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Adult Adam:Who can forget the gruff,
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no-nonsense gym teachersof the '80s?
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They were trueathletic authorities
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who demanded respectand ruled our lives
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with an iron whistle.
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None more than
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William Penn Academy'sCoach Mellor.
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Well, aren't you
a tall glass of Gatorade?
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Go get 'em, Ricky!
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[ Whistle blows ]
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After a great deal
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of legal wrangling,
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I am excited introduce
a new unit --
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full-contact Red Rover.
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- Oh!
- Ugh!
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Did I hear somebody say
"full-contact"?
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But like clockwork,my smother would always save me
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from the dangersof physical movement.
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I forced Principal Ball
to give me an advanced copy
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of all your units,
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and my baby is not doing
anything full contact.
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It's all very embarrassing,
but so worth it.
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It sure was -- till one fatefulday when everything changed.
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Today, we will be climbing
the celebrated gym rope.
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Fear not. This inch and a half
of blue cushion
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will probably break
your fall.
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Goldfarb, kick us off.
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Sorry, Coach.
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My old lady likes to keep
all this on safe ground.
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She'll be here
in three, two, one...
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Mama!
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Face it, Goldfarb --
she's a no-show.
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Time to let the rope
get to know every part of you.
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Thing is, my mom's
doing this whole Bevolution
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to reinvent herself
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and kind of dropped the ball
on her schmoopie.
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[ Whistle blows ]
Move!
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For the very first time,I was Momless
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and had to facethe infamous rope on my own.
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And like many gym scrubsbefore me, I sucked real bad.
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Coach believes in you,
kiddo!
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Dig down deep!
Failure is not --
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And he's coming down!
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[ All gasp ]
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I'm alive!
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[ Groaning ]
Oh, no.
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Coach, you okay?
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Pain is just weakness
leaving the body.
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Now, make room for me
to acrobatically
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leap to my feet
like a jungle cat.
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S-S-Should I call
Nurse Steve?
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No need!
Just a tiny sprain!
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It is not a tiny sprain!
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I've ruptured my C2 vertebra.
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As a result, I can no longer
aggressively sneeze
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or use my full head
to properly whistle.
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Man, I feel like this is kinda
partially my fault, Coach.
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Oh, it is 100% your fault.
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And as such, I will unfairly
put you on a dodgeball team
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with a bunch
of weak-armed scrubs
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so you get yours.
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Game on!
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Ah!
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Let me just grab
a couple ball...
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[ Laughter ]
Who did that?!
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[ Laughter stops ]
Who laughed at me?!
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Admit it! I can't turn my head,
so I couldn't see.
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You will not laugh at Coach!
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You will respect your
sports leader --
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Aah!
[ All gasp ]
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ?
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Sync & corrections by Alice
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ?
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Adult Adam:It was March 21st, 1980-something,
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the week my sister hit animportant college milestone --
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growing to hate her roommate.
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And the tipping point...
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a box of chewy fruit snacks.
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Have you seen
my Shark Bites?
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I've seen no Shark Bites.
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Weird, because, um,
when I went to class,
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my Shark Bites were here.
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And now, my Shark Bites
are gone!
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Are you, like, suggesting
I ate your Shark Bites?
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Oh, I'm saying
you ate my Shark Bites.
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You owe me Shark Bites!
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And you owe me half a Taco Bell
taco I left out last night!
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So, you admit it.
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Oh, I admit it.
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I ate them all.
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And my tummy
is super jacked up,
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but it was worth it
to even the score.
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I will eat everything
you own!
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Aah!
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- Stop it!
- No!
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[ Indistinct arguing ]
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Yep. Living on top of eachother finally got to them.
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[ Trumpet playing off-key ]
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Really?!
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It's for class,
so... suck it.
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You know, I'm getting
really tired
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of how crazy passive aggressive
you are!
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Me? You purposely
didn't refill the ice tray.
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I couldn't because somebody
made it all crusty
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from the jello shots
that she made in it.
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I have no memory
of that entire night,
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so I win this argument.
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Did you?
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No! My special ice tray!
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And things went from badto worse when Erica came home
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to a scrunchie on the door.
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Back before texting, thismessage meant your roommate
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had romantic company,so go away.
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
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Um, hello!
Scrunchie on the door.
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Just open up.
I'm exhausted.
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Oh, I'd love to help you,
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but I'm entertaining Hector.
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He plays the flute.
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I don't want to know
Hector facts.
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I want to sleep in my own bed.
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I'm sorry, but it's
the scrunchie rule.
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Go sleep in the common room
with the other loveless losers.
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Byeee!
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Wait! The only space in there
is next to the leaky microwave!
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Then go home!
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Byeeee!
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[ Door closes ]
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With no bed to sleep in,
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that's just what my sister did.
