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ZOEY: Mark Zuckerberg.
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Tavi Gevinson.
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Malala Yousafzai.
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[Bleep] those people.
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Okay, fine. They're amazing.
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But that's the problem.
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These guys set the bar so high,
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they put a ridiculous amount of pressure
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on the rest of my generation
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to figure it all out before we hit 25,
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the pressure to graduate summa cum laude
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or to have a million
Instagram followers...
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or to become
the next Soundcloud superstar...
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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...or the pressure to find
the perfect internship
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that will one day lead
to the perfect job.
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But as much pressure
as we think we're under,
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it's nothing compared
to college basketball players.
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I'm Cash Mooney
from Oakland, California,
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and I can't wait to bring
my game to the college level.
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??
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? Heart of the lion ?
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? Fire inside me, blaze like a siren ?
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? Why won't you try it? ?
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? Wake up the beast,
no, I can't keep silent ?
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ANNOUNCER: All-American Cash Mooney!
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What a move! He's as good as cash money!
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? Get loud for me ?
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The number-one high-school
player in the country...
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? Get, get loud for me ?
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...coming to
a Division-I college near you.
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? Get, get loud for me ?
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Wait. So, he asked for me
to be his tutor?
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I'm just as shocked as you.
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know know,
so I'ma feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets, this is what I say ?
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? Watch out world, I'm grown now ?
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- ? I'm grown ?
- ? You can tell me ?
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? My heart beating so loud ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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Well, why does it have to be me?
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Don't you... Don't you have
people for this?
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Uh, yeah. You.
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You signed up for the tutoring program.
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You must "toot."
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And remember Cal U's motto...
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"You do me a favor, I do you a favor."
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I thought it was,
"Per Studia Mens Nova."
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Well, I thought it was, "You asked me
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to write you a recommendation
for a Teen Vogue fellowship."
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Uh, yes.
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I mean, you can say it to
yourself in Latin if that helps.
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I don't know how to.
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...coming to
a Division-I college near you.
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My new student.
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I can't believe Dean Parker's
making you do this.
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Making her? Dude's insane.
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I saw a video of him
dunking at 9 years old.
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Yeah, even I know that.
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He's on the short list of black guys
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that my dad would be
cool with me dating.
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- Okay, pause. Your dad has a list?
- Yeah.
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Um, Cash and Odell Beckham.
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Kevin Hart was on it,
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but then he got scratched off.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- That makes sense.
- You know what?
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Guys, I get who Cash is.
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I just don't care
about a basketball player.
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Right now, all I'm about
is getting this fellowship.
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He needs to pass a class.
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I need a rec letter.
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They're totally gonna bone.
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[LAUGHTER]
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No, we're not.
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I am off of guys for a minute,
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especially after
the whole Aaron/Luca mess.
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Hey, what the...
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Wow.
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I know you ain't talking to this clown.
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I'm the clown?
Bro, you look like Willow Smith.
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Guys.
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- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- Yeah. You're wack.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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Yeah, but Aaron and Luca are clowns
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- compared to Cash Mooney.
- Yeah.
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Seriously. You don't see
a 40-foot banner
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of Aaron's ducktail
blocking the wheelchair ramp
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on the way into the library, do you?
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[GRUNTING]
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This is not about a guy.
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This is about getting a good rec
from the Dean of Students
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so I can lock down
the flyest fellowship in town.
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You guys are ridiculous.
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You're ridiculous, bitch.
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Whoa.
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My bad. I-I felt threatened.
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I felt it too, girl.
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You have nothing to apologize for.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, just...
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My first study session with Cash
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wasn't off to a great start.
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- In fact, it never started.
- Yo, Zoey, where you going?
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Where am I going?
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Dude, you were an hour late.
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I'm sorry. I had practice.
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Okay, look, I get
that you're the king of Cal U
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and I get that
everyone loves you around here,
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but I don't need this.
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You know, there's gotta be easier ways
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to get a recommendation letter,
so I'm out.
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Zoey, wait.
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Oh, my God.
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Seriously, stop.
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Dude, can you stop? Please!
