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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,876 --> 00:00:03,626 2 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:32,487 And I won't be your man anymore 3 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,909 Gonna take it 4 00:00:34,327 --> 00:00:35,536 Gonna fake it 5 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,579 Girl I'm not gonna be your man anymore 6 00:00:43,003 --> 00:00:44,044 (clattering) 7 00:00:44,337 --> 00:00:46,546 I won't be your man anymore 8 00:00:47,382 --> 00:00:48,632 You're gonna take it 9 00:00:48,717 --> 00:00:50,217 I'm not gonna fake it 10 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:51,553 (player clicks) 11 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:52,679 (classical music playing) 12 00:00:55,891 --> 00:00:57,266 (exhales) 13 00:01:21,251 --> 00:01:22,543 (brush clatters) 14 00:01:35,809 --> 00:01:36,851 Oh. 15 00:02:26,071 --> 00:02:27,737 (groans) 16 00:02:48,552 --> 00:02:49,803 (exhaling, groaning) 17 00:03:04,361 --> 00:03:05,903 (grunts) 18 00:03:14,956 --> 00:03:15,997 (sighing) 19 00:03:33,225 --> 00:03:34,267 So. 20 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:37,769 - This is nice. - Huh? 21 00:03:37,856 --> 00:03:39,064 - This is a nice place. 22 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:41,608 - Yeah, yeah. 23 00:03:42,652 --> 00:03:43,694 - What? 24 00:03:45,363 --> 00:03:46,405 - Well... 25 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:47,781 Okay. 26 00:03:49,659 --> 00:03:50,701 - Are you okay? 27 00:03:54,123 --> 00:03:56,039 - Yeah, I mean, it's just that, this is-- 28 00:03:57,668 --> 00:03:58,710 - What's wrong? You're upset. 29 00:04:07,511 --> 00:04:09,220 - Thank you. 30 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:11,140 You're upset, I think. 31 00:04:11,224 --> 00:04:12,265 - No, I'm not. Why? 32 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:16,729 - Look, I-- You know, I didn't-- 33 00:04:19,274 --> 00:04:21,441 If you want to go, you can just go. 34 00:04:22,236 --> 00:04:23,277 - Go where? 35 00:04:26,949 --> 00:04:27,991 - Yeah, okay. 36 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,076 - Hey, I mean-- 37 00:04:30,453 --> 00:04:32,369 I�m not sure what's going on with you. 38 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:33,914 This is always weird, but... 39 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,250 We're total strangers, but I mean, 40 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,127 if you would just tell me... 41 00:04:40,255 --> 00:04:43,172 I mean, are you disappointed in my looks or...? 42 00:04:43,634 --> 00:04:44,884 - I�m not. 43 00:04:44,968 --> 00:04:46,219 - Because you should know, I mean, if that's the case, 44 00:04:46,512 --> 00:04:48,012 that doesn't-- That doesn't hurt my feelings. 45 00:04:48,096 --> 00:04:50,263 - I'm not, you're the one. - I'm the one what? 46 00:04:52,018 --> 00:04:53,060 - Look, I-- 47 00:04:53,937 --> 00:04:56,353 I was pretty damn honest on my profile, you know? 48 00:04:56,605 --> 00:04:59,814 I put my real age and a current picture 49 00:05:00,276 --> 00:05:05,901 and a preference for women in my age group, so I expect to meet 50 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:08,199 someone who's expecting me, okay? 51 00:05:08,285 --> 00:05:14,618 Because it's not exactly fun to show up and-- and see a cute 52 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:16,625 young girl looking at me like, booby prize. 53 00:05:17,545 --> 00:05:18,837 Do you think that's fun for me? 54 00:05:18,921 --> 00:05:20,337 - Whoa, wait a minute. I�m not-- 55 00:05:20,422 --> 00:05:22,673 - Maybe you should just be a little bit more careful about 56 00:05:22,758 --> 00:05:25,217 looking at the person that you choose. 57 00:05:26,054 --> 00:05:27,345 You know, I mean, what did you expect? 58 00:05:27,429 --> 00:05:28,471 - I expected you. 59 00:05:29,348 --> 00:05:30,807 You look exactly like your picture. 60 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:32,809 You look your age, you should... 61 00:05:32,978 --> 00:05:34,019 look your age. 62 00:05:34,938 --> 00:05:36,855 - Were you gonna tell me you look 45? 63 00:05:37,691 --> 00:05:38,732 - Okay, look... 64 00:05:39,442 --> 00:05:40,484 I'm the one, okay? 65 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:42,778 I put myself as older. 66 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:45,656 - Why do you do that? 67 00:05:45,825 --> 00:05:46,867 - Because, I don't know. 68 00:05:47,326 --> 00:05:48,576 Can we just look at the food? 69 00:05:48,661 --> 00:05:50,995 Because, I�m actually hungry. 70 00:05:51,998 --> 00:05:54,164 Or do you really just want to leave now? 71 00:05:56,211 --> 00:05:58,336 - Yeah, let's look at the food. 72 00:06:05,637 --> 00:06:06,679 - What are you getting? 73 00:06:07,389 --> 00:06:09,848 - Why do you put yourself as older? 74 00:06:10,143 --> 00:06:11,767 I mean-- I mean, who does that? 75 00:06:11,853 --> 00:06:13,103 Nobody does that. 76 00:06:13,187 --> 00:06:14,187 - Okay. - I�m sorry, I-- 77 00:06:14,272 --> 00:06:15,730 I mean, I don't get it. 78 00:06:16,316 --> 00:06:18,857 - Well, we can talk about this, but... 79 00:06:20,194 --> 00:06:21,402 I don't really know you. 80 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:24,822 And you're not really letting the conversation get started, 81 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,949 so how do we get-- - You sort of put us behind 82 00:06:27,036 --> 00:06:30,619 the eight-ball by lying about your age from jump. 83 00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:32,789 I mean, how old are you, really? 84 00:06:36,545 --> 00:06:38,046 I mean, maybe we should just go. 85 00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:39,172 - I'm 26. 86 00:06:40,799 --> 00:06:41,841 - Okay, well... 87 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:44,345 That's young. 88 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:47,763 I mean, I�m old enough to be your ancestor. 89 00:06:47,933 --> 00:06:48,974 - Not really. 90 00:06:49,768 --> 00:06:51,310 - Come on, when I was in high school, 91 00:06:51,395 --> 00:06:53,645 your parents were in junior high school. 92 00:06:53,897 --> 00:06:55,147 - My dad is older than you. 93 00:06:55,232 --> 00:06:57,149 It's not as bad as you're making it. 94 00:06:57,525 --> 00:06:59,318 - Well, so why-- why then-- 95 00:06:59,403 --> 00:07:00,444 - I like older guys. 96 00:07:02,114 --> 00:07:03,156 - Okay, but see... 97 00:07:04,617 --> 00:07:06,450 I didn't, you know... 98 00:07:07,371 --> 00:07:09,287 Put that I want younger woman, all right? 