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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,573 --> 00:00:07,141 Hey, guys, something super weird just happened. 3 00:00:07,176 --> 00:00:11,278 I was in Mansfield's office, and I told him I missed a filing deadline. 4 00:00:11,314 --> 00:00:12,513 And then... get this... 5 00:00:12,548 --> 00:00:14,615 He didn't murder me. 6 00:00:15,585 --> 00:00:17,118 Wait a minute. 7 00:00:17,153 --> 00:00:18,419 (Elevator bell dings) There's only one thing 8 00:00:18,454 --> 00:00:19,754 that could calm the savage Mansfield... 9 00:00:19,789 --> 00:00:21,589 - Mrs. Mansfield! - Ah! 10 00:00:21,624 --> 00:00:23,257 That's why he didn't kill me. 11 00:00:23,292 --> 00:00:25,559 Hello, boys. And girl. 12 00:00:27,730 --> 00:00:29,630 Mansfield: There's my better half. 13 00:00:29,665 --> 00:00:31,365 She's so cute! 14 00:00:31,401 --> 00:00:35,269 I always pictured her in a helmet with horns on it, maybe a whip. 15 00:00:37,774 --> 00:00:40,241 So, what brings you around here, Mrs. Mansfield? 16 00:00:40,276 --> 00:00:42,076 Oh, you know you can call me Abby. 17 00:00:42,111 --> 00:00:43,511 - Thank you, Ab... - (Whistles) 18 00:00:43,546 --> 00:00:45,780 ...solutely not gonna do that. 19 00:00:46,582 --> 00:00:50,584 Uh, Mrs. Mansfield and I are planning our eldest daughter's wedding. 20 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,353 Life moves so fast. 21 00:00:52,388 --> 00:00:54,755 I can't believe it's been 25 years since you said, 22 00:00:54,791 --> 00:00:57,691 "Don't worry, honey. You can't get pregnant in a hot tub." (Chuckles) 23 00:00:59,295 --> 00:01:00,594 My wife is an open book. 24 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:02,630 Let's, uh... let's close that book, darling. 25 00:01:02,665 --> 00:01:05,099 How about you, Brody? 26 00:01:05,134 --> 00:01:07,668 Are we gonna be hearing wedding bells for you and Jenny any time soon? 27 00:01:07,703 --> 00:01:11,305 Well, it hasn't come up yet, but if I like it, I'm gonna put a ring on it. 28 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:12,540 (Chuckles) 29 00:01:13,643 --> 00:01:17,144 Speaking of weddings, have the RSVP's gone out yet? 30 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:22,216 I had this magical idea that everyone gets their own homing pigeon to respond with. 31 00:01:23,653 --> 00:01:24,885 It's taken care of. 32 00:01:24,921 --> 00:01:27,321 I have my very best team on it right now. 33 00:01:27,356 --> 00:01:31,292 Damn it! I broke another one! 34 00:01:31,327 --> 00:01:32,526 That's the tenth one. 35 00:01:32,562 --> 00:01:34,528 If you keep breaking the cages, 36 00:01:34,564 --> 00:01:36,897 we're never gonna get those birds out of the stockroom. 37 00:01:36,933 --> 00:01:38,699 The birds got out of the stockroom! 38 00:01:38,734 --> 00:01:39,900 (Sobbing) And they're angry! 39 00:01:39,936 --> 00:01:42,169 Oh, God! (All yelling) 40 00:01:44,907 --> 00:01:46,440 (Sobbing) 41 00:01:52,281 --> 00:01:54,148 You have something in your beard. 42 00:01:54,183 --> 00:01:56,350 - What? - My mouth. 43 00:01:56,385 --> 00:01:58,452 (Laughs) 44 00:01:58,488 --> 00:02:00,287 Get away! 45 00:02:00,323 --> 00:02:04,758 I can't watch this, but I can't not watch it. 46 00:02:04,794 --> 00:02:07,361 Derrick: It's like my grandma eating spaghetti... 47 00:02:07,396 --> 00:02:09,763 Noodles going in, noodles going out. 48 00:02:11,534 --> 00:02:14,201 You can lose a whole day. 49 00:02:14,237 --> 00:02:15,903 Oh, I should get back upstairs. 50 00:02:15,938 --> 00:02:20,307 Guys, my girlfriend has to go, so I'm gonna walk my girlfriend out. 51 00:02:20,343 --> 00:02:22,143 I have a girlfriend. 52 00:02:22,178 --> 00:02:23,844 Hey, guys. What's going on? 53 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,379 Come on! 54 00:02:26,516 --> 00:02:29,583 Okay, get ready for the best night ever. 55 00:02:29,619 --> 00:02:32,553 If you could have tickets to anything in the world, what would it be? 56 00:02:32,588 --> 00:02:33,854 The Imaginarium at the pier. 57 00:02:33,890 --> 00:02:35,256 What? 58 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:36,457 No, that costs nothing. 59 00:02:36,492 --> 00:02:37,958 That's, like, a suggested donation. 60 00:02:37,994 --> 00:02:40,227 No, I-I got us tickets to see "Wicked." 61 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:41,695 And then we're gonna go to the Imaginarium?! 62 00:02:41,731 --> 00:02:43,330 No! There's no Imaginarium. 