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This is not a good look.
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Campus security is gonna think
I'm chasing you.
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Because you are.
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Look, I-I'm sorry.
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I had a rough night.
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Coach got in my ass
about how I've been playing.
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I'm not sure if you heard,
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but my first couple of games
didn't go so great.
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Probably because your cardio sucks.
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Zoey, I need you.
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I really need your help.
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You're probably just trying
to run some stupid little game,
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and I'm not interested.
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There are a million other tutors.
You don't need me.
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Look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
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Did I ask for you
because you're super cute?
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Yes.
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But I knew if I had
a pretty girl tutoring me,
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I wouldn't want to look stupid.
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Look, I gotta pass this class,
or I'm done.
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So, that's all it's about?
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??
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You passing your class
and me being stunning?
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Yes. 100%.
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No creepy stuff.
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Besides the fact that you just
chased me right now.
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Besides chasing you.
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? Ooh, ooh ?
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- Okay.
- ? Ooh, ooh ?
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? Oh, oh, oh ?
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? We live in an almost world ?
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? Where cellophane dreams disappear ?
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? Into the lost and found ?
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Man, everything used to
just click in high school.
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Then I get here,
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and everybody's expecting me
to be that dude.
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But I've been putting up bricks.
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Coach took away my spot,
got all in my head.
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I can't find a rhythm anymore.
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I get it.
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I mean, I ran my high school,
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and I thought I was gonna
run this place,
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but it's... it's just so different,
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trying to balance classes
and friends and guys.
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Nothing comes easy.
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Oh, no, wait.
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There's one thing that's come easy...
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my new nickname.
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Can we get some cups?
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They're calling you the "Cup Bitch."
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??
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[CHUCKLES]
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- No.
- Yes.
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You're the Cup Bitch?
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- You've heard of me?
- No way.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, at least I have someone famous
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who's gonna help me ace this test.
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Oh, slow down, cowboy. Ace it?
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Let's aim for a low "C"
and just call it a win.
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Okay. I'm in.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- AARON: Hey.
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Hey.
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What's, uh... What's...
What's... What's up?
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What's up, guys?
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Yo. What's up, lil' man?
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??
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Yeah, it's, uh, not the best
time for a selfie right now,
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but I'll catch you on the way out.
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??
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I actually didn't come for a...
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Sorry about that.
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Oh, no, you have nothing
to apologize for.
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Did you just see that?
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? Left hand, right hand,
left hand, right hand ?
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Game night at Cal U
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meant you had to get
to the Titanium early enough
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so you didn't end up like this guy.
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Bobby! Marshawn!
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Hey, hey, can you tell
the bouncer who I am?
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Boys, I know you see me!
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You just pointed at me and laughed!
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? Left hand, right hand ?
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? Left hand, right hand ?
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Hi. Um, what's the cheapest beer
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you've got at this fine establishment?
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Uh, Madison Lager.
There's not even a close second.
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Do you, uh... Can I get you one?
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? Left hand, right hand ?
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Thank you. [CHUCKLES]
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But, um, we're on a date.
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- Can I buy you both one?
- We're not looking for a threesome, Slick.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
II didn't mean it like that.
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I mean, they're cheap beers.
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I was just trying to apologize
for the misunderstanding.
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You don't need to apologize.
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You should just leave.
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??
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Okay.
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You were, um, coming in
kinda hot there, weren't you?
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I just hate straight guys
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with the whole lesbian-fantasy thing.
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It's so clich�.
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Oh, my God, yeah, it is so clich�.
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I hate clich�s, too.
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But I feel like
the threesome one is pretty hot.
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So you're down with the
objectification of our people?
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Oh, no. I mean, technically, I'm bi, so...
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You are?
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I wanna say, "Yeah,"
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but you're giving me
a real strong "no" vibe.
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Look, I don't want to be
some girl's experiment, okay?
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So, why don't you call me
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when you're done going through
this whole bi phase?
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Wait. Did you just...
Did you just say "phase"?
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She just said "phase," you guys.
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I heard it.
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You know, it's LGBTQ!
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Respect the letter, bitch!
