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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
the biggest night for any bride,
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besides the wedding,
was the bachelorette party.
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Lashes were curled,
hair was crimped,
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sashes were sashed...
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All to make it a night
that the bride-to-be would never forget.
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Guys, it's so sweet you went
to all this trouble for me.
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Really? 'Cause you said
if we didn't,
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you'd "never forgive us."
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And then you said, "If you're
going to go to the trouble,
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do everything I say."
Still, so sweet.
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We totally went all-out.
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I even packed us a naughty bag
of bachelorette nastiness.
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Check it out,
girlfriend.
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Oh, n-n-n-never!
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Bar, you need to chill.
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All we're doing
is going for a little fondue
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and a lot of karaoke.
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Where there's music,
there's dancing.
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Will there be dancing
in a group setting? Someone tell me.
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What's happening?
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As bridesmaids,
you are legally obligated
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to form
a protective dance wall around the bride-to-be.
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I thought our job was to,
like, catch the bouquet
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and hook up with
a random hot cousin.
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Wrong! Now, everyone fall into
anti-grinding formation.
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Let's practice.
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Hey, I'm a local townie
looking for a good grind.
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Uh-oh. They're playing
"Safety Dance."
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But this is not safe.
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Honestly,
it's going to be fine.
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Then you leave me
no choice.
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Attention!
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I shall throw my own
wild bachelor party.
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Cool.
Really?
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I trust you.
Well, you shouldn't.2
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You should. You're never
gonna do better anyway.
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Agreed.
Time to go tell my best man
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to plan a gnarly
bachelor party
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and also
pick my best man.
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**
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Adam, it's recently
come to my attention
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that I need a best man,
and I've made my choice.
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Naked Rob, right?
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He's the heart and soul
of the JTP.
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No, dummy.
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It's you,
'cause you're my brother
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and you mean
the stupid world to me.
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What?
Stop.
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Don't make this
all weird and tearful.
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I-I just can't help it.
It's just such a wonderful moment for us.
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No! Don't you dare
feel deep emotion,
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'cause then
I'll feel it, too!
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(VOICE BREAKING)
I just...
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I have a brother
who loves me so much.
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It's true.
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We gotta do
man stuff fast.
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We can battle
on my official
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"Over the Top"
arm-wrestling table.
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(VOICE BREAKING) I'm gonna
break all the little bones in your little bird hand.
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Do it. Right now.
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Be Stallone.
Go over the top and pin my arm.
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Oh, no!
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Now we're just holding
hands and staring into each other's teary eyes.
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Your fingers are
so gently entangled in mine.
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It's like you're
my missing puzzle piece!
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I don't know where I stop
and where you begin!
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No!
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If you cry tears of love,
then I'll cry tears of love.
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Oh, no! I hear crying.
I've got my first-aid kit.
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What's wrong?
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Barry asked me
to be his best man!
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Oh, sweet God, no.
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(VOICE BREAKING)
I love this boy.
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(VOICE BREAKING)
I need to hug you both as tight as I can right now.
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Hold me in your arms.
(ADAM CRYING)
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(ALL SOBBING)
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM:
It was December 5th, 1980-something,
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and my mom was
dropping us off at school
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in my dad's crappy old car.
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At least, she was trying to.
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Goldbergs, you're up.
Unlock and unload.
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Mwah, mwah. Go.
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Be the amazing, delicious boys
I birthed you to be.
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Damn it!
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You know this door
doesn't open from the inside.
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You gotta get out
and open it.
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Goldberg, Goldfarb,
let's hurry it up.
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Damn it, just get out
on Adam's side.
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(ADAM EXCLAIMS)
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The door's bungee-d shut
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'cause Dad slammed it too hard
after the Eagles lost.
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Oh, poop!
(HORN HONKS)
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No, you don't get out.
They get out.
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If I don't get out,
they can't get out.
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I'm sorry. I had to take
Murray's car today.
