bine 132 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,709 �i �nchide�i c�ma�a. C�nd vin clien�ii aici... 133 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,139 trebuia s�-�i dea imediat seama c� sunt �ntr-un cabinet dentar... 134 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,953 �i nu �ntr-o cas� de toleran�� cum a fost �nainte ! 135 00:09:56,954 --> 00:09:57,754 Bine. 136 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,589 V� recomand. Nimic cald, rece, sau de m�ncare 137 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,462 M�car pot scuip� ? 138 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:29,299 V� rog s� elimina�i acest clopot de lux ! 139 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,785 - Foarte bine. - �i arunc� aceste carpete erotice. 140 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,355 �i aceast� statuie. Arunc� tot, nu vreau s� v�d nimic. 141 00:10:36,356 --> 00:10:37,356 Bine. 142 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,504 La revedere. Aminte�te-�i: miercuri dup�-amiaz�. 143 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,618 V� rog, lua�i loc. 144 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,740 - Bun� ziua. - Bun�. 145 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,580 - Ave�i stabilit� o �nt�lnire ? - Nu, dar crede c� nu conteaz�. 146 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,739 - V� doare ? - Nu. 147 00:10:59,340 --> 00:10:59,940 E umflat ? 148 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,224 - Ajunge at�t ! - A fost tratat� de noi ? 149 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:09,342 - Acum nu, dar am mai fost. - Cum v� numi�i ? 150 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:13,024 Acum vre�i �i numele ? Normal, nu se �tie niciodat� ! 151 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:17,142 - Baudaffi Pasquale. - Cu factur� sau chitan�� ? 152 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:21,501 Ave�i �i facturare ! C�t e tariful ? 153 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,222 Pentru obtur�ri ? 154 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,942 - Poftim ? - Obtur�ri ? 155 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:31,341 Sunte�i geniali ! Chiar a�i pus la punct totul ! 156 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,506 - Da, pentru obtur�ri. - Cam 20.000. 157 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,507 - Mai mult sau mai pu�in ? - 20.000. Precis. 158 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,147 Atunci... 159 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:45,983 - 5 obtur�ri. 5 ? - Da, se fac 2 ani de c�nd... 160 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:51,706 Atunci trec 5 obtur�ri. Prefera�i �efa cabinetului s�u pe so�ul ei ? 161 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,701 Pe asta n-o �n�eleg. 162 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,338 Pentru obtur�ri, prefera�i pe �efa sau pe so�ul ei ? 163 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,705 �sta-i un adev�rat mister. 164 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:06,539 Vine unul pentru o treab� �i... Nu, eu vreau �efa. 165 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:11,987 Dac� �n ultimii doi ani a�i mai f�cut �i alte obtur�ri... 166 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,907 Se poate �i gratis ! Nu, vom vedea acum ! 167 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:19,101 - Fir-ar s� fie ! - Bine, lua�i loc. Da. 168 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,101 Frumos ! C�t �mi place ! 169 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:29,506 O atmosfer� extraordinar� care creaz� situa�ia corect� ! 170 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,620 O anume elegant�, predispune clientul. 171 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,542 Eu sunt foarte bine dispus ! 172 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,820 De fapt domni�oar�, s� facem o treab� frumoas�. 173 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,986 V�d c� �efa e ocupat�... 174 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,748 o putem face noi doi ? Vre�i ? 175 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,821 Ce spune�i ? Eu n-am �nc� experien��. 176 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,221 - Cum s� nu ! - �efa nu ar permite a�a ceva ! 177 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,741 E un pic invidioas�. 178 00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:56,329 M� las� s� asist doar �n cazuri excep�ionale. 179 00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:01,468 - Dumneavoastr� sunte�i un caz excep�ional ? - A�a se spune acum ! 180 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:05,337 - Spune�i dumneavoastr�. - Bine. Atunci ar�ta�i-mi ! 181 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,427 - Poftim ? - V� jena�i ? 182 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,427 �n cinci ani de experien��, �ti�i c��i am v�zut ? 183 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,542 Lungi, scur�i, p�tra�i, ascu�i�i, form� de secer�, de ciocan... 184 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:20,939 Secera �i Ciocanul ! Tipul Berlinguer ! 185 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,817 - Chiar �i un cle�te �i o p�lnie ! - Asta va trebui s� o povestesc ! 186 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:29,147 - O p�lnie, chiar c� e ceva... - Deschide�i �i ar�ta�i-mi ! 187 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,500 Bine, dac�-i a�a... 188 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,624 M� scuza�i. 189 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,978 Purcelu�� ! 190 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,782 Ahhh ! V� rog, pute�i s� v� lu�i m�na ? 191 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:28,107 - M� scuza�i dar doare groaznic ! - �i trebuie s�-mi pune�i m�na pe picior ? 192 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:32,779 - Pe dvs nu v� doare ? - Adic� ? Vede�i-v� de treburile dvs ! 193 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:37,425 C�nd m� doare, numai pot g�ndi, nu mai �n�eleg nimic ! 194 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:41,144 Dac� a�i �ti prin ce a trebuit s� treac� nevast�-mea din cauza mea ! 195 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,987 A stat toat� noaptea treaz� ! 196 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:49,137 Apoi m-am dus la soacr�-mea care s-a sacrificat pentru fata ei. 197 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:54,183 Am �inut-o treaz� p�n� la 6. La v�rst� a�a se mai pliaz�. 198 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,900 - Biata de ea ! - Apoi m-am dus la camerist�. 199 00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:57,798 - Chiar a�a ! - Da. 200 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,826 - D-ta n-ai ru�ine ! - N-am putut face mai mult. 201 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,781 - M-am dus �i �n gr�din�. - �i acolo ? 202 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,663 Apoi �n sf�r�it... M-am u�urat ! 203 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,429 Trebuie s� m� crezi ! 204 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,667 - Ai ceva rezistent�, d-ta ! - Frigul... 205 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,338 - Chiar a�a... - A trebuit s� intru la loc. Rapid ! 206 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:24,622 M-am �nt�lnit cu portarul care-i un om plin de bun�tate. 207 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:28,025 M-a dus la el �n cas�, iar acolo de la c�ldur�... 208 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:32,506 �i c�teva cuvinte bune, mi-am reg�sit pu�in� lini�te ! 209 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,347 Acum am �n�eles totul. 210 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:40,179 - Ai venit la so�ul �efei. - El mi-a f�cut-o. 211 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:44,302 - Pentru ce cu el... - Pentru a �ncerca o emo�ie diferit� ! 212 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:48,786 Ce glume� e�ti ! Suntem prieteni buni... 213 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,139 suntem chiar rude. 214 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,898 Cred c� un unchi al so�iei mele e �i unchiul lui. 215 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,385 S� spunem c� e o afacere de familie ! 216 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,148 - Da. - So�ia ta, lucreaz� aici ? 217 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,928 - Nu, nu aici. �n alt studio. - La fel ca �sta. 218 00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:05,633 - Da. - Am �n�eles. 219 00:16:05,638 --> 00:16:08,706 So�ia mea m-a �nso�it acum diminea�� p�n� aici. 220 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,866 So�ia ta ? Va adus chiar aici ? 221 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,980 Nu puteam s� conduc, m� durea ! 222 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,226 �tii �i acum... mult ! 223 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,625 Suntem prieteni buni, m� ajut� de multe ori. 224 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,867 - L-am adus chiar �i pe fiul meu. - Fiul t�u ? 225 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,141 - Are 8 ani. Avea nevoie. - Asta-i o mizerie de familie ! 226 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:35,468 - Un copil de 8 ani ! - S�r�cu�ul ! Ce prostie ai f�cut ! 227 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:39,661 I-a f�cut o treab� bun�. I-a pus un �ndreptar. 228 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:43,622 - Un �ndreptar ? - Avea o coroan� deformat�. 229 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,821 Ca s� m� �n�elegi, nu avea nimic drept. 230 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,827 - Am �n�eles. - Seam�n� cu mine. 231 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,861 Sunt chestii ereditare. C�nd n-ai a�a ceva, e degeaba ! 232 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,663 - Trebuie s� te obi�nuie�ti �n timp. - Altfel n-ai ie�ire... 233 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,099 apoi gr�dina, ce... Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 234 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,737 Pare o bestia ! 235 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,699 V� doare ? De ce, de c�te ori te doare, m� prive�ti �n ochi ? 236 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,941 Pentru c� e o treab� insuportabil� ! 237 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,982 E ca un foc care m� arde pe din�untru ! 238 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,170 Trebuie s� m� crezi... 239 00:17:29,171 --> 00:17:31,460 Stai lini�tit sau ��i dau �n cap cu statuia asta ! 240 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,546 Trebuie s� m� crezi. 241 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,502 Uneori �mi vine s-o scot cu m�inile mele ! 242 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,825 - Sl�be�te-m� ! - Da, da ! 243 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:46,659 O smulgere, ultimul urlet de durere, �i apoi lini�te ! 244 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,782 Poate ar fi mai bine �n cazul t�u. De fapt, ce ��i trebuie ? 245 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:56,027 - Portarul, chestiile... E mai bine. - De ce ? Tu nu e�ti de acord ? 246 00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:00,028 �n ceea ce m� prive�te e bine a�a cum e. 247 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,584 Tu vorbe�ti a�a pentru c� chestia ta, nu e a�a de inflamat� ca a mea. 248 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,383 - Se vede ! - E ro�ie toat�... 249 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:12,867 - Vrei s� o vezi ? - Ce ? Vrei s� termini cu povestea asta ? 250 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,867 "Vrei s� o vezi, vrei s� o atingi" ? �mi atingi genunchiul ! Ajunge ! 251 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,424 - �n�eleg ce faci... - Mi-e sc�rb� ! 252 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,984 �i apoi, cu un tip ca tine... Totul e ciudat ! 253 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:27,068 Fiul, nepotul, soacr�... ��i reamintesc c�... 254 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:32,018 Sunt sigur c� dac� m� atingi, �mi pierd cump�tul ! 255 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:36,267 Am �n�eles asta, de la �nceput ! Stai lini�tit la locul t�u ! 