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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:01,010 - Previously on "Happy!" 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,490 - Nick Sax. Hard to believe this 3 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:05,726 piece of shit used to be the best detective 4 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:07,690 in the whole department. 5 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,236 - Right now you're talking to the man who was hired 6 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,220 to kill the Scaramucci Brothers. 7 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:12,890 - Wait, wait, wait. 8 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,500 The Old Don in Sicily before he died, 9 00:00:14,530 --> 00:00:15,706 he gave... he gave me a password. 10 00:00:15,730 --> 00:00:17,230 It's priceless. 11 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:19,830 - Nick Sax has got his fat, grubby fingers 12 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:22,640 on my password. - You're a great source 13 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,910 of information. - Seems pretty clear that 14 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:27,470 whoever knows this password is as good as dead or worse. 15 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:29,710 - Smoothie? - I'm gonna set an example 16 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:31,610 with you. 17 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:32,810 - Come on. Snap out of it. 18 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:36,980 I'm... Happy! 19 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,990 The happy horse, horse, horse so full of fun 20 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,820 of course, of course. - You're not real. 21 00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:43,560 - Of course not. I'm Hailey's imaginary friend. 22 00:00:43,590 --> 00:00:46,030 The sweetest, most adorable little girl in the whole world. 23 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:48,600 But she's in real bad trouble, and you're the only one 24 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:51,730 that can help me save her. - Hailey! 25 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:53,730 - Oh, hey, Merry. Can I borrow your car? 26 00:00:53,770 --> 00:00:55,010 - I didn't wanna tell you, Nick. 27 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,840 Hailey is your daughter. 28 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,080 ? It came upon the midnight clear ? 29 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:09,850 ? That glorious song of old 30 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,890 ? From angels bending near the earth ? 31 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,920 - Come on, now. This is a network show. 32 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,790 - I told that ratchet, all right? 33 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:19,560 And I'm telling y'all motherers. 34 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:20,966 I ain't no mothering baby daddy! 35 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:24,030 - Suck my dick! - you! 36 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,900 It's not mine! - You know, I've been doing 37 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:28,030 this show 27 years. I've never heard that before. 38 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:29,900 - Ha ha, yeah. - Come on, Jerry! 39 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:32,540 Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! Man, look at that, 40 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,640 and then look at this. Look at this! 41 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,140 I would never hit that , man! 42 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,910 I would never hit that! - I'll hit that! 43 00:01:39,950 --> 00:01:42,980 - Oh, yeah! - Yo, yo! 44 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,820 - Come on, man. - Yo, that. 45 00:01:45,850 --> 00:01:48,660 that. That's your baby now. 46 00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:50,760 - This is your baby! Look at this! 47 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:52,630 Look at this! - That's not my baby! 48 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:54,330 - Yeah, look! Look at this! 49 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,006 - Get out of here, man. - Well, we're gonna find out 50 00:01:56,030 --> 00:01:58,930 who hit what and from what end, but first... 51 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:03,100 Here's another winner at life who claims the kid ain't his. 52 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:08,070 Give it up for Nick Sax. 53 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:10,640 - I got no idea why I'm even here. 54 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,810 Well, you're not really here. 55 00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:16,950 This is a metaphor. You've experienced a near death 56 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:18,890 bodily trauma. - Yeah. 57 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,790 - After hearing the best news any guy can ever hear. 58 00:02:21,820 --> 00:02:24,060 Let's give a nice hand to the new papa. 59 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,870 - Sorry to disappoint. I ain't nobody's daddy. 60 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,870 - How can you be so sure? You shooting blanks? 61 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:42,710 Which is pretty funny, considering your line of work. 62 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,920 - Look, any alleged incidents of erectile dysfunction... 63 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:51,620 that I am in no way admitting to... 64 00:02:51,650 --> 00:02:53,396 would be a fairly recent development from me, 65 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,920 and totally beside the point. I'm telling you 66 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,060 I don't belong here. The only thing I am 67 00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:01,930 a father to is a baseball-size colonic impasse that's getting 68 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,176 worse every minute of this conversation. 69 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,000 - Well, there's a lovely lady backstage in our green room 70 00:03:08,030 --> 00:03:10,070 who frankly has a different version of events. 71 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:24,080 You can't even bear to look at her, can you, Nick? 72 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:28,120 What are you running from? - Yeah! 73 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,740 - So, don't take this the wrong way, 74 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,740 but looks like someone needs a little... 75 00:03:46,770 --> 00:03:48,910 ...nap! 76 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:53,180 - All righty, now. I accept you. 77 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:55,720 You're not a hallucination. You're not my subconscious 78 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,120 trying to dry rape me for all my past sins. 79 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:00,820 You're real. - Imaginary friend. 