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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:03,457 Great, big, nasty, penises. 2 00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:05,257 Happily on previous... 3 00:00:05,260 --> 00:00:08,127 - No one believes in me. - ALL: We believe in you. 4 00:00:08,130 --> 00:00:09,898 - You're shot. - Yeah, but it's a heart attack 5 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,733 I just had that's really got my attention. 6 00:00:11,735 --> 00:00:14,770 Gotta join a spin class, eat more kale. 7 00:00:14,772 --> 00:00:16,772 Amanda, it's me. Where are you? 8 00:00:16,774 --> 00:00:18,740 He's got her. It's gotta be him. 9 00:00:18,742 --> 00:00:21,810 - Who has her? - Sonny Shine. 10 00:00:21,812 --> 00:00:23,745 Amanda's a goddamn pit bull. 11 00:00:23,747 --> 00:00:25,213 She can take care of herself. 12 00:00:25,215 --> 00:00:26,848 [SCREAMING] 13 00:00:26,850 --> 00:00:28,550 The guy you're looking for 14 00:00:28,552 --> 00:00:30,619 reminds me of a fellow we all knew. 15 00:00:30,621 --> 00:00:32,398 Ended up hanging himself. 16 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:33,889 He had a kid, that one. 17 00:00:33,891 --> 00:00:36,117 Wound up institutionalized. 18 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:40,362 I wonder some nights, where's that little boy? 19 00:00:40,364 --> 00:00:43,599 I know who's naughty and who's nice. 20 00:00:43,601 --> 00:00:44,833 You wanna stay with me, don't you? 21 00:00:44,835 --> 00:00:46,501 With my other nice kids. 22 00:00:46,503 --> 00:00:49,237 You can't touch me unless you believe in me. 23 00:00:49,239 --> 00:00:50,539 [STRUGGLING] 24 00:00:50,541 --> 00:00:51,781 What the hell am I? 25 00:00:51,784 --> 00:00:54,576 I'm an errand boy for psychopaths. 26 00:00:54,578 --> 00:00:57,846 But once I get that password, those days are over. 27 00:00:57,848 --> 00:01:00,315 - We get Blue, we get your kid. - Ow. 28 00:01:00,317 --> 00:01:02,551 Maybe this is the moment that I can stand for something 29 00:01:02,553 --> 00:01:03,885 other than just my own skin. 30 00:01:03,887 --> 00:01:05,554 - Nick, hurry! - [GRUNTS] 31 00:01:05,556 --> 00:01:08,054 - Hailey! - Too late. She's gone. 32 00:01:10,728 --> 00:01:12,561 All right, "Monkey Pants" callbacks, 33 00:01:12,563 --> 00:01:14,210 August 16. 34 00:01:14,213 --> 00:01:15,663 All right, go ahead. Slate it. 35 00:01:15,666 --> 00:01:18,567 Oh, uh, Benji Peters, A.T.P. 36 00:01:18,569 --> 00:01:21,570 I'm 5'4" and I'm auditioning for... 37 00:01:21,572 --> 00:01:25,207 Really? You think we should put on our Monkey Pants? 38 00:01:25,209 --> 00:01:26,773 That sounds fun. 39 00:01:26,776 --> 00:01:29,411 You know what it means when we put on our Monkey Pants. 40 00:01:29,413 --> 00:01:32,281 It means it's time to Monkey Dance! 41 00:01:34,184 --> 00:01:36,335 [CHUCKLING] Yeah! 42 00:01:37,821 --> 00:01:40,555 Lenny Donnelly, 5'6". I'm auditioning for... 43 00:01:40,557 --> 00:01:43,592 It means it's time to Monkey Dance! 44 00:01:43,594 --> 00:01:46,495 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, stop! ? 45 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:48,997 Monkey Time! [MIMICS MONKEY] 46 00:01:50,267 --> 00:01:51,900 Uh, excuse me? 47 00:01:51,902 --> 00:01:53,869 And you are? 48 00:01:53,871 --> 00:01:56,271 Sheinberg, Louis, J. 49 00:01:56,273 --> 00:01:58,473 Uh, I don't see you on our... 50 00:01:58,475 --> 00:02:01,276 Excuse me, who are you repped by? 51 00:02:01,278 --> 00:02:02,678 [INHALES DEEPLY] 52 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:06,715 - Uh, Mr. Sheinberg, is it? - [EXHALES] 53 00:02:06,718 --> 00:02:09,418 [GLAM ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 54 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:15,857 ? ? 55 00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:19,628 ? Ow don't wet your bed, take all your meds ? 56 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:22,931 ? Look a woozy wainbow inside your pretty heads ? 57 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,433 ? No more monkey pants ? 58 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,234 ? I put you in a trance ? 59 00:02:26,236 --> 00:02:27,703 ? Let's have some joie de vivre ? 60 00:02:27,705 --> 00:02:29,838 ? Just like they do in Paris, France ? 61 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,965 [GRUNTING SOFTLY] Security! 62 00:02:31,968 --> 00:02:34,543 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 63 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:36,745 ? Ah... ? No! No! 64 00:02:36,747 --> 00:02:38,780 Hey! [LAUGHS CRAZILY] 65 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,584 Choke on my pearls, you swine! 66 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:44,219 [LAUGHING] This is the future! 67 00:02:44,221 --> 00:02:47,322 I am... I am the future! 68 00:02:50,227 --> 00:02:53,261 [CELL PHONE BUZZING] 69 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:03,505 The kids are gone, Mr. Shine. 70 00:03:03,507 --> 00:03:06,241 - All of them? - All of them. 71 00:03:06,243 --> 00:03:08,677 [DARK MUSIC] 72 00:03:08,679 --> 00:03:11,680 ["DECK THE HALLS"] 73 00:03:11,682 --> 00:03:13,381 ? ? 74 00:03:13,383 --> 00:03:14,816 [GROWLS] 75 00:03:14,818 --> 00:03:18,720 - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] - [SCREAMING] 76 00:03:18,722 --> 00:03:19,921 ? Fa la la la la ? 77 00:03:19,923 --> 00:03:21,442 Listen to you sing. 78 00:03:21,445 --> 00:03:23,925 You're a regular little Bitch Perfect. 79 00:03:23,927 --> 00:03:25,560 ? Jingle Bells ? 80 00:03:25,562 --> 00:03:27,462 ? Knife your mother's guts ? 81 00:03:27,464 --> 00:03:30,499 ? Twist it all the way ? 82 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,473 What was that? Hmm? 83 00:03:32,476 --> 00:03:34,736 [GRUNTS] I'll kill her, Merry. 84 00:03:34,738 --> 00:03:37,405 You're gonna watch her die. [WHIMPERS] 85 00:03:37,407 --> 00:03:39,374 [CHUCKLES] Oh, I don't think so. 86 00:03:39,376 --> 00:03:41,409 [GRUNTS, LAUGHS] 87 00:03:41,411 --> 00:03:42,811 But I'll tell you what. 88 00:03:42,813 --> 00:03:45,247 I'll make sure to send an invite for her funeral 89 00:03:45,249 --> 00:03:46,548 to your cell at Rikers. 90 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:48,350 You won't be able to attend, of course, 91 00:03:48,352 --> 00:03:51,453 but feel free to send flowers. 92 00:03:51,455 --> 00:03:54,289 Mm-hmm, that's right. 93 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:57,526 Your leverage over me is resting peacefully 94 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,928 in a body bag at County. 95 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:01,630 Worse Christmas ever, huh? 96 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:04,599 - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] - [SCREAMING] 97 00:04:04,601 --> 00:04:08,436 ["DECK THE HALLS"] 98 00:04:08,438 --> 00:04:11,439 [SOMBER MUSIC] 99 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:18,487 ? ? 100 00:04:21,451 --> 00:04:22,989 It is my fault. 101 00:04:22,992 --> 00:04:26,154 She believed in me and I failed. 102 00:04:26,156 --> 00:04:29,450 Look at me. I'm fading away. 103 00:04:29,453 --> 00:04:31,560 I... my color, my coat. 104 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:34,496 I used to be as blue as a blueberry snow cone 105 00:04:34,498 --> 00:04:37,699 and now I... You're still very blue. 106 00:04:37,701 --> 00:04:40,435 ? ? 