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I don't need your backstory,
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Norman Mailer.
Just get 'em out.
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Damn it, Murray!
All right, we got a two-minute limit.
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You're gonna have to
circle back around. Next!
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I am not getting back
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in that line.
Look at how long it is.
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It's that long
because of you!
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Mom, let us out!
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Boys, just climb out
the window.
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Go, go, go!
(HORN HONKING)
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Oh, Schmoopie, no!
Don't go headfirst!
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I gotta see
what I'm landing on.
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I don't want to get
a gravel rash.
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All right, this circus act
is unacceptable.
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Oh, no! My glasses!
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Forget 'em.
You got four other senses.
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Wait.
My Toaster Strudel.
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I'll drop it off
later.
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It's fine. I'll just
"Dukes of Hazzard" it.
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Oh, Barry, no. Do not
"Dukes of Hazzard" the window.
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Too late!
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(GROANS)
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You need a new car.
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Ah, again with this?
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My car works just fine.
Tell her, Bill.
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This kind of feels like
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one of those
lose-lose situations
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I'd rather not
be involved in.
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Too late.
You're going with us.
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You're gonna be
a bad influence
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and goad him
into spending some money.
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How about this?
We compromise.
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I replace the door handle,
and boom! Everybody wins!
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Forget the door handle.
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You've been driving
the same car
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since our first date.
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So it's got sentimental value.
You get it.
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You're getting a new car.
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**
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(THUD)
Hey!
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Time to talk bachelor party,
best man.
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Last night, I taped
a movie off Cinemax
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starring Tom Hanks,
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that forever
changed my life...
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"Bachelor Party."
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My dad said that movie
was a raunchy shlockfest
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that celebrates
the lowest form of comedy.
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Your dad knows his stuff.
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It is brilliant, and I want it
to be the blueprint
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for my zany bachelor party.
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What exactly do you mean
by "zany"?
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I'm talking about
a giant rager in a hotel suite
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with sketchy babes,
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unruly Japanese businessmen,
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and a beer-guzzling mule
that passes out.
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That sounds very adult.
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Exactly!
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Everyone's saying
I'm just a dumb kid
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who's stupidly
getting married.
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But this party will prove
I'm a dumb adult
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who's stupidly
getting married.
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That logic kind of tracks.
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Thank you,
David Kimberly.
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You think "Kim" is short
for "Kimberly"?
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I'm certain of it.
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Get to party planning, boys.
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No pressure, but my whole
marriage depends on it.
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Don't worry.
I will not rest
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till I throw you the bachelor
party in "Bachelor Party."
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(CHEERING ON TVV)
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You can't throw him
this bachelor party in this movie, man.
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You can't do it.
I know, Dave Kim.
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There's so much bad language
and full-frontal shenanigans.
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I know, Dave Kim!
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Why would
boyishly lovable Tom Hanks
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agree to be in this?
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He's done.
He'll never work again.
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I know, Dave Kim!
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Barry said his marriage
hinges on this!
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What are you
gonna do, bro?
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I don't know, Dave Kim.
I don't know.
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ADULT ADAM: That day,
the only thing harder
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than throwing Barry
a bachelor party
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was getting my dad
to buy a new car.
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Howdy, folks. Welcome
to Calabasas Family Auto.
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Hey, I'm gonna kick things off
with a friendly ice breaker.
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Are any of you guys cops?
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No?
Perfect!
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Hey, this handsome
young guy looks like
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he's looking for something
sporty, right?
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Not even a little.
Okay.
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Please don't touch me.
Sounds like a plan.
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Actually,
I dragged him here.
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He needs a new car.
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Well, I can tell
just from the look of you
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that you only settle
for the best. Am I right?
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You are not.
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Save your spiel
for the other suckers.
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I'm just here
for a new handle.
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Murray, look at me
and hear the words
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of a woman who was
banned from carpool.
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You're getting a car today.
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Any car. I don't even care
what it is at this point.