256 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,143 Ai un pic de civiliza�ie ! Stai lini�tit ! 257 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,147 - V� doare ? - Vede�i-v� de treburile voastre ! 258 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,704 Noi suntem aici din motive diferite, din ce am �n�eles ! 259 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:51,903 - Fiecare pentru altceva. - Vino aici, ce stai �n picioare ? 260 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,989 - Voi sta aici. - De ce faci asta ? Hai s� vorbim pu�in ! 261 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,668 Unicul lucru care m� lini�te�te... 262 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,019 e ideea c� voi sta pe canapeaua aia frumoas�... 263 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,788 - Tu o faci pe canapea ? - Tu, nu ? 264 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:09,822 Cum sunt acum, merge �i pe jos ! Doi ani de izolare ! 265 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,782 - �n�eleg. - Dar �in�nd cont c� am coroana ie�it�... 266 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:18,857 - Credeam c� �n pat ar fi mai bine. E o canapea reglabil�... 267 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,424 �i apoi, aia e un �nger ! 268 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,508 - �efa ? - De fapt eu �l prefer pe so�ul ei... 269 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,019 - Asta am �n�eles deja ! - De fapt, �i tu... V� enerva�i iar 270 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,947 - Bravo. E bun� ? - Nu spune astfel de vulgarit��i. 271 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,060 - Eu ? - De ce m� �ntrebi dac� e bun� ? 272 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,306 Pe mine m� intereseaz� doar m�inile acelei femei ! 273 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,227 - �i restul ? - Numai m�inile ! 274 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,625 Acele m�ini delicate, diafane, transparente, marmoreene ! 275 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,183 �l Giambologna ! 276 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,868 Ce faci cu m�inile astea de Bologna ? 277 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,379 Mie �mi aduc alinare, pentru c� la mine e o cavern� ! 278 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:58,581 E totul distrus ! Vrei s� vezi ? 279 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,513 - Iar �ncepem ? - Am �n�eles. 280 00:20:00,514 --> 00:20:01,514 Exagerezi ! 281 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,622 - S� termin�m ! - Nu... 282 00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:04,623 Deja �i-am zis c� avem treburi diferite ! 283 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:09,059 Am �n�eles c� �i-e sc�rb� de chestiile astea ! 284 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,987 Dar apoi... zac zac ! 285 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,146 - �i gata ? - Gata. 286 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,580 Dup� toate preg�tirile astea, "m�ini delicate, Gianburrasca"... 287 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:23,304 - �i apoi: "zac zac", precum iepurii ? - �la-i doar �nceputul ! 288 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,819 - Poftim ? - �nceputul amor�elii ! 289 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,100 - Ce ? Cum a�a ? - Ca s� nu auzi ? 290 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:34,062 - De ce, tu vrei s� auzi ? - �i atunci pentru ce-am venit eu aici ? 291 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,624 Tu nu �tii ce vrei, �n schimb e�ti un masochist ! 292 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,582 Sfinte D-zeule ! Ahh ! Am �n�eles... 293 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,542 - Al t�u, e devitalizat. - Nu, e �n plin� form� ! 294 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,548 - A�a c� vreau s�-l salvez, s�-l, conserv. - Tu, de ce nu vrei ? 295 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:55,061 Las-o balt� ! Sunt 3 ani, de c�nd am �ncercat �n toate modurile ! 296 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,421 - Nimic ! - Mi-ajunge ! Acum plec ! 297 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:03,187 Ahhh ! 298 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,191 - Scoate-o ! - Scoate-o... 299 00:21:06,592 --> 00:21:07,192 Trebuie s� o scot de acolo. 300 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,904 - Din nou ! - Scoate totul ! O fac la to�i ! 301 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:16,465 Rupe-o pe ea, care �i-a f�cut deja o cavern�... 302 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,138 e plin� de puroi �i miroase ur�t ! Tu �i t�rfa de nevast�-ta ! 303 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,554 - So�ia mea ? - Da. 304 00:21:21,555 --> 00:21:23,838 - Ascult�, tu... - Nu-�i mai mi�ca m�inile ! 305 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:27,745 Nevast�-ta o freac� la Bologna, �n timp ce tu o faci cu portarii... 306 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,225 - �i mergi �n gr�din� cu Gianburrasca ! - Sunt un inginer ! 307 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:37,066 E o familie de rahat ! Aduci aici �i copila�ul de 8 ani... 308 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:40,380 - V� rog s� lua�i loc. - Nu mul�umesc. Stau bine a�a. 309 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,899 A�teapt� s� scap de asta ! Ia-o pe a lui ! Haide ! 310 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,860 Cobor��i b�ie�i. Am ajuns la Roma. 311 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,458 Ajut�-m�, Raffaele. 312 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,819 Ce faci, cretinule ? Ajut�-m� cu grupul ! 313 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,384 Alinia�i-v� �n coloana din dreapta ! 314 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,626 Raffaele. Raffaele ! 315 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,581 �n spatele fiicei lui Maria. F�r� s� o atinge�i ! 316 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,541 - Ei m� ating ! - Haide�i ! Lmediat ! 317 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,104 - Vre�i s� c�nta�i, copila�i ? - Da ! 318 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,819 Pasquale ! 319 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,225 Vorbe�te �n dialect. 320 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,260 - N-am �n�eles nimic. - Pasquale, fiul lui Ricardo. 321 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,380 Vorbe�te �n dialect 322 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,977 ��i aminte�ti de mine ? 323 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:49,419 Eu am ajuns preot, dar tu ? 324 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:54,020 Ai r�mas acela�i, nu te-ai schimbat. Te-ai �ngr�at ! 325 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,266 �i p�rul ? 326 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,302 A r�mas la fel ! Noi 2 ne jucam cu mingea ! 327 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,944 Vorbe�te �n dialect 328 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,027 Ah, acum �mi amintesc ! 329 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,981 - Don Peppino ? - Don Peppino ! Nenorocitule ! 330 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,858 Nu te recunoscusem. 331 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,706 �mi face o adev�rat� pl�cere ! Fir-ar al dracului ! 332 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:49,225 - P�rinte, te a�tept�m ! - Pleci �n pelerinaj ? 333 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:53,581 Da. Rafaele m� cheam�, trebuie s� ajung la acel grup. 334 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,302 - Ciao. - Ciao, ne mai vedem. 335 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,580 - Toate cele bune. - Mul�umesc. Numai bine. 336 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,467 Stai lini�tit. Am g�sit un amic din copil�rie. 337 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,508 Dobitoc blestemat ! Cine dracu s�-l cunoasc� ! 338 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:11,219 Alo ? F�ce�i-mi leg�tura. 339 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,306 Tu e�ti ? Spune-mi, unde stai ? 340 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,827 Ai terminat deja ? 341 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,463 �i-am g�sit de lucru. 342 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,580 Un loc la gard� comunal�. 343 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,101 Trebuie s� cumperi o carte de ornitologie. 344 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,060 Nu de ornitologie, o carte despre p�s�ri. 345 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,743 Nu fi vulgar ! Nu-�i f� griji, m� ocup eu. 346 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:41,305 M�ine diminea�� trebuie s� dai examen �n fa�a comisiei. 347 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,624 Foarte bine, la revedere. 348 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,700 Bun� diminea�a. 349 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,306 Am preferat s� amestec pescuitul cu v�n�toarea ! 350 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,978 Nu �tiam... o prad� normal�, una mic�, sau una mare... 351 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:07,864 de exemplu un elefant. Ai v�zut acvila ? "Vom �nvinge !" 352 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,787 - Nu te da spiritual, a�eaz�-te ! - Bine. 353 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,094 - M-a trimis v�rul meu, Gaetano. - Cine ? 354 00:25:13,395 --> 00:25:15,996 - V�rul meu Gaetano. - Nu cunosc nici-un Gaetano. 355 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,819 Nu o �ti�i pe d-na Branzoletti ? 356 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,066 Nu, eu �i �in locul d-nei Branzolefti. 357 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,465 - Bine, e acela�i lucru... - �i ur�sc pe cei cu recomand�ri ! 358 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:31,427 - Bine. - Apoi, noile dispozi�ii ale legii... 359 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:36,748 pentru a deveni paznic, trebuie s� r�spunzi la un chestionar de ornitologie. 360 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,179 Trebuie s�-�i evaluez cuno�tin�ele despre fauna ce trebuie salvat�. 361 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,902 Da, deci hainele... 362 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,780 ai 10 secunde s�-mi spui c�rei specie, subspecie �i familie... 363 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,980 apar�ine acest exemplar, �i cum se nume�te. 364 00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,900 - Stai calm cu m�inile ! R�spunde. - V�d doar curul p�s�rii ! 365 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,988 - Coad�. L�ng� coad� e... - Vreau s� te ajut. 366 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:09,221 - Pare a fi unul sedentar. - A�a e. Asta-i important. 367 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,619 "Sedentar" vre�i s� spune�i c� porumbelul care intr� �n �nc�pere... 368 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,867 Nu. Vine pe coridor din buc�t�rie... E o pas�re domestic�. 369 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,782 L�sa�i. 370 00:26:19,783 --> 00:26:22,903 - Nu-mi pute�i ar�ta �i fa�a lui ? - Nu. 371 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,087 - Acea. - Nu. 372 00:26:25,088 --> 00:26:28,250 �n zona noastr�, vedem multe p�s�ri. 373 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,503 - Ochii, ciocul, coada... - Spune-mi cum se nume�te ! 374 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:39,061 Pas�rea preotului. "Uccellus Pretorum". Ca o glum�. 375 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:44,137 E o pas�re din subspecia din "pidocchiamentus maialorum". 376 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,748 - M� ocup�m �i de porci, c�nd... - Ai gre�it. 377 00:26:46,749 --> 00:26:47,349 Da. 378 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:52,827 E vorba de un "canar argintiu. - Italicus telorentis". 379 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,061 De Laurentiis, Dinus. Din familia migratoare ! 380 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,947 Se duc �n America, apoi la Londra �i revin �n Italia... 381 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,346 - Nu. D-n�, v� rog... - Spune�i-mi, domni�oar� ! 