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Such bull crap.
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I used to be best friends
with my roommate,
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and now we fight over who left
the cap off the toothpaste.
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- It was you, huh?
- It was obviously me,
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- but that's not the point.
- Okay, I think I may have a solution.
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When I went to visit
my cousin at UCLA,
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I found out that there's
one thing that overrules
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the scrunchie --
an out-of-town guest.
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I mean, you can't make a visitor
sleep in the common room.
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- That's just rude.
- And it's perfect.
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All I need is
an out-of-town guest, and I win!
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How 'bout a foxy one
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who no longer needs
his asthma nebulizer
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because he went through
a yearlong course of shots
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for dust mites?
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That was supposed to
sound cooler than it did.
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Gah!
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These CDs are impossible
to open!
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Yes, Barry! Come back to
college with me this weekend!
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- Him?
- He's the awful answer
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to my problems.
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You know how you always
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annoy me on purpose
and drive me crazy?
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It is my greatest joy in life.
Which reminds me...
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Hyah!
[ Can clatters ]
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Yes!
You are the worst!
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Can you channel that
hateful, abrasive energy
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at my roommate
and drive her away?
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Child's play, but my skills
don't come cheap.
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See to it.
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Sure, I'll get crackin'
on this while you pack.
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Sucker!
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What about me? I can be
mildly irritating sometimes.
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Oh, well,
if you want to help,
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you can open this
because it's impossible.
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Okay, fine, but I'm --
I'm not gonna clean up
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the soda that Barry spilled.
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I'm just gonna blot it,
okay?!
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Just in case anyone slips
and hurts themselves.
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I'm off to Dave Kim's. He just
got Super Mario Bros. 3.
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So, chances are,
I'm coming home Sunday night
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with some wicked Nintendo thumb.
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Enjoy your Italian game,
schmoopaloo.
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Ooh, Mom, could you
do me a solid
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and whip up some
of our lemon loaf?
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Check your backpack.
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No!
A fresh one for Coach Mellor.
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He got hurt pretty bad,
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and it's sorta my fault
'cause I fell off a rope,
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which is sorta your fault,
'cause you didn't bail me out.
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That's on me. I was just
trying to improve my life
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by reading a book
on boundaries.
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Did you know I love you
too much?
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Does this goodbye feel
too long to you guys, too?
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Well, enjoy the house
all to yourselves.
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[ Door closes ]
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You know, he's right.
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All my squishy-tushes
are gone for the weekend.
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Listen to that.
What do you hear?
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Just your loud breathing.
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You know, it weirdly sounds
both wet and dry.
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Exactly.
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No kids to ask me for money
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or touch the thermostat.
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No one to feed or clothe or
tickle their backs to sleep...
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Which is a good thing.
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It's why you got
the whole Bevformation.
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Bevolution.
And you're right.
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I-I need to accept the fact
that soon I will have
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no one to take care of.
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Look at me. I promise.
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When our kids leave, I will
never, ever wash a dish.
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That's my gift to you.
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With little prospects at home,
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my mom decided the bestprospect for mothering
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was elsewhere.
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Oh, hi.
Welcome to Mellor Manor.
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I heard you weren't
feeling great,
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so I whipped up
a healing lemon loaf.
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Bring it in.
Bring it in.
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I can't wait to mash that up
and drink it through a straw.
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Where are my manners?
[ Chuckles ]
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Do you want some coffee
and cheese?
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Oh, my God, Rick,
are you okay?
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I'm tip top!
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Aside from the fact that
I gotta sleep standing up
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and I can't
take this shirt off.
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Isn't there someone
who can take care of you?
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I'm perfectly capable
of taking care of myself.
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Aside from washing, eating,
and opening damn cheese!
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You are coming home
with me.
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I could never intrude
like that.
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Oh, intrude away.
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My house is empty and lifeless
this weekend.
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It's no bother.
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You think you could pack
a bag for me?
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I have limited range
of motion.
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Also, I'm so scared
to be alone.
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I can't tell you
how badly
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I needed to hear that
just now.
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As my mom found a replacementfor her children,
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my sister found the solutionto get back at her roommate.
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Hey, bad news. Me and Hector
saw "Roadhouse,"
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so it's for sure another
scrunchie night,
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'cause, you know, Swayze.
[ Chuckles ]
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Save it for your hair
because I have my own guest
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from out of town.
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That's me!
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- Ooh!
- Hey!
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My super cute outfits!
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Sorry. I need a place for my
Drakkar Noir line of shampoos,
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soaps, shaving creams,
and of course... cologne.
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Oh, no. It smells like
the boys' cabin at Camp Ramah
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before the Shabbat social!
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I guess the bad news
is for you,
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because he's staying
the whole weekend,
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which means you go.