107 00:04:40,437 --> 00:04:42,938 - [RECORD SCRATCHES] - Holy shit! 108 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:45,340 [GRUNTING] 109 00:04:45,342 --> 00:04:47,209 Could we make this quick? 110 00:04:47,211 --> 00:04:51,395 I plan on being at home in front of a crackling fire 111 00:04:51,398 --> 00:04:53,281 by Christmas morning. 112 00:04:53,283 --> 00:04:56,284 [BOTH GRUNT] 113 00:04:56,287 --> 00:04:58,587 - Where is he? - Saint Nick. 114 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,388 [BOTH GRUNT] 115 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:02,457 Ah! Ah! 116 00:05:02,459 --> 00:05:05,460 [GROANING] 117 00:05:05,462 --> 00:05:08,530 Psycho Claus, you're gonna tell me where he is 118 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:10,653 or I'm gonna treat you like my Christmas Day turkey. 119 00:05:10,656 --> 00:05:13,235 Complete with lead pudding. 120 00:05:13,237 --> 00:05:16,504 Oh, he took her. Didn't he? 121 00:05:16,506 --> 00:05:19,507 Well, he is a collector. I've known that for years. 122 00:05:19,509 --> 00:05:21,376 You probably got a lifetime 123 00:05:21,378 --> 00:05:24,546 of psycho-sexual therapy bills headed your way. 124 00:05:24,548 --> 00:05:26,281 That is... 125 00:05:26,283 --> 00:05:28,012 if she survives. 126 00:05:28,015 --> 00:05:29,973 [GRUNTS] 127 00:05:29,976 --> 00:05:32,287 - [GUN CLICKS] - Nick, no. No. 128 00:05:32,289 --> 00:05:33,914 - [SIREN WAILS] - Nick, I got something. 129 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,684 I think I know how to find Santa. 130 00:05:35,687 --> 00:05:38,894 Nick, my plan involves torture. 131 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,504 There once was a lonely little boy 132 00:05:43,507 --> 00:05:45,600 that talked to a sock... 133 00:05:45,602 --> 00:05:48,370 And an Imaginary Friend was born. 134 00:05:48,372 --> 00:05:51,773 But you left that little boy. Why? 135 00:05:51,775 --> 00:05:54,309 I don't know what you're talking about. 136 00:05:54,311 --> 00:05:55,944 You're wasting your time. 137 00:05:55,946 --> 00:05:58,280 - Am I? - [STATIC, INDISTINCT CHATTER] 138 00:05:58,282 --> 00:06:01,216 ["STUCK IN THE MIDDLE" BY STEALERS WHEEL PLAYING] 139 00:06:01,218 --> 00:06:03,451 ? ? 140 00:06:03,453 --> 00:06:07,255 ? Well I don't know why I came here tonight ? 141 00:06:07,257 --> 00:06:11,192 ? I got the feeling that something ain't right ? 142 00:06:11,194 --> 00:06:14,863 ? I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair ? 143 00:06:14,865 --> 00:06:19,200 ? And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs ? 144 00:06:19,202 --> 00:06:22,942 ? Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ? 145 00:06:22,945 --> 00:06:26,615 ? Here I am stuck in the middle with you...? 146 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:28,852 Please, no! 147 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:31,823 I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: 148 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:35,493 Footsies are just about the most ticklish things ever. 149 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:38,563 I wonder if that goes for stinky socks too. 150 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,731 ? Losing control and I'm all over the place... ? 151 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:44,302 Sweet baby Jesus... [LAUGHING] 152 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,971 Oh, no, please. [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 153 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:49,340 ? Stuck in the middle with you ? 154 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,708 ? ? 155 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,710 - Please! - Was that as good for you 156 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:56,747 as it was for me? What kind of monster are you? 157 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,584 I'm Imaginary Friend. 158 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,918 We're all Imaginary Friends. 159 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,323 A brother and sisterhood of strawberry frosting and dreams. 160 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:09,227 And you've been a very bad sock. 161 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,295 - No. - You abandoned your friend 162 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:12,973 when he needed you the most. 163 00:07:12,976 --> 00:07:14,432 You left him alone 164 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,335 with nothing but a little yarn, a few buttons, 165 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,997 and the whack-a-doodle thoughts inside his head. 166 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,006 Didn't you? 167 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:25,009 [TENSE MUSIC] 168 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:28,513 ? ? 169 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,715 [EMOTIONALLY] I'm so ashamed. 170 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:32,783 He saw things. 171 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:36,320 Things no child should ever see. 172 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:39,924 They drugged him, locked him away. 173 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,059 I was all he had. 174 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:44,429 But he didn't stay locked up forever. 175 00:07:44,432 --> 00:07:45,965 I kept thinking, 176 00:07:45,968 --> 00:07:48,866 "He'll grow up, he'll leave me behind." 177 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,536 But it never happened. 178 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:54,772 He didn't want to grow up. 179 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,340 Ever. 180 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:59,777 And then he started to hurt people. 181 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:03,918 I couldn't bear to watch what he did to them. 182 00:08:03,921 --> 00:08:06,284 [CRIES] So I ran. 183 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,853 [SOBS] 184 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,821 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 185 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:14,625 I know you all feel scared and abandoned. 186 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:18,215 The day always comes when our friends don't need us anymore. 187 00:08:18,218 --> 00:08:21,459 But right now, someone does need you. 188 00:08:21,462 --> 00:08:23,362 This is your chance to do something. 189 00:08:23,365 --> 00:08:25,465 To have a purpose for maybe the last time. 190 00:08:25,467 --> 00:08:28,768 We may have lost our friends, but we found each other. 191 00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:31,270 Together, we can do things 192 00:08:31,272 --> 00:08:34,040 no one ever imagined. 193 00:08:34,042 --> 00:08:36,142 We just have to believe. 194 00:08:36,144 --> 00:08:37,937 We believe in you, Happy. 195 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:39,878 ALL: We believe in you. 196 00:08:39,881 --> 00:08:42,248 ? ? 