382 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,902 Domni�oar�, ajuta�i-m�, am familie. 383 00:27:05,903 --> 00:27:08,826 �mi pune�i at�tea �ntreb�ri, c� m� doare capul. 384 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,908 - Trebuie s� lucrez. Nu �n�eleg... - Bine. 385 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,908 - V� dau ultima posibilitate. - Mul�umesc. 386 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,905 Aceste dou� p�s�ri mici, sunt din specia �i subspecia... 387 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,306 dar din familii diferite. �n 20 secunde, s�-mi spui cum se numesc. 388 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,903 - Da, dar se pare c�... - Nu v�d de coad� ! 389 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,066 Una are o inflama�ie ro�ie sub coad� ! 390 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,082 Trebuie s�-i da�i cu ceva alifie, biata creatur� ! 391 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:38,738 R�spunde ! 392 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,179 - M� scuza�i, nu v�d. - Las�-mi ochelarii. 393 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,025 5 secunde ! 394 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,947 4 secunde... 395 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,064 3 secunde... 396 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,664 - Dar ce face�i ? - C�tile ! Nu aud prea bine... 397 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,985 - 2 secunde ! - O second� ! A�teapt�. 398 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,863 Aceasta e '"altinbeccus alla romanus" ! 399 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:07,784 - Timpul e pe sf�r�ite ! - "lncrociatorus..." 400 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,380 - Timpul s-a terminat. - Bine, bine ! 401 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:17,025 Totul e bine c�nd se termin� cu bine, o m�n� spal� pe... 402 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,778 - A�a. Lua�i loc. - Mul�umesc. Sunte�i dr�gu��. 403 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,343 �ti�i ce salariu voi lua ? M-au promovat ? 404 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,098 - Sunte�i respins. - Poftim ? 405 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,785 Respins ! Am familie d-n�. Trebuie s� m� ajuta�i. 406 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,306 �n ceea ce m� prive�te, pute�i muri de foame. Pleca�i. 407 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,784 Un moment. Cum v� numi�i ? 408 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,384 - V-a�i r�zg�ndit. Sunt acceptat ? - Nu. 409 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,899 Trebuie s� �terg numele t�u, de pe tabel. Cum v� numi�i ? 410 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,187 Gr�bi�i-v�. Ave�i 10 secunde. Nume, prenume �i codul fiscal ! 411 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,945 Ast�zi, pescuitul tonului, nu ofer� mari satisfac�ii... 412 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,938 E�ti un porc ! Un nenorocit ! 413 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,947 Ai �nnebunit ? Elena, trebuie s� m� crezi ! 414 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,734 - Am fost cu Pasquale ! - Cu cine ? 415 00:29:13,735 --> 00:29:14,735 Cu Pasquale, v�rul meu ! 416 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,824 - Am fost la cinema ! - �i ce film a�i v�zut ? 417 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,986 Travolti... Marea Albastr� ! 418 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,146 "Travolti" un destin neprev�zut �n marea albastr� din august ! 419 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:29,740 - De ce te-ai �ntors la dou� ? - Pasquale a vrut s� cin�m ! 420 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,304 Dup� 2 ani de carcer� avea nevoie s� fie pu�in printre oameni ! 421 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,968 - La ce restaurant a�i fost ? - La Trastevere. 422 00:29:35,969 --> 00:29:36,969 La care ? 423 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,339 - Acela faimos, "Boia". - �i ce a�i m�ncat ? 424 00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:41,340 Chestii obi�nuite. 425 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:47,108 - �i le spun acum. - Di antipasto, �l solito affettato. 426 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:52,388 - A�a, �i mai �nainte ? - T�i�ei bolognezi. 427 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:57,020 - �i felul doi ? - Un pui obi�nuit. 428 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,784 Ce parte din pui ? Ce garnitur� avea, �i ce desert ? 429 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,225 Cozonac dulce �i bine copt. S-o l�s�m a�a ! 430 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,227 Nu te apropria, mai �nt�i s�-l verific pe Pasquale. 431 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,988 Cine �tie, c�nd va mai veni ! 432 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,099 R�spund eu ! 433 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,048 - A plecat. - Cine era ? 434 00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:18,049 Nimeni. Crucea Ro�ie ! 435 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,101 Da ! Crucea Ro�ie ! 436 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,306 Dragul meu Pasquale ! Ce-ai p��it la nas ? 437 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,058 - E de la... - Mergem la cinema ? 438 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:34,102 Da. E mai bine ! Sunt doi ani de c�nd n-am mai v�zut un film ! 439 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,778 Nu-�i aminte�ti c� ieri sear� am fost la cinema ? 440 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,502 Am vorbit chiar �i de serviciul de la garaj. 441 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,746 Ahh ! Acum �mi amintesc ! 442 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:49,068 - Am fost la cinema, am vorbit despre garaj. - Ia loc. 443 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,219 Mul�umesc. 444 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,579 Uite a�a. Aud c� a�i f�cut un bairam ! 445 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,063 - O adev�rat� revolt� ! - Chiar a�a ! 446 00:30:59,064 --> 00:31:01,264 Tu m�ncai �i el ciugulea ! 447 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,266 Da. Dar acum... 448 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,948 Deci... Ce film a�i v�zut, ieri sear� ? 449 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,980 "Travolti un destin neprev�zut �n marea albastr� din august !" 450 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:17,422 1974, a durat 19 minute. Ltalia, Technicolor, Panavision, stereo. 451 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,422 - Vrei s� �tii �i subtitlul ? - Nu e nevoie, mul�umesc. 452 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,661 - A�i m�ncat deja ? - Da. Ne vedem m�ine... 453 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,544 Apropo ! Unde a�i cinat ieri sear� ? 454 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:35,145 Unde am fost ? Am fost la restaurant. 455 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,023 Asta �tiu deja. Nu vreau s� gre�esc... 456 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,981 dar am impresia c� vrei s� m� tragi de limb� ! 457 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,226 Tu �tii c� mereu te-am respectat. 458 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,626 Tu ai fost cea. E departe de mine... Mai bine s� ne l�murim ! 459 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:55,505 Mai bine a�a ! Vreau s� �tiu la ce restaurant a�i fost. 460 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,343 Noi doi ? Un moment s�-mi aduc aminte. 461 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,507 - Era o trecere de nivel. - �n restaurant ? 462 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,303 L�ng� restaurant... de fapt, nu era. 463 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,864 Era... am luat o ocazie ! 464 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,868 Nu po�i merge la restaurant cu tot felul de h�rburi ! 465 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,822 E un restaurant de granguri. 466 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,464 Au cu to�ii ochelari speciali. Nu, nici m�car de �ia. 467 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,741 Mi-e a�a de cald ! Am o m�nc�rime pe spate ! 468 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,866 Sabia... cu un topor... Nu-mi amintesc... 469 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,985 "Boia", la Trastevere ! 470 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,659 - "Boia", la Trastevere ! - �i ce a�i m�ncat ? 471 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,600 - L'antipasto. - L'antipasto. 472 00:32:41,601 --> 00:32:42,601 Tu s� taci ! 473 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,427 - Eu trebuia s� o spun ! - De care ? 474 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,939 �unc� cu pepene galben ? Alta n-aveau ! 475 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,665 Era �n schimb... ne-am sp�lat pe m�ini pentru c� era ceva elegant ! 476 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:58,305 Chiar �i din�ii ! ��i dau o periu��, e o nebunie ! 477 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,018 ��i dau periu��, pasta e proasp�t�... 478 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,186 Am m�ncat "afrettato", pentru c� acolo, oamenii... 479 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:10,747 fac rezervare cu o lun� �nainte ! Salam �i �unc� feliat� ! 480 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,782 - Felii de salam cu �unc�. - �i la �nceput ? 481 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:19,380 Mai �nt�i am m�ncat felul �nt�i, �i apoi... 482 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,068 Nu-mi mai amintesc. 483 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:30,137 S-a �nt�mplat o nenorocire: osp�tarul �i-a t�iat un deget. 484 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,977 M�na, tot bra�ul... 485 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,339 Era mult s�nge ! Avea un cu�itoi uite at�t ! 486 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,460 Clien�ii pl�ngeau: "bietul am�r�t" avea familie !" 487 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:45,304 L-am dus la spital, c� nu erau ambulan�e ! 488 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,422 Apoi l-au operat la amigdale, i le-au t�iat... 489 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:54,941 T�i�eii ! Pentru c�... 490 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,827 - T�i�ei. - �i felul doi ? 491 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,505 - M� interoghezi, Marisa ! - Da. 492 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,303 Trebuie s�-mi amintesc a�a pe loc. E a�a de cald aici ! 493 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,422 Felul doi... Din�ii o l�s�m pe alt� dat�... 494 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,779 Trebuie s� m� sp�l pe din�i la trei minute, sunt obligat. 495 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:19,387 - Apoi am m�ncat puiul. - �i so�ul meu ? 496 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:24,105 So�ul t�u, a luat... avionul. 497 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:30,145 A�teapt�. A luat avionul pentru c� patronul e pilot la 'Alitalia. 498 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,343 - �i-ar�t eu avion... - Ce a m�ncat din pui ? 499 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:40,298 - Ce ai m�ncat din pui ? - Nu fi ironic ! 500 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,945 - Aripi. Tu. Lar el ? - Motorul, din prima. 501 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:49,426 - Motorul... pulpa. - Am zis "motorul", pentru c�... 502 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,428 - �i la garnitur� ? - S� termin�m dac� nu te superi ! 503 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,586 Trebuie s�-mi reamintesc, nu-mi st� totul pe limb�. 504 00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:00,702 - Ce s�-mi aminte�ti ? - Trebuie s�-mi amintesc... 505 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,185 amintirile, le aveam, dar s-au dus toate... 506 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,980 Da, a�a am crezut �i eu, de c�nd era copil... 507 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,544 Se juca cu feti�ele, afurisitul ! 