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Prevsly On "Greek"...
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What's with this...
ZBZ mixer?
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Aren't they all about mixing with
those KT losers this semester?
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I am starting to wonder.
...if he's even the right guy for me.
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- Wow. You can really wear a suit.
- What're you doing?
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We said we'd come. Not that we'd stay.
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Thanks again for paying
our electric bill.
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I may not have money, Trip,
but I am still your president.
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You may not be for long.
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- Dale, what're you doing?
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I saw you making all this progress
and realized that you're real competition.
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I've looked at you like a friend,
and you look down on me like The Anchor.
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Russ...
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Cap, I poured my heart out to you at the
End of the World party,
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and you didn't come after me.
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But I'm here now.
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I'm feeling pretty cheap here.
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You were asleep, and I'm totally late.
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Ashleigh's gonna wonder where I slept.
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You know, it's killing me not telling her.
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It's only been a week.
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And it's been an amazing week.
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You can't keep putting this off.
You have to tell Evan.
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We both agreed he should know first
and you said you'd handle it.
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It's just tough to get
any alone time with him.
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Someone's always
in the Amphora lair...
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...lighting torches...
...electing
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the next president...
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- Oops, I just broke the code.
- Come on, Cap.
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I'm just a little nervous because finally,
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after all this time,
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we're back to being
friends again.
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And you're worried
that friendship will fall apart
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when he learns we're together?
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Well, not to mention,he seemed
pretty against it at the End of the World party.
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But this time we're gonna get it right.
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We're three years wiser.
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Maybe you're three years wiser.
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So you'll tell him?
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Absotely. I will e-Mail this morning.
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- Cap.
- All right, I'll text him. Or E-vite, inviting him
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to the conversation.
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Yesterday, Ash wanted to know
why I had this smile,
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and I couldn't think of
an excuse, so I told her
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I was thinking about the rise
and fall of Mischa Barton.
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So you have to tell Evan now.
Then we can pick this back up.
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- Pick what up?
- This.
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- Maybe I should go tell him now. Yeah.
- Then I can tell Ashleigh.
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Dale. We need to talk.
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Really?! We've done so well this past week
not talking.
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I need half your cable bill.
It's due today.
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Today?
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You could've told me a little
sooner, you know?
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I wrote you a message
in my grant project notes.
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- I'm surprised you didn't see it.
- For the love of...
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You know what?
I apologized for that already.
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Even though I don't think
I had anything to apologize for.
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if this is you back with God,
I think I liked the godless Dale better.
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It'll all be moot when I win
the Innovation Grant today.
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When you win?
I have a shot, too.
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I've seen your notes. You still
haven't gotten your wire to re-conduct.
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Actually, the same night...
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my self-healing wire turned
on for a full three minutes.
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- Three minutes?
- Just like your mother.
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All right, well, then I guess...
the better man will win.
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I think we both know
who that man is.
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It's me.
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I slink down Greek Row looking mighty fine
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Howling to the moonlight
on a hot winter night
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Singing the blues while the other girls cry...
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Stop marki and give it your all!
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SongFest is in two days!
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The drop-down is on the four!
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The four! Let's step through it again.
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Great job, Beth. The house is so lucky
to have a real Dance major.
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And I'm so lucky that it's me.
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Hey! Where were you last night?
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- Did you have a boy-girl sleep-over?
- Maybe.
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Who? The scruffy emo guy from the library?
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He's scruffy all right.
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And really awesome.
And someone you know.
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Are you ready?
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Cappie and I are back together.
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You got back together with Cappie?
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- Seriously?
- Who cares?
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Get your asses back in line!
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Now!
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Well, I guess it was inevitable.
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I want you to know I rarely try
to sleep with the same ex twice.
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Thanks, Becks.
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I'm... almost touched.
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Now go dance.
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And
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five, six, seven, eight!
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Wow.
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Wow. That is just so...
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Wow.
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"Wow", good? "Wow", bad?
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"Wow" could mean a lot of things.
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No, I mean "wow", I hope you don't
disappear into the KT black hole.
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'Cause SongFest is the
second most Blue Ribbon
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points after Greek Week,
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- and you're one of our best dancers.
- I won't ditch you. I promise.
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Good.
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Because we are on a mission to take
back number one from Gamma Psi,
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I don't want any distractions.
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Hang on.
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- Katherine texted me.
- What does she want?
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I don't know.
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But I know what I want: an apology for
what they did to us at the four-pack.
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Hey, Cap, what's the...
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urn-mergency?
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It's a good one.
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Wait, what's wrong?
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Well...
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Let me just start by saying that
your opinion means a lot to me.
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OK...
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You know that I value...
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you.
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Am I getting fired?
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The opposite actually. Let's think of this as
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bringing another member into our team...
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...she'll be working
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directly under me...
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Cap, what're you talking about?
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Casey and I got back
together on Thanksgiving.
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Wow. OK.
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You waited all week to tell me?
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I was just
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worried how you'd react.
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Why? You still think that
I have feelings for her?
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No. At the End of the World party
you told me not to go after her.
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Why, do you have feelings forer?
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No, no. We're just friends.
We're totally just friends.
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Man, you know what, I regret
saying what I said at the party.
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This is gonna be good. This
is gonna be really good.
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It's great. Nothing is gonna change.
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We'll all be pals, you know, like...
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...like Harry Potter...
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...and, um, you know,
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the other two.
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I appreciate that. Thank you.
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So... you're OK with it? Really?
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Yeah. Yeah, of course, man. Congrats.
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- Come on.
- Thanks.
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And... I'll catch you later, all right?
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You know, just tell Casey
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that I'll see her at Quidditch practice.
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- Another good one.
- You can stop.
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- I'm sorry.
- OK.
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Stop lollygagging, Cartwright.
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You don't need to be concerned with
your pasty, four-eyed friend.
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The judges will be here any minute.
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OK. I'm almost done.
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You seem to be preoccupied
with your competition.
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Why don't you go speak to him?
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I got nothing to say to him.
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I'm not suggesting intelligent
discourse, Dale.