80 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:06,930 Listen to me. I once saw a man high on PCP 81 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,900 rip off his own testicles in the middle of Times Square. 82 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:13,000 Do you know what I'm trying to say to you? 83 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:19,110 I'm saying I've seen some crazy shit. 84 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:22,210 So I accept it. You exist. 85 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,850 You're here. 86 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,050 There's probably a little girl somewhere out there 87 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,320 who needs her daddy real goddamned bad. 88 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:32,220 And you should go find him. 'Cause I ain't him. 89 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:36,960 - You are him, Nick. And she's yours. 90 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:38,260 My God. 91 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,960 Those teeth. 92 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,030 Those flared nostrils and beady eyes. 93 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:52,210 It's somehow endearing, and yet so, so horrible. 94 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,510 How do you even... 95 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:56,940 Nah, forget it. - Ahh! 96 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:36,780 - ? Joyful and triumphant 97 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:40,150 ? Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree ? 98 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:43,290 ? How lovely are your branches ? 99 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:47,030 ? Oh you're looking good you're smelling right ? 100 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:49,900 ? I give it to you every night ? 101 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:38,950 ? Don't look out the window and don't wait by the door ? 102 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:41,150 ? He'll be coming down the chimney ? 103 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:44,220 ? Like he always did before 104 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:47,150 ? When you hear his sleigh bells ? 105 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:49,860 ? Don't look front or back 106 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:52,160 ? He'll be coming down the chimney ? 107 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:55,200 ? With a sack upon his back 108 00:06:55,230 --> 00:07:00,170 ? If you wrote your letter to Santa and you're good ? 109 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,170 ? You'll find your stockings all filled up ? 110 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,370 ? With the things you hoped you would ? 111 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:11,340 ? So don't look out the window and don't wait by the door ? 112 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:14,380 ? He'll be coming down the chimney ? 113 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:17,120 ? Yes by gosh by Jiminy 114 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:20,320 - Hello? Anybody there? 115 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:28,330 - I'm here. 116 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,330 - Hi. 117 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,470 Do you know where we are? 118 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,200 - No. 119 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,670 Who are you? - Hailey Hansen. 120 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,440 What's your name? 121 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:45,380 Are you there? 122 00:07:45,410 --> 00:07:50,450 - Yeah. - Has he hurt you? 123 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,220 - He doesn't like us talking. He thinks we're gonna 124 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:58,220 do something bad. Like try to run away. 125 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:02,030 He doesn't want us to go back to our parents. 126 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:04,400 - What does he want? 127 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:07,700 - He wants us to stay little kids. 128 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:11,470 He wants us to stay little kids forever. 129 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,010 - Mrs. Jablonski. 130 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:18,010 It's me, Sax. Is that cooking spray? 131 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:22,080 - Oh, Dr. Sax. 132 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,320 Oh, and no ring. 133 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:27,190 I'm gonna introduce you to my granddaughter. 134 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:28,550 - Thrilled. 135 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:31,390 - You can't be too careful, Doctor. 136 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:34,030 This used to be a nice neighborhood, 137 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:38,000 before all them, you know. - Bad hombres. 138 00:08:38,030 --> 00:08:40,170 - Skulking around. - Yeah. 139 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,240 - I heard them climbing the fire escape earlier. 140 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,040 - Fire escape. 141 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,080 Honey, I'm home. 142 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:55,150 Surprise! Hey, boys! 143 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:57,480 What the hell? No balloons, no hookers? 144 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,090 Come on. What kind of going away party 145 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,560 is this? 146 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:08,360 I wanna thank you guys for not tossing my apartment. 147 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:11,230 Wait, did you? 148 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,500 - Jesus, Frank. 149 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:15,770 - Ow. 150 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,370 - Look at his balls. - Swinging like a watch. 151 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:22,180 I mean, they are hypnotic. 152 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:24,240 - Yeah. In video games, 153 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:28,580 it's what they call... Respawning. 