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I'll grab the rest of
your colognes
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00:08:14,676 --> 00:08:16,543
and ninja weaponry
from the car.
252
00:08:16,612 --> 00:08:19,446
Ugh! How did you live with
your sister for so long?
253
00:08:19,481 --> 00:08:22,382
I was a baby for the first part,
so I don't remember anything.
254
00:08:22,451 --> 00:08:24,618
But once I was able to
form memories, it got awful.
255
00:08:24,686 --> 00:08:26,353
So, I get it.
She used to be so cool.
256
00:08:26,388 --> 00:08:27,888
- And now, she's --
- Not cool!
257
00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:29,122
Totally.
She, like...
258
00:08:29,224 --> 00:08:30,090
- Sucks.
- ...sucks.
259
00:08:30,192 --> 00:08:31,191
[ Scoffs ]
260
00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,292
What?
261
00:08:32,361 --> 00:08:33,927
Did we just finish
each other's...
262
00:08:34,029 --> 00:08:34,961
- Sentences?
- ...sentences?
263
00:08:35,063 --> 00:08:35,762
[ Both gasp ]
264
00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:37,464
Wow! We did it again!
265
00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:39,666
Your Drakkar suddenly
smells good to me.
266
00:08:39,768 --> 00:08:42,168
My sweat... activates it.
267
00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:43,303
Awesome.
268
00:08:43,405 --> 00:08:45,238
[ Pounding on door ]
269
00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:46,139
'Sup?
270
00:08:46,241 --> 00:08:46,973
Open up!
271
00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:47,641
Can't.
272
00:08:47,743 --> 00:08:49,376
Your roomie has company.
273
00:08:49,444 --> 00:08:51,077
- You?!
- Me.
274
00:08:51,146 --> 00:08:53,146
- Eww!
- Yeah.
275
00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:56,483
Erica, you cannot scrunchie
my disgusting out-of-town guest!
276
00:08:56,552 --> 00:08:57,817
That is against the rules!
277
00:08:57,853 --> 00:09:00,387
? I just wanna use your lovetonight ?
278
00:09:00,422 --> 00:09:02,455
And turn off
that sexy mixtape!
279
00:09:02,524 --> 00:09:05,692
Geoff made me that tape!
Not to mention -- Eww!
280
00:09:05,794 --> 00:09:06,893
Adult Adam:Meanwhile, my mom
281
00:09:06,929 --> 00:09:08,628
was making Coachfeel right at home.
282
00:09:08,697 --> 00:09:10,330
Holy cheesy seafood!
283
00:09:10,365 --> 00:09:12,832
Your shrimp Parm is
the Super Bowl of all meals.
284
00:09:12,901 --> 00:09:15,702
Easy, sweetie. Your getting
sauce all over your white shirt.
285
00:09:15,804 --> 00:09:17,370
Here, put on
this clean one.
286
00:09:17,439 --> 00:09:20,140
Oh! Oh, it's still warm
from the dryer!
287
00:09:20,242 --> 00:09:22,275
Finish up 'cause I got
Push Pops for dessert.
288
00:09:22,377 --> 00:09:24,010
Push Pops? Score!
289
00:09:24,112 --> 00:09:25,245
Ow! I'm okay.
290
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,981
- Hey, Bevie! Hey, Bar.
- Hey, Mr. G.
291
00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,049
This isn't our moron.
292
00:09:29,117 --> 00:09:30,684
This is a grown man
with a neck brace.
293
00:09:30,752 --> 00:09:31,985
Good eye.
294
00:09:32,087 --> 00:09:33,887
Literally the first weekend
that our kids are gone,
295
00:09:33,989 --> 00:09:35,255
you're already
replacing them?
296
00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:37,257
Please. I'm not trying
to replace anybody.
297
00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:38,558
He's eating all my food
298
00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:40,493
and wearing Barry's
dumb orange shirt.
299
00:09:40,596 --> 00:09:41,761
[ Mumbles ]
Your face is dumb.
300
00:09:41,863 --> 00:09:42,562
- What?
- Nothing.
301
00:09:42,664 --> 00:09:43,697
Don't listen to him.
302
00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:44,998
Why don't you run upstairs
to your room,
303
00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,766
and I'll bring you
your Push Pop later, okay?
304
00:09:46,868 --> 00:09:48,535
Cherry. Don't forget.
305
00:09:48,604 --> 00:09:50,837
Bevie, this is insane.
Wh-what are you doing?
306
00:09:50,939 --> 00:09:53,740
Oh, stop. I'm just helping
a coach in need.
307
00:09:53,842 --> 00:09:55,408
I changed my mind.
I want grape.
308
00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:56,276
Where are you going?
309
00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,978
To fix this!
310
00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,212
[ Stammering ] Yeah, well,
now, you know what?
