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- Fuck this fuckin� guy.
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Comedian asshole.
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- Which one?
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- Ronnie Wilkis?
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- Who�s that?
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- I made it up.
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- No, he means Casey Louistein, right?
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He said that thing about Trump.
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- Yeah, shithead, half a clown tellingme how to vote, like he knows anything?
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- I don't think he was tryingto tell you how to vote.
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I think he just--He wanted you to think--
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- No, no, no.
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Just tell your dumb jokes and shut thefuck up so that grown folks can talk.
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- I hate when celebrities think thatanybody cares about what they think.
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So fucking annoying.- Bourbon on the rocks.
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- Oh, I don't know how to vote!
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I need Casey Louisteinto come from on high
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and tell me who's Hitler,'cause everyone's Hitler.
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I need a Hollywood sodomite to let meknow what's what.
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- Sodomite, sodomite.
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What does that come from?
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- From, uh, Sodom.
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- Yeah, Sodom and Gomorrah.
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But I don't-- I never knew that story,like, I don't know what that story was.
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- You don't know the storyof Sodom and Gomorrah?
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- Not really.
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- That's how we know homos shouldburn, according to the Bible.
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- Oh.
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- I don't think that, but the Bible,that's where it teaches us about--
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- What's that story?What's Sodom and Gomorrah?
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- You know, it's Abraham, the fatherof Israel and his brother Lot,
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and they're pickinga place to live, right?
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They each-- I don't know why they haveto live in separate spots,
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but they can't live near each other,
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so Abraham picks the wilderness,where good folks live in tents, right?
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Away from sin and what have you.
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And then Lot, uh, I think 'causehis wife likes fancy things,
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he goes to Sodom, which is--
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You know, it's like a gay neighborhood,so it's nice, right?
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I�m not really clearon what Gomorrah did wrong.
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I know sodomy is where we getbutt fucking from.
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It's just wrong hole usage,so Gomorrah, who--
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That must have been ten times worse,'cause they don't even bring them up.
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But Lot moved to Sodom,and you know, it's the biggest city
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and these people can't use the righthole to save their lives,
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and as you know,God cares deeply about that,
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so he goes to Abraham and he goes,I gotta tell you,
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where your brother lives,I mean, it's crazy,
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they are just fucking anythingand everything
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and I'm gonna just haveto burn it with fire.
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That's how bad it's getting, you know?
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And Abraham goes,Lord, please, don't--
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Don't murder everyone in the city,you know?
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What if there's just 20--20 righteous men?
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Twenty righteous men, don't kill them.
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And God goes, all right, hold on,I'm gonna check.
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Nope.There's not.
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And then Abraham goes, okay, 10.
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He Jews God down
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and God ain't having it and he goes,nah, there's not even 10.
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He goes, but cheer up, I'm gonna saveyour brother and his family,
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and what God does is send two angelsdisguised as travelers, okay?
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And they're gonna get Lot outbefore the big, you know, droning.
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The biblical droning, let's call it.
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So, uh, so they show up and they'reexplaining to Lot what's happening,
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and all of a sudden, there's a knockat the door and it's the entire city.
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Like, the whole--
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Every man and boy in the city,like every single one has shown up
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and surrounded the house and they say,
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hey, Lot, you know those guys that justcame into your house?
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Those two strangers?
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Send 'em out,because we're gonna all fuck 'em.
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- No.- Yeah.
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- Horace: This is in the Bible?- I�m paraphrasing it, but it's--
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They're gonna fuck 'em.Yeah, I don't-- I don't get it either.
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I don't know if that's like the last...
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Maybe they've just all fucked so muchthat there's not a new hole in town,
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but I don't know when Lot moved in
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how he got past that gauntlet of dicksthat apparently--
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Anyway, so Lot goes--
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Now, this is also important, becausebesides how we know homos are bad,
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according to the Bible,this is also how we know
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that a straight man's asshole virginityis much more sacred
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and precious than likeyour garbage pussy, okay?
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Not you--- You said my pussy is garbage?
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- Well, no, all pussy is garbage,just in the eyes of God.
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Not to me, I like it.
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But I�m just saying,in the Bible, your--
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To compare-- just an asshole hairof mine is worthless,
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and that's in the story,
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so they go send these guys outand Lot goes, oh, my God, don't--
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Please don't fuck our guests.
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All of you.
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And he goes,look, take my two daughters.
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- No.- He has two daughters, yeah.
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He goes, take my two--
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'Cause I know you guys gotta rapesomething, right?
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So at least get it in the right hole.
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I mean, actually,fuck 'em wherever you want,
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but just please don't harm these twoguys I've never met before.
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So--- That happened to my uncle.
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(laughter)
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- Well, so things looked pretty grim,you know, for those angels.
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- Yeah, so--- And the angels say, let's--
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Now we're gonna step in, and they strikeeveryone blind, the whole--
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Every man in the city and boy, blind.
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And then they keep looking forthe angels even though they're blind.
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That's one of my favorite partsand they're like, where...
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Where are those angels?I gotta have 'em.
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And the angels lead Lot and his familyout of the city,
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'cause now there's time to explode,
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and they go listen, this--Don't even look back.
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We're just gonna run straightoutta here,
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do not look back, whatever you do.
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Don't take any of your stuff,we're just getting the hell out.
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So they all are running,and then Lot's wife,
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because she misses her stuffor whatever,
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she turns around, likewistfully, as they're running,
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and turns into a pillar of salt.
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Yeah.This dumb cunt can't--
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.Watch that!
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- Watch what?
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- We don't say that word in here.
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- That's where you draw the line?
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- Yeah, don't say that word in here.
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- You don't say it?- No, I don't say it.
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- Okay, well, let me say it for you.
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Cunt!- Okay.
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- Okay, okay...- You know what? Get outta here.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey....
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- Get out--Get outta here right--
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- She's not serious, right?- Don't look at him!
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Listen to me.Get outta here right now.
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- Sylvie, we don't do that.What are you doing?
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- Turn around and get out of here.
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- What the fuck, man?
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- Maybe go, Kurt.
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- 'Cause I said "cunt,"you're throwing me out?
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- All right.- I am throwing you out.
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- Maybe you should just go. Just--- And don't come back.
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- Whoa, whoa.- No, no, come on, he can come--
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- Turn around!- We don't-- He's not banned.
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- No, he can leave to cool you off,but he's not--
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- All right.Fine, cool.
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- Just go, Kurt.- All right.
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- Come back later.- Yeah, no, I get it.
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Cunt!
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- What the fuck?
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- That was intense.
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- Uh, hi.
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Excuse me.
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- Yeah, Pete there is the bartender.He can help you.
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- No.I was just wondering, um...
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- Yeah?
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- How you doing?- How-- How am I doing?
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- Yeah, yeah.It's, uh...
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You know, it's a nice day.
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- Sure.
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- I�m just want-- I just wanted to starta conversation.
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- Ah. No, thank you.
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- Well, don't just say no.
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I mean, please.
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- Okay, what do you--what do you want?
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- Well, that's a great question.
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- Okay, well, like I said, um,I have work to do here.
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- Uh...
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All right, I think you're very beautiful
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and I think you're exciting
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and I�d like to havea convers-s-sation with you.
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- Well, uh, see, I am working,
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and so no, I really don't want to havea conversation.
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- You have cancer?
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- Are you kidding me?- No, no, I--
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I really wanted to know becauseI think it's really, really sexy.
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- That I have cancer?- Yes.
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I find it very erotic.
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Uh, I mean, you're like--
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Well, it's not that I thinkyou're dying,
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but it's like,you body is flirting with death.
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That's sexy.- Really.
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- Yeah.- So what-- what is sexy about that?
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(sighs)
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- I don't know.
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I-- I-- I don't know,it's just, uh, uh...
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I use-- I work in a hospital.
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- Doing what?
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- I clean.- Okay.
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- Yeah, and-- and-- and, um,I used to just clean this one floor
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and then they started sending meto the cancer ward
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and I started seeingall these ladies with cancer,
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and it really gave mea very special arousal.
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I mean, I don't want to beoff-f-fensive to you.
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- Ah, you don't.Good.
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- Am I offending you?
