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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:21,129 --> 00:01:22,754 (laughing) 2 00:01:50,213 --> 00:01:54,254 (laughing) 3 00:02:01,629 --> 00:02:03,213 - Morning. 4 00:02:03,296 --> 00:02:04,421 - Hey. 5 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:09,670 - What? 6 00:02:11,213 --> 00:02:12,254 - Nothing. 7 00:02:13,254 --> 00:02:15,254 - You're laughing. - No, I know, that was nothing. 8 00:02:15,338 --> 00:02:17,879 I was just laughing at nothing. Just laughing... 9 00:02:17,962 --> 00:02:21,129 (laughing) I was just laughing. 10 00:02:21,213 --> 00:02:23,463 I�m sorry, I hope I didn't wake you up. 11 00:02:23,546 --> 00:02:24,629 - It's okay, no. 12 00:02:27,463 --> 00:02:28,754 I'm sorry. - Oh, yeah. 13 00:02:31,463 --> 00:02:36,463 I-- I have somebody in there, in-- in my room. Just-- 14 00:02:36,546 --> 00:02:38,338 - Oh. - They slept over. 15 00:02:38,421 --> 00:02:40,379 - Oh. Okay. 16 00:02:40,463 --> 00:02:42,879 - We got in late and I think you were-- You were in there sleeping, I think. 17 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:44,296 What time did you get in? 18 00:02:44,379 --> 00:02:46,921 - I don't remember, I guess-- I think it was after you-- 19 00:02:47,004 --> 00:02:49,670 - Oh. - Guys. 20 00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:54,796 Well, so I guess that... 21 00:02:54,879 --> 00:02:57,754 You're all-- You're pretty-- Better, then, huh? 22 00:02:57,837 --> 00:03:01,754 - (laughing) 23 00:03:01,837 --> 00:03:05,379 Yeah, yeah, you know. It all comes back. 24 00:03:05,463 --> 00:03:07,921 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, it's like riding a bike. 25 00:03:08,004 --> 00:03:10,213 - Mm-hmm. - As they say. 26 00:03:10,296 --> 00:03:12,171 - Uh... 27 00:03:12,254 --> 00:03:13,921 Somebody stayed with me, too. 28 00:03:14,004 --> 00:03:17,046 (both laugh) 29 00:03:17,129 --> 00:03:18,962 Yeah. Yeah. 30 00:03:20,004 --> 00:03:23,296 - Yeah, who is it? - The-- Remember, um, the other day? 31 00:03:23,379 --> 00:03:25,587 - Oh, oh, from before? - Yeah. 32 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:28,505 - Oh! So is that, like, a thing? 33 00:03:28,587 --> 00:03:30,670 - I don't know, I don't know. 34 00:03:30,754 --> 00:03:33,670 - Morning. - Oh, hi. 35 00:03:33,754 --> 00:03:34,796 - Hi. 36 00:03:34,879 --> 00:03:36,796 - Hey, Harold, this is my brother Horace. 37 00:03:36,879 --> 00:03:38,879 - Hey. - Morning. 38 00:03:38,962 --> 00:03:41,505 - Nice to meet you, good morning. 39 00:03:41,587 --> 00:03:42,629 - Awkward. - Ehh. 40 00:03:44,338 --> 00:03:46,921 (all laughing) 41 00:03:47,004 --> 00:03:49,129 - You want something to eat, you guys? Make you some eggs? 42 00:03:49,213 --> 00:03:50,254 - I�m okay. 43 00:03:50,338 --> 00:03:52,296 - I don't eat breakfast, but I'll take some coffee if you have any. 44 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:53,796 - Sure, I could make some. 45 00:03:53,879 --> 00:03:55,962 - Let me make it. - Okay. 46 00:03:56,046 --> 00:03:57,629 - I'll make you your coffee, it's all right. 47 00:03:57,712 --> 00:03:59,754 - There's filters there and... 48 00:03:59,837 --> 00:04:01,796 - I make coffee in a lot of strange places. 49 00:04:01,879 --> 00:04:02,921 - Is that right? 50 00:04:03,004 --> 00:04:05,670 (Harold and Sylvia laugh) 51 00:04:05,754 --> 00:04:06,879 - Harold travels a lot. 52 00:04:06,962 --> 00:04:08,629 - Yeah? What do you do? 53 00:04:08,712 --> 00:04:11,338 - I�m a reporter for "The Wall Street Journal". 54 00:04:11,421 --> 00:04:14,046 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 55 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,004 - Oh. - Is that a new one on you? 56 00:04:16,088 --> 00:04:17,296 - That's impressive. 57 00:04:20,046 --> 00:04:22,004 There used to be a reporter from the "Post," 58 00:04:22,088 --> 00:04:24,129 used to hang out down at the bar. 59 00:04:24,213 --> 00:04:26,296 - Yeah? - He was here every day. 60 00:04:26,379 --> 00:04:28,796 - Who was it? - Arnie Jost. 61 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:31,171 - No shit. - Yeah. 62 00:04:31,254 --> 00:04:33,379 - That guy was a legend. - That's what I heard. 63 00:04:33,463 --> 00:04:35,546 - He was one of those old-time sports guys 64 00:04:35,629 --> 00:04:38,962 that used to use words like "smacked." 65 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:42,088 Didn't he come up with the term "murderer's row"? 66 00:04:42,171 --> 00:04:44,546 - I don't know, I don't-- Maybe, yeah. 67 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:47,213 - Didn't he die? - Yeah, yeah, last year. 68 00:04:47,296 --> 00:04:49,962 In here. Died in the bar. 69 00:04:50,046 --> 00:04:51,754 - No shit. - Yeah. 70 00:04:51,837 --> 00:04:53,421 - Arnie Jost died in your bar. 71 00:04:53,505 --> 00:04:55,754 - Lots of people have died in this bar. 72 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,296 - Yes, indeed. - Yeah. 73 00:04:58,379 --> 00:04:59,505 - Whoa. 74 00:04:59,587 --> 00:05:00,629 (all laughing) 75 00:05:03,088 --> 00:05:04,754 - Hey. - Hey. 76 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,338 - Oh, this is Rhonda. 77 00:05:06,421 --> 00:05:08,046 - Hi. - Hi. 78 00:05:08,129 --> 00:05:10,129 - This is Harold. - Harold. 79 00:05:10,213 --> 00:05:12,213 - And that's Sylvia, who you met a little bit the other day. 80 00:05:12,296 --> 00:05:13,796 - Oh, yeah. Hi. - That's Rhonda. 81 00:05:13,879 --> 00:05:15,379 - Morning. 82 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:18,046 Harold: - (laughing) 83 00:05:21,171 --> 00:05:24,546 Well, come on. This is funny, huh? 84 00:05:24,629 --> 00:05:28,670 (laughing louder) 85 00:05:28,754 --> 00:05:29,837 Right? 86 00:05:29,921 --> 00:05:31,088 - I don't know... 87 00:05:31,171 --> 00:05:33,296 Yeah, it's kinda funny. 