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Happily Divorced is shot
before a live audience
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and based on my real life.
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Darling, I brought home
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a couple of
mother-of-the-bride dresses.
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What do you think
of this one?
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Ma, you can't wear white
to my wedding.
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Oh, and you can?
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Look, ma, I've been
going over the list
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for my bachelorette party,
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and I see you put Marilyn
on it.
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- She can't come.
- Why not?
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Because Judi invited
a sexpert
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who's gonna teach us
how to perform, you know, a...
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- Oh, you're having an expert.
- Uh-huh.
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Well, according to
Mr. Schwartzman in 3-B,
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Marilyn could teach her
a thing or two.
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I thought
Schwartzman died.
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With a smile on his face.
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- Hello!
- Quick, hide the invitations!
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Hi.
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Listen, about
your bachelorette party,
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I may have a conflict.
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Oh, no.
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Go to that one.
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I just want to make sure
it's not on the same date
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as my daughter Kiki's.
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Frannie!
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Can you believe
I'm getting married?
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Oh, my God!
Kiki, I'm so happy for you!
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Tell me everything!
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What's going on?
Someone win the lottery?
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Yeah, me!
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My 47-year-old
childless daughter
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landed a man who owns
12 appliance stores!
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Oh, Kiki,
let's go out tonight.
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We'll celebrate.
I'll call Petey and Judi.
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Let's go to
that Italian joint I love,
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with the singing waiters.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Oy, that's all I need...
You two hanging out again.
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You used to get her
in so much trouble.
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Cutting school, cheating,
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pretending you have
your period
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to get out of gym class.
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- Francine!
- Ma, you taught me that.
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Fran's not a bad influence
on me, ma.
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Remember that time you almost
got my daughter arrested
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for that pot cigarette?
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Luckily,
your mother's big mouth
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convinced that officer
to let you off the hook.
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I can be very persuasive.
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What?
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[Upbeat music]
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She was certain that
he was her one and only
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But their union always seemed
a little forced
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She got married anyway
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Turns out that he was gay
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They're still in love
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But now she's
Happily Divorced
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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All:
When the moon
hits your eye
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Like a big pizza pie
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That's amore
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When the stars
make you drool
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Just like pasta fazool
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That's amore
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When you walk
in a dream
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But you know
you're not dreamin'
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Signore
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Kiki and Carmine:
'scusami
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But you see,
back in old napoli
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All:
that's amore
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[Cheers and applause]
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Madonna Mia, you got
a voice like an angel.
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Oh, thank you.
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Not you.
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You know, Kiki,
you make my night
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every time
you come in here.
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We make beautiful music
together.
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I wish you could visit
California more often.
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[Laughs]
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Well, your wish
is coming true, Carmine.
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I'm moving here.
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You better not be
teasing me.
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So, you're moving here.
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Peter Lovett,
realtor to the stars
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and those who want to live
like one.
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Peter, don't be obnoxious.
Who's doing your flowers?
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[Laughter]
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It's so nice
being with you guys.
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And I gotta tell you
something, Peter.
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You look amazing!
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You're all buff,
your hair's all style-y.
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What's gotten into you?
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Oh, yeah.
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I want to make a toast
to the brides.
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I am so happy
for the two of you.
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And even though I have not
met anybody, do not feel bad
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about talking about
your wedding in front of me,
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'cause I'm totally fine.
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[Laughter]
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Fran,
where's your reception?
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Oh, hell, you ain't gotta
throw it in my damn face.
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[Cell phone chimes]
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[Laughs]
Yeah.
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- What? What?
- Oh, no.
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Elliot just sent me a picture
for my eyes only.
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Oh, Kiki, I almost made the
biggest mistake of my life.
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I was seeing this other guy,
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and everybody at the time
thought... Peter... he was perfect,
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but there was no passion.
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But with Elliot,
mmm-mmm!
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My Richie would never
do that.
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He's kind of shy
and old-fashioned.
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You ended up
with a shy guy?
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Aren't you the one that was
hanging out on my sunroof,
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topless, driving down
queens boulevard,
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singing girls justwant to have fun?
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That was me.
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Where's your wild side?