99 00:07:10,915 --> 00:07:13,207 I mean, I know some guys do that, but I didn't. 100 00:07:13,293 --> 00:07:15,126 You know, I mean, I'm not like that. 101 00:07:15,212 --> 00:07:16,461 - I know. 102 00:07:16,545 --> 00:07:18,004 I don't like guys that are. 103 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,132 See, I like older guys, 104 00:07:21,218 --> 00:07:23,634 but I don't like older guys that like younger women. 105 00:07:24,054 --> 00:07:25,720 Those kinds of guys are a drag. 106 00:07:26,391 --> 00:07:27,432 I like... 107 00:07:28,184 --> 00:07:29,226 I don't know. 108 00:07:32,105 --> 00:07:33,146 - Okay, well... 109 00:07:34,357 --> 00:07:35,815 What do you want to do? 110 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:38,567 - Well, we could just go now. 111 00:07:39,279 --> 00:07:40,321 Since it's all weird. 112 00:07:42,449 --> 00:07:45,074 Or we could have dinner and talk. 113 00:07:45,493 --> 00:07:48,119 waiter: Hi. Can I get you guys a drink to start? 114 00:07:48,998 --> 00:07:50,706 - Um... - I'm okay with water. 115 00:07:51,709 --> 00:07:52,917 - I'll have a white wine. 116 00:07:53,335 --> 00:07:54,584 Do you have anything that's okay? 117 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:56,129 waiter: I have a pinot grigio. 118 00:07:56,339 --> 00:07:57,381 - Yeah, sure. Thanks. 119 00:08:06,141 --> 00:08:07,182 - So... 120 00:08:08,059 --> 00:08:09,726 What do you want to talk about? 121 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:11,562 - Um... 122 00:08:13,315 --> 00:08:14,357 What do you do? 123 00:08:16,568 --> 00:08:17,776 - I work at a bar. 124 00:08:18,070 --> 00:08:19,112 - Oh, cool. 125 00:08:20,990 --> 00:08:23,115 - Why? Why-- Why is that cool? 126 00:08:25,119 --> 00:08:27,577 - Because-- I don't know. 127 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:31,458 'Cause you won't really talk, because you're mad 128 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:32,917 and being weird, 129 00:08:33,003 --> 00:08:34,378 and so I just said "cool" 130 00:08:35,088 --> 00:08:38,963 because you're doing nothing to make me comfortable. 131 00:08:39,092 --> 00:08:40,134 - Sorry. I�m sorry. 132 00:08:40,677 --> 00:08:43,677 It's just "what do you do" doesn't exactly raise my stock 133 00:08:43,764 --> 00:08:46,056 any further, all right? 134 00:08:46,142 --> 00:08:50,725 I mean, I work in a bar, it's my family's bar. 135 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,646 And... 136 00:08:52,815 --> 00:08:55,232 I-- I keep the place clean and in ship shape, 137 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,985 and I live in a small room in the back. 138 00:08:58,988 --> 00:09:00,030 It's not exactly impressive. 139 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:02,032 - Well... so? 140 00:09:03,327 --> 00:09:05,243 I�m a temp and a barista and I have a stupid blog 141 00:09:05,329 --> 00:09:07,245 about books I stopped writing two years ago. 142 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,122 No one's impressive anymore. 143 00:09:16,549 --> 00:09:18,007 You're really just gonna have water? 144 00:09:18,343 --> 00:09:19,384 - Well, I don't drink. 145 00:09:19,843 --> 00:09:21,219 - Mm. 146 00:09:21,304 --> 00:09:22,346 That's actually pretty refreshing. 147 00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:24,223 Almost everyone I know drinks. 148 00:09:24,849 --> 00:09:25,891 It's boring, you know? 149 00:09:26,184 --> 00:09:27,642 Well, most people my age, anyway. 150 00:09:28,686 --> 00:09:30,354 I�m so sick of boys my age. 151 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:32,232 - Yeah, you said that. 152 00:09:34,568 --> 00:09:36,485 So, I mean, you like older guys, huh? 153 00:09:36,987 --> 00:09:39,654 Does that, like, float your boat or whatever? 154 00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:42,657 - If you ever tried dating boys my age, you'd understand. 155 00:09:44,829 --> 00:09:47,454 You don't even realize, you're a person. 156 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:51,958 You held the door open for me, you slid out my chair. 157 00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:53,711 You dressed up. 158 00:09:54,923 --> 00:09:57,549 Boys just show up all smelly and look at the floor. 159 00:09:59,302 --> 00:10:03,677 You seem like you were well-raised, like someone taught 160 00:10:03,765 --> 00:10:04,807 you manners and chivalry. 161 00:10:06,768 --> 00:10:07,810 - I mean, not really. 162 00:10:09,605 --> 00:10:11,313 I used to watch a lot of old movies. 163 00:10:11,399 --> 00:10:12,440 Um... 164 00:10:13,109 --> 00:10:14,151 Guys like Cary Grant. 165 00:10:16,028 --> 00:10:20,279 I don't know, you don't need somebody to tell you to treat 166 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:21,617 a lady with respect, 167 00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:23,618 it's something that you're just compelled to do. 168 00:10:25,164 --> 00:10:27,913 You know, I mean, because women are special. 169 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:32,876 And I don't mean like that, like, uh, you're lesser than men 170 00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:34,005 or anything, or different. 171 00:10:35,508 --> 00:10:37,924 In fact, I feel that women and men are equals. 172 00:10:38,511 --> 00:10:39,760 - I don't. 173 00:10:40,638 --> 00:10:42,471 - You don�t? - No. 174 00:10:42,557 --> 00:10:44,973 I mean, depending on how you're measuring, in some ways, 175 00:10:45,101 --> 00:10:46,767 we're better than men, or above men, 176 00:10:46,978 --> 00:10:49,437 but other ways, you guys are way ahead. 177 00:10:50,732 --> 00:10:51,773 - Yeah? - Yeah, of course. 178 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,570 - That would get a guy killed 179 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,614 for saying that these days. - Who cares? 180 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:02,200 I mean, what fun would it be if we were totally alike and equal? 181 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,287 - Yeah, I guess. 182 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:08,540 - Like, men are stronger than women, you know, physically. 183 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,586 I mean, and that's a turn-on, 184 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,587 that's part of what we like about you. 185 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,590 - Well, I�m not that strong. 186 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,634 - Yeah, but you could knock me out. 187 00:11:17,637 --> 00:11:19,969 I mean, you could hold me down. 188 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,305 If we were in a fight, you could fuck me up really bad. 189 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:24,601 - Okay. 190 00:11:25,645 --> 00:11:27,311 - I�m sorry, I�m being-- I'm being weird. 