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(Adult Adam) Ah, Halloween in the '80s...
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it was a time when the
costumes were highly flammable,
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the candy was full of
gluten, and you didn't have to sign
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a legal waiver to enter a haunted house.
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I had spent four days building my costume,
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and it was legendary.
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Yes! I am literally the coolest man alive!
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I really wasn't, but
tonight my life would change.
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- I was gearing up for an epic night of candy begging.
- (Gasps)
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Oh, that is so cute!
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It's not cute. It's friggin' awesome.
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Well, you know what'll make it awesomer?
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What the hell is that?
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It's for safety,
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and safety is the coolest cat in town.
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Oh, my God. No! I'm not
wearing that. I'm a cube.
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I'll just staple it on.
No one will even notice.
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It's reflective. It's
designed to be noticed.
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Come on.
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- It's for your safety.
- No.
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- It's for your safety.
- Stop.
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- No.
- Lookit. The corners fit in perfectly.
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- Get off.
- Adam.
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- No! Stop it.
- All the kids are into vests this year.
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- Stop. Mom!
- It's neon. Cool kids will dig it.
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Well...
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Fine. You don't have to wear the vest
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as long as you stay close to pops.
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Pops? I'm not going with pops this year.
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What? You go
trick-or-treating with him every year.
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I know. It's Evan
Turner. He invited me out.
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He's super cool, and he
likes me for some reason.
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I let him cheat off me in social studies.
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Evan Turner? Who's Evan
Turner? I don't know any Evan Turner.
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That's because he runs in
higher circles than I do.
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For God sake, he wears
a shark tooth necklace.
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To school?
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And the administrators allow that?
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That would pop someone's eye out.
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I don't know about this kid.
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No! He's nice. His dad owns an arby's.
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He gets free roast beef whenever he wants.
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Maybe we could get free roast beef.
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I like this Evan Turner. Big fan.
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Yeah, I'm not a big fan of
our sweet little pumpkin
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running through the streets unsupervised.
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What are you talking about?
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He's practically an adult.
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Just look at him, busting
out of his toy...box costume.
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This doesn't help.
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I don't know.
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I think it's terrible
you're ditching your grandfather.
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Pops looks forward to this every year.
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He dresses up just to humor me.
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Trust me. He'll be thrilled.
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(Knock on door)
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(Singsongy) Who you gonna telephone?
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(Normal voice) The ghost fellas, huh?
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Huh? From the movie.
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Actually, I'm going with
Evan Turner instead.
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Oh. Okay. That's okay. It's all okay.
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You...you okay?
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Sorry. I forgot to tell you.
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No, no, don't be sorry.
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Forget being a ghostbuster.
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That kid's dad owns an arby's.
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They give you the cup at the counter,
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and then you pour the soda yourself.
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There's no rules there.
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So go get some candy with Turner,
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and remember, the bigger the smile,
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the higher the pile.
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But don't eat any of it
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till I can take it to the hospital
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and have it x-rayed for razor blades.
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Again with this? Seriously,
I'm not a little kid anymore.
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That's right, honey.
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You're a big, strong man.
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I was a man, all right. Nothing
was gonna stop me.
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(Thuds, clattering)
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(Grunting) Don't help me!
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I got this! (Grunts)
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(I fight dragons)
I'm twisted up inside
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but nonetheless I
feel the need to say
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I don't know the future
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but the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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It was Halloween, 1980-something.
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Back then my brother Barry was
obsessed with Lou ferrigno
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and "The Incredible Hulk."
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(Roaring) It was a show about
a hero with anger issues,
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which Barry could relate to.
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Ahh. (Kisses)
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Hey, kiddo. Looking good.
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Feeling good, pops.
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You know what might make
you feel even better?
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A little
trick-or-treatin' with your grandpa.
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Dude, that's kids' stuff.
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Got a rad party to go
to. Girls are gonna go wild.
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Ladies love The Hulk.
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Such a badass. (Roars)
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I-I don't know what you're doing,
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but I think you're doing it wrong.
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(Roars) While my brother was
gearing up for a night on the town,
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my father was gearing up for a
night on his ass. (Doorbell rings)
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(Children,
singsongy) Trick-or-treat!
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(Murray) Bevy, it's for you!