311
00:09:59,314 --> 00:10:01,781
I-I want strawberry.
No! Wait.
312
00:10:01,883 --> 00:10:03,049
I don't know.
Surprise me.
313
00:10:03,151 --> 00:10:04,284
But anything but orange.
314
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,420
With Coach Mellorliving under our roof,
315
00:10:07,522 --> 00:10:10,055
my mom was excitedto be smothering again.
316
00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:11,823
Hope you're hungry
for some noodle kugel
317
00:10:11,892 --> 00:10:12,958
and a smoked fish medley.
318
00:10:13,026 --> 00:10:15,560
No dinner for Coach.
I got a mutiny below deck.
319
00:10:15,629 --> 00:10:18,029
Did you make today?
Did you make poo-poos?
320
00:10:18,098 --> 00:10:20,465
Any poo-poos? 'Cause that's
poison in the body, you know.
321
00:10:20,534 --> 00:10:21,967
Suppose Coach
could use some prunes.
322
00:10:22,035 --> 00:10:22,867
Mm.
323
00:10:22,936 --> 00:10:24,603
Great news!
I solved everything!
324
00:10:24,705 --> 00:10:25,937
You're welcome.
325
00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:27,305
Oh, yes, my dad went big.
326
00:10:27,407 --> 00:10:29,274
He brought in Coach Rick'smassive older brother,
327
00:10:29,376 --> 00:10:30,709
Coach Nick.
328
00:10:30,777 --> 00:10:32,077
Wait.
This is your big idea, Murray?
329
00:10:32,179 --> 00:10:35,480
You try to fix things
by calling his actual family?!
330
00:10:35,549 --> 00:10:37,182
Right, I'm the crazy one.
331
00:10:37,284 --> 00:10:38,350
Look, the last thing I need
332
00:10:38,452 --> 00:10:39,818
is for my brother
to take care of me.
333
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,820
You wouldn't say that
if you tried my soup!
334
00:10:41,888 --> 00:10:43,688
Boys, stop.
I see what's happening here.
335
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:45,123
Coach Rick has a hurt neck,
336
00:10:45,192 --> 00:10:48,293
but Coach Nick's heart
is in a lot more pain.
337
00:10:48,362 --> 00:10:49,761
Whatever.
Doesn't matter.
338
00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,429
No, in this house,
our feelings matter.
339
00:10:51,498 --> 00:10:53,932
I feel they both
should go.
340
00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:56,167
Shh. Talk to your little
brother, Coach Nick.
341
00:10:56,236 --> 00:10:57,802
Use your words.
342
00:10:57,871 --> 00:11:00,839
When you didn't ask for
my help, it made me sad.
343
00:11:00,874 --> 00:11:04,476
'Cause, you know, my love
for you is big as my pecs.
344
00:11:04,511 --> 00:11:06,911
That's, like, the biggest love
a man can have.
345
00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:09,481
Well, that's gotta make you
feel special, Coach Rick.
346
00:11:09,549 --> 00:11:13,218
Maybe special enough to
share your feelings?
347
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,586
Well...
348
00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:16,221
it's like my neck
is so jacked up,
349
00:11:16,256 --> 00:11:17,555
I can't even blow my whistle.
350
00:11:17,591 --> 00:11:20,091
Bro, you never been
so real to me before.
351
00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:23,828
I guess it's my turn
to get even realer.
352
00:11:23,897 --> 00:11:24,996
I don't have a home.
353
00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:27,098
Oh, boy.
Kathleen kicked me out
354
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:29,300
'cause I didn't notice
she changed her hair.
355
00:11:29,369 --> 00:11:31,670
My God, Coach Nick,
where have you been staying?
356
00:11:31,772 --> 00:11:34,072
At the gym -- I sleep
on the weight bench
357
00:11:34,174 --> 00:11:35,807
and use a kettle bell
as a pillow.
358
00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:38,309
You can stay with me in my
junior single condo, brother.
359
00:11:38,378 --> 00:11:40,245
With one tiny bed?
360
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,514
No, no. You're both
staying here for the weekend.
361
00:11:42,616 --> 00:11:43,882
I won't take "no"
for an answer.
362
00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:44,849
Oh, boy.
363
00:11:44,918 --> 00:11:45,850
Rick, why don't you
show Nick
364
00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:46,851
where Erica's room is?
365
00:11:46,953 --> 00:11:49,054
She has a keyboard.
It's awesome.
366
00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:50,655
I can play
Axel Foley's theme!
367
00:11:50,757 --> 00:11:52,290
Hah!
368
00:11:52,392 --> 00:11:55,293
Hey, no running, boys.
369
00:11:55,328 --> 00:11:57,996
You do realize that
you're replacing our children
370
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,264
- with grown men?
- Stop.