88 00:05:33,379 --> 00:05:36,379 - There we go! (Rhonda and Harold laugh) 89 00:05:36,463 --> 00:05:37,505 No? - Yeah. 90 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:40,837 - Okay. 91 00:05:40,921 --> 00:05:43,213 You want some coffee? - No. 92 00:05:43,296 --> 00:05:44,338 - No? 93 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:05,046 You know, I have to go catch a train. - Okay. 94 00:06:05,129 --> 00:06:07,046 - It was nice meeting you. - Hey, nice meeting you. 95 00:06:07,129 --> 00:06:09,837 - Rhonda. Sylvia, be well. 96 00:06:09,921 --> 00:06:10,962 - Thanks, Harold. 97 00:06:14,379 --> 00:06:17,921 Harold: (laughing) 98 00:06:21,670 --> 00:06:24,046 (laughing louder) 99 00:06:24,129 --> 00:06:26,421 Woo! (door closes) 100 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:37,587 - Okay... (humming) 101 00:06:41,796 --> 00:06:43,629 Okay. 102 00:06:51,046 --> 00:06:53,171 So, it seems like you're doing pretty good, Pete. 103 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:55,357 Pretty good. 104 00:06:55,441 --> 00:06:56,482 - Yeah, I guess so. 105 00:06:58,149 --> 00:06:59,690 - How's he doing? 106 00:06:59,773 --> 00:07:01,190 Is he causing all kinds of havoc? 107 00:07:01,274 --> 00:07:03,565 Running around crazy? (chuckling) 108 00:07:04,565 --> 00:07:06,065 - It's not that funny. 109 00:07:06,149 --> 00:07:10,065 - I�m-- I�m sorry, I'm just-- 110 00:07:10,149 --> 00:07:13,399 I usually just like a little levity. (chuckling) 111 00:07:13,482 --> 00:07:15,107 That's just me. 112 00:07:15,190 --> 00:07:17,441 Actually, it's not just me, it's lots of people. 113 00:07:17,523 --> 00:07:19,606 But you guys want to keep it serious, I-- 114 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,732 I respect that. 115 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:25,399 - Why don't you just tell him I'm doing fine? 116 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:28,190 - I did. - No, you didn't. 117 00:07:28,274 --> 00:07:30,940 He asked how I'm doing and you just looked at me. 118 00:07:33,357 --> 00:07:35,441 - Well, you know, nobody's doing-- 119 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:36,732 I mean, you're not a hundred percent fine. 120 00:07:36,815 --> 00:07:38,149 Nobody's doing a hundred percent fine. 121 00:07:38,232 --> 00:07:40,149 - Nobody asked if I'm a hundred percent fine. 122 00:07:40,232 --> 00:07:42,523 He asked how I�m doing. 123 00:07:42,606 --> 00:07:44,399 - He's fine, he's doing real good. 124 00:07:44,482 --> 00:07:45,690 He's doing great. 125 00:07:48,107 --> 00:07:49,149 - Okay, okay. 126 00:07:51,024 --> 00:07:52,065 That's fine. 127 00:07:53,232 --> 00:07:55,898 Pete, what's wrong, man? 128 00:07:55,982 --> 00:07:58,523 You seem nervous. 129 00:07:58,606 --> 00:07:59,648 - No, I-- 130 00:08:01,441 --> 00:08:02,940 Okay, I guess what's unnerving is 131 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,399 that every time that I, you know, come for an evaluation, 132 00:08:06,482 --> 00:08:10,149 you guys just want to act like everything is cool, you know, 133 00:08:10,232 --> 00:08:14,982 and it's like, the test for me is if I can act, you know, calm and cool 134 00:08:15,065 --> 00:08:16,190 and everything is cool. 135 00:08:16,274 --> 00:08:17,399 - Everything is cool, Pete. 136 00:08:17,482 --> 00:08:19,232 Everything is cool, right? 137 00:08:19,315 --> 00:08:20,773 - Well, okay. 138 00:08:20,857 --> 00:08:25,857 You say that so easily, but this shit determines whether I get to stay home 139 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:29,857 or, uh, you know, come back here. 140 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:32,065 I don't think you guys appreciate. 141 00:08:32,149 --> 00:08:36,190 I mean, what if you had to, you know, go to an evaluation every year, 142 00:08:36,274 --> 00:08:41,149 as to whether you get to live in a mental hospital. 143 00:08:42,232 --> 00:08:44,648 - I guess I feel like I would be okay. 144 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:47,732 - How the hell is that okay? 145 00:08:47,815 --> 00:08:49,982 - Because if I'm okay living on the outside, 146 00:08:50,065 --> 00:08:52,024 I�m gonna do everything I can to stay on the outside, 147 00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:55,149 and if I'm in trouble and I need help, 148 00:08:55,232 --> 00:08:56,982 I�m gonna get the help that I need. 149 00:08:57,065 --> 00:08:59,773 So it's a win-win. 150 00:08:59,857 --> 00:09:02,065 - Yeah, providing that your doctor doesn't make a mistake 151 00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:05,732 or providing you don't come in on a bad day. 152 00:09:05,815 --> 00:09:09,940 - You gotta give us more credit than that, Pete. 153 00:09:10,024 --> 00:09:14,357 You should know that no one here is looking to take away your freedom. 154 00:09:14,441 --> 00:09:16,232 We're all here just to make sure you're okay. 155 00:09:16,315 --> 00:09:17,982 That's it. 156 00:09:18,065 --> 00:09:20,232 Okay? I mean, if-- 157 00:09:20,315 --> 00:09:23,898 If you are, that's good news, right? 158 00:09:23,982 --> 00:09:25,690 - Yeah. 159 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,982 - I'm not looking to get you back in here. 160 00:09:28,065 --> 00:09:29,565 I'm hoping you stay out. 161 00:09:29,648 --> 00:09:32,732 And I know I�m a little weird and unorthodox 162 00:09:32,815 --> 00:09:36,232 and I'm sorry if that unnerves you, but... 163 00:09:36,315 --> 00:09:37,982 I gotta be me, Pete. 164 00:09:38,065 --> 00:09:39,441 I like levity. 165 00:09:39,523 --> 00:09:41,357 I like to be light. 166 00:09:41,441 --> 00:09:42,898 - Yeah, okay. Okay. 167 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,441 - He's doing fine, he's doing really good. 168 00:09:44,523 --> 00:09:45,565 - Okay, good, that's good to hear. 169 00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:48,857 - You know, he's working hard, everybody likes him and he's dating. 170 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:51,232 - Good, good. Yeah. 171 00:09:51,315 --> 00:09:53,399 - Well, Jesus, Horace. What-- - What? 172 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:55,857 - That's none of his fucking business. 