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- Well, you're not impressing me.
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- Oh, it's not that I would thinkthe cancer is the only thing
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I find attractive about you.
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- Ah, well, that's a relief.Excuse me, will you?
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Horace.- Sure.
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- Yeah.- Is this right?
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- What's that?
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- I am looking at the beer invoices.
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It seems to indicate that we paidfor Budweiser
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twice what we did just a year ago.
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- Yeah, that's right.
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- So what's going on?
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- Eh, it's a long story.
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- 'Cause we only serve Budweiser.- Yeah.
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- Yeah, so we get charged more?
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- Yeah.
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- Okay.- It's kind of hard to explain.
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- Well, try.
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- You see, Budweiser's kind ofon the ropes.
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- Yeah.
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- You know, because ofall the small beer companies,
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all the new artisan beers out ofPortland that blew up a few years ago,
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especially in Brooklyn at all, you know,the hipster places.
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And so the Bud distributors,
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they had to cut their pricesto even get those places to stock it.
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Now they're losing money.- I see.
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So they're charging us more becausethey know we have to pay it.
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- Yep.
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- Yeah, so we're getting penalizedfor being loyal.
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- Yeah, that's exactly right.
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- Okay, well, see,that's bad business, fellas.
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So, I mean, let's just start orderingother beers, right?
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- Ah...- I don't know.
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- You don't know what?- Uh...
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- 'Cause we only serve Budweiser, okay?That's it.
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That's the way it's always been.
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- Yeah, so what?
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- Well, you...
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Oh, uh...
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Just give me a minute, will you?
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- What is that about?
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- I don't know.
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- Okay, that's fine.That's fine.
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I was just trying to connect with you,
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and I can see I just don't-- don't meana hang to you at all.
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But that's how it always is.
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See, that's what happenswhen I reach out,
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I make myself vulnerableto a new person.
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It's classic.
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I reach out,I-- I-- I talk from my heart.
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I put my feelings on the line.
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And it's like I don't even exist.
248
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Like I was never born.Right?
249
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Like my parents never met,like they never had me
250
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or my-- my-- my-- or my brother.
251
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See, see, I'm-- I'm a person.
252
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I have a story, that's right.
253
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I either watch my brother every nightbecause they worked every night,
254
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and then one night,they don't come home.
255
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So I took c-c-care of him, and nowmy brother's happy and he's strong,
256
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because I raised him.
257
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I raised him good.
258
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And only two years older than him,and now he doesn't t-t-talk to me.
259
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And l-l-look at me.
260
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I struggle, and so I appear weak,
261
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and people go,no one wants to l-l-look at me.
262
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People don't want to look at the weak
263
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because it reminds themof their own weakness.
264
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But what they don't get--
265
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What they don't get is that whensomeone's struggling,
266
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it means he's strong, he's strong,because the weak don't struggle.
267
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They just die.
268
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So whatever you think of me,
269
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I�m alive.
270
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I�m alive.
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So go ahead.
272
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Ignore me, go about your day,
273
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even though I�m the onewho made you feel special.
274
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Just like my brother,just like my brother.
275
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When I gave him the strengthto neglect me.
276
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I put you on a pedestaland now you can't see me.
277
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But-- And so, fine.
278
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So do what--Do whatever you want!
279
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It's just typical.
280
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I've come to expect it.
281
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- Okay, then.You have a great day.
282
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- So you still talk to, uh, Maxie?
283
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- Maxie?
284
00:12:17,648 --> 00:12:20,231
- Yeah, he was the tall guy?Remember?
285
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He went out with Rachel Hunter.
286
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- Oh jeez, Pete.Maxie died years ago.
287
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- Ah, shit.
288
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I didn�t know.
289
00:12:31,746 --> 00:12:33,954
Yeah, I got kind of a patchy past,you know?
290
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I got like high schooland then I got 10 years ago.
291
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,962
- Why�s that?
292
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Were you in the joint or something?
293
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- Yeah, or something.
294
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,052
- Pete was in a mental health facility.
295
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It's not funny, Dom.He was gone a long time.
296
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- Sorry.
297
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- He got medicatedand he got out.
298
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We've been friends since school.
299
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- Whatever.Sorry.
300
00:13:03,779 --> 00:13:06,862
- Yeah. Yeah.
301
00:13:06,948 --> 00:13:08,741
So what's up, Pete?
302
00:13:08,825 --> 00:13:10,409
- Well, listen.
303
00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:14,494
I remember last time I saw you, you toldme that you were on the mayor�s detail.
304
00:13:14,582 --> 00:13:17,623
Is that still, uh...?- Yeah, still.
305
00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:19,669
- Still, still.
306
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:23,920
We drive behind him and then he goesthere and then he goes here.
307
00:13:24,008 --> 00:13:26,633
(clears throat)It's fucking boring.
308
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,011
- Eh, I don't mind it too much.
309
00:13:29,097 --> 00:13:34,348
- Well, the reason I--- I know you don't mind it.
310
00:13:34,436 --> 00:13:36,686
- The reason I�m asking is, um...
311
00:13:36,773 --> 00:13:38,314
- What's up, Pete?
312
00:13:38,398 --> 00:13:42,482
- Well, so this place,you know, the bar.
313
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:46,153
We've been having a tough time,and so I've been, um...
314
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:51,824
Uh, well, I've-- I've appliedto have it declared a landmark.
315
00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:55,497
This way it would make it harderto shut it down, you know?
316
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:58,333
And, uh...- Hey, what's the big secret?
317
00:13:58,419 --> 00:14:01,086
Why are we-- why are we doing--being all quiet?
318
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:03,714
- Well, because...
319
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,759
- Because what?- Listen, Dom.
320
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:09,427
- What?- Can you give us a minute?
321
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,223
- Well, pardon me all overthe fucking joint.
322
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,361
- What's up, Pete?Talk to me.
323
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,446
- Well...
324
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:29,031
Sylvia, she's trying to shutthe place down.
325
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:32,244
I mean, she's been working here and,you know, we're trying to make it work,
326
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:36,747
but I know she still has her sightson flushing the place for cash,
327
00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:39,001
so I thought maybe this is a way to,
328
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,087
you know, make itso that she can't sell it.
329
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,340
- So why are you telling me?
330
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:47,468
- Well, so I've applied for, you know,the landmark status,
331
00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:49,388
but I mean, it's a real bitch to--
332
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,306
I mean, it's likethe worst kind of paperwork
333
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:54,350
and then the waitingand it's like impossible.
334
00:14:54,437 --> 00:14:57,145
So I thought maybe...
335
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,231
I don't know, if you could--
336
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,900
Uh, since you ride aroundwith the mayor,
337
00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:03,110
if you can get him to come here,you know?
338
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,779
And then if he sees the placeand then, you know,
339
00:15:05,866 --> 00:15:07,824
that could move our application upon the pile, you know?
340
00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:11,284
- Wow, Pete.I mean, I don't know.
341
00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:14,996
And of all the favors that I get askedas being a cop,
342
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:19,333
that's the least offensive,but I don't tell the mayor where to go.
343
00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:21,629
I just follow him around, you know?
344
00:15:21,716 --> 00:15:24,799
- I know, I know.I just thought if you, you know,
345
00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:28,927
find yourself, you know, cruising aroundBrooklyn with the mayor
346
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:32,264
and-- and he's got a minuteand he ever says,
347
00:15:32,351 --> 00:15:35,143
hey, where can a guy get a beeraround here?
348
00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:37,646
And then you can go,I know of a place, Your Honor.
349
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:39,691
You know?That's all I�m asking.
350
00:15:39,776 --> 00:15:42,109
- Wow, Pete, man.
351
00:15:42,195 --> 00:15:44,528
That's a long shot you're taking there.
352
00:15:44,615 --> 00:15:46,198
- Well, it's the only one I got.
353
00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:49,824
- Man...Well, hey, man, I don't know.
354
00:15:49,912 --> 00:15:54,828
It may never happen, but if I findmyself in that exact situation,
355
00:15:54,918 --> 00:15:58,334
I will say exactly that, okay?
356
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:01,086
- All right.Well, thanks, Ricardo, I appreciate it.