371
00:11:59,332 --> 00:12:00,999
They're simply sleeping
in their rooms,
372
00:12:01,101 --> 00:12:03,034
wearing their clothes,
and playing with their toys.
373
00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:04,402
Now, if ya don't mind,
374
00:12:04,471 --> 00:12:07,706
I need to get some prunes
into our son's gym coach.
375
00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:09,207
Even though my dad failed
376
00:12:09,276 --> 00:12:10,909
at getting ridof his unwanted guests,
377
00:12:10,944 --> 00:12:13,111
Erica had a planto get rid of hers.
378
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,212
- What the hell?
- Bup-bup!
379
00:12:14,281 --> 00:12:16,014
98, 99...
380
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,550
First of all [gags]
381
00:12:18,652 --> 00:12:20,452
Second of all, I hope
you'll enjoy brushing
382
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:21,653
her greasy mane
in the common room
383
00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:23,188
because that's where you
both will be tonight.
384
00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:24,322
I don't think so.
385
00:12:24,391 --> 00:12:26,491
Your brother is now
my out-of-town guest,
386
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,992
and he's not
going anywhere.
387
00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:29,994
Oh, well, that's a shame
because I called in
388
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,196
a new out-of-town guest.
389
00:12:31,231 --> 00:12:32,363
- Barry?!
- Lainey-love!
390
00:12:32,432 --> 00:12:33,698
- Who is she?
- Who are you?
391
00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:35,333
Lainey, my sucky roommate.
392
00:12:35,435 --> 00:12:37,102
Sucky roommate,
this is my best friend,
393
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:38,770
who is also the love
of Barry's life.
394
00:12:38,839 --> 00:12:40,338
Was.
Seems like he moved on.
395
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,606
Babe,
she means nothing to me.
396
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,108
[ Scoffs ]
Hey, when I say "nothing,"
397
00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:44,042
I meant everything.
398
00:12:44,144 --> 00:12:44,976
Don't even!
399
00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:46,377
My sister was right
about you!
400
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,446
Hey, sis,
got you a sweet comb.
401
00:12:48,548 --> 00:12:50,415
Don't try to make nice
with me, traitor.
402
00:12:50,484 --> 00:12:52,083
Lainey's my new
out-of-town guest,
403
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,752
which means both of you,
beat it.
404
00:12:53,787 --> 00:12:55,920
So, I just sat on a stinky bus
for six hours
405
00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:57,355
to be used like some pawn
in your battle
406
00:12:57,424 --> 00:12:58,757
with your roommate,
who's now apparently
407
00:12:58,825 --> 00:13:00,024
your brother's new girlfriend?
408
00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:05,296
And it's fun
to get together.
409
00:13:08,735 --> 00:13:13,772
? I just want to use your lovetonight ?
410
00:13:13,874 --> 00:13:14,539
? Whoa ?
411
00:13:14,641 --> 00:13:15,940
No? Not working?
412
00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:17,075
? I don't want to loseyour love tonight ?
413
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,810
You? No?
414
00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:21,379
You? Last chance.
Okay.
415
00:13:21,481 --> 00:13:23,414
[ Music stops ]
416
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:25,283
Dad! I got your message
417
00:13:25,352 --> 00:13:27,685
and rode Dave Kim's sister's
bike the whole way here.
418
00:13:27,788 --> 00:13:28,720
What's the emergency?
419
00:13:28,789 --> 00:13:29,888
Go snuggle your mother.
420
00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:30,955
I thought this was serious.
421
00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:33,324
It is!
Your mom's in a bad place,
422
00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:35,093
and the only thing that'll
snap her out of it
423
00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:36,961
is her delicious little
snuggle monster.
424
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,264
- What?
- You'll always be your mother's baby.
425
00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:41,266
Now go let her
smell your head.
426
00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:42,433
[ Keyboard playing ]
427
00:13:42,502 --> 00:13:43,835
? My brother's... ?
428
00:13:43,937 --> 00:13:45,069
Damn it.
429
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,305
? My name is Nick ?
430
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:50,408
Hey, I'm not ready
to share this yet.
431
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:51,409
Dad...
432
00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:53,011
Your mom's going through
some stuff.
433
00:13:53,113 --> 00:13:53,812
What do we do?
434
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,146
You know what to do.
435
00:13:55,215 --> 00:13:57,549
Ugh.
436
00:13:57,651 --> 00:13:59,384
Mama! I need you!
437
00:13:59,486 --> 00:14:00,752
Schmoopie! You're home!
438
00:14:00,787 --> 00:14:04,022
I came home...
'cause I missed you.
439
00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:06,691
And I got scawwed.
440
00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:09,694
[ Babbling ] Uhh, will you
give me sniffies on my head?
441
00:14:09,729 --> 00:14:11,930
I am gonna sniff the [bleep]
out of your head!