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If you think he's a threat,
go over and rattle his cage.
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Never underestimate the
value of the head game.
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Watch this.
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Looking good, Milton.
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See that?
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I don't know that that's necessary.
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You want to win, don't you?
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Be the best? Come on.
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Hey, Rus?
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Or should I say Anchor?
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That's a sweet light bulb.
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If I clap twice will it turn on?
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That's...a good one, Dale.
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What, you're not going to respond?
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You told me not to...
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He just fired a shot across your bow.
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In your people's vernacular, it's on!
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Show him what you've got.
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Hey, Dale, if I'm The Anchor,
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then you're the canker...
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sore... in my mouth.
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Oh! Anchor told Kettlewell he's
in his mouth! Good one, Ank.
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- Just gonna take that?
- Yeah, Rusty...
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I bet you do have canker sores...
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...from all the unsavory
women you've made out with.
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Oh! Point, Diz-ale! On a comebiz-ack!
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It's your turn. Make it count.
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At least I didn't lose my
virginity to our landlady,
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and then ask her to marry me.
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Oh, my God!
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I was doing right by her!
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You wanna have a conversation?!
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Time to focus.
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So, what are you up to tonight?
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Oh, I was thinking about
busting up some KTs.
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Oh, wait, that's probably you.
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OK, stop.
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- Can we please put this behind us?
- You're the one who hasn't wanted to talk about it.
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Talk about that I like looking
out for my house and brothers?
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OK, so you'll like looking out for them
but you don't want to be honest with them.
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- I knew this was about me coming out.
- It's not just about that.
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It's about this whole Mr. Tough Guy crap,
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how quick you were to turn on Evan, who,
by the way, is keeping your secret.
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And look at Evan: He came
out about his... money.
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Now everybody treats him
different. I don't want that.
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So maybe if I show them
that I'm a good brother...
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-...they'll take the news better.
- Grant, they're gonna take the news the way they want to.
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If they have issues with it,
then that's their problem.
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There's a lot of better ways
to be a good brother
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- You don't understand.
- Grant...
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...I am the only one in
the house that does.
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It is simple, costumes revealing
genitals are unacceptable.
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If you read your SongFest handbook,
it's all spelled out in the rules.
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I cannot wait for the day when
I am paid to be this organized.
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I had to book vendors, organize security...
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Walk out on our four-pack
to make ZBZ look like losers.
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Is something bothering you, ZBZ?
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My name is Casey,
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and yes something is bothering me.
You and your sisters screwed us.
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four-pack, I don't concern myself
with inter-soritpolitics.
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You're a part of Gamma Psi. Your house
went from girl scouts to the Real Housewives
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of pick-your-city overnight.
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Yes, but I'm also
Panhellenic President.
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People like us have to rise
above the petty politics
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that exist between houses,
which I thought you could do.
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Which is why I wanted to speak with you.
As you kno there's an Vice President of Judicial.
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I want you to serve.
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- What!?
- You have good ideas, Casey, and drive.
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and I need a VP of Judicial who
is not
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afraid to disagree with me.
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I agree. But not all the time!
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I'm not afraid to disagree
with you when you're wrong.
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Which you are not,
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currently.
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As VPJ you would oversee
Greek disciplinary action,
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you would help draft
new legislation.
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Yes, you get your ownlipboard.
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- My own clipboard?
- Just FYI.
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Eighty-five percent of VPJs from CRU
go on
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to receive JDs or MBAs.If that's something
that interests you?
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All of those letters
interest me a lot!
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as a Board member, you're
expected to be impartial,
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so you can't participate in
any inter-sorority competions.
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So...
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So I'd have to drop out
of ZBZ's SongFest skit?
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00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,981
I need your answer by tomorrow. OK?
247
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:53,524
That's good right there!
248
00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:56,620
I'm so happy my big brother
is dating my big sister.
249
00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:59,058
- You've waited a long time to say that, haven't you?
- Maybe.
250
00:13:00,665 --> 00:13:02,840
Don't worry. I know you're
her little brother, so...
251
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,442
I'm not worried about her.
252
00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:07,316
How's your project going?
253
00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:09,787
I finished my presentation earlier,
254
00:13:10,678 --> 00:13:13,152
but Dale and I are still fighting
over who's gonna win tonight.
255
00:13:13,162 --> 00:13:16,220
Yeah, Daley did mention you
guys were having some problems
256
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,564
this morning at Krav-Maga.
257
00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:18,640
Now listen...
258
00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:21,385
Every friendship has its rough patches.
259
00:13:21,395 --> 00:13:24,919
And if you're really friends you'll find a
way to work it out in the End.
260
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,264
Like Harry Potter...
261
00:13:26,803 --> 00:13:28,037
and those other two.
262
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,129
OK. Holy crap, you guys,
263
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,455
I'm graduating!
264
00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:34,741
What is that?
265
00:13:37,378 --> 00:13:39,085
- Crickets!
- Gross!
266
00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:40,135
I hate crickets!
267
00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:41,725
Ever sincePinocchio.
268
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,635
They're too bossy.
269
00:13:45,229 --> 00:13:47,048
They're coming from the fireplace.
270
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:59,932
"Enjoy your crickets, losers. XO OX"
271
00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:01,485
Wait. The Omega Chis pranked us?
272
00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:04,086
The old crickets-down-the-chimney gag.
273
00:14:04,096 --> 00:14:06,648
This has Evan Chambers
written all over it.
274
00:14:07,903 --> 00:14:10,609
Remember how I said everything
will work out in the end?
275
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,919
Well, maybe I was wrong.
276
00:14:16,235 --> 00:14:17,267
How do I look?
277
00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:20,274
Like SongFest gold
and you know it.
278
00:14:21,263 --> 00:14:22,987
I do. Try yours on.
279
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,966
First, I wanted... I wanted to talk
to you about my meeting with Katherine.
280
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:30,237
Tell me how it went.
Did you let her have it?
281
00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:33,586
Yes. I told her to stop calling
me ZBZ and call me Casey.
282
00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:35,731
Wow. And then what?