357
00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:03,882
- Oh, hey, you did a lot for meas a kid.
358
00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:05,885
- I did?
359
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:08,011
- Yeah.
360
00:16:08,096 --> 00:16:14,764
Yeah, even as a grown-up, I never founda friend that did for me what you did.
361
00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:18,938
Yeah, we were kids,but you stuck up for me.
362
00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:20,943
You know.
363
00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:23,569
I was sad when you went away.
364
00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:26,072
And when I heard you got out,
365
00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:29,991
I came around a lot to try and catch upwith you, you know.
366
00:16:30,078 --> 00:16:32,245
- I know.- I wanted to be there for you now...
367
00:16:32,331 --> 00:16:34,873
- Yeah, but...
368
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,918
I don't know, it was just kinda--It was tough.
369
00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:41,336
It was tough facing everybody,and you know, I was all changed.
370
00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:43,340
- Yeah.- I don't know, just...
371
00:16:43,425 --> 00:16:45,676
- Yeah, I get it.I get it.
372
00:16:45,762 --> 00:16:49,679
Hey, man, I was happy that you--that you reached out.
373
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:51,975
In fact, I was glad that you called.
374
00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:54,393
And I hope I could do thisfor you.
375
00:16:54,479 --> 00:16:57,813
- All right. Thanks.
376
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,567
- It's good to see you.- You too, you too, Ricardo, thank you.
377
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,944
I'll see you.- All right.
378
00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:04,780
(knocking)
379
00:17:04,865 --> 00:17:06,657
- Come on, Dom.
380
00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:10,325
- Great.
381
00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:12,413
Really good getting to know you guys.
382
00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:27,137
- Was that...
383
00:17:27,221 --> 00:17:28,555
Ricky Vonn?
384
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,140
- Yeah.
385
00:17:30,224 --> 00:17:32,017
- What was going on there?
386
00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:34,643
- Just catching up.
387
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:37,022
- Catching up.(door opens)
388
00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:40,941
- Horace.
389
00:17:41,029 --> 00:17:43,194
- Oh.
390
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,572
Hey.
391
00:17:44,657 --> 00:17:47,616
- Hi, Dad.
392
00:17:47,702 --> 00:17:49,577
I�m fine.Hi, Pete.
393
00:17:49,662 --> 00:17:51,495
- Hey, it's good to see you.
394
00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:53,040
- Hi, honey, it's so nice to see you.
395
00:17:53,123 --> 00:17:54,832
- Hi, Sylvia.How are you?
396
00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,375
Are you doing okay?
397
00:17:56,461 --> 00:17:58,086
- Oh, yeah, I�m fine, I'm fine.
398
00:17:58,171 --> 00:18:01,129
- Good.This is Eric, by the way.
399
00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:04,549
Eric, this is my dad, Horace, and Pete.
400
00:18:04,637 --> 00:18:06,345
And my aunt, Sylvia.
401
00:18:06,429 --> 00:18:07,846
- Hey, hi.How you doing?
402
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:09,098
How's it going?
403
00:18:09,182 --> 00:18:11,058
- How are you?- Hi, nice to meet you.
404
00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:14,101
- How's it going?
405
00:18:14,188 --> 00:18:15,855
I�m just-- I�m gonna do this.
406
00:18:15,939 --> 00:18:17,606
- Okay.
407
00:18:17,691 --> 00:18:20,025
- It's nice to meet you, Eric.
408
00:18:20,111 --> 00:18:21,235
Boyfriend?
409
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,654
- Uh, yeah.
410
00:18:22,738 --> 00:18:26,946
Um, I mean, I haven't been officiallytitle-fied as such,
411
00:18:27,035 --> 00:18:31,159
but, you know, I'm kinda gettingthe sense that I'm--
412
00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:36,163
I'm-- I'm her boyfriend.
413
00:18:36,252 --> 00:18:39,795
- Yeah, I think so.(chuckling)
414
00:18:39,881 --> 00:18:46,422
Gotcha.Okay, it's nice to meet you.
415
00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:47,763
- You wanna have a seat?
416
00:18:47,848 --> 00:18:49,140
- Yeah.- Yeah.
417
00:18:49,224 --> 00:18:50,391
- Okay.
418
00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:04,780
So, uh...
419
00:19:04,866 --> 00:19:07,075
Eric?- Yeah.
420
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,284
- Did you guys meet in school or...?- Yep.
421
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:15,286
- Yeah, we were on opposite sides ofa mock case, and she beat my ass.
422
00:19:15,377 --> 00:19:17,169
- Yeah, I did.
423
00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:18,671
- I had no shot.
424
00:19:18,755 --> 00:19:19,880
She's really good.
425
00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:21,090
- Yeah.
426
00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:24,134
- I figured, better be a better lawyer,
427
00:19:24,219 --> 00:19:26,428
or, you know,I could just marry this one.
428
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,430
- Oh, I didn't--I didn't know that--
429
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:29,765
- Oh, no.No, no, no, no, no.
430
00:19:29,851 --> 00:19:30,934
I mean--
431
00:19:31,018 --> 00:19:32,893
No, I just-- Not--
432
00:19:32,979 --> 00:19:35,228
In the-- in the moment, it--
433
00:19:35,314 --> 00:19:36,440
You know, I thought...
434
00:19:36,524 --> 00:19:37,691
But now, I mean, of course.
435
00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:39,442
- Now, now that he knows me,
436
00:19:39,527 --> 00:19:41,777
he knows he would never marry me.
437
00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:43,738
- No, I mean, I don't--
438
00:19:43,823 --> 00:19:45,781
I would--I don't know if I would, but...
439
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:48,451
- Nobody's asking, Eric.It's fine.
440
00:19:48,536 --> 00:19:50,120
- I just-- I just mean that--
441
00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:53,329
It's not that I�m not thinking,but it's still very--
442
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,959
I�m--(sighs)
443
00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:57,919
She-- she messes me up really bad.
444
00:19:58,005 --> 00:19:59,421
- Yes, it's very cute.
445
00:19:59,506 --> 00:20:01,048
- Isn't it?- It's all very cute.
446
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:04,675
- Yeah.
447
00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:06,095
- So, uh...
448
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:08,597
You liked her because she beat you.
449
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:11,391
And then why did you--What did you like about him?
450
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,894
- I guess...
451
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,479
because I beat him.
452
00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:17,315
- Ha ha ha ha ha!Ha!
453
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,317
Yeah, you know, I guess it's good,you know, early on,
454
00:20:20,403 --> 00:20:25,904
to, you know, really know that you haveno shot with somebody in an argument,
455
00:20:25,993 --> 00:20:27,868
really, in the relationship.
456
00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:29,578
Ha. Yeah.
457
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,206
(chuckles)Um...
458
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,791
Am I-- am I-- am I annoying you?
459
00:20:34,877 --> 00:20:35,960
- No.- Right now?
460
00:20:36,045 --> 00:20:37,586
- No, no, it's--
461
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:42,130
It's annoying to me that my fathermakes you nervous,
462
00:20:42,219 --> 00:20:46,718
because if you knew him personally,you would not care what he thinks.
463
00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:50,224
- Okay, uh,don't know what to say to that.
464
00:20:50,309 --> 00:20:53,309
(nervous laugh)
465
00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:56,979
Yeah, I don't, uh, don't know how to--don't know how to respond to that.
466
00:20:57,067 --> 00:21:00,358
- Yeah, me neither, buddy.
467
00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:03,154
- Sorry, guys.
468
00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:06,448
- I am nervous,but it's not because of him.
469
00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:07,827
I...
470
00:21:07,912 --> 00:21:11,246
I�m nervous because he's your dadand that's... important.
471
00:21:11,331 --> 00:21:13,540
I�m nervous because of you,not because of him.
472
00:21:13,626 --> 00:21:17,334
- Oh, my God.
473
00:21:17,421 --> 00:21:21,421
Um... well...
474
00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:23,134
- Yeah, I-- I have to go.
475
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,386
- Okay, all right.
476
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,512
- Okay.- I'll see you in a bit.
477
00:21:26,597 --> 00:21:28,098
- Nice to meet you.