197 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:45,351 Now tell us where he is. 198 00:08:45,353 --> 00:08:47,220 [GULPS] 199 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:50,223 [DARK MUSIC] 200 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:57,263 ? ? 201 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:09,042 Well, this has turned into a hot little mess, 202 00:09:09,044 --> 00:09:10,109 now hasn't it. 203 00:09:10,111 --> 00:09:13,179 ? ? 204 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:17,750 There's gonna be some very unhappy goddamn campers 205 00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:22,155 when those packages don't show up on Christmas morning. 206 00:09:22,157 --> 00:09:25,692 Hope you're pleased with yourself. 207 00:09:25,694 --> 00:09:29,679 And really, what's your daughter? 208 00:09:29,682 --> 00:09:31,297 What's one little girl? 209 00:09:31,299 --> 00:09:32,932 There'll be thousands more just like her 210 00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:34,267 in the audience tonight. 211 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:36,375 I mean, is it really worth all this? 212 00:09:38,339 --> 00:09:40,796 I guess it's just a matter of perspective. 213 00:09:40,799 --> 00:09:43,076 [GRUNTS, BREATHES HEAVILY] 214 00:09:43,078 --> 00:09:45,531 You'll be erased. 215 00:09:45,534 --> 00:09:47,747 This is the future and you're not a part of it. 216 00:09:47,749 --> 00:09:49,476 ? ? 217 00:09:49,479 --> 00:09:51,289 I'm the future. 218 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:03,925 [SCOFFS] 219 00:10:03,928 --> 00:10:05,827 Children... [LAUGHING] 220 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:07,597 Chil... 221 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,870 "Children are the future." That's very good. 222 00:10:10,872 --> 00:10:12,839 That's... touch�. 223 00:10:12,841 --> 00:10:15,875 Yeah, you're on a roll. 224 00:10:15,877 --> 00:10:18,492 And soon to be... 225 00:10:18,495 --> 00:10:20,428 in a hole. 226 00:10:20,431 --> 00:10:22,820 ? ? 227 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,589 Bam! 228 00:10:26,421 --> 00:10:28,187 [HUMS] 229 00:10:32,293 --> 00:10:36,593 Oh, it's a gift from the Sultan of something. 230 00:10:36,596 --> 00:10:38,362 I'm gonna go get dressed. 231 00:10:38,365 --> 00:10:41,366 Remember? It's the Wishtacular? 232 00:10:41,369 --> 00:10:44,170 It's tonight. 233 00:10:44,173 --> 00:10:47,374 At least one of us has something to look forward to. 234 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,708 Clean up all this ugly stuff. 235 00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:54,664 ["O TANNENBAUM" PLAYING] 236 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,215 They want you to look all grown up, 237 00:10:56,217 --> 00:10:59,218 but you're not grown up. 238 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,821 - You're little. - ALL: ? O Tanennbaum... ? 239 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,956 [WHISPERS] Like you should be. 240 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:06,292 Yeah. 241 00:11:06,294 --> 00:11:08,861 Grown ups... 242 00:11:08,863 --> 00:11:11,898 they try to steal everything... 243 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,466 that makes you special. 244 00:11:13,468 --> 00:11:15,914 It makes me so mad. 245 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:17,116 It makes me wa... 246 00:11:17,119 --> 00:11:18,585 - Makes me want to... - [GRUNTS] 247 00:11:18,588 --> 00:11:20,505 Oh. I'm so sorry. 248 00:11:20,508 --> 00:11:22,015 I'm sorry. 249 00:11:22,018 --> 00:11:23,376 ? ? 250 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,044 I'm sorry. 251 00:11:25,046 --> 00:11:27,113 ? O Tannenbaum... ? 252 00:11:27,115 --> 00:11:28,815 [SIGHS] 253 00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:31,417 [DISTANT THUDDING] 254 00:11:31,419 --> 00:11:33,070 We have to go. 255 00:11:34,322 --> 00:11:37,164 [THUDDING] 256 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:39,124 [DARK MUSIC] 257 00:11:39,127 --> 00:11:41,293 [GRUNTS] 258 00:11:43,431 --> 00:11:45,031 And here we are yet again. 259 00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:47,233 Come on, Nick. This way. 260 00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:48,968 I want to remind you, we're here on the word 261 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:51,148 of a sock puppet. I mean... 262 00:11:51,151 --> 00:11:53,172 ? ? 263 00:11:53,174 --> 00:11:57,109 This whole thing just seems a little sketchy to me. 264 00:11:57,111 --> 00:12:00,379 What I'm saying is, this, uh... 265 00:12:00,381 --> 00:12:03,015 so-called intel source of yours, 266 00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:04,750 you sure he's on the level 267 00:12:04,752 --> 00:12:06,786 and not just blowing powdered sugar up your ass? 268 00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:09,355 Trust me, Nick. He was highly motivated. 269 00:12:09,357 --> 00:12:10,543 ? ? 270 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:13,192 - Uh? - This is it. 271 00:12:13,194 --> 00:12:14,727 [GRUNTS] 272 00:12:14,729 --> 00:12:16,095 ? ? 273 00:12:16,097 --> 00:12:17,797 [SIGHS] All right. 274 00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:19,932 [SNIFFS] Show 'em to me. 275 00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:22,168 So you're telling me that this door leads 276 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:25,137 to a dark subterranean lair 277 00:12:25,139 --> 00:12:26,806 right underneath Gimbel Brothers 278 00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:29,008 where Shitty-Pants Santa, who's neck I'm gonna break 279 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,878 when I find that son of a bitch, took my kid? 280 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,847 And I am fully aware that I am talking to a unicorn, 281 00:12:34,849 --> 00:12:36,648 but I gotta tell you, 282 00:12:36,651 --> 00:12:38,746 even my credulity has its limits. 283 00:12:38,749 --> 00:12:39,948 [LOCK CLICKS] 284 00:12:41,488 --> 00:12:48,493 ? ? 285 00:12:48,496 --> 00:12:50,396 All right then. 286 00:12:50,398 --> 00:12:53,399 [BELLS JINGLING] 287 00:12:53,401 --> 00:12:59,272 ? ? 288 00:12:59,274 --> 00:13:02,241 [LAUGHING] 289 00:13:05,713 --> 00:13:07,813 Where are we going? 290 00:13:07,815 --> 00:13:09,248 ? ? 291 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,284 [GRUNTS] 292 00:13:14,122 --> 00:13:15,835 Toyland. 293 00:13:20,194 --> 00:13:22,895 Toyland. 294 00:13:22,897 --> 00:13:25,197 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 295 00:13:25,199 --> 00:13:28,200 [DOOR CREAKS] 296 00:13:28,202 --> 00:13:31,037 [GRUNTING] 297 00:13:34,409 --> 00:13:37,443 [STRAINING] 298 00:13:40,847 --> 00:13:44,950 ? Toyland ? 299 00:13:44,953 --> 00:13:47,787 ? Toyland... ? 300 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:50,256 [LAUGHS] Toyland. 301 00:13:50,258 --> 00:13:53,359 ? Little girl and boy land ? 302 00:13:53,361 --> 00:13:55,895 ? If you dwell within it ? 303 00:13:55,897 --> 00:13:58,264 ? You're very happy there ? 304 00:13:58,266 --> 00:14:03,069 ? Within it childhood joy land ? 305 00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:07,273 [GIGGLES] ? Mystic merry toy land ? 306 00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:09,809 ? Once you cross its borders ? 