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(Crowd cheering on TV)
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(Children) Trick or treat!
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Oh, you're so cute!
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(TV playing indistinctly)
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Nice, Murray.
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Can you at least put some pants on?
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Because this whole visual festival
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is very uninviting,
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and I think it's gonna scare the children.
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Lucky for me, it's the one
night of the year where that's okay.
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I'm tired of being the one
that always hands out the candy.
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I can help. This whole
night's been a bust anyway.
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Oh, well, that's the spirit.
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One per customer. Don't
invite any of the moms in for wine.
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Oh, there he is!
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My incredible hunk.
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(Packaging rustles) Don't touch it.
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The Hulk's hair's supposed to be mussy.
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All right, well, at least
wear a scarf. It's cold out.
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A scarf? The Hulk doesn't get chilly.
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Did you remember to tinkle?
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The Hulk doesn't tinkle! All
right, don't get angry.
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That's the only thing The Hulk does do!
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Okay, I'm leaving, mom.
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Bye. Uh, excuse me. Come here.
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Are you kidding me with that costume?
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What? I'm Jane goodall,
the famous anthropologist
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who lived with wild chimpanzees in Africa.
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You look like a famous slut
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who lived with the sluts in slut town.
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Whatever. If you're tagging along,
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there's no way you're
getting in the car like that.
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Gonna get green all over my seats.
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Fine! Hulk bring beach towel. Unreal.
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Good. Stay in character. (Roars)
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Lexy Bloom's gonna love it.
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Lexy Bloom? Who's Lexy Bloom?
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I don't know any Lexy Bloom.
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Just some girl that Barry's inviting
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to the homecoming dance.
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Oh, that's wonderful!
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Yeah, and she's gonna crush him.
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Erica, why would you
say something like that?
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Well, because Lexy models for jcpenney,
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and Barry's the jolly green jackass.
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Hey, your brother is a
sweet, smart, handsome boy,
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and this Lexy Bloom would
be lucky to date him.
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Lucky.
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Yeah, and I'll be
sure to remind him of that
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when she tears his heart out tonight.
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Why must you two
delight in each other's misery?
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I have failed as a mother.
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Can't really speak to that.
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(Gravelly voice) Hulk
ready, but is world ready for Hulk?
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You have a good night,
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'cause I'm gonna have an incredible one.
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(Packaging rustles)
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Speaking of incredible,
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i was finally gonna
be one of the cool kids,
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not some weird doofus they looked down on.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Dude, what are you wearing?
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(Exhales) You guys aren't wearing costumes.
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Yeah, 'cause we're not 5.
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We're gonna T.P. houses and throw eggs
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and mess with cats.
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(Exhales) Yeah, I stole
this off some dumb kid
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who loves
trick-or-treating.
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Whatever. Let's have some fun.
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(Boys laugh) Sure, I was in over my head,
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but being a cool kid
meant going with the flow.
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(Laughs) Some little kid worked
really hard on that.
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(Chuckles nervously)
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(Door squeaks)
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Look at you two,
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having a magical night together.
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Well, enjoy it while it
lasts, 'cause they break your heart.
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They break your heart.
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Have a Charleston Chew.
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(TV playing indistinctly)
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(Chuckles) (Beverly) Guys?
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(Door closes) (Singsongy)
I'm worried about Barry.
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(Clicks remote) Check this
out. I found this in his bedroom.
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Uh, look, it's normal for a teenage boy
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to... spend some time alone,
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enjoying the bra section of a catalog.
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No, no. The girl.
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He's gonna ask her out.
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Yowza. She's a looker.
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Well, and so's my boy.
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(Chuckles) Right?
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I mean, I'm not a delusional mother,
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but Barry really is the most handsome boy
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on the entire planet.
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Right?
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(Inhales deeply) Murray,
you wanna take this?
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I gotta get over there.
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Stop.
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You're not going anywhere.
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I've gotta get over there before that girl
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breaks his beautiful
heart into itty-bitty pieces.
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Bevy, you can't always be there
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to protect the kid from heartbreak.
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(Exhales) Why are you talking
crazy? Of course I can.
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If you keep standing in his way,
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he will never grow up, and
he will never leave this place,
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and damn it, I will
not allow that to happen.
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I am his mother, and I
am going to protect him.