63 00:02:43,366 --> 00:02:45,499 I'm gonna take you to my favorite musical ever. 64 00:02:45,535 --> 00:02:48,669 My dad dragged me to it when I was a kid, and it changed me. 65 00:02:48,704 --> 00:02:52,339 Well, I love what it changed you into, so I'm sure I'm gonna love it. 66 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:54,375 Oh, are these the famous RSV-pigeons? 67 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:56,443 They are. Yep. 68 00:02:56,479 --> 00:02:58,445 (Chuckling) Oh, God. Isn't it ridiculous? (Chuckles) 69 00:02:58,481 --> 00:02:59,947 I'm so glad I'm never getting married. 70 00:02:59,982 --> 00:03:01,315 Tell me about it. 71 00:03:02,385 --> 00:03:04,585 Wait. Tell me about it. 72 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,786 What do you mean never? 73 00:03:05,821 --> 00:03:07,788 Well, I just don't see the appeal. 74 00:03:07,823 --> 00:03:10,424 My mom has six failed marriages with five different guys. 75 00:03:10,459 --> 00:03:11,825 Who wants that? 76 00:03:11,861 --> 00:03:15,763 I mean, statistically, millions of people do, but I get what you're saying. 77 00:03:15,798 --> 00:03:17,431 Well, what I'm saying is that 78 00:03:17,466 --> 00:03:19,533 I-I don't think you have to be married to love each other 79 00:03:19,569 --> 00:03:22,536 and build a life together and do fun things like go to the Imaginarium. 80 00:03:22,572 --> 00:03:24,371 - Yeah, or see "Wicked." - Or see "Wicked." 81 00:03:24,407 --> 00:03:25,606 I forgot. "Wicked." 82 00:03:26,909 --> 00:03:28,876 I will see you tonight. 83 00:03:28,911 --> 00:03:31,679 My girlfriend forgot her purse, so... 84 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:40,995 Mrs. Mansfield: We have to pick one... 85 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:44,799 Lilac, lavender, mauve, violet, or mulberry. 86 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:47,201 They... they all look purple. 87 00:03:47,237 --> 00:03:48,803 Would you... 88 00:03:48,838 --> 00:03:51,672 Just tell me which purple I should love? 89 00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:53,975 Come on. So far, your only opinion on this wedding is, 90 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:56,210 you're leaving if the band plays "shout." 91 00:03:56,246 --> 00:03:57,979 In... in... in fairness to me, 92 00:03:58,014 --> 00:04:02,216 no one tells me when to be softer and when to be louder. 93 00:04:03,251 --> 00:04:04,891 And... and... and to be honest with you, 94 00:04:04,921 --> 00:04:06,254 y-you're the only one in the whole world 95 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,623 who can tell the difference between these colors. 96 00:04:08,658 --> 00:04:10,258 Just dropping off the Baxter file, sir. 97 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:12,860 Ooh! Somebody's got some tough choices to make. 98 00:04:13,763 --> 00:04:18,699 How do you feel about the mulberry tablecloths with the lilac napkins? 99 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:22,470 Where have you been hiding this boy from me, peanut? 100 00:04:22,501 --> 00:04:27,208 Peanut? Forgot it as soon as I heard it, sir. 101 00:04:27,243 --> 00:04:29,811 Say, Mr. Wen, how would you like to spend the afternoon 102 00:04:29,846 --> 00:04:31,712 shopping for fabric with my wife? 103 00:04:31,748 --> 00:04:33,247 You can answer with me. 104 00:04:33,283 --> 00:04:36,884 Both: Mr. Mansfield, I would freakin' love to. 105 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,253 I thought we were doing this together. 106 00:04:39,289 --> 00:04:42,223 Uh, sweetheart, t-this does not play to my strengths. 107 00:04:42,258 --> 00:04:44,859 So, I'm supposed to spend the afternoon with someone I barely know? 108 00:04:44,894 --> 00:04:48,262 I'm just not gonna be of any help to you looking at purple squares. 109 00:04:48,298 --> 00:04:50,031 Purple? Sir, I don't see any purple. 110 00:04:50,066 --> 00:04:52,433 Is it underneath the lilac? 111 00:04:52,469 --> 00:04:54,469 Let's go. You're coming with me. 112 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:02,043 Sorry I'm late. 113 00:05:02,078 --> 00:05:04,745 I was out getting something for my girlfriend. 114 00:05:04,781 --> 00:05:08,649 The question was, "what do you get the girl who has everything?" 115 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:12,253 Everything, of course, being full access to all of this. 116 00:05:13,389 --> 00:05:16,457 And the answer is... this guy. 117 00:05:20,096 --> 00:05:21,696 What the hell is wrong with you?! 118 00:05:21,731 --> 00:05:23,831 You don't get a tattoo after six days with a girl! 119 00:05:24,901 --> 00:05:27,802 - Should I have waited a week? - What, you trying to scare her away? 120 00:05:27,837 --> 00:05:30,404 Lindsay's my first serious girlfriend in... how long? 121 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,940 Carry the two... ever. 122 00:05:32,976 --> 00:05:37,478 If she sees a picture of her face on your arm, she gonna dump your crazy ass. 123 00:05:37,514 --> 00:05:39,947 (Sighs) You're right. 