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Moves the ball. Swoops! Whoa!
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Adult Adam: My brother Barry.
A world-class athlete...
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Doesn't count. I wasn't ready.
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In his own mind.
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He dedicated his life to hockey, hoops,
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and the art of dance, or whatever this is.
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Even though Barry dreamed of greatness,
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one thing always stood in his way.
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No more karate! End of story!
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And that thing was my mom.
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No karate?! Are you nuts?!
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I'm the next Chuck Norris!
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She always had a tragic tale
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to warn us about the dangers of everything.
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That's what Esther Carp's son said
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and he got a big toe right in his eye.
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Now he can't see color.
Is that what you want?
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Ruth Rosner's grandson was doing the worm.
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He cracked every vertebrae in his body.
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Now he's two inches shorter.
Is that what you want?
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How much will you be moving when a skate
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glides over your windpipe?
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It happened to Judy Muntz's nephew
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and now he can only communicate
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with a Speak & Spell he
wears around his neck.
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Is that what you want?
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Who are these people?
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Tragedy befalls all of them,
and I have no idea who they are!
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My mom's constant smothering
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led Barry to take out
his aggression elsewhere.
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Um, it's been like five minutes.
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I can live without the zagnut.
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Not on my watch.
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You wanted nuts all zagged up in hot fudge,
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cookie dough, honey, and peppermint dust?
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None of those things are in that bar.
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Barry's gonna get it for you.
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Who's Barry? I'm Barry!
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How do you not know this by now?!
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Wait! Come back! I can do it!
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Come on, C4! Let go, you son of a bitch!
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Nice moves, Goldfarb. What?
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I've been watching you, kid.
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I seen you freak out and
melt down all over school.
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Go on.
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You got that unhinged look in your eye.
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I like it. I like it a lot.
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My mother says my eyes
are the brownest brown.
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I've seen browner.
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But let me ask you something...
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Have you ever thought about joining
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the varsity wrestling team?
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Have I?! No.
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Well, we got an opening
in your weight class...
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If you're man enough to handle the pain.
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In that moment,
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Barry realized how to
win over Lexy Bloom...
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a varsity jacket...
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the holy grail with cheap leather sleeves.
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I'm in! Bring the pain.
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Look out, Hulk Hogan.
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Barry Goldberg's on the loose.
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Ow! Ohh, I heard something pop!
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I'm twisted up inside
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but nonetheless I feel the need to say
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- Sync and corrections by Albanda -
- www.Addic7ed.com -
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I don't know the future
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but the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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It was impossible to be a kid in the '80s
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and not love "Star Wars."
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It was the movie that changed everything.
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It gave us light sabers, the force,
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and Billy Dee Williams in a cape.
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So you could imagine how pumped I was
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when George Lucas decided to
close out the trilogy forever.
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Boom! It is upon us!
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"Return of the Jedi"! That's
right, they did it again.
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And guess what... it opens
Friday at the Highway Theater.
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Oh, my God! That's amazing!
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Go away.
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You clearly don't
understand what I'm saying.
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More "Star Wars."
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We get it. "Star Wars" is your life.
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But if you still want to have a life,
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then stop pestering me.
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I'm sensing more resistance
than I was expecting,
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so I'll adjust my expectations.
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Instead, I'll ask that
you pack a sleeping bag,
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some rations, and spend the night with me
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on the sidewalk waiting for tickets.
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What were your original expectations?
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Don't answer that because I don't care,
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'cause it's not happening.
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Please!
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Mom says the only way I can
do it is if you come with me.
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Mom only said that because
she knew I'd say no.
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Obviously, but she
doesn't know what I know...
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you love "Star Wars."
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[Both grunting]
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Bow before Princess Leia!
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Never!
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- Death grip!
- [Choking]
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Reverse death grip!
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[Choking]
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I'm dead.
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- I made copies.
- Damn it!
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Here's how this is gonna go...