283
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:40,686
And then she offered me a Panhellenic
Board position. Wait, she offered you a job?
284
00:14:40,783 --> 00:14:43,001
Yeah, Vice President of Judicial.
285
00:14:43,358 --> 00:14:44,695
VPJ, yay!
286
00:14:48,135 --> 00:14:51,807
Which means I would have
to drop out of our skit.
287
00:14:52,705 --> 00:14:53,705
What?!
288
00:14:54,383 --> 00:14:56,236
It's a big opportunity!
289
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,260
No, she's a Gamma Psi, Case.
290
00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:00,691
You went over there to chew her out
and she bribed you!
291
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,643
She did not bribe me, Ash.
292
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,318
You are under a lot of pressure.
293
00:15:04,328 --> 00:15:06,913
You want to win SongFest...
Yeah. So did you.
294
00:15:07,618 --> 00:15:09,434
until Katherine came along.
295
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:14,812
Crickets?
296
00:15:15,807 --> 00:15:16,879
Really, dude?
297
00:15:17,595 --> 00:15:18,820
You could've warned me.
298
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,685
They're in every crack of our house.
299
00:15:22,719 --> 00:15:23,725
See?
300
00:15:23,978 --> 00:15:25,632
I don't know what you're talking about.
301
00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:27,425
I found this in our chimney,
302
00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:30,873
along with the entire cast of "A Bug's Life."
303
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:33,995
You must've known what
your house was up to, right?
304
00:15:34,005 --> 00:15:37,714
Well, you did tag our plaque in
your Thanksgiving break -in.
305
00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:41,373
This is this about Casey, isn't it?
306
00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:43,819
- I knew this would happen.
- What?
307
00:15:43,829 --> 00:15:46,559
Things would get all weird
when you guys got back together.
308
00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:48,825
Since you're the one
making it weird, Nostradamus,
309
00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:51,394
I'm not exactly impressed by your
ability to predict the future.
310
00:15:51,404 --> 00:15:52,615
I was just being honest.
311
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,526
OK, Last time you were honest,
you ended up regretting what You said.
312
00:15:55,536 --> 00:15:57,385
I regret that I said that.
313
00:15:57,395 --> 00:16:00,279
OK? I don't understand why you want
to go through that again.
314
00:16:00,646 --> 00:16:02,761
You still don't think Casey and I will wk?
315
00:16:02,771 --> 00:16:04,362
Hey, I hope I'm wrong,
316
00:16:04,372 --> 00:16:06,192
- but given the history...
- Trust me,
317
00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:08,405
this time it will be different.
318
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,207
Thank you all for participating.
319
00:16:22,217 --> 00:16:25,001
Your projects were amazing!
320
00:16:25,011 --> 00:16:28,224
Yes, yes, everyone gets a ribbon,
you're special just for trying...
321
00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:29,747
Announce the winners already.
322
00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:33,032
The finalists are...
323
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,109
Samir Nagra...
324
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:38,120
Yes!
325
00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:39,661
Kim Cervenka...
326
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,453
- Li Yin Tan...
- Awesome!
327
00:16:42,463 --> 00:16:44,107
Dale Kettlewell...
328
00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:45,123
Yes!
329
00:16:45,184 --> 00:16:46,360
Was there any doubt?
330
00:16:47,823 --> 00:16:50,258
- ...and Rusty Cartwright.
- I did it?!
331
00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:52,195
I did it!
332
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,720
Not bad, for The Anchor.
333
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:57,132
Your final projects were all so good,
334
00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:00,811
that we need more time to
thoroughly evaluate each one.
335
00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:04,189
As a result, we'll announce
the winner next semester.
336
00:17:04,199 --> 00:17:05,980
Thank you all for coming.
337
00:17:09,955 --> 00:17:13,895
Hey, man, have you heard anything about
the guys dumping a boatload of crickets
338
00:17:13,905 --> 00:17:15,365
into the Kappa Tau chimney?
339
00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:18,380
I'm sure Grant knows.
340
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,637
- Things still bad there?
- Yeah. And getting worse.
341
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,337
Yeah, I know how you feel.
342
00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:26,272
Probably not entirely...
343
00:17:26,965 --> 00:17:28,014
...but, um, yeah,
344
00:17:28,595 --> 00:17:30,847
a few of the guys are still
treating me weird.
345
00:17:30,857 --> 00:17:32,634
- Stand your ground.
- Yeah, you, too.
346
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,128
Hey guys,
347
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,563
we're getting a poker game
started. Wanna join us?
348
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:39,520
I'll pass.
349
00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:41,652
Yeah, Chambers. Hundred-dollar buy-in.
350
00:17:42,276 --> 00:17:43,642
Can you handle that?
351
00:17:43,778 --> 00:17:44,825
I'll pass.
352
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,382
Actually, I'll stake you in this game.
353
00:17:48,392 --> 00:17:51,841
Consider it payback for all those
shots you've bought us in the past.
354
00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:54,731
Thanks, Grant.
355
00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:58,924
You guys gonna make out or play?
356
00:18:00,475 --> 00:18:01,681
I'm out.
357
00:18:04,394 --> 00:18:05,430
I'm in.
358
00:18:07,012 --> 00:18:08,035
Son of a...
359
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:09,972
What the hell is this?!
360
00:18:10,441 --> 00:18:12,180
"You hit the...
361
00:18:12,314 --> 00:18:14,557
KT wall."
362
00:18:17,652 --> 00:18:19,527
Krappa Tau is gonna pay for that.
363
00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:24,484
Gamma Psi tonight
364
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,686
Gamma Psi tonight
365
00:18:25,696 --> 00:18:28,402
I've never seen so many Gamma
Psis together in one place.
366
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:31,179
They look like those creepy little
kids from Village of the Damned.
367
00:18:31,189 --> 00:18:34,172
Gamma Psi's the best and we got game
368
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:38,644
So step back
Boy, do not approach
369
00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:39,700
They're good.
370
00:18:40,255 --> 00:18:42,188
They're good, but they're no ZBZ.