508 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,821 Da, �sta-i un local frecventat de homosexuali... 509 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,664 au intrat doi... de fapt o ga�c� �ntreag� ! 510 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,264 Au intrat �n local, �i... chimen dulce. 511 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,865 Chimen dulce, poponari... eu vreau... chimen dulce ! 512 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,140 - Mai bine c� eu.. - Vrei dulce ? 513 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,499 Dulce, adic� ceea ce... ne-au dat... 514 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,504 uite, eu sunt dr�gu� �i amabil s� nu exager�m... 515 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,104 c� atunci m� pierd cu firea ! 516 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,585 Da. Ei fac tort, �i-l decoreaz� manual. 517 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,700 Patroana e o fost� croitoreas� din Firenze. 518 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,105 Marisa, nu te �nfuria. Trebuie s�-mi amintesc... 519 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:02,461 Am decojit... Ah da ! Acum, mi-am amintit ! 520 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:07,617 Patronul avea pulpe pr�jite. 521 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:13,187 - Crude. Poftim ? - Nu, era un tort de la mare... 522 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,029 Au pus �i scoici pe tort. 523 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:22,302 Scoicile din marmur�, nu, din mare. Marea �i marmora se aseam�n�. 524 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,228 Tipul acela sub�ire �i fin... �ntre timp scoicile... 525 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:31,627 Mor�ii m�tii ! Blestematule, m-ai b�gat �n beleaua asta ! 526 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,298 Nu vroiam tortul, �i-am �i spus asta. 527 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,865 Oh ! Tot pe�tele �la care iese la suprafa��... 528 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,461 cu tort de piele de pui ! �i pe�tii care erau �n tort... 529 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,787 to�i clien�ii intra�i, erau ni�te poponari... 530 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,868 chiar �i proprietarul era, cel mai mare g�ozar. 531 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,300 Nenorocitule ! Sunt 4 ore de c�nd vorbesc de m�ncare, de t�i�ei... 532 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,580 de pulpe de aripi �i motoare, iar eu mor de foame ! 533 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,986 N-am m�ncat de dou� zile ! Mie foame ! 534 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,624 - Ce faci ? - Nu m� �ntrerupe ! 535 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,025 Mie foame. Nu m� atinge. 536 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,580 Veni�i d-soar� Felicita, sprijini�i-v� de mine. 537 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,148 - Radames. - Poftim ? 538 00:37:46,149 --> 00:37:46,949 Dar... 539 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:52,700 - D-�oar� Felicita ? Da. - Trebuia s� o fi v�zut mai demult... 540 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,980 acum e cam b�tr�n�, dar atunci... 541 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,385 B�tr�n� e... 542 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,547 - La ce or� ne vedem m�ine ? - �mi pute�i face o favoare ? 543 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:08,105 - Desigur, spune�i. - Supapa, ast�zi nu a mers bine. 544 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:11,937 Eu n-am atins nimic, locuiesc jos la 127 ! 545 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,345 Nu vorbeam cu tine ! Cu supapa ! 546 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,143 - Ah ! �i atunci ? - Vreau s� merg acas�. 547 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,340 R�m�i aici la mine �n noaptea asta ? 548 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,460 Cu drag� inim� dar nu pot. Am o treab� important�... 549 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,285 - ��i dau 10.000 de lire. - Nu pot. Trebuie s� merg la cin�. 550 00:38:28,286 --> 00:38:29,986 ��i dau �i cina mea. 551 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,859 - V� spun c� nu pot. - Spune-mi pentru D-zeu... 552 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,824 c� so�ia mea a adus ! O p�ine proasp�t� numai bun�... 553 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,669 - Nu pot. - Toc�ni�� cu sos �i �elin�, �i cu... 554 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:48,988 - Nu pot. - �i t�i�ei cu �unculi�e. 555 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,580 - Are �i trufe ? - Desigur. 556 00:38:50,581 --> 00:38:51,681 Nu ! 557 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,663 Numai plec. R�m�n aici. Ce trebuie s� fac ? 558 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,264 Astea sunt cheile. M�n�nc� tot ! 559 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,842 V� reamintesc, �ine�i ochii tot timpul deschi�i. 560 00:39:00,843 --> 00:39:02,900 Nu-�i f� griji. 561 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,581 - Aici e nevoie de... - Ciao, Radames. 562 00:39:04,882 --> 00:39:07,020 - Ciao, Pasquale. - Aten�ie la "supap�" ! 563 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:10,545 Ne vedem m�ine ! Ciao. 564 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,140 La dracu ! Radames se men�ine bine ! 565 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,780 �i supapa aia nu func�ioneaz� ! 566 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,659 Prea multe haine ! 567 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,382 D-�oar� ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 568 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,420 - Un incident ? - Sunt at�t de nefericit� ! 569 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:41,497 - Oh, d-le ! - Nu face�i asta. Sta�i lini�tit� ! 570 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,825 Cobor��i. Veni�i. 571 00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:00,183 - Lini�ti�i-v�, lua�i loc. - Mul�umesc. 572 00:41:00,384 --> 00:41:01,484 Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 573 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,897 Nu m� crede�i o proast�, dar sunt tare nefericit� ! 574 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:13,142 Din cauza fra�ilor mei. Sunt zece imbecili. 575 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:17,182 Egoi�ti, retrograzi, �ovini�ti ! 576 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:21,029 - Sunt str�ini ? - Nu, sicilieni ! 577 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,102 - Spun, c� eu �i provoc. - Adic�, cum ? 578 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,868 Spun c� sunt o mizerie ! 579 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:36,421 S� nu exager�m ! Dvs sunte�i dr�gu�� ! 580 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,820 �i d-ta e�ti ca ei. 581 00:41:37,821 --> 00:41:42,186 Sunt un tip cu experien��, �i fac diferen�a. 582 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:46,945 Bine ! Mie �mi plac astfel de b�rba�i. 583 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:52,222 Crezi c� e vina mea, dac� toate �mi ies afar� ? 584 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,860 - Nu, e vina rochiei. - Vi se par provocatoare ? 585 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,907 - Nu. E ceva normal... - Bravo ! 586 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,820 Cum g�si�i acest pulover ? 587 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,268 - Din l�n�. - Da, dar e natural ? 588 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:22,260 - Foarte ! - Vreau �i o alt� p�rere. 589 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,349 �n vara asta mi-au f�cut scandal c� am purtat bikini. 590 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:32,423 Chiar a�a ? Atunci �tia sunt chiar retrograzi ! 591 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,826 - Am r�mas la tango ? - Tanga era prea de tot. 592 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,825 Nu vi se par inocent� ? Eh ? 593 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,542 Ehhhh ! 594 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:55,027 Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 595 00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:00,947 Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? Cred c� iar e supapa aia. 596 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,902 - Nimic. - �tii c� e�ti simpatic ? 597 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,703 Nu ca brutele alea care se g�ndesc numai la chestii oribile ! 598 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,025 Chiar a�a, eu nu g�ndesc. 599 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,982 V� pot ar�ta ce am aici chiar sub s�ni. 600 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,907 - Nu ! - E prea mult. 601 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,703 Prea mult ce ? E prea cald aici, prea... frig. 602 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,059 Mie mi-e a�a de cald ! 603 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:30,705 Trebuie s� fie de la c�ldur�, e cald, frig, sus, jos... 604 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,104 Numai �n�eleg nimic ! 605 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,663 Ah ! 606 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,305 - Sf�nt� Fecioar�, ajut�-m� ! - Acum m� simt mai r�corit� ! 607 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,227 �n schimb, eu m� simt r�u, se �nv�rte totul cu mine. 608 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:49,342 - Pot s� v� spun un secret ? - Chiar �i dou� ! 609 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:55,180 A� vrea s� le fac �n ciud�, fra�ilor mei. 610 00:43:55,320 --> 00:44:00,383 - Ce ? - Ei fac a�a, ca s� r�m�n virgin�. 611 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:04,786 Iar chestiile astea ? 612 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:09,345 Uite ! Dac� m� �nfurii pe ei... 613 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,149 - Vreau s� numai fiu ! - Ce ? 614 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:13,350 Virgin� ! 615 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,746 - Sunt bolnav, am ulcer. - Ah ! 616 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,319 - �tii cu cine o voi face ? - Nu. 617 00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:28,130 Chiar cu unul ca tine ! 618 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,305 A�a dr�gu� �i amabil. 619 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,504 Acum nu v� ur��i fra�ii ? 620 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:44,906 - Nu a�a de mult. - �i cum e ? 621 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:49,101 Oamenii �tia au �nc� mentalit��i de troglodi�i ! 622 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,743 G�ndesc arhaic ! 623 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,702 Sunt prea egoi�ti, "�ovini�ti": �i... 624 00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:00,789 Cum se poate ? Oamenii �tia chiar sunt dezgust�tori ! 625 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,900 - Ai dreptate. - Trebuie s�-i ur�ti. Acum �i ur�ti ? 626 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:08,340 - �i ur�sc. A�a m� �nfurie ! - S�-i ur�m �mpreun� ! 627 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,507 S� facem o chestie comun� ! D-�oar� nu pot s� o fac ! 628 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,268 - Rezisten�a are �i ea o limit� ! - Carmela ! Cine e ? 629 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:20,827 - Unde e�ti ? Cine e ? - Doamne ! Sunt fra�ii mei ! 630 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,985 �i voi �nfrunta. 631 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,422 Carmela ! Unde e�ti ? 632 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:42,108 Giratufto ! Doamne, Sf�nta fecioar� ! 633 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,906 Te-ai ascuns ? 634 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,823 Carmela ! 635 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,948 Unde te-ai ascuns ? 636 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,948 Dac� te g�sesc... ! 637 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,497 Le�i afar�, Carmela ! 