442
00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:13,832
Mama G! Good news,
my tummy's feeling way better.
443
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:14,766
I made real good.
444
00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:16,634
[ Chuckling ]
That is fantastic!
445
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:19,938
Oh, my God,
what have I done?
446
00:14:19,973 --> 00:14:23,541
Can you guys pipe down a bit?
I'm working on my music!
447
00:14:23,577 --> 00:14:26,010
[ Door closes ]
What have I done?
448
00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:28,213
[ Beeping ]
449
00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:29,914
Did I say
you could use that?
450
00:14:29,983 --> 00:14:32,116
Sorry. Just preparing
a little something
451
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,518
for my out-of-town guest.
452
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,019
He may be peckish
from his travels.
453
00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:36,321
Geoff??
454
00:14:36,389 --> 00:14:37,655
Ah!
There's my guest now!
455
00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:40,892
Come, join me in the kitchen
for some heated water.
456
00:14:40,961 --> 00:14:43,061
They're being real uppity
about sharing actual food.
457
00:14:43,163 --> 00:14:45,263
You misplayed this one,
douche lord!
458
00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:47,298
Geoff will clearly be
my out-of-town guest,
459
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,967
which means all of you
need to get out!
460
00:14:49,002 --> 00:14:51,402
No! You had your chance to
make me your out-of-town guest,
461
00:14:51,471 --> 00:14:53,004
but you chose Barry.
And then Lainey.
462
00:14:53,073 --> 00:14:54,005
Hey, Lainey.
How you been?
463
00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:55,406
- Not great. You?
- Pretty good.
464
00:14:55,508 --> 00:14:58,209
Well, then, since Geoff
remains my out-of-town guest,
465
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,011
all you ladies must leave...
466
00:15:00,113 --> 00:15:01,880
unless Lainey wants to stay.
467
00:15:01,948 --> 00:15:03,214
- I don't.
- What about Erica?
468
00:15:03,283 --> 00:15:04,649
- Nope.
- Then it's settled!
469
00:15:04,718 --> 00:15:07,185
Me and Geoff will stay in
this room that's not ours.
470
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,920
Have a taste
of the chef's special.
471
00:15:08,989 --> 00:15:10,021
The secret's the heat.
472
00:15:10,123 --> 00:15:11,522
No! I don't want to be
your guest either!
473
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,157
You only asked me here
to piss off your sister
474
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,192
for inviting your ex.
475
00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:15,693
Fine!
If you won't take my side,
476
00:15:15,762 --> 00:15:16,961
then I'll call in
someone who will!
477
00:15:17,063 --> 00:15:20,031
JT...P? JT...P?
JT...P? JT...P?
478
00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:22,967
Uh, Bar?
We just drove three hours.
479
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:25,270
You said there was a sick
college rager going on.
480
00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:26,604
Did I say "rager"?
481
00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:29,073
Pretty sure I said
"angry standoff in a dorm room."
482
00:15:29,109 --> 00:15:31,309
Dude, I missed my nana's
birthday for this.
483
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:32,710
Yeah, man.
This is the worst thing
484
00:15:32,779 --> 00:15:34,178
- you and Geoff have ever done.
- What?!
485
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,947
I told him it was your idea.
You get it.
486
00:15:36,016 --> 00:15:37,615
Also seems like a good time
to say
487
00:15:37,684 --> 00:15:38,583
I still have feelings for you.
488
00:15:38,685 --> 00:15:39,584
It may be the worst time.
489
00:15:39,619 --> 00:15:40,718
Okay, Lainey's not on board.
490
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:42,253
What's he talking about?
491
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:44,422
He's talking about
overriding the scrunchie rule,
492
00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:45,590
which is what I'm gonna do.
493
00:15:45,692 --> 00:15:46,858
?
494
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,159
What the hell?
495
00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:50,361
I was promised Neil Peart
from Rush would be here.
496
00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:51,596
Oh, look, there's Barry
from school.
497
00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:54,299
Hi, it's Carla.
That's Carla from school.
498
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,301
Enough. I'm telling
the RA you're the worst roommate
499
00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:57,802
on the planet
and you gotta go.
500
00:15:57,871 --> 00:16:00,038
Not if I tell him that
you're worser and you gotta go!
501
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,106
?
502
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,141
Srini, open up!
503
00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:04,142
My roommate's a monster
504
00:16:04,244 --> 00:16:05,677
who refuses to cap
the toothpaste!
505
00:16:05,779 --> 00:16:08,513
She ate my Shark Bites!
The world is her pantry!
506
00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:10,148
So, if anyone's out,
it's her.
507
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,516
Actually, you're both out.
508
00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:13,351
Geoff,
don't you scrunchie that door!