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And i am protecting him from you.
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Leave him alone.
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(Sighs) Maybe you're right.
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I shouldn't mix in.
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I should just stay here and... Oh, shoot.
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I thought I got enough candy for tonight.
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I'm gonna have to run
out and get some rolos.
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Swear to me that you
will not go to that party.
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I swear on my life.
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She didn't technically die,
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but she did go to that
party dressed as a ghost.
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Whoo! Part-ay! Anyone here see Lexy Bloom?
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Boo! You look like a friendly ghost.
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(Muffled voice) Ari Caldwell?
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You used to eat paste at my house.
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Oh, who are you? Okay, this is weird.
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Where's Lexy?
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I need to talk to her
about a foxy young man.
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Unfortunately, that foxy young man
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was stress-eating in the corner.
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(Crunching)
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(Singsongy) There she is.
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(Normal voice) Lexy Bloom.
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So what are you waiting
for? Ask her to the dance.
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Okay.
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I'm thinking of opening
with "Hey, uh, sexy Lexy."
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What do you think?
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Yeah, that's perfect. Do that.
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Okay, here we go. Three, two, one...
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Stop pressuring me. You're
making me nervous.
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Nervous? You're The Hulk.
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The hulk isn't afraid to
talk to a girl, is he?
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You have a point.
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(Gravelly voice) Hulk can do this.
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Mm-hmm, yes. The hulk is the
mean, green dating machine.
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Get in there. Come on. (Exhales deeply)
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Stand up straight and smile!
252
00:09:34,065 --> 00:09:36,200
My brother was about to
take the path to glory.
253
00:09:36,267 --> 00:09:38,501
(Heroic theme playing)
254
00:09:38,569 --> 00:09:41,371
(Music warps and stops) Or
take a left to the kitchen.
255
00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:44,374
But if Barry couldn't
sell himself to Lexy Bloom,
256
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,277
my mom figured she'd do it for him.
257
00:09:46,483 --> 00:09:47,828
Hey, guys. Great party, huh?
258
00:09:47,847 --> 00:09:51,049
Oh, thanks. And you are...
259
00:09:51,116 --> 00:09:53,752
I'm the new girl in
school, and, wow, I cannot believe
260
00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,720
how many cute guys are at this party.
261
00:09:55,788 --> 00:09:57,789
But you know who I think is the cutest?
262
00:09:57,857 --> 00:09:59,491
- Tom Overton.
- No.
263
00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:01,359
- Chris Warner?
- No.
264
00:10:01,427 --> 00:10:02,494
- John Katz.
- No.
265
00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:03,895
- Scott barker.
- No.
266
00:10:03,963 --> 00:10:05,329
Vijay Chandrasekar?
267
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,665
Okay, stop. Those
boys are all chopped liver
268
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,633
compared to Barry Goldberg.
269
00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:11,335
Barry who now? Barry Goldberg.
270
00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,538
You know, dark, wavy
hair, dreamy brown eyes.
271
00:10:14,606 --> 00:10:17,975
Uh, he's just a big cuddle
bear you wanna squeeze.
272
00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:20,277
Yeah! Yeah. Isn't he the guy that, like,
273
00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:21,945
freaked out on the lunch lady
274
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,212
because they didn't have pudding?
275
00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:26,316
He's passionate. He runs hot.
276
00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:28,352
Life is long. You're gonna want that.
277
00:10:28,953 --> 00:10:30,254
Excuse me.
278
00:10:30,322 --> 00:10:32,323
While my mom was solving Barry's problems,
279
00:10:32,391 --> 00:10:34,458
my dad had the perfect
solution for Halloween...
280
00:10:34,526 --> 00:10:36,793
- (Sighs)
- Give up.
281
00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:39,529
(Door squeaks) What are you doing?
282
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,897
What? I-I put a bowl outside.
283
00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:42,932
I'm sick of answering the
door every two seconds.
284
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,961
Are you crazy, man?
285
00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:47,170
The first Dracula that comes
along will clean us out.
286
00:10:47,238 --> 00:10:49,939
(Door squeaks) See? They took
everything, even the bowl!
287
00:10:50,008 --> 00:10:52,141
How did that happen? It
was only two seconds.
288
00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:53,542
What are you doing?!