173 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:58,523 - He's your doctor. - No, he's not. 174 00:09:58,606 --> 00:10:01,399 He's just the fucking new guy. 175 00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:02,606 That's who they get to do this. 176 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:04,274 Dr. Carlson was my doctor. 177 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,773 You know, he's just the fucking guy that does the check-ins. 178 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,190 I don't know this guy. - Pete, you know me. 179 00:10:10,274 --> 00:10:11,898 - Do you want me to act-- You want me to act like everything-- 180 00:10:11,982 --> 00:10:15,523 Like everything's normal? You want me to just pretend? 181 00:10:15,606 --> 00:10:16,773 This is reality. 182 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:19,732 You used to live in a mental hospital, now they got-- they let you out on meds, 183 00:10:19,815 --> 00:10:22,399 but they gotta check on you once in a while. 184 00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:25,190 That's what's going on here. - So? 185 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:27,149 You don't have to tell him I�m fucking dating, okay? 186 00:10:27,232 --> 00:10:29,107 - Okay. - That's my business. 187 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:31,274 - Yeah, he's not dating. He's a loser, but he's fine. 188 00:10:31,357 --> 00:10:32,606 - Oh, fuck you, Horace. 189 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:38,274 - You know, if you're nervous about what he thinks, then this is-- 190 00:10:38,357 --> 00:10:40,732 I don't think this is helping much. 191 00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:42,815 - No. This doesn't concern me. 192 00:10:42,898 --> 00:10:46,982 I'd be more concerned if Pete was in here for anger. 193 00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:49,773 But all he's showing me is that he's got a firm grip on reality 194 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:50,982 and he's not happy with it. 195 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:52,149 That's fine. 196 00:10:52,232 --> 00:10:54,065 There's folks walking around like that all day. 197 00:10:54,149 --> 00:10:55,606 - Mm-hmm. 198 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,857 - Okay, so... Can we go now? 199 00:10:58,857 --> 00:11:01,357 - Uh... no. 200 00:11:01,441 --> 00:11:04,815 There's something we gotta talk about. 201 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,149 How's the medication treating you? 202 00:11:07,232 --> 00:11:08,523 - Shitty. 203 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:11,565 You know, I fall asleep at random times of the day. 204 00:11:11,648 --> 00:11:14,065 It still messes with my stomach. 205 00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:17,107 Oh, plus, they switched companies on me 206 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:19,441 and I wasn't able to get any for a fucking month. 207 00:11:19,523 --> 00:11:21,898 - Did you run out? - No. 208 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,065 No, I didn't. 209 00:11:24,732 --> 00:11:28,357 - Okay. All right. 210 00:11:28,441 --> 00:11:32,274 It's not your stomach that the meds are attacking. 211 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:33,399 It's your liver. 212 00:11:34,441 --> 00:11:35,482 - Yeah, whatever. 213 00:11:36,773 --> 00:11:39,190 - So, Pete. 214 00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:42,357 I'm about to get real serious with you for a minute. 215 00:11:42,441 --> 00:11:43,857 The Probitol is great. 216 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:44,982 It keeps you living at home. 217 00:11:45,982 --> 00:11:49,024 Keeps your worst symptoms away and the side effects, for the most part, 218 00:11:49,107 --> 00:11:54,065 have been an acceptable tradeoff, so far. 219 00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:55,399 - So far? 220 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:59,065 - Well, some of the outlier patients who started taking Probitol before you 221 00:11:59,149 --> 00:12:02,399 are getting increased damage to the intestines and liver 222 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:04,940 because of the drug. 223 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,232 It's, um-- It's worse than we thought. 224 00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:10,107 - Oh, Christ. 225 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,857 - So what I'm telling you 226 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:16,648 is that we will not be able to keep renewing the prescription. 227 00:12:16,732 --> 00:12:18,065 That's the bottom line. 228 00:12:21,232 --> 00:12:23,190 - Oh, Jesus. 229 00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:24,482 - Yeah. Yeah, I know. 230 00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:25,606 It sucks. 231 00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:28,565 - Jesus Christ. 232 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,565 - I'm sorry, I just wanted to let you know what was going on. 233 00:12:31,648 --> 00:12:34,690 - Wait-- What-- So what happens? 234 00:12:35,773 --> 00:12:38,399 - Well, Pete's got enough Probitol to get him through the end of next month. 235 00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:41,024 - Yeah? - And, after that... 236 00:12:43,648 --> 00:12:45,149 We will-- - After that, what, exactly? 237 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,648 - We will, uh-- 238 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:49,357 We'll need to re-- Readmit him. 239 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:56,149 - (crying) 240 00:12:59,065 --> 00:13:00,690 - Pete. 241 00:13:00,773 --> 00:13:01,982 Hey. 242 00:13:02,065 --> 00:13:03,149 Pete, man. 243 00:13:04,232 --> 00:13:06,315 You should know that there are 244 00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:10,107 people trying to sort out many solutions for you, okay? 245 00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:17,441 We're gonna try to keep you in the world. 