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Adult Adam: Every kid has that one
movie that defined their childhood.
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Mine was "The Goonies."
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It had treasure hunting,pirates, kids on an adventure,
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and cool gadgets built by Data.
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I lived "Goonies."I breathed "Goonies."
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I even did the truffle shuffle,a dance made famous
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by Chunk, the lovable fat kid.[ Grunting ]
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- Aww.
- Mom!
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Is it silly dance time?
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It's the truffle shuffle.
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You're ruining my movie.
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I'm pretty sure
I'm making it better.
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She wasn't.
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Their time! Up there! I was obsessed.
I wanted to live out every scene.
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Down here it's our time.
Down here it's our time.
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It's our time down here!
It's our time down here!
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All right, beat it, butthole.
I rented "weird science."
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No! Stop!
It's not over yet.
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Let me tell you how it ends.
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I punch you in the chest,
you cry, roll end credits.
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Adam! What the hell?
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- Did you take my hair dryer?
- Relax.
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I think you're gonna
be delighted
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when you see
what I've done with it.
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- It's a goonie gadget.
- Neat.
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Let's see how this thing works.
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Wow. Works well.
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You owe me a hair dryer,
you putz.
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Hey. Great news.
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There's a horrible smell
coming from the attic,
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and your mom wants me
to figure out what it is.
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How is that great news?
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I got the brilliant idea
to dump it off on you morons.
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I'm 80% sure
something's dead up there.
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Go make some memories.
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I'll be there in a sec.
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I'm just about to watch
the good part.
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[ Chuckles ]
Which is all of it.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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"How do toasters work"?
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What? No.
I have an idea.
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Every time I went upinto my attic,
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I wishedI'd find a treasure map,
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just like in my favorite scenefrom "Goonies."
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Unfortunately for me,
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I'd mentioned thatto Erica and Barry.
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Whoa.
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I didn't know mom and dad
had this much crap up here.
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Barry, when you drop something,
pick it up.
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What the?
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It's an old map of Jenkintown.
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Oh, that thing?
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Mom bought that when the
historical society shut down.
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Oh, my God. It's signed
by William Penn.
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Why would the founder
of Pennsylvania
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sign a map of our town?
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Because he died
in this very neighborhood.
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Yeah, and they never found
his fortune. Who cares?
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Come on. We have an attic
to clean.
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There's an "x" on this map,
right in our own neighborhood.
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An "x"?
What does an "x" mark?
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The spot.
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Guys, there's treasure
in this town,
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and we're gonna find it.
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Come on! Follow me!
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I don't hear you running
after me!
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We should be running
as a group.
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You know, I like it
when we work together as a team
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to torture and humiliate
our little brother.
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Yeah. We should do
more mean projects together.
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I'm twisted up inside
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but nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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I don't know the future
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but the past keeps getting clearer every day
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It was February 22,1980-something,
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and the day began likemost others for my grandpa.
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Good morning, House of Waffles!
Belgian beauties on me!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Yep, breakfast for everyone,
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but that's just who he was.
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Pops' generosity knewno boundaries.
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- Hey, Albert. Nice shirt.
- You want it? It's yours.
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No, no,
I-I don't want the shirt.
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Take it.
Take the shirt.
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All I said was
the shirt was nice.
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That was the thing about pops.
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He'd literally give youthe shirt off his back,
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and we'd try notto take advantage of him,
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most of the time.
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[ Clears throat ]
Big news, everybody.
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It's my half-birthday
in two months.
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Your half-birthday?
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And you've just been sitting
on that?
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Beverly: No, stop.
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There is no such thing
as a half-birthday.
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Dad, take the money back.
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Mom, leave him alone.
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A handsome
60-year-old man
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has the right to do
whatever he wants.
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You think I'm 60?
Get over here.
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And stop giving cash
to the kids
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every time they lie to you
about your age.
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Murray:
Bevy, leave the man alone.
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He's doing damn good
for a 40-year-old.
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This guy!
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While pops was giving awayhis fortune,
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I'd gathered my best friendsto find some of our own.
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What's going on?
What are you nimrods up to?
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Good, you're here.
Now the treasure hunt can begin.
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Here are the costumes to the
characters you'll be assigned.
