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Previously on Greek:
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We'll see what we can do to
get your o-chem grades back up.
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Even if I get "a's" in
my other honors classes,
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{\pos(192,240)}i'm still gonna drop
below the required 3.5 cum.
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My "d" is officially a "c".
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- Wait, that's it?
- It's good enough for now.
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You're a good kisser.
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What are we doing?
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I didn't kiss evan at the
end of the world party. I kissed fisher.
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What?
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I was drunk.
And I screwed up big time.
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When someone cheats on me,
it's over.
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Grant and I kissed. If
anyone from the house saw him,
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he's screwed, 'cause he
didn't want to come out yet.
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We, at pan-hellenic, are
deducting blue ribbon points
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from sorities whose sisters choose
to participate in the undie run.
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But it's a 60-year-old tradition
that fosters school spirit and unity.
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Moving on...
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Nice work saving the undie run.
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Some people didn't think so.
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So pan-hellenic scholarship applications
are due at the end of the month.
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Moving on...
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Tomorrow we start our
annual dry weekend, a chance for cru's
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greek system to prove it can
actually go 48 hours without alcohol.
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This is always so lame.
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Excuse me?
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Is she looking at me?
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I understand it
might be difficult to
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muster the enthusiasm for
this event you had
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for running around in your underwear,
but do you have a comment, zbz?
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I just said
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I think... dry weekend
is a little ineffective.
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Houses can't have parties
with alcohol so we...
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They end up at a packed dobler's
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or drinking in some
smelly fraternity basement.
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That's not gonna happen. There
won't be underground partying.
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Ifc and pan-hellenic are doing
sober patrols of all the houses.
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And any house found in violation
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faces social suspension
for one month.
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Great, now it's gonna
be lame and alcohol free.
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I'm sorry, we're in a small room.
Why do you think I can't hear you?
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they can have fun without alcohol, why
not give them something they can do?
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Something that's fun.
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Like?
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Me? OK.
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I guess we could do a
party, a progressive party.
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Where each sority has a
different sober activity.
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Like... A drunk-driving
simulator. Or root beer pong.
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And karaoke!
Everyone loves karaoke!
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Since you have such
a good take on it...
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... you're in charge of dry weekend.
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Me?
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Moving on...
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OK, so you combine
silicon tetrachloride,
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diphenylmercury and...
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Crap, what is it?
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What about absinthe?
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Absinthe isn't an
organometallic compound.
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But it could be the perfect cocktail
for this year's dry weekend.
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It's very hip right now.
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But dry weekend is supposed
to be alcohol-free, right?
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Technically, but for the
kappa taus' underground
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wet weekend party, i'm reading
about the "green fairy."
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Do you really think
it causes facial tics?
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Whatever.
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Why are you giving me this?
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It's yours. Your mails
still come to the house.
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- I moved out months ago!
- Yeah, there's a bunch of it.
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It's the anchor.
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Your nickname's Spitter
because you spit on a girl.
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- What does anchor even mean?
- Maybe it means "news anchor?"
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Because I'm always up on what's
going on in polymer science?
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Excuse me. You
called spitter "anchor."
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If I may, what is the derivation?
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It's because he got such a low
grade on his o-chem midterm,
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he's holding down the curve
like an anchor. Get it?
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Yeah, I get it.
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That's my first experience
with nerd-on-nerd hazing.
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I still prefer spitter.
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Yeah, me too.
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Kappa Tau Team
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{\pos(192,240)}you're here!
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{\pos(192,240)}I was just making our
escape plan from dry weekend.
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{\pos(192,240)}I have movies, pedicures and to honor
the occasion, an in-town bar crawl.
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{\pos(192,240)}The bar crawl is especially
important, because that is
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{\pos(192,240)}where i'm going to meet a new
boy who isn't fisher.
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{\pos(192,240)}I hate to burst your new boy bubble,
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but pan-hellenic's enforcing
dry weekend this year.
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{\pos(192,240)}Each sority has to host a sober
party tomorrow night, including zbz.
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{\pos(192,240)}What? Whose dumb idea was that?
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{\pos(192,240)}I don't know, just some girl...
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Are you done with that, ash?
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{\pos(192,240)}I am.
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He has been trying
to do that all day!
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{\pos(192,240)}- What? Make eye contact?
- Yes! And I can't avoid him.
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{\pos(192,240)}I don't want to see him, hear
him, or smell him ever again.
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{\pos(192,240)}He smells like cupcakes and man.
