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I cannot stop
staring at that girl's face.
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Face.
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That's your weirdest nickname
for boobs yet.
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I'm really looking at her face.
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That's actually really sweet.
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Puffy cheeks,
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smudged mascara,
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slightly red nose...
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That girl was just crying.
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She's so sad
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and defenseless.
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Anyone have a condom?
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That's it! You know what?
Five-minute time-out! Corner booth! Now.
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Get this. You know
my friend Max from law school?
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He's
at Gregor's Steakhouse downtown,
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and Woody Allen
is sitting two tables over.
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He wants us to come check it out.
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I don't know, it could be cool.
I've never seen Woody Allen.
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What?! How can you be a New Yorker
and never have seen Woody Allen?
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I have seen plenty
of other famous people.
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Last week I saw...
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Maury Povich.
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Kids, you know talk
show host Maury Povich.
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It was uncanny
how often we saw this guy.
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- Dude, everyone sees Maury Povich.
- Maury Povich is everywhere.
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I'm sorry, Robin, but you're not a real
New Yorker till you've seen Woody Allen.
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I am, too, a real New Yorker.
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That's adorable.
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You're from Canada.
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I've been here for almost six years.
It's not like I just got off a boat.
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A boat!
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Wait, that is how you say it.
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I'd say you're not a real New Yorker
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till you've stolen a cab from someone
who needs it more than you.
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You're not a real New Yorker
till you've cried on the subway
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and not given a damn
what anyone thinks.
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You're not a real New Yorker till you've
killed a cockroach with your bare hands.
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Those rules are all stupid, okay?
I've never done any of those things.
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By the end of this day, Robin
would have done all of those things.
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Okay, time's up.
What are we talking about?
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Woody Allen is eating at Gregor's,
and Robin thinks we should go see him.
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Why would I do that?
I'll see him at poker on Tuesday.
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Come on, if we jump in a cab,
we'll be there in 15 minutes.
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A real New Yorker knows
the subway's faster.
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Take the 1, and transfer to the 2-3.
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The bus runs more often on weekends.
Take the M-7 to the M-5.
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The bus? Every time I take the bus,
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there is one crazy person
no one wants to sit near.
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That's why
I have never taken the bus.
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Plus...
I can run faster than a bus.
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Dude, that's, like, seven miles.
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You can't do that.
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- You can't beat the bus!
- I can beat
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a bus or a cab or a train!
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Is anyone else suddenly
craving green eggs and ham?
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Machines are overrated, and someone
needs to take them down a peg.
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You're all wrong... I got a way to get
there so fast, I could beat all of you,
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even if I sat down and ordered
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- a big, juicy steak first.
- How?
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Medium rare.
But that's not important right now.
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I know the city better
than any of you guys.
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All right, all right,
hold on, hold on!
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Let's just forget about it.
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Who cares? I mean, there's no way
to find out who's right anyway.
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- First person there wins!
- Doesn't matter how you get there!
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Stay sad! I'll be back!
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Synchronisation :
Kyros, MiniBen314, Strex
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Adaptation :
H3AV3N, Kenji, TTT
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Relecture : MiniBen314, Titou
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6x04 - Subway Wars (1.00)
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Can I see a menu, please?
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No rush.
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Kids, I should tell you,
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Lily really needed a win that day.
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When Marshall and Lily
decided to have a baby,
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they assumed
it would happen right away.
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It's gonna be positive.
Eriksen man are hella fertile.
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When Uncle Morris was 16,
he got his girlfriend pregnant
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just by holding her hand too
tight in the backseat of a car.
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Now I'm thinking
my parents lied to me.
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It's negative.
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As the weeks went by,
Marshall's confidence never wavered.
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And it started to mess
with Lily's head.
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Negative?
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We know it's not me.
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Everything's fine.
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These things take time.
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Not with an Eriksen.
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Something must be wrong with you.
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Also, my mom hates you.
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You know what?
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Just to make sure,
I'm gonna pee on this again.
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What?
No, you wouldn't.
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Somebody help me!
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Somebody help me!