371
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:45,692
I'd feel a lot better if
we had our entire cast.
372
00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:47,860
You guys are gonna do fine without me.
373
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:49,520
Gamma Psi tonight
374
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,607
Gamma Psi tonight
375
00:18:53,525 --> 00:18:54,924
Gamma Psi.
376
00:18:57,748 --> 00:19:01,022
Hey, Case. I hope you guys are
ready for a little competion.
377
00:19:01,219 --> 00:19:04,806
I mean, the Mu Gamma Sigs might give
you guys a run for your money.
378
00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:05,965
Natalie,
379
00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:10,425
shouldn't you be protecting
your pot of gold?
380
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:16,011
Casey, that mean girl says
I can't do SongFest.
381
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,264
What? Who?
382
00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:19,161
Katherine,
383
00:19:19,171 --> 00:19:21,018
did you tell Beth that
she can't do SongFest?
384
00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:23,848
Afraid so. Participants have to be
current members of their ho
385
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:27,197
Beth deactivated ZBZ last semester
when she went I-Kap, so...
386
00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,136
OK. I'll send her home.
387
00:19:29,146 --> 00:19:31,290
- What?
- Oh, you can't use her dance, either.
388
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,415
- What? You can't be serious.
- What?
389
00:19:32,425 --> 00:19:35,462
As VPJ frontrunner,
390
00:19:35,472 --> 00:19:37,123
I think you should understand the rules.
391
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:40,390
That just happen to knock us
out the day before SongFest.
392
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,376
You just sabotaged our house,
you can't expect her...
393
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:45,223
I don't have your response
on the VP of Judicial job.
394
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:48,422
I really stuck my neck out for you,
so I'd like your answer now...
395
00:19:48,432 --> 00:19:49,442
please.
396
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:54,725
I decline.
397
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,403
So you're gonna
398
00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:01,798
turn this down so you can dance
in a skit that you don't have?
399
00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:03,518
My house needs me.
400
00:20:03,528 --> 00:20:05,155
My house needs me.
401
00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:06,561
Moving on.
402
00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:19,214
to be one of those couples
that holds hands?
403
00:20:19,224 --> 00:20:21,009
I don't know. Let me see your hand.
404
00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:23,772
So how did Evan take it?
405
00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:27,322
Pretty well. You know Evs.
406
00:20:27,332 --> 00:20:29,731
Did Ashleigh explode over the news?
407
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:33,774
Yeah, she was a little worried that
you'd pull my focus from SongFest.
408
00:20:33,784 --> 00:20:36,407
Obviously not. I missed you last night.
409
00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:40,371
We were up until four a.m. trying
to come up with a new dance.
410
00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:44,422
And all we agreed on was that
Katherine is another Frannie,
411
00:20:44,432 --> 00:20:47,560
- only evil-er.
- So tonight's out of the question?
412
00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:50,429
After SongFest is over, I promise.
413
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,328
- Think you can wait that long?
- Oh, ok.
414
00:20:55,561 --> 00:20:57,956
But any longer and I'm
gonna start without you.
415
00:20:59,013 --> 00:21:02,360
- Wow, sweaty much?
- Ok, that is you!
416
00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:03,370
Cap!
417
00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:05,658
Oh... Evan, hey.
418
00:21:05,668 --> 00:21:09,359
Hey, Case... do you mind if I talk
to Cap alone for a few sec?
419
00:21:09,705 --> 00:21:11,857
- What is going on?
- Why don't you ask him?
420
00:21:12,032 --> 00:21:14,959
He walled in our front door cause
he didn't appreciated my honesty
421
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,389
This has nothing to do with your honesty.
422
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,374
It's about the swarm of crickets
that's still in our house.
423
00:21:20,384 --> 00:21:23,634
Ok you guys, you can't let your houses
get in the way of your friendship.
424
00:21:23,644 --> 00:21:26,600
And until you get them to declare a
truce, none of this will ever change.
425
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:29,613
- Katie is a stowing up on this.
- Crickets, Evan.
426
00:21:34,023 --> 00:21:35,088
Douchebag.
427
00:21:42,148 --> 00:21:45,559
Maybe... what you guys need
is a common ennemy.
428
00:21:46,116 --> 00:21:48,661
Cappie. Who did the Kappa
Tau hate the most?
429
00:21:48,773 --> 00:21:49,989
Ryan Seacrest.
430
00:21:50,354 --> 00:21:52,098
Oh, no, no, no, wait... wait...
431
00:21:52,108 --> 00:21:53,111
Officer Huck.
432
00:21:53,121 --> 00:21:55,758
And who did the Omega Chis hate the most?
433
00:21:55,768 --> 00:21:56,862
Liberals?
434
00:21:57,199 --> 00:21:58,577
- Huck.
- So...
435
00:21:58,768 --> 00:21:59,828
maybe...
436
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,397
we got our houses to team up against him.
437
00:22:02,407 --> 00:22:04,446
Fight over our hatred for Huck together.
438
00:22:05,466 --> 00:22:06,488
Right?
439
00:22:08,204 --> 00:22:11,534
Hey! So I thought we could celebrate
the end of this ridiculous competition
440
00:22:11,544 --> 00:22:13,950
between you to, with a .... pizza.
441
00:22:14,598 --> 00:22:16,121
So? Who won?
442
00:22:16,131 --> 00:22:19,579
- They haven't decided yet.
So neither of us won. - Well, not yet anyway...
443
00:22:19,984 --> 00:22:21,815
- Hey!
- You're not gonna eat out.
444
00:22:21,825 --> 00:22:23,214
Guys, what the hell?
445
00:22:23,224 --> 00:22:25,995
- He keeps rubbing me the wrong way.
- Is there a right way to rub you?
446
00:22:26,005 --> 00:22:29,444
- Ok, this is ridiculous.
- Well, we need to do something soon.
447
00:22:29,454 --> 00:22:31,659
Because if I have to live like
this until next semester,
448
00:22:31,669 --> 00:22:34,857
- What? You're gonna take me down?
- Oh, I can take you up and down.