191 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,356 - Yeah, kind of. - Uh, it's just-- 192 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:31,900 You know, it's the truth. 193 00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:33,817 It's stupid to pretend that it isn't. 194 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,320 Men can run faster and hit harder. 195 00:11:38,575 --> 00:11:40,824 I don't care how butch or tough a woman is. 196 00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:42,161 When she's gotta move, 197 00:11:42,246 --> 00:11:44,412 she calls some guys to pick up her furniture. 198 00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:47,582 And sure, she'll have her hair in a ponytail 199 00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:49,502 and she'll put on a tank top. 200 00:11:50,254 --> 00:11:53,128 But at the end of the day, there's gonna be some guys 201 00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:54,716 coming to lift that shit. 202 00:11:55,759 --> 00:11:56,801 Come on. 203 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:58,262 - Yeah, true. 204 00:11:58,805 --> 00:11:59,846 But... uh... 205 00:12:00,556 --> 00:12:03,390 women are morally superior, I think. 206 00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:05,435 - Oh, my God. Are you serious? 207 00:12:05,688 --> 00:12:06,937 - Yeah, I think so. I mean, 208 00:12:07,021 --> 00:12:08,896 if I was gonna trust someone, 209 00:12:08,982 --> 00:12:10,440 it would be a woman first. 210 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:14,526 They're gentler and more thoughtful. 211 00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:18,742 - You know, Pete. 212 00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:22,286 You have a lot more good qualities than you think. 213 00:12:23,331 --> 00:12:24,540 - Why do you say that? 214 00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:27,375 - I think you sell yourself short. 215 00:12:29,087 --> 00:12:31,004 - I don't. I know I have good qualities. 216 00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:32,381 - You do? 217 00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:34,090 - Sure. - Like what? 218 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:36,427 I�m interested in what you see in yourself. 219 00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:37,554 That's interesting. 220 00:12:37,846 --> 00:12:38,887 - I don't know. 221 00:12:40,766 --> 00:12:42,016 - Yes, you do. You just said you do. 222 00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:43,351 Come on, tell me what you know to be some 223 00:12:43,436 --> 00:12:44,477 of your good qualities. 224 00:12:47,356 --> 00:12:48,398 - Um... 225 00:12:50,527 --> 00:12:51,569 I�m fit. 226 00:12:52,194 --> 00:12:53,861 I mean, I�m not a fat guy. 227 00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:55,947 And, um... (clearing throat) 228 00:12:58,535 --> 00:13:02,493 I think the left side of my face is handsome. 229 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,622 - You do? 230 00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:05,333 - Yeah, I do. 231 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,833 I mean, when I look at myself from that angle, 232 00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,629 I know it looks good. 233 00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:11,964 (laughs) 234 00:13:12,049 --> 00:13:13,090 - Wow. 235 00:13:14,302 --> 00:13:15,344 Good. 236 00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:17,220 That's attractive. 237 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,598 Well, that you're aware of your own good looks. 238 00:13:21,727 --> 00:13:23,185 What else is good about you? 239 00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:26,689 - Um... 240 00:13:27,483 --> 00:13:28,691 I have a good memory. 241 00:13:29,193 --> 00:13:30,443 - You do? 242 00:13:30,527 --> 00:13:31,985 - Yeah, kind of a perfect memory. 243 00:13:32,321 --> 00:13:34,571 - Like, you remember a lot of detail or you remember 244 00:13:34,657 --> 00:13:35,699 very far back? 245 00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:37,075 - Both. 246 00:13:38,745 --> 00:13:40,745 - Well, what's-- What's an early memory? 247 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:42,663 Like, what's your earliest memory? 248 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:45,751 - Uh... 249 00:13:45,835 --> 00:13:47,085 Like, Easter. 250 00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:48,420 - Easter? 251 00:13:48,505 --> 00:13:49,713 - Yeah, when I was three. 252 00:13:50,882 --> 00:13:51,924 - Was it nice? 253 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,510 - I don't remember the whole day, 254 00:13:54,762 --> 00:13:57,053 but I remember a lot of Easters, 255 00:13:57,264 --> 00:14:00,223 because it's a big thing at the bar. 256 00:14:00,892 --> 00:14:02,559 You know, at our-- at our place. 257 00:14:03,521 --> 00:14:05,937 Yeah, every year, we do a big shindig on Easter. 258 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,482 - That sounds nice. - Yeah. 259 00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:13,318 So this Easter, when I was three, there was this 260 00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:16,657 very old guy and I guess he came into the place a lot, 261 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,369 and he came that Easter, 262 00:14:19,454 --> 00:14:21,162 and you know, I was there with all the other kids 263 00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:25,248 and we were eating some kind of chocolate, and this old guy, 264 00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:26,919 he, uh-- 265 00:14:29,047 --> 00:14:32,005 he bends over and he gets this really weird look on his face, 266 00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:35,677 and he's holding a paper plate with ham on it or something, 267 00:14:36,556 --> 00:14:38,556 and then all of a sudden, he drops the plate, 268 00:14:39,893 --> 00:14:41,101 and he starts throwing up, 269 00:14:41,562 --> 00:14:44,270 like, black blood all over the floor. 