124 00:05:39,983 --> 00:05:41,249 I'm an idiot. 125 00:05:41,284 --> 00:05:44,285 Now I got to try to hide it from her, and that's gonna be impossible 126 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,800 'cause she has access to all of this. 127 00:05:47,123 --> 00:05:48,956 Hey, I got your message. 128 00:05:48,992 --> 00:05:51,526 Hello. How are you? (Chuckles) 129 00:05:51,561 --> 00:05:54,762 So, what's the big surprise you wanted to show me? 130 00:05:54,797 --> 00:05:58,099 It's right over here. 131 00:05:58,134 --> 00:05:59,800 I was just thinking... 132 00:05:59,836 --> 00:06:02,370 How about for the rest of our relationship, 133 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:06,107 we always wear shirts no matter what? 134 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:09,443 Nice try, but I think you might remember 135 00:06:09,479 --> 00:06:12,813 I have a full-access pass to all of this. 136 00:06:12,849 --> 00:06:14,348 (Screams) 137 00:06:17,287 --> 00:06:19,186 Easy there, Lindsay. He just got the flu shot. 138 00:06:19,222 --> 00:06:20,755 (Chuckles) Yeah, right. 139 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:24,525 Like I'm gonna let the government inject a tracking device in my body. 140 00:06:24,561 --> 00:06:27,428 Fine, dumbass. Hit him again. 141 00:06:27,463 --> 00:06:30,865 You are such a cute boyfriend! (Screaming) 142 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,100 Thank you, girlfriend. 143 00:06:33,136 --> 00:06:38,272 Now, if you will excuse me, Derrick and I have a little errand to run. 144 00:06:38,308 --> 00:06:40,241 Derrick, let's go! 145 00:06:42,912 --> 00:06:44,545 Is it gonna hurt? 146 00:06:44,581 --> 00:06:47,848 He's burning ink out of eight layers of raw skin with a laser. 147 00:06:47,884 --> 00:06:49,283 Might sting a little. 148 00:06:49,319 --> 00:06:51,786 Aah! Ow! That does sting. 149 00:06:51,821 --> 00:06:53,421 That is just the lamp. 150 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,855 Oh. 151 00:06:54,891 --> 00:06:56,324 (Screams) 152 00:06:56,359 --> 00:07:00,428 The lamp stings! What kind of a lamp is that?! 153 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,267 It's amazing. 154 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:08,737 It's literally everything great about The Wizard of Oz" and more. 155 00:07:08,768 --> 00:07:10,404 Is the rainbow song in it? 156 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,540 - No. Uh, everything else. - Oh. I love it. 157 00:07:12,575 --> 00:07:15,209 They got to do the "follow the yellow brick road" one, though, right? 158 00:07:15,244 --> 00:07:16,844 Uh, no. It's different. 159 00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:19,146 I... it's... it's just the witches. 160 00:07:19,182 --> 00:07:20,948 Oh! Love it. (Chuckles) 161 00:07:22,952 --> 00:07:25,119 Oh, sweet. I get to sit next to a glinda. 162 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,354 (Laughs) 163 00:07:28,091 --> 00:07:29,423 I don't know what's happening. 164 00:07:29,459 --> 00:07:31,959 Oh, uh, Jenny is a "Wicked" virgin. 165 00:07:31,995 --> 00:07:34,362 Oh, I am so jealous, I could kill you! (Laughs) 166 00:07:34,397 --> 00:07:36,263 (Chuckles) 167 00:07:36,299 --> 00:07:38,599 Oh, I wish I could see it again for the first time. 168 00:07:38,635 --> 00:07:40,001 How many times have you seen it? 169 00:07:40,036 --> 00:07:41,235 I won't say. 170 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:43,437 You'll think I'm crazy. (Laughs) 171 00:07:43,473 --> 00:07:46,907 Oh... No. Oh, that would not be the thing. 172 00:07:46,943 --> 00:07:49,110 Ooh, it's starting. I am so excited. 173 00:07:49,145 --> 00:07:50,878 I don't know whether to watch "Wicked" 174 00:07:50,913 --> 00:07:52,446 or watch you watching "Wicked." 175 00:07:52,482 --> 00:07:54,615 I'm gonna watch "Wicked," though. 176 00:07:54,651 --> 00:07:58,019 (Opening music plays) 177 00:07:58,054 --> 00:08:00,054 (Music ends) 178 00:08:00,089 --> 00:08:01,455 (Cheers and applause) Ohh! 179 00:08:01,491 --> 00:08:06,027 That was a-a-a-a mazing! 180 00:08:09,265 --> 00:08:10,865 She better be dead. 181 00:08:20,194 --> 00:08:24,263 I don't understand how you could fall asleep during "Wicked." 182 00:08:24,298 --> 00:08:25,798 Okay. I dozed off for just a minute, 183 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:29,201 but I saw almost the whole show, which I loved. 