449
00:22:35,776 --> 00:22:38,589
- Well, there's only one
way to settle this then. - Whoa, guys.
450
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,809
And what's that?
451
00:22:40,722 --> 00:22:41,880
Battle Bots.
452
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:43,390
- You're on.
- You're on.
453
00:22:47,276 --> 00:22:49,147
Wait... how about this?
454
00:22:52,419 --> 00:22:54,105
I just saw someone on the dancefloor once.
455
00:22:56,821 --> 00:22:58,854
That's fine if you wanna get pregnant.
456
00:23:00,308 --> 00:23:01,854
How about this?
457
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:10,008
Really?
458
00:23:11,692 --> 00:23:13,491
You know, I never thought I'd say this...
459
00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:15,224
but without Beth, we're screwed.
460
00:23:16,055 --> 00:23:17,851
But we can't let Katherine win.
461
00:23:17,861 --> 00:23:20,675
We just have to be the best we
can be with the people we have.
462
00:23:20,772 --> 00:23:23,730
You know what, it's just too bad we
don't have someone who can choreograph.
463
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:27,525
Oh, for the billionth time Abby, you don't
have to raise your hand to ask a question.
464
00:23:27,887 --> 00:23:30,465
It's more of a suggestion
actually. For a new dance.
465
00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:33,518
No offense, but what do you
know about choreography?
466
00:23:33,528 --> 00:23:35,872
I choreographed three of
my high school musicals,
467
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,898
the third one, was our senior year.
468
00:23:40,741 --> 00:23:42,048
Oh, well we are desperate.
469
00:23:42,392 --> 00:23:44,267
And we're all in this together.
470
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,721
So...
471
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,256
What you doing Spitter?
472
00:23:50,394 --> 00:23:55,322
I have 24 hours to modify a base-line robot
with standardize weaponry to destroy Dale?
473
00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:57,513
Ok.
474
00:23:58,553 --> 00:24:00,887
Gemini wants you to be
careful with your killer robot.
475
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,148
Who's Gemini?
476
00:24:05,961 --> 00:24:07,999
We came to an understanding.
477
00:24:19,587 --> 00:24:22,037
- An official meeting now?
- No, sorry, I was just...
478
00:24:22,047 --> 00:24:24,192
killing a cricket. But I
do have an annoucement.
479
00:24:24,202 --> 00:24:26,612
We're gonna finally get
back at Officer Huck.
480
00:24:26,919 --> 00:24:30,140
Rusty has a killer-robot, so maybe
after he kills Dale, we can like...
481
00:24:30,150 --> 00:24:32,808
- attack Huck with it or something.
- We're not gonna need the robot Beav.
482
00:24:33,318 --> 00:24:35,173
We have help this time.
483
00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:36,650
The Omega Chis.
484
00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:43,108
- Cap, are you drunk?
- Nope, I'm serious.
485
00:24:43,118 --> 00:24:44,308
I talmked to Evan,
486
00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:46,153
our houses are gonna pull
off the plan together.
487
00:24:46,163 --> 00:24:49,000
- Why? Those guys are jerk.
- It's not like we can trust them.
488
00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:51,989
Gemini agrees with Rusty.
489
00:24:51,999 --> 00:24:53,445
True, but...
490
00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,753
what better way not to trust someone
491
00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:59,005
that to trust them with someone
you distrust more than them?
492
00:25:02,186 --> 00:25:03,580
That makes no sense at all.
493
00:25:03,590 --> 00:25:05,198
- Exactly.
- It works for me.
494
00:25:05,677 --> 00:25:06,943
Me too.
495
00:25:07,616 --> 00:25:08,796
Oh, Gemini!
496
00:25:11,984 --> 00:25:13,610
Great. Meeting adjourned.
497
00:25:18,862 --> 00:25:19,881
Nailed it.
498
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,880
And so with KT's help we'll
pull off the ultime prank.
499
00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:29,257
And Huck and the school will
remember for years to come.
500
00:25:31,636 --> 00:25:34,100
Why do we wanna do anything with the KTs?
501
00:25:34,110 --> 00:25:36,325
Yeah, we don't need them
to screw with Huck.
502
00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:40,178
- Huh, that's true, but... I think...
- Was this your idea or them?
503
00:25:40,377 --> 00:25:41,791
We came up with this together.
504
00:25:42,836 --> 00:25:44,049
Come on, Chambers.
505
00:25:44,101 --> 00:25:46,138
Guys, just back off, alright?
506
00:25:46,148 --> 00:25:49,087
You guys have been on Evan's ass
ever since he gave up his money.
507
00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:50,745
This has nothing to do with money.
508
00:25:50,755 --> 00:25:54,059
It's about Evan being who he was
before he gave up his money.
509
00:25:54,243 --> 00:25:56,583
And I'm still that guy.
510
00:25:56,593 --> 00:25:59,906
The Evan Chambers we elected as president
wouldn't have taken the back seat to anyone.
511
00:25:59,916 --> 00:26:01,074
He's right, Evan.
512
00:26:01,503 --> 00:26:02,504
I'm sorry.
513
00:26:02,514 --> 00:26:06,713
The Evan Chambers I voted for
wouldn't join someone's else plan.
514
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,403
He'd have one of his own.
515
00:26:09,126 --> 00:26:11,448
We need a prank that
shows how awesome we are.
516
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:13,701
Or maybe we'd just need another president.
517
00:26:20,341 --> 00:26:21,594
Meeting adjourned.
518
00:26:38,238 --> 00:26:39,489
Thank you Pi
519
00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:43,257
for that wildly inappropriate
rendition of "Wild Things".
520
00:26:48,748 --> 00:26:50,826
Next up, we have ZBZ.
521
00:26:57,670 --> 00:26:59,761
This is it Beav, Casey's up.
522
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:02,057
Maybe she and her buckle will do "Bound".
523
00:27:02,067 --> 00:27:03,399
Can't say I haven't thought about it.
524
00:27:03,409 --> 00:27:04,409
ZBZ!
525
00:27:04,621 --> 00:27:06,185
What is taking so long?