307 00:14:09,811 --> 00:14:14,347 ? You can never go back again ? [LAUGHS] 308 00:14:14,349 --> 00:14:21,387 ? Never return again ? 309 00:14:21,789 --> 00:14:22,955 [MUSIC STOPS] 310 00:14:26,327 --> 00:14:29,362 - [GRUNTING, MUTTERING] - [METAL CLANGING] 311 00:14:46,748 --> 00:14:48,875 I used to have a pretend friend. 312 00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:52,051 [MUSIC RESUMES, FADES IN SLOWLY] 313 00:14:52,053 --> 00:14:53,986 Like you. 314 00:14:53,988 --> 00:14:56,255 ? Toyland... ? 315 00:14:56,257 --> 00:14:58,391 [LAUGHS] 316 00:14:58,393 --> 00:15:00,459 ? ? 317 00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:03,963 But now I have new friends. 318 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:06,866 So many friends. 319 00:15:06,868 --> 00:15:08,334 [DARK MUSIC] 320 00:15:08,336 --> 00:15:12,772 ? Once you pass ? 321 00:15:12,774 --> 00:15:16,809 ? Its borders ? 322 00:15:16,811 --> 00:15:20,413 ? You'll never... ? 323 00:15:20,415 --> 00:15:23,416 [DARK MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 324 00:15:23,418 --> 00:15:25,818 ? ? 325 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,148 [SCREAMS] 326 00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,914 - Mr. Shine... - Oh! God. 327 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,825 You look like a cruise ship got torpedoed 328 00:15:41,828 --> 00:15:43,589 with Liberace's corpse. 329 00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:45,742 I don't know who you are. 330 00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:48,628 But I'm not interested. 331 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,230 Who let you in here? 332 00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:52,265 Backstage pass. 333 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:53,967 Oh, you're a cop. 334 00:15:53,969 --> 00:15:56,603 I've been meaning to get to those parking tickets. 335 00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:59,939 Just came from your studio, Sheinberg. 336 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:02,942 Don't have to tell you what we found there. 337 00:16:02,944 --> 00:16:04,944 I have facilities all over. 338 00:16:04,946 --> 00:16:06,713 I rent them out when I'm not in production, 339 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,581 which I'm not. 340 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,217 [INHALES] Russians, 341 00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:13,653 Chinese, Saudis. 342 00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:16,414 God only knows what they do on those stages. 343 00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:20,527 [THUMPING] 344 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,565 I've had cops before. 345 00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:28,401 Sexually, I mean. 346 00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:29,869 It's over. 347 00:16:29,871 --> 00:16:32,705 - Excuse me? - All this. 348 00:16:32,707 --> 00:16:34,340 The Man Who Made Christmas. 349 00:16:34,342 --> 00:16:36,576 The Three Wishes Guy. 350 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,523 I'm bringing you down. 351 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:43,450 How cute. 352 00:16:43,452 --> 00:16:45,318 Is there anything else I can help you with? 353 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,386 Yeah. 354 00:16:46,389 --> 00:16:48,007 Amanda Hansen. 355 00:16:48,957 --> 00:16:50,557 [CLEARS THROAT] 356 00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:52,459 Is this about that delusional woman 357 00:16:52,461 --> 00:16:54,561 who showed up at my office today? 358 00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:57,730 Yeah, she seemed to be suffering from some sort of 359 00:16:57,732 --> 00:17:00,567 paranoid schizophrenic episode. 360 00:17:00,569 --> 00:17:02,769 Yeah, probably something she saw on TV. 361 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,637 [SQUEAKS] 362 00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:07,645 [CHUCKLES] I'm no doctor. 363 00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:09,106 [WHISPERS] It's on the wrong foot. 364 00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:10,867 Where is she? 365 00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:14,280 [GRUNTS] 366 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:17,317 I get it. 367 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,319 You're untouchable. 368 00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:22,822 Probably got the bad dirty on everyone who's anyone 369 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,591 all the way up the chain. 370 00:17:24,593 --> 00:17:27,260 You're like a nuclear reactor. 371 00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,362 You go down, you bring everyone down with you. 372 00:17:29,364 --> 00:17:31,731 I've gotta be on stage in a few minutes. 373 00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:35,401 [DARK MUSIC] 374 00:17:35,403 --> 00:17:38,489 It's the Sonny Shine Wishtacular. 375 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,772 I'm sure you've heard of it. 376 00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:42,419 We raise millions for disadvantaged children. 377 00:17:42,422 --> 00:17:44,387 You can go on stage, 378 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:46,379 wiggle your ass and twinkle your toes 379 00:17:46,381 --> 00:17:49,516 for all your adoring fans. 380 00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:53,887 And then I'm gonna drag you off in cuffs on live television. 381 00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:57,028 It'll be as shitty as you looking right into the cameras 382 00:17:57,031 --> 00:17:59,492 and telling the whole world there ain't no Santa Claus. 383 00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:01,528 I know you'll be out before the ink dries 384 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,848 on your arrest report, but you'll be walking out 385 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:08,301 to a wasteland formerly known as your career. 386 00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:10,336 ? ? 387 00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:13,406 Hmm. This Hansen woman, 388 00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:15,942 is this all you're asking for really? 389 00:18:15,944 --> 00:18:17,477 For now. 390 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,513 You should stop by my tower. 391 00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:21,848 You might find her there. 392 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,950 I can't speak to her frame of mind. 393 00:18:23,952 --> 00:18:26,252 ? ? 394 00:18:26,254 --> 00:18:30,236 Okay, you found your way in, now find your way out. 395 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,231 [BLOWS] 396 00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:38,765 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 397 00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:45,805 ? ? 398 00:18:50,512 --> 00:18:52,412 [GRUNTS] 399 00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:54,686 - [STRAINS] - Uh, Nick? 400 00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,583 I got this. I got this. 401 00:18:56,585 --> 00:18:58,985 [STRAINING] 402 00:18:58,987 --> 00:19:00,486 - Nick. - What? 403 00:19:00,488 --> 00:19:02,522 Look. 404 00:19:02,524 --> 00:19:09,462 ? ? 