638 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,623 Carmela ! 639 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,542 Carmela ! 640 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,945 Oh ! Carmelina ! 641 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:29,938 E prima dat� �n istorie c�nd un mecanic distruge 92 de ma�ini ! 642 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:34,460 - 93, a distrus-o �i pe a ta. - Asta chiar c� m-a dat gata ! 643 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,700 Ce situa�ie ! Am f�cut-o fiart� ! 644 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,748 Fata e de vin� ! N-am mai v�zut a�a ceva ! 645 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,781 Avea doi ochi care p�reau dou� faruri. 646 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,981 - Dou� picioare ca ni�te anvelope americane. �i ce fund ! 647 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,143 - Curul era bun ? - Eh ? 648 00:47:51,144 --> 00:47:52,244 Curul era bun ? 649 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,780 Prive�te �n fat� ! 650 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,143 Ce transpira�ie ! 651 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:10,341 Aici e un bar, unde e nevoie de un osp�tar. 652 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:15,543 - Aici mai e un loc, la cimitir. - Mai las�-m� ! De ce la cimitir ? 653 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:20,265 E un post de ajutor de gr�dinar ! Alege�i ce-�i place ! Ai �n�eles ? 654 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,227 - Pot s� aleg ? - Da. 655 00:48:21,228 --> 00:48:22,228 Aleg asta. 656 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,505 - O s� i-au eu autovehicolul. - La ce or� vi s� m� iei ? 657 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,427 2, 20, 2, 25... 4, 45... 658 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:33,587 - Nu. Vei ie�i la dou�. �i dac� nu vin ? - ��i sparg capul ! 659 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:36,382 - Perfect. - Ciao. Ciao. 660 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,345 Te-ai mai �n�elat vreodat� ? Atunci, i-a �i bea ! 661 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,383 Tot. 662 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,866 �i acum, pl�te�te-mi 3.200 lire. 663 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,141 - �i restul ? - �i-l voi da m�ine. 664 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,864 - �nc� nu e�ti gata ? - Ba da. 665 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:12,065 Aminte�te-�i c� m� numesc Salvatore Gargiulo... 666 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,624 - �i dac� gre�e�ti ceva, ��i rup... - Am �n�eles deja, mul�umesc. 667 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,740 - Osp�tar ! - Da ? 668 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,985 - Am sosit. - Osp�tar. Am venit. 669 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,664 - Am g�sit o musc� �n b�utur�. - O musc� ? 670 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,345 �mi pare r�u. 671 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,703 L-am sp�lat �n diminea�a asta ! 672 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,463 Uita�i. E deja �necat�. 673 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,625 N-ai �n�eles ! Vrem alt�. 674 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,872 - Alta ? - Sigur. Gr�be�te-te ! 675 00:50:25,873 --> 00:50:27,173 Un moment. 676 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,305 Lat� ! Am luat-o din zbor ! Zbura de pe cap ! 677 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,908 Iat� ! 678 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,306 V-am servit. 679 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,545 Dup� tine, care ar trebui s� fie raportul dintre noi ? 680 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:54,504 Ceva special. Nu cel obi�nuit �i banal. 681 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:58,861 Cer de la partenerul meu ceva special... 682 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,709 - Dori�i ceva ? - O cafea. Cu un pic de umor. 683 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,059 Ceva divers, mai special... 684 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,739 mai extraordinar, mai fantastic, mai surprinz�tor ! 685 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,144 - O cafea cu mult umor. - Cu ce ? 686 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,419 Cu umor. 687 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,022 S-a terminat. E bine dac� o amestec cu Fernet ? 688 00:51:20,023 --> 00:51:22,065 Da. 689 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:25,858 - Ceea ce �mi ceri, e o utopie. - E o utopie ? 690 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,980 - S� pretinzi c� o femeie... - Cafea corect�. 691 00:51:28,981 --> 00:51:29,981 Corect� ? 692 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,300 - Dvs a�i comandat. - Eu am cerut o cafea normal�. 693 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,546 - �i cu asta ce fac ? - Bea-o d-ta. 694 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,572 - Sunte�i toscan ? - Se vede ? 695 00:51:46,973 --> 00:51:48,636 �ia nu-l vorbesc pe papa de r�u ? 696 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,450 - ��i trebuie altceva ! - Scuze. Asta e normal� ? 697 00:51:52,451 --> 00:51:53,151 Da. 698 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:58,547 Cu o utopie. Numai cu o utopie se pot crea numite iluzii. 699 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,982 O cafea cu o utopie. 700 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,179 Cu ce ? 701 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,586 Vrem un joc utopic. 702 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:16,468 - Nu cumva gre�e�ti ? - Nu vre�i s-o facem normal ? 703 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,826 Pentru mine, mi-e egal. 704 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,464 �tii cum v�d eu, raportul dintre noi ? 705 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,661 Ca o cafea. Nu prea obi�nuit�, dar rece, �nghe�at� ! 706 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:46,825 - O cafea rece ghea��. - ��i aminte�ti cum m� numesc ? 707 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,162 Gennaro Gargiulo �i dac� gre�esc cu ceva... 708 00:52:49,163 --> 00:52:50,538 Bravo ! 709 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,137 Vrem una rece. 710 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,426 Chiar dac� tu numai e�ti cel de odinioar�. 711 00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,906 Rece. A�a ! "Rece" e corect. 712 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,664 �n orice femeie zace o dragoste arz�toare... 713 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:17,782 - Rece e bine. - Ce tot spui ? Fierbinte �i dulce ! 714 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,586 Iat� cum v�d eu o �nt�lnire, o pasiune... 715 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:33,939 Trebuie s� �tii, c� nu sunt un tip care face mult tam-tam ! 716 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:38,744 Afec�iunea mea pentru tine, e normal�, sigur�, zilnic�. 717 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,987 - E cum spui tu, dar e �i... - Fierbinte �i dulce ! 718 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,180 Nu, amar�. At�t de amar� ! 719 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,540 Ahhh ! 720 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,506 - O cafea at�t de amar�. - De data asta te-ai �n�elat. 721 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:03,140 Nu. Pari a fi un epileptic ! Acu' ce mai faci ? 722 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,864 Gennaro Gargiulo, �i dac� gre�esc ceva... 723 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:15,023 Te credeam mai re�inut, mai disponibil, mai morbid. 724 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:20,177 M� g�ndeam la o iubire romantic� �n ap� de trandafiri ! 725 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:24,029 - �n ap� de trandafiri ? - Da, dulce, foarte dulce ! 726 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,107 - Ba nu, amar�. - Dulce ! 727 00:54:26,108 --> 00:54:27,108 Ba nu, amar� ! 728 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:27,995 - Dulce ! - Amar� ! 729 00:54:28,096 --> 00:54:29,344 Nu pute�i c�dea de acord ? 730 00:54:29,345 --> 00:54:30,745 - Nu ! - Nu ! 731 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,703 Acum e prea t�rziu. 732 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:39,469 E timpul s� bem o cafea �i s� ne lu�m r�mas bun ! 733 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:45,907 - Dar unde e cafea ? - Osp�tar, mai vine cafeaua aia, sau nu ? 734 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,662 Sose�te ! 735 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,421 G�nde�te-te dragostea mea. Putem fi �nc� ferici�i. 736 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,542 - ��i ofer dragostea �i afec�iunea mea. - Numai am nevoie de ele. 737 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,899 Numai ai ? Nu, d-�oar�. Acu e timpul desp�r�irii ! 738 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,225 Lini�te. Asta-i corect, �i asta e corect... 739 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,705 umor, utopia, dulce, amar, frig, c�ldur�... 740 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,547 �i asta e corect ! 741 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,467 - Dar ce faci ? - Crem� bun� de Toscana ! 742 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,739 Una, dou� ! 743 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,383 Ah ! Ce libidinos ! 744 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:24,028 - Ori e�ti cretin, ori te faci ! - A�a m-am n�scut ! 745 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:27,664 �i-am dat toate posibilit��ile �i ai f�cut numai belele ! 746 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:31,543 Vei avea de-a face cu mine. Prive�te. Totul e curat... 747 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:37,141 vei aranja totul �n ordine alfabetic�. 748 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:41,620 - Am vorbit deja cu directorul. - Da. Trebuie s� te faci remarcat. 749 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:46,697 - A�a vei ajunge sus ! - Directorul e de mod� veche. 750 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:51,584 Ur�te sindicali�tii, absenteismul, �i pi��cio�ii ! 751 00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:55,031 - Cum ? - Pi��cio�ii. 752 00:55:55,332 --> 00:55:57,148 Cei care se pi�� prin birou. 753 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,661 Am auzit asta la TV, dar nu e vina lor... 754 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:06,578 - Au o problem� renal� ! - Nu, nu... Pi��cio�ii sunt poponari ! 755 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:11,783 - �n limbaj academic, g�ozari ! - Asta n-o �tiam. 756 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,026 - Directorul �i ur�te pe poponari ! - Desigur. 757 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,027 Cum, tu lucrezi de 4 ani aici �i nu �tii ce e�ti... 758 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,027 - Glumeam ! - N-o f� pe nebunul ! 759 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:25,142 - Mereu faci belele ! - Nu sunt nebun, citesc, �tii ? 760 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,738 Mai ales despre gay, m-am documentat mult. 761 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,623 Se divid �n dou� categorii: masculi �i femele care sunt unisex... 762 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:36,787 �n englez�: "sex-appeal". Pot fi activi, pasivi sau reflexivi. 763 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:41,539 Sunt �i "pediatri" cei care o fac pe femelele. 764 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,820 Cei care se travestesc, "travesti�ii" ! - Da, "c�r�midarii" ! 765 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:49,385 Trebuie s� plec. Dac� telefoneaz� so�ia mea... 766 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,223 spunei c� am cump�rat pantofii pentru m�tu�a Adelina. 767 00:56:52,224 --> 00:56:53,224 - M�tu�a Adelina ? - Da. Ai �n�eles ? 768 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,862 Nu-mi atinge biroul ! 769 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,260 - Eu trebuie s� mai �i lucrez aici. - Ciao. 770 00:56:59,261 --> 00:57:00,261 Ciao. 771 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,102 Ce situa�ie ! 