509
00:16:13,453 --> 00:16:15,386
I'm sorry, but you guys
have been best friends all year
510
00:16:15,455 --> 00:16:16,788
and all of the out-of-town
guests agree
511
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,323
that you need to grow up
and work it out.
512
00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:21,025
Best friends?! She's just
some random girl
513
00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,794
picked from hat
to live with me.
514
00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:24,095
It's madness.
515
00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:26,064
Strangers shouldn't be forced
to sleep four feet apart!
516
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:31,202
?
517
00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:33,604
Wow.
That's all I am to you,
518
00:16:33,707 --> 00:16:35,006
some random stranger?
519
00:16:35,075 --> 00:16:37,976
That's not what I meant.
520
00:16:38,078 --> 00:16:39,377
No, I get it.
521
00:16:39,479 --> 00:16:40,545
You win.
522
00:16:40,613 --> 00:16:42,480
Take the stupid room.
523
00:16:42,582 --> 00:16:45,216
?
524
00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:47,866
Adult Adam: Realizing she hadswapped out her kids
525
00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:51,134
with coaches, my mom knew itwas time to call the game.
526
00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:54,370
Hot damn! Smells like Mama G's
cookin' up a storm in here!
527
00:16:54,439 --> 00:16:56,673
Well, I figured it
would be nice to send you off
528
00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:57,607
with full bellies.
529
00:16:57,676 --> 00:16:59,075
Send us off?
Did we do something wrong?
530
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,844
It's my fault, huh?
I ate all your apples.
531
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,846
No, you've both been
very well behaved
532
00:17:03,915 --> 00:17:07,717
large and double-extra-large
house guests.
533
00:17:07,786 --> 00:17:10,053
It's just that,
at some point,
534
00:17:10,121 --> 00:17:11,554
it's time to leave
the nest.
535
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,623
It's so cruel and lonely
out there.
536
00:17:13,725 --> 00:17:15,024
And you have pillows here.
537
00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:16,592
My big brave boys
are ready to go.
538
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:17,894
[ The Outfield's "Your Love"
plays again ]
539
00:17:17,962 --> 00:17:19,629
I mean, look at you, Rick,
with your...
540
00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:21,197
? Josie's on a vacation
far away ?
541
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:23,433
...being clean now
and, uh, Nick with your...
542
00:17:23,468 --> 00:17:25,034
? Come around
and talk it over ?
543
00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:26,569
? So many things that
I wanna say ?
544
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:27,303
...music.
545
00:17:27,372 --> 00:17:28,338
- You think?
- I know!
546
00:17:28,406 --> 00:17:29,739
Now spread your wings
and fly!
547
00:17:29,808 --> 00:17:31,774
? You know I like my girls
a little bit older ?
548
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,609
Look out, world!
Here come the Mellor boys!
549
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,545
Now grab your snackies.
? I just wanna use your love tonight ?
550
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,347
Oh, um, actually, you know,
neither one of us drove...
551
00:17:37,415 --> 00:17:39,716
- She said fly!
- [ Sighs ]
552
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:42,251
? I don't wanna lose your love tonight ?
So much for the Bevolution.
553
00:17:42,287 --> 00:17:43,920
It's the first weekend ever
without our kids,
554
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,288
and I completely lost
my mind.
555
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:48,523
Well, we still have a few more
years to ease into it.
556
00:17:48,593 --> 00:17:50,293
And what am I gonna do
when they all leave for good?
557
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,528
Honestly, it's gonna be awful
for the both of us.
558
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,064
Please.
For the last four years...
559
00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:58,300
...all you've talked about is
how you want them all to leave
560
00:17:58,302 --> 00:18:00,468
so you can have
some peace and quiet.
561
00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:02,904
Bevie,
you know I hate change...
562
00:18:03,475 --> 00:18:05,408
...but it's easier for me
to say, "I want them out"
563
00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:09,077
than to admit I love
our crazy, loud family.
564
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:13,482
You're gonna miss 'em, huh?
565
00:18:13,584 --> 00:18:15,451
Really helps to know
I'm not alone.
566
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:19,822
? I just wanna use your love
tonight ?
567
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,590
Oh. Hey.
568
00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:22,958
? I don't wanna lose your love
tonight ?
569
00:18:23,027 --> 00:18:24,560
[ Clears throat ]
Welcome to the common room.
570
00:18:24,596 --> 00:18:25,689
It's just for the night.
571
00:18:25,714 --> 00:18:28,154
Housing is getting me a new
roommate this weekend, so...
572
00:18:28,599 --> 00:18:31,533
Okay, this is crazy.
You can't move out.
573
00:18:31,635 --> 00:18:32,768
It's not like we're friends.
574
00:18:32,837 --> 00:18:35,070
I'm just some random girl
that got picked from a hat.