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If anyone could pull a guy
out of his shell, it's you.
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If you want passion...
And trust me, you do... go for it!
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Frannie, you're so smart
when it comes to men.
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Well, you know what they say.
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Those who marry gay, teach.
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The next bottle's on me.
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Carmine!
Oh, he don't hear me.
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I'll go tell him.
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How the hell did she
end up with a guy
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that owns
12 appliance stores?
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The last guy I dated
didn't even own a toaster.
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Oh, Judi, I could help you,
but you don't listen to me.
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Kiki hangs on every word
I say,
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all those pearls of wisdom
I give her.
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Trust me, after what I
just told her tonight,
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she's gonna be all over
her fiance.
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Or the waiter.
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Ow.
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How much chianti
did we drink?
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Shh! Peter, your voice
is killing me.
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Now you know how the rest
of the world feels, sober.
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Good morning, miss Fran.
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I thought you might be able
to use some strong coffee.
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Oh, how did you know?
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Oh, well,
you drunk-dialed me last night
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and told me that you loved me
like family
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and that you couldn't
get along without me.
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I'm not even gonna tell you
what you said.
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This is new.
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You know,
not for nothing,
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but I think
it's pretty tacky,
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making out with a waiter
at a restaurant.
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Oh, my God.
What else did I do?
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- Not you. Kiki.
- Oh, right.
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Then she comes back to
the table like nothing happened,
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but meanwhile, her lipstick's
up here somewhere.
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Oh, Carmine.
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Ow.
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God.
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I got such dry mouth.
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Yeah, that's 'cause
you got no saliva left.
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Oh, yeah.
I was kissing Carmine.
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Oh, no.
That's not good.
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No, it's not, Kiki.
What are you doing?
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You're engaged
to be married.
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Well, you told me
to go for it!
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With your fiance!
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Frannie,
what am I gonna do?
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Well, look, you're just
gonna forget about it.
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It was one stupid kiss.
It meant nothing.
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Today is a new day.
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No one needs to know
what happened last night.
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How ya doin'?
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Maybe we should get him
on the same page?
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Okay,
so, you slept with him.
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It's just
a little escalation.
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People do crazy things
when they're drunk.
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Last year,
Peter and I in Vegas,
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we got so hammered,
we slept together.
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I thought he was
Ryan Gosling.
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I thought she was too.
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Well, I gotta go.
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It's, uh, time
for the walk of shame.
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Carmine, um...
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Thanks for a lovely evening.
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Well, I hope everything
was to your liking
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and you come back again
soon.
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Friends?
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Absolutely.
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Friends!
Just friends!
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Carmine!
Kiki!
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Go! Have a good day!
Good-bye.
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I am sensing
that we've got a problem here.
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I think I love him.
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That's a bigger problem
than I sensed.
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Kiki, what is going on here?
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I don't know.
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It was always just
I had a thing for him,
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and it was always
just fun flirting,
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and then you started
talking about passion
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and that I should find
my wild side.
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Kiki, you're gonna
have to stop quoting me.
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I want that passion.
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I have it with Carmine,
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and I never felt it
with Richie.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Well, you can't go through
with the wedding.
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I can't?
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Of course not.
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Listen, you're gonna
have to be totally honest.
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It's not gonna be easy,
so prepare yourself.
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It's gonna be a lot of pain,
a lot of hurt,
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a lot of screaming,
a lot of yelling.
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- Poor Richie.
- What, Richie?
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I'm talking about
your mother.
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[Sighs]
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Darling, if I ask you
what's wrong,
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will I miss Jeopardy?
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Ma, what do you think
of a woman
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who gets really drunk,
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sleeps with another man
when she's engaged?
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I think what you
just confessed
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will go no further
than this room.
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- Ma.
- They could waterboard me.
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They'll get bubkes!
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Ma, it's not me.
It's Kiki.
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She got really drunk,
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she brought a guy home
to my house and slept with him.
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Marilyn's 47-year-old
childless daughter
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is not getting married.
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- Oy, she's gonna blame me.
- What for?
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For giving birth to you!
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[Crying]
I want to die!
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Oh, ma,
will you calm down?