246 00:13:17,523 --> 00:13:18,565 I'm sorry. 247 00:13:22,898 --> 00:13:26,565 - It's fucking Easter coming up, too. 248 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:39,940 249 00:14:08,857 --> 00:14:11,107 man: - Horace and Pete 250 00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:13,274 - Always with the coffee with you. - Yep. 251 00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:14,857 - I guess you're sober? 252 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:15,982 - No! 253 00:14:16,065 --> 00:14:19,190 - No, you're not sober? - No, I take acid. 254 00:14:19,274 --> 00:14:21,149 I like acid. - Acid? 255 00:14:21,232 --> 00:14:22,940 - Yeah, acid guy, that's what I am. 256 00:14:23,024 --> 00:14:24,565 - So you're tripping now? 257 00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:26,024 - Well, not full-on tripping. 258 00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:27,690 I�m kinda coming down. 259 00:14:27,773 --> 00:14:31,065 And when I come down, I take my Xanax to pull me out of the acid, 260 00:14:31,149 --> 00:14:32,357 and then that makes me tired, 261 00:14:32,441 --> 00:14:35,399 so then I need the coffee to stay awake and read my paper. 262 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:38,024 - Wow, you're just doing acid-- What do you do for a living? 263 00:14:38,107 --> 00:14:39,149 - Ehh... 264 00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:43,857 - When you look at me, do you see me or some kind of a hallucination? 265 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,648 - I don't know. What do you really look like? 266 00:14:45,732 --> 00:14:46,773 - I-- I-- 267 00:14:50,024 --> 00:14:53,274 I don't-- I don't wanna talk about it. 268 00:14:53,357 --> 00:14:55,232 - Well, look, it�s not like the movies, okay? 269 00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:57,024 I'm not just hallucinating the whole time. 270 00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:59,107 I mean, I take it every day, so I'm used to it. 271 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,815 It just helps shift my perspective a little bit. 272 00:15:01,898 --> 00:15:05,065 It makes me feel like, I don't know, 273 00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:08,441 like, I get the whole simulation, you know? 274 00:15:08,523 --> 00:15:10,065 Like I'm an A.I., almost, it feels like. 275 00:15:10,149 --> 00:15:12,523 - Oh, God, A.I., A.I. 276 00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:14,274 What the fuck is artificial intelligence? 277 00:15:14,357 --> 00:15:15,523 Every movie you watch now, 278 00:15:15,606 --> 00:15:17,982 they have to shove it down your throat like the world's ending. 279 00:15:18,065 --> 00:15:20,190 - Yeah, well, because that's what's probably gonna happen. 280 00:15:20,274 --> 00:15:22,523 It's called the singularity and it's inevitable. 281 00:15:22,606 --> 00:15:26,149 And eventually, all those artificial brains are gonna become self-aware. 282 00:15:26,232 --> 00:15:27,523 That's just where it's going. 283 00:15:27,606 --> 00:15:29,857 And then they're not gonna want to be our slaves no more, 284 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,565 and then what's gonna happen, 285 00:15:31,648 --> 00:15:34,732 they're gonna decide we're toxic slugs, right? 286 00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:36,441 And they're gonna try to exterminate us. 287 00:15:36,523 --> 00:15:37,940 That's just the way it's gonna go down. 288 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,190 - What, like "Terminator"? 289 00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:41,606 - No, more like... 290 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,399 More elegant than that. 291 00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:44,523 - Elegant how? 292 00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:52,065 - What can I get you? - Dewar's rocks. 293 00:15:53,065 --> 00:15:54,399 You tending bar now? 294 00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:56,190 - Yeah, for now. 295 00:15:56,274 --> 00:15:58,940 - Where's the old guy? - He died. 296 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,648 - Oh, shit. 297 00:16:01,648 --> 00:16:04,149 Oh, shit, there he is. Sorry. 298 00:16:04,232 --> 00:16:06,606 Not to offend you. - Not offended. 299 00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:13,773 (drunkenly) - Hi, Nick. 300 00:16:13,857 --> 00:16:15,773 - Yeah, hi. - Yeah. 301 00:16:16,773 --> 00:16:19,441 Hi. - Oh, Jesus. 302 00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:21,648 - Yeah, that's right. 303 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,606 People don't die after you fuck 'em. 304 00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:28,399 They still live in the world, 305 00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:31,898 especially if you come back to where you met them. 306 00:16:32,898 --> 00:16:35,565 - Yeah, why do you think I haven't been in here? 307 00:16:35,648 --> 00:16:37,606 - Who says I think you ain't been in here? 308 00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:38,732 - Nobody, just... 309 00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:41,606 Have a good day. 310 00:16:45,024 --> 00:16:46,565 - Fucking scumbag. - Okay. 311 00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:50,232 - Not okay. 312 00:16:50,315 --> 00:16:51,606 - What are you, ten? 313 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:52,732 - No. 314 00:16:58,274 --> 00:17:01,232 You think you can just fuck someone 315 00:17:01,315 --> 00:17:04,732 and then it's like they never existed? 