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My God, Mur-man!
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You're such
a cheap bastard,
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your wife has
completely given up
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and letting you get
whatever car you like.
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No, no. Now, let's respect
your sensible pal
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and his sensible choices.
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Allow me to show you
to our finest door handles,
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which are just past
the luxury sports cars.
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Don't let them seduce you.
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Ah, let me make this easy
on you, okay?
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No, no, no...
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Never.
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ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
my dad would ask a question
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that would change
the course of history.
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What's that?
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That, my friend,
is the "Bitter."
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It's Austrian.
So very rare.
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Kind of looks like a Ferrari.
I really loved those as a kid.
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Come on, Murray.
For once in your life,
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just treat yourself.
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And what a treat!
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Hey, Mur!
Individual seat heaters!
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You know what they call that?
"The marriage saver."
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Maybe if I had
these bun toasters,
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I'd still be married. (LAUGHS)
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Who am I kidding?
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We had separate bedrooms,
only said hi in the hallway.
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But come on!
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Ah, (BLEEP) it!
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Aw, don't let your sad pal
sell you
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on this marvel
of modern engineering
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that happens to go
from zero to 60 in only 8.1 seconds flat.
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That is fast.
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That's because
there's a V-6 engine
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and 210 horses
under the hood.
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That's a lot of ponies
running wild.
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I call 'em ponies, too,
and nobody ever gets that.
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I'm starting to think that
this thing is meant to be.
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She is a beauty.
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So? What do you think?
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Do we have ourselves
a sale?
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Here's the thing.
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I'm a simple man.
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I-I don't need
fancy things.
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I just need, uh...
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A new door handle.
Fine.
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00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,285
Follow me to Parts.
250
00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:06,386
So close.
251
00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,888
Disappointed!
252
00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:10,524
ADULT ADAM: And so, my dad's
car troubles were over.
253
00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:13,561
Little did he know, my mom
was about to switch gears.
254
00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,829
**
255
00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,097
Morning, sunshine.
256
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,566
What the hell did you do?
257
00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,200
You may refuse
to treat yourself,
258
00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,769
but I can still
treat you.
259
00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,871
Oh, you should see
the look on your face.
260
00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:24,938
(CHUCKLING)
Seriously...
261
00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,439
Hey, don't shut
the door on me.
262
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,976
It's the Ferrari
of Austria, Murray!
263
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,912
Lose yourself
in luxury!
264
00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,981
Damn, Murray,
take the car!
265
00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,282
(YELLS)
266
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,784
BARRY: Okay, best man.
267
00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,319
Take us through my epic
adult-man bachelor party.
268
00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,954
ALL:
Adult-man bachelor party!
269
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,690
Strap yourselves in, boys.
270
00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,958
First, we kick it off
at the Willow Grove Mall
271
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,796
with a fun night
of Skee-Ball and more at Challenges Arcade.
272
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,997
Question.
273
00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,700
Does the "more" include
nudity and/or keg stands?
274
00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,401
ALL:
Nudity and/or keg stands!
275
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,836
It does not.
276
00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:59,239
But it does include
unlimited tokens, air hockey,
277
00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:02,976
and a private party room
featuring a Cookie Puss cake.
278
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,746
Question.
In this said private party room,
279
00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,815
will there also be
a stolen Porsche
280
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,583
and/or a drunk donkey?
281
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,084
ALL:
And/or drunk donkey!
282
00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,886
No.
But fear not,
283
00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,656
'cause I did book us
a mini-horse
284
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:19,459
that we can pet and be like,
"Look! A mini-horse."
285
00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:22,562
Dude!
I asked for a crazy rager fit for men.
286
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,665
You're just throwing me
a lame kid's birthday party.
287
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,634
Maybe that's 'cause
I am a kid.
288
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,769
Then I hereby fire you
as best man
289
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,503
and demote you
to regular man.
290
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,172
No. Please don't make me
just regular.