478
00:21:28,183 --> 00:21:29,975
- Yes, nice meeting you.- If you say so.
479
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:36,351
- Yeah.- Bye.
480
00:21:36,441 --> 00:21:38,775
- Well, um...
481
00:21:38,861 --> 00:21:41,527
(chuckling)
482
00:21:41,613 --> 00:21:42,780
He seems like a--
483
00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:44,865
Seems like a nice guy.
484
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:46,700
- He is a nice guy, he's a good guy.
485
00:21:46,785 --> 00:21:49,368
- Good.
486
00:21:49,454 --> 00:21:50,955
So what are you...?
487
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,249
- What am I what?
488
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:55,584
- Well, you know.
489
00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:57,545
Be careful.
490
00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:59,755
- Um, I don't know.
491
00:21:59,841 --> 00:22:02,133
What do you mean?
492
00:22:02,219 --> 00:22:05,385
Dad, what do you mean?
493
00:22:05,471 --> 00:22:08,763
- I just mean that, um...
494
00:22:08,851 --> 00:22:10,101
Well, are you gonna move in together?
495
00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:12,768
- No, we just started dating.
496
00:22:12,855 --> 00:22:13,980
- All right.
497
00:22:14,064 --> 00:22:16,189
Well, go slow.That's all I�m saying.
498
00:22:16,275 --> 00:22:17,524
- Okay.
499
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:20,152
What makes you thinkI'm trying to rush things?
500
00:22:20,237 --> 00:22:23,987
- Well, your situation, you know,you don't have a place to live, so...
501
00:22:24,074 --> 00:22:27,116
- Okay, so you think thatI got a boyfriend
502
00:22:27,203 --> 00:22:29,578
so I'll have a place to live?
503
00:22:29,663 --> 00:22:30,747
Is this...
504
00:22:30,832 --> 00:22:34,832
Is this because you want meto move in here?
505
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,669
- Huh?No, no, no, no.
506
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,172
I mean, Sylvia's living here now.
507
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:39,964
- She is?
508
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:42,050
- Yeah, she's--she lives upstairs in her old room
509
00:22:42,135 --> 00:22:44,676
and I'm helping her,I'm taking her to treatments
510
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:46,596
and she's-- and she's working here.
511
00:22:46,681 --> 00:22:49,015
- Wow.
512
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:53,476
- No, I�m just saying that, you know,you're in the middle of your education,
513
00:22:53,563 --> 00:22:56,064
so, uh, you should just be careful.
514
00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:59,067
- I just--What in your mind does that even mean?
515
00:22:59,153 --> 00:23:02,362
- Well, a woman your agewho's in college...
516
00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:04,157
- Law school, Dad.
517
00:23:04,242 --> 00:23:05,492
- Right.
518
00:23:05,576 --> 00:23:07,160
I�m just saying, it's your life
519
00:23:07,245 --> 00:23:09,912
and your career that you've workedreally hard for,
520
00:23:09,998 --> 00:23:12,665
and I just don't want you to--
521
00:23:12,751 --> 00:23:17,834
let your life be absorbed into his life,you know?
522
00:23:17,923 --> 00:23:19,839
Well, that's a legitimate concern.
523
00:23:19,925 --> 00:23:21,967
- I mean, maybe.
524
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:25,593
Maybe in like 1982 or something,
525
00:23:25,681 --> 00:23:28,722
but I feel like women have madesome progress, you know?
526
00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:30,351
- I don't know, I...
527
00:23:30,436 --> 00:23:32,436
- No, you don't know.That's the thing.
528
00:23:32,521 --> 00:23:34,105
- Look...
529
00:23:34,190 --> 00:23:37,648
Alice, first of all, you weren't alivein 1982, okay?
530
00:23:37,735 --> 00:23:39,027
I was.
531
00:23:39,112 --> 00:23:42,278
And I've known women longer thanyou've been a woman.
532
00:23:42,366 --> 00:23:43,573
- Oh, my God.
533
00:23:43,658 --> 00:23:45,075
- I'm sorry, it's true.
534
00:23:45,159 --> 00:23:51,368
You've been an adult for four yearsand I've got 50 on you, okay?
535
00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:52,916
I mean, I�m 50.
536
00:23:53,002 --> 00:23:54,918
I'll go 42.(Alice laughs)
537
00:23:55,004 --> 00:23:59,421
The point is, I have knowledgethat you can benefit from.
538
00:23:59,508 --> 00:24:01,800
- But can you see how this iscondescending?
539
00:24:01,885 --> 00:24:03,469
Like you're being very condescending.
540
00:24:03,554 --> 00:24:05,096
- I don't mean to be condescending,I'm sorry.
541
00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:07,972
I�m not trying to be condescending.
542
00:24:08,058 --> 00:24:10,225
No, you know what? I am.I am trying to be condescending.
543
00:24:10,311 --> 00:24:11,602
Why--
544
00:24:11,687 --> 00:24:14,312
Why can't I condescend to you?I�m your father.
545
00:24:14,399 --> 00:24:15,648
- Barely.
546
00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:19,900
- I'm older than youand I�m taller than you, okay?
547
00:24:19,988 --> 00:24:22,654
Why--Can't anybody condescend to anyone?
548
00:24:22,741 --> 00:24:26,158
Does everyone have to talk to each otheron an equal level?
549
00:24:26,245 --> 00:24:28,412
Can't a pumpkin condescendto a peanut?
550
00:24:28,497 --> 00:24:30,247
When a pumpkin meets a peanut,does he have to say,
551
00:24:30,332 --> 00:24:32,915
oh, you're totally the same sizeas me, peanut.
552
00:24:33,002 --> 00:24:35,877
- Okay. Okay.I got it.
553
00:24:35,963 --> 00:24:37,297
- Okay?- Okay, yes.
554
00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:39,714
- All right.
555
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,259
- Are you okay?
556
00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:44,428
- Yeah, I am.I�m good.
557
00:24:44,514 --> 00:24:46,930
- Good.- Yeah.
558
00:24:47,016 --> 00:24:49,141
- And so, I can't--
559
00:24:49,227 --> 00:24:50,478
Sylvia is working down here?
560
00:24:50,561 --> 00:24:51,811
- Yeah.
561
00:24:51,896 --> 00:24:54,229
- But I thought she wanted to shutthe place down.
562
00:24:54,316 --> 00:24:58,441
- Well, she works here and, you know,its hers, partly, too, so...
563
00:24:58,528 --> 00:24:59,569
No.
564
00:24:59,654 --> 00:25:03,113
- But is it nice having her here?
565
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,657
- Yeah.
566
00:25:04,743 --> 00:25:06,327
And no.But yeah.
567
00:25:06,412 --> 00:25:09,329
- 'Cause it seems likeit would be intense.
568
00:25:09,415 --> 00:25:10,664
Like, is it?
569
00:25:10,749 --> 00:25:14,874
- Well, you know, Sylvia can bevery harsh and she can be tough and...
570
00:25:14,962 --> 00:25:18,670
Um, but I--It doesn't bother me.
571
00:25:18,758 --> 00:25:20,300
She's family.
572
00:25:20,384 --> 00:25:22,926
- Okay. Good.
573
00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:24,720
- Yeah.
574
00:25:24,806 --> 00:25:27,306
- Well, I gotta go, okay?
575
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:28,559
- Okay.
576
00:25:28,643 --> 00:25:31,102
Hey, thanks for bringing--bringing him by.
577
00:25:31,188 --> 00:25:32,771
- Yeah, I--
578
00:25:32,855 --> 00:25:35,564
I don't know. I wanted to.- Okay.
579
00:25:35,650 --> 00:25:39,442
- Um... bye.- Bye.
580
00:25:39,530 --> 00:25:42,404
- Uh, bye, Sylvie.- Oh, bye, sweetie.
581
00:25:42,491 --> 00:25:45,449
- Hey, uh, I hope you're okay, you know?
582
00:25:45,537 --> 00:25:51,286
Good luck with the thing, 'cause, um,my friend's mom died from it last year,
583
00:25:51,376 --> 00:25:58,584
so I hope that you'll be fine.