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I, of course, will be Mikey,
leader of the Goonies.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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That was both in reference
to my character,
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also to help
my seasonal allergies.
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Okay, let's keep this moving.
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I've got some normal people
to see later.
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Erica, you'll be Stef,
the unpleasant crab fisherman.
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Dana, you'll be Andy,
the cute cheerleader.
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Aww, that's sweet.
[ Giggles ]
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Get a room.
And for obvious reasons,
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Emmy Mirsky, you'll be mouth.
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I know you're a girl,
but I think of you like a dude.
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And I think of you like a girl.
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Okay! Really digging
this outfit.
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Tell me more about this
clearly awesome badass.
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You're my big brother.
That makes you brand.
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Got it... I'm Burt,
the handsome surfer
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who solves crimes at night, eh?
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Close enough.
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Chad Kremp, you'll play Chunk.
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Stuff this pillow
under your shirt
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and munch on this Baby Ruth.
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Um, can this be a granola bar?
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My mom won't let me
eat chocolate.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, Chunk.
Classic comic sidekick.
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- Are we a team or what?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.
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Question...
which Goonie am I?
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Oh, yeah, Dave Kim.
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Good question.
Who's left?
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Let's see. Hmm.
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Tough call.
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Well, Brand is taken, so...
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You wanted me to be Data.
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What? No.
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I just invited all of my closest
friends over to hang out.
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You've literally never
invited me over before.
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So you don't think
we're friends.
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That really stings, Dave Kim...
really stings.
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But since you're here,
you might as well wear
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this elaborate gadget
and trench coat.
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Or I'll be Mikey.
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- You want to be Mikey? Be Mikey.
- Then I'm Mikey.
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You can't be Mikey!
Just put on the coat!
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[ Cyndi Lauper's "Goonies 'R' Good
Enough" plays ] All right, Goonies,
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who's ready for the adventure
of a lifetime?
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Good enough
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for you, it's good enough
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for me, it's good enough
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[ Music stops ]
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This is it. I can feel it.
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Some treasure hunt... biking
10 feet across the street.
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Barry:
You're wrong, Dave Kim.
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This is quite an adventure.
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According to this map,
this is the spot.
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Okay, we got to look for
anything out of the ordinary.
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Look! That's a weird knot
in the tree.
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Seems strange.
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Like I said, this is
quite an adventure.
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[ Gasps ]
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I told you this was real.
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You guys ready?
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'Cause once I open this...
Everything changes.
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It's a note.
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It says...
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"Adam Goldberg
is a giant nerd!"
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[ Both laugh ]
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Say "cheese."
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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It's true.
You're such a nerd.
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I hate you guys!
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Adam, come on.
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It's not like we invited
all of your friends.
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But that did make it
extra hilarious.
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[ Both laugh ]
Go ahead, yuck it up.
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Starting now, I don't have
a brother and sister.
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You're both dead to me.
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We should go. Nobody tell
my mom about the chocolate.
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Shut up, Chunk.
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Thanks, Adam.
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This was fun... Until the sad,
embarrassing part.
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- Bye, Adam.
- Bye, Adam. See ya.
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While my siblings were busyruining my life,
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pops was living the high life.
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So, what do you want to drink?
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Red or white?
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A Martini.
A little dirty.
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Mm. I was hoping
you'd say that.
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[ Laughs ] Hello!
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What?
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D-did you break
into my place?
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No, I had a key made...
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Which didn't work
because you changed the locks,
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so I had to crawl in
through the window, so yes.
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Who's this?
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This is my daughter,
who was just leaving.
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Sorry. I'm not really interested
in dating someone with kids.
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Miriam, I swear
she's on her way out.
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- I had no idea how this...
- Bye-bye.
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Bye.
[ Door closes ]
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Nice job.
She was a sure thing.
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Do you know how long...
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Dad, we need to talk.
Your finances are a mess.
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Oh, please.
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You're late paying your bills,
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you've been forgetting
to cash your checks,
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and you've made some
very questionable investments.
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I believe in that alpaca farm.
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The alpaca
is the dog of the future.
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Dad, I've got to take over
your finances.
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The hell you are.
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It says here you closed
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your safety deposit box
five years ago.