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Lily was so fed up
with not getting anywhere,
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maybe winning this race
was just what she needed.
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Idiot!
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I'll show them.
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My body can outrun
any motorized vehicle.
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I'm like John Henry
when he beat the steam engine.
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All I need is a great folk song.
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Gather round, ye children
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To hear the tale so sweet
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Of a man who dared to race machines
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With nothing but his feet
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Suck it, grand-butt!
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Marshall
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Versus the machines
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Taxi!
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Excuse me, I got a thing.
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Track maintenance?
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20-minute delay?
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- How do you do that?
- I grew up here, I speak conductor.
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Damn it!
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Damn it!
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Kids, I also needed a win that day.
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A couple nights earlier,
your Uncle Marshall
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had offhandedly mentioned
a Web site called...
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Grademyteacher.net?
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It's this site where students can go say
what they think about their professors.
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You're probably on there.
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I just had to see what my students
had written about me.
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And it was...
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majestic.
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Until...
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Now, kids, I knew
I was a good professor.
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That's why I didn't let it bother me.
I had nothing to prove.
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Absolutely nothing.
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Here's a fun fact.
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See the Alberta Building over there?
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The brown one or the gray one?
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That's the gray one.
Did you know that in 18...
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Come on!
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Somebody call an ambulance!
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Excuse me, I've got a thing.
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- That's my cab!
- Gregor's Steakhouse, downtown.
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This is my cab!
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Downtown hospital, please.
It's right by Gregor's Steakhouse.
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Take the FDR, and maybe
crank up some smooth jazz.
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We're required by law to take you
to the nearest hospital,
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which is St. Luke's-Roosevelt.
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Uptown.
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It's Barney.
Help me.
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Robin also needed a win that day.
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It had been a rough year for Robin.
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First her boyfriend
and former cohost, Don,
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left her for another job.
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Then Robin met
her new cohost, Becky.
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Hi! I'm Becky!
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I am so excited to be your coanchor!
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Hi, Becky.
My, you're perky.
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Don't worry, I am not here
to step on your toesies.
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You're still the star.
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I made chocolate chip cookies
for everybody!
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And just like that,
Becky started to eclipse Robin.
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I mean, literally eclipse her.
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This is my cab!
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Keep it.
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Ranjit, take me to Gregor's.
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Taking you to Gregor's.
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As Marshall ran with all his might
and passed his friend Christine
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He thought of all the times
that he had beaten the machine
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He triumphed over "Pitfall"
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He vanquished the alarm
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He brought the jukebox
back to life with his Fonzarelli arm
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Marshall
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Versus the machines
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Last seat.
Thank God.
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I just had the worst cab ride
of my life.
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Well, you're in luck.
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See that gothic church over there?
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Those Corinthian columns were
designed by Giuseppe Pegatto
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in 1896.
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Ranjit, pull over.
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Pulling over.
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Hey, toots!
How about a ride?
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Hey, Robin, it's you.
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Move along!
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Move along!
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See that over there?
That's the old Arcadian Hotel.
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Fun fact...
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While today its neoclassical
fenestration is considered to be...
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So, is this ride your way
of apologizing for this morning?
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I'm sorry.
I never apologize.
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- And why would I?
- Are you kidding me?
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- Can I talk to you?
- Sure.
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Stand a little more this way.
I'm scouting some talent.
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Pretend we're talking
about something important.
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Well, this is something important.
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I'm having
a really rough time at work,
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the whole Becky thing...
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That's just getting distracting.
Say "carrots and peas."
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Guys, I can't stop staring
at that girl's face.
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What, you really had something
to talk about?
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I've spent the last
six years in this city,
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focusing on my career,
all for nothing.
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00:11:21,929 --> 00:11:25,475
Some lady almost got me killed.
Maury Povich stole my cab.
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I swear, this city is starting to
reject me like a bad organ transplant.
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Everyone keeps saying
that I'm not a real New Yorker.
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Maybe I should just stop trying.
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Robin, I had no idea.
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00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,508
It's my fault for thinking
that you might care.