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{\pos(192,240)}Speaking of cupcakes and
man, since we're not going
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{\pos(192,240)}to have alcohol at the party,
we have to have killer food,
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which means we'll probably
need fisher to work tomorrow.
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{\pos(192,240)}Stupid dry weekend!
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{\pos(192,240)}Knock knock! Can I come in?
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{\pos(192,240)}Fancy wrapping paper. Who's it for?
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{\pos(192,240)}It's for my roommate's birthday.
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Is he a girl?
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OK, what do you want?
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Can't I just come over to hang out
without having an ulterior motive?
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OK, you have to get
ashleigh to forgive me.
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{\pos(192,240)}I've apologized, groveled,
told her I liked those silly
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{\pos(192,240)}arm warmer things she wears.
Nothing's worked.
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{\pos(192,240)}You kissed her boyfriend.
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All right? And if you're
feeling a little bit guilty,
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then maybe you should be.
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Guilt! That's what it is.
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{\pos(192,240)}Sorry. Hi.
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{\pos(192,240)}- Is this grant's room?
- Yeah.
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{\pos(192,240)}Perfect, I'm here to
surprise him for his birthday!
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Have you seen him?
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Are you his sister?
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{\pos(192,240)}What are you doing here?
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{\pos(192,240)}Surprise!
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Close family.
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We having a garage
sale for the lord?
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No. No tithing today.
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Just, putting some of
these things in storage,
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until me and god
work some of our issues out.
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I don't really need nana's
crucifixion
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linens around.
Or my precious moments baby angels.
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They're so judgy.
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Have you heard anyone
call me "anchor?"
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I only said it twice.
It was behind your back.
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But that was it, OK? I swear.
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Not to god, of course.
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This is all because
of stupid o-chem.
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I've been busting my butt trying
to make up for this midterm
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and now I have to deal
with my reputation?
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What more can I do?
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Try being known for
something other than grades.
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Maybe do an outside project.
I'm thinking about doing one.
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That's a great idea.
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I've been tinkering
with eco-polymers.
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There you go. All you
need is a faculty sponsor.
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There's only one professor
I know well enough to ask.
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- What do you want, cartwright?
- A minute of your time?
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You have exactly one
before my weekend begins.
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Since I started here at cru, I've
had this intense desire to study...
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another book signing? They
expect me to spend my free time
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at some stupid party to kiss larsen's
ass because he wrote a book?
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I personally hate books.
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And people who write them.
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Makes sense, given your grades.
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Which was exactly why I was thinking
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you might consider
sponsoring this idea...
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I don't sponsor projects.
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I find them to be a waste
of my time and expertise.
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The thing is, I'm really
trying to make a name for myself
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- in this department.
- You mean, besides "anchor?"
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- You know about that?
- I believe I started it.
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And now, it's the weekend.
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Saw your girlfriend, grant.
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- She's smokin'!
- Yeah.
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Yeah, who wouldn't
want to tap that, right?
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I'm sorry I didn't
tell you about whitney.
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She and I have been
dating since high school.
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I'm obviously gonna end things,
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but I really wanted
to do it in person.
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She's here now.
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Hey guys! I hope you don't mind.
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I put some stuff up in
your closet. It's huge.
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You could fit, like,
a person in there.
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You're staying here?
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Don't worry. Grant and I
won't do anything naughty...
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... until you're asleep.
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What's up?
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Jeez, if you vibe that guy
any harder, you might get pregnant.
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Tonight is my last chance
to meet a new hot guy
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before I'm trapped in the house
with my old hot guy. Sober.
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When did you two get so friendly?
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We're not friendly. We
just have the greeting down.
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Trust me, anything longer than an
elevator ride would be totally awkward.
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- To dry weekend!
- Cheers to you...
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And to weekends... Dry ones.
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Awkward like that?
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I hope you guys aren't
planning any stealth parties.
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Pan-hellenic and ifc
are patrolling this year.
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Not to worry. My brothers and
I are amazing at hiding liquor.
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Like right now, I may or may not
have a vodka bottle down my pants.
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I'm sure I can handle
whoever they send over.
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They're sending me.
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- What? You have to patrol?
- Nice! A cop on the inside...
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who knows all your best hiding places.
Under the stairs,
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the tool shed, and that secret closet
off your room where we...
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... talked.
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Thanks for the warning. Adios.
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I can't believe you're ditching me.
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I'm pretending you're the lemon.
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Bitter's not pretty, ash.
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Who's that?
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It's katherine.
She was gonna text me
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- who I'm patrolling with from ifc.