154 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:31,250 - This isn't a game, Sax. - Eh, I just gotta pick up 155 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,320 a few essentials from the trusty old go-bag. 156 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:38,120 So I can vamanos my burly white ass on out of here. 157 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,390 Ah. Huh. 158 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,030 That's a good one. 159 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:54,440 And with that, I bid you bye-bye. 160 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,586 Help yourselves to the fridge. I got ten-day-old Chinese 161 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:58,210 in there, but with the MSG, 162 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,150 I think you guys will be all right. 163 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:02,650 I would offer you booze, but I wasn't expecting company. 164 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:07,390 Oh, do make sure to extend my season greetings to Blue. 165 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:10,320 - You seem confused, Sax. 166 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,590 - I seem to think you assholes didn't get the memo. 167 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:15,160 The one where Blue wants me alive. 168 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,830 The password. - Oh. 169 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:21,070 - Oh, yeah, right. So... 170 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,070 - Yeah, we don't work for Blue. 171 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,570 - Huh? - We're with Fresh Ken. 172 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,270 Ninth Street. - Since when? 173 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,570 - Tuesday. - Why? 174 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:29,310 - More money. - I understand that. 175 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:31,210 - Mmm. - Fresh Ken. 176 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,086 - Anyway, this... this password that you talk about. 177 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,580 - Yeah? - It's actually why 178 00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:37,120 we're all here. See nobody knows what it's for. 179 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:38,656 Word on the street is, Blue gets his hands 180 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,320 on that password, he becomes untouchable. 181 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,390 Unstoppable. - Word on the street? 182 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,306 - It's like some Ark of the Covenant shit for hoods. 183 00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:47,190 He'd wipe us all out like polio. 184 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,506 - And I'm the only one who... - Knows the password. 185 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:49,876 - Which is why... - You gotta get dead. 186 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,330 Well, ain't this a sticky wicket. 187 00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:10,550 He's going down the fire escape! 188 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,420 Bad hombres. 189 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,230 Ah, peanuts. 190 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,530 - Nick, there comes a time 191 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,330 when you just gotta face reality. 192 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,476 - Fuck you! Get the fucking fuck 193 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,540 away from me. - Oh! 194 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:04,270 Swear jar! Swear jar! 195 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,740 When dirty words come out too far! 196 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:08,670 That'll be 25 cents, please. 197 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:19,420 Oh, crackers and jam, Nick! Now we're flat broke! 198 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:21,190 - That's right. Money. 199 00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:24,420 We need guns and money. 200 00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:27,560 And I knows just the guy. 201 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:31,730 - Great, so we'll just, uh, run there, I guess. 202 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:38,940 - This your car? 203 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:56,990 - James Joyce called cheese the corpse of milk. 204 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,260 - I never listened to folk music. 205 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:07,000 You're more of a yellow slices wrapped in plastic girl. 206 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:09,670 Kraft American. 207 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:13,610 - Just get to the point. You want Sax. 208 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:19,610 - We need to learn to take our time with things. 209 00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:21,850 This wine, for instance... 210 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,650 Mmm. 211 00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:28,620 Began as a grape. 212 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,330 A sweet thing. Yes. 213 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:42,670 But also an immature thing. To reach its full potential, 214 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,640 the grape is subjected to pressure. 215 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:49,680 Squashed to a pulp. 216 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:52,950 Reduced to its essence. 217 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,580 Sealed in darkness. 218 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:59,620 And there it waits. Compelled by the hands of time 219 00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:02,290 to become a finer thing. - I get it, Blue. 220 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,960 I'm the grape. - No, no, no. 221 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,960 You don't get it. 222 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,690 I'm the grape. 223 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,970 I'm the goddamn grape! 224 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,370 When I was a boy... hmm... 225 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,570 The Don swore to me on the souls of his ancestors 226 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,680 that I would get what's mine. If I was patient. 227 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:29,620 Now, I didn't understand then. But I do now. 228 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:33,950 I wasn't ready. But now I am. 229 00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:37,420 And I want what I'm due. - And what's that? 230 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,730 - Everything. 231 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,000 This is my time to step to the fore, 232 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:45,600 to take my place as leader of the family. 233 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:51,340 And you're in my way, Meredith. 234 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:55,110 I get it. Life has been complicated. 235 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:59,410 Father gunned down in the line of duty. 236 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,420 Your mother... bright, beautiful, talented... 