291
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,041
JTP, you're
my new best man.
292
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,142
ALL: New best man!
293
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,477
Adam, vacate
the presenting area.
294
00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:39,579
Let's hear it, boys.
What do you got?
295
00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,783
Bro, if you want
an adult-man bachelor party,
296
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,318
then we are gonna
go extreme!
297
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,955
I say we kick off the night
in a badass arcade
298
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,757
with some high-octane
Skee-Ball!
299
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,625
High-octane.
Now we're talking.
300
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,127
Followed by some extreme
arcade gameplay,
301
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,563
totally balls out
and wild!
302
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,232
That is balls out.
You guys just get it.
303
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,635
Then we kick it up to the max
with a monster mini-horse
304
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,970
and a no-holds-barred cake
305
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,705
made of insanely cold
ice cream!
306
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,674
This is insane.
All of it.
307
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:10,110
Dude!
They just said the exact same stuff as me,
308
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,545
only they're shouting
and using fancier adjectives.
309
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,347
Sorry. Nailed.
Yeah. We're kids, too.
310
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,949
Fine!
Adam's best man again.
311
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,150
ANDY: No!
Damn it!
312
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,518
Dude, this is an emotional
roller coaster.
313
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,154
How hard is it to throw me
a gnarly bachelor party
314
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,590
that proves I'm a gnarly adult
ready for marriage?
315
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,526
Honestly, none of us can
throw you that kind of party.
316
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:30,330
But lucky for you,
I know a guy who specializes in gnarly.
317
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:31,899
ADULT ADAM:
And that guy was none other
318
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,433
than our party animal uncle,
(DOORBELL RINGS)
319
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,902
Marvin Goldberg.
320
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,338
I heard somebody's
in the market for a gnarly bachelor party.
321
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,408
Now, tell me,
on a scale from 1 to 10,
322
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,743
how gnarly?
323
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,077
Six?
Eight.
324
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,213
I heard six and eight.
That's 14.
325
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,915
Out of my way, boys!
326
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,918
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
it was gonna be a big, gnarly mistake.
327
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,286
ADULT ADAM: Even though my mom
treated my dad to a new Bitter,
328
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,622
it just made him
more bitter than ever.
329
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,225
I mean it, Bevy.
I'm returning that damn car.
330
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:01,294
The last thing I need
is the Ferrari of Austria.
331
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,395
Sure you do.
332
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,064
Those people make
a quality product.
333
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:07,267
They gave us the boomerang
and Crocodile Dundee.
334
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,269
It's Austria,
not Australia.
335
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,439
My God. Just...let me
handle this, okay?
336
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,842
Murray, please.
Just take the Bitter for a spin.
337
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,244
Look! I got you
driving gloves.
338
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,446
I don't want to wear gloves
while I drive.
339
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,914
What am I?
The Equalizer?
340
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:24,284
Come on, Murray.
Sporty new gloves for your sporty new car.
341
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,385
Just drive the thing.
342
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,553
Oh, I'll drive the thing.
343
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,856
Right back to that
shyster's car lot.
344
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,491
ADULT ADAM: At least, that was
my dad's plan... (HORN HONKS)
345
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,793
...until this happened.
346
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,795
What?
Like the car. What is it?
347
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,764
It's a Bitter.
Never seen one. Where's it from?
348
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,331
Austria. Very rare.
349
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,767
Kind of looks
like a Ferrari.
350
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,868
Love those cars.
351
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,202
Yeah, Ferraris are okay.
352
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,470
Yeah.
353
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,405
Well, thanks for letting me
look at it.
354
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,942
ADULT ADAM:
Yep. That first car compliment made my dad feel pretty good.
355
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,678
And by the tenth,
he was riding high.
356
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,747
Hey.
What kind of car?
357
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,948
Uh, it's a Bitter.
358
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,516
Austrian. Very rare.
359
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,650
At first, I thought
it was a...
360
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,253
Oh, Ferrari. Yeah.