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? Left hand, right hand ?
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[CLEARS THROAT] Hi.
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? Left hand, right hand ?
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? Left hand, right hand ?
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? Right hand, right hand ?
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Hey. I'll take that beer now.
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Cal U faces a tough opponent
tonight in Campbell State.
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But before we can get to that,
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we have to address
the elephant in the room...
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Cassius Mooney.
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Cal U had high hopes for
the top recruit in the country,
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but, Kenny,
as we come to the third game,
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he's not even in the starting lineup.
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KENNY: You know what?
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I watched him in the McDonald's game,
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and I just knew he was gonna be
in the League.
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But now... I hate to say it...
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in this day and age,
if you're not a one-and-done,
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you better start looking for a major.
259
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Ohh. Looks like, uh, lil' man's
having a rough go.
260
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He's a kid.
261
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I just don't get how anybody
can be expected to play
262
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when you've got millions of people
263
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who don't even know you
talking crap about you.
264
00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:39,086
I can barely play Bop It
when people are watching.
265
00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:42,922
??
266
00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,358
I don't feel sorry for him.
267
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Do you know how much my parents paid
268
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for me to go to school?
269
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And he gets to go to school for free
270
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for throwing a ball through a net.
271
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You think it's just about
272
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throwing a ball through a net, Ana?
273
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Being a college athlete's
your whole life.
274
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SKY: Yeah. For us with track team,
275
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there's practice, conditioning,
276
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weights, meets, therapy, film, travel.
277
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And you get paid for it.
278
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Mm. Paid?
279
00:10:04,078 --> 00:10:06,145
Maybe with an education,
but Cash doesn't get any money.
280
00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:07,213
He's broke.
281
00:10:07,248 --> 00:10:08,746
He couldn't afford a piece of pizza.
282
00:10:08,781 --> 00:10:09,825
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:12,217
Wow. If he's broke,
then what are you guys?
284
00:10:12,252 --> 00:10:14,652
Sitting here wondering if you're
gonna finish those poppers.
285
00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:16,254
VIVEK: It's classic market economics.
286
00:10:16,289 --> 00:10:18,423
You know how much colleges make
off these guys?
287
00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:20,058
Like [SCOFFS] billions.
288
00:10:20,093 --> 00:10:22,960
Cal U throws out, what,
40K, 50K for a scholy,
289
00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:25,095
but the basketball program alone
290
00:10:25,131 --> 00:10:26,830
made $75 mil last year, so...
291
00:10:26,865 --> 00:10:28,432
Wow. That is so messed up.
292
00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:30,167
Oh, it's real messed up.
293
00:10:30,202 --> 00:10:31,701
Lemme break it down.
294
00:10:31,737 --> 00:10:34,905
Now, you see this network right here?
295
00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:37,274
Paid $10 billion, with a "B,"
296
00:10:37,309 --> 00:10:40,444
for the rights to play
games like this on television.
297
00:10:40,479 --> 00:10:43,612
Oh, you see this guy right here?
That's the coach.
298
00:10:43,648 --> 00:10:47,216
He makes $7.2 million, win or lose.
299
00:10:47,252 --> 00:10:49,818
Now, you see these people
sitting in the seat right here,
300
00:10:49,854 --> 00:10:50,819
these great seats?
301
00:10:50,855 --> 00:10:52,121
These are the boosters.
302
00:10:52,157 --> 00:10:55,491
These guys paid $1,700 a pop
to sit in these seats
303
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and $200 for these jerseys
304
00:10:57,828 --> 00:11:02,297
that these 18-year-olds wear
and get no money from.
305
00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,832
And for all the money
they make for the university
306
00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:07,402
and the collegiate
athletic system, you know what?
307
00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:10,605
Only less than 1% of them
actually play professionally.
308
00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,740
Yeah, that's real messed up.
309
00:11:12,776 --> 00:11:16,743
[SCOFFS] Once again, the
system profits off the backs
310
00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:19,180
of the black man, you know?
311
00:11:19,215 --> 00:11:20,414
Or woman.
312
00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:23,451
And we don't get paid for it.