526
00:27:08,141 --> 00:27:09,141
ZBZ!
527
00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:17,786
Well, I guess this means ZBZ
is not coming. Moving on.
528
00:29:00,633 --> 00:29:01,910
Yo Casey!
529
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:30,836
Teach me, teach me, teach me!
530
00:29:30,846 --> 00:29:33,642
So what, do I start dancing like
right here flesh mob style?
531
00:29:33,652 --> 00:29:35,939
- Ok, no, honey...
- What? Sorry.
532
00:29:36,172 --> 00:29:38,950
Case, we're waiting for the results.
533
00:29:48,446 --> 00:29:49,891
Ash, wow.
534
00:29:50,046 --> 00:29:51,389
Who's that girl?
535
00:29:51,846 --> 00:29:53,781
Oh... she's a friend.
536
00:29:54,117 --> 00:29:57,011
Congratulations, you were so so great.
537
00:29:57,276 --> 00:29:58,282
Thanks.
538
00:30:01,205 --> 00:30:03,034
- I'll catch up with you later.
- Ok.
539
00:30:05,895 --> 00:30:08,005
- So I'm in.
- Well, that means we're both in.
540
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,981
We're waiting further.
541
00:30:10,273 --> 00:30:12,425
Do you have any idea what
comes ou of your mouth?
542
00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:13,903
- No, do you?
- Guys.
543
00:30:14,951 --> 00:30:16,653
We'll meet later at the students' union.
544
00:30:16,784 --> 00:30:17,800
All right.
545
00:30:21,636 --> 00:30:22,985
Hey, richkin.
546
00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:25,445
Wanna grab a drink at Dobler's afterwards?
547
00:30:25,715 --> 00:30:28,909
Oh, sorry I gotta raincheck, but
you looked pretty awesome up there.
548
00:30:29,115 --> 00:30:30,115
I know.
549
00:30:37,615 --> 00:30:39,878
The scores are in.
550
00:30:40,068 --> 00:30:44,293
The winner of this year SongFest,
and "15 blue" event points
551
00:30:44,568 --> 00:30:45,603
is
552
00:30:51,512 --> 00:30:53,242
Gamma Psi!
553
00:31:00,455 --> 00:31:01,507
What?
554
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:02,687
What?
555
00:31:02,697 --> 00:31:05,253
We were way better than
these demonic munchkins.
556
00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,777
They cheated, they had to.
557
00:31:06,787 --> 00:31:08,533
Katherine tailed the votes.
558
00:31:08,543 --> 00:31:10,352
Maybe we should temper with them...
559
00:31:10,362 --> 00:31:13,859
Yeah, well, even if she did, we
can't prove it, so we're screwed.
560
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,182
All we need to do is... is
check the score sheets...
561
00:31:17,192 --> 00:31:18,808
which would be on her clipboard.
562
00:31:18,818 --> 00:31:21,059
So we're gonna ask to see her clipboard?
563
00:31:21,217 --> 00:31:22,953
We don't have to ask.
564
00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:32,357
I guess this is it. No professors...
565
00:31:33,112 --> 00:31:34,535
no projects...
566
00:31:34,691 --> 00:31:35,983
just you and me.
567
00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:37,319
It had to be.
568
00:31:37,761 --> 00:31:40,221
Articulated hydraulic, mano a mano.
569
00:31:41,407 --> 00:31:42,966
Well, here's a fair fight.
570
00:31:44,357 --> 00:31:47,791
There's nothing fait about this Rust
Fair would be me winning my grand.
571
00:31:47,801 --> 00:31:51,686
Because for the last year and a half I'v
spent every waking minute on school.
572
00:31:51,696 --> 00:31:54,871
While you've been out with
your girls and your frat bros.
573
00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:57,802
Hey guys, save it for the Battle Bots.
574
00:31:57,812 --> 00:32:01,899
No, no. 'Cause I sacrifize
and I make the hard choices
575
00:32:01,909 --> 00:32:03,686
while everything just fall in your lap.
576
00:32:03,696 --> 00:32:06,781
You had a D on your midterm, you
almost flake on the extra credit,
577
00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:08,372
and everything just works out.
578
00:32:08,382 --> 00:32:10,206
Hey, I worked hard too!
579
00:32:10,216 --> 00:32:12,932
Not half as hard as I have.
And you know it.
580
00:32:13,387 --> 00:32:14,625
I deserve this.
581
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:16,625
You don't.
582
00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:20,616
Can you believe it?
583
00:32:21,368 --> 00:32:22,368
Well,
584
00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:25,444
Rusty, all seems good for you,
585
00:32:25,454 --> 00:32:27,993
you know, school, Kappa
Tau, girlfriends...
586
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:29,761
all he has is science.
587
00:32:29,771 --> 00:32:32,646
And, God, we barely talked this semester.
588
00:32:32,656 --> 00:32:35,111
So I just should let him win
because I feel bad for him?
589
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:38,080
No, I'm just saying, this
guy has one thing in his life
590
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,650
take that away from him...
591
00:32:40,137 --> 00:32:42,587
You're a scientist, you can do the math.
592
00:32:49,863 --> 00:32:53,463
Good thing they didn't leave a single light
on since we're paying their electric bill.
593
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,864
Found a candle.
594
00:33:02,832 --> 00:33:03,841
Jasmine.
595
00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:08,241
What? It's dark in here.
596
00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:10,263
That's why we brought our flashlights.
597
00:33:11,103 --> 00:33:13,745
I think they were in a rush to hit
Dobler's. Everyone, start looki
598
00:33:20,641 --> 00:33:22,595
- Ooh! I think I found it!
- Let's see it.
599
00:33:23,841 --> 00:33:27,510
OK, the judges gave us
95, 95, 99, and a zero?
600
00:33:27,597 --> 00:33:30,747
- Someone gave us a zero out of 100?
- This one judge. Ryan.
601
00:33:31,164 --> 00:33:33,677
He also gave the Gamma Psis a 100!
602
00:33:33,963 --> 00:33:34,988
That's so shady!