405 00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:10,930 Good eyes. 406 00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:18,345 Nick, look. 407 00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:24,858 It's hers. We're going in the right... 408 00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:27,480 ["THE LITTLE BOY THAT SANTA FORGOT" BY VERA LYNN] 409 00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:28,715 ? ? 410 00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:29,949 What the...? 411 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,551 It's a toy, Nick. 412 00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:33,219 I know what it is. 413 00:19:33,221 --> 00:19:35,124 Aww, he wants to play. 414 00:19:35,127 --> 00:19:37,523 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 415 00:19:37,525 --> 00:19:40,360 ? Christmas comes but once a year ? 416 00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:43,830 - [LAUGHING] - ? For every girl and boy ? 417 00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:45,231 ? The laughter and joy... ? 418 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,934 That's the biggest kid I ever saw. 419 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,847 That ain't no kid. 420 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:51,183 [SLINKY CLATTERS] 421 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,641 Man, see a dentist. 422 00:19:54,643 --> 00:19:56,376 [THUMP] 423 00:19:56,378 --> 00:19:58,311 ? ? 424 00:19:58,313 --> 00:20:01,714 ? This little fellow's Christmas ? 425 00:20:01,716 --> 00:20:07,891 ? Is just another day ? 426 00:20:07,894 --> 00:20:10,428 ? He's the little boy ? 427 00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:16,329 ? That Santa Claus forgot ? 428 00:20:16,331 --> 00:20:18,965 ? And goodness knows he didn't want a lot... ? 429 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,567 This is gonna pinch. 430 00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:24,370 Just a little. 431 00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:26,092 [WHISPERS] You can be little forever. 432 00:20:26,095 --> 00:20:27,874 [DARK MUSIC] 433 00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,677 Like my other friends. 434 00:20:30,679 --> 00:20:33,980 ? Broke his little heart ? 435 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:38,017 ? When he found Santa hadn't come ? 436 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:41,020 [DARK MUSIC] 437 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,689 ? ? 438 00:20:42,691 --> 00:20:45,725 [DRILL WHIRS] 439 00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:49,230 ? ? 440 00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:51,967 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 441 00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:53,433 [GRUNTS] 442 00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:55,401 - [SHOUTS] - [SCREAMS] 443 00:20:55,403 --> 00:20:58,404 [ROARS] 444 00:20:58,406 --> 00:21:04,310 ? ? 445 00:21:04,312 --> 00:21:06,312 [SCREAMS] 446 00:21:06,314 --> 00:21:07,980 [GRUNTING] 447 00:21:07,982 --> 00:21:10,883 [SCREAMS, GROANS] 448 00:21:10,885 --> 00:21:12,485 Oh, Nick! 449 00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:13,842 - [BREATHING HEAVILY] - Nick! 450 00:21:13,845 --> 00:21:16,556 Hailey. 451 00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:18,391 Find Hailey. 452 00:21:18,393 --> 00:21:21,394 [EERIE MUSIC] 453 00:21:21,396 --> 00:21:27,834 ? ? 454 00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:29,900 Oh, fuck. 455 00:21:29,903 --> 00:21:34,707 ? ? 456 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,543 No thanks. 457 00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:40,947 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 458 00:21:40,949 --> 00:21:43,383 [GRUNTS] 459 00:21:45,286 --> 00:21:48,921 You can't do this to people. 460 00:21:48,923 --> 00:21:52,358 - [BREATHING HEAVILY] - Amanda, you all right? 461 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,260 This is evil. 462 00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:55,428 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 463 00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,296 Merry. 464 00:21:57,298 --> 00:21:58,769 They... I know. 465 00:21:58,772 --> 00:22:00,038 They can't get away with this. 466 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,401 They can. 467 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,202 ? ? 468 00:22:03,204 --> 00:22:05,838 But not forever. Okay? 469 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,509 Nick's found Hailey. 470 00:22:09,511 --> 00:22:11,344 Come on. 471 00:22:11,346 --> 00:22:13,913 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 472 00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,982 [GRUNTS] 473 00:22:17,552 --> 00:22:19,352 [GRUNTS] 474 00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:23,389 Why don't you pick on someone your own size? 475 00:22:23,391 --> 00:22:29,395 ? ? 476 00:22:29,397 --> 00:22:31,931 Happy, you came back. 477 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,333 ? ? 478 00:22:34,335 --> 00:22:37,403 [GROWLING] 479 00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:41,941 [GRUNTING, SHOUTING] 480 00:22:47,248 --> 00:22:48,448 Run! 481 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,983 - [GRUNTING] - [CROWBAR PINGS] 482 00:22:50,985 --> 00:22:52,955 Hey! 483 00:22:54,656 --> 00:22:55,988 [GRUNTS] 484 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:57,452 [BEAR TRAP CREAKING, BLOOD DRIPPING] 485 00:22:57,455 --> 00:22:58,926 [STRAINS] 486 00:22:58,929 --> 00:23:00,229 [EXHALES] 487 00:23:01,697 --> 00:23:05,398 I just keep discovering bold new frontiers of suck. 488 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,234 [GRUNTS] 489 00:23:08,236 --> 00:23:09,836 [STRAINS] 490 00:23:09,838 --> 00:23:12,205 ? ? 491 00:23:12,207 --> 00:23:14,507 [GROANS] 492 00:23:14,509 --> 00:23:16,742 [GRUNTS, STRAINS] 493 00:23:16,744 --> 00:23:19,245 No. No, no, no, no... [MUFFLED] 494 00:23:19,247 --> 00:23:24,283 ? ? 495 00:23:28,762 --> 00:23:32,091 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 496 00:23:32,093 --> 00:23:39,132 ? ? 497 00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:46,139 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 498 00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:48,207 [ELEVATOR CLANGS, WHIRS] 499 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,209 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING RAPIDLY] 500 00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:53,212 [SCREAMS] 501 00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,348 [SHOUTS] 502 00:24:00,121 --> 00:24:01,854 Stop! 503 00:24:01,856 --> 00:24:03,923 - [FABRIC RIPPING] - No! 504 00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:06,192 [GRUNTS, GROWLS] 505 00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:08,461 [GRUNTING] 506 00:24:08,463 --> 00:24:10,930 [LAUGHS] 507 00:24:10,932 --> 00:24:13,833 ? ? 