584
00:25:58,674 --> 00:26:00,383
- All right.(clears throat)
585
00:26:00,468 --> 00:26:02,552
Well, I'm gonna go.(door opens)
586
00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:04,471
Brenda's gonna meet meat Sloan Kettering,
587
00:26:04,557 --> 00:26:06,098
and I'm gonna stay with her tonight.
588
00:26:06,182 --> 00:26:07,432
- Oh.
589
00:26:07,518 --> 00:26:09,184
- Yeah, I'm getting some...
590
00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:10,853
test results.
591
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,604
They say I had to be there in person.
592
00:26:12,689 --> 00:26:15,647
For some reason, they can't e-mail it--e-mail it to me, you know.
593
00:26:15,733 --> 00:26:18,900
"You're dead," so I can get on with mylife, so anyway, I'll see you tomorrow.
594
00:26:18,988 --> 00:26:20,863
- Okay.I hope it's good, I hope it's good.
595
00:26:20,948 --> 00:26:23,365
- All right.See you then.
596
00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:25,159
Bye, Pete.
597
00:26:25,244 --> 00:26:26,494
- Bye, Syl.
598
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:32,621
(door opens, then closes)
599
00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:38,294
(ice cubes clinking)
600
00:26:38,383 --> 00:26:39,883
(woman clears throat)
601
00:26:50,479 --> 00:26:52,605
- You own the place?
602
00:26:52,689 --> 00:26:55,440
- Yeah, how'd you guess?
603
00:26:55,526 --> 00:27:02,443
- You walk aroundlike you own the place.
604
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,949
I wasn't crying about anything.
605
00:27:05,036 --> 00:27:06,328
- I�m sorry?
606
00:27:06,412 --> 00:27:10,162
- I know you saw me crying.It wasn't about anything.
607
00:27:10,249 --> 00:27:12,124
- Okay.
608
00:27:12,211 --> 00:27:14,461
- You were just, uh, cleaning your eyes,I guess?
609
00:27:14,546 --> 00:27:16,213
(chuckles)- Yeah.
610
00:27:16,298 --> 00:27:17,881
I was cleaning my eyes, that's all.
611
00:27:17,966 --> 00:27:19,258
(Horace clears throat)- I do it all the time.
612
00:27:19,343 --> 00:27:26,759
- So do I.
613
00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:29,434
- Can I buy you a drink?
614
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,895
- If you want to.
615
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,606
- Hey, Pete, can you...?
616
00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:53,916
Thanks.- Mm-hmm.
617
00:27:54,003 --> 00:27:55,671
- Uh, to--- Thanks for the drink.
618
00:27:55,755 --> 00:27:57,047
- Okay.
619
00:28:04,390 --> 00:28:07,723
- You probably think I was cryingabout a man somewhere?
620
00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:10,810
- No, no, I-- I-- I believe you.
621
00:28:10,896 --> 00:28:13,438
You were just cleaning your eyes,I don't have any--
622
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:17,066
- I was not crying about a man.I was not crying about no man.
623
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:23,612
I don't need men to feel lonely,I can do that all by myself.
624
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:28,784
I have been around long enough to know
625
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:33,957
that men can only maketwo contributions to my life.
626
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,837
They can lift things.
627
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:40,549
And they can fuck.
628
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,802
I don't want to know you,I don't want to date you,
629
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:47,597
I don't want to move in with you,I don't want to meet your mama.
630
00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:50,728
Fuck me.
631
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:55,272
Move my furniture.
632
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,027
- Um, where do you want it?
633
00:28:57,112 --> 00:29:00,279
- Ha ha.
634
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,490
You're clever, you're clever.
635
00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:05,701
- Not really.
636
00:29:05,788 --> 00:29:07,496
I agree with you, though.
637
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:08,789
- Agree with me?
638
00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,166
- Yeah, I don't--(clears throat)
639
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,334
I mean, for me,I don't want to get married
640
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,128
and I don't want to live with anybody.
641
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:20,212
(clears throat)- You just want to fuck.
642
00:29:20,303 --> 00:29:21,511
So you're a man.
643
00:29:21,596 --> 00:29:24,095
Nothing special about you.
644
00:29:24,182 --> 00:29:26,057
- Well, I mean, that's not true.
645
00:29:26,142 --> 00:29:27,559
There is something special about me.
646
00:29:27,644 --> 00:29:29,019
- Is there?
647
00:29:29,103 --> 00:29:31,479
- Yeah.
648
00:29:31,565 --> 00:29:33,190
- Special?- Mm-hmm.
649
00:29:33,274 --> 00:29:34,775
- What's that?
650
00:29:34,859 --> 00:29:38,276
- What's what?
651
00:29:38,364 --> 00:29:43,489
- Don't play games with me.What's special about you?
652
00:29:43,577 --> 00:29:45,327
- I mean, you could find out.
653
00:29:54,171 --> 00:29:56,838
- I think you are trying to tell meyou have a big penis.
654
00:29:56,924 --> 00:30:00,424
Is that what you're trying to tell me?You have a big old special penis?
655
00:30:00,512 --> 00:30:03,178
- Well...
656
00:30:03,264 --> 00:30:06,014
- Here you are.
657
00:30:06,101 --> 00:30:13,351
You look like someone'swho's gonna rent me a car.
658
00:30:13,442 --> 00:30:15,942
You don't fuck around,you just come right at it, huh?
659
00:30:16,027 --> 00:30:23,944
- Well, you know, you gave me that oneroad to go down, so I-- I went down it.
660
00:30:24,036 --> 00:30:27,161
(laughing)
661
00:30:27,248 --> 00:30:29,248
- Are you tryingto start something with me?
662
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:32,041
You wanna do something with me.Is that it?
663
00:30:32,128 --> 00:30:35,919
- I would like to, uh...
664
00:30:36,006 --> 00:30:37,507
I'd like to move your furniture.
665
00:30:37,592 --> 00:30:44,259
I'd like to make a contribution.(woman laughing)
666
00:30:44,349 --> 00:30:47,057
- That's cute.(laughing)
667
00:30:47,144 --> 00:30:53,769
- Um, I live upstairs.- Excuse me?
668
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:55,734
(clears throat)
669
00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:59,111
- What I was saying is that, okay,
670
00:30:59,198 --> 00:31:01,740
I think you're really very beautifuland very sexy,
671
00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:04,159
and I live right upstairs.
672
00:31:04,245 --> 00:31:06,162
- You live in the building?
673
00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:10,330
- No, I live right up those stairsright there.
674
00:31:10,418 --> 00:31:12,042
Mm-hmm.
675
00:31:12,128 --> 00:31:18,837
Pick a card.(both laughing)
676
00:31:18,927 --> 00:31:21,177
- You want me to go up those stairs,you want me to fuck you?
677
00:31:21,263 --> 00:31:24,597
- Yeah, I would like that.If you want to.
678
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:30,600
- If I want to.- Mm-hmm.
679
00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:34,732
- Very decent of you.
680
00:31:34,819 --> 00:31:36,527
What's your name?
681
00:31:36,613 --> 00:31:42,237
- Horace.
682
00:31:42,327 --> 00:31:44,368
What's your name?
683
00:31:44,454 --> 00:31:46,120
- Rhonda.- Rhonda?
684
00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:52,331
Nice to meet you.
685
00:31:52,420 --> 00:32:00,003
686
00:32:00,094 --> 00:32:03,094
(man humming to music)
687
00:32:19,491 --> 00:32:25,658
(man vocalizing)
688
00:32:25,747 --> 00:32:27,622
-
Horace and Pete
689
00:32:27,707 --> 00:32:28,999
- Hey.
690
00:32:29,084 --> 00:32:32,584
Good morning.- Hi.
691
00:32:32,671 --> 00:32:34,712
Sorry I fell asleep.I passed out.
692
00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:36,549
(clears throat)
693
00:32:36,634 --> 00:32:37,968
I didn't mean to spend the night.
694
00:32:38,051 --> 00:32:39,510
- Sorry.- Don't worry.
695
00:32:39,595 --> 00:32:42,387
Going, I'm not gonna make thisinto an awkward morning.
696
00:32:42,473 --> 00:32:44,598
- It's all right.
697
00:32:44,684 --> 00:32:45,850
Hey, you want some eggs?