270 00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:46,524 Um... and, uh... 271 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:49,318 - Oh, my God. - And he-- 272 00:14:49,736 --> 00:14:50,778 And he died. 273 00:14:52,197 --> 00:14:53,239 - Oh, my God. 274 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:54,908 - Yeah. 275 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,492 And... 276 00:14:56,578 --> 00:14:59,035 You know, the second he fell, we could all smell 277 00:14:59,121 --> 00:15:01,037 that he shit himself, 278 00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:04,124 and even though I was three, I knew he was dead. 279 00:15:04,669 --> 00:15:07,294 And ever since then, I haven't been able to eat chocolate. 280 00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:10,466 - Jesus. 281 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,552 That's horrible. 282 00:15:13,387 --> 00:15:15,304 - Well, I said I had a good memory, 283 00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:17,514 not that I have good memories. 284 00:15:24,273 --> 00:15:27,148 Well, what are some of your good qualities that you're aware of? 285 00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:28,527 - Um... 286 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,739 Oh, God. 287 00:15:32,449 --> 00:15:34,115 - Come on, what do you got? - Mm. 288 00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:37,913 I�m good at... 289 00:15:40,332 --> 00:15:41,373 Nothing. 290 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,125 Pretty much. 291 00:15:44,085 --> 00:15:45,294 Oh, no, this is lame. 292 00:15:45,671 --> 00:15:46,922 I made you do it and you knocked it out of the park 293 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,464 and now I�m just-- I�m bombing. 294 00:15:48,674 --> 00:15:49,925 - No, it's like you said, we're-- 295 00:15:50,008 --> 00:15:53,842 We're not equals, so maybe that's something that I can do 296 00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:54,972 that you can't. 297 00:15:55,515 --> 00:15:56,556 - Yeah. I guess so. 298 00:15:58,309 --> 00:15:59,976 - So let me do it for you. 299 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:02,312 - What? 300 00:16:02,648 --> 00:16:03,689 - Here, look at me. 301 00:16:06,568 --> 00:16:07,610 Okay, so... 302 00:16:09,404 --> 00:16:10,446 You have pretty eyes. 303 00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:13,074 And you have... 304 00:16:14,702 --> 00:16:17,827 Your hair is shiny and bouncy and... 305 00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:19,790 - Well, it must be my shampoo. 306 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,625 - I'm not done. Look at me. 307 00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:28,465 You have a cute smile. 308 00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:30,969 And... 309 00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:33,638 You're smart. 310 00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:35,055 You're brave. 311 00:16:36,392 --> 00:16:37,433 You're kind. 312 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,102 You listen. 313 00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:40,770 You put yourself out there. 314 00:16:42,023 --> 00:16:43,064 And... 315 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:44,775 You're decent. 316 00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:47,736 You're humble. 317 00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:50,573 Honest. 318 00:16:53,035 --> 00:16:54,076 You're different. 319 00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:56,037 - Different? 320 00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:58,163 - Yeah, you're-- 321 00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:01,582 You're totally, utterly different from any girl 322 00:17:01,669 --> 00:17:02,711 I've ever met. 323 00:17:04,129 --> 00:17:05,170 Woman, I mean. 324 00:17:06,757 --> 00:17:07,799 - Girl is fine. 325 00:17:10,636 --> 00:17:11,678 326 00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:21,978 - Mm... 327 00:17:24,026 --> 00:17:27,775 Ooh... 328 00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:38,790 329 00:17:43,922 --> 00:17:46,380 Horace & Pete 330 00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:48,760 - Did you close up downstairs? 331 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,178 - Yeah, I closed up. 332 00:18:00,439 --> 00:18:01,689 Should I open the wine? 333 00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:03,067 - Yeah, if you want. 334 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,609 I mean, I don't think that's the kind of wine where it gets 335 00:18:06,696 --> 00:18:09,113 better when you let it breathe or anything like that. 336 00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:12,408 - You don't think I got good wine? 337 00:18:12,494 --> 00:18:13,702 I thought it was good. 338 00:18:14,412 --> 00:18:15,621 25 bucks for the bottle. 339 00:18:16,539 --> 00:18:18,247 - I'm-- I�m sure it's fine, I�m just saying, 340 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,792 I don't think it's that kind. 341 00:18:20,418 --> 00:18:21,669 - Well, what are you basing that on? 342 00:18:21,754 --> 00:18:23,420 Did you look at it? - Not really. 343 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,048 (dishes clanking) 344 00:18:25,132 --> 00:18:26,548 - Then why do you say that? 345 00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:27,676 - I don't know, Pete. 346 00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:30,720 (silverware clanking) 347 00:18:32,473 --> 00:18:34,431 - I feel like you're trying to make me feel bad 348 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:35,725 about the wine I got. 349 00:18:35,977 --> 00:18:37,019 - That's in your head. 350 00:18:38,355 --> 00:18:39,605 - Okay, fuck you, Horace. 351 00:18:39,731 --> 00:18:41,731 - What? What did I do? 352 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,566 - Make a comment and then you don't stand behind it. 353 00:18:43,652 --> 00:18:44,902 And then-- And then you try and make me 354 00:18:44,987 --> 00:18:46,195 feel like I�m being crazy. 355 00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:47,738 - Well, you are being crazy. 356 00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:49,949 - Yeah, like I said, fuck you. 357 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:52,911 - What time is it? 358 00:18:53,454 --> 00:18:54,496 - It's around 7:00 almost. 359 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,288 - What is he upset about? 360 00:18:56,374 --> 00:18:57,416 (glasses clanking) 361 00:18:58,584 --> 00:18:59,835 - I�m not. 362 00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:03,794 He makes a comment about the wine and then he pretends like 363 00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:04,924 nothing happened. 