508 00:24:13,835 --> 00:24:15,968 [LAUGHS] 509 00:24:21,341 --> 00:24:23,942 [SHOUTS] 510 00:24:23,945 --> 00:24:25,812 [GRUNTS] 511 00:24:25,814 --> 00:24:27,747 [GROANS] 512 00:24:27,749 --> 00:24:29,949 [HAILEY SCREAMS] 513 00:24:29,951 --> 00:24:33,453 [DARK MUSIC] 514 00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:35,354 [GROWLS] 515 00:24:35,356 --> 00:24:36,956 ? ? 516 00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:38,357 [GIGGLES] 517 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,493 - [LAUGHS] - Leave me alone! 518 00:24:40,495 --> 00:24:42,195 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 519 00:24:42,197 --> 00:24:44,297 [CHUCKLES EVILLY, SHOUTS] 520 00:24:44,299 --> 00:24:51,671 ? ? 521 00:24:51,673 --> 00:24:53,239 Hmm, minty. 522 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:56,242 [SHOUTING] 523 00:24:56,244 --> 00:25:01,781 ? ? 524 00:25:01,783 --> 00:25:04,817 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 525 00:25:04,819 --> 00:25:11,858 ? ? 526 00:25:13,695 --> 00:25:16,729 [SIREN WAILING] 527 00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:21,400 [DOOR SLAMS] 528 00:25:22,537 --> 00:25:29,575 ? ? 529 00:25:32,147 --> 00:25:34,180 Help, please! 530 00:25:34,182 --> 00:25:36,415 He's coming! Help! 531 00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:38,351 ? ? 532 00:25:38,353 --> 00:25:40,387 [CRYING] Help. 533 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,355 Help! 534 00:25:42,357 --> 00:25:43,942 Don't be afraid. 535 00:25:44,054 --> 00:25:45,754 Don't be afraid. 536 00:25:53,735 --> 00:25:57,403 When my daddy went away... 537 00:25:57,405 --> 00:25:59,372 they made me grow up. 538 00:25:59,374 --> 00:26:01,641 [EERIE SOMBER MUSIC] 539 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:04,110 Gave me medicine. 540 00:26:04,112 --> 00:26:06,145 ? ? 541 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,748 I didn't want... I didn't want to... 542 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:12,285 ? ? 543 00:26:12,287 --> 00:26:14,364 I didn't want to be scary. 544 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,257 You don't have to be. 545 00:26:18,259 --> 00:26:21,227 No, no, it's too late. 546 00:26:21,229 --> 00:26:26,432 ? ? 547 00:26:26,434 --> 00:26:28,134 But I can save you. 548 00:26:28,136 --> 00:26:30,703 I can save you. [SNIFFLES] 549 00:26:30,705 --> 00:26:33,739 I had to grow up, but you don't have to. 550 00:26:33,741 --> 00:26:37,443 You don't have to ever grow up. 551 00:26:37,445 --> 00:26:40,446 [DARK MUSIC] 552 00:26:40,448 --> 00:26:46,586 ? ? 553 00:26:46,588 --> 00:26:49,155 Hold my hand... 554 00:26:50,758 --> 00:26:55,328 And we will fly away together. 555 00:26:55,330 --> 00:26:57,697 ? ? 556 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,692 Before the police get here. 557 00:27:01,069 --> 00:27:03,223 Before they see what I did. 558 00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:07,364 Come on. Take my hand. 559 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,608 ? ? 560 00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:10,743 Take. 561 00:27:10,745 --> 00:27:12,745 - My. - [DOOR OPENS] 562 00:27:12,747 --> 00:27:16,382 ? ? 563 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:17,583 [SCREAMS] 564 00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:19,385 No. 565 00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:22,188 [GRUNTS] 566 00:27:48,616 --> 00:27:51,122 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 567 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,752 ? ? 568 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,787 Uh. 569 00:27:58,393 --> 00:28:00,459 It's all right. 570 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,528 I'm... 571 00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:04,330 I'm, uh... 572 00:28:04,332 --> 00:28:06,532 [SOFT MUSIC] 573 00:28:06,534 --> 00:28:09,535 Well, I'm, uh... 574 00:28:09,537 --> 00:28:11,203 [GRUNTS] 575 00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:13,673 Happy sent me. 576 00:28:13,675 --> 00:28:15,541 Daddy? 577 00:28:15,543 --> 00:28:20,112 ? ? 578 00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:21,113 Daddy! 579 00:28:21,115 --> 00:28:24,116 [BOTH GRUNTING] 580 00:28:24,118 --> 00:28:27,086 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 581 00:28:27,088 --> 00:28:34,160 ? ? 582 00:28:35,663 --> 00:28:37,630 I'm the spirit of Christmas. 583 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:40,099 - [GROANS] - I've walked these roof tops 584 00:28:40,101 --> 00:28:42,201 for a long time. 585 00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:46,172 The only thing that can hurt me is magic. 586 00:28:48,342 --> 00:28:54,746 ? ? 587 00:28:54,749 --> 00:28:56,482 Hocus pocus, motherfucker. 588 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,485 [BOTH GRUNT] 589 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,287 ? ? 590 00:29:01,289 --> 00:29:03,289 - [BREATHING HEAVILY] - [HEARTBEAT] 591 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,124 [GROANS] Not now. 592 00:29:05,126 --> 00:29:06,986 Ah, not again. 593 00:29:06,989 --> 00:29:09,122 [GROANING] 594 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:12,160 [GRUNTING] 595 00:29:13,601 --> 00:29:16,602 [STRANGLED GROAN, GASPING] 596 00:29:16,604 --> 00:29:19,638 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 597 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,640 You're not magic. 598 00:29:21,642 --> 00:29:23,709 They'll see. 599 00:29:23,711 --> 00:29:25,736 You can't even fly. 600 00:29:25,739 --> 00:29:28,212 Maybe not. But I can. 601 00:29:28,215 --> 00:29:35,154 ? ? 602 00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:39,091 And I brought Friends. 603 00:29:39,093 --> 00:29:46,132 ? ? 604 00:29:46,135 --> 00:29:48,635 Cut him, Twig. 605 00:29:51,205 --> 00:29:53,239 [GRUNTS] 606 00:29:55,028 --> 00:29:57,783 Let's re-gift this fruitcake! 607 00:29:57,786 --> 00:30:00,212 [OVERLAPPING SHOUTING, GRUNTING] 608 00:30:00,214 --> 00:30:03,215 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 609 00:30:03,217 --> 00:30:10,256 ? ? 610 00:30:13,842 --> 00:30:15,462 Daddy, are you okay? 611 00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:17,797 [GASPING] Pills. 612 00:30:17,799 --> 00:30:20,132 Pocket... pills... 613 00:30:20,134 --> 00:30:22,401 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 614 00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:23,469 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 615 00:30:23,471 --> 00:30:24,737 Hey... oh! 616 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,505 Hey, no, let go! Look out! Look out! 617 00:30:26,507 --> 00:30:27,673 No! 618 00:30:27,675 --> 00:30:33,913 ? ? 619 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,649 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 620 00:30:36,651 --> 00:30:39,518 Watch... watch out! Oh, God! 621 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:46,525 ? ? 622 00:30:50,409 --> 00:30:52,409 - [GRUNTS] - Ow! 623 00:30:55,369 --> 00:30:57,903 Santa's coming! Santa's coming! 624 00:30:57,905 --> 00:31:00,406 I don't wanna ruin Christmas for you, 625 00:31:00,408 --> 00:31:02,540 but there comes a time when every kid 626 00:31:02,543 --> 00:31:04,710 has to face the truth... 627 00:31:04,712 --> 00:31:07,587 There ain't no fucking Santa Claus. 628 00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:08,915 [GUNSHOT] 629 00:31:08,918 --> 00:31:11,417 ["I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS"] 630 00:31:11,419 --> 00:31:15,654 ? ? 