698
00:32:45,935 --> 00:32:47,977
- No, I�m-- I'm not gonna--
699
00:32:48,062 --> 00:32:49,187
- It's just some eggs.
700
00:32:49,272 --> 00:32:52,063
I mean, I made 'em if you want some.
701
00:32:52,149 --> 00:32:54,316
You don't have to, but...
702
00:32:54,402 --> 00:32:58,860
- Well, walk of shame is a bit easieron a full stomach.
703
00:32:58,949 --> 00:33:00,156
- Yeah.
704
00:33:00,241 --> 00:33:03,491
Come on.
705
00:33:03,579 --> 00:33:06,370
- Look, I don't want anything from you.You understand, right?
706
00:33:06,456 --> 00:33:07,790
- Fully.- I�m not--
707
00:33:07,874 --> 00:33:09,874
I�m not--- It's just-- it's just some eggs.
708
00:33:09,961 --> 00:33:11,752
- And then I�m gonna go.- Okay.
709
00:33:11,838 --> 00:33:13,296
Yes, please do.
710
00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:18,547
(both chuckling)
711
00:33:18,636 --> 00:33:20,720
- Okay then, 'cause I really lovesome eggs.
712
00:33:20,805 --> 00:33:22,096
- Right?
713
00:33:25,643 --> 00:33:27,060
- Ugh.
714
00:33:43,329 --> 00:33:45,120
- Smells good.- Is that all right?
715
00:33:45,205 --> 00:33:47,247
- Oh, so good.
716
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:49,458
(clears throat)
717
00:33:49,543 --> 00:33:51,418
- It's kind of hard to fuck upsome scrambled eggs.
718
00:33:51,503 --> 00:33:53,462
- Hmm...
719
00:33:53,547 --> 00:33:55,048
Mmm.
720
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:08,436
- Do you have a...(clears throat)
721
00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:12,980
Where do you-- do you have far wayto walk, shamefully?
722
00:34:13,069 --> 00:34:17,234
- Not very far.- Hmm.
723
00:34:17,322 --> 00:34:18,864
- So what's your deal?
724
00:34:18,949 --> 00:34:20,824
You own this bar.
725
00:34:20,910 --> 00:34:22,368
- Mm-hmm.
726
00:34:22,453 --> 00:34:28,578
Yeah, my sister and I and my cousin,we own it together.
727
00:34:28,668 --> 00:34:30,709
Family bar.
728
00:34:30,795 --> 00:34:31,920
- Married?
729
00:34:32,005 --> 00:34:35,213
- No, no.Not for a long, long time.
730
00:34:35,299 --> 00:34:36,591
- Kids?
731
00:34:36,676 --> 00:34:39,093
- Um, yep. Two.
732
00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:41,720
- How old?
733
00:34:41,807 --> 00:34:46,431
- I have a son who's 23.
734
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,687
And, uh, my daughter is 23.
735
00:34:48,772 --> 00:34:52,022
- Oh. Twins.
736
00:34:52,110 --> 00:34:56,026
- Nope.
737
00:34:56,114 --> 00:34:59,238
- You have a daughter and son who arethe same age and they're not twins?
738
00:34:59,324 --> 00:35:02,866
- Mm-hmm.
739
00:35:02,954 --> 00:35:05,620
- What happened?
740
00:35:05,707 --> 00:35:10,331
(chuckles)
741
00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:11,962
Um, well...
742
00:35:12,047 --> 00:35:14,922
(Rhonda snickers)
743
00:35:15,008 --> 00:35:19,758
Well, I got married when I was 21and my wife was 32.
744
00:35:19,847 --> 00:35:24,513
It was not--I mean, it was too fast for me.
745
00:35:24,601 --> 00:35:29,977
So, she has a sister,and her sister's my age,
746
00:35:30,065 --> 00:35:33,149
and me and her sister started to--
747
00:35:33,235 --> 00:35:34,694
start fucking.
748
00:35:34,778 --> 00:35:36,445
- Oh.- Yeah.
749
00:35:36,530 --> 00:35:38,363
- Ooh. Why? Why?
750
00:35:38,449 --> 00:35:40,615
- Well, 'cause, you know...(chuckling)
751
00:35:40,702 --> 00:35:42,994
So...- Shit.
752
00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:46,787
- Uh, then her sister and her, I got 'emboth pregnant at the same time.
753
00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:49,916
- My God!Holy shit.
754
00:35:50,003 --> 00:35:51,211
- Yeah.
755
00:35:51,296 --> 00:35:52,880
- Holy shit.
756
00:35:52,964 --> 00:35:54,380
- Yeah.
757
00:35:54,466 --> 00:35:56,257
- I think I'm gonna need some hairof the dog on that.
758
00:35:56,342 --> 00:35:58,885
- Oh, yeah?Okay, sure.
759
00:35:58,971 --> 00:36:03,221
- God.
760
00:36:03,308 --> 00:36:05,475
Did they all find out?
761
00:36:05,561 --> 00:36:06,895
- Sorry?- Did they all find out?
762
00:36:06,979 --> 00:36:08,896
- Yes, every-- I mean...
763
00:36:08,981 --> 00:36:12,731
It broke my family up.
764
00:36:12,818 --> 00:36:15,777
- What about the sister?
765
00:36:15,863 --> 00:36:17,821
- She just kinda took off, you know?
766
00:36:17,908 --> 00:36:21,324
I don't know,and went traveling and stuff.
767
00:36:21,410 --> 00:36:25,994
And my wife, uh, she raised the kidstogether, you know,
768
00:36:26,082 --> 00:36:27,415
like brother and sister.- Oh.
769
00:36:27,501 --> 00:36:31,084
- Cousins.
770
00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:34,172
- But they-- they know now, the kids.- Yeah.
771
00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:36,091
Yeah, I mean, you know.
772
00:36:36,177 --> 00:36:37,885
I mean, you can lie to kidsabout who their mom is,
773
00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:41,845
you can actually pull that off, but, uh,you can't pretend that they're twins.
774
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,225
That's--
775
00:36:43,308 --> 00:36:45,850
- Wow.- Yeah.
776
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:49,812
Anyway, my son doesn't talk to me.
777
00:36:49,899 --> 00:36:54,982
And, um, Alice, that's my daughter,she's-- she's in my life.
778
00:36:55,072 --> 00:37:00,239
I don't know why, but, uh, but I�m glad.
779
00:37:00,326 --> 00:37:03,285
- That's a lot.- Yeah.
780
00:37:03,371 --> 00:37:08,454
Yeah, it's a lot.
781
00:37:08,544 --> 00:37:11,585
- Can I just say...(clears throat)
782
00:37:11,672 --> 00:37:16,421
that was some serious fuckinglast night?
783
00:37:16,510 --> 00:37:17,927
- Yeah.- It's not boring.
784
00:37:18,012 --> 00:37:21,012
- No, right?- It was not nothing.
785
00:37:21,099 --> 00:37:26,099
- Yeah, that was a bigfucking fuck, man.
786
00:37:26,187 --> 00:37:28,145
- Yeah.
787
00:37:28,231 --> 00:37:31,480
Penis is not that big.
788
00:37:31,568 --> 00:37:32,818
Nice, though.
789
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,027
- Yeah?- Really nice.
790
00:37:34,113 --> 00:37:35,362
- Okay, I'll take that.
791
00:37:35,446 --> 00:37:37,530
It's not bad.
792
00:37:37,615 --> 00:37:38,824
Nice little penis.
793
00:37:38,909 --> 00:37:42,701
- No.No, that's not what I said.
794
00:37:42,788 --> 00:37:45,955
- Well, you have a very nice pussy.
795
00:37:46,041 --> 00:37:48,125
- Thank you.- Yeah, it's really, really nice.
796
00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:49,960
- Thank you, I mean...
797
00:37:50,045 --> 00:37:52,254
Picked it out myself.- Oh, yeah? Nice job.
798
00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:54,923
- Yeah, I had it-- put it in10 years ago where my dick used to be.
799
00:37:55,009 --> 00:38:01,301
(Horace chuckling)
800
00:38:01,390 --> 00:38:03,266
You're wondering if I'm kidding.