184 00:08:29,237 --> 00:08:30,358 What was your favorite part? 185 00:08:30,371 --> 00:08:32,404 It was, um, that, mm... 186 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,607 The part when Wicked came out? 187 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,848 And he... and he did the whole... 188 00:08:36,878 --> 00:08:38,244 He did that whole song. 189 00:08:38,279 --> 00:08:39,345 The broom song. 190 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:40,713 (Chuckling) The broom song. 191 00:08:40,748 --> 00:08:42,348 Yes. Yeah. 192 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:45,651 There'll always be room for you on my broom 193 00:08:45,686 --> 00:08:47,620 There's no doom and gloom... 194 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:50,556 (Chuckles) Both: 'cause you're on my broom 195 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,658 - There's no broom song! - Damn it! 196 00:08:53,761 --> 00:08:56,195 But it would have been so great if there was, right? 197 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:59,498 No. There are already great songs, which, apparently, you didn't hear. 198 00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:00,699 Baby, I was tired, okay? 199 00:09:00,735 --> 00:09:03,802 I had an exhausting day, and I did hear some of the songs, 200 00:09:03,838 --> 00:09:05,804 like... the one where everyone cheered? 201 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,172 "Defying gravity"? 202 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,674 Good one. (Chuckles) 203 00:09:09,543 --> 00:09:10,709 That's a real song. 204 00:09:10,745 --> 00:09:13,712 I know, and it was a good one. 205 00:09:13,748 --> 00:09:15,447 You know what? (Sighs) 206 00:09:15,483 --> 00:09:16,882 We're going again. 207 00:09:16,918 --> 00:09:18,784 (Laughing) Good one. 208 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:22,621 (Crying) 209 00:09:25,693 --> 00:09:27,660 Do you know what a peony is? 210 00:09:27,695 --> 00:09:29,628 Do you? 211 00:09:29,664 --> 00:09:33,198 Because when I ask a professional florist to show me peonies 212 00:09:33,234 --> 00:09:37,503 and I am shown hydrangeas, that makes you look like an asshole. 213 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:40,306 Really? 214 00:09:40,341 --> 00:09:43,275 Helen, I'm being dramatic? 215 00:09:43,311 --> 00:09:45,477 How's this for dramatic, Helen? 216 00:09:45,513 --> 00:09:47,680 The wedding is off! 217 00:09:47,715 --> 00:09:48,948 The wedding is not off. 218 00:09:50,897 --> 00:09:52,657 Very good. Well, they better be here by noon. 219 00:09:52,687 --> 00:09:53,886 I love you. 220 00:09:56,757 --> 00:09:58,023 Thank you. (Chuckles) 221 00:09:58,059 --> 00:10:01,560 I was so tired of being steamrolled by that 90-year-old woman. 222 00:10:03,297 --> 00:10:04,930 (Clears throat) 223 00:10:04,966 --> 00:10:06,966 (Gasps) Remmie, this kid is unbelievable. 224 00:10:07,001 --> 00:10:08,968 We have gotten more done in the last three hours 225 00:10:09,003 --> 00:10:11,337 than you and I got done in the last six months. (Chuckles) 226 00:10:11,372 --> 00:10:13,906 Fantastic. You can tell me all about it over lunch. 227 00:10:13,941 --> 00:10:16,875 I'll... I'll fuel up the jet. I love eating on that jet. 228 00:10:16,911 --> 00:10:19,345 Ooh, lunch is out. 229 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:21,101 Threepeat and I have a cake tasting in an hour. 230 00:10:21,132 --> 00:10:21,747 That's right. 231 00:10:21,782 --> 00:10:23,415 Ooh, actually, I will do the tasting. 232 00:10:23,451 --> 00:10:25,551 You've got a dress to fit into. 233 00:10:26,854 --> 00:10:29,555 I could come with. Who... who doesn't like cake? 234 00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:30,823 Well, you don't. 235 00:10:30,858 --> 00:10:32,658 You always say cake is a weak man's pie. 236 00:10:32,693 --> 00:10:35,561 Well, we could have a wedding pie. 237 00:10:35,596 --> 00:10:38,397 (Laughter) Okay. 238 00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:41,066 We're laughing at me, aren't we? 239 00:10:41,102 --> 00:10:42,968 Anyway, I should get going. 240 00:10:43,004 --> 00:10:44,403 I'll see you later, peanut. 241 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:45,637 All right. See you soon. 242 00:10:45,673 --> 00:10:49,074 So, uh, how much longer do you think you two are gonna be at this? 243 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:51,844 - I'd say springtime? - That's a long time without my wife. 244 00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:54,613 It's only been two days, and I miss her already. 