364 00:19:06,009 --> 00:19:07,676 - It's fine. You got good wine, Pete. 365 00:19:07,803 --> 00:19:09,011 - I didn't say he didn't. 366 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:10,471 - You know, Horace, just-- 367 00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:13,348 Stop your pressing his fucking buttons with your 368 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,017 passive-aggressive shit. 369 00:19:15,103 --> 00:19:16,145 - Okay, fine. 370 00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:20,105 - The guy in the wine store said that this was a good wine 371 00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:21,441 for the price, 372 00:19:21,525 --> 00:19:23,650 and that if you open it up an hour before you eat, 373 00:19:23,737 --> 00:19:25,486 it gives it time to breathe and for the aromatic-- 374 00:19:25,572 --> 00:19:28,405 - Well, he's the wine guy, don't ask me, I'm not the wine guy. 375 00:19:28,491 --> 00:19:29,742 - Well, why do you take it upon yourself-- 376 00:19:29,826 --> 00:19:31,284 - 'Cause you fucking asked me, Pete. 377 00:19:32,495 --> 00:19:33,954 - Horace, where'd you get these spices? 378 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,248 - I don't know, those are the-- those are the spices. 379 00:19:36,332 --> 00:19:37,583 - They've just sort of been here? 380 00:19:37,668 --> 00:19:38,710 - Yeah. 381 00:19:39,294 --> 00:19:41,753 Grandma got some and Mom probably got some. 382 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,424 Marsha, I guess, bought some. 383 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:48,803 Jesus Christ, Sylvia. 384 00:19:48,889 --> 00:19:50,555 - I'm not living with a dead person's spices. 385 00:19:50,639 --> 00:19:51,890 It's morbid. 386 00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:54,391 When I die, you can get rid of these, too. 387 00:19:57,647 --> 00:19:58,898 (pot clanking) 388 00:19:58,982 --> 00:20:00,232 - I�m opening the wine. 389 00:20:00,317 --> 00:20:01,567 - Yeah, that's a really good idea, Pete. 390 00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:03,153 - Fuck you. - Uh-huh. 391 00:20:04,989 --> 00:20:06,031 (Horace scoffs) 392 00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:11,787 (Pete grunts) 393 00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,080 - Hey, Sylvia, thanks for cooking up a big dinner. 394 00:20:14,165 --> 00:20:15,831 - I'm not cooking up a big dinner. 395 00:20:16,126 --> 00:20:18,210 I would have loved to cook a big dinner, Pete, but you only told 396 00:20:18,336 --> 00:20:20,003 me about this a few hours ago. 397 00:20:21,714 --> 00:20:24,131 You know, I'm making pasta and I got some meatballs already 398 00:20:24,218 --> 00:20:25,259 cooked from the deli. 399 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:28,012 - Well, thanks for that. 400 00:20:29,348 --> 00:20:30,389 - Look at Chris Christie. 401 00:20:31,308 --> 00:20:32,642 Look at that face. 402 00:20:32,726 --> 00:20:34,060 (Pete coughs) 403 00:20:34,187 --> 00:20:35,229 God damn it. 404 00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:37,563 He's done. 405 00:20:39,525 --> 00:20:41,150 - I�m thinking, like, Trump has something over him. 406 00:20:41,486 --> 00:20:42,736 - Right? - Something, right? 407 00:20:42,821 --> 00:20:44,071 - Yeah. - It's gotta be. 408 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,738 How does Trump-- I mean, no matter what he does, 409 00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:47,032 no matter what he says, 410 00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:49,076 he just keeps getting stronger. 411 00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:50,203 - No, it's-- 412 00:20:50,703 --> 00:20:51,954 I think that the Republicans, 413 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:53,705 that's why they have to stop him. 414 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,208 Like, they gotta forget this election, 415 00:20:56,334 --> 00:20:59,126 stop Trump and then that'll save them, 416 00:20:59,213 --> 00:21:01,420 because it's like, even if you don't like them, you'd have to 417 00:21:01,507 --> 00:21:03,382 admire them for that. - That's not the point, guys. 418 00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:04,717 It's guys. 419 00:21:04,802 --> 00:21:05,844 It's all guys. 420 00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:08,054 It's all about the boys, you know? 421 00:21:08,139 --> 00:21:10,056 You think maybe it's time for a woman. 422 00:21:11,726 --> 00:21:13,393 - You really think that if Hillary was president, 423 00:21:13,478 --> 00:21:14,728 this would all be better? 424 00:21:14,813 --> 00:21:16,063 Like, she would do a better-- - I'm just saying, we've had-- 425 00:21:16,147 --> 00:21:18,564 We've had 44 men in a row in that job 426 00:21:18,692 --> 00:21:19,942 and the world is going to shit. 427 00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:21,278 So how about you try a woman? 428 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:22,611 You know, just to try it. 429 00:21:22,696 --> 00:21:23,946 - Just, any woman? 430 00:21:24,031 --> 00:21:25,073 - Yes, any woman. 431 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:26,908 (knocking on door) 432 00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:29,119 All right, here we go. 433 00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:32,831 - Hey, guys? 434 00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,332 Can we just be, uh... 435 00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:37,252 Okay? 436 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:38,963 Horace. 437 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,009 (clattering) 438 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:49,557 Sorry. Hi, Jenny. 439 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,100 - Hi, Pete. 440 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:53,895 Hi. 441 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,980 - Oh, this is my brother and sister, this is Horace. 442 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,316 - Nice to meet you. 443 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,108 - Sylvia. - Hi. 444 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,443 - Hello. 445 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,987 - Nice to, um... - Come on in. 446 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,572 - I brought wine. 447 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,073 - Oh. - Nothing fancy. 