801
00:38:03,351 --> 00:38:04,517
- No, no, no.
802
00:38:04,602 --> 00:38:06,435
I mean, I-- I, uh...
803
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,021
You know, I know you're kidding,I'm not worried about it.
804
00:38:09,107 --> 00:38:11,940
- Why would you worry about it?
805
00:38:12,027 --> 00:38:16,277
- You mean, what if you were--what if you were...
806
00:38:16,365 --> 00:38:19,324
- If I was a woman?- You are a woman.
807
00:38:19,409 --> 00:38:23,327
- Yes, I am.- Yeah, you're not a man.
808
00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:28,622
- No, I'm not.
809
00:38:28,711 --> 00:38:29,920
- You weren't--
810
00:38:30,004 --> 00:38:31,629
You weren't one before, though, right?
811
00:38:31,714 --> 00:38:34,881
- Who cares what I was before?I'm a woman.
812
00:38:39,430 --> 00:38:41,764
- Are you fucking with me right now?
813
00:38:53,612 --> 00:38:54,904
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
814
00:38:54,988 --> 00:38:56,113
- You're fucking with me.
815
00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:58,907
You're fucking around.- What if I�m not?
816
00:38:58,992 --> 00:39:00,159
What if I'm not?
817
00:39:00,244 --> 00:39:02,161
- You're fucking with me,I know you are.
818
00:39:02,246 --> 00:39:03,663
What if you're not?What if you were--
819
00:39:03,747 --> 00:39:04,747
What if you were--- Yeah, what if I was--
820
00:39:04,832 --> 00:39:05,999
- What if you used to be a guy?
821
00:39:06,084 --> 00:39:08,667
- What if I am a womanthat used to be a guy?
822
00:39:08,753 --> 00:39:10,795
- Well...- Let me ask you this.
823
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,838
- Yeah?- Do you think that a person
824
00:39:12,924 --> 00:39:16,257
who transitions from being a maninto being a woman
825
00:39:16,345 --> 00:39:19,136
is as much a womanas someone who is born a woman?
826
00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:20,472
- Well, I mean, yeah, they--
827
00:39:20,556 --> 00:39:23,099
They should be treated that way.
828
00:39:23,185 --> 00:39:24,394
- You think they should be treated--- Yeah.
829
00:39:24,477 --> 00:39:26,061
- Yeah.- If you're--
830
00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:29,980
If you trans as whatever,from one sex to another,
831
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:33,817
then when you get there,you should be able to--
832
00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:36,487
You should be able to call yourselfwhatever-- whatever you think you are.
833
00:39:36,573 --> 00:39:40,032
It's up to you.- Whatever you think you are?
834
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,412
- So you think trans people are deluded,that they're wrong,
835
00:39:42,496 --> 00:39:45,579
but we should just be nice to themand let them believe it.
836
00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:47,125
- Nah, I don't--I don't think that, that's not--
837
00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:49,252
- Okay, sorry.
838
00:39:49,337 --> 00:39:55,170
So you think that they should be treatedlike women even though they're not.
839
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:59,051
- I just think that...
840
00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:01,848
legally...
841
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:03,683
you know, like the Constitution,
842
00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,352
I think they should havethe same rights,
843
00:40:05,438 --> 00:40:07,271
I think they shouldhave the same rights.
844
00:40:07,356 --> 00:40:09,148
- And by rights, you mean...
845
00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:11,150
using the toilet, applying for a job.
846
00:40:11,235 --> 00:40:14,860
- Yeah, or-- Well, I mean, and,you know, getting married.
847
00:40:14,947 --> 00:40:16,114
Gay people can get married.
848
00:40:16,198 --> 00:40:17,323
I think that's great that gay peoplecan get married.
849
00:40:17,409 --> 00:40:19,616
- We're not talking about gay people.- No, I know.
850
00:40:19,702 --> 00:40:24,869
- Look, do you think that a guywho transitions into being a woman
851
00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:29,250
should be able to marry a manin a heterosexual marriage?
852
00:40:29,337 --> 00:40:31,087
- Yeah, sure.
853
00:40:31,173 --> 00:40:32,881
Yes.- Okay.
854
00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:34,966
So who's the guy?Who marries--
855
00:40:35,052 --> 00:40:36,593
Who marries her?
856
00:40:36,678 --> 00:40:43,387
- A guy who has that preference,who likes that.
857
00:40:43,478 --> 00:40:46,560
- Okay.
858
00:40:46,646 --> 00:40:51,980
So you think that, um, a man who hassex with a transgender woman
859
00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:55,320
is a sexual preference?
860
00:40:55,407 --> 00:40:57,573
- Yes?
861
00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:58,867
Yes.
862
00:40:58,951 --> 00:41:00,285
Yes, I do think so.
863
00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:02,079
That's...
864
00:41:02,164 --> 00:41:05,705
- So a-- so a person who is borna woman in a male body...
865
00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:06,917
- Mm-hmm.
866
00:41:07,002 --> 00:41:10,044
- ...who transitions and becomesa female
867
00:41:10,130 --> 00:41:13,047
is only allowed to have sexwith someone who specifically gets off
868
00:41:13,133 --> 00:41:14,925
on fucking transgender people?
869
00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:20,094
She can't--she can't just be herself?
870
00:41:20,182 --> 00:41:22,140
And just-- just live her life?
871
00:41:22,227 --> 00:41:24,768
She can't meet men, date men,fuck men, marry men.
872
00:41:24,853 --> 00:41:28,145
Just like a womanwho was born a woman.
873
00:41:28,233 --> 00:41:30,816
I mean, she can apply for a job,she can serve her country,
874
00:41:30,902 --> 00:41:33,152
she can use the toilet.
875
00:41:33,238 --> 00:41:35,612
But she can't...
876
00:41:35,698 --> 00:41:41,782
do the one thing that makes hera woman, she can't fuck men.
877
00:41:41,871 --> 00:41:45,955
Unless they're freaks who dig chicksthat used to have dicks.
878
00:41:46,043 --> 00:41:48,960
- Uh...
879
00:41:49,046 --> 00:41:52,588
No, I...
880
00:41:52,675 --> 00:41:56,175
Well, that's her, right?
881
00:41:56,262 --> 00:41:57,554
So then...
882
00:41:57,638 --> 00:42:01,013
Okay.
883
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,517
All right, well, let's say for instance,
884
00:42:02,602 --> 00:42:04,893
let's say that you were--used to be a guy.
885
00:42:04,979 --> 00:42:07,521
- Okay.
886
00:42:07,607 --> 00:42:09,190
- If you-- Okay.
887
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:12,817
If you were, if you used to be a guy,
888
00:42:12,904 --> 00:42:16,029
I think, I mean,you would have an obligation
889
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,199
to tell somebody you're gonna be with.
890
00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:20,826
- Why?
891
00:42:20,912 --> 00:42:28,580
- Because a guy, like for instance me,
892
00:42:28,670 --> 00:42:33,504
has a right to know if he's having sexwith a man because I'm not gay.
893
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,842
- Do you think you had sexwith a man last night?
894
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:41,720
- No, I-- I assume I didn't.
895
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,393
Because you would have to--
896
00:42:43,478 --> 00:42:44,936
You would have to tell somebodya thing like that.
897
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:47,062
- Well, but you didn't ask mebefore we had sex.
898
00:42:47,149 --> 00:42:50,482
You just told me about your big,special penis and invited me upstairs.
899
00:42:50,569 --> 00:42:51,776
- But you don't have to--
900
00:42:51,862 --> 00:42:54,070
You don't have to--You don't have to--
901
00:42:54,156 --> 00:42:58,531
You don't have to ask people, which oneare you, before you get started.
902
00:42:58,620 --> 00:42:59,702
It's just--
903
00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:00,912
A person has the right to assumecertain things.
904
00:43:00,996 --> 00:43:03,954
- Did I have the right to assumethat you aren't a sexual deviant
905
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:07,208
who did the unthinkablewith his special penis?
906
00:43:15,553 --> 00:43:17,553
- Deviant...- Okay, look.
907
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,056
No, in some cultures,
908
00:43:20,141 --> 00:43:22,766
what you did in your family...(clears throat)
909
00:43:22,852 --> 00:43:26,478
is considereda crime punishable by death.