289
00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:56,012
I understand the candy, but the bowl, too?!
290
00:10:58,148 --> 00:11:01,550
There. Halloween's over,
and, uh, we can relax now.
291
00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:03,719
I don't wanna relax.
292
00:11:03,786 --> 00:11:06,489
I wanna give out
candy. I wanna wear a costume.
293
00:11:06,556 --> 00:11:08,823
I wanna
trick-or-treat with my grandson.
294
00:11:08,891 --> 00:11:10,725
This night's been a bust.
295
00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:12,227
I-I think I should just go.
296
00:11:12,228 --> 00:11:14,152
You know what? (Sighs) Don't go.
297
00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:16,031
We can still have Halloween.
298
00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:16,850
How?
299
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,583
You don't have any candy.
300
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:22,603
(Door squeaks) Hey, kids! Come on back!
301
00:11:22,671 --> 00:11:24,739
Who wants coffee cake?
302
00:11:24,807 --> 00:11:26,574
Smart! (Snaps fingers)
303
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,311
Kids love coffee cake.
304
00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:31,847
Two blocks away, I was
still trying to keep up
305
00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:33,614
with the cool kids.
306
00:11:33,682 --> 00:11:34,883
(Laughs)
307
00:11:34,951 --> 00:11:36,284
Oh, man, that's classic.
308
00:11:36,352 --> 00:11:37,918
It's so wasteful.
309
00:11:37,986 --> 00:11:39,486
Hey, guys. (Panting)
310
00:11:39,554 --> 00:11:41,956
My little brother said some
lame-ass house is handing out
311
00:11:42,023 --> 00:11:43,690
day-old coffee cake.
312
00:11:43,758 --> 00:11:47,694
Ugh! It's so dry! Let's get 'em!
313
00:11:47,762 --> 00:11:49,263
Guys, wait!
314
00:11:49,331 --> 00:11:50,502
(Gasps)
315
00:11:50,632 --> 00:11:51,799
I'm fine!
316
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,567
Yeah, I was in too deep.
317
00:11:53,634 --> 00:11:55,536
Chickening out meant social suicide,
318
00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:58,138
so I had no choice but to
egg some random house...
319
00:11:58,206 --> 00:12:00,441
Okay, everyone, grab an
egg. This is our target.
320
00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:04,010
Oh! Balls!
321
00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:06,080
Or in this case, my house.
322
00:12:06,081 --> 00:12:08,116
Uh, guys, there's been some mistake.
323
00:12:08,117 --> 00:12:09,951
Now! (Grunts)
324
00:12:09,952 --> 00:12:11,152
Come on, Goldberg, do it!
325
00:12:11,153 --> 00:12:11,975
(Boys grunting)
326
00:12:11,976 --> 00:12:13,356
The pressure was on.
327
00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:15,823
In order to be cool, I
had to attack my own house,
328
00:12:15,891 --> 00:12:18,025
but in my heart, i knew it was wrong.
329
00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,163
But I did it anyway.
330
00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:26,933
(Door squeaks)
331
00:12:30,305 --> 00:12:32,372
Oh, balls.
332
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,740
(Boy) Run!
333
00:12:33,808 --> 00:12:35,575
(Laughing)
334
00:12:35,643 --> 00:12:37,977
(Thud)
335
00:12:38,045 --> 00:12:40,379
Guys, wait! Don't leave
me! I'm one of you now!
336
00:12:40,447 --> 00:12:41,414
(Groans)
337
00:12:42,145 --> 00:12:44,584
Oh, balls, indeed.
338
00:12:44,585 --> 00:12:46,852
I guess I'm about ready to call it a night.
339
00:12:49,656 --> 00:12:51,224
So weird.
340
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:54,127
Why does Lexy keep looking over here?
341
00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:56,428
Clearly, she wants you to ask her out.
342
00:12:56,495 --> 00:12:58,197
Oh, she's making eyes at ya.
343
00:12:58,264 --> 00:12:59,464
Do it back.
344
00:12:59,532 --> 00:13:02,101
345
00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:03,268
That was great!
346
00:13:03,336 --> 00:13:05,704
I know. I just gotta get her alone.
347
00:13:05,705 --> 00:13:07,559
(Barry) That stupid ghost
won't stop talking to her.