It's the same old story.
313
00:11:23,486 --> 00:11:25,179
You know what? We're just gonna
take these poppers.
314
00:11:25,204 --> 00:11:27,288
Yes. Grab the ranch, too.
315
00:11:27,323 --> 00:11:29,423
[LAUGHS]
316
00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:31,925
But, I mean, truth be told, your
boy shouldn't be getting paid.
317
00:11:31,961 --> 00:11:33,759
He kind of... He kind of sucks.
318
00:11:33,795 --> 00:11:34,760
- Mm-hmm.
- [SIGHS]
319
00:11:34,796 --> 00:11:38,264
Inbound to Mooney.
Brings the ball up the court.
320
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,865
- [ALL GROAN]
- MAN: Yes!
321
00:11:39,901 --> 00:11:43,002
Wow. He dribbled the ball
off his foot and out of bounds.
322
00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,637
Yeah. Damn.
323
00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:47,340
Poor Cash.
324
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,976
- [BUZZER]
- And those Titans lose again.
325
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:54,213
ZOEY: So, Cash had another rough game,
326
00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:55,614
and it turned out
327
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:58,484
he wasn't the most popular guy
on campus anymore.
328
00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:01,353
I have lattes for Zoey
and Cash "So-not-money"?
329
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,888
Great.
330
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:07,058
Zoey, if you check your inbox,
331
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,560
you'll see that I sent you
your letter of recommendation
332
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,028
for the Teen Vogue fellowship.
333
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,896
- Oh, my God, thank you so much.
- Eh.
334
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,632
But I'm not done tutoring Cash.
335
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,635
Well, according to the boosters
and the athletic department,
336
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,902
you most definitely are.
337
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,872
But Cash hasn't even
taken his midterms yet.
338
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,574
And he's gonna struggle.
339
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,576
Look, I admire what you did
for that kid, truly,
340
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,745
but if you really
want to help the school out,
341
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,580
we have a 6'7" outside linebacker
342
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:33,150
who's having a muy hard time
with Espa�ol.
343
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,552
Okay, wait. So, you guys
are just gonna give up on him?
344
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:36,686
I don't want to lie to you.
345
00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:39,256
So don't make me.
346
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,090
MAN: I have a chai latte
for Dean Parker.
347
00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:42,291
Oh.
348
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,693
So, the school was giving up on Cash.
349
00:12:44,728 --> 00:12:47,829
Ah. He turned the "D"
into the head of a penis.
350
00:12:47,865 --> 00:12:49,064
??
351
00:12:49,288 --> 00:12:52,585
But was I ready to?
352
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:58,298
While the term "filibuster"
ultimately derives
353
00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:00,532
from the Dutch term "vrijbuiter,"
354
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,329
to mean a pillaging
and plundering adventurer...
355
00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:05,252
Cash, can you please stop
making dunk videos and focus?
356
00:13:05,307 --> 00:13:07,598
- ...its first recorded usage...
- What's the point?
357
00:13:07,626 --> 00:13:09,158
...in modern English
358
00:13:09,194 --> 00:13:11,160
- ...comes from a book...
- How about so you can pass your midterms
359
00:13:11,196 --> 00:13:12,689
and stay eligible?
360
00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:15,497
Zoey, none of that shit matters anymore.
361
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,334
They're saying I'm
the biggest bust in the country.
362
00:13:18,369 --> 00:13:19,869
No one's saying that.
363
00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:21,670
Cash, a lot of people are saying
364
00:13:21,706 --> 00:13:24,740
you just might be
the biggest bust in the country.
365
00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:25,841
Whatever, Cash.
366
00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:28,109
No one watches sports on TV, anyways.
367
00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:31,179
It's like all of a sudden,
368
00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:32,948
I forgot how to play basketball.
369
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:35,317
I don't even know
what I'm doing here anymore.
370
00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:37,252
This was my dream.
371
00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,154
Now it feels like
I'm never going to the League.
372
00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:40,388
You don't know that.
373
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:42,022
Cash, a lot of people are saying
374
00:13:42,058 --> 00:13:45,226
you're probably never
going to the League.