It gets that a lot.
361
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,057
Also, Austria isn't the place
with the boxing kangaroos.
362
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,793
That's Australia.
363
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,928
See?
I'm growing, too.
364
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,930
You know, it's funny.
When I drive it,
365
00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,932
I feel like I'm standing out,
366
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,433
but not in a bad way.
367
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,268
Murray,
do you feel special?
368
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,705
Yeah. I-I guess.
I-I do feel special.
369
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:19,973
You are special,
370
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,910
and for once in your life,
you deserve special things.
371
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,345
Ah, screw it!
I'm a Bitter man now.
372
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,280
ADULT ADAM:
Yep, that crazy foreign car
373
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,149
made something
even crazier happen,
374
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:32,019
It made my dad start
to embrace feeling special...
375
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,887
(ENGINE REVS)
...for about 10 seconds.
376
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:37,424
(ENGINE SPUTTERS)
377
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,926
(ENGINE STOPS)
378
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,165
(HORN BLARING)
379
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:50,103
Gentlemen, thanks for coming
to Barry's bachelor party.
380
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,504
(ALL LAUGHING)
381
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:55,108
Adam, cue
the mind-blowing visuals!
382
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,676
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
383
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,712
MARVIN: (DEEP-VOICE)
Philadelphia, known for the Liberty Bell,
384
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,814
South Street,
385
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,916
and the world's
greatest cheesesteaks.
386
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:06,753
But tonight, none of that
matters, not one damn bit.
387
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,021
(MUSIC STOPS)
What?
388
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,456
But you made me
go around the city
389
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,757
taking photos
of that stuff.
390
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,459
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
It's for dramatic effect, man.
391
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,928
(DEEP VOICE) Which I achieved.
392
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:19,132
Because tonight, there's only
one landmark that matters,
393
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,869
Delaware County's
wildest dance club,
394
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,937
(MUSIC RESUMES)
Pulsations!
395
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,539
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN AWE)
396
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,943
We're talking
6,000-square-foot dance floor,
397
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,744
wall-to-wall babes,
398
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,847
lasers, smoke machines,
399
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,783
giant speakers that guarantee
permanent hearing loss,
400
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:41,221
and a sentient party robot
that came to get down.
401
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,190
Seriously?
They have a party robot?
402
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,757
(PROJECTOR CLICKS)
Little fun fact,
403
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,527
it's the same robot
they cast in "Rocky IV" as Paulie's robo-butler.
404
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,529
ALL: Ooh!
405
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,632
And now, in your envelopes
you will find,
406
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,801
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Binaca spray, Mexican pesos,
407
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,237
anti-venom,
and fake I.D.s.
408
00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,908
Sweet! I'm a 65-year-old
organ donor named Enzo Pinetti.
409
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,409
GEOFF: George P. Shultz?
410
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,244
Isn't he,
like, Secretary of State?
411
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,812
Yeah, maybe you want
to tuck your shirt in.
412
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,916
Philippe Tallahassee?
Sounds totally made up, bro.
413
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,451
Not as made up as
Abner Q. Cheeseburger.
414
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,386
Of German descent.
It's perfectly plausible.
415
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,755
Yeah, okay. This whole night
sounds a little intense.
416
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,790
Trust me, Cheeseburger.
You'll be fine.
417
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,993
If not, the safeword
is "apricot."
418
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,129
Thanks, but no thanks.
I'm going home.
419
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,232
Guys, this terrifying
journey to adulthood
420
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,067
is exactly what I need.
421
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,936
Just like Tom Hanks
in "Bachelor Party,"
422
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,071
this will finally
get me ready for marriage.
423
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,839
Now we're starting
to make some good decisions.
424
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,942
Okay, now let's go over
what to expect
425
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,978
in the VIP room at
(SING-SONG) Pulsations! BARRY: Yes!
426
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,746
(GROANING)
427
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,049
Apricot! Apricot!