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I had a key. They had a key.
It was crazy.
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So where's mom's good jewelry?
It was all in there.
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- I gave it to you.
- No, you didn't.
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I clearly remember handing it
directly to you.
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You had a colorful sweater
and big hair,
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and you were on your way
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to tell somebody
how to run their life.
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Okay, now you're just
describing me on any given day.
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So you remember it, too.
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Fine. You want me to ransack
my house from top to bottom?
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I will.
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But when I don't find that
jewelry, I'm calling the shots.
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How dare you?
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I'm very responsible
with my money.
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You're using $10 bills
as coasters.
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I ran out of fives.
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Meanwhile, it had been a week
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since I spoke to my brotherand sister,
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and it was finally startingto get to them.
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Hey, pal.
You're looking good, strong.
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[ Growls, laughs ]
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What's that I hear, the wind?
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Come on, Adam.
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What do we got to do to stop
being dead to you already?
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You can start with an apology.
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Okay, fine.
We feel really bad.
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For real, we're sorry.
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I don't accept.
250
00:09:38,483 --> 00:09:40,068
- You can't do that!
- I just did.
251
00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:41,359
Take the sorry.
252
00:09:41,426 --> 00:09:42,582
I reject the sorry!
253
00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:44,203
You asked for the sorry!
254
00:09:44,269 --> 00:09:46,350
I asked for it
so I could reject it.
255
00:09:46,417 --> 00:09:48,666
You take the damn sorry!
Take it now! Take it!
256
00:09:48,732 --> 00:09:49,856
I take nothing!
257
00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:51,642
He's not taking it.
258
00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:54,782
So you're just gonna
disown us? Unreal.
259
00:09:54,850 --> 00:09:57,163
It's just a stupid,
stupid movie.
260
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,578
Not to me. That movie
is everything to me.
261
00:09:59,644 --> 00:10:01,197
And you used it to embarrass me
262
00:10:01,264 --> 00:10:03,511
in front of all my friends
and Dave Kim!
263
00:10:03,578 --> 00:10:05,528
Okay, we got caught up
in the excitement
264
00:10:05,595 --> 00:10:07,314
of crushing your little spirit.
265
00:10:07,382 --> 00:10:09,165
But we'll figure out a way
to even the score.
266
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,951
Trust me, I'm way ahead of you.
267
00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:16,076
Erica Slater,that's gonna be my name
268
00:10:16,144 --> 00:10:20,540
Erica Slater, unlessyou think it's lame
269
00:10:20,607 --> 00:10:26,293
Then we'll change your nameto Christian Go-o-ldberg
270
00:10:26,361 --> 00:10:27,550
[ Adam laughs ]
271
00:10:27,617 --> 00:10:29,897
Adam! God! Get out!
272
00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,200
What did you do?!
273
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,117
You embarrassed me
in front of my friends,
274
00:10:35,185 --> 00:10:37,001
so I sent this out
to a few select people
275
00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,623
so you'll know
what it feels like.
276
00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:39,878
- No!
- Yes!
277
00:10:39,946 --> 00:10:41,235
- No!
- Yes!
278
00:10:41,301 --> 00:10:43,648
That sucks, girl.
279
00:10:43,715 --> 00:10:45,235
[ Scoffs ] So we're good?
280
00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:47,682
We sure are. I sent out a little
workout video of you.
281
00:10:47,749 --> 00:10:50,129
So? I look good
when I work out.
282
00:10:50,196 --> 00:10:52,146
With Mom.
That happened one time!
283
00:10:52,212 --> 00:10:53,468
The one time I was filming it.
284
00:10:53,536 --> 00:10:54,956
Dead!
You're dead to me!
285
00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:57,105
Doesn't matter, 'cause you're
already dead to me!
286
00:10:57,172 --> 00:10:58,401
Well, you're really dead to me!
287
00:10:58,428 --> 00:10:59,750
Well, then that's settled.
288
00:10:59,818 --> 00:11:00,967
We're all dead to each other.
289
00:11:03,719 --> 00:11:05,405
Why would Christian Slater
290
00:11:05,472 --> 00:11:07,422
change his last name
to Goldberg?