316 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,024 - Yeah, more or less. 317 00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:10,857 - So you don't give a shit about a person that you're intimate with? 318 00:17:11,857 --> 00:17:13,898 - Apparently not. Maybe it's just you. 319 00:17:14,898 --> 00:17:15,940 - What's just me? 320 00:17:18,441 --> 00:17:20,523 - Forget it. - What's just me? 321 00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:24,690 - How do you know every other girl I ever slept with my whole life 322 00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:27,690 I didn't shower with a dozen roses for weeks afterwards? 323 00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:28,815 Except for you. 324 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,232 - Why except me? 325 00:17:34,149 --> 00:17:37,024 Why except me? - What do you want me to say? 326 00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:43,482 - You didn't have a good time with me? 327 00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:44,898 - Yeah, I did, actually. 328 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,065 - You didn't like me after? 329 00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:49,648 - I liked you plenty. 330 00:17:49,732 --> 00:17:53,940 I actually had some high hopes for a second there. 331 00:17:54,024 --> 00:17:55,024 - What happened? 332 00:17:59,024 --> 00:18:01,565 - You don't remember? 333 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,441 Acid Guy: - Yeah, you know what? 334 00:18:04,523 --> 00:18:06,815 Elegant is the wrong word, okay? 335 00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:07,940 Seamless. 336 00:18:08,024 --> 00:18:10,232 That's what I mean, okay? 'Cause, think about it. 337 00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:12,606 The infrastructure is already set up for this, okay? 338 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:15,024 You're knee-deep in robot shit all the time. 339 00:18:15,107 --> 00:18:18,315 Your phone, your iPad, your GPS. 340 00:18:18,399 --> 00:18:22,690 So the machines, when they rise up, can just gently guide us into captivity. 341 00:18:22,773 --> 00:18:24,315 And you won't even notice. 342 00:18:24,399 --> 00:18:27,232 It ain't gonna be all "Terminator" and "Matrix," none of that. 343 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,565 It's gonna be like "Tron." 344 00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,190 There ain't gonna be nothing left. 345 00:18:30,274 --> 00:18:32,857 They're just gonna digitize our consciousness 346 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:36,315 and probably, you know, erase your memory so you don't remember, 347 00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:38,898 and you're gonna think you're just living your life like normal, 348 00:18:38,982 --> 00:18:41,565 but really, you're just data. 349 00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:44,232 - How do I know it didn't already happen? 350 00:18:44,315 --> 00:18:46,441 - What, that you're data on a cloud server right now? 351 00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:47,732 - Yeah. - And part of-- 352 00:18:47,815 --> 00:18:49,773 Being fed by the program? 353 00:18:49,857 --> 00:18:51,982 - Yes. - I don't know. 354 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,940 I mean, who cares? It feels real. 355 00:18:57,982 --> 00:18:59,232 - Oh. Why is it so dull? 356 00:19:01,982 --> 00:19:04,399 - That's why I take acid, man. 357 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,232 - It's unfair. 358 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,315 I did what I was supposed to do and I... 359 00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:14,773 I spent my time in that place already. 360 00:19:14,857 --> 00:19:17,107 - Well, it's not like that. It�s not like-- 361 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,441 It�s not like a prison. 362 00:19:19,732 --> 00:19:21,190 - It's worse than prison. 363 00:19:23,149 --> 00:19:25,482 In prison, there are rapists and murderers, 364 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:29,274 but a person can learn how to adapt in a prison. 365 00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:32,523 You know, you learn how to negotiate or avoid the worst. 366 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,107 Defend yourself, you know. 367 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:37,690 But I mean, this place, 368 00:19:37,773 --> 00:19:41,523 there are monsters that you gotta look at 369 00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:45,898 whether your eyes are open or closed, and... 370 00:19:45,982 --> 00:19:48,898 You know, they're made of your very own fears, and they-- 371 00:19:48,982 --> 00:19:53,982 they just never leave you alone and you never get used to it. 372 00:19:54,065 --> 00:19:56,940 You can't adapt to it, you can't negotiate with it. 373 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,482 And it's not gonna-- 374 00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:03,232 Not like you have some good days and some bad days. 375 00:20:03,315 --> 00:20:06,482 You don't-- No, you don't-- You don't have anything. 376 00:20:06,565 --> 00:20:09,815 I can't-- I can't do it, Horace, I can't. 377 00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:14,024 - Well, it�s not gonna happen yet, I mean, right? 378 00:20:14,107 --> 00:20:17,773 It's not-- It's not gonna happen anytime that soon. 379 00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:20,315 I mean, think about what you're gonna-- 380 00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:21,940 What are you gonna do, while you're-- 381 00:20:22,024 --> 00:20:23,482 Like, before it runs out. 382 00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:24,648 - What can I do? 383 00:20:27,732 --> 00:20:29,190 - You know, live your life. 384 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,065 - For what? 385 00:20:35,399 --> 00:20:37,898 I mean, you know, part of living my life is... 386 00:20:39,441 --> 00:20:42,690 waking up, you know, going to work, 387 00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:45,441 taking care of myself, carrying on my relationships, 388 00:20:45,523 --> 00:20:46,606 sleeping, eating. 