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You're either gonna come
to the movie with me,
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or this tape magically ends up playing
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at your next school assembly.
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I hate you.
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We're gonna have so much fun.
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- Hey.
- Ask mom.
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I got a permission slip for...
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- Ask mom.
- Mom will say no.
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- Ask mom.
- I need you to sign it.
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Ask mom.
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I'm joining the wrestling team.
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What? Really?
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So you'll let me wrestle?
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Of course.
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You know, your old man
was quite the grappler
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back in high school.
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I bet that's the reason you're doing it.
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- Not at all.
- Tiny bit?
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- No.
- Maybe a little?
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- No.
- Not even this much?
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I'm doing it for the ladies.
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You see, first you join the wrestling team,
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then you get the varsity
jacket, then you get the power,
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then you get the women.
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Everything you just
said makes so much sense.
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Let me teach you some moves.
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No need. Already learned them.
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- How?
- A little thing
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called "Wrestlemania."
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This is Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
doing the superfly splash!
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Aah! Ohh!
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Pile driver! Ohh!
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Atomic elbow drop! Aah!
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George "The Animal" Steele
is biting the turnbuckle.
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[Grunts]
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Stop! Who does that?!
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The claw! The claw!
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He's applying the sleeper hold!
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Body slam!
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Aah!
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You do understand it's
not that kind of wrestling.
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What? That stuff's not real.
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- What are you saying?
- None of it's real.
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If you're telling me the
Iron Sheik isn't fighting
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to protect his oil
interests in this country,
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then my world will literally cave in.
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Yeah, my dad knew this was
gonna take some time to explain.
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Meanwhile, I was ready to
have the time of my life.
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Back then, you couldn't
just order your seats online.
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You had to wait for days on end.
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Us "Star Wars" fans were
the first ones to camp out.
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We were the trailblazers...
the coolest of the cool,
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and everyone knew it...
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Well, except my sister.
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I want to walk down this line
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and punch everyone in the face.
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Stop. We're gonna have fun.
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And who knows? We might
make some lifelong friends.
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[Imitating Yoda] Hmm! Hello!
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Master Yoda I am.
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Sit next to you in line we will.
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Much bonding we will do.
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How old are you?
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46 on the 8th I'll be.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, my God. You have a wedding ring on?
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Come on, Erica.
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I know you're some big
high school hotshot now,
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but admit it... these
are still your people.
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Okay, the old dude with
the puppet is not my people.
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And the guy riding the
dog... not my people.
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That dog is a tauntaun, and you know it!
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Can't you just try a little bit... For me?
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Fine. A little.
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What's up, mama?
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You ever tandem on a tauntaun?
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Not as dirty as it sounds.
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Go away!
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Ooh! She's as chilly
as the the wampa's lair.
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Right? [Laughs] Right? Am I right?
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As Erica was finally loosening up,
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my dad was helping Barry
lock down that varsity jacket.
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You seriously want me to lie to mom?
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Yes!
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You really think your
mother would willingly
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let you fight another
man with your bare hands?
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But I can't lie. I'm a terrible liar.
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Everyone knows that.
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You just got to keep it quick and simple.
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Here, let me think.
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What would you be doing after school?
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Wait! I got the perfect cover.
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We'll tell mom I joined the army.
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That's what you're going
to tell your mother...
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you're going into combat?!
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Not combat!
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I could be one of those
dudes who flies a helicopter
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and drops in bags of rice.
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So now you're flying a helicopter.
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- Think I can't?
- No!
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I'm tired of you not believing in me!
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I'm a good driver!
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Flying is just like driving, but in 3D.
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I don't even know what that means.
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Okay, I-I think we got a
little off the rails here.
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L-let's just move on.
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No! I'm not moving on until
he says he believes in me.
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Fine. I believe
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you can drop rice from
an imaginary helicopter.
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Here's an idea. How about the school play?