237 00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:05,820 She loses her mind. 238 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:10,860 You, the candy striper. No man in your life. 239 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:13,630 The only man you ever loved, well, 240 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:16,630 you broke up his marriage. Wrecked his career. 241 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:17,906 - Your script needs a little work. 242 00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:20,000 And now he's back. 243 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:25,470 And you let him go. You gave him your car. 244 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,440 Mmm. I'm glad you did. 245 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,780 I am. You gained his trust 246 00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:34,680 all over again. Use that trust. 247 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:36,950 Find him. Bring him in. 248 00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:39,650 Alive and articulate. 249 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,990 That's very important, Meredith. 250 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,060 - How important? 251 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,000 What did you have in mind? 252 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:02,480 - I bring you Sax, and we're even. 253 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,040 I'm out from under you. Bill paid in full. 254 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,880 Me and Ma. 255 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,150 - Deal. - Deal. 256 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,490 - What, you wanna fucking spit on it? 257 00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:24,760 One thing. I know how hard it can be 258 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,430 to get help on short notice. So I've dispatched 259 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,970 a qualified professional to attend to your mother's 260 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,740 every need till you do what needs to be done. 261 00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:36,810 - What? 262 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,080 - Run along, Meredith. 263 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,050 - I can't wait to see the look on his face 264 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:49,960 when you say, "Hey, you!" "Who, me?" 265 00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:54,090 "Yeah, you. That's my kid you got there." 266 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,930 "Says who?" "Says me." 267 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,830 "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." 268 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,970 And then you give him the old one-two. 269 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,900 And he runs away screaming to mommy like a stupid baby. 270 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,740 - My goodness. - What, what is it? 271 00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,580 - Shh! Do you hear that? 272 00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,480 It's Hailey. - Wh... What? 273 00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:12,980 - Yeah! - Where? 274 00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:15,480 - In there! Yeah! 275 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,050 A little further! "Happy!" 276 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,580 You hear that? A little further! 277 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,550 I ain't nobody's daddy. 278 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:51,520 - Well, I'll be dipped in cat shit. 279 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:54,090 - Le Dick. Boys. 280 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,190 - I mean, seriously, Nicky. How many years? 281 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,520 Le Dic. - It's French, yeah, yeah. 282 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,206 I know, I've heard before. Why don't we just skip 283 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,866 all the pleasantries? I'm sure you boys wanna 284 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:04,000 get back to your little game here. 285 00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:07,300 I need cash, Le Dic. And weapons. 286 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:09,800 - Aww, shit, Nicky. All you gotta do is ask. 287 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,170 How much cash and firearms? 288 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,810 Just tell me the type and quantity. 289 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,810 Be specific. - Go with, uh, 10Gs. 290 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,580 No, 20. And, uh, guns. 291 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,880 You know how I roll. Uh, small cal... 292 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,880 Sig, Kel-Tek. And cannon. 293 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,550 Desert Eagle. You know, something that'll 294 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,956 just punch a hole right through the center. 295 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,550 - I ain't giving you any money or guns, 296 00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:28,126 you pole-smoking broke-ass piece of shit. 297 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,296 - Whoa, calm down. Calm down, all right. 298 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,160 I admit it. I owe you. 299 00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:32,936 But you... hey, let's not forget that you owe me. 300 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,236 - You come into my place... - You know what... 301 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,576 - Sit at my table... - You owe me. 302 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,560 I haven't seen you in, what? 303 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,006 Six months ago since that shit went sideways in Bushwick. 304 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,570 - That was not all my fault. 305 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,170 - That was bad. - It wasn't that bad. 306 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,040 - Very awkward. - Well, it doesn't matter. 307 00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:45,316 - "Gimme this, gimme that. I need cash, Le Dic! 308 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:47,640 I need guns!" 309 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:51,040 Oh, shit! Two pair! 310 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,980 Pass the marmalade, girls. 311 00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:57,920 You want something from me? You sit for a while. 