575
00:18:35,106 --> 00:18:38,641
Look, college has been
way harder than I thought,
576
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:42,745
but you've been the only thing
that's made it easier.
577
00:18:42,814 --> 00:18:44,480
I'm sorry I ate
your Shark Bites.
578
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,048
I'm sorry I stole
your ice tray.
579
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:47,783
I'm sorry I played the trumpet
in your face.
580
00:18:47,852 --> 00:18:49,618
I'm sorry that I lured
half my high school up here.
581
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,786
I'm sorry I made up Hector.
582
00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:52,021
What?!
583
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,023
He's so not real. I just,
like, needed you to go away.
584
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,192
That is brilliant
585
00:18:56,294 --> 00:18:58,561
- and totally something I would do!
- [ Chuckles ]
586
00:18:58,629 --> 00:19:00,296
? As you leave me, please,
would you close the door? ?
587
00:19:00,364 --> 00:19:01,564
? And don't forget
what I told you ?
588
00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:02,698
Come on.
Let's get our room back
589
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,966
from my out-of-town guests.
590
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:06,135
No way they're letting us
back in after what we pulled.
591
00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:09,705
Well... I think I have a way
to make it up to them.
592
00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:11,207
? Another shoulderto cry upon ?
593
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,876
All: ? I just want to use
your love ?
594
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,712
? Tonight ?
595
00:19:16,814 --> 00:19:18,714
? Yeah ?
596
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:23,552
? I don't want to lose
your love tonight ?
597
00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:25,254
? Yeah ?
598
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,556
Thank God the one thing I learned at
college is how to throw a good party.
599
00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:28,958
? I just wanna use your lovetonight ?
600
00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:30,593
I got to admit, that six-hour
bus ride was almost worth it.
601
00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:31,994
I'm so sorry, Lainey.
602
00:19:32,096 --> 00:19:33,562
It's okay.
It was so good to see you.
603
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,297
? I don't wanna lose your lovetonight ?
604
00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:36,866
- And Barry, too, kinda.
- I heard that!
605
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:40,002
- She said it was kinda okay
to see me! - Cool.
606
00:19:40,104 --> 00:19:41,570
This is kinda
the greatest night of my life!
607
00:19:41,573 --> 00:19:43,005
[ All cheer ]
Adult Adam: Turns out,
608
00:19:43,107 --> 00:19:45,207
one little scrunchie that wasmeant to keep my sister away
609
00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:46,776
brought everyone together.
610
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,711
As for my parents,for the first time,
611
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,780
their future alonedidn't seem so scary.
612
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,582
Murray, what's all this?
613
00:19:53,684 --> 00:19:55,184
Adam went back
to Dave Kim's,
614
00:19:55,286 --> 00:19:56,719
so you're stuck
with just me again.
615
00:19:56,754 --> 00:20:00,055
In fact, the future lookedbrighter than ever.
616
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,690
You made me dinner.
617
00:20:01,759 --> 00:20:03,926
You said you weren't even
gonna wash the dishes.
618
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:04,927
People change.
619
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,462
Well, don't go changing
too much.
620
00:20:06,564 --> 00:20:07,897
You don't have to worry.
621
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,133
Sometimes, fatecan bring strangers together
622
00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:12,902
in the most random of ways.
623
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:15,037
But suddenly, everythingfalls into place
624
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:17,306
and that strangerbecomes family.
625
00:20:17,408 --> 00:20:19,642
But no matter whatthe universe has in store,
626
00:20:19,744 --> 00:20:21,777
you can faceeven the biggest of changes
627
00:20:21,879 --> 00:20:23,446
when the peopleyou love most
628
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:26,649
pull up a chair and
never leave your side.
629
00:20:27,438 --> 00:20:30,037
_
630
00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:32,038
Hi, I'm Rick Mellor.
631
00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:34,207
[ Bell dings ]
_
632
00:20:34,309 --> 00:20:37,244
Just to have your name mentioned on
a TV like that was kind of crazy.
633
00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:39,350
I didn't believe it when people
first started telling me about it.
634
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,270
I don't miss a show now.
635
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:41,681
The worst part
about the whole thing,
636
00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:44,017
my neighbors think I actually
act like that when I teach.
637
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,752
Think you guys are ready
for the apex
638
00:20:45,854 --> 00:20:48,555
of rubber-ball-based sports --
dodgeball.
639
00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:51,825
Next day at school,
"Mr. Mellor, can we play dodgeball?"
640
00:20:51,927 --> 00:20:54,527
So we end up start playing
dodgeball again because of the show.
641
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,396
When you're a phys-ed teacher,
you do stuff like that.
642
00:20:56,498 --> 00:20:58,431
You have fun with the kids.
You do stuff with the kids.
643
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,966
The kids accuse me
of breaking their ankles.
644
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,034
I never did that.
645
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:09,943
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