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Tell her you got a bit
part like, uh, a palm tree
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or, uh, a villager who goes
like this in the background.
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I can do that.
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You know what, Al?
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Th could actually work.
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Hi, handsome men.
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How's it going?
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I joined the wrestling team.
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What?! Yeah, no. Never.
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Evelyn Sanderson's son
joined a wrestling team.
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He put one foot...
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No. No need to tell us
that very tragic tale.
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Save it for another time.
Barry was just kidding.
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Tell her what you're really doing.
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I'm in a play?
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Are you kidding me?
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Snuggle monster, I'm so happy!
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What part in "Annie" did you get?
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- What's "Annie"?
- The musical.
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There's fliers all around school.
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Who are you playing?
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Um...
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I'm this guy!
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What is that? What are you doing?
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What guy is that?
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I'm the guy.
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You're Daddy Warbucks?
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Sure.
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You're Daddy [Bleep] Warbucks?!
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Well, I think he's still a moron
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and it's a stupid idea
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and I am not going to get behind it!
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He's doing the play,
and that's the end of it.
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You convinced me. I
now stand behind my son.
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This is so exciting!
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Ohh, I've always wanted to be a stage mom!
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I'm gonna build sets and
rig lights and sew costumes,
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and I'll even be an understudy if need be.
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No.
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If you dare peek into one rehearsal,
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I will quit the play.
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- You wouldn't.
- I would.
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What is wrong with my children?
261
00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:46,192
Why won't they let me
262
00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,528
completely immerse myself in their lives?
263
00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,396
It's okay, it's okay. I'm okay.
264
00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:53,651
Well, I might not be able to
attend an official rehearsal,
265
00:08:53,705 --> 00:08:56,102
but that doesn't mean your
mom can't show you a few moves.
266
00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:58,571
I'm gonna go throw on my
leg warmers and leotard.
267
00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,773
A-dooba-dooba-dooba-doo!
268
00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:02,650
[Chuckles]
269
00:09:03,948 --> 00:09:05,315
What just happened?
270
00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:08,148
What just happened is
you have to learn "Annie."
271
00:09:13,154 --> 00:09:14,591
Good job, moron.
272
00:09:15,654 --> 00:09:18,048
We were only three hours
into our "Star Wars" camp-out,
273
00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,624
but the long wait didn't matter.
274
00:09:19,691 --> 00:09:21,673
I finally had my sister back.
275
00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:23,237
So, I have a theory.
276
00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:25,339
"Star Wars" takes place a long time ago
277
00:09:25,407 --> 00:09:26,841
in a galaxy far, far away, right?
278
00:09:26,909 --> 00:09:28,076
Of course.
279
00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:30,144
So, what if Han Solo is frozen in carbonite
280
00:09:30,212 --> 00:09:31,546
for like a million years
281
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,514
and shipped to a planet far, far away
282
00:09:33,582 --> 00:09:35,416
and that planet was earth in 1940
283
00:09:35,484 --> 00:09:37,251
and he's thawed out just in time
284
00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:40,621
to change his name to Indiana Jones?
285
00:09:42,024 --> 00:09:43,157
Hmm!
286
00:09:43,225 --> 00:09:45,293
I have so much more to say on this topic,
287
00:09:45,361 --> 00:09:46,961
but I drank all the soda.
288
00:09:47,029 --> 00:09:48,529
Dude, that's our rations!
289
00:09:48,597 --> 00:09:50,231
Save my spot.
290
00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,567
Yep, Erica was letting her geek flag fly
291
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,570
and didn't care who saw it,
until her friends arrived.
292
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,505
Erica?
293
00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:59,073
Lainey, hey! Hi, hello.
294
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,541
What are you doing here?
295
00:10:00,609 --> 00:10:01,743
We're going to get cheese steaks.
296
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,844
What are you... doing here?
297
00:10:02,911 --> 00:10:03,978
What's up, legs?