603
00:33:34,998 --> 00:33:38,071
Yeah, all the others gave
Gamma Psi low 80S.
604
00:33:38,994 --> 00:33:40,985
Does that mean they bribed the judge?
605
00:33:41,188 --> 00:33:43,208
Oh! They're like mini-Sopranos.
606
00:33:43,218 --> 00:33:44,948
Well, if that's the case,
607
00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,430
then we have our proof.
608
00:33:46,808 --> 00:33:47,958
Yeah, let's go.
609
00:33:56,575 --> 00:33:57,575
Come on.
610
00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:11,711
We were right, Lambers.
611
00:34:11,721 --> 00:34:13,154
This is the ultimate prank.
612
00:34:13,164 --> 00:34:15,957
Let's go downstairs, get some
extra rope just to be safe.
613
00:34:15,967 --> 00:34:17,300
- Cap, come on.
- Sure.
614
00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:20,170
- Guys, you good for a sec?
- Got it, Cap.
615
00:34:32,876 --> 00:34:33,879
Guys!
616
00:34:41,107 --> 00:34:42,226
Evan, get in.
617
00:34:42,236 --> 00:34:44,109
You guys are bailing?
618
00:34:44,597 --> 00:34:47,333
- Run, Cap.
- We're not even done here. What're you talking about?
619
00:34:47,785 --> 00:34:48,970
Evan, hurry.
620
00:34:49,305 --> 00:34:51,271
Guys! We can't hold this forever!
621
00:34:51,281 --> 00:34:54,148
- They need our help up there.
- Get in the truck. All right.
622
00:34:56,457 --> 00:34:57,903
- You called the cops!
- Sorry, Cap.
623
00:34:57,913 --> 00:34:59,695
Listen to me, I'm doing you a favor.
624
00:35:00,005 --> 00:35:01,014
Run!
625
00:35:01,024 --> 00:35:02,039
But, wait...
626
00:35:04,206 --> 00:35:05,304
Oh, no, no, no!
627
00:35:08,472 --> 00:35:09,595
Oh, my God!
628
00:35:15,137 --> 00:35:16,869
Sweet mother of mercy.
629
00:35:17,499 --> 00:35:18,812
The Mach 5!
630
00:35:18,822 --> 00:35:20,959
- We gotta go.
- What? Where are Wade and the guys?
631
00:35:20,969 --> 00:35:23,220
- We can't help.
- Let's get the hell out of here.
632
00:35:24,311 --> 00:35:27,026
Oh, dear lord, that's a sticky wicket.
633
00:35:29,176 --> 00:35:30,424
Don't move!
634
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,379
They went that-a-way!
635
00:35:37,597 --> 00:35:41,730
In this corner, standing
636
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,890
a member of a non-academic frat,
637
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:47,017
It's Rusty "The Anchor" Cartwright!
638
00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:50,151
In this corner, he's a born
-again landlady lay-er
639
00:35:50,161 --> 00:35:51,708
from Wetumpka, Arkansas,
640
00:35:51,876 --> 00:35:53,819
weighing at he-wouldn't-tell-us,
641
00:35:53,829 --> 00:35:58,645
the ultimate, extreme circuit boarder,
Dale "The Lightning Rail" Kettlewell.
642
00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,844
Please let this be quick.
643
00:36:01,171 --> 00:36:02,471
On your marks,
644
00:36:03,133 --> 00:36:04,164
get set...
645
00:36:06,515 --> 00:36:07,784
...Battle Bots!
646
00:36:26,145 --> 00:36:27,686
Close shave, huh, Rus?!
647
00:36:30,499 --> 00:36:31,499
Yeah!
648
00:36:47,091 --> 00:36:48,782
Anchor's away, Dale!
649
00:36:52,952 --> 00:36:54,224
How does that feel?
650
00:36:58,928 --> 00:37:00,171
What's wrong, Dale?
651
00:37:01,831 --> 00:37:03,233
What's wrong with your robot?
652
00:37:05,986 --> 00:37:07,876
This guy's gonna lose to Rusty!
653
00:37:07,886 --> 00:37:09,965
Looks like we got ourselves a new Anchor!
654
00:37:15,644 --> 00:37:17,267
No, no, no, no...
655
00:37:39,823 --> 00:37:40,969
Dale wins!
656
00:37:44,374 --> 00:37:46,162
Dale wins, everybody!
657
00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:52,709
Congratulations, Dale.
658
00:37:53,683 --> 00:37:56,902
Thanks, Rusty. Looks like we finally
found out who the better man is.
659
00:38:01,861 --> 00:38:04,570
- Dale! Dale! Dale! Dale!
- Ok...
660
00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:06,118
Dale! Dale!
661
00:38:12,712 --> 00:38:15,281
Smells like someone's grilling.
662
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:16,542
I really hope not.
663
00:38:17,789 --> 00:38:20,322
Rebecca, did you remember
to blow out that candle?
664
00:38:22,147 --> 00:38:23,302
Guys...
665
00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:24,853
Back at the house.
666
00:38:36,413 --> 00:38:37,555
We need to talk.
667
00:38:39,768 --> 00:38:41,913
Outside. I don't want you in my house.
668
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:53,472
I'm glad you made it out OK...
669
00:38:53,907 --> 00:38:55,375
You planned this?
670
00:38:55,745 --> 00:38:56,925
Listen to me, all right?
671
00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:59,675
Yes, we left your guys holding
the cart and called the police.
672
00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:00,948
So we'd get caught.
673
00:39:01,059 --> 00:39:03,055
I had to do it to get my house back.
674
00:39:03,065 --> 00:39:05,984
And your solution was to get
three of my brothers expelled.
675
00:39:07,784 --> 00:39:09,023
Expelled?
676
00:39:09,674 --> 00:39:11,482
God, no, that wasn't the plan.
677
00:39:11,492 --> 00:39:13,412
We thought they'd get community service.
678
00:39:13,422 --> 00:39:16,356
- That's a hell of a plan.
- What was I supposed to do, man?!
679
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,617
Give up my house and take a backseat to
you and Casey like I did. Freshman year?