312 00:18:57,950 --> 00:19:00,096 - Obviously I'm not imparting the proper sense of urgency 313 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,250 as to my situation. I'm getting my ass outta town, 314 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:04,290 and I'm not talking about tomorrow, now. 315 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,690 I appreciate the hospitality. But I'm gonna take a raincheck. 316 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,190 - Bullshit. You'll get cards 317 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,930 in front of you, you'll play. 318 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:11,900 - Damn it, Le Dick. If I had the money 319 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,330 for the buy in, 320 00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:15,030 I wouldn't be here with my hat in my hand. 321 00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:50,670 18 carat gold. 322 00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,670 - "To my darling Nicholas forever." 323 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,240 - You don't have to read it out loud. 324 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,310 - Oh, shit, Sax. I just get nauseous 325 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,280 thinking about how this is gonna go. 326 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,156 - So stick your fingers down your throat, and let's play. 327 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,090 Who the hell bets a wedding band on a pair of kings? 328 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,730 I'll tell you who. Nick Sax. 329 00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:31,200 - What's your favorite part of Christmas? 330 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:38,380 - Sitting on Santa's lap. - I used to like that. 331 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:42,410 - Used to? - He took me away from my mom. 332 00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:45,750 I miss her. 333 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:49,520 - I miss my dad. - We're going to get home. 334 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:55,090 - How? - I sent my friend to get help. 335 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,500 - ? Blackness everywhere 336 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:07,140 - How's black Christmas coming for you, Pencil Dick? 337 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:10,480 Bet your kids are pissed, huh? Another year without presents. 338 00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:12,240 They get presents. 339 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,380 Culturally significant homemade presents. 340 00:22:15,410 --> 00:22:16,880 - What kind of Christmas is that? 341 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,550 Christmas is about Christmas lights, 342 00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:20,820 Christmas trees, Christmas presents, 343 00:22:20,850 --> 00:22:22,220 buying shit. - Christ on a cross, 344 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:24,120 just play the game. 345 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,060 - Fourth street. I'm guessing that card 346 00:22:26,090 --> 00:22:28,130 hit everybody but Sax. 347 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,806 - You know how long it took me to find a Wishee? 348 00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:30,876 It sold out for three months. 349 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,430 - How much did you pay 350 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,330 for that mass-marketed corporate product? 351 00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:36,840 I mean, look at it. It's like a pink perv-a-saurus. 352 00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:40,340 - Used to be booze and bitches. Now it's diapers and daycare. 353 00:22:40,370 --> 00:22:43,180 You're lucky, Sax. No nine-to-five. 354 00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:46,080 No more nagging wife. No screaming little kid 355 00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:49,820 relying on you to bring home the, uh, the Wishee. 356 00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:52,080 You're free. - Yeah. 357 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,350 Free as a bird. Living the high life. 358 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,896 Start the day off with a bottle of Jack, 359 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,360 ending it popping a couple of 'ludes 360 00:22:57,390 --> 00:22:59,360 just to keep the dreams away. 361 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:01,890 In between... 362 00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:03,860 I don't remember a goddamn thing. 363 00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:09,130 - You're gonna remember this, Sax. 364 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:13,140 - Goddamn deck hates me. - Everyone hates you, Nick. 365 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:27,890 - So, did you find her? - Find who? 366 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,260 - You need to get your eyes checked, Nick. 367 00:23:30,290 --> 00:23:33,260 - Check. - Where are your balls, Sax? 368 00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:35,860 Oh, right. I took them on the last pot. 369 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:38,130 - Oh, I hate when they take the balls away. 370 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,536 - I'm trying to focus here. Get lost. 371 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,570 - Ugh, grown-up games. 372 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,910 - Queen of Hearts. She's pretty. 373 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:49,270 - What'd you just say? 374 00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:52,410 - I said she's pretty. She has a gold crown, 375 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,380 and lipstick. 376 00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:05,220 - Fold. - Where you going, Sax? 377 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:07,290 - Crapper. You wanna wipe me? 378 00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:09,460 - Dude's losing what little he had left. 379 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,360 And I'm not talking about the chips. 380 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,900 - Everyone stay cool. We keep him here 381 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,500 as long as Blue says. 382 00:24:22,510 --> 00:24:25,440 - The way you're smiling is like someone who doesn't 383 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,010 know what smiles are for. 384 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,950 - Those cards. The lady. 385 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:31,680 The pretty lady with the gold crown and the lipstick. 386 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,420 You can see them. - They're not invisible, Nick. 387 00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:37,960 - No, but you are. Oh, my goodness. 388 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:40,390 I have this crazy idea. Do you wanna go get Hailey? 389 00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:42,260 You bet I do! 390 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:44,260 More than a double scoop of coffee ice cream! 