448 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,368 - All right, 'cause I got-- 449 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,328 - Pete bought wine, honey, and he's very anxious about it, 450 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,621 so let's serve his wine. 451 00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:12,539 - That's okay. 452 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:13,957 You don't have to open this now. 453 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:15,500 You can have it another time. 454 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,628 - Dinner will be ready as soon as this water boils. 455 00:22:19,299 --> 00:22:20,341 - Okay, um, no hurry. 456 00:22:26,806 --> 00:22:28,057 - Um... - Want to have a seat? 457 00:22:28,141 --> 00:22:29,183 - Sure. - Yeah. 458 00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:36,940 (pots clattering, dishes clanking) 459 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,401 - Oh, thank you. 460 00:22:52,209 --> 00:22:53,417 - So where are you from? 461 00:22:53,834 --> 00:22:55,043 - I grew up in Michigan. 462 00:22:55,503 --> 00:22:56,544 - Mm, what part? 463 00:22:57,672 --> 00:22:59,755 - Do you know Michigan? - No. 464 00:22:59,841 --> 00:23:00,883 - Oh. It's-- 465 00:23:01,551 --> 00:23:04,135 It's a really small town called Engadine. 466 00:23:05,138 --> 00:23:07,972 - Sylvia, do you need to wash the pots or so-- You wanna? 467 00:23:10,979 --> 00:23:12,020 - Yeah. 468 00:23:18,027 --> 00:23:19,069 - Hi. - Hi there. 469 00:23:20,113 --> 00:23:21,154 - Nice to, uh... 470 00:23:21,448 --> 00:23:22,489 Pete: Mm. 471 00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:24,992 - ...meet you. 472 00:23:26,494 --> 00:23:28,619 - So, Michigan-- Engadine, Michigan? 473 00:23:28,831 --> 00:23:29,872 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 474 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:32,250 - Yeah, Engadine is-- 475 00:23:33,335 --> 00:23:36,002 It's in the U.P. - Uh-huh. 476 00:23:36,339 --> 00:23:38,256 - What they call the upper peninsula, in Michigan. 477 00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:41,592 - Is it cold up there? 478 00:23:41,719 --> 00:23:43,177 - In the winter, yeah. Horace: Right. 479 00:23:43,512 --> 00:23:44,762 - Yeah, Jenny was telling me 480 00:23:44,848 --> 00:23:47,597 that when her dad died, it was the winter, 481 00:23:47,684 --> 00:23:49,600 and they couldn't bury him until the thaw. 482 00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:51,979 You know, the ground was too hard. 483 00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:53,105 - Wow, that's... Horace: Mhm. 484 00:23:53,523 --> 00:23:54,773 - That's... 485 00:23:54,858 --> 00:23:56,108 - Just saying, that's how cold it is. 486 00:23:56,193 --> 00:23:57,235 - Yeah. 487 00:23:57,694 --> 00:23:59,403 (clearing throat) 488 00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:03,491 So, how'd you guys... 489 00:24:04,827 --> 00:24:06,119 How'd you end up here from Michigan? 490 00:24:06,203 --> 00:24:07,454 How did you end up in-- 491 00:24:07,538 --> 00:24:08,997 - I-- I went to Brooklyn College. 492 00:24:09,707 --> 00:24:10,957 - Brooklyn College? 493 00:24:11,042 --> 00:24:12,666 I thought just New York kids went there. 494 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:15,626 - I really wanted to live in New York, since I was little. 495 00:24:16,714 --> 00:24:18,173 Sylvia: Uh-huh. - It was my dream. 496 00:24:19,092 --> 00:24:20,842 Brooklyn College was the only school I could get into 497 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:21,969 that I could afford. 498 00:24:22,554 --> 00:24:24,221 It's funny, I pictured living in Manhattan, 499 00:24:25,308 --> 00:24:27,475 but I've only been to Manhattan maybe three times 500 00:24:28,018 --> 00:24:29,060 since I got here. 501 00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:30,853 - And how long ago was that? 502 00:24:30,938 --> 00:24:33,105 That you got here? That you were in college? 503 00:24:33,274 --> 00:24:34,316 - I�m-- I'm 26. 504 00:24:35,234 --> 00:24:36,276 - Got it. 505 00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:42,573 - So, uh... - How'd you guys meet? 506 00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,369 - We met online, I told you that. 507 00:24:45,454 --> 00:24:46,496 - Yes, you did. 508 00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:48,997 - Yeah. 509 00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,541 I know it's kinda lame, but... 510 00:24:51,752 --> 00:24:53,919 It's just not easy to meet people these days. 511 00:24:55,381 --> 00:24:57,881 - I've also heard that online relationships don't last, 512 00:24:57,966 --> 00:24:59,883 but Pete seems pretty darn serious about you. 513 00:25:00,303 --> 00:25:01,345 - Sylvia. 514 00:25:02,055 --> 00:25:03,097 Come on, I-- 515 00:25:03,431 --> 00:25:04,889 I didn't say we were serious. 516 00:25:05,266 --> 00:25:06,308 - It's okay. 517 00:25:07,102 --> 00:25:08,143 We are serious. 518 00:25:09,395 --> 00:25:10,437 I�m crazy about Pete. 519 00:25:11,315 --> 00:25:12,565 - That's nice. - That's terrific. 520 00:25:12,649 --> 00:25:13,690 - Yeah. 521 00:25:17,988 --> 00:25:20,030 - I�m gonna pour some wine. 522 00:25:24,579 --> 00:25:25,870 (wine bottle clanking) 523 00:25:26,498 --> 00:25:27,540 - Is everything okay? 524 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,873 I�m-- I�m sensing that there's something-- 525 00:25:29,959 --> 00:25:31,167 - No, no, it's all right. 526 00:25:31,378 --> 00:25:33,627 - No, you're-- Pete's new girl, you know. 527 00:25:34,089 --> 00:25:36,713 Since you guys are so serious, we're getting to know you. 528 00:25:38,135 --> 00:25:39,176 - Well, I appreciate that. 529 00:25:41,472 --> 00:25:44,805 Maybe you could consider that I'm pretty nervous and, 530 00:25:45,767 --> 00:25:49,560 so you're not really seeing me as I am right now, because... 531 00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:51,689 Well, this is weird. 532 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,275 - What's weird about it? That you're half his age? 533 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,402 - Sylvie. - Come on. 534 00:25:56,237 --> 00:25:58,070 Sylvia, stop. That's-- You're being mean. 535 00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:00,532 - I am? - Yeah, pretty fucking mean. 536 00:26:01,659 --> 00:26:02,701 - Uh, the pasta. 537 00:26:03,036 --> 00:26:04,078 - Oh, yeah. 538 00:26:08,041 --> 00:26:09,250 - Can we-- Should we sit? 539 00:26:11,753 --> 00:26:13,504 (pot clanking) 540 00:26:16,634 --> 00:26:18,301 - Listen, don't-- 541 00:26:18,386 --> 00:26:20,094 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 542 00:26:20,221 --> 00:26:21,471 - Worry about what? We're fine. 543 00:26:21,556 --> 00:26:23,847 - Nothing, nothing, it's okay. 544 00:26:30,316 --> 00:26:32,232 Should I sit down? - Yeah. 545 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:38,406 (Horace exhaling) 546 00:26:40,784 --> 00:26:41,826 Here you go. - Thanks. 