Help! What? N-No!
428
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,485
Yeah, this thing's
never driving again.
429
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,787
Never?
Like never ever?
430
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,957
Yeah. Not sure
if you know this.
431
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,592
This is a Bitter.
Austrian, very rare.
432
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,394
Yeah. We're aware.
433
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,929
Can't you just fix it?
434
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,130
Well, I mean,
here's the thing.
435
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,631
If you have a car
there's only one of,
436
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,133
I mean, it ain't easy
to get parts.
437
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,569
There's legitimately none
in this country.
438
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,272
So,
what you're saying is,
439
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,608
I splurged
on something nice for myself,
440
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,844
and the very next day,
it's broken forever?
441
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,646
Yeah, that's
exactly the case.
442
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:14,982
Your fault!
No,
443
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,984
I saw the way you were
looking at the Bitter.
444
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,585
You wanted the Bitter.
445
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,453
You're a Bitter man,
remember?
446
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,721
I am a bitter man.
447
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,757
I'm bitter to have
a broken car in my driveway
448
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,659
mocking me
for the rest of my life.
449
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,195
Angry!
450
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,197
ADULT ADAM: While my dad
was accepting his fate,
451
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,532
Barry was ready
for his destiny.
452
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,634
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
453
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,603
(INAUDIBLE)
454
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,834
Dude!
Where are you going?
455
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,370
Anywhere but here.
456
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,838
But I gave you
exactly what you wanted.
457
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,407
I...
458
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,909
I thought
I wanted it, but...
459
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,745
All it made me realize is,
I'm not ready for any of it.
460
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:58,251
**
461
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,619
ADULT ADAM:
After the Bitter had broken,
462
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,055
it left my dad
bitter and broken.
463
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,456
Can you believe
that woman?
464
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,857
"Treat yourself, Mur."
465
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,959
Who says that
to a husband? Who?
466
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,162
Dear Lord!
This is so infuriating,
467
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,997
it makes me wanna
punch a wall.
468
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,533
Aw, pal, I really
appreciate the support.
469
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,569
Wait, you think
I'm on your side? Aren't you?
470
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,406
No! You make me want
to punch a wall, not her!
471
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,973
You're my best friend.
472
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,176
You're supposed to blindly
agree with anything I say. No.
473
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,245
Beverly is a saint.
474
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:28,115
Last I heard,
my wife is somewhere in the Southwest.
475
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:31,118
That's not even a state.
That's just a region of the country.
476
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,785
I can't get her
on the phone.
477
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,621
There's not even
an area code.
478
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,324
I ate a banana for dinner
three times last week.
479
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,892
When I don't brush my teeth,
nobody cares.
480
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,027
We all got stuff.
481
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,262
Not you.
482
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,897
Your wife cooks for you,
she appreciates you,
483
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,466
she wants you to be happy.
484
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,835
My wife is a ghost
in the wind.
485
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:53,005
Sometimes I talk
to an old sock of hers when I feel lonely.
486
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,376
So, you're not gonna
side with me on this, are you?
487
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,644
Hell no!
488
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,679
And you're gonna
make this right for us.
489
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,181
Now, if you'll excuse me,
490
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,217
I'm gonna go home
and peel my dinner.
491
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,786
ADULT ADAM: It finally
dawned on my dad.
492
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,021
He had a wife who would do
anything to make him happy.
493
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,824
As for my brother,
when it came to marriage,
494
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,960
he didn't know what to feel.
(THE CARS' JUST WHAT I NEEDED PLAYING)
495
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,995
Got you some Cookie Puss,
buddy.
496
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,464
Forget it.
497
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,199
Party's over, dude.
498
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,667
Look.
(SIGHS)
499
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,403
* 'Cause when you're standing
oh so near
500
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,705
You may have hated
your adult party,
501
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,175
but that doesn't mean
you're not ready to be an adult.
502
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,509
Of course it does.
503
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,044
I mean, look at me.