391 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:47,030 - Then you're gonna help me win to get money and guns 392 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,470 so we can go get her. 393 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:54,370 - Our teacher Miss Palm says it's better to lose honestly 394 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,510 than to win by cheating. - Fuck Miss... 395 00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:03,620 Wouldn't Miss Palm want you to help me get guns and money 396 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:05,620 so we could go get Hailey? 397 00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:09,220 - Uh, she'd probably send us to the Thinking Corner 398 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:12,060 to come up with a creative solution to our problems. 399 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:13,360 - You're right. 400 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,960 Just... 401 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,370 I just... 402 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,430 - Just what? - Ah, just a crazy idea. 403 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,640 I just thought we could be a team. 404 00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:25,640 You know? 405 00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:30,040 Partners. 406 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,980 Butch and Sundance. Gin and tonic. 407 00:25:33,010 --> 00:25:35,650 Mickey and Mallory. - You mean Mickey and Pluto? 408 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,680 - PB and motherfucking J. 409 00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:46,560 But... Well... 410 00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:48,390 Guess you don't wanna be my partner. 411 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:13,390 - Bam! 412 00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:16,236 - I'm on a winning streak, boys. 413 00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:18,760 Oh, yeah. 414 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,170 ? Christmas tree is coming soon ? 415 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,100 - Hmm. 416 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,040 Our monkey bread is done. 417 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:42,150 - Mom, are you okay? Did he do anything to you? 418 00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:44,450 - He's making me beautiful again. 419 00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:48,820 - I love hearing you sing. - I'm so excited. 420 00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:52,090 Geraldine Ferraro's gonna be our first female President. 421 00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:54,090 Hmm. 422 00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:58,230 - Oh, I wish I could have what you're having. 423 00:26:59,830 --> 00:27:02,300 I'll be right back. 424 00:27:06,610 --> 00:27:08,470 This isn't happening. 425 00:27:08,510 --> 00:27:11,180 Get the fuck out of my house. 426 00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:14,350 Am I being unclear, freak? 427 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,280 - Oh, no, no. Cops and robbers, go on. 428 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,080 This is fantastic. I love this game. 429 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,390 The only problem is... I'm sorry... 430 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:24,520 but the smell of your vagina is incredibly distracting 431 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,190 in a small space. 432 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,460 She really is intoxicating. 433 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,300 Your mother. 434 00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:34,470 Lovely voice. Real talented. 435 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,870 - Don't you talk about her. 436 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:40,140 - I bet... and I probably shouldn't be saying this, 437 00:27:40,170 --> 00:27:43,140 because it was a time before people became stars 438 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,240 from sex tapes, but I think she could have 439 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,310 been really big. 440 00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:52,850 If not for her awkward little daughter. 441 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,520 Playing with guns when the other girls 442 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:59,460 were playing with boys. She threw it all away 443 00:27:59,490 --> 00:28:03,130 to raise a flat-chested little brat. 444 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,630 And this is what she gets. 445 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:08,230 It took me hours 446 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:11,200 to get the mats out of her hair. 447 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,340 When was the last time you brushed her? 448 00:28:14,370 --> 00:28:19,140 - I will shoot you in the head. - Mmm. 449 00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:21,280 Oh, you think I won't? 450 00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:23,280 - I clean up her shit three times a day. 451 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,320 I have no problems cleaning your brains up 452 00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:28,290 off this ceiling. 453 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,590 Now you listen to me closely. 454 00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:36,160 The sooner you do what you agreed to do, 455 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,500 the sooner I can get out of this piss-smelling 456 00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:40,430 geriatric nightmare. 457 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:46,410 Your ex-fucker has resurfaced. 458 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,170 You are going to bring him in. 459 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,550 And I am gonna get what Blue wants from him. 460 00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:01,590 - Like you did last time? 461 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,530 Mmm. I have to get back 462 00:29:15,570 --> 00:29:17,200 to the makeover. 463 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,910 Jessica! Time for the mask to come off. 464 00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:22,640 - Will you look at that? 465 00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:25,280 - Winner, winner, chicken dinner! 466 00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:28,380 Some heater you're on, Nicky. 467 00:29:28,410 --> 00:29:30,980 - Yeah, you know what they say. 468 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:34,250 Even a clock gets a broken face twice a day. 469 00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:36,360 That is a thing, right? - You've never been lucky. 470 00:29:36,390 --> 00:29:38,520 Not your whole life. The hell angle you running? 471 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,390 - Well, if you promise to keep a secret... 