348
00:13:07,574 --> 00:13:09,809
Oh, she's looking back
again. Do something cool.
349
00:13:09,877 --> 00:13:12,878
Yeah. Yeah, more swing.
350
00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:14,446
(Erica) Okay, jut the elbows.
351
00:13:14,513 --> 00:13:17,049
Ooh, she's lovin' it.
352
00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:19,384
Wow, he's really got some
moves, doesn't he?
353
00:13:19,452 --> 00:13:21,686
He looks like he has to use the bathroom.
354
00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:23,956
He never tinkles before
he leaves the house.
355
00:13:24,023 --> 00:13:25,757
None of the bad boys do.
356
00:13:25,825 --> 00:13:27,191
If you are so into this guy,
357
00:13:27,259 --> 00:13:29,060
maybe you should just go ask him out.
358
00:13:29,127 --> 00:13:30,761
- Oh, no.
- See? He's on his way over.
359
00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:32,696
Oh, I'm not ready for this.
360
00:13:32,764 --> 00:13:35,166
You're on my sheet. You're on my sheet!
361
00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,368
(Grunts) Oh...
362
00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:41,405
Oh! Lexy Bloom. Didn't
think I'd see you here.
363
00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:42,706
It's my house.
364
00:13:42,707 --> 00:13:44,134
Yeah, it is. Yeah.
365
00:13:44,135 --> 00:13:45,400
"Flashdance."
366
00:13:45,477 --> 00:13:48,679
Good movie, better costume.
367
00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:50,914
And you're... Oscar the grouch.
368
00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:55,153
Yeah! That's me. I live in a trash can.
369
00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:56,954
I mean, I don't really live in a trash can.
370
00:13:57,022 --> 00:13:58,955
I have a nice home. We're comfortable,
371
00:13:59,023 --> 00:14:01,492
except right now. Anywho...
372
00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,093
(Under breath) Why'd I just say "Anywho"?
373
00:14:03,161 --> 00:14:05,462
(Normal voice) Anyhow, I was thinking
based on your costume,
374
00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:09,199
that you like dancing, that
we could, uh, maybe just...
375
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,634
(Gasps) Ohh!
376
00:14:10,635 --> 00:14:11,777
(Gasping)
377
00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:15,705
I am so sorry! Oh.
378
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,773
Stop! Let's just... you're making it worse!
379
00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:20,009
Here. I've got some tissues. Just dab it
380
00:14:20,077 --> 00:14:21,344
so the stain won't settle in.
381
00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:23,146
You don't wanna smear it. It'll just get
382
00:14:23,214 --> 00:14:24,680
- right in there.
- Mom?
383
00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:26,682
I'm not your mom.
384
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,585
(Breathy voice) I'm a spooky ghost. Ooh!
385
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,320
(Clears throat)
386
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,722
(Gasps)
387
00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:35,790
(Murmuring)
388
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,958
Oh, God, no.
389
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:37,952
(Singsongy) Hi.
390
00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:39,354
What are you doing here?
391
00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:41,356
I just wanted to talk to all your friends.
392
00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:43,608
- Why?!
- 'Cause I know how wonderful
393
00:14:43,609 --> 00:14:44,699
and delicious you are,
394
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,168
and I want them to know how wonderful
and delicious you are.
395
00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:48,804
He's delicious!
396
00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:49,938
(Laughter) Oh, God, no.
397
00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:51,939
Stop calling me "Delicious"! No!
398
00:14:52,006 --> 00:14:53,307
Oh, honey!
399
00:14:53,374 --> 00:14:56,243
(Girls laughing) (Growling)
400
00:14:56,311 --> 00:14:58,145
(Beverly) Honey, I'm sorry! (Growls)
401
00:14:58,212 --> 00:15:00,481
At least let mommy drive you home!
402
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:02,616
Erica got her Halloween treat,
403
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,919
but it wasn't as sweet as
she thought it would be.
404
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:10,109
My dad was always calling us "Morons."
405
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,610
Tonight he was right.
406
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,846
You attack your own house...
407
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,482
your family's house... with eggs.
408
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:18,883
No more omelets for you!
409
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:22,220
All of your egg privileges... gone!
410
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,957
Sorry, kid. Can't help ya.