291
00:11:11,987 --> 00:11:15,032
Adult Adam: The search for my
grandmother's missing jewels had begun.
292
00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:16,771
And when Beverly Goldbergis on the hunt,
293
00:11:16,838 --> 00:11:20,209
it's best to steer clear.
294
00:11:20,276 --> 00:11:23,814
Okay, Dad, I've looked
everywhere down here.
295
00:11:23,881 --> 00:11:24,806
No jewelry.
296
00:11:24,873 --> 00:11:26,028
Now I'm heading upstairs
297
00:11:26,096 --> 00:11:28,343
to start tearing apart
the rest of the house,
298
00:11:28,411 --> 00:11:30,228
unless you want to
tell me something.
299
00:11:30,296 --> 00:11:31,748
I want to tell you good luck.
300
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,271
I'm rooting for you, princess.
301
00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:35,386
Unbelievable.
302
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,825
Albert, this is madness.
She's killing both of us here.
303
00:11:38,892 --> 00:11:40,775
How are you getting killed?
304
00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:42,925
She's going through every nook
and cranny of this house.
305
00:11:42,991 --> 00:11:45,405
She already found my stash
of Cuban cigars.
306
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,248
She found my secret tin
of multi-flavored popcorn...
307
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,860
caramel, yellow cheese,
white cheese.
308
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,910
- Ooh, I like the white cheese.
- We all do.
309
00:11:52,977 --> 00:11:55,357
Albert,
you're not going to win,
310
00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:58,234
so let's end this
and get your finances in order.
311
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,152
Let me help you.
312
00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:01,871
Here.
I even made you a budget.
313
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:07,686
This is a cruel joke, right?
314
00:12:07,753 --> 00:12:10,926
$200 a month for clothes?
Are you nuts?
315
00:12:10,994 --> 00:12:12,216
It's more than enough.
316
00:12:12,284 --> 00:12:14,629
I wear silk.
It costs me a fortune.
317
00:12:14,697 --> 00:12:17,969
Little worms make it.
Little worms make my clothes.
318
00:12:18,036 --> 00:12:19,325
Well, then don't wear silk.
319
00:12:19,392 --> 00:12:21,706
You're lucky I don't punch you
in the face right now.
320
00:12:21,772 --> 00:12:23,392
Fine, $300 for clothes,
321
00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:25,277
but it's coming out
of your food budget.
322
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,219
No way. It's already
unreasonably low.
323
00:12:28,286 --> 00:12:33,245
How can I buy waffles for
an entire restaurant on $400?
324
00:12:33,312 --> 00:12:35,263
- You can't.
- Selfish son of bitch.
325
00:12:35,329 --> 00:12:37,247
Okay, fine...
$500 for food,
326
00:12:37,313 --> 00:12:39,791
but I am not budging
on entertainment.
327
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,239
You only have me budgeted
for three massages a week.
328
00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:43,462
It's insanity.
329
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:46,240
Do you know why this skin
is like butter?
330
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:49,016
'Cause it's rubbed with butter.
331
00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:50,604
A woman named Rhoda
332
00:12:50,671 --> 00:12:53,448
comes to my house
and rubs butter on me.
333
00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:55,993
Now, do you want to
deprive me and her
334
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,312
- of that experience?
- Yes.
335
00:12:57,379 --> 00:13:01,082
I am 100% positive
I gave Beverly that jewelry,
336
00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:04,454
and I'm outraged that you
don't believe me... outraged.
337
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,405
So, you've been lying to Mom
this whole time?
338
00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:08,091
Pops, this is bad.
339
00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:09,712
When Mom finds out
that you're the one
340
00:13:09,778 --> 00:13:11,695
who forgot
where you put the jewelry,
341
00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:13,481
you'll be on a budget forever.
342
00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:15,532
Rhoda will never
butter you up again.
343
00:13:15,598 --> 00:13:17,779
Not if we track down
that jewelry.
344
00:13:17,846 --> 00:13:19,829
I found this.
345
00:13:19,897 --> 00:13:22,176
It's a list of Nana's jewelry,
346
00:13:22,243 --> 00:13:25,616
plus a little clue to help me
remember where I put it.
347
00:13:25,683 --> 00:13:29,650
"Irene's necklace, wedding ring,
brooch, and gems.