472 00:29:42,390 --> 00:29:45,260 I got a little blue horse that's on the top of your hat 473 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,930 with wings telling me your hand. 474 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,570 - Two and a five. Not even the same color. 475 00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:56,010 This hand stinks worse than that coat you're wearing, Nick. 476 00:30:06,590 --> 00:30:08,990 Come on, Le Dick. 477 00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:11,990 You trying to bluff me? 478 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,646 - Well, it's been a pleasure, ladies. 479 00:30:26,670 --> 00:30:28,640 - Sit down. 480 00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:30,356 You are not going anywhere. - I got appointments to keep. 481 00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:31,980 People to see. And besides, 482 00:30:32,010 --> 00:30:33,550 I got all the cash that I need. 483 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:36,520 But I will need that band right there. 484 00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:39,550 And I'm happy to pay you your own money for it. 485 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:44,390 - Wow. 486 00:30:48,730 --> 00:30:49,850 - You're not going anywhere. 487 00:30:50,830 --> 00:30:53,770 Not till you and Blue figure your shit out. 488 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,340 - Well, well, well. The plot sickens. 489 00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:03,070 - Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate 490 00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:05,080 with you bouncing off the ceiling? 491 00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:06,980 - It's like kissing God! It's like kissing God! 492 00:31:08,850 --> 00:31:10,326 I'm everything and nothing! I'm everything and nothing! 493 00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:16,320 Sucks on that like he knows what he's doing. 494 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,020 - You didn't think we kept you around here 495 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:21,430 all this time because you're so fun to be around, 496 00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:23,500 did you? - Oh. 497 00:31:23,530 --> 00:31:25,700 Sad face emoji. 498 00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:27,530 I expected more from you, Le Dick. 499 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:30,670 I thought we were friends. - No. 500 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:33,340 No friends here, Sax. Only got one ass, 501 00:31:33,370 --> 00:31:35,710 and Blue is all the way up it. - What? No. Come on, Nick. 502 00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:38,440 Let's... Let's play some more. Let's clean these donkeys out. 503 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,510 - Game's over, pal. - Afraid so. 504 00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:42,010 - What do you mean, over? 505 00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:43,650 Look at all this cold, hard lettuce. 506 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,080 We hit the jackpot. - My God. 507 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,590 Look at yourself. What would Miss Palm say? 508 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,636 - Do you even know where you are right now? 509 00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:57,130 - Hmm. Eh. 510 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,370 But I do have a confession for you, boys. 511 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,400 I did cheat. - I knew it. 512 00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:05,070 - You are the worst poker player ever, Sax. 513 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,140 - I don't deny it. 514 00:32:07,170 --> 00:32:09,046 I mean, I think we all know that there's only one thing 515 00:32:09,070 --> 00:32:11,110 I've ever been any good at. 516 00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:21,520 Merry Christmas. 517 00:32:21,550 --> 00:32:23,720 Mousy! 518 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,690 - Like you said, Nicky. We're friends, right? 519 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,660 Take the money. Take the guns. 520 00:32:58,690 --> 00:33:02,630 Consider yourself debt free! 521 00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:05,660 - Well, I'm taking the money. And the guns. 522 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:09,200 And your shitty car. 523 00:33:09,230 --> 00:33:10,900 - There. Here. 524 00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:21,850 Aren't we forgetting something? 525 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,180 Oh, yeah. The, uh... 526 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:26,950 On your, uh... Yeah. 527 00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:40,670 - Don't worry, Frenchie. 528 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:41,670 I'll help you with that. 529 00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:55,750 - Welcome back down. 530 00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:57,650 Where are we going? 531 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,950 This way. - Oh. 532 00:34:01,990 --> 00:34:03,790 The city's back that way. 533 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,490 Hailey's back that way. 534 00:34:09,530 --> 00:34:12,230 You... You said we were partners. PB and J. 535 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:13,530 We had a deal. 536 00:34:14,770 --> 00:34:17,640 - Never shook on it. 537 00:34:17,670 --> 00:34:19,500 I'm grabbing pancakes, and then I'm driving 538 00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:22,910 ever westward. Stay, go. 539 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:25,640 Entirely up to you. 540 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,880 - He's the strongest man in the world. 541 00:34:27,910 --> 00:34:30,650 And fast. He'll catch you. 542 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,950 If you're hiding, he knows where to find you. 543 00:34:34,850 --> 00:34:37,620 - Wow. - My dad's coming. 544 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:40,260 He's a hero. He's gonna find Santa, 545 00:34:40,290 --> 00:34:42,790 and he's gonna put him in jail forever. 546 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:45,230 - What is Santa finds your daddy first? 547 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,910 - Just run an APB. 548 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:56,940 And if he surfaces, you come to me first. 549 00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:58,556 - I wanna see McCarthy. - Ma'am, I'm not gonna 550 00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:00,610 tell you again. - It's all right. 551 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:07,550 - I need your help. 552 00:35:07,590 --> 00:35:09,720 - Okay. How can I help you? 553 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:13,060 - Someone kidnapped my daughter. 554 00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:15,060 - I'm sorry to hear that. 555 00:35:15,090 --> 00:35:17,860 But this is Homicide. 