772 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,345 Asta, �mi place. 773 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,570 Alo ! Biroul lui Gaetano Baudafi. 774 00:57:23,571 --> 00:57:24,670 Alo ? Sunt Marisa. 775 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,360 Ciao, sunt Pasquale. �l ajut pe so�ul t�u. 776 00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:29,019 Nu cumva ai pantofii ? 777 00:57:29,022 --> 00:57:32,277 Ba da, sunt aici. Sunt �ntr-o saco��. 778 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,429 Ce num�r sunt ? 779 00:57:33,530 --> 00:57:35,488 Nu �tiu, s� m� uit ? 780 00:57:35,489 --> 00:57:36,533 Da. Uit�-te. 781 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:41,707 M� uit acum. Num�rul... P�i nu scrie. 782 00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:43,113 Tu ce num�r ai ? 783 00:57:43,614 --> 00:57:45,485 Eu ? 42. Pentru ce ? 784 00:57:45,487 --> 00:57:46,904 Te rog, probeaz�-i. 785 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,219 S� probez un pantof de femeie ? 786 00:57:49,220 --> 00:57:50,720 F�-mi pl�cerea asta ! 787 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,178 Un moment. 788 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,664 Scuz�-m�. 789 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:06,294 I-ai �nc�l�at ? Cum sunt ? Ce ? Cum ��i vin ? 790 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:10,000 Str�m�i. Cred c� sunt 37, 38. 791 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,293 Va dura ceva timp p�n� se vor l�rgi ! 792 00:58:11,894 --> 00:58:12,694 Dar de ce ? 793 00:58:12,695 --> 00:58:14,214 Ca s� se l�rgeasc�... 794 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,340 Ce, eu trebuie s� o fac ? 795 00:58:15,342 --> 00:58:17,280 Da. Pe am�ndoi. Ai �n�eles ? 796 00:58:17,281 --> 00:58:19,091 O s�-l pun �i pe cel�lalt. 797 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,907 - D-le director ! - Bun� ziua, d-le director ! 798 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,186 - Bun� ziua, d-le director ! - Bun� ziua. 799 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,901 �i l�rgesc ! Sunt cu 5 numere mai mici ! 800 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:44,624 Cum fac femeile de merg pe tocurile astea ? 801 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:49,982 Merg, f�c�nd mi�c�ri ondulatorii ! 802 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,898 �n anumite situa�ii, devine chiar pl�cut ! 803 00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:01,261 Bun� ziua. Sunt v�rul lui Gaetano. 804 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,068 V�rul s�u veri�oar� ? 805 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:10,218 M�tu�a lui Gaetano... Trebuie s�-i l�rgesc pu�in... 806 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:14,541 - �n biroul meu, nu tolerez poponari. - Dvs sunte�i directorul ? 807 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,700 - Exact. - Atunci s� clarific�m. 808 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,788 Tocmai demonstram c� dac� fac aceast� mi�care... 809 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:25,219 Nu m� intereseaz�. Termin� cu scandalul �sta ! 810 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,426 L�sa�i-m� s� m� explic ! Uite c� a plecat ! 811 00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:32,747 �i se pare ? Trebuia s� m� �mbrac ca un poponar. 812 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,218 Nu se poate. 813 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,946 Trebuia s� r�m�n� cheia la mine ! 814 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,660 D�-mi-o mie. 815 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,179 E din fier. 816 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,223 Noapte bun� la g�leat�. 817 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:29,100 - Iar d-ta ? - Scuze, doar m� uitam dac�... 818 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:33,062 - Aici nu-i nimic de privit. - S� clarific�m. Apa, pantoful... 819 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,146 Pleac�, s�-�i fie ru�ine, m�garule ! 820 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,387 Nu sunt p�g�n merg la slujb� �n fiecare duminic� ! 821 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,278 - Pleac� ! - Trebuie s� �n�elegi... 822 01:00:43,279 --> 01:00:44,679 Pleac� ! 823 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,303 Ahh ! 824 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:54,424 M-a confundat cu un poponar ! Pe mine ! 825 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,066 Ce curent e ! 826 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,977 Erau �n ordine alfabetic�. Gaetano m� va omor� ! 827 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,100 �sta-i un uragan, nu un v�nt ! 828 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:26,546 Trebuie s� cad� totul pe mine ? Dac� mai pic� ceva, pot muri. 829 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:36,662 Nu pot prinde niciuna. 830 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:46,058 - Unde-i porcul �la ? - Filippo, te-ai �ntors ? 831 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:51,581 Da, am descoperit totul ! E�ti �n �ifonier ? Ie�i afar�. 832 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,978 E�ti �n canapea, tic�losule ! 833 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,624 Aici, nu-i nimeni. Nu face chestia asta ! 834 01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:01,739 Sau... 835 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:07,183 Ahh ! Capul meu ! 836 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,813 �n sf�r�it, te-am g�sit ! Vino. 837 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:15,814 - Eu ? - Da. 838 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,619 Vino. 839 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:22,742 - Permite-mi. Scuze. - Am doar 6 buc��i. 840 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,668 - Regret, dac� �tiam aduceam ceva. - �ine�i gura ! 841 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,782 - Ce vrei de la mine ? - Te-am prins �n sf�r�it. 842 01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,680 - Nu, eu eram pe teras�... - Ca s� te ascunzi. 843 01:02:34,681 --> 01:02:35,281 Nu ! 844 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:41,219 Vroiai s� m� �n�eli cu "�sta" ? Ur�t, gras �i chel ! 845 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:45,123 - A vorbit, Alain Delon ! - Filippo, jur c�... 846 01:02:45,124 --> 01:02:46,124 Nu jura. 847 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,864 Ar fi trebuit s� v� omor c�nd v� �mbr��i�a�i !. 848 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,982 - O s�-�i bag asta �n cur. - Mie ? Bag�-i-o ei ! 849 01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:01,500 - Eu ce treab� am ? - Dezbrac�-te ! 850 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:06,020 - Hai, Filippo, te rog ! - Haide, Filippo ! 851 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:10,540 - Dezbrac�-te, sau te voi dezbr�ca mort. - M� dezbrac a�a viu, e mai bine. 852 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,388 - E bine a�a ? - Da. �mbr��i�eaz-o. 853 01:03:23,389 --> 01:03:24,689 - Pe nevast�-ta ? - Da. 854 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,598 - Nu-�i permit ! - A spus nu. 855 01:03:26,599 --> 01:03:27,599 Ia-o �n bra�e ! 856 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:32,224 - Jos m�inile, porcule ! - P�i, ce vrei s� fac ? 857 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:33,925 �mbr��i�a�i-v� ! 858 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:38,420 - Eu o i-au �n bra�e. - R�m�ne�i a�a, nu v� mi�ca�i. 859 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:42,940 Ca s� se constate delictul flagrant, v� �nchid �n�untru... 860 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:47,062 �i chem, carabinierii. 861 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:57,067 Eu chem poli�ia ! 862 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:08,061 Pot s� chem �i pompierii ? La dracu ! Numai mie mi se �nt�mpl� ! 863 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,585 S� �tii c� noi �inem la un lucru. 864 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,905 D-ta, garantezi de moralitatea personalului t�u ? 865 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,020 Personalul nostru e unul... 866 01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,539 care a dat trei cardinali din agen�ia noastr�. 867 01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:32,867 Seriozitate, disciplin�, moralitate absolut�. 868 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:51,305 D-le director, m� scuza�i. Circumstan�ele sunt �n favoarea mea... 869 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:56,059 dar eu nu sunt un poponar. Aici e... 870 01:04:56,200 --> 01:05:02,184 care st�tea �n spatele meu. I-am zis s� se duc� la nevast�-sa. 871 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:05,858 So�ia lui era cea... �n momentul �n care... 872 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,946 M� scuza�i, d-le director, vreau s� l�muresc faptul c�... 873 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,260 La revedere Eminent�. 874 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:22,423 Acum am �n�eles ce fel de oameni ave�i. Bun� ziua. 875 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:31,818 Din fericire am luat rochia de la cur��torie. Pune�i-o. 876 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:36,545 - S� v� fi v�zut �n locul meu ! - Trebuia s� ies gol ? 877 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:39,734 - Ahh ! - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 878 01:05:39,735 --> 01:05:41,135 Ce e, un cui ? 879 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:47,179 - Nu. Dor �intele obi�nuite. - La naiba. Ai o zg�rietur� frumoas�. 880 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:51,302 R�m�i a�a, m� duc s� caut ni�te alcool. 881 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:54,227 Toate mi se �nt�mpl� numai mie. 882 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:04,500 La naiba ! Numai rezist. 883 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,182 Afar� ! 884 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,300 Directore... 885 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,419 Afar� ! 886 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:33,659 - Gaetano. - Nu vreau s� te mai v�d. 887 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:39,181 Ajut�-m�, mi-e r�u. De dou� nop�i dorm pe o b�ncu��. 888 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:44,303 - M�n�nc urzici. Am urticarie ! - Nu pot, m-ai f�cut de ru�ine. 889 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:48,228 - Gaetano, eu m� omor. - Bine ar fi ! 890 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,730 Dar voi scrie la ziare c� a fost din vina ta. 891 01:06:50,731 --> 01:06:52,740 Nu conteaz� ! 892 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,977 D�-mi o ultim� posibilitate, �i apoi plec din via�a ta. 893 01:06:55,978 --> 01:06:56,978 Bine. 894 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,980 - Dar e pentru ultima oar�. - Mul�umesc. 895 01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:06,901 Prea din topor. Prea gras. 896 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,225 Prea murdar. Prea t�mpit. 897 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:14,752 Uite ! Du-te la contesa Esterilde Toro di Siviglia. 898 01:07:14,753 --> 01:07:15,253 - Bine. - Bine. 899 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,422 - Are nevoie de un extra. - Extraterestru ? 900 01:07:17,423 --> 01:07:19,862 - Nu. - Ce extra ? 901 01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:23,268 Un super majordom. Trebuie s�-�i iei un smocking. 902 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,016 - Spune-i c� te-a recomandat Gaetano. - M-a recomandat Gaetano. 903 01:07:25,217 --> 01:07:27,606 �i s� faci tot ce ��i va spune s� faci. 904 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:32,200 - Dac� sunt poponari acolo... - Tot ce vor ei ! Bine. 905 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:37,661 Mul�umesc, Gaetano, e�ti bun, e�ti frumos. Ciao. 906 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:42,783 - Gaetano, �mi dai 11.000 de lire ? - Nu. 907 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:42,627 - S-a terminat. - Ah ! 