375
00:13:45,261 --> 00:13:47,361
Well, a lot of people said
376
00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:49,930
Hillary Clinton
was gonna win, too, so...
377
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:51,832
[CHUCKLES] That is true...
378
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:54,001
and also making me feel worse.
379
00:13:54,036 --> 00:13:56,703
All I'm saying is,
let's say, worst-case scenario,
380
00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:58,572
- you don't go to the League.
- Hold on. What?
381
00:13:58,607 --> 00:14:00,907
No, like, worst, worst, worst case.
382
00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:04,710
You're still getting a great education
383
00:14:04,746 --> 00:14:08,447
at one of the best universities
in the country for free.
384
00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:10,049
Take advantage of it.
385
00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:11,251
Use this place.
386
00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:14,487
I mean, I always see you
making these amazing videos,
387
00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:17,322
and you're always watching movies.
388
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:20,359
I'm sure you've probably
seen everything.
389
00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:23,628
This school has a great film program.
390
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,230
Maybe you can do that.
391
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:27,165
And if that's not your thing,
392
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,733
we'll find you something else.
393
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:29,902
My point is,
394
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,704
you're more than
just a basketball player.
395
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:36,107
??
396
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,644
Thanks.
397
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,946
Yeah.
398
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,515
So, Cash promised me
he'd stay in the fight
399
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,483
and keep going with the tutoring.
400
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:51,654
And I promised him I would
never wear one of those shirts.
401
00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,756
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
402
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:54,958
Well, here we are, friend,
403
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:57,760
back at it again, and this is a big one.
404
00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,096
This is the number-one-ranked
Minnesota Blackhawks
405
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,831
looking to continue their winning streak
406
00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:04,100
against the struggling Cal U Titans.
407
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,636
Oh, hey, look, Zoey.
Your boy's getting up.
408
00:15:06,671 --> 00:15:07,903
Is he getting in?
409
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,472
No. No, he's not.
He's just untucking his shirt.
410
00:15:10,507 --> 00:15:12,074
I think he's settling in for the night.
411
00:15:12,109 --> 00:15:14,310
Can you stop hating
for like two seconds?
412
00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:16,611
Cash is gonna be fine
with or without basketball.
413
00:15:16,647 --> 00:15:17,691
[SIGHS]
414
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,315
He's actually considering
becoming a director.
415
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:21,250
Really? A director?
416
00:15:21,285 --> 00:15:22,351
Oh, o-okay.
417
00:15:22,386 --> 00:15:24,118
Like that's a far-fetched idea.
418
00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:26,720
Tell me... how many jobs
for revolutionaries
419
00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:28,189
are there on Monster?
420
00:15:28,224 --> 00:15:30,825
All right, all right, all right,
fries, everybody.
421
00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:33,131
- I love this guy.
- Me, too.
422
00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:35,196
Girls. All of them?
Please, can I have...
423
00:15:35,231 --> 00:15:36,998
- They're hungry.
- You're such a sweetheart.
424
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,566
Oh, I'm not that big of a sweetheart.
425
00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:40,335
She's just used to
not being treated well.
426
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:41,634
That's true. [CHUCKLES]
427
00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:44,171
Okay, so, the other night,
we got totally trashed,
428
00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,673
but it was so cool 'cause
he came back the next morning
429
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,675
with a hangover care package.
430
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:52,884
Okay, Tylenol, Pedialyte,
and a big-ass cheeseburger.
431
00:15:52,909 --> 00:15:54,645
- Huge.
- A man who gets you drunk
432
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,067
and then buys you a cheeseburger?
433
00:15:56,092 --> 00:15:58,017
Girl, that is boyfriend material.
434
00:15:58,052 --> 00:16:00,652
[SCOFFS] That's husband material.
435
00:16:00,688 --> 00:16:02,054
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
436
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,056
- Robinson goes down hard.
- [ALL GROANING]
437
00:16:04,092 --> 00:16:06,492
- This would be a big loss for the Titans.
- Uh-oh.
438
00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:07,826
Looks like we're gonna have
a rare Cash...