631 00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:20,892 ? I'll be home for Christmas ? 632 00:31:20,895 --> 00:31:22,525 ? ? 633 00:31:22,528 --> 00:31:27,766 ? You can plan on me ? 634 00:31:27,768 --> 00:31:29,435 ? ? 635 00:31:29,437 --> 00:31:31,537 ? Please have snow... ? 636 00:31:31,539 --> 00:31:33,806 - [NECK SNAPS] - [MUSIC STOPS] 637 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:37,676 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 638 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:40,679 [CREAKING] 639 00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:47,553 ? ? 640 00:31:51,998 --> 00:31:54,122 [CLEARS THROAT] 641 00:31:59,159 --> 00:32:00,458 What? 642 00:32:02,556 --> 00:32:06,257 [CRYING] I told Sonny Shine I only wanted one wish. 643 00:32:06,874 --> 00:32:09,808 I wanted to meet my dad. 644 00:32:09,810 --> 00:32:16,849 ? ? 645 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:28,727 [GRUNTS] 646 00:32:37,032 --> 00:32:40,066 [GRUNTING] 647 00:32:40,808 --> 00:32:42,641 Hailey. 648 00:32:42,643 --> 00:32:44,723 - Hailey! - Mommy! 649 00:32:44,726 --> 00:32:47,179 Oh, God. [CRYING] 650 00:32:47,181 --> 00:32:49,181 Oh. Are you okay? 651 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:56,223 ? ? 652 00:32:58,579 --> 00:32:59,945 You were right. 653 00:33:03,197 --> 00:33:07,199 About another stocking on the mantle. 654 00:33:07,201 --> 00:33:08,834 You were right. 655 00:33:15,843 --> 00:33:17,742 Maybe one weekend... 656 00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:22,413 We'll talk about it. 657 00:33:24,685 --> 00:33:27,653 That'd make me happy. 658 00:33:27,663 --> 00:33:34,701 ? ? 659 00:33:40,636 --> 00:33:42,947 You definitely deserve a nap, buddy. 660 00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:44,282 We did it, Nick. 661 00:33:44,285 --> 00:33:46,051 I never stopped believing in you. 662 00:33:46,054 --> 00:33:48,274 [HEARTBEAT SLOWLY] 663 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,509 Likewise. 664 00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:52,811 ? ? 665 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:55,781 But this ain't no nap. 666 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:57,583 This is bye-bye. 667 00:33:57,585 --> 00:34:00,141 What do you mean? No, Nick. 668 00:34:00,144 --> 00:34:01,676 Nick, we won. 669 00:34:01,679 --> 00:34:03,622 Yeah, we did. 670 00:34:03,624 --> 00:34:06,425 ? ? 671 00:34:06,427 --> 00:34:09,295 Thanks to you... 672 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,879 partner. 673 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:15,334 ? ? 674 00:34:15,336 --> 00:34:17,703 Cue the music. 675 00:34:17,705 --> 00:34:19,738 ? ? 676 00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:21,851 And... 677 00:34:24,408 --> 00:34:25,974 fade to black. 678 00:34:41,657 --> 00:34:44,759 You know, I was starting to get used to you being dead. 679 00:34:44,762 --> 00:34:46,748 Yeah, I always thought I'd prefer it, 680 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:49,751 but now... 681 00:34:51,555 --> 00:34:54,622 I may just stick around, see how it plays out. 682 00:34:54,624 --> 00:34:57,058 Got some good news for you and the fam. 683 00:34:57,060 --> 00:34:58,860 - Yeah? - Word on the street is 684 00:34:58,862 --> 00:35:00,295 when Nick Sax died, 685 00:35:00,297 --> 00:35:03,020 he took Blue's so-called password with him. 686 00:35:04,734 --> 00:35:06,701 "Word on the street"? 687 00:35:06,703 --> 00:35:09,070 Your heart stopped for eight minutes. 688 00:35:09,072 --> 00:35:12,473 Hmm. That's impressive. 689 00:35:12,475 --> 00:35:15,043 Thought I... 690 00:35:15,045 --> 00:35:18,046 thought I finally got rid of you. 691 00:35:18,048 --> 00:35:19,543 Anyway. 692 00:35:19,546 --> 00:35:21,583 You know, if I were you, I would take advantage 693 00:35:21,585 --> 00:35:24,786 of my new reputation. Lay low for a while. 694 00:35:24,788 --> 00:35:26,621 Hear California's nice. 695 00:35:26,623 --> 00:35:28,456 California? 696 00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,658 It's not my kind of dirty. 697 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:32,653 Besides, I hate avocados. 698 00:35:34,097 --> 00:35:37,065 How's your kid holding up? 699 00:35:37,067 --> 00:35:39,033 She's gonna be all right. 700 00:35:39,035 --> 00:35:41,636 She's tough. 701 00:35:41,638 --> 00:35:43,671 Like her mom. 702 00:35:43,673 --> 00:35:45,773 [SIGHS] 703 00:35:45,775 --> 00:35:48,343 You know, this world may not be all glitter and tinsel, 704 00:35:48,345 --> 00:35:51,090 but there are a few people in it that make it work. 705 00:35:55,552 --> 00:35:56,951 You're one of 'em. 706 00:35:56,953 --> 00:35:59,721 [SOFT MUSIC] 707 00:35:59,723 --> 00:36:01,756 You know what you did, right? 708 00:36:01,758 --> 00:36:08,796 ? ? 709 00:36:12,068 --> 00:36:14,335 You gave me my daughter, Mer. 710 00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:21,009 You're my hero. 711 00:36:25,682 --> 00:36:27,515 You don't get to take that one back. 712 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:29,384 - I don't want it back. - Good. 'Cause I'm keeping it. 713 00:36:29,386 --> 00:36:31,486 - All right, keep it. - I will. 714 00:36:31,488 --> 00:36:33,454 ? ? 715 00:36:33,456 --> 00:36:34,989 [CLEARS THROAT] 716 00:36:36,603 --> 00:36:39,496 All right, see you around the block. 717 00:36:41,063 --> 00:36:43,563 - Where you going? - Eh, I got a date. 718 00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,778 - Ah. - Gonna... 719 00:36:47,567 --> 00:36:49,189 I don't know, go out to Coney Island, 720 00:36:49,192 --> 00:36:51,539 - grab some ice cream. - It's winter. 721 00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:53,875 Yeah, I'm new to this. What do I know? 722 00:36:53,877 --> 00:36:55,410 All right, well, if that's the case, 723 00:36:55,412 --> 00:36:57,445 you might wanna slap a little aftershave on. 724 00:36:57,447 --> 00:37:00,014 You smell like you murdered a hooker. 725 00:37:00,016 --> 00:37:02,090 That obvious? 726 00:37:02,093 --> 00:37:04,114 Thanks. 727 00:37:05,903 --> 00:37:07,522 [SCOFFS] Nick was right. 728 00:37:07,524 --> 00:37:09,724 I look completely ridiculous. 729 00:37:09,726 --> 00:37:11,492 Is my nose really that big? 730 00:37:11,494 --> 00:37:14,696 It's the cutest, funniest nose I ever saw. 731 00:37:14,698 --> 00:37:16,831 ? ? 732 00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:20,368 I just wanted to say I'm so glad I got the chance 733 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:22,370 to be your Imaginary Friend, Hailey. 734 00:37:22,372 --> 00:37:24,706 I had no idea it would be so much fun, 735 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:27,075 and scary too. 736 00:37:27,077 --> 00:37:30,678 Happy, you look different. 737 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,548 How come I can see through you? 738 00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:35,583 It's because... 739 00:37:35,585 --> 00:37:37,885 well, you're growing up, 740 00:37:37,887 --> 00:37:39,954 and you have your daddy now. 741 00:37:39,956 --> 00:37:44,058 And someday you'll forget all about that silly horse. 742 00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:46,427 But you're my best friend. 743 00:37:46,429 --> 00:37:48,896 Even if you are imaginary. 