298
00:10:04,046 --> 00:10:05,980
That's... What I'm doing here, too.
299
00:10:06,048 --> 00:10:07,882
Isn't this the cheese steak line?
300
00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:09,817
Eddie's been asking
about you. Come with us.
301
00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,119
Yeah. Okay.
302
00:10:11,186 --> 00:10:13,421
You go ahead, and I'll catch
up with you in a second.
303
00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:14,756
Okay.
304
00:10:15,603 --> 00:10:17,355
Um, my brother will be back in one minute.
305
00:10:17,382 --> 00:10:18,778
Will you hold this spot for me?
306
00:10:18,803 --> 00:10:20,037
Hmm!
307
00:10:20,062 --> 00:10:21,696
- Is that a yes?
- Hmm!
308
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,589
- What is that?
- Hmm!
309
00:10:23,614 --> 00:10:26,082
- Just save our damn place!
- Hmm!
310
00:10:26,099 --> 00:10:28,000
All right. If you come to
your feet, go for the takedown.
311
00:10:28,068 --> 00:10:29,969
Don't let him get away with
that! More explosion there!
312
00:10:30,036 --> 00:10:31,200
Whoa, what are you
doing? What are you doing?
313
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:31,889
What?
314
00:10:31,905 --> 00:10:33,105
What are you doing with the folding chair?
315
00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:34,673
You said to practice our take-downs.
316
00:10:34,741 --> 00:10:36,609
The chair-bash is my
character's patented move.
317
00:10:36,676 --> 00:10:37,543
Your character?
318
00:10:37,611 --> 00:10:39,645
Yeah. For the WWF.
319
00:10:39,713 --> 00:10:41,247
They call me Goldberg.
320
00:10:41,314 --> 00:10:43,683
My back story is my parents
gave me up for adoption,
321
00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:46,052
and then I grew up on the
rough streets of Philly.
322
00:10:46,119 --> 00:10:47,720
I'm sensitive, so ladies love me,
323
00:10:47,788 --> 00:10:50,222
but I also have a raging
side, so men can relate, too.
324
00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:51,390
But this isn't the WWF.
325
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:53,359
And as someone whose parents really did
326
00:10:53,427 --> 00:10:55,494
give him up for adoption, I can promise you
327
00:10:55,562 --> 00:10:57,897
it's a lot more emotionally
complicated than that.
328
00:10:57,964 --> 00:10:59,265
Now, put the chair back.
329
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,713
While Barry was having a tough time
330
00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:03,102
accepting this wasn't the WWF,
331
00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:06,105
he was having an even
tougher time learning "Annie."
332
00:11:06,173 --> 00:11:07,962
Together at last
333
00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:12,036
together forever
334
00:11:12,349 --> 00:11:14,079
we're tying a knot
335
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,314
What's that, Murray?
336
00:11:15,629 --> 00:11:18,418
They never can sever
337
00:11:18,694 --> 00:11:21,329
I don't need sunshine now
338
00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:24,090
to turn my gray skies blue
339
00:11:24,157 --> 00:11:25,925
Sing it from the diaphragm
340
00:11:25,993 --> 00:11:29,428
I don't need anything but you
341
00:11:29,496 --> 00:11:31,764
Ahh! Aha!
342
00:11:31,832 --> 00:11:34,467
I'm kind of wondering if
this whole thing is worth it.
343
00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:35,668
It is what it is.
344
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,236
Pops and my dad had helped Barry
345
00:11:37,304 --> 00:11:38,904
pull off the perfect cover story.
346
00:11:38,972 --> 00:11:41,574
Unfortunately, Erica wasn't
interested in covering for me.
347
00:11:41,642 --> 00:11:44,443
Hey, that's my spot. My
sister was saving it for me.
348
00:11:44,511 --> 00:11:45,611
Where did she go?
349
00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,246
Like I care what your sister would do.