439
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:08,995
Y-Your boy's taking off his warm-ups.
440
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,029
ZOEY: Oh, my God, he's going in!
441
00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:11,130
Yes!
442
00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:13,832
Finally, another Cash Mooney fan.
443
00:16:13,868 --> 00:16:15,166
No, no, no, not at all.
444
00:16:15,202 --> 00:16:16,301
I bet the spread,
445
00:16:16,336 --> 00:16:18,203
and I need the Blackhawks
to blow our guys out.
446
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,038
Otherwise, I'm not gonna make
my car payment.
447
00:16:20,073 --> 00:16:21,239
Mooney over half-court,
448
00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:23,208
looking to get the ball in the post.
449
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:25,310
And his pass goes sailing out of bounds.
450
00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:26,978
It looks like he's got those jitters.
451
00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:28,013
Hey, it happens.
452
00:16:28,048 --> 00:16:30,815
- We all make mistakes.
- I just can't watch this.
453
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:33,517
Where you going? Zoey?
454
00:16:35,854 --> 00:16:38,489
- Really? We're doing that?
- Hey.
455
00:16:38,524 --> 00:16:40,090
- What was that all about?
- You know what?
456
00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:41,258
It's... It's nothing.
457
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,160
She's just... She was a girl
I was hooking up with.
458
00:16:43,195 --> 00:16:45,829
She tried to make a big deal
about me being bi.
459
00:16:45,864 --> 00:16:47,531
Okay, she thinks that I'm...
460
00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:50,066
I'm an immature lesbian
going through a phase.
461
00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:51,300
DAVE: That's ridiculous, right?
462
00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:53,503
I mean, I've messed with guys.
Doesn't make me gay.
463
00:16:53,538 --> 00:16:55,038
Huh?
464
00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:56,672
??
465
00:16:56,707 --> 00:16:58,508
[CLEARS THROAT] Sorry. [CHUCKLES]
466
00:16:58,543 --> 00:17:00,476
- So, when you say...
- Mm-hmm?
467
00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:02,278
...you've messed with guys,
468
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,612
that was, like,
469
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,415
a "one time, I messed with a guy" phase?
470
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,116
[CHUCKLING] No, no.
471
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,286
No. I'm bi, just like you, huh?
472
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,755
- [CHUCKLES]
- Totally. Just like me.
473
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,090
??
474
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,125
- [COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT]
- You good?
475
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,626
Yeah, I'll be all right. Thank you.
476
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,530
??
477
00:17:21,565 --> 00:17:22,630
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
478
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,198
So, I bailed on the game,
479
00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,633
but it seemed no matter where I went,
480
00:17:26,669 --> 00:17:28,001
I couldn't get away from it.
481
00:17:28,037 --> 00:17:29,437
WOMAN: Are you kidding me?!
482
00:17:29,472 --> 00:17:31,305
MAN: I've never seen anything like it!
483
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:34,975
I finally understood how these
people got into Cash's head.
484
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,610
They were monsters.
485
00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:38,112
WOMAN #2: How is this happening?!
486
00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:39,813
MAN #2: This Cash guy is unbelievable!
487
00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:42,715
Why don't you guys
just leave him alone? God!
488
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,983
3 ball.
489
00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:46,586
[ALL CHEERING]
490
00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:49,822
Oh, my God! Zoey, did you
just see what happened?!
491
00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:51,324
- No.
- Come here before they replay!
492
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:52,625
Come on! Come on! Hurry! Hurry!
493
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,227
It's awesome!
494
00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:55,220
Hurry up!
495
00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:58,330
Cash Mooney with
the performance of a lifetime,
496
00:17:58,365 --> 00:18:01,833
- a school-record 51 points!
- Yeah, Sean.
497
00:18:01,868 --> 00:18:04,570
Not only did this guy
almost single-handedly
498
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,271
take down the number-one team
in the country,
499
00:18:06,307 --> 00:18:09,608
but he's made a statement
that he's for real.
500
00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:11,776
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- [SCREAMING]
501
00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:13,778
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
502
00:18:13,814 --> 00:18:15,813
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
503
00:18:15,848 --> 00:18:17,848
And we're here with the man of the hour.