908 01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:46,139 Maestre Eisenstein, vodka d-tale. 909 01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,259 "Merci. " 910 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:57,659 - De ce nu vine �iganul s� c�nte ? - A �nt�rziat. 911 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,587 - S� merg s� v�d ? - Da. 912 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:11,464 - Bun� seara, marchiz�. - Bun� seara. 913 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,785 - Mul�umesc. - Bl�ni�a v� rog. 914 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:18,105 - Bun� seara, conte. - D�-o jos. Repede. 915 01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,860 Ce faci ? Am cheltuit 80.000 pe ea. 916 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,980 - Ce dore�ti d-ta ? - Eu sunt un extra. 917 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:35,499 Scuze de �nt�rziere, m-a trimis Gaetano. 918 01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:37,212 - �iganul ? - Da, Gaetano. 919 01:09:37,813 --> 01:09:38,213 �iganul, care "danseaz�" ? 920 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:43,700 �i danseaz� ? Mi-a spus s� fac ceva. 921 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:48,027 Ajunge, da�i-mi banii ! 922 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:52,745 Ol� ! �iganul ! E c�nt�re�ul. 923 01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:57,465 Vino, �igane. - Da, m-a trimis Gaetano. 924 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:03,584 - D�-mi haina. - Am dat 80.000 de lire pe ea ! 925 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:10,739 - C�nt�. - Mul�umesc. 926 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,862 Un moment ! Nu sunt un c�nt�re� adev�rat. 927 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:19,187 Sunt "e �mprumut". C�n�i la fel ? C�nt� "La Filumena". 928 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:22,062 Cine-i Filumena ? 929 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:29,188 Asta-i o poveste trist�, d-nelor �i d-soarelor. 930 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:32,904 Un c�ntec anglo-iberic-pugliese... 931 01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:37,022 povestea trist� a Filumenei, so�ia mea. 932 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:40,140 So�ia mea, e veri�oara lui Gaetano. 933 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:44,865 E o poveste similar� cu scenariul din '"Dallas" �i Puglias". 934 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:50,862 Filumena, frumoasa mea... 935 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,980 ce-ai sc�pat din Canosa. 936 01:10:54,820 --> 01:11:00,298 Filumena �n galop s-a mutat din Lucera. 937 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:08,025 Cu tot chinul meu, am c�utat-o �n Salento, 938 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:13,643 �ntr-o noapte ploaie, au v�zut-o, �n Foggia,... 939 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:22,264 Sunt disperat �ns� nu sunt separat. 940 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:26,587 Sunt plin de libido, excitat, �ntristat... 941 01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:30,304 �i �nc� un pic... 942 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:38,420 drogat ! 943 01:11:47,221 --> 01:11:48,163 - Ole ! - Sht ! 944 01:11:48,340 --> 01:11:51,269 Am c�utat doata ziua de ieri 945 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:55,382 chiar �i la carabinieri, 946 01:11:55,820 --> 01:12:01,299 Unde e�ti... Filomena ? Unde e�ti... 947 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:05,422 Cine �tie ! 948 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:11,544 Am c�utat sufletul meu �i la poli�ie. 949 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:18,105 Unde e�ti... Filomena ? Unde e�ti... 950 01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:21,186 Cine �tie ! 951 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:26,098 Am c�utat-o la prietenii mei... 952 01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:30,020 �n birourile din Digos. 953 01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:36,065 Unde e�ti... Filomena ? Ce faci ? 954 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,021 Cine �tie 955 01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:46,499 Poate c� a mers la San Remo. Dar ce dracu' ar face acolo 956 01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:52,021 - Poate e la lacul Comacchio. - Nu cred c� ar face nici un rahat. 957 01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:57,542 Unde e�ti... Filomena ? Unde e�ti... 958 01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:02,868 - Ce face Filumena ? - Dac� nu e la lucru Filumena ! 959 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,980 De ce nu mi-ai spus de la �nceput a�a ? 960 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:11,422 Filumena... 961 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:22,784 este o curv� ! 962 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:25,104 Ce b�d�rani ! 963 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:31,708 Ol� ! 964 01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:21,179 Am o idee mare pentru urm�torul meu film "Corazzata Potemkin. " 965 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:41,578 Domnilor, petrecerea s-a terminat. Noapte bun�. 966 01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:06,568 - Baudafi Pasquale. - Prezent. 967 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:09,122 Matricola 00761. 968 01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:15,345 Presiunea arterial� ? 801120. Reac�ia la Maclega ? 4,75%. 969 01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:18,129 - Reac�ia la Valenrose ? - 16,5. 970 01:15:18,230 --> 01:15:21,589 - Gamma glutamicinei ? - 28 %. 971 01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:25,101 - Fosfa�ii alcalini ? - 0,57 %. 972 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:29,017 - Reac�ii la Kunkeburgman ? - 42,9 alfa positiv. 973 01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:33,062 - Ai luat Cortizon Cloromicetin� ? - Nu, doar metropolitana. 974 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:35,179 Vino. 975 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:44,461 - Bine ! D-le... - Baudaffii Pasquale. 976 01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:49,185 Ai r�spuns la anun�ul postat. Ce p�rere ai ? 977 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:52,904 - Chiar e frumos. - M� refeream la fabric�. 978 01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:55,224 Nemaipomenit� ! Toate acele ma�inu�e ! 979 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:58,739 Cele mai sofisticate crea�i ale ciberneticii. 980 01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:03,465 Dar pentru noi, cel mai mare bun sunt dragii no�tri muncitori. 981 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:06,165 - D-ta ! Te rog, i-a loc. - Mul�umesc. 982 01:16:06,766 --> 01:16:07,366 Hiii ! 983 01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:16,687 - Iat� locul t�u de munc�. - Mul�umesc. 984 01:16:16,688 --> 01:16:18,682 Te rog. Ia loc. 985 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,326 Activ�m. 986 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,373 - Ce culoare e asta ? - Ro�ie. 987 01:16:25,574 --> 01:16:26,374 Bravo. 988 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,200 - �i asta ? - Verde. 989 01:16:30,201 --> 01:16:32,553 Bine... Foarte bine ! 990 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,787 Acum ascult� semnalul. 991 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:40,299 La primul sunet de siren� se aprinde lumina ro�ie. 992 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:44,422 La a doua siren� se aprinde lumina verde. 993 01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:48,269 A treia oar�... �nchide totul. 994 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:51,385 - Asta-i treaba d-tale. - Numai at�t ? 995 01:16:51,386 --> 01:16:52,386 Da. 996 01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:54,110 - E simplu ? - Da. 997 01:16:54,611 --> 01:16:58,766 Mul�umesc, satisfac�ia d-tale, e un premiu pentru noi. 998 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,027 Hiii ! 999 01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:16,060 Ro�u ! 1000 01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:23,258 Nimic. 1001 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:26,380 Ah ! Verde. 1002 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:31,504 Ro�u �i verde. 1003 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:46,060 Un moment, mi-a transpirat nasul. 1004 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,409 - Cum merge ? - Bine. 1005 01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:51,310 E pu�in cam zgomotos, nu ? 1006 01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:54,904 - Un pic, da. - Atunci f�-mi o favoare. 1007 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,522 Ro�u. 1008 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,457 - Dac� nu �i-e prea greu. - Nu ! 1009 01:17:58,458 --> 01:18:00,958 �ntre aceste intervale... 1010 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:05,059 - Verde ! - �ntre un ro�u �i un verde... 1011 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:08,784 s�-mi activezi monitoarele cu litera "q". 1012 01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:12,219 - Adic� cu... - Cel care pulseaz�, "q". Litera ! 1013 01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:16,400 Cu tasta "q" se activeaz�, cu tasta "s"... 1014 01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:20,099 - Se opre�te... - Nu, se dezactiveaz�. Vezi ? 1015 01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:25,223 Cu tasta '"q se activeaz�, cu tasta"s, se dezactiveaz�. 1016 01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:30,343 Asta-i treab� de patru in�i. 1017 01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:33,460 Un moment, vorbesc cu directorul ! 1018 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:34,690 - Clar ? - Da. 1019 01:18:34,691 --> 01:18:36,318 - E simplu ? - Cristal. 1020 01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:41,304 Satisfac�ia d-tale e un premiu pentru noi. 1021 01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:44,420 Piripirip� ! Hiii ! B�ino�ule 1022 01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,577 M-ai f�cut b�inos ? 1023 01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:01,262 Litera "q" ! 1024 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:12,153 Un moment. ! Ap�sam pe "q". 1025 01:19:25,900 --> 01:19:27,188 Litera"q" ! 1026 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:33,264 Verde ! 1027 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:38,994 Unde e ? 1028 01:19:41,495 --> 01:19:42,499 Da ? 1029 01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:47,903 Da ! Gaur� gre�it�. Scuze, am opt g�uri. 1030 01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:51,020 Nu gaur� �n os, opt g�uri �n sistem ! Scuze. 1031 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:57,466 Gaur� gre�ita ! Gaur� re�it� ! 1032 01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:00,979 Scuze nu �tiam. Eram la telefon. 1033 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:09,060 Da. Spunea gaur� gre�ita ! 1034 01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:13,978 Nu e. Nu �tiu unde e. Sunt noul angajat. 1035 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:17,897 N-am timp, sun�-m� alt� dat�. Nenorocirea dracului. 1036 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:23,819 Un moment ! R�spund acum. 1037 01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:31,467 - Cum merge ? - Foarte bine. 1038 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:36,378 - Sunaser� dup� dvs. Am r�spuns eu. - Ai f�cut bine. 1039 01:20:38,420 --> 01:20:43,098 Vino. F�-mi o favoare, dac� m� mai cheam�... 1040 01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:46,511 po�i spune c� doctorul Thomas nu e �n sediu ? 1041 01:20:46,512 --> 01:20:47,512 Aici ? 1042 01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:52,783 - Dac� r�spunzi la telefon, f�-mi o favoare. - Da. 1043 01:20:54,580 --> 01:20:59,058 - Trebuie s� activezi acest circuit "z". - At�t ? 1044 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:02,052 - Vino aici dac� nu te deranjez... - Nu ! 1045 01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:07,117 Aici e o p�rghie. Serve�te la dezactivarea circuitului "z". 1046 01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:09,824 Uite a�a se dezactiveaz� ! 