348
00:13:29,716 --> 00:13:31,568
Play this until it ends."
349
00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:33,750
- It rhymes.
- I like to make things fun.
350
00:13:33,817 --> 00:13:35,535
- So what does the clue mean?
- No clue.
351
00:13:35,603 --> 00:13:38,247
You know what this is?
A treasure hunt.
352
00:13:38,313 --> 00:13:40,792
So you'll help me find it?
353
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,074
I vowed that my treasure-hunting
days were over.
354
00:13:43,141 --> 00:13:45,355
But for you,
I'll come out of retirement.
355
00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:49,058
Thanks for coming back.
356
00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:51,237
I know how this is gonna sound,
357
00:13:51,304 --> 00:13:53,254
but there actually is a bag
of lost jewelry,
358
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,576
and it's up to us to find it.
359
00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:56,659
Dude, this is getting
kind of sad.
360
00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:59,668
I'm serious. You're just gonna
have to trust me on this.
361
00:13:59,736 --> 00:14:01,850
All right, but I'm really not
supposed to have chocolate.
362
00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:04,033
We don't have to be Goonies
this time.
363
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,223
Oh, yeah?
So what, then?
364
00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:06,745
"Indiana Jones"?
I got to be short round?
365
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,166
No, Dave Kim!
366
00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:10,381
This isn't a movie.
This is real life.
367
00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:12,860
And I just really wanted
my friends to help me.
368
00:14:14,151 --> 00:14:15,540
So, what's the plan?
369
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,655
First, we need to get
the rest of our team.
370
00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:19,441
Hey, you guys.
[ TV chatter ]
371
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:20,532
[ Click ]
372
00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:21,689
- Hey!
- Hey!
373
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,905
- We need your help.
- No fricking way!
374
00:14:23,972 --> 00:14:26,781
- Not after you sent out those
humiliating tapes of us. - Yeah!
375
00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:28,765
Everyone's making fun of me
at school.
376
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,980
No one will sit
next to me at lunch.
377
00:14:31,048 --> 00:14:33,130
Girls are ignoring me.
378
00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:35,544
- Dude, I didn't send out any tapes.
- Say what?
379
00:14:35,611 --> 00:14:37,328
I just said I did
to make you guys mad.
380
00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:40,471
No, no, you sent out tapes
to everyone at school
381
00:14:40,537 --> 00:14:43,148
and that girl who works at
the Orange Julius at the mall.
382
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,503
- I really didn't.
- Huh?
383
00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,025
- No tapes.
- No tapes?
384
00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:48,074
- No tapes. - Well, I've got
some stuff to think about.
385
00:14:49,928 --> 00:14:51,844
Erica: And we're not
helping you. Deal with it.
386
00:14:51,912 --> 00:14:53,299
Wait.
387
00:14:53,366 --> 00:14:56,341
Pops lost a bag of jewelry,
and we need to find it.
388
00:14:56,408 --> 00:14:59,548
Enough! I'm so tired of you
and that stupid movie.
389
00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:00,574
I know it's stupid.
390
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:06,227
Look, I know "the Goonies"
isn't for everybody.
391
00:15:06,295 --> 00:15:07,715
I know if you got dropped
on your head,
392
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,897
you wouldn't be a monster
with wiggling ears.
393
00:15:09,964 --> 00:15:11,551
I know a kid
can't fall down a pit
394
00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:13,568
and be saved
by chattering teeth.
395
00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:16,907
And I can't tell you why pirates
would build a water slide.
396
00:15:16,974 --> 00:15:19,553
But I still love "the Goonies"
'cause it's about friends
397
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,760
working together to do something
that really matters.
398
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:25,272
And this really matters.
399
00:15:25,339 --> 00:15:26,695
You know why?
400
00:15:26,761 --> 00:15:29,042
To quote "Goonies,"
it's our time.
401
00:15:29,109 --> 00:15:31,654
It's our time down here.
402
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,928
Damn,
that's a well-written movie.
403
00:15:34,994 --> 00:15:39,424
[ Inhales deeply ] And just like
that, the real adventure had begun.