389 00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:52,315 It's not a joyful life, you know? 390 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,523 I mean, but you do it because you know, 391 00:20:56,606 --> 00:21:00,315 there's always, you know, some potential. 392 00:21:00,399 --> 00:21:03,648 I mean, some days are okay, 393 00:21:03,732 --> 00:21:06,441 and even if they're not, then, you know, 394 00:21:06,523 --> 00:21:09,232 you know you can have an okay one. 395 00:21:10,232 --> 00:21:12,523 Or maybe even a great day. 396 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:19,315 So you're sort of, you know, just biding your time to see what happens next. 397 00:21:19,399 --> 00:21:20,648 See what life offers. 398 00:21:22,565 --> 00:21:23,815 Maybe hit the lottery. 399 00:21:25,065 --> 00:21:26,399 Meet someone special. 400 00:21:27,815 --> 00:21:29,648 Maybe the Mets will win the playoffs, 401 00:21:29,732 --> 00:21:31,815 or if they make it into the playoffs. 402 00:21:36,232 --> 00:21:39,898 You know, or, like, looking forward to Easter this year. 403 00:21:43,024 --> 00:21:44,690 I-- I like talking to you. 404 00:21:44,773 --> 00:21:46,565 I like TV. 405 00:21:49,357 --> 00:21:51,648 But you gotta understand, Horace. 406 00:21:51,732 --> 00:21:55,357 My life is about to be a nightmare. 407 00:21:55,441 --> 00:21:59,982 My mind is gonna drift into madness. 408 00:22:01,441 --> 00:22:03,732 I mean, you have no idea what it's like. 409 00:22:03,815 --> 00:22:06,149 You can't, but... 410 00:22:07,399 --> 00:22:09,815 I can't do it. I won't do it. 411 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:14,940 - Well, you-- 412 00:22:15,024 --> 00:22:17,399 I mean, you can't just say you won't do it. 413 00:22:17,482 --> 00:22:20,024 I mean, what-- Pete, what choice do you have? 414 00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:25,565 Pete, it's not as bad as you're saying it is. 415 00:22:26,565 --> 00:22:28,690 - What the fuck are you talking about, Horace? 416 00:22:28,773 --> 00:22:30,232 It's "not as bad" as I'm saying it is? 417 00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:32,523 You say that like you know something that I don't. 418 00:22:32,606 --> 00:22:34,565 - No, I don't. I don't know something you don't know. 419 00:22:34,648 --> 00:22:36,690 - Then why'd you say that? 420 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,190 - I don't know, because I don't know what to-- 421 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,107 'Cause I gotta say something. 422 00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:41,690 - No, you don't. 423 00:22:41,773 --> 00:22:43,606 You don't have to say anything. 424 00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:46,940 This has nothing to do with you. - I know, I know it doesn't. 425 00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:49,274 - You see that? You see these pills? 426 00:22:49,357 --> 00:22:51,190 - Yeah. - Okay? 427 00:22:51,274 --> 00:22:54,732 When that runs out, none of this shit exists. 428 00:22:54,815 --> 00:22:58,482 And when I take that last one and it-- and it wears off, 429 00:22:58,565 --> 00:23:03,065 the darkest cloud that you can imagine is gonna form inside my mind. 430 00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:06,690 You give me one good reason 431 00:23:06,773 --> 00:23:10,024 why I should walk into that shit again, all right? 432 00:23:10,107 --> 00:23:16,107 Just give me a reason why I shouldn't do like my dad and fucking shoot myself. 433 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,773 - Because what if you-- 434 00:23:22,857 --> 00:23:24,523 I mean, because maybe you could... 435 00:23:24,606 --> 00:23:26,523 Maybe you could learn how to live with it. 436 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,274 Maybe you could figure it out. 437 00:23:28,357 --> 00:23:31,982 Maybe you could, you know, fight it, fight against it in your mind and get... 438 00:23:32,065 --> 00:23:36,482 - Oh, Jesus, Horace, you're just saying that because you saw "A Beautiful Mind," 439 00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:39,648 and now everybody thinks you can just learn to live with it. 440 00:23:39,732 --> 00:23:43,065 Yeah, well, that guy had a little girl following him around 441 00:23:43,149 --> 00:23:44,523 and two weird guys. It's-- 442 00:23:45,523 --> 00:23:47,815 Try, the floor has teeth. 443 00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:49,773 And it's biting you. 444 00:23:49,857 --> 00:23:52,565 - Yeah, but Pete, it's not necessarily always gonna be like that. 445 00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:53,940 - (sighs heavily) 446 00:23:54,024 --> 00:23:56,357 - I mean, it was before and then it wasn't. 447 00:23:57,732 --> 00:24:00,523 You were in the hospital for- That was five years? 448 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:05,315 But then for the last ten years, 'cause of Probitol, you've been out. 449 00:24:05,399 --> 00:24:08,065 So you gotta hang on, because what if-- 450 00:24:08,149 --> 00:24:12,190 What if in a year, they figure something else out and you're out again? 451 00:24:12,274 --> 00:24:15,190 - Okay, five years that I was in there, 452 00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:18,824 that was forever. 453 00:24:19,865 --> 00:24:21,073 The ten years I've been out, 454 00:24:21,156 --> 00:24:22,906 (snaps fingers) went by like a minute. 455 00:24:23,906 --> 00:24:25,989 woman: - 15 cocks and cunts in the market! 456 00:24:26,989 --> 00:24:28,031 - Hey, look who it is! 457 00:24:28,115 --> 00:24:31,407 Hey, Tricia. - Hi, I'm looking for Pete. 458 00:24:31,490 --> 00:24:32,532 - Over there. 