744 00:37:48,898 --> 00:37:50,898 Why do you have to go? 745 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:53,501 That's how it is with Imaginary Friends. 746 00:37:53,503 --> 00:37:55,036 We can't stay forever. 747 00:37:55,038 --> 00:37:57,372 Otherwise, it can get a bit... 748 00:37:57,374 --> 00:37:59,493 you know, creepy. 749 00:37:59,496 --> 00:38:01,576 Where will you go 750 00:38:01,578 --> 00:38:03,845 if nobody needs you anymore? 751 00:38:03,847 --> 00:38:06,149 Oh, I don't know, somewhere fun. 752 00:38:06,152 --> 00:38:08,009 I hope. I... and who knows. 753 00:38:08,012 --> 00:38:10,818 Maybe there is someone who needs me somewhere. 754 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:12,387 Come to think of it, 755 00:38:12,389 --> 00:38:14,589 I better practice my song. 756 00:38:14,591 --> 00:38:17,558 ? I'm... happy ? 757 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,704 ? The happy horse, horse, horse ? 758 00:38:19,707 --> 00:38:21,896 ? So full of fun of course, of course ? 759 00:38:21,898 --> 00:38:25,026 ? It's plain to see it's fun to be Happy ? 760 00:38:25,029 --> 00:38:26,601 ? Happy ? 761 00:38:26,603 --> 00:38:28,469 ? The happy horse, horse, horse ? 762 00:38:28,471 --> 00:38:31,198 ? So full of love of course ? 763 00:38:31,201 --> 00:38:33,474 [WHISPERS] ? Of course ? 764 00:38:41,985 --> 00:38:44,177 I'll never forget you. 765 00:38:46,285 --> 00:38:48,252 Come on, sweetheart. 766 00:38:48,255 --> 00:38:49,754 Let's go meet your dad. 767 00:38:49,757 --> 00:38:56,796 ? ? 768 00:39:03,319 --> 00:39:05,652 Come on, Sax, you got this. 769 00:39:07,977 --> 00:39:10,778 It's a movie. You just... 770 00:39:10,780 --> 00:39:13,514 sit down and... and... 771 00:39:13,516 --> 00:39:15,112 you don't even have to talk. 772 00:39:15,115 --> 00:39:18,052 Oh, boy, this is worse than I thought. 773 00:39:18,054 --> 00:39:20,490 - What the hell? - Talking to yourself, buddy? 774 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:22,370 People are gonna think you're shit-house cray cray. 775 00:39:22,372 --> 00:39:24,479 - Why are you here? - Nick, I can't abandon you 776 00:39:24,482 --> 00:39:27,068 in your darkest hour. What kind of partner is that? 777 00:39:27,071 --> 00:39:29,104 ["DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY" BY TCHAIKOVSKY] 778 00:39:29,107 --> 00:39:30,965 What are you talk... 779 00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:33,501 [LAUGHS] What are you... what? 780 00:39:33,503 --> 00:39:35,849 "My darkest hour"? You said it yourself. 781 00:39:35,852 --> 00:39:37,869 We won. We killed the bad guy. We saved the kid. 782 00:39:37,872 --> 00:39:39,706 What have you been nipping at the coffee syrup. 783 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:42,518 [SCOFFS] I've never felt so solid in all my life. 784 00:39:42,521 --> 00:39:43,911 I'm a... 785 00:39:43,913 --> 00:39:46,768 I'm a goddamn royal flush. 786 00:39:46,771 --> 00:39:49,383 [STAMMERS] I'm white night. 787 00:39:49,385 --> 00:39:50,785 I'm... 788 00:39:50,787 --> 00:39:52,971 I'm the hero that she always thought I was. 789 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:55,860 I'm... I'm terrified, man. I don't know what I'm do... 790 00:39:55,863 --> 00:39:57,830 I don't know what I'm doing. 791 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,401 I don't even know how to talk to her. 792 00:39:59,404 --> 00:40:01,284 There, there, buddy. I got you. 793 00:40:01,287 --> 00:40:03,971 I know everything about Hailey. All her secret hopes, 794 00:40:03,974 --> 00:40:05,408 - her dreams... - Yeah, you know everything. 795 00:40:05,410 --> 00:40:07,377 You know everything! I don't know nothing! 796 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:08,736 [STAMMERS] 797 00:40:08,738 --> 00:40:10,846 [WHISPERS] I don't know nothing about being a dad. 798 00:40:10,849 --> 00:40:13,574 You're just gonna do what comes naturally. 799 00:40:13,576 --> 00:40:15,042 ? ? 800 00:40:15,044 --> 00:40:18,746 What come... What comes naturally. 801 00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:21,140 Dismemberment comes naturally to me! 802 00:40:21,143 --> 00:40:23,659 What are you doing? You're Hailey's little buddy. 803 00:40:23,662 --> 00:40:26,940 - Wh... go bother her. - But... well, about that. 804 00:40:26,943 --> 00:40:28,760 - See... - Oh, man. 805 00:40:28,763 --> 00:40:31,859 See, the thing about Imaginary Friends is, 806 00:40:31,861 --> 00:40:33,628 we're kind of supposed to help out the person 807 00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:36,697 who needs us the most. 808 00:40:36,699 --> 00:40:39,567 What? You... 809 00:40:39,569 --> 00:40:41,936 You... 810 00:40:41,938 --> 00:40:43,905 uh... 811 00:40:43,907 --> 00:40:46,908 Mm. Did... 812 00:40:46,910 --> 00:40:49,911 [STAMMERING] 813 00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:53,112 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 814 00:40:53,115 --> 00:40:55,016 - Here it comes. - [GAGS] 815 00:40:55,018 --> 00:40:57,552 - Yeah, it is. - Here comes the fun. 816 00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:59,409 - Oh, boy, here it comes. - Are you ready? 817 00:40:59,412 --> 00:41:01,228 [GAGS, VOMITS, COUGHS] 818 00:41:01,231 --> 00:41:04,165 I think someone needs a little shot of liquid courage. 819 00:41:04,168 --> 00:41:07,131 Maybe a bump of booger sugar. Right? 820 00:41:08,737 --> 00:41:11,606 ["BACK DOOR SANTA" BY CLARENCE CARTER] 821 00:41:11,609 --> 00:41:18,582 ? ? 822 00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:21,269 ? They call me Back Door Santa ? 823 00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:23,394 - ? I make my runs ? - [BUZZER SOUNDS] 824 00:41:23,396 --> 00:41:25,396 ? About the break of day ? 825 00:41:25,398 --> 00:41:27,998 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 826 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,168 ? They call me Back Door Santa ? 827 00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:35,306 ? I make my runs about the break of day ? 828 00:41:35,308 --> 00:41:37,341 ? Oh, ho, ho. ? 829 00:41:37,343 --> 00:41:40,244 ? I make all the little girls happy ? 830 00:41:40,246 --> 00:41:43,881 ? While the boys are out to play ? 831 00:41:43,883 --> 00:41:45,182 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 832 00:41:45,184 --> 00:41:48,185 [DARK MUSIC] 833 00:41:48,187 --> 00:41:54,191 ? ? 834 00:41:54,193 --> 00:41:56,327 Michelangelo. 835 00:41:56,329 --> 00:41:59,897 I was beginning to wonder if I'd ever see you again. 836 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:03,767 - Blue. - Mm-hmm. 837 00:42:03,769 --> 00:42:05,402 Now. 838 00:42:05,404 --> 00:42:09,807 Have you finally brought me that which is mine? 839 00:42:09,809 --> 00:42:16,847 ? ? 840 00:42:18,017 --> 00:42:21,018 [EXHALES] 841 00:42:29,695 --> 00:42:31,128 [GRUNTING] 842 00:42:31,145 --> 00:42:36,148 - [SCREAMS] - [BONES CRUNCHING] 843 00:42:38,838 --> 00:42:39,870 [FAINT SCREAMS] 844 00:42:39,873 --> 00:42:42,874 [GROANS] 845 00:42:46,710 --> 00:42:48,268 Mr. Scaramucci? 846 00:42:49,839 --> 00:42:51,272 You all right? 847 00:42:54,796 --> 00:42:59,655 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 848 00:42:59,658 --> 00:43:01,578 I'm hungry. 849 00:43:01,628 --> 00:43:06,178 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55260

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