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- Ranjit, stop the car.
- Stopping the car.
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- Don't stop the car.
- Not stopping the car.
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- Seriously, stop the car.
- Seriously stopping the car.
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Look, you...
Wait, Robin, hold on.
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If you want to talk, I'm right here.
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Carrots and peas.
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Don't...
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I'll crank up the smooth jazz.
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Our hero's strength
was fading fast
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Just as the light turns...
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Green
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He then thought back
to all the times
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He'd lost to a machine
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Come on, Playboy Channel.
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00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:29,498
The cable box is fearsome
219
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,968
But the stapler's mighty sting
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Come on, Spice Channel.
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The cable box's bite again
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Getting too tired
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To sing
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Kids, that day, I had
a horrible realization.
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If you can't spot the crazy
person on the bus...
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it's you.
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The good news is, I was halfway there
and nothing could stop me.
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- This is crazy.
- I can't believe it.
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This is clearly a sign.
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Let's just call it a tie.
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Forget about the race.
Head back to the bar.
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Just like that,
the race was back on.
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Idiot.
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Meanwhile, one subway car over...
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Bite me!
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Faster.
Mush! Mush!
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I need this win.
I need this win.
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And firing half my department
freed up the money to double my salary.
239
00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:36,632
And this chick from Boston
was wicked hot in bed last night,
240
00:14:36,757 --> 00:14:39,501
and I'm getting more muscular
even though I've stopped working out,
241
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,528
and I've got
this amazing poker group.
242
00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:43,894
Actually, Barney did not need a win.
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And I smell incredible.
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Smell me.
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Seriously, smell me.
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He did smell incredible.
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Too slow.
Switch.
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Sweetie?
249
00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:16,120
Are you okay?
250
00:15:16,995 --> 00:15:19,498
I am done with this city.
It wins.
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00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:22,834
I just want to move somewhere new
and start over.
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You've had a rough year.
253
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But you're tough.
254
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And I love you like crazy.
255
00:15:30,153 --> 00:15:32,097
If you left, I'd have to follow you.
256
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,340
And Marshall would follow me.
And Ted would follow him.
257
00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:38,228
The only upside
is that we might get rid of Barney.
258
00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:41,345
Bring it in.
259
00:15:45,038 --> 00:15:46,069
What did he say?
260
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:47,816
No clue.
261
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,197
Is that Maury Povich?
262
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,254
Sorry, I swear I'll be a great friend
at the finish line,
263
00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:02,493
but the conductor just said
you're going express to Borough Hall,
264
00:16:02,618 --> 00:16:04,087
which means you're screwed.
265
00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:06,171
So long, sucker.
266
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,094
Bring it in.
267
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:12,960
Damn it.
268
00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:17,443
It's Lily.
Help me.
269
00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:20,538
And not a single passenger
would listen to me.
270
00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:22,105
Am I a bad teacher?
271
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,273
Do I just put people to sleep?
272
00:16:26,102 --> 00:16:27,102
Buddy?
273
00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:28,478
Hey, buddy?
274
00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:30,113
Need a hand?
275
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,366
The machines have won!
276
00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:35,785
The machines have won.
277
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,120
Dude, mellow.
278
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,167
I can't do it.
I can't run that far.
279
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,216
I can't outrace anything.
280
00:16:43,341 --> 00:16:44,341
I can't...
281
00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:47,172
I can't get my wife pregnant!
282
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:54,304
Wait. Is that what this whole
stupid running thing has been about?
283
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,384
My body has been letting me down,
284
00:16:56,509 --> 00:16:58,825
and I just wanted to prove
it could still do something,
285
00:16:58,950 --> 00:16:59,976
but it can't.
286
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:03,772
You've been trying for two months,
not two years, that's nothing.
287
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You should talk.
288
00:17:05,365 --> 00:17:08,551
You're the one who's freaking out
because you have one mediocre review
289
00:17:08,676 --> 00:17:10,153
and, like, 50 great ones.
290
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,671
64, but whatever.
291
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,045
And you're designing
a fricking building.