350
00:11:47,737 --> 00:11:49,915
She went to get a cheese steak
with her smoking-hot friend.
351
00:11:49,983 --> 00:11:50,824
Come on.
352
00:11:50,871 --> 00:11:52,785
I just went to the bathroom
for like 10 seconds.
353
00:11:52,853 --> 00:11:55,021
Sorry, man. But you
should have planned ahead.
354
00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:57,123
The smart ones of us brought along someone
355
00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:59,125
we could trust to hold our spot in line.
356
00:11:59,192 --> 00:12:00,826
Others in more unwieldy costumes
357
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,662
have rigged themselves
with elaborate tubing
358
00:12:02,729 --> 00:12:03,930
and disposable plastic bags
359
00:12:03,997 --> 00:12:05,765
so that they might
quietly relieve themselves
360
00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:07,233
even while talking to a stranger.
361
00:12:07,696 --> 00:12:09,035
Ahh.
362
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,730
What?
363
00:12:10,755 --> 00:12:12,939
Can't a man "ahh" in
relief without being judged?
364
00:12:13,006 --> 00:12:14,907
Unreal. Unreal, you guys.
365
00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:17,249
Seriously? You're not gonna
let me back into my spot?
366
00:12:17,311 --> 00:12:18,344
I'm just a boy.
367
00:12:18,412 --> 00:12:19,178
Seriously?
368
00:12:19,203 --> 00:12:21,338
Luke Skywalker was just a boy, okay?
369
00:12:21,419 --> 00:12:22,753
Rules are the rules.
370
00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:25,012
Good luck catching the Sunday matinee.
371
00:12:26,232 --> 00:12:28,154
My sister had done the unthinkable.
372
00:12:28,221 --> 00:12:30,289
She ruined "Star Wars."
373
00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:33,225
You're on the mat sizing up your opponent.
374
00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:34,627
The ref blows the whistle.
375
00:12:34,695 --> 00:12:36,829
He makes his move. What do you do?
376
00:12:36,897 --> 00:12:38,497
I bounce off the ropes to get momentum,
377
00:12:38,565 --> 00:12:39,832
and I spear him with my body.
378
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,001
Again! It's not that kind of wres...
379
00:12:42,069 --> 00:12:44,437
I know, it's not that type of wrestling.
380
00:12:44,504 --> 00:12:45,571
I get it.
381
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,440
But those are the only moves I perfected
382
00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:48,908
on my bed jumping around.
383
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,644
It's true. I've seen him.
He's quite a jumper, this one.
384
00:12:51,712 --> 00:12:53,646
Okay, let me show you a real move.
385
00:12:53,714 --> 00:12:55,815
This was my specialty back in the day.
386
00:12:55,882 --> 00:12:58,884
You use your opponent's weight
and strength against him.
387
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,019
You smell like sandwich.
388
00:13:00,087 --> 00:13:01,053
Shut up.
389
00:13:01,121 --> 00:13:03,756
As I lean in to you, you pull back
390
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:06,893
and use your opponent's
momentum to take him down!
391
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,861
Oh, my God. I'm so bored right now.
392
00:13:08,929 --> 00:13:10,863
Just let me hit you with something!
393
00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:12,765
Pops, get me a 2x4.
394
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,501
What are you doing?! No 2x4s! I told you!
395
00:13:15,569 --> 00:13:18,070
Beverly: Barry Norman Goldberg, look at me.
396
00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,339
Are you on the wrestling team?
397
00:13:20,407 --> 00:13:22,208
Uh... No?
398
00:13:22,276 --> 00:13:23,376
Oh, really?
399
00:13:23,443 --> 00:13:24,777
Because I was just down
at the school theater
400
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,279
building an orphanage for a show
401
00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:27,914
that apparently you're not even in.
402
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:30,283
What? You promised you
weren't going down there.
403
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:31,817
I have a problem.