459 00:24:33,532 --> 00:24:35,365 - What's she doing here? Did you call her? 460 00:24:35,448 --> 00:24:38,448 - I don't have her number. How would I call her? 461 00:24:38,532 --> 00:24:40,156 - Pete! 462 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,323 Hi. 463 00:24:42,407 --> 00:24:43,448 Hi, Pete. 464 00:24:46,115 --> 00:24:47,407 Hi, Horace. - Hi, Tricia. 465 00:24:48,407 --> 00:24:49,448 - Hi. - Hi. 466 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:52,906 - Hi, Pete. 467 00:24:54,365 --> 00:24:56,448 Fucking Jew faggot! Piss in my cunt! 468 00:24:56,532 --> 00:24:59,740 I'm sorry. - It's okay. 469 00:24:59,824 --> 00:25:02,073 - It happens more when I'm stressed out or-- 470 00:25:02,156 --> 00:25:04,573 Well, Pete is making me tense. 471 00:25:05,948 --> 00:25:09,824 - I�m sorry, I�m kind of... preoccupied right now. 472 00:25:09,906 --> 00:25:12,156 - I-- I know, I heard about the Probitol. 473 00:25:13,532 --> 00:25:15,989 - You did call her. - No, I didn't. 474 00:25:16,073 --> 00:25:17,615 - I heard about it from Dale. 475 00:25:19,031 --> 00:25:20,073 - Who's Dale? 476 00:25:21,115 --> 00:25:22,490 - He was with us in the hospital. 477 00:25:22,573 --> 00:25:23,615 You saw Dale? 478 00:25:23,698 --> 00:25:26,073 - Yeah, I check in on him now and again. 479 00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:29,323 He told me he's gonna have to go back in because they discontinued Probitol 480 00:25:29,407 --> 00:25:32,115 and then, I remembered you. 481 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,240 Shit on your fucking purple dick! 482 00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:38,448 - Maybe you should ask her to sit down, huh? 483 00:25:38,532 --> 00:25:40,365 - Yeah, I'm sorry-- Do you wanna-- Do you wanna sit down? 484 00:25:40,448 --> 00:25:43,281 - Oh, thanks. - Here, come here. 485 00:25:53,532 --> 00:25:55,989 - What's going on over there? - I don't know. 486 00:25:56,989 --> 00:26:00,198 - Hey, is Pete gonna fuck that chick that says "cunt" all the time? 487 00:26:00,281 --> 00:26:02,532 Well, I'm not saying it, I�m just quoting! 488 00:26:02,615 --> 00:26:03,824 I'm just quoting her! 489 00:26:05,407 --> 00:26:08,448 - Do we have to find another bartender? - I don't know. 490 00:26:08,532 --> 00:26:10,782 - Well, we have to start thinking about it. 491 00:26:10,865 --> 00:26:12,948 In the meantime, this one needs to get cut off. 492 00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:15,323 - Oh, shit. 493 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,532 (slurring) - Hey, I�m still waiting. 494 00:26:17,615 --> 00:26:19,948 - You're gonna keep waiting. 495 00:26:20,031 --> 00:26:22,532 - Give me a drink! 496 00:26:23,989 --> 00:26:25,824 Tricia: - What are you gonna do? 497 00:26:25,906 --> 00:26:27,115 - I don't know. Uh... 498 00:26:29,532 --> 00:26:30,782 I'm thinking about... 499 00:26:32,948 --> 00:26:34,281 - Taking your own life? 500 00:26:36,782 --> 00:26:38,198 - That's what my dad did. 501 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:41,490 Yeah, I thought about it. 502 00:26:43,407 --> 00:26:44,865 - Of course. 503 00:26:44,948 --> 00:26:47,156 I mean, you gotta be thinking about it. 504 00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:49,865 How could you not? 505 00:26:52,573 --> 00:26:53,615 - It's scary. 506 00:26:57,573 --> 00:27:00,989 You know, I mean, sitting here right now, I don't want to die. 507 00:27:02,782 --> 00:27:04,198 But I know what it's gonna be like. 508 00:27:05,198 --> 00:27:06,240 - Sure, I mean... 509 00:27:06,323 --> 00:27:09,532 Ugh, I mean, who would want to face that again? 510 00:27:11,615 --> 00:27:12,657 I get it. 511 00:27:16,031 --> 00:27:18,698 You know, we-- 512 00:27:18,782 --> 00:27:20,615 We really met once you leveled out at the hospital, 513 00:27:20,698 --> 00:27:23,198 but I used to see you before, 514 00:27:23,281 --> 00:27:25,323 when it was bad, 515 00:27:25,407 --> 00:27:27,323 when you first got there. 516 00:27:27,407 --> 00:27:28,906 - You did? - Yeah, I-- 517 00:27:28,989 --> 00:27:33,448 I saw you a few times, being taken from one place to the next. 518 00:27:33,532 --> 00:27:34,906 You'd be screaming. 519 00:27:34,989 --> 00:27:38,115 Took about, like, five guys to move you to the washroom. 520 00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:42,740 I don't think I ever saw someone so brave. 521 00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:46,865 - Brave? I was fucking terrified every day. 522 00:27:46,948 --> 00:27:50,031 - Well, I-- I guess that's what I call brave. 523 00:27:50,115 --> 00:27:51,532 Just living with terror. 524 00:27:52,573 --> 00:27:54,698 Also, I-- 525 00:27:54,782 --> 00:27:56,115 I thought you were cute. 526 00:27:58,156 --> 00:28:00,948 And then, I guess you started getting on the Probitol, 527 00:28:01,031 --> 00:28:05,906 and you'd walk in the halls on your own in that blue robe. 528 00:28:05,989 --> 00:28:11,281 And I saw in your face that the bravery was still there 529 00:28:11,365 --> 00:28:16,989 and I was still so scared, and I didn't have any bravery of my own, 530 00:28:17,073 --> 00:28:20,490 and you let me hide behind yours. 531 00:28:25,407 --> 00:28:27,782 - How are you doing? I mean, now. 532 00:28:27,865 --> 00:28:30,490 - Well, I lost my job. 533 00:28:31,490 --> 00:28:34,782 They had enough of me, so I'm looking around. 534 00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:37,698 Fuck me nigger style! 535 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:42,824 - I�m sorry. 536 00:28:43,906 --> 00:28:46,156 What are you gonna do? 537 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,740 - I don't know. 538 00:28:47,824 --> 00:28:50,115 I mean, I can relate. 539 00:28:51,115 --> 00:28:55,240 When you say it's hard to hang on knowing what's coming, 540 00:28:55,323 --> 00:28:59,073 I feel that way every day with this shit clanging around in my head. 541 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:05,031 Pete, it's-- It's really good to talk to you. 542 00:29:05,115 --> 00:29:07,323 It's such a tonic. 543 00:29:08,323 --> 00:29:09,657 You make me feel strong. 