504
00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:19,783
Cash, that was unreal.
505
00:18:19,819 --> 00:18:21,885
You couldn't have scripted it
any better than that.
506
00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:23,454
Tell us... what happened out there?
507
00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,456
Well, I mean,
my guys found me in my spots,
508
00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:26,957
and, uh, I guess I was just locked in.
509
00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:28,192
[CHUCKLES]
510
00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:29,860
It's got to feel pretty good
to silence your naysayers.
511
00:18:29,895 --> 00:18:31,061
Am I right?
512
00:18:31,097 --> 00:18:32,462
Right now it's not even about
the naysayers.
513
00:18:32,498 --> 00:18:34,797
It's about the people that
stuck with me when I was down.
514
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,699
Shout-out to my curly-haired Cup Bitch.
515
00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:37,700
[GASPS]
516
00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:39,002
Uh, sorry, folks.
517
00:18:39,037 --> 00:18:40,637
I don't think we can actually
say that on TV.
518
00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:43,540
Oh, no, don't worry.
Nobody watches sports on TV, anyway.
519
00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:45,008
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
520
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:47,210
He's talking to me. I am the Cup Bitch.
521
00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:50,146
I am the Cup Bitch!
522
00:18:50,181 --> 00:18:52,681
I really need a new nickname.
523
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:53,949
??
524
00:18:53,984 --> 00:18:56,985
Or... Or maybe I can live with it.
525
00:18:57,021 --> 00:18:59,455
- [SQUEALS]
- ? Hey ?
526
00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:02,258
So, I'd gotten
my letter of recommendation,
527
00:19:02,293 --> 00:19:04,493
and Cash had killed his game.
528
00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:08,796
I got two lattes for Cash and Cup Bitch.
529
00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:12,600
It was time to see if we could
both rise to the occasion
530
00:19:12,636 --> 00:19:15,603
and just barely pass our U.S. Gov test.
531
00:19:15,639 --> 00:19:19,274
Hey, you will not believe
what they wrote on my cup.
532
00:19:19,309 --> 00:19:21,976
Oh. Thank you.
533
00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:23,610
I'm sorry.
534
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:24,944
You must be in the wrong seat.
535
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:28,182
My friend Cash actually
usually sits here.
536
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,251
- No, wait. You're not...
- Shh!
537
00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:33,980
Be cool, Cup Bitch.
538
00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:35,289
What?
539
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:37,791
??
540
00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,725
[SIGHS]
541
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,126
[ROBIN LOXLEY'S
"OWE YOU NOTHING" PLAYING]
542
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,564
[CELLPHONE CHIMES] _
543
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:45,698
Yo, Zoey.
544
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,600
- Uh, hey.
- You see the game last night?
545
00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:49,535
Hey, who was taking
your midterm for you?
546
00:19:49,571 --> 00:19:51,770
Midterm? Oh, yeah,
don't worry about that.
547
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:53,172
What do you mean, don't worry about it?
548
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,741
Zoey, I'm good now.
549
00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:57,676
We're good.
550
00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:06,857
? Wanna take my heart and soul,
but I owe you nothing ?
551
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:13,914
? Young, gifted, and black ?
552
00:20:13,978 --> 00:20:16,411
Yo, Aaron, wanna hit Titanium,
catch the game?
553
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:18,480
- No, I'm good.
- You all right, man?
554
00:20:18,515 --> 00:20:20,291
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- ? To be young ?
555
00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:21,588
Go on ahead, bro, without me.
556
00:20:21,627 --> 00:20:24,041
- Go, Titans.
- ? Gifted, and black ?
557
00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:27,822
? Open your heart to what I mean ?
558
00:20:27,858 --> 00:20:30,325
[SIGHS]
559
00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:35,636
? In the whole world you know ?
560
00:20:35,729 --> 00:20:41,632
? There's a million boys and girls ?
561
00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:48,186
? Who are young, gifted, and black ?
562
00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:50,516
? And that's a fact ?
563
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,017
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