404
00:13:31,885 --> 00:13:35,087
Yes, he's on the wrestling
team, but that's a good thing.
405
00:13:35,155 --> 00:13:38,491
I was on the wrestling team,
and look how fine I turned out.
406
00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:42,662
[Laughing] Ohhhhwha!
407
00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:46,098
[Laughing]
408
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:49,604
How dare you go behind my back
409
00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:53,310
and encourage my delicious
baby muffin to lie to me!
410
00:13:53,435 --> 00:13:56,075
Bev, come on. It's not that big of a deal.
411
00:13:56,143 --> 00:13:57,343
Let the boy wrestle.
412
00:13:57,411 --> 00:13:59,612
Helen Cutler's son was
in a wrestling match once
413
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,247
and his head popped right off
414
00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:03,416
and now he lives his life as just a head.
415
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:05,818
There's no such thing as just a head!
416
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,320
You need organs to live.
417
00:14:07,387 --> 00:14:08,888
Well, tell that to Helen Cutler
418
00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:10,690
as she's carrying her son
around the grocery store
419
00:14:10,757 --> 00:14:12,091
like a football.
420
00:14:12,159 --> 00:14:14,327
Well, where's his heart?!
You need a heart to function!
421
00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:15,461
It's in his neck.
422
00:14:15,529 --> 00:14:17,697
He's got a little neck with organs in it.
423
00:14:17,764 --> 00:14:19,398
Oh, so now he's got a neck!
424
00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:20,600
What else has he got?
425
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:21,701
Maybe a body?!
426
00:14:21,768 --> 00:14:23,035
Everyone, shut up!
427
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:26,239
All my life, you've been
treating me like a baby.
428
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:29,141
Well, guess what... It stops now.
429
00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:31,711
I'm a grown adult man and I'm gonna wrestle
430
00:14:31,778 --> 00:14:33,993
and there's nothing you can do about it!
431
00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:35,025
Nothing!
432
00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:38,051
Despite my brother's goofy
run, he'd made up his mind.
433
00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:39,410
It was go time,
434
00:14:39,435 --> 00:14:41,615
but Barry wasn't the only
one ready for a fight.
435
00:14:42,496 --> 00:14:44,363
There you are! You scared me to death!
436
00:14:44,486 --> 00:14:45,499
Where were you?
437
00:14:45,626 --> 00:14:47,008
Where were you?!
438
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:49,629
I asked you to do one thing... stand!
439
00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:51,111
Just stand there!
440
00:14:51,136 --> 00:14:52,620
But you couldn't even do that!
441
00:14:52,652 --> 00:14:55,134
And now I'll never see
"Return of the Jedi."
442
00:14:55,202 --> 00:14:57,036
Oh, please, just to spite me?
443
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:59,605
Correct! You ruined "Star Wars" for me.
444
00:14:59,673 --> 00:15:02,074
From this point on, I'll
have nothing to do with it.
445
00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:03,709
Nothing!
446
00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:10,917
Dang it! That's a collector's item!
447
00:15:11,024 --> 00:15:13,259
But I don't care! [Breathing heavily]
448
00:15:13,357 --> 00:15:14,357
Why did I do this?
449
00:15:14,387 --> 00:15:15,788
You made me lose control of my body.
450
00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:17,614
You honestly want to know why I left?
451
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,905
I didn't want my friends
to see me stand in line
452
00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:22,561
at some space movie that
I got blackmailed into
453
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,096
by my dumb kid brother.
454
00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:26,065
I blackmailed you because it's the only way
455
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,633
to get you to spend time with me.
456
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,063
And I didn't used to just
be your dumb kid brother.
457
00:15:32,272 --> 00:15:34,401
I used to be your friend.
458
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:40,691
It had been a full day
459
00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:41,926
since I banished "Star Wars" from my life.
460
00:15:41,993 --> 00:15:44,281
I was in a sarlacc pit of despair,
461
00:15:44,351 --> 00:15:47,464
that is, until a certain
princess rescued me.