910
00:43:26,565 --> 00:43:28,649
So did you have an obligation to tell me
911
00:43:28,733 --> 00:43:31,858
what kind of manI was getting intimate with
912
00:43:31,946 --> 00:43:34,779
instead of...(chuckles)
913
00:43:34,865 --> 00:43:36,949
springing it on me,
914
00:43:37,034 --> 00:43:40,909
like the morning paper over some eggs?
915
00:43:40,996 --> 00:43:42,829
I�m not judging you.I'm making a point.
916
00:43:42,915 --> 00:43:47,582
Look at me.
917
00:43:47,671 --> 00:43:51,462
Okay, I am not judging you.
918
00:43:51,549 --> 00:43:57,049
I mean, you did do something wrong,but I am not judging you.
919
00:43:57,138 --> 00:43:58,722
I would not do that.
920
00:43:58,807 --> 00:44:01,974
I am not looking down on you.
921
00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:08,686
But you are judging people justfor being themselves.
922
00:44:08,775 --> 00:44:10,693
So let me put your mind at restabout one thing.
923
00:44:10,777 --> 00:44:16,152
You had sex with a woman last night.
924
00:44:16,242 --> 00:44:17,866
- Yeah, I did.
925
00:44:17,952 --> 00:44:23,703
- You did.- Mm-hmm.
926
00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:26,000
(clears throat)And always was--
927
00:44:26,085 --> 00:44:28,711
And always was a woman?
928
00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:30,796
(chuckles)Shit.
929
00:44:37,724 --> 00:44:43,473
Whew.(Rhonda chuckles)
930
00:44:43,563 --> 00:44:47,104
Can I just say one thing?- Yeah.
931
00:44:47,191 --> 00:44:50,816
- I-- I believe in equal rightsfor everybody.
932
00:44:50,902 --> 00:44:55,320
That's what I believe in.I mean, for everybody.
933
00:44:55,408 --> 00:44:56,533
- I know you think you do.
934
00:44:56,617 --> 00:44:58,159
- No, I do.
935
00:44:58,244 --> 00:45:00,745
I really do.- There-- there--
936
00:45:00,830 --> 00:45:03,581
- I do.- There-- Everyone is feeling real good
937
00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:06,208
about accepting the transgenderright now.
938
00:45:06,295 --> 00:45:07,754
- I know.
939
00:45:07,837 --> 00:45:10,296
- They love the transgenderwhen they're transitioning.
940
00:45:10,382 --> 00:45:11,758
They're brave.
941
00:45:11,841 --> 00:45:13,550
They're becoming themselves, it's--- Right.
942
00:45:13,635 --> 00:45:15,510
- Good for them.
943
00:45:15,596 --> 00:45:22,012
But the true path to acceptance comeswhen you have sex with one
944
00:45:22,102 --> 00:45:25,269
and you don't think you got cheatedinto doing something gay,
945
00:45:25,357 --> 00:45:30,440
'cause that, my sister-fucking friend,
946
00:45:30,528 --> 00:45:32,070
is ignorant.
947
00:45:32,155 --> 00:45:33,822
- Hmm.
948
00:45:33,906 --> 00:45:36,573
- And hey, the fucking was good, right?
949
00:45:36,659 --> 00:45:38,950
You got fucked good by a woman.
950
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:40,953
- Uh-huh, right.
951
00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:42,623
Yep.
952
00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:45,124
- What difference does it makewhat she used to be?
953
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,502
- Hmmm...
954
00:45:47,588 --> 00:45:49,254
(laughing)
955
00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:52,757
Wow.
956
00:45:52,843 --> 00:45:56,093
- And that's whyyou shouldn't have breakfast.
957
00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:59,430
- Uh-huh.
958
00:45:59,517 --> 00:46:01,058
(laughing)
959
00:46:08,109 --> 00:46:11,109
- I gotta go.
960
00:46:11,196 --> 00:46:13,029
- You don't have to.(clears throat)
961
00:46:13,115 --> 00:46:15,115
You don't have to go.
962
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:22,242
- Yeah, I gotta go.
963
00:46:22,332 --> 00:46:27,082
- Hey, uh...(clears throat)
964
00:46:27,170 --> 00:46:29,796
Do you want to...
965
00:46:29,882 --> 00:46:34,173
Do you want to see each other again?
966
00:46:34,262 --> 00:46:36,637
- You want to?
967
00:46:36,722 --> 00:46:42,055
- Yeah.
968
00:46:42,145 --> 00:46:44,019
- Okay, there's one thing about meyou should know.
969
00:46:44,105 --> 00:46:47,147
- Uh-huh.
970
00:46:47,233 --> 00:46:48,817
- I'm a drunk.
971
00:46:48,902 --> 00:46:53,694
- Well, I own a bar.
972
00:46:53,782 --> 00:46:56,115
(door opens, then slams)
973
00:46:56,201 --> 00:46:57,368
- We'll see.
974
00:46:57,453 --> 00:46:59,369
- That's my sister.
975
00:46:59,455 --> 00:47:00,538
- Hi.- Hi.
976
00:47:00,622 --> 00:47:02,497
- Not the...(door opens)
977
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:04,332
(door closes)
978
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,635
- Uh, that's--- You okay?
979
00:47:14,721 --> 00:47:16,679
- Yeah.
980
00:47:16,764 --> 00:47:19,306
How you doing?- Good.
981
00:47:19,392 --> 00:47:22,893
- What's going on with you?
982
00:47:22,979 --> 00:47:30,146
- Well, I-- I got the results yesterdayand I'm fine.
983
00:47:30,236 --> 00:47:32,820
- You're what?You're fine?
984
00:47:32,907 --> 00:47:35,531
- Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.
985
00:47:35,618 --> 00:47:40,242
- You serious?
986
00:47:40,331 --> 00:47:44,997
- Yeah.
987
00:47:45,085 --> 00:47:46,711
So...- Wow.
988
00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:48,546
- I just wanted to tell you.
989
00:47:48,632 --> 00:47:51,548
- Thanks.
990
00:47:51,635 --> 00:47:53,009
- You all right?- Yeah.
991
00:47:53,093 --> 00:47:55,052
Yeah, you know.
992
00:47:55,138 --> 00:47:57,305
Just gonna, uh...- You want something to eat?
993
00:47:57,390 --> 00:48:01,766
- Uh, not just yet.
994
00:48:01,854 --> 00:48:04,020
I have to plan a life now.
995
00:48:04,105 --> 00:48:05,439
- Oh-ho.(Alice chuckles)
996
00:48:05,524 --> 00:48:10,190
- So I'm a little busy.
997
00:48:10,278 --> 00:48:15,070
(inhales and exhales deeply)
998
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:17,159
- Thanks for telling me.- Mm-hmm.
999
00:48:26,295 --> 00:48:29,462
- It's okay.- Oh.
1000
00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:31,049
- Oh, shit.
1001
00:48:39,726 --> 00:48:42,059
I might have fucked a guy last night.
1002
00:48:42,145 --> 00:48:45,479
- Oh!(laughing)
1003
00:48:45,566 --> 00:48:46,941
Me too.
1004
00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:04,041
1005
00:49:10,133 --> 00:49:14,550
-
Hell, no
1006
00:49:14,638 --> 00:49:21,346
I can't complain about my problems
1007
00:49:21,437 --> 00:49:27,812
I�m okay the way things are
1008
00:49:27,902 --> 00:49:35,028
I pull my stool up to the bar
1009
00:49:35,117 --> 00:49:42,242
At Horace & Pete's
1010
00:49:42,334 --> 00:49:48,084
Sometimes I wonder
1011
00:49:48,173 --> 00:49:53,757
Why do we tear ourselves to pieces?
1012
00:49:53,846 --> 00:50:00,220
I just need some time to think
1013
00:50:00,311 --> 00:50:05,186
Or maybe I just need a drink
1014
00:50:07,401 --> 00:50:10,777
At Horace & Pete's
1015
00:50:19,623 --> 00:50:22,998
Horace & Pete
1016
00:50:23,048 --> 00:50:27,598
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