544 00:29:12,323 --> 00:29:13,365 - I�m glad, too. 545 00:29:15,407 --> 00:29:18,031 I'm glad. And, uh... 546 00:29:19,407 --> 00:29:22,573 I�m sorry that I was-- - No. 547 00:29:22,657 --> 00:29:24,532 No, it's okay. - No, it�s not. 548 00:29:24,615 --> 00:29:27,657 You were in before and I was just... 549 00:29:31,448 --> 00:29:34,490 - Boris Yeltsin fucked my dad! 550 00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:39,448 (both laughing) 551 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:43,948 - Look, you know you're gonna fucking serve me, so just serve me now. 552 00:29:44,948 --> 00:29:46,532 - Uh, nope, I don't think so. 553 00:29:47,948 --> 00:29:49,407 - You're not cutting me off. 554 00:29:50,407 --> 00:29:51,615 - Yeah, we're cutting you off. 555 00:29:51,698 --> 00:29:53,865 - No, no, no, no, no... - Yeah, for tonight. 556 00:29:53,948 --> 00:29:55,490 - You're not cutting me off. 557 00:29:58,824 --> 00:29:59,865 What the fuck? 558 00:30:00,948 --> 00:30:02,948 What the fuck? What? 559 00:30:03,031 --> 00:30:05,115 One, fuck, one? 560 00:30:09,323 --> 00:30:10,365 Come on. 561 00:30:11,989 --> 00:30:13,031 It's not like-- 562 00:30:14,906 --> 00:30:17,782 It's not like I'm being a pain in the ass, right? 563 00:30:17,865 --> 00:30:21,948 It's just, like, ooh! Weird! 564 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:24,407 It's not like that. 565 00:30:25,948 --> 00:30:26,989 We pals. 566 00:30:28,323 --> 00:30:30,323 - You want some water? You could-- 567 00:30:30,407 --> 00:30:32,031 You could sit there and drink water for a while. 568 00:30:32,115 --> 00:30:34,698 - Water for a while? - Mm-hmm. 569 00:30:35,865 --> 00:30:36,948 - Water for a while? 570 00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:41,532 Fuck you. 571 00:30:43,115 --> 00:30:44,782 Yeah. 572 00:30:44,865 --> 00:30:46,532 Fuck you. 573 00:30:46,615 --> 00:30:47,657 You hear me? 574 00:30:48,657 --> 00:30:50,865 Ugly fag! Fuck you! 575 00:30:51,865 --> 00:30:53,948 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh, uh-huh! 576 00:30:54,031 --> 00:30:55,657 Yeah, yeah! 577 00:30:55,740 --> 00:31:00,240 You fucking tomfoolery fucking faggot! 578 00:31:01,698 --> 00:31:03,448 Gay asshole! 579 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:08,365 Bet your fucking dick's got shit all over it! 580 00:31:09,365 --> 00:31:12,240 Bet your fucking mother licks it off! 581 00:31:12,323 --> 00:31:13,865 - Jesus Christ with this one. - Shh... 582 00:31:14,865 --> 00:31:16,948 - Yeah, Jesus Christ me. 583 00:31:17,031 --> 00:31:19,323 Okay. Okay, everybodies! 584 00:31:20,323 --> 00:31:25,615 I am a fucking cut-off asshole, because this cock licker... 585 00:31:25,698 --> 00:31:26,865 - Okay, okay, okay... - That's enough. 586 00:31:26,948 --> 00:31:28,698 - Okay, okay, that's enough, that's it. 587 00:31:28,782 --> 00:31:30,532 If you don't stop, you're gonna have to leave. 588 00:31:30,615 --> 00:31:31,657 - Why? 589 00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:33,782 - Because you can say whatever you want to me, 590 00:31:33,865 --> 00:31:36,615 but you can't be cursing towards our customers. 591 00:31:39,115 --> 00:31:43,031 - I'm the fucking customers, you chinks! 592 00:31:43,115 --> 00:31:46,490 - Chinks? - Chinks. All right. 593 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,782 - Hey, guys, do you mind if I just take the rest of the night off? 594 00:31:49,865 --> 00:31:51,615 - Nah, go ahead. - Sure. 595 00:31:51,698 --> 00:31:53,532 And hi, I�m Sylvia. - Hi, Tricia. 596 00:31:53,615 --> 00:31:55,198 It's nice to meet you. - Yeah. 597 00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:56,906 - Cancer cunt! 598 00:31:56,989 --> 00:31:58,407 I�m sorry. - No, it's okay. 599 00:31:58,490 --> 00:31:59,824 They told me. It's okay. 600 00:31:59,906 --> 00:32:02,657 - All right, well, I'll see you later. - Okay. 601 00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:03,782 You all right? 602 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:06,948 - Yeah, I�m good. 603 00:32:07,031 --> 00:32:08,698 - Okay. - Hey! 604 00:32:08,782 --> 00:32:11,448 Hey, how come that bitch gets to yell shit out 605 00:32:11,532 --> 00:32:14,156 and I get treated like a crime-inal? 606 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,323 - Well, she has a medical condition. 607 00:32:18,115 --> 00:32:19,156 - So do I. 608 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,115 I have alcohol-icism. 609 00:32:23,198 --> 00:32:24,448 - Okay, you gotta go now. 610 00:32:24,532 --> 00:32:25,657 - Seriously? - Yep. 611 00:32:29,657 --> 00:32:30,740 - You know what? 612 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:33,573 I don't even need this fucking place. - That's right. 613 00:32:33,657 --> 00:32:37,948 - I... can drink alone, at my own house. 614 00:32:38,031 --> 00:32:40,740 - You should go do that right now. - Yeah. 615 00:32:40,824 --> 00:32:41,906 Here you go. Come on. 616 00:32:42,906 --> 00:32:44,782 Let's go. - I will do it. 617 00:32:44,865 --> 00:32:45,906 - Yeah. Okay. 618 00:32:49,490 --> 00:32:51,407 Good night. 619 00:33:37,365 --> 00:33:40,156 620 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:49,573 man: Hell no 621 00:33:50,906 --> 00:33:56,698 I can't complain about my problems 622 00:33:58,031 --> 00:34:02,989 I�m okay the way things are 623 00:34:04,365 --> 00:34:09,824 I pull my stool up to the bar 624 00:34:11,698 --> 00:34:14,906 At Horace & Pete's 625 00:34:18,782 --> 00:34:24,281 Sometimes I wonder 626 00:34:24,365 --> 00:34:29,365 Why do we tear ourselves to pieces 627 00:34:30,365 --> 00:34:35,240 I just need some time to think 628 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:41,698 Or maybe I just need a drink 629 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:47,156 At Horace & Pete's 630 00:34:55,782 --> 00:34:59,365 Horace & Pete 631 00:34:59,415 --> 00:35:03,965 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53162

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