292
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:15,370
Come on, dude.
293
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,583
Sounds like you guys
need to clear everything,
294
00:17:19,185 --> 00:17:21,007
subtract the negativity,
295
00:17:21,422 --> 00:17:23,643
and add some perspective.
296
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:30,757
Get in!
297
00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:51,653
- There it is.
- Where are Marshall and Lily?
298
00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:52,976
Who cares?
299
00:18:17,604 --> 00:18:19,639
I won?
I won!
300
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,164
I can't believe it!
How did that even happen?
301
00:18:23,289 --> 00:18:24,561
Here's how it happened.
302
00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:27,731
- He's in. Go. Go. Gun it.
- Ted's in the way.
303
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,357
- Run him over.
- Running him over.
304
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,151
What the hell
is the matter with you?
305
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,682
Nothing.
I just want to win this really badly.
306
00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:38,405
So badly that I just ditched Robin
when she needed me.
307
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,129
You were also gonna run over Ted.
308
00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:45,623
Why did I get so crazy about this?
309
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,491
Maybe for the same reason
I kept saying I could run seven miles.
310
00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:54,112
I'm trying to be really
confident and positive about this, but,
311
00:18:54,819 --> 00:18:56,760
I'm really scared
we're not pregnant yet.
312
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,472
I keep thinking
there's something wrong with me.
313
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,098
I keep thinking the same.
314
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,218
- It's only been two months.
- We are crazy.
315
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,345
- We're totally crazy.
- This is the last time
316
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:09,272
it's ever gonna be just the two of us.
Shouldn't we be enjoying that?
317
00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:12,901
- We gotta go back to Paris.
- And take ballroom dancing.
318
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,321
And really learn how to ski, not just
go up and get faced in the lodge.
319
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,144
And see Coney Island.
I've still never been.
320
00:19:19,269 --> 00:19:22,327
We have a whole bucket list
of things to do before having kids.
321
00:19:23,173 --> 00:19:24,373
A cradle list.
322
00:19:25,991 --> 00:19:26,991
I'm...
323
00:19:27,271 --> 00:19:28,478
so glad we're trying,
324
00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:30,918
and I'm gonna be really excited
for when it happens,
325
00:19:31,908 --> 00:19:33,171
but this isn't a race.
326
00:19:34,145 --> 00:19:35,545
This isn't a race.
327
00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:38,941
Ranjit, screw Gregor's.
328
00:19:39,186 --> 00:19:40,637
Let's go to Coney Island.
329
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:44,431
Screwing Gregor's.
Going to Coney Island.
330
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,851
As for how Robin beat me and Barney,
331
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,979
to this day,
your uncle Barney won't admit it...
332
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,583
But here's what I saw:
333
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,483
I saw Barney notice Robin's face...
334
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,779
and maybe realize something.
335
00:19:58,372 --> 00:19:59,701
Barney says he tripped,
336
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:02,649
but it sure felt
like he tackled me on purpose.
337
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,913
And when Robin won,
I could have sworn I saw him smiled.
338
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,879
I know what you did back there.
339
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:22,046
Check it.
I just drove a pedicab 26 blocks,
340
00:20:22,302 --> 00:20:24,252
and I still smell incredible.
341
00:20:24,377 --> 00:20:25,390
Smell me.
342
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,901
- I'm not...
- Smell me.
343
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,367
He did smell incredible.
344
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,273
Wait a minute.
So, where's Woody Allen?
345
00:20:34,269 --> 00:20:35,358
Right there.
346
00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:41,114
Damn it, Max.
That's Maury Povich.
347
00:20:41,884 --> 00:20:43,408
I always get those two confuse.
348
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,370
Technically, there was only
one winner that day.
349
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:51,132
But in that race, everyone
found exactly what they needed.
350
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:54,522
It's true, she wouldn't see Woody Allen
for another couple months,
351
00:20:54,647 --> 00:20:56,250
but that's how Robin became,
352
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:59,127
by just about any definition
of the term...
353
00:21:01,939 --> 00:21:03,539
... a real New Yorker.
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