245 00:10:54,648 --> 00:10:57,116 Well, why don't you tell her that you'd love to do the weddings stuff? 246 00:10:57,151 --> 00:11:00,052 Because that would be a lie, and... and I... 247 00:11:00,087 --> 00:11:02,588 I don't lie, especially to my wife. 248 00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:04,323 Well, you could tell her that I'm not available 249 00:11:04,358 --> 00:11:05,758 because I'm too valuable here at the office. 250 00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:08,494 Mr. Wen, look at me. 251 00:11:08,529 --> 00:11:10,529 I don't lie. 252 00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:15,768 It's like that, peanut? 253 00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:23,108 What do you think? 254 00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:26,545 Looks like a swarm of bees came in and attacked an old turkey leg. 255 00:11:27,982 --> 00:11:30,115 - Hey, guys. - Hi! 256 00:11:30,151 --> 00:11:31,950 - Uh, we need to talk. - Oh, what's going on? 257 00:11:31,986 --> 00:11:35,821 I hope you don't think this is crazy, but look what I got. 258 00:11:35,856 --> 00:11:38,424 (Gasps) It's you! 259 00:11:38,459 --> 00:11:40,192 I'm beautiful. 260 00:11:41,829 --> 00:11:43,562 That's amazing. It's great. 261 00:11:43,597 --> 00:11:45,931 Derrick, did you get a chance to see the tattoo, 262 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,833 or do you think it's too crazy? 263 00:11:47,868 --> 00:11:51,804 I'm just happy you two found each other... 264 00:11:51,839 --> 00:11:54,606 So you don't find anyone else. 265 00:11:54,642 --> 00:11:55,874 I'm so happy you like it. 266 00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:57,643 I was afraid I would scare you off. 267 00:11:57,678 --> 00:12:01,747 I am not going anywhere, except for, right now, 268 00:12:01,782 --> 00:12:04,583 I'm gonna run a quick errand with Derrick. 269 00:12:04,618 --> 00:12:07,052 Derrick, let's go! 270 00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:10,823 (Screams) 271 00:12:10,858 --> 00:12:12,057 (Tattoo needle buzzing) 272 00:12:12,093 --> 00:12:16,028 It hurts so much more the second time! 273 00:12:16,063 --> 00:12:18,664 So I told Jenny straight up, I'm like, 274 00:12:18,699 --> 00:12:21,033 "you and I are going to 'Wicked' again." 275 00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:22,801 Dude, harsh. 276 00:12:22,837 --> 00:12:24,570 Sometimes, you just got to be a man. 277 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,040 Or here's a crazy idea... 278 00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:30,075 You could just let her not like "Wicked." 279 00:12:30,111 --> 00:12:32,511 Look, it's not just about "Wicked." 280 00:12:32,546 --> 00:12:34,079 If I can change her mind about this, 281 00:12:34,115 --> 00:12:36,615 then I can change her mind about other things I like, 282 00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:40,519 like Indian food or ufc fights or marriage. 283 00:12:40,554 --> 00:12:42,020 Marriage? 284 00:12:42,056 --> 00:12:44,857 Dude, I cannot plan another wedding right now. 285 00:12:44,892 --> 00:12:47,192 I got stuck between Mansfield and his wife. 286 00:12:47,228 --> 00:12:49,094 I can't figure out how to get out of it. 287 00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:50,629 Relationships are complicated. 288 00:12:50,664 --> 00:12:52,831 Well, not for all us. 289 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:54,800 I believe I have cracked the code. 290 00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:56,768 Aah! Aah! 291 00:12:56,804 --> 00:12:58,003 Are you dying? 292 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,038 I don't even know what I'm looking at. 293 00:13:00,074 --> 00:13:01,874 It's called an infection. 294 00:13:01,909 --> 00:13:03,642 I'm infected with love. 295 00:13:04,912 --> 00:13:07,079 Dude. 296 00:13:07,114 --> 00:13:10,082 Is it weird to see the same show two days in a row? 297 00:13:10,117 --> 00:13:11,750 I don't think it's weird. 298 00:13:11,785 --> 00:13:13,719 Oh, hey. You're back. 299 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:17,222 All right. 300 00:13:17,258 --> 00:13:22,561 I got the biggest coffee they sell, so let's do this. 301 00:13:22,596 --> 00:13:24,530 (Upbeat music playing) 302 00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,575 (Laughs) 303 00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:39,311 (Laughs) 304 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,086 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 305 00:13:48,122 --> 00:13:49,922 Are you playing "Candy Crush" right now? 306 00:13:49,957 --> 00:13:51,657 Honey, I'm trying to just stay awake. 