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It's not the end
of the world.
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Oh, I'm so sorry,
Marilyn.
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Sit down, sit down.
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Here, maybe some cake
will make you feel better.
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I can't eat.
I'm too upset.
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I'll take it for later,
when I calm down.
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She's having a meltdown
about her dress.
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It came in backless
instead of strapless.
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Uh, Kiki, what does your
mother still need a dress for?
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- The wedding!
- The wedding!
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[Knock at door]
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I'm not letting you in,
Frannie.
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You're not gonna understand.
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I'm gonna understand!
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I don't understand.
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How could you go through
with this wedding?
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I don't know!
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All I know is,
is I'm 47 years old
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and I should thank
my lucky stars
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that a guy as successful
as Richie even wants me.
256
00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:53,478
Well, put a piece
of cheesecake in your mouth,
257
00:12:53,479 --> 00:12:57,116
and that could be
your mother talking.
258
00:12:57,117 --> 00:12:58,483
What does that mean?
259
00:12:58,518 --> 00:13:01,553
It means you can't live
your life for your mother.
260
00:13:01,554 --> 00:13:04,656
What do you want, Kiki?
What makes you happy?
261
00:13:04,657 --> 00:13:07,459
Carmine!
262
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:10,329
Okay, well, then you're
gonna have to tell your mother.
263
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:13,032
You slept with another man,
you fell in love,
264
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,399
and the wedding is off.
265
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:19,104
You slept with someone
and it wasn't your fiance?
266
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,842
What did you do?
267
00:13:22,876 --> 00:13:24,543
Me?
268
00:13:24,577 --> 00:13:27,346
All Frannie did was
take me out and get me drunk.
269
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:30,216
Right.
Wait.
270
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,318
You're an engaged woman,
271
00:13:32,319 --> 00:13:35,187
and you're having sex
with strangers
272
00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:39,691
like it's the age of aquarius?
273
00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:43,462
Ma, he's not a stranger.
274
00:13:43,463 --> 00:13:45,364
I've known him for years.
275
00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:48,167
He's...
276
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A waiter.
277
00:13:49,736 --> 00:13:51,770
A waiter?
278
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:02,181
Ma, Fran's right.
279
00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:04,416
I'd be miserable
with Richie.
280
00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:09,355
Fran doesn't even know
Richie!
281
00:14:09,356 --> 00:14:13,359
You want to be alone
for the rest of my life?
282
00:14:15,161 --> 00:14:16,661
You can't live with me.
283
00:14:16,662 --> 00:14:19,464
I got your grandmother
and her boyfriend here,
284
00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:23,468
sharing oxygen
like it's a hookah!
285
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,473
No, ma.
286
00:14:28,474 --> 00:14:31,710
It's my life,
and Fran's right.
287
00:14:31,711 --> 00:14:35,314
I can't live
to please you.
288
00:14:35,315 --> 00:14:39,651
You told her that?
289
00:14:39,652 --> 00:14:41,720
Sure.
What the hell?
290
00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:47,592
If you don't come
to your senses,
291
00:14:47,593 --> 00:14:50,462
I will never
speak to you again!
292
00:14:50,496 --> 00:14:53,832
Ma, I'm not doing this
to hurt you!
293
00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:58,637
I'm doing this because
I gotta follow my heart!
294
00:14:58,671 --> 00:15:02,874
Thank God I gave your father
all that butter and pastrami
295
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:06,778
so he didn't live long enough
to see this!
296
00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:16,322
This is all your fault.
297
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:23,562
Oy. We should have
gone out for Chinese.
298
00:15:29,569 --> 00:15:31,036
Hi, Petey.
299
00:15:31,037 --> 00:15:32,237
Hey, where you been
all day?
300
00:15:32,238 --> 00:15:33,939
Oh, I feel terrible.
301
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:36,741
After I convinced Kiki
to go with Carmine,
302
00:15:36,742 --> 00:15:39,711
she and Marilyn got into
a horrible fight,
303
00:15:39,712 --> 00:15:42,914
and Kiki packed her bag
and stormed out of the house.
304
00:15:42,915 --> 00:15:44,083
Oh, my God.