462
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,619
- Hey!
- Get up. Put this on.
463
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,744
We're going to that movie.
464
00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:52,780
I told you I'm not
seeing the Sunday matinee.
465
00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:54,876
It's like wearing somebody
else's wedding dress.
466
00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:56,511
What does that even mean?
467
00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:59,013
It doesn't matter. We're going today.
468
00:15:59,081 --> 00:15:59,819
How?
469
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,844
Well, I told the theater
manager what happened,
470
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,851
and he was incredibly sympathetic.
471
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,020
- He's gonna sneak us in.
- Really?
472
00:16:06,088 --> 00:16:09,023
I also said I would go to dinner
with him and his grandparents.
473
00:16:09,091 --> 00:16:10,835
I really wish I would
have just stayed in line.
474
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,160
Meanwhile, my brother was ready to fight.
475
00:16:13,228 --> 00:16:15,596
And according to Barry
Logic, if he won this match,
476
00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:16,898
Lexy would never forget his name.
477
00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:18,734
And even though he had a lot to lose,
478
00:16:18,781 --> 00:16:20,969
it was my dad who had the butterflies.
479
00:16:21,032 --> 00:16:22,833
How you doing, champ? You nervous?
480
00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:25,555
I'm not nervous. Don't be nervous.
481
00:16:25,782 --> 00:16:28,587
Uh, I'm a little nervous,
not about the wrestling thing.
482
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:29,983
I'm just worried about my catchphrase
483
00:16:29,983 --> 00:16:31,985
'cause once I say it, I
can never take it back.
484
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,558
I was thinking, "welcome to the mat."
485
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,626
No catchphrase.
486
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,194
Goldberg, quit trading recipes.
487
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,862
Let's go! You're up! Let's go, let's go!
488
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:38,930
Look alive! Come on!
489
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,300
[Europe's "the final countdown" plays]
490
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,668
This was it...
491
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,804
the start of my brother's wrestling career,
492
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,539
and nothing was gonna stop him.
493
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,677
I said no!
494
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:53,912
Mom?
495
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,181
Are you kidding me right now? Move.
496
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,650
I will not move. I will never move.
497
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,951
You're my special boy.
498
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,486
If you end up being just a head,
499
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,987
then I have failed as a mother.
500
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,222
No.
501
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,523
No.
502
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,025
Barry! What did I say?
503
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,960
What did I say? What did... ohh!
504
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,295
[Crowd gasps]
505
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,745
Mom, Llexy Bloom is watching me right now.
506
00:17:12,745 --> 00:17:13,865
What the hell are you doing?!
507
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,367
I'm saving your life.
508
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,835
Bevy, no!
509
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,036
I love you, honey!
510
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,705
I love you so much! I
will never let you go!
511
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,409
Don't fight back! Go limp under mama!
512
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,611
And we're off the rails again.
513
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,314
- Dad, help me! She's so strong!
- I'm trying!
514
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,445
- Tap out, Barry.
- Barry, tap out!
515
00:17:31,574 --> 00:17:33,108
- I'm tapping out!
- Tap out, Barry!
516
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,554
You are a nightmare, okay?!
517
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,690
Now Lexy Bloom will
never follow me to college
518
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,058
on a wrestling scholarship.
519
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:43,395
You have no right to be
mad at me... No right!
520
00:17:43,877 --> 00:17:47,198
You're the one who lied and
directly defied my orders.
521
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,633
- True story.
- Oh, here we go!
522
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,835
- Susie Goodman's son defied her at one point.
- I don't care!
523
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,904
- How do you know so many sad people?!
- And do you know that resulted in his tragic...
524
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,172
Enough!
525
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,473
All right, Bevy,
526
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,310
no one loves a tragic
parenting tale more than you.
527
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:01,413
Did you ever hear the one
about Beverly Goldberg's son?