547 00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:45,747 - Thank you. 548 00:26:53,924 --> 00:26:55,174 - Ah, coming through. 549 00:26:55,425 --> 00:26:56,467 (Jenny giggles) 550 00:27:17,990 --> 00:27:19,032 - This looks good. 551 00:27:22,496 --> 00:27:23,537 (silverware clanking) 552 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:27,832 (clearing throat) 553 00:27:27,918 --> 00:27:29,460 (bowl sliding) 554 00:27:31,922 --> 00:27:32,964 Thank you. - Yeah. 555 00:27:35,842 --> 00:27:36,884 - Thank you. 556 00:27:41,266 --> 00:27:42,307 - You want some cheese? 557 00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:43,684 - Please. 558 00:27:44,769 --> 00:27:45,811 - Thank you. Sylvia: Mm-hm. 559 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:47,271 (plate clanks) 560 00:28:02,162 --> 00:28:03,204 - Oh, excuse me. 561 00:28:04,332 --> 00:28:05,374 Um... 562 00:28:06,334 --> 00:28:08,501 Jenny's a Baptist, so she's accustomed to saying grace. 563 00:28:09,212 --> 00:28:10,462 - Really? 564 00:28:10,547 --> 00:28:11,588 - It's okay, we really-- 565 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:13,340 We don't have to. - Yeah, we don't-- 566 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:14,633 We don't say grace here. 567 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,553 - Well, it wouldn't kill us to say grace. 568 00:28:17,638 --> 00:28:18,680 I mean... 569 00:28:19,889 --> 00:28:22,765 I mean, you know, if someone who is present who says grace, 570 00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:24,769 especially if they're a guest, 571 00:28:24,853 --> 00:28:26,770 I think we could do her the honor. 572 00:28:26,897 --> 00:28:27,939 - That's-- 573 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:29,816 That's fine with me. 574 00:28:33,404 --> 00:28:34,654 - I feel funny. 575 00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:37,364 - No, go ahead, by all means, say grace at our table. 576 00:28:38,327 --> 00:28:39,577 - Go ahead. Go ahead, Jenny. 577 00:28:39,661 --> 00:28:41,328 - Pete, don't-- - Don't make her do it. 578 00:28:44,709 --> 00:28:46,875 - Why don't you say it? You should say it, Pete. 579 00:28:47,878 --> 00:28:48,919 - All right. (clearing throat) 580 00:28:52,342 --> 00:28:55,675 Um, thank you God for this meal. 581 00:28:56,929 --> 00:28:58,138 Thank you for our food. 582 00:28:59,974 --> 00:29:03,016 And... thank you for bringing us Jenny, um... 583 00:29:05,481 --> 00:29:06,938 to share this meal with us. 584 00:29:08,692 --> 00:29:11,484 And thank you, um... 585 00:29:12,488 --> 00:29:13,529 For our blessings. 586 00:29:14,531 --> 00:29:15,782 Thanks for our brother and sister. 587 00:29:15,866 --> 00:29:17,784 - You fuck. You're gonna lie to God now? 588 00:29:18,077 --> 00:29:20,118 - Sylvia. - Well? 589 00:29:20,204 --> 00:29:21,245 - What? 590 00:29:22,998 --> 00:29:24,040 - He's not our brother. 591 00:29:24,459 --> 00:29:26,751 Horace and I are brother and sister, Pete's our cousin. 592 00:29:26,836 --> 00:29:28,044 - Oh. - It's not that simple. 593 00:29:28,463 --> 00:29:30,588 Sylvia: Well... - We-- We grew up as siblings, 594 00:29:31,216 --> 00:29:32,466 in our childhood and then we found out late-- 595 00:29:32,550 --> 00:29:35,759 - Okay, do you mind if I tell my life? 596 00:29:37,013 --> 00:29:39,430 At my own choice? - You brought her here, Pete. 597 00:29:39,517 --> 00:29:40,974 What? Did you want us to lie, too? 598 00:29:41,059 --> 00:29:42,267 - It's not a lie. I-- 599 00:29:44,313 --> 00:29:46,730 What the fuck do you care what I tell her? 600 00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:49,941 - I�m just saying, you bring somebody home, 601 00:29:50,737 --> 00:29:53,153 you know, and you want us all to be family with her or whatever 602 00:29:53,239 --> 00:29:55,656 your fantasy is, you think you'd tell her the truth. 603 00:29:56,159 --> 00:29:58,326 And yes, Jenny, I have cancer, by the way. 604 00:29:58,703 --> 00:29:59,994 - Oh, I�m sorry. 605 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,330 - I mean, Pete, I saw the look on her face. 606 00:30:01,415 --> 00:30:03,331 You could have done the poor girl a favor, you know, when you 607 00:30:03,417 --> 00:30:05,125 invited her, you could have said, oh, by the way, 608 00:30:05,210 --> 00:30:06,460 my sister-- my cousin, 609 00:30:06,796 --> 00:30:09,379 has cancer, so she didn't have to look horrified 610 00:30:09,465 --> 00:30:10,715 when she walked in the door. 611 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,842 - I wasn't horrified. 612 00:30:12,218 --> 00:30:13,260 - Okay, Jenny? 613 00:30:15,430 --> 00:30:20,012 This is my cousin, Sylvia and my cousin, Horace. 614 00:30:21,562 --> 00:30:22,603 And Sylvia has cancer. 615 00:30:24,313 --> 00:30:28,564 And we used to be brother and sister, until the man 616 00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:30,026 who I thought was my uncle 617 00:30:30,112 --> 00:30:32,487 dropped the news that he was my father, 618 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:34,740 and then he shot himself. 619 00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:37,744 Okay? Is that enough? 620 00:30:38,496 --> 00:30:40,163 Is that honest enough for you, Sylvia? 621 00:30:40,832 --> 00:30:42,081 Because apparently, 622 00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:45,541 I have to ask you what I can tell or not tell 623 00:30:45,628 --> 00:30:47,086 the girl I�m in love with? 624 00:30:48,965 --> 00:30:50,007 - Pete. - Well, actually, I-- 625 00:30:50,675 --> 00:30:51,966 I do think there is more you could tell her. 626 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:53,302 Horace: No, don't. Don't. 627 00:30:53,386 --> 00:30:54,636 - What? I just think if they're in love, 628 00:30:54,763 --> 00:30:56,013 she has a right to know. 629 00:30:56,097 --> 00:30:57,347 - Maybe don't tell me. 630 00:30:57,433 --> 00:30:58,475 Horace: Don't say it. 631 00:30:59,017 --> 00:31:00,058 Sylvia, don't say it. 632 00:31:01,312 --> 00:31:02,562 - All right, never mind. 633 00:31:02,646 --> 00:31:03,688 Horace: Just... - Never mind! 634 00:31:05,024 --> 00:31:06,065 Sorry, Jenny. 635 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,442 - It's okay. 636 00:31:08,862 --> 00:31:09,904 Kind of. 637 00:31:14,826 --> 00:31:16,910 - No, really, I'm-- I'm very sorry. 