556 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:21,600 I'm Homicide. - I know. 557 00:35:21,630 --> 00:35:23,700 I need to find Nick. 558 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,300 - I haven't seen Nick in ten years. 559 00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:28,570 Wouldn't even begin to know where to look. 560 00:35:28,610 --> 00:35:31,580 - Someone took Hailey. And nobody in this place 561 00:35:31,610 --> 00:35:34,010 wants to do anything about it. 562 00:35:34,050 --> 00:35:35,610 You owe me. 563 00:35:42,650 --> 00:35:45,760 - I'll introduce you to a wonderful detective 564 00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:47,706 in Missing Persons and they'll be able to help you. 565 00:35:47,730 --> 00:35:50,360 But to be clear... 566 00:35:50,390 --> 00:35:52,100 I don't owe you anything at all. 567 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:15,950 - Hailey Bailey! You almost done with your... 568 00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:18,620 No. 569 00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:22,160 - That's all she knows. One picture. 570 00:36:22,190 --> 00:36:25,160 And from it, she... she made up a hero. 571 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,100 But you're no hero, are you, Nick? 572 00:36:29,130 --> 00:36:30,640 - What I've been trying to tell you. 573 00:36:30,670 --> 00:36:32,170 - Look me in the eyes. 574 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,970 - Come on, man. Put those back on. 575 00:36:35,010 --> 00:36:36,210 - No. 576 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,010 If only Hailey knew. 577 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,380 You're more imaginary than I'll ever be. 578 00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:44,920 - Ooh, nasty. Wow, that stings. 579 00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:46,050 You really hurt me there. 580 00:36:50,390 --> 00:36:52,320 Look, you know, it's real easy to judge a guy 581 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,060 when bullets can't hurt you. 582 00:36:54,090 --> 00:36:55,660 Those assholes who were coming for me... 583 00:36:55,690 --> 00:36:56,976 I don't know if you can understand this, 584 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,200 but they're playing for keeps. 585 00:36:58,230 --> 00:37:01,270 - I can die. Just like you. 586 00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:04,200 - How can you die? You're imaginary. 587 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:08,140 - I die if she dies. 588 00:37:08,170 --> 00:37:10,370 I saw what you did to all those bad guys, Nick. 589 00:37:10,410 --> 00:37:12,340 If you can do that, you can save Hailey. 590 00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,680 You can! But y... 591 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:16,310 You won't! 592 00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:18,096 Because you're not running from the bad guys. 593 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,320 You're running from her! Because that's the kind 594 00:37:20,350 --> 00:37:23,050 of guy you are! When I left Hailey, 595 00:37:23,090 --> 00:37:25,020 I was good! Like her! 596 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:27,730 Now I've cheated, I've lied, 597 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,060 I... I've snorted narcotics. A lot of narcotics. 598 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,400 - Listen, unicorn... 599 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:37,240 Listen, unicorn. 600 00:37:37,270 --> 00:37:40,340 This is not the imaginary world. 601 00:37:40,370 --> 00:37:42,710 This is the real world. 602 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,340 And it's messy. And people do a lot of things 603 00:37:45,380 --> 00:37:46,810 that they're not very proud of. 604 00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:50,410 Ordering this breakfast, for one. 605 00:37:50,450 --> 00:37:53,080 But I'm gonna soldier through. 606 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,790 And when I'm done, I am gonna get into 607 00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:56,760 that hideous automobile in front, 608 00:37:56,790 --> 00:37:59,120 and I'm gonna punch my ticket out of here. 609 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,030 Leaving this cold, filthy city and everything in it 610 00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:05,030 in my rearview mirror. 611 00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:07,430 Ever westward, baby. 612 00:38:07,470 --> 00:38:09,430 And I ain't stopping until I see that sun drop 613 00:38:09,470 --> 00:38:11,340 into the water. 614 00:38:11,370 --> 00:38:14,270 - In a city of seven million, 615 00:38:14,310 --> 00:38:17,140 why'd it have to be you? 616 00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:19,480 - It ain't me. - Keep saying it. 617 00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:22,350 Keep saying it and someday you might believe it. 618 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:26,220 That picture of you that Hailey saw was real. 619 00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:28,420 You were a hero once! I... I guess that's why 620 00:38:28,450 --> 00:38:30,190 you hate yourself. 621 00:38:32,490 --> 00:38:36,090 And it's a 20% tip always, no matter the service. 622 00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:37,330 Nick, they live on tips. 623 00:38:48,570 --> 00:38:50,370 - Come on, Nick. Everyone in our audience 624 00:38:50,410 --> 00:38:52,780 seems to be ahead of you on this one. 625 00:38:52,810 --> 00:38:57,320 You know in your heart she's yours, don't you, Nick? 626 00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:04,266 - I didn't even know you were still on the air. 627 00:39:08,090 --> 00:39:10,360 - If you run away, Nick, you're never gonna stop. 628 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,400 And eventually, you're gonna die 629 00:39:12,430 --> 00:39:16,800 miserable and alone and filled with regret. 630 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,340 You do still process regret, don't you, Nick? 631 00:39:19,370 --> 00:39:22,810 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 632 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,210 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 633 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:41,360 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 634 00:40:52,460 --> 00:40:53,970 - Get in. 635 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,300 - I'm not going ever westward, Nick. 636 00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:59,500 - Neither am I. 637 00:41:03,270 --> 00:41:04,310 Come on. 638 00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:07,180 Let's go find this kid. 639 00:41:07,210 --> 00:41:08,510 - Yeah! 640 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,490 Partners? - Don't push it. 641 00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:24,330 ? Comin' down the mountain 642 00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:31,270 ? One of many children 643 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,040 ? Everybody has... 644 00:41:37,192 --> 00:41:38,414 .srt Extracted, Synced & Corrected by Dan4Jem, AD.XII.MMXVII 645 00:41:38,464 --> 00:41:43,014 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47570

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