411
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,291
I-I just wanted
412
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,493
a good, clean fun
night of "Ghostbuster"ing.
413
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,862
You know what else?
414
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,664
You're grounded. You are so grounded.
415
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,131
Three weeks!
416
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,567
And don't think I'm not confiscating
417
00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:39,003
all your candy from you. Mine.
418
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,939
- I didn't get any.
- This just keeps getting better and better.
419
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:45,076
Oh-ho! Now who's gonna get it?
420
00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:46,844
(Singsongy) You're in trouble.
421
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:48,012
- Is Barry here?
- No.
422
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,412
He must be in his room.
423
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,982
This one vandalized his own house.
424
00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:55,318
That's right. It's
covered in eggs! Covered!
425
00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:56,853
(Footsteps depart)
426
00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:00,023
I thought she'd weigh in on that.
427
00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:02,125
He's not in his room.
428
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:03,459
This is bad.
429
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:06,627
Really bad. He was so upset.
430
00:16:06,628 --> 00:16:07,727
You mixed in, didn't you?
431
00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:10,291
There might have been some...
light mixing. Yeah.
432
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,102
I told you not to get involved.
433
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,771
- Well, I didn't listen.
- But you swore on your life.
434
00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:16,840
If Barry had gotten his
heart broken, I'd die,
435
00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:19,142
so I was dead either way.
436
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,010
I cannot argue with that logic.
437
00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:24,247
(Sighs) I just... knew
438
00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:27,450
that girl wouldn't see
Barry the way that I see him.
439
00:16:27,518 --> 00:16:30,753
He is a sweet,
sensitive, lactose-intolerant,
440
00:16:30,821 --> 00:16:33,323
delicious, little boy.
441
00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:34,691
You didn't call him "Delicious"
442
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:36,858
in front of the girl, did you?
443
00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,327
Maybe.
444
00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:40,529
(Groans) It was all a blur
445
00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:43,298
- after I tissued off her boob.
- You what?
446
00:16:43,299 --> 00:16:45,233
There he is. I have to go apologize.
447
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:46,701
I'm going out there.
448
00:16:46,702 --> 00:16:47,999
- No, no, no. Don't go to him.
- Go to him?
449
00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:49,872
You know that's not what I said.
450
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,343
No more apologies.
451
00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:53,242
The best gift you can give him
452
00:16:53,309 --> 00:16:56,745
is to leave him the hell alone.
453
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:03,385
(Vehicle approaches)
454
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,521
(Engine idles)
455
00:17:07,814 --> 00:17:09,614
(Engine turns off, car door opens)
456
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,095
Hey.
457
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,829
How was the rest of the party?
458
00:17:15,897 --> 00:17:17,565
Any other moms show up?
459
00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:19,800
You know, I was really looking forward
460
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:21,135
to you embarrassing yourself,
461
00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:23,770
but something about
mom doing it for you just...
462
00:17:23,771 --> 00:17:25,572
Took the fun out of it.
463
00:17:25,573 --> 00:17:27,210
Well, sorry to ruin your night.
464
00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:32,437
Actually, I ruined your night.
465
00:17:32,614 --> 00:17:33,748
I sort of mentioned to mom
466
00:17:33,816 --> 00:17:36,317
that you were gonna ask Lexy out.
467
00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:39,887
What? You might as well have
driven her there yourself.
468
00:17:39,954 --> 00:17:42,289
I know! Sometimes I
forget how crazy she is.
469
00:17:42,356 --> 00:17:44,591
How can you forget that?
470
00:17:44,659 --> 00:17:49,362
I'm sorry... For real.
471
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:50,898
After tonight, I'm thinking
472
00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:52,899
if we don't look out for each other,
473
00:17:52,966 --> 00:17:55,434
we're never gonna make
it out of this house alive.
474
00:17:55,502 --> 00:17:56,635
Agreed.
475
00:17:59,472 --> 00:18:03,176
Listen... there's another
party at Allison brenner's.
476
00:18:03,243 --> 00:18:05,377
Could be fun.
477
00:18:05,445 --> 00:18:07,646
I think she said you were kinda cute.
478
00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:10,615
Say no more.
479
00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:11,917
Hulk ready to rock!