I haven't grown up at all.
504
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,148
Well, I may be
the least mature human on the planet,
505
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,849
but the one thing I know
506
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,352
is that the way you love
and treat Lainey,
507
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,087
that's as grown-up
as it gets.
508
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,557
Thanks, Ad Rock.
Means a lot.
509
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,327
Just doing my job
as best man.
510
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,662
You're more
than my best man.
511
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,964
You're the best brother
a guy could ask for.
512
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,168
Come on!
We agreed no feelings or crying or hugging.
513
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,736
No, seriously.
514
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,607
You really did throw me
the bachelor party of my dreams.
515
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,342
Even if it was
a total nightmare.
516
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,744
Well,
it doesn't have to be.
517
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,414
Come on.
The bachelor party's over.
518
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,183
Didn't you learn anything
from Tom Hanks?
519
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,319
The party's over
when we say it is.
520
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,755
* I guess you're
just what I needed
521
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,624
ADULT ADAM:
So, at the end of the day,
522
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,627
Barry never got
the wild bachelor party he thought he wanted.
523
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,863
Instead, he got a night
he'd never forget.
524
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,365
'Cause the truth is,
525
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,400
just when you think you're
ready for the next level,
526
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,937
it's okay to just
be in the moment and have a little fun.
527
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,939
Sure, that might not
be right for everyone,
528
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,275
but for my brother,
it was just what he needed.
529
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,010
* I guess you're
just what I needed Just what I needed
530
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,647
Uh, I-I hope you don't mind.
I need to use the car.
531
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,482
Sorry. I gotta
make the returns.
532
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,850
You also,
533
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,554
didn't get to go
on a picnic.
534
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,888
Murray,
what are you doing?
535
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,491
I'm just trying to
make things right with us.
536
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,326
And Bill.
Uh, don't ask.
537
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,562
But why? You were right.
It was my fault.
538
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,330
I'm the one
who forced you into the car,
539
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,965
thinking it would
make you happy.
540
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,267
Look.
541
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,870
I don't need nice things
to be happy.
542
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,573
I've already got the nicest
thing in the world.
543
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,640
You.
544
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,343
Aw, Mur.
545
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,112
ADULT ADAM:
Yeah, my mom and dad may not have always seen eye-to-eye,
546
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,647
but what really mattered
547
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,149
was that they had
each other's backs.
548
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,418
That's the thing
about the people
549
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,986
we choose to spend
our life with.
550
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,589
In the end,
they're all we need to get by.
551
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,425
And, when it came to
that busted-down Bitter,
552
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,894
it really did sit
in our driveway forever.
553
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,061
But it didn't matter,
554
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,930
because every time
my dad saw it,
555
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,700
he was reminded
that he already had the greatest gift of all,
556
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,068
a person
to spend his life with.
557
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,704
( JUST WHAT I NEEDED CONTINUES)
558
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:44,611
**
559
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:51,951
**
560
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,153
Off-campus lunch
is a go, boys.
561
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,622
We've got 36 minutes
562
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,857
to make it
to Jim's Steaks and back.
563
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,225
Let's ride.
564
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,528
Wait. I thought your dad
sold his crappy old Tercel.
565
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,796
He bought it back
'cause his new sports car
566
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,865
was even crappier
than this crap box.
567
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,134
Uh, bro,
the door won't open.
568
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,269
That's 'cause it's been
permanently busted.
569
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,638
You just got to
Dukes of Hazzard it.
570
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,172
(GRUNTS)
ALL: Ooh!
571
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,641
Need more of a head start.
572
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,142
(ALL GROAN)
573
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,477
Took my eye off it.
574
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,678
(ALL GROAN)
575
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:19,912
Who moved the car?
576
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,849
BARRY: J... T... P!
577
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,116
ALL: JTP?
578
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,419
BARRY: General Lee!
ANDY: Okay.
579
00:21:26,469 --> 00:21:31,019
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