528
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,882
He got utterly dominated by her
529
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:07,852
in front of the whole school
and was made a laughingstock.
530
00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:09,988
Oh, my God.
531
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,023
That is kind of what happened, isn't it?
532
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,558
Honey, at a certain point,
533
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,927
you're only hurting them
by holding them back.
534
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,262
Well, the damage is done.
535
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,530
- Not yet.
- ["The final countdown" plays]
536
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,564
What?
537
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,366
There is a way to make people forget
538
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,535
the terrible things they saw today,
539
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,471
and that's for you to go
out and pulverize this kid
540
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,506
and show him why your catchphrase
541
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,175
is "welcome to the mat!"...
542
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,010
Or something better that you think of
543
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,345
on your way out there.
544
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,948
And, Bevy, I will hold your
hand through the whole thing.
545
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,052
Go get 'em, ***.
546
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,991
[Roars]
547
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,860
That day, my brother
and I each opened a door
548
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,762
that would change our lives forever.
549
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,063
I'll always remember
550
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,598
stepping into my little hometown theater,
551
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,000
heart pounding,
552
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,302
knowing that I was about
to watch pure magic,
553
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,938
and it was all thanks to my sister.
554
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:03,341
[Cheers and applause]
555
00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:05,343
That's funny.
556
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,178
I was expecting to wrestle your mom.
557
00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:09,786
[Whistle blows]
558
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,851
[Cheers and applause]
559
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,052
Whoa!
560
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,086
Ohh! Yeah!
561
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,588
Wow!
562
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,089
Welcome to the mat!
563
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,424
All right, Goldberg!
564
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,825
I taught him that move!
565
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,394
He learned that from me!
566
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,395
More or less.
567
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,663
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
568
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,565
I've always wanted to be a wrestling mom!
569
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,633
I can't hear you?!
570
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,169
Goldberg can't hear you!
571
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:32,604
[Cheers and applause]
572
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,039
You know it, girl!
573
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,674
I'm tough, but gentle,
574
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,742
and we're gonna ride a horse into the sun.
575
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,812
Yeah! Yeah!
576
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,347
Okay, so my brother didn't go on
577
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,516
to become a famous professional
wrestler named Goldberg.
578
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,851
Finishing move!
579
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,019
But in that moment, he felt invincible.
580
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,054
Oh, no, no, no! No! No!
581
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,288
Goldberg, it's over. It's over.
582
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,409
It's over. You won. You won.
583
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,861
Yeah!
584
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,195
There's nothing you remember more
585
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,763
than your childhood victories.
586
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,565
-
The final countdown
- they stay with you forever.
587
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,900
And if you're lucky,
588
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,835
your family is right there with you.
589
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,203
Thank you so much.
590
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:08,039
Ohhhh
591
00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:10,694
- Hey.
- Ask mom.
592
00:20:10,719 --> 00:20:12,158
I've got some new wrestling moves.
593
00:20:12,158 --> 00:20:13,440
Ask mom.
594
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,518
You're gonna love them.
595
00:20:15,056 --> 00:20:15,771
Mm-hmm.
596
00:20:15,796 --> 00:20:18,498
[Grunting]
597
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:20,337
The hulkster can't hear you!
598
00:20:20,412 --> 00:20:22,347
The hulkster can't hear you!
599
00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:23,782
The hulkster can't hear you!
600
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,751
Oh, and he's raking his
face against the ropes!
601
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:28,353
Oh, that can't be legal!
602
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,221
That just can't be legal!
603
00:20:30,289 --> 00:20:32,990
Oh, no! He has a foreign object.
604
00:20:34,806 --> 00:20:36,806
Has the referee not seen this?
605
00:20:37,426 --> 00:20:40,335
He's done! He's done!
606
00:20:40,459 --> 00:20:42,324
World champion!
607
00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:44,888
Still a moron.
608
00:20:44,956 --> 00:20:54,591
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