480
00:18:11,984 --> 00:18:13,685
Yeah, d-don't talk like that.
481
00:18:13,752 --> 00:18:15,653
My mom realized that maybe now
482
00:18:15,654 --> 00:18:17,769
she didn't always have to be there for us,
483
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,064
'cause we were there for each other.
484
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,064
As for me, I was all alone up on that roof.
485
00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:23,562
Or so I thought. (Knock on window)
486
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:24,830
(Muffled voice) You're missing a spot.
487
00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:26,598
You're missing a spot.
488
00:18:28,402 --> 00:18:30,669
You're missing a spot over and over.
489
00:18:30,737 --> 00:18:32,438
I get it. You're angry.
490
00:18:32,506 --> 00:18:34,706
(Scoffs) I said I was sorry.
491
00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:37,143
Not good enough. I went to bat for you.
492
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,310
I told your mom that you were an adult.
493
00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:41,546
And what do you do? You
go act like a giant moron.
494
00:18:41,613 --> 00:18:43,114
Not by choice.
495
00:18:43,182 --> 00:18:48,219
All I wanted to do was dress
up, eat some candy, and have fun.
496
00:18:48,287 --> 00:18:49,254
Then why the hell didn't you?
497
00:18:49,321 --> 00:18:50,888
'Cause no one else wanted to!
498
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,326
Yeah, you're at that weird age
499
00:18:56,394 --> 00:18:59,129
between being a dumb
kid and a stupid grownup.
500
00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:02,299
I just wish things
could stay the same, you know?
501
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,667
Yeah.
502
00:19:03,668 --> 00:19:06,359
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
503
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,239
Well... Maybe your friends
504
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:10,874
have grown out of
trick-or-treating,
505
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,710
but I know someone who's never too old.
506
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,380
(Ray Parker Jr.'s "Ghostbusters" playing)
507
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:20,551
508
00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:28,192
We're literally the coolest men alive.
509
00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:29,326
Roger that.
510
00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:30,460
Ghostbusters!
511
00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:33,263
If there's something strange
512
00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:35,532
in your neighborhood
513
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,201
who you gonna call?
514
00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:39,503
Ghostbusters!
515
00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:41,137
If there's something weird
516
00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:44,106
Ooh! Maybe I could tag
along and be their ghost.
517
00:19:44,174 --> 00:19:45,741
Just let them have this.
518
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,210
Ghostbusters!
519
00:19:47,277 --> 00:19:49,512
Right. I'm not gonna go.
520
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:52,181
I don't need to go.
521
00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:54,783
Okay, score me one of
those terrible coconut candy bars
522
00:19:54,851 --> 00:19:55,784
that I love.
523
00:19:55,852 --> 00:19:57,086
You got it.
524
00:19:57,153 --> 00:19:59,087
I ain't afraid of no ghost
525
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,655
Hey, guys, wait up!
526
00:20:00,723 --> 00:20:02,857
Wait! Wait for me!
527
00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:04,326
Who you gonna call? I'm coming!
528
00:20:04,393 --> 00:20:06,194
I'm coming!
Ghostbusters!
529
00:20:06,262 --> 00:20:08,830
Mm, if you've had
a dose hey, you guys...
530
00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:11,165
All candy to the hospital to be x-rayed.
531
00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:13,000
Don't pretend you don't hear
me just 'cause I'm a ghost.
532
00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:14,235
Ghostbusters!
533
00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:21,584
Mom! It's not coming off!
534
00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:24,353
I have school pictures
this week! (Adam laughs)
535
00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:26,588
What are you doing? Get outta here!
536
00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:28,724
(Adam) Uh-oh! He's getting angry!
537
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,527
You wouldn't like
Barry when he's angry. Ha ha!
538
00:20:31,594 --> 00:20:34,329
Stop! I swear to God, I'm
gonna take that camera!
539
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,200
Oh, this is me. I'm a rad dude.
540
00:20:39,268 --> 00:20:41,268
Stop. Please stop filming. Come on. Stop.
541
00:20:41,336 --> 00:20:43,237
(Adam giggling) Stop! Stop! Stop!
542
00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:44,439
Stop! Stop!
543
00:20:44,506 --> 00:20:46,307
Barry, you're pulling on it!
544
00:20:46,374 --> 00:20:50,077
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