404
00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:44,057
Okay, I've torn apart the house
from top to bottom,
405
00:15:44,374 --> 00:15:46,918
and I found some
very questionable things...
406
00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:49,266
fireworks, throwing stars,
407
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,746
Barry's hidden
lingerie catalogs,
408
00:15:51,814 --> 00:15:54,358
Erica's wine coolers,
Murray's Ding Dongs,
409
00:15:54,426 --> 00:15:57,168
Murray's Ho Hos,
Murray's Tastykakes,
410
00:15:57,235 --> 00:15:59,814
a machete...
don't know whose this is.
411
00:15:59,881 --> 00:16:02,955
But you know
what I didn't find?
412
00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:05,303
Bevy, I know
it's somewhere in this house.
413
00:16:05,369 --> 00:16:07,253
Just give it
another look-see.
414
00:16:07,321 --> 00:16:10,460
And if you don't find it,
I'll do whatever you want.
415
00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:13,966
Fine. But this
is the last time.
416
00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:17,636
417
00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:21,207
Come on, Adam.
I need this.
418
00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:23,555
We were back in the atticwhere it all began.
419
00:16:23,621 --> 00:16:25,373
But this time,the treasure hunt was real,
420
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,407
and one man's buttery massagesdepended on it.
421
00:16:29,474 --> 00:16:31,622
Wait. There's something here.
Look, on the back.
422
00:16:33,177 --> 00:16:35,061
This is part of a treble clef.
423
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,739
This has been ripped off
the corner of some sheet music.
424
00:16:37,806 --> 00:16:41,078
Sheet music?
I saw some earlier.
425
00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:47,228
Guys, I saw this book
in a photo.
426
00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:54,300
Look. It's Pops and Nana
and the book.
427
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:57,607
"Play this until it ends."
He means Nana's piano.
428
00:16:57,674 --> 00:16:59,326
It's in storage at Dad's work.
429
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,649
We need to get his keys.
430
00:17:00,716 --> 00:17:02,202
431
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,817
[ All gasp ]
432
00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:16,486
Guys, his pants
are at the door. Duh.
433
00:17:16,554 --> 00:17:18,835
[ Cyndi Lauper's "Goonies
'R' Good Enough" plays ]
434
00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:26,307
The hell are you doing?
Let's drive.
435
00:17:26,374 --> 00:17:28,588
No, we're taking our bikes.
It'll be fun.
436
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,407
Good enough
437
00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:33,152
for you, it's good enough
438
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,408
whoo!
439
00:17:34,476 --> 00:17:37,550
For me, it's good enough
440
00:17:37,616 --> 00:17:39,698
good enough for me
441
00:17:39,765 --> 00:17:41,715
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
442
00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:45,749
hoo-hoo
443
00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:51,006
now you'll say you're starting
Adam: It's all the way back there.
444
00:17:51,074 --> 00:17:52,626
To feel the push and pull how are
we gonna get to it? There's no way.
445
00:17:52,694 --> 00:17:53,917
Barry: I've got this.
446
00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:56,330
I'm super strong
'cause I've been working out.
447
00:17:56,397 --> 00:17:58,743
Of what could be and never can
- Yeah, with Mom. - Not just with Mom!
448
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,727
You mirror me [ Grunts ]
449
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:03,207
Stumbling through those okay.
450
00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:06,017
Old-fashioned superstitions
Move. Move. Get under me.
451
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,993
I find too hard to break
Come on. Faster.
452
00:18:09,061 --> 00:18:10,547
Oh, maybe you're out of place
it was time to be a leader.
453
00:18:10,615 --> 00:18:12,465
My friends had counted on meto get them this far,
454
00:18:12,532 --> 00:18:14,317
and there was no turning back.
What's good enough
455
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,987
it was our time.
For you, it's good enough
456
00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:21,954
for me, it's good enough
[ Notes playing ]
457
00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:24,402
It's good enough for me
[ Thud ]
458
00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:28,336
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
it's inside the piano.
459
00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:31,973
For you, it's good enough
460
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,123
for me, it's good, good enough
Sure, it was just old-lady jewelry, but to us,
461
00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:35,941
- it was the greatest treasure
we'd ever seen. - Whoa.