307 00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:54,059 Shh! Hey, don't shush my girlfriend. 308 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,061 - Could you please quite down? - Me? You should tell her. 309 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,297 Huh. What are you gonna do about it, scarecrow? 310 00:13:58,332 --> 00:14:01,292 Look, I'm not gonna have an argument with a woman who has green face paint. 311 00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:02,935 - You don't know it's paint. - Okay, let's go. Let's go. 312 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,136 - One second. - Both of you. Both of you. 313 00:14:04,171 --> 00:14:05,737 No! 314 00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:09,274 (Whining) No! Why do I have to stay here? 315 00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,512 Do you like this? 316 00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:14,846 Shh. 317 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:20,085 Threepeat, what happened? 318 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,853 I thought we were meeting the mixologist. 319 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:23,055 Yeah, I-I couldn't make it. 320 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:26,258 Well, you were the one who said if we didn't have a signature cocktail, 321 00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:28,760 we might as well serve warm beer out of a hobo's sock. 322 00:14:28,796 --> 00:14:30,762 Look, Mrs. Mansfield, I'd love to help you. 323 00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:32,831 It's just that I'm really swamped with work. 324 00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:37,035 Said, "I'm really swamped with work!" 325 00:14:37,071 --> 00:14:39,171 Here are the accounts that need to be serviced. 326 00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:42,007 Boy, Threepeat, you sure are swamped with work. 327 00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:45,711 You certainly don't have time for any outside activities. 328 00:14:47,014 --> 00:14:48,647 Seriously? That's the best you could do? 329 00:14:48,682 --> 00:14:50,283 Yes. Unlike you, I have real work to do. 330 00:14:50,317 --> 00:14:52,684 This wouldn't have happened if you'd come to rehearsal. 331 00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:55,654 What the hell's going on out here?! 332 00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:57,923 He's putting on some kind of terrible play. 333 00:14:59,193 --> 00:15:01,126 Do you want to help plan this wedding or not? 334 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,861 Of course I do. 335 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:06,231 It's just that I know that remmie-peanut-ington Mansfield misses you... 336 00:15:07,735 --> 00:15:10,055 ...and I was just trying to get you two kids back together. 337 00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:13,038 Mr. Wen, if I ever needed your help with my wife, 338 00:15:13,073 --> 00:15:15,173 do you know what I would say? 339 00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:19,111 Nothing, because I'm never gonna need your help. 340 00:15:19,146 --> 00:15:23,115 You see, I made a rash decision, and I'll pay the consequences. 341 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,349 That's what I do. 342 00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:25,851 That's what I've been doing for 28 years. 343 00:15:25,886 --> 00:15:29,788 And what I do is let him dangle until he realizes he screwed up, 344 00:15:29,823 --> 00:15:32,190 and then I tell him how badly I need him. 345 00:15:32,226 --> 00:15:34,159 Honey... 346 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,594 I screwed up. 347 00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,229 I really need you. 348 00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:41,700 And that's how you stay a happy couple for 28 years. 349 00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:43,168 Come on. 350 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,971 Let's go home and make love on the squash court. 351 00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,373 Sweetheart, does that book ever close? 