305
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:45,384
Where's she gonna stay?
At Carmine's?
306
00:15:45,385 --> 00:15:47,386
Hey.
307
00:15:49,255 --> 00:15:53,758
I'm gonna need
extra hangers.
308
00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:54,960
Fran.
309
00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:57,929
Look, we just have to
get them back together.
310
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,265
We'll get Kiki
to go see Carmine,
311
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:02,968
and then we'll get Marilyn
to show up.
312
00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:04,470
Frannie, they just
had a huge fight.
313
00:16:04,471 --> 00:16:06,372
How are we gonna get Marilyn
to the restaurant?
314
00:16:06,373 --> 00:16:09,008
Uh, tell her
it's a restaurant.
315
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,807
Hi, everyone.
316
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,409
- Look who's here.
- What is she doing here?
317
00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:20,144
She ruined
my daughter's wedding.
318
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,847
Marilyn, I'm sorry,
but it was the only way
319
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,949
that I could get you
to meet Carmine
320
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,351
and see what a great guy
he is.
321
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,086
I don't want to see
the son of a bitch
322
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,788
that deflowered
my daughter!
323
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,056
Well, you won't
have to,
324
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:35,994
'cause that guy's
on Rikers island.
325
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,129
I don't care.
I'm leaving.
326
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,933
You can take this food
and shove it in a to-go box.
327
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,501
Marilyn, wait.
328
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,570
Caw, caw-caw,
caw-caw, caw-caw!
329
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,840
Look who's here.
Look who's here. Kiki!
330
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,976
I told her I'm never
speaking to her again!
331
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:56,113
You're throwing away everything
that I dreamed for you!
332
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:59,316
But, ma,
I got dreams too,
333
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:02,754
and I'm in love
with Carmine.
334
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:03,988
Come on, Marilyn.
335
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,924
I know that there's
a hopeless romantic
336
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:09,160
underneath
all those bread crumbs.
337
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,897
Ladies and gentlemen,
I want to hand the mic over
338
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:16,935
to a young lady that's
got a voice like an angel
339
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,070
and a face to match.
340
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:23,875
I can't sing now.
I got bigger fish to fry.
341
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:27,879
- Kiki Kappelmaster.
- Oh, you, you.
342
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,014
[Applause]
343
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,051
I'm leaving!
I can't stomach this!
344
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:36,654
What about
your lobster ravioli?
345
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:39,657
[Accordion playing
someone to watch over me]
346
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,326
347
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:48,066
There's a somebody
I'm longing to see
348
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,069
I hope that he
349
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,338
Turns out to be
350
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:59,877
Someone to watch
351
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:04,548
Over me
352
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,719
Oy, she's got a voice
like an angel.
353
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,722
She gets that from me.
354
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,661
Won't you
tell him please
355
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,764
To put on some speed
356
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:23,167
Follow my lead
357
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:26,871
Oh, how I need
358
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:32,877
Someone to watch
359
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:36,514
Over
360
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:37,015
Me
361
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,922
[Cheers and applause]
362
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:48,126
Ma, this is Carmine.
363
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,894
Hello,
Mrs. Kappelmaster.
364
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,029
I just want you to know,
365
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,797
I care about your daughter
very much,
366
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,867
and although
I'm not a rich man,
367
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,770
Kiki will never want
for anything.
368
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,205
Look how happy she is.
369
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,708
How could you
deny her that?
370
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:07,011
And I guarantee you this...
She'll never go hungry.
371
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:10,581
Anyone related to me
eats here for free.
372
00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:13,651
Oh.
373
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:17,588
Well, I never interfered
in your life before,
374
00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:20,925
so I don't think
I should start now.
375
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,728
And, ma,
I want you to know
376
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:27,298
that wherever Carmine
and I are,
377
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:30,401
you are always welcome
to come live with us.
378
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,371
No, ma.
379
00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:37,374
[Accordion playing
someone to watch over me]
380
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:40,244
381
00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:41,979
May I have this dance,
pretty lady?
382
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,648
Thank you, sir.
383
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:49,587
Oh, would you just look at
the way Carmine looks at Kiki?
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00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:58,976
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