1047 01:21:12,325 --> 01:21:13,373 - E clar ? Da. 1048 01:21:13,380 --> 01:21:15,148 - �nainte de a r�spunde la telefon ? - Da. 1049 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:19,467 - C�nd sun� telefonul vin aici... - �i activezi circuitul "z", apoi... 1050 01:21:20,100 --> 01:21:23,309 �l dezactivez �i apoi zic: Doctorul Thomas nu e �n sediu. 1051 01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:24,317 - E clar ? - Da. 1052 01:21:24,318 --> 01:21:25,518 - E simplu ? - Da. 1053 01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:31,142 Satisfac�ia ta, e un premiu pentru noi. 1054 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:38,064 Hiii ! Hiii ! Piripirip� ! 1055 01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:50,060 Piripiripiri... Hiii... Boh ? 1056 01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:55,659 Ro�u ! 1057 01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:14,659 Ah ! Litera "z" ! 1058 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:22,061 Da ? Doctorul Thomas nu e. 1059 01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:30,259 - Cum merge ? - Foarte bine. 1060 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,882 - A�tepta�i. - Da. 1061 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:37,099 "Z" ! 1062 01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:44,663 - Doctorul Thomas nu e �n sediu. - Bravo, �mi place. Vino. 1063 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:48,741 - Ce e asta ? - �sta ? Un fluier ? 1064 01:22:48,742 --> 01:22:50,642 Un avertizor acustic. 1065 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:53,700 Sufla�i �n el... Te rog ! 1066 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:57,845 - Activezi circuitul "y" - Corect. 1067 01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:00,939 - Dac� nu te superi... - Nu ! 1068 01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:04,034 Aici e m�nerul de dezactivare. 1069 01:23:07,180 --> 01:23:08,859 E clar ? 1070 01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:14,017 Un moment s� recapitul�m. C�nd sun� telefonul... 1071 01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:19,098 Vin aici... activez circuitul "z"... �i �l dezactivez. 1072 01:23:19,099 --> 01:23:19,668 Bravo. 1073 01:23:19,672 --> 01:23:22,127 - Apoi spun: Doctorul Thomas nu e. - Da. 1074 01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:26,142 Apoi vin aici... 1075 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:31,387 - E u�or. - Mul�umesc. Satisfac�ia ta, 1076 01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:34,421 e un premiu pentru noi.. 1077 01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:14,703 Penalizare ! 1078 01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:19,903 Doctorul Thomas nu e �n sediu. 1079 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:30,462 Ro�u. Litera "q". 1080 01:24:33,300 --> 01:24:34,338 Verde. 1081 01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:37,340 1, 2, 3... 8 g�uri. 1082 01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:41,782 Nu e. 1083 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:46,707 ... e un premiu pentru noi.. Penalizarea nu e ! 1084 01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:49,820 Pedeaps�. Arbitru t�mpit. Nu e �n sediu. 1085 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:53,339 Circuitul "z" ! 1086 01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:57,462 - Nu este. - Gaur� gre�it�. 1087 01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:07,705 Gaur� gre�it�.. 1088 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,627 Verde. Ro�u. Premii care... 1089 01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:14,660 Doctorul Thomas nu e �n sediu. 1090 01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:18,782 Capul ! Capul ! 1091 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:22,697 Penalizare ! 11 metri. 1092 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:31,659 Bravo. 1093 01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:36,180 Directore, satisfac�ia ta e cel mai mare premiu al nostru. 1094 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,540 - Ai o m�tur� ? - De ce ? 1095 01:25:39,541 --> 01:25:41,005 E timpul meu liber. 1096 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:44,225 Trebuie s� cur��m aici ! 1097 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:19,660 Ur�sc totul ! Plou� ? 1098 01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:24,067 Pleac� ! 1099 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:52,627 Nerone ! 1100 01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:57,538 Frumosule, vino aici. Unde te duci ? Nu fugi ! 1101 01:26:57,680 --> 01:27:02,708 Nu m� face s� fug, sunt pl�p�nd ! Ce lovitur�. 1102 01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:08,340 Nerone, frumosule vino. 1103 01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:12,462 Nerone, nu fugii. 1104 01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:16,582 Las�-te prins, c��elu� binef�c�tor. 1105 01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:19,109 Binef�c�torule Nerone. 1106 01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:22,107 Ahh ! Blestematule Nerone ! 1107 01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:26,505 Nerone, frumosule vino. 1108 01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:39,901 Nerone ! 1109 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:46,187 Nerone al meu ! Ce fericire te-ai �ntors ! 1110 01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:52,907 Frumosul meu, Nerone ! Dragostea mea, te-ai �ntors. 1111 01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:56,703 Frumosule, �mbr��i�eaz-o pe mama. 1112 01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:01,748 Mul�umesc. 1113 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,659 Frumosule, dragostea mea, te-ai �ntors, �n sf�r�it ! 1114 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:13,578 Cum e�ti ? Ce �i-au f�cut ? 1115 01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:19,704 Ai m�ncat ? De la mama vei m�nca. 1116 01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:22,820 N-am m�ncat niciunul din noi. 1117 01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:26,162 �mi imaginez c� a�i venit pentru recompens�. 1118 01:28:26,163 --> 01:28:28,063 De asta sunt aici. 1119 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:33,463 Eu �mi �n mereu promisiunile ! 1120 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:38,583 A�i f�cut un gest nemaipomenit s�-l aduce�i. 1121 01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:42,304 - Iubitule ! - D-n�, c�t e recompensa ? 1122 01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:44,829 Nu e vorba de bani. 1123 01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:48,737 Cum spune�i. Merg �i cecurile de c�l�torie dac� altceva nu e. 1124 01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:54,261 Nu ! Stai aici dragoste. E ceva mult mai pre�ios. 1125 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:57,984 Nu-mi vorbi�i de bijuterii altfel voi crede c�... 1126 01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:04,104 Zilele trecute eram a�a de trist� c� m-am hot�r�t. 1127 01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:10,224 Cine mi-l va aduce pe Nerone �i voi oferi corpul meu ! 1128 01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:13,227 Nu v� nelini�ti�i nu e nimic. 1129 01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:19,299 Un corp de care... de c�nd a murit so�ul meu... 1130 01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:24,423 - Nici-un alt b�rbat nu l-a mai atins. - �mi dau seama de ce ! 1131 01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:29,756 - Recompensa e de 500.000 de lire ? - Nu ! 1132 01:29:29,757 --> 01:29:31,616 - Mai pu�in. 200.000 ? - Nu ! 1133 01:29:31,622 --> 01:29:36,378 Trebuie s�-mi �in cuv�ntul dat. Veni�i. 1134 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:38,609 - S� spunem 220.000 ? - Nu ! 1135 01:29:38,810 --> 01:29:41,049 - O jum�tate de �unc� ? - Nu ! 1136 01:29:41,053 --> 01:29:44,225 - C�t oferi�i ? - Vino, �i nu-�i va p�rea r�u. 1137 01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:45,990 - D-n�... - Da ? 1138 01:29:45,991 --> 01:29:46,991 Un sufleu ? 1139 01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:57,863 Ah ! Pasquale al meu ! Dar cine e�ti tu ? 1140 01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:02,778 - Unde ai fost at�ta timp ? - La Regina Coeli. 1141 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:07,461 - Ahh ! - Mam� ce greutate ! 1142 01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:30,058 Ciao, Nerone. Mi-am �ndeplinit ruga, de patru ori de fapt ! 1143 01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:33,977 Numai am 20 de ani ! Eram �i nem�ncat. 1144 01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:38,102 Tu te-ai �ntors la casa ta, iar eu plec la a mea. 1145 01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:41,027 - Ciao, Nerone. - Cine e ? 1146 01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:43,159 - Cine sunt ? - Raquel Welch ? 1147 01:30:43,260 --> 01:30:45,939 - Nu, sunt Palmira. - La naiba ! 1148 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:49,859 Cum, Pasquale ? Vrei s� pleci ? 1149 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:54,380 Chiar acum, c�nd pasiunea ta, mi-a reaprins via�a ? 1150 01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:02,502 Vino samuraiul meu nes�tul ! 1151 01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:08,626 Nerone, �tii cum se spune... "Am f�cut 30, facem �i 31 !" 1152 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,139 Palmira ! 1153 01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:25,660 Pasquale, dragostea e ceva minunat ! 1154 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:29,577 - De aici, la infinit ! - Mergem cu p�nzele sus. 1155 01:31:40,513 --> 01:31:43,504 Luciano, mi-ai pl�cut ! Bravo. 1156 01:31:43,940 --> 01:31:49,021 - Noi doi am f�cut tot filmul. - Nu-mi vorbi cu "tu". 1157 01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:52,539 De ce ? N-am f�cut un film frumos, noi doi ? 1158 01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:55,467 �n public, nu-mi vorbe�ti la per-tu. 1159 01:31:55,900 --> 01:31:59,948 �n public ? S� nu-�i vorbesc la per-tu ? Aici nu e nimeni. 1160 01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:02,327 Ar putea trece cineva. 1161 01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:07,340 Dac� o spui pe tonul �sta, atunci a�a voi face. 1162 01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:11,771 - �i cum ai vrea s�-�i spun, Excelent� ? - Domnule doctor. 1163 01:32:12,700 --> 01:32:16,582 Domnule doctor d�-mi o p�rere critic� despre acest film. 1164 01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,100 - Vrei o p�rere critic� ? - Da. 1165 01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:45,223 Gata... 1166 01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:48,500 ... ochi�i... 1167 01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,499 foc ! 1168 01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:06,499 Nu, te rog nu ! 1169 01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:10,460 Yes, Ja, Oui. 1170 01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:15,583 Da, chiar a�a ? Yes, Ja, Oui. ' 1171 01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:21,704 Spune fratele mai mare la fratele mai mic: Haide, idiotule. 1172 01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:24,820 �i r�spunde fratele mai mic la fratele mai mare... 1173 01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:32,543 Haide, imbecilule ! ' 1174 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:37,067 Daca e�ti un idiot, numai tu �tii... 1175 01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:39,987 atunci c�nd unul este prost, de asemenea, �n Peru 1176 01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:43,100 un idiot �n Siracuza �i unul din Timbuktu, 1177 01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:46,220 unul �n mijlocul Piemontului �i unul printre hindu�i." 1178 01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:50,342 Haide, idiotule, Haide, idiotule... 1179 01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:53,459 O yes ! 1180 01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:57,582 Haide, idiotule, Haide, idiotule... 1181 01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:59,699 O yes ! 1182 01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:03,219 Haide, idiotule, Haide, idiotule... 1183 01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:06,340 Vin acum, ce maniere ! 1184 01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:10,462 Nu vei �tii niciodat� ! 97586