680
00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:21,838
Come on!
681
00:39:23,871 --> 00:39:26,124
When it comes down to
choosing between friends
682
00:39:26,134 --> 00:39:28,831
and brothers, you have to
choose your brothers.
683
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:33,662
Yeah,
684
00:39:34,511 --> 00:39:36,289
you made your choice pretty clear.
685
00:39:37,223 --> 00:39:39,124
Wait. Listen. Listen.
686
00:39:41,951 --> 00:39:43,439
You have the perfect girl,
687
00:39:44,609 --> 00:39:46,509
guys who worship you.
688
00:39:47,825 --> 00:39:49,736
My house is all I have left.
689
00:39:51,686 --> 00:39:53,223
Well, you're right about that.
690
00:39:56,993 --> 00:39:59,794
Oh, and if I were you, I would
go out through the back gate.
691
00:40:12,457 --> 00:40:13,709
What happened?
692
00:40:21,133 --> 00:40:23,483
Oh! Thank God you guys are OK.
When we heard the sirens
693
00:40:23,493 --> 00:40:26,294
I thought maybe you guys
were in the Gamma Psi house.
694
00:40:27,661 --> 00:40:29,937
- We weren't there.
- Thank God,
695
00:40:29,947 --> 00:40:33,086
for a second there I thought that
maybe you guys had started the fire.
696
00:40:33,096 --> 00:40:34,328
No, we were there,
697
00:40:34,695 --> 00:40:36,541
but we didn't start the fire.
698
00:40:37,229 --> 00:40:38,506
We hope not.
699
00:40:39,694 --> 00:40:41,875
I left a candle burning, not a campfire!
700
00:40:41,885 --> 00:40:45,686
But, maybe you can explain that to the
police since you love talking about it.
701
00:40:46,095 --> 00:40:47,558
Oh, my God! The police?
702
00:40:48,703 --> 00:40:52,416
We're all gonna go to girl jail like
those prison movies my boyfriend watches!
703
00:40:56,513 --> 00:40:59,303
- It's Katherine!
- Oh, no. That's the mean girl.
704
00:40:59,687 --> 00:41:01,032
OK, I got it.
705
00:41:04,409 --> 00:41:05,431
Katherine,
706
00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:08,174
- I can't believe this.
- I know. It is surreal.
707
00:41:09,557 --> 00:41:13,149
But I plan on doing everything in
my power to investigate this.
708
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,601
Is that necessary? It
could've been an accident.
709
00:41:16,612 --> 00:41:20,493
No, it's unlikely. This is the kind of thing
that rarely occurs unless someone is at fault.
710
00:41:20,504 --> 00:41:22,689
And they will be punished severely.
711
00:41:22,809 --> 00:41:25,152
You should go easy, I mean...
712
00:41:25,162 --> 00:41:27,600
You don't want to
overdo it, you know...
713
00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:29,407
right?
714
00:41:31,266 --> 00:41:33,624
That's big of you, Casey, considering
715
00:41:33,634 --> 00:41:35,904
ZBZ is the most affected.
716
00:41:36,971 --> 00:41:37,976
Wait.
717
00:41:37,986 --> 00:41:39,176
What are you talking about?
718
00:41:39,186 --> 00:41:42,664
Irregularities in SongFest judging.
What are you talking about?
719
00:41:47,437 --> 00:41:49,518
I was talking about
your house burning down.
720
00:41:49,983 --> 00:41:51,092
My what?!
721
00:41:52,167 --> 00:41:53,300
Oh, my God!
722
00:41:54,409 --> 00:41:56,919
She didn't disqualify Beth
for no reason! She...
723
00:41:57,259 --> 00:42:00,645
Which means she really wanted me for the
job. Which means she's not Frannie.
724
00:42:00,655 --> 00:42:02,641
We have bigger problems.
725
00:42:03,168 --> 00:42:04,808
You're our president, Ash.
726
00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:06,651
What now?
727
00:42:11,899 --> 00:42:13,848
We turn ourselves in, I guess.
728
00:42:17,510 --> 00:42:19,206
- No.
- No?
729
00:42:19,629 --> 00:42:23,186
We can't turn ourselves in because
we don't know what happened.
730
00:42:23,196 --> 00:42:26,318
It's an old house. It could've been
electrical, it could've been a gas leak...
731
00:42:26,328 --> 00:42:28,347
- Or a raccoon.
732
00:42:28,357 --> 00:42:30,564
We'll know if we did it
733
00:42:30,898 --> 00:42:32,758
when we get in trouble for it.
734
00:42:32,768 --> 00:42:34,791
But until then we say nothing.
735
00:42:36,209 --> 00:42:38,072
- I won't breath a word, I promise.
- Yeah.
736
00:42:38,082 --> 00:42:40,024
We all need to promise.
We need to make a pact.
737
00:42:40,034 --> 00:42:41,982
Yeah. Yeah, everyone gather around.
738
00:42:42,507 --> 00:42:43,857
Put your pinkies up.
739
00:42:48,351 --> 00:42:50,674
We, the sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta,
740
00:42:51,245 --> 00:42:54,385
promise never to tell anyone
outside of these walls
741
00:42:54,525 --> 00:42:56,240
what happened tonight.
742
00:42:56,484 --> 00:42:57,484
Yeah.
743
00:43:02,357 --> 00:43:03,373
Ok.
744
00:43:17,567 --> 00:43:18,800
What are you doing here?
745
00:43:20,137 --> 00:43:22,115
Rain check, remember?
746
00:43:24,327 --> 00:43:26,699
I could really use a friend right now.
747
00:43:43,835 --> 00:43:47,332
I can't believe Wade, Ferret
and Jeremy got expelled.
748
00:43:52,309 --> 00:43:54,653
I lost four of my best friends today.
749
00:43:58,096 --> 00:43:59,324
Sorry, Cap.
750
00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:05,641
Well, it could be worse.
751
00:44:07,442 --> 00:44:10,835
At least our house didn't burn
down like the Gamma Psi's, huh?
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Yeah.
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Greek comeback on 25th January
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