638 00:31:17,955 --> 00:31:20,121 I truly do apologize. You must be in hell. 639 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:22,041 You seem like a very nice person 640 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:24,626 and this has absolutely nothing to do with you. 641 00:31:24,921 --> 00:31:26,212 - It's really-- It's okay, whenever you go 642 00:31:26,464 --> 00:31:28,380 to meet a guy's family, it's always... 643 00:31:28,466 --> 00:31:29,841 - It's just that when you get to be older, you're gonna see guys 644 00:31:30,008 --> 00:31:31,509 his age with a girl your age, 645 00:31:31,594 --> 00:31:33,260 it's gonna make you want to puke. 646 00:31:33,638 --> 00:31:35,554 Of course, it doesn't now, but it will. 647 00:31:36,724 --> 00:31:37,766 - Okay. - Oh, my God. 648 00:31:38,392 --> 00:31:39,434 Oh, my God. 649 00:31:40,061 --> 00:31:42,937 - Is there any way at all we could talk about something else? 650 00:31:43,314 --> 00:31:45,397 Pete: Yes. Please. 651 00:31:48,946 --> 00:31:49,987 - Well, let's see. 652 00:31:50,322 --> 00:31:51,572 Before you got here, 653 00:31:51,657 --> 00:31:54,198 the boys and I were discussing Hillary Clinton. 654 00:31:54,326 --> 00:31:56,868 I was just saying that after all the war and graft, 655 00:31:56,955 --> 00:31:59,579 I thought maybe it was time to let a woman have a try. 656 00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:00,916 What do you think? 657 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,041 - I, um... 658 00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:04,502 I like it better when a man is president. 659 00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:11,424 - Pete is a heavily medicated outpatient... 660 00:32:12,262 --> 00:32:13,512 of a mental hospital. 661 00:32:15,641 --> 00:32:17,933 - What? - Horace. 662 00:32:18,435 --> 00:32:20,811 - He takes something called Probitol. 663 00:32:21,313 --> 00:32:22,981 If he doesn't take it, he has-- 664 00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:26,817 He thinks there's snakes and monsters everywhere. 665 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:27,987 He starts screaming. 666 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,655 - Wait. 667 00:32:30,155 --> 00:32:31,197 Pete... 668 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:33,033 - Why'd you just say that? 669 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:34,910 - Well... 670 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:39,874 - Pete, is that true? 671 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,335 - Yes. Jesus. 672 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:45,296 Uh... 673 00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:48,339 Yeah, he had a psychotic breakdown when he was 16. 674 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,385 He was committed to a mental hospital when he was 25 675 00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,888 and lived there on and off 676 00:32:55,433 --> 00:33:00,182 and 'til they invented Probitol, thank God, 677 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,856 depending on who you ask, and now he is, you know, 678 00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:04,190 a stable enough man, 679 00:33:04,276 --> 00:33:05,943 he lives in a little room downstairs, 680 00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:07,236 pushes the broom around, 681 00:33:07,904 --> 00:33:09,821 unless the drug has him in a stupor. 682 00:33:10,449 --> 00:33:11,490 That's Pete. 683 00:33:12,035 --> 00:33:13,659 Jenny, this is Pete. Meet Pete. 684 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:17,039 You ready to take that on? 685 00:33:17,415 --> 00:33:18,457 All of 26? 686 00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:22,542 You ready to handle that and all that that comes with? 687 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,503 'Til you see him into his old age 688 00:33:24,589 --> 00:33:26,048 in all of, like, 20 years from now? 689 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:32,471 - Fuck. 690 00:33:32,556 --> 00:33:34,139 - What? Come on. What, it's fine. 691 00:33:34,223 --> 00:33:36,140 We are a family. Everybody eat your pasta. 692 00:33:42,399 --> 00:33:44,232 - I... I better go. 693 00:33:49,491 --> 00:33:50,532 For the record, 694 00:33:51,993 --> 00:33:53,201 I don't know you guys. 695 00:33:54,496 --> 00:33:55,537 But that was mean, 696 00:33:56,874 --> 00:33:58,540 the way you just told me that. 697 00:34:00,836 --> 00:34:04,252 And I don't care if he's your brother or your cousin. 698 00:34:04,423 --> 00:34:07,007 I wouldn't treat a dog the way you just treated Pete. 699 00:34:07,093 --> 00:34:08,134 I'm sorry. No, that's-- 700 00:34:09,470 --> 00:34:12,720 That's rude to say, but, you don't seem exactly concerned 701 00:34:12,849 --> 00:34:14,516 with how you talk to me, so... 702 00:34:17,896 --> 00:34:18,938 I�m gonna go. 703 00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:20,731 Pete... 704 00:34:23,610 --> 00:34:24,652 Okay. 705 00:34:25,779 --> 00:34:26,821 Good night. - Good night. 706 00:34:33,830 --> 00:34:34,871 (footsteps fading) 707 00:34:35,456 --> 00:34:36,498 (door opening) 708 00:34:37,417 --> 00:34:38,458 (door slamming) 709 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,551 - You know, Sylvie, 710 00:34:48,929 --> 00:34:52,345 if you really loved me, this all would have 711 00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:53,474 been okay... 712 00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:57,310 if you really 713 00:34:57,396 --> 00:35:02,021 ever showed me any love. 714 00:35:08,283 --> 00:35:09,324 (footsteps fading) 715 00:35:11,953 --> 00:35:12,995 (door opening) 716 00:35:14,664 --> 00:35:15,706 (door slamming) 717 00:35:21,088 --> 00:35:22,130 - She seemed really nice. 718 00:35:24,257 --> 00:35:26,507 - This country's going to shit in a handbag. 719 00:35:31,224 --> 00:35:32,891 (Sylvia sighs) 720 00:35:32,976 --> 00:35:34,018 721 00:35:36,312 --> 00:35:37,353 This is good. 722 00:35:41,568 --> 00:35:44,152 - Hell no 723 00:35:46,364 --> 00:35:51,698 I can't complain about my problems 724 00:35:53,539 --> 00:35:57,706 I�m okay the way things are 725 00:35:59,754 --> 00:36:05,087 I pull my stool up to the bar 726 00:36:07,095 --> 00:36:10,137 At Horace & Pete's 727 00:36:14,270 --> 00:36:19,103 Sometimes I wonder 728 00:36:19,984 --> 00:36:24,901 Why do we tear ourselves to pieces? 729 00:36:25,824 --> 00:36:30,657 I just need some time to think 730 00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:36,747 Or maybe I just need a drink 731 00:36:39,213 --> 00:36:42,587 At Horace & Pete's 732 00:36:51,226 --> 00:36:54,268 Horace & Pete 733 00:36:54,318 --> 00:36:58,868 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57506

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