462
00:18:36,008 --> 00:18:38,091
Good enough for me
463
00:18:38,157 --> 00:18:41,231
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
unbelievable, kiddo. You really did it.
464
00:18:41,298 --> 00:18:42,719
Hoo-hoo
Goldbergs never say die.
465
00:18:44,649 --> 00:18:48,185
- What are you doing?
- Hiding it for your mother to find.
466
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,871
You saw nothing.
467
00:18:49,939 --> 00:18:51,293
Listen, Pops.
468
00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:55,196
I know Mom's a pain,
but this time, she was right.
469
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,197
Yeah, Pops was stubborn.
470
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,535
But even he knew when it wastime to admit he was wrong.
471
00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:04,519
472
00:19:06,086 --> 00:19:07,032
Dad.
473
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,313
I know. I'm sorry.
474
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,604
Okay.
475
00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:14,604
What's this?
476
00:19:14,672 --> 00:19:16,786
It's a little thank-you
in advance
477
00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:18,605
for helping me do my budget
478
00:19:18,671 --> 00:19:21,779
and pay my bills
and two years of back taxes.
479
00:19:21,846 --> 00:19:24,127
It's a bit of a cluster[Bleep]
480
00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:25,549
Yes.
481
00:19:25,615 --> 00:19:29,814
But I require no less
than four massages a week.
482
00:19:29,881 --> 00:19:32,096
I'm not an animal.
483
00:19:32,162 --> 00:19:33,550
That's the thing about family.
484
00:19:33,617 --> 00:19:35,435
They may hate your movie
485
00:19:35,502 --> 00:19:36,857
or disagreewith how you spend your money.
486
00:19:36,923 --> 00:19:38,774
But in the end,they are there with you
487
00:19:38,842 --> 00:19:41,519
to eat some Belgian beauties.
488
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:42,940
That was the first morning
489
00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:44,924
Pops didn't buythe whole restaurant waffles,
490
00:19:44,992 --> 00:19:46,445
just our family.
491
00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:48,925
Hey, everybody!
492
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,503
Bloody Marys on me!
493
00:19:51,571 --> 00:19:53,157
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right!
494
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,770
Technically,it was more expensive,
495
00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:57,455
but it was a start.
496
00:20:00,646 --> 00:20:02,430
Oh, there are my weights.
497
00:20:02,497 --> 00:20:04,382
Go away.
I'm using them.
498
00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:06,365
Well, you're not using
this one correctly.
499
00:20:06,432 --> 00:20:07,754
Let me show you how to do it.
500
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,274
I don't need your help.
501
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,324
Yes, you do.
And extend.
502
00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:13,308
- I know what I'm doing.
- And twist.
503
00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:15,391
- Do you feel that?
- Ooh, yeah.
504
00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:18,135
This is what I like to call
a rainy-day bike ride.
505
00:20:18,203 --> 00:20:20,814
- It's working your abs...
- Oh, my abs?
506
00:20:20,881 --> 00:20:24,121
...and your quads and your hams
and your shins.
507
00:20:24,187 --> 00:20:26,567
So will it get rid
of my baby fat?
508
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,881
Okay. Don't drop
it on your face.
509
00:20:28,948 --> 00:20:31,692
We're marching.
We're in a parade.
510
00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:35,759
Who's the leader of the band?
Big tasty. Big tasty.
511
00:20:35,825 --> 00:20:37,016
[ Laughs ]
512
00:20:37,582 --> 00:20:38,800
All right, I want you to be
513
00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:40,990
completely honest with me,
Dave Kim...
514
00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:42,239
Mom or no Mom,
515
00:20:42,306 --> 00:20:44,488
my body's shaping up nice,
am I right?
516
00:20:45,055 --> 00:20:46,310
You people are weird.
517
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,076
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518
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:54,339
[ Ding! Ding! ]
519
00:20:54,407 --> 00:20:55,975
Boy: Dave kim, your parents
are out of town.
520
00:20:56,042 --> 00:20:57,776
You're throwing a party.
How is it going?
521
00:20:57,843 --> 00:20:58,843
Uh, it's getting
a little out of control,
522
00:20:58,911 --> 00:21:01,112
But it was worth it.
523
00:21:01,162 --> 00:21:05,712
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