352 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,844 (Sighs) I did it. 353 00:15:54,915 --> 00:15:57,716 Whoo! That was a good show. 354 00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,686 See? I knew you'd love it. 355 00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,654 - Wow, that was over early. - Oh, yeah. 356 00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:05,290 The wizard got sick, so they gave us the rest of the show off. 357 00:16:05,326 --> 00:16:07,259 You didn't even stay, did you? 358 00:16:07,294 --> 00:16:10,062 Baby, I couldn't take it. There was so much singing. 359 00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:11,296 I think I know why that is. 360 00:16:11,332 --> 00:16:13,632 Because it's a freakin' musical! 361 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,367 But they don't have to sing every little thing! 362 00:16:15,402 --> 00:16:16,768 They're like... 363 00:16:16,804 --> 00:16:18,203 I'm going to the door 364 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,105 I'm leaning on this chair 365 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,274 This is how is feel 366 00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:24,276 Will you at least listen to the soundtrack? 367 00:16:24,311 --> 00:16:25,877 I put it on your phone. 368 00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:27,679 You know the song about changing for the better? 369 00:16:27,715 --> 00:16:30,415 It'll change you... for the better. 370 00:16:30,451 --> 00:16:32,818 Babe, why is this so important to you? 371 00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:35,854 Because even though you don't like musicals 372 00:16:35,889 --> 00:16:37,923 and you never planned on liking musicals, 373 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,925 I was hoping, if you met the right guy, 374 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,060 maybe you'd change and say "yes" to him. 375 00:16:42,096 --> 00:16:44,062 About musicals. 376 00:16:44,098 --> 00:16:45,297 Honey... 377 00:16:45,332 --> 00:16:48,900 I love you, but I'm not that girl. 378 00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:52,104 Do you even know "I'm not that girl" is a song from "Wicked"? 379 00:16:54,441 --> 00:16:55,841 No, I do not. 380 00:16:57,244 --> 00:16:59,711 - Look, we're two different people. - Mm-hmm. 381 00:16:59,747 --> 00:17:01,380 From really different worlds, 382 00:17:01,415 --> 00:17:04,049 but that doesn't mean that we can't be together. 383 00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:06,351 Hell, if they made a musical about that, I'd love it. 384 00:17:06,387 --> 00:17:09,321 That is the exact plot of "Wicked"! 385 00:17:12,693 --> 00:17:14,259 Then "no." 386 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,294 (Sighs) 387 00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:24,081 Mr. Mansfield. 388 00:17:24,116 --> 00:17:25,282 Oh, son! 389 00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:26,679 Yes, come out and join me, please. 390 00:17:26,686 --> 00:17:28,352 - I'm just comparing fabric samples. - Oh. 391 00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:30,187 Tell me, which one... Which one do you prefer... 392 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:34,191 The... the cream, the eggshell, the ecru, or the bone? 393 00:17:34,226 --> 00:17:36,260 Uh, they all look white to me. 394 00:17:36,295 --> 00:17:38,095 Rookie. 395 00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:40,777 You realize someday we're gonna be doing this for yourwedding. 396 00:17:40,808 --> 00:17:42,066 Uh, yeah, I don't think so. 397 00:17:42,101 --> 00:17:43,767 Jenny says she doesn't want to get married. 398 00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:46,770 You didn't propose without getting my blessing first, did you? 399 00:17:46,806 --> 00:17:50,274 No, obviously, I wouldn't skip the traditional asking of the boss. 400 00:17:50,309 --> 00:17:52,476 It just, uh, came up. 401 00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:54,378 I'm sorry, son. That's a... that's a bad day. 402 00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:55,579 Have a seat. 403 00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:57,081 It gets worse. 404 00:17:57,116 --> 00:17:58,749 Well, how could it possibly get worse? 405 00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:01,819 - She hated "Wicked." - What?! 406 00:18:01,854 --> 00:18:04,221 So, I took her again, and she hated it even more. 407 00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:06,323 I mean, how do you build a future on that? 408 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:08,258 What? You're smiling. 409 00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:09,460 What do you know that I don't know? 410 00:18:09,495 --> 00:18:10,594 Well, everything. 411 00:18:12,365 --> 00:18:15,599 Jenny sat through something she hated twice... 412 00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,434 - Mm-hmm. - ...For you. 413 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,503 And as a man who can now tell you the difference 414 00:18:19,538 --> 00:18:25,075 between mint and seafoam, I can tell you that that's real love. 415 00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:27,211 It's like my favorite saying... 416 00:18:27,246 --> 00:18:28,212 "When you love someone ..." 417 00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:30,514 - Set them free. - No. 418 00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:31,715 "Hold on tight." 419 00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:33,231 Why the hell would you set them free? 420 00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:35,285 You love them, for God's sake. 421 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:38,155 Well, that does make more sense. 422 00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:40,591 I just always thought that I'd get married. 423 00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:43,627 I dated a girl once who never wanted to get married. 424 00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:45,696 "Just passing through"... That's what she always said. 425 00:18:45,731 --> 00:18:47,431 You know what happened? 426 00:18:47,466 --> 00:18:49,400 I married her. 427 00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:51,502 You got to hang in there, son. 428 00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:52,770 Yeah. 429 00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:54,638 You know, maybe things will turn around. 430 00:18:56,375 --> 00:19:00,611 Uh... I think I just got crapped on by a bird. 431 00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:02,713 Well, some people say that's good luck. 432 00:19:04,283 --> 00:19:06,417 That's damn sure not. 433 00:19:06,452 --> 00:19:11,255 I think those RSVP's are starting to show up. 434 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,590 Oh, it's gonna be a hell of a turnout. 435 00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:21,665 Like a comet pulled from orbit 436 00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:25,402 As it passes the sun 437 00:19:25,438 --> 00:19:29,273 like a stream that meets a boulder 438 00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:33,377 Halfway through the wood 439 00:19:33,412 --> 00:19:39,116 who can say if I've been changed for the better? 440 00:19:39,151 --> 00:19:43,520 But because I knew you 441 00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:50,260 I have been changed for good 442 00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:51,662 Marry me. 443 00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:55,265 Did you say something? 444 00:19:55,301 --> 00:19:56,500 Oh, nothing. 445 00:20:00,639 --> 00:20:02,539 You want to go to the Imaginarium? 446 00:20:02,575 --> 00:20:04,675 (Gasps) I do! 447 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,376 (Chuckles) 448 00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:07,745 (Chuckles) 449 00:20:10,649 --> 00:20:12,216 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 450 00:20:12,251 --> 00:20:17,187 There's something I wanted to show you, and I think you are going to love it. 451 00:20:17,223 --> 00:20:19,590 (Gasps) 452 00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,558 It's me! 453 00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:24,862 If I was in a fire. 454 00:20:24,897 --> 00:20:26,764 I love it. 455 00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:27,998 She loves it. 456 00:20:29,301 --> 00:20:31,201 I'm gonna get my phone. 457 00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:33,717 I want to take a picture of our tattoos before the henna fades. 458 00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,374 (Camera shutter clicks) 459 00:20:37,409 --> 00:20:38,609 Henna? 460 00:20:38,644 --> 00:20:40,244 Henna... 461 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:43,514 For when getting a permanent tattoo would be too crazy. 462 00:20:45,284 --> 00:20:48,619 Derrick and I actually... 463 00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:51,688 Have to go run a quick errand. 464 00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:54,825 We will be right back. 465 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:59,425 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34792

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