- Is it a cute boy?
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And does he have any
non-cheater friends for me?
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It's a boy all right.
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- That looks really great, you guys.
- Thanks.
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{\pos(192,240)}- Here you are.
- Thanks.
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It is pretty impressive
that you were able
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{\pos(192,240)}to put this all together
on such short notice, zbz.
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{\pos(192,240)}- What can I say? I'm awesome.
- And humble.
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There's just one little hiccup.
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Which is kinda funny,
because it's dry weekend.
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{\pos(192,240)}Anyway, I was wondering
if there was someone else
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{\pos(192,240)}I could patrol with tonight.
I'd prefer not to go with evan chambers.
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{\pos(192,240)}Because you guys used to date?
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{\pos(192,240)}And it didn't end well.
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{\pos(192,240)}Bribes, power and...
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{\pos(192,240)}My point is, it might
be a little awkward.
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I know, right?
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What is this, eighth grade?
Way to be powerful.
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I was thinking, with all your
good ideas on dry weekend,
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you might even be
pan-hellenic board material.
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There's a spot on the board?
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Janette dropped out to focus
on school, imagine that.
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If you can't even handle
something as
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simple as riding in
a golf cart with an ex,
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I think I'm gonna have to find
someone who can. Moving on...
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No, don't move on! I can handle it.
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I can totally handle it.
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Yes? Yes! Good.
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Yeah, I can.
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I know, beav.
It's hard to understand.
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The greek council could've
at least had the decency
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to give us a heads up,
so maybe I could
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get a nice buzz on before
the patrols started.
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That's weird. My nana usually
sends me money for my birthday.
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- Times are tough.
- She must not love you anymore.
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Regardless, we can't afford
being on social suspension again.
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So this weekend, the kappa tau house
will be closed for business.
237
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One weekend sober, big deal.
238
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The rest of my college career known as
"the anchor," bigger deal.
239
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- But you're spitter.
- I've already logged a complaint.
240
00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:27,738
- You're just gonna throw in the towel?
- What else can I do?
241
00:12:27,863 --> 00:12:30,416
Hastings is the only professor
I have a relationship with.
242
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,826
As with all relationships,
spitter, it's a numbers game.
243
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Wade, how many girls
smacked you last weekend
244
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before one would go home with you?
245
00:12:38,311 --> 00:12:40,357
My cheek went numb
after the first dozen,
246
00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:42,885
but then I found a transfer
who didn't know better.
247
00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:46,395
See? Just find a high concentration
of professors to hit on.
248
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Sure, you might get
slapped by 99 of them,
249
00:12:48,461 --> 00:12:51,637
but all you need is that 100th
professor to sleep with you...
250
00:12:51,762 --> 00:12:55,080
- You know, metaphorically.
- Is there a dobler's for teachers?
251
00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:57,225
- Where do smart people hang out?
- Computer stores!
252
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,327
- Ethnic restaurants!
- The moon?
253
00:12:59,452 --> 00:13:00,862
Dr. Larsen's book signing!
254
00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:04,215
There's gonna be tons of professors.
There's gotta be one that'll sponsor me.
255
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,647
And I'll go for moral support.
256
00:13:06,772 --> 00:13:08,671
And the open bar.
257
00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:11,625
- Thanks, but I don't think I need...
- Open bar.
258
00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:19,806
Is grant around?
259
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:22,431
He's down the hall taking a shower.
260
00:13:22,556 --> 00:13:24,261
I'm just gonna come back.
261
00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:28,462
Actually, can I talk
to you for a second?
262
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,605
Things seem kinda weird
between me and grant.
263
00:13:36,719 --> 00:13:38,357
How...
264
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:42,446
- terrible.
- And I think it's because of this.
265
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,676
Is grant cheating on me?
266
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,483
No, the "c" is...
267
00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:53,014
It's me.
268
00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:00,406
Of course!
269
00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:03,758
I just assumed from the beautiful
wrapping that it was from a girl!
270
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,510
Should've used a gift bag.
271
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,101
We're all going to Dobler's
for Grant's birthday. You should come.
272
00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:14,923
And bring a date!
273
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,730
Is there someone in your life?
274
00:14:18,269 --> 00:14:19,065
Kinda.
275
00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:21,975
- Do I know them?
- Kinda.
276
00:14:32,317 --> 00:14:33,392
Look at this.
277
00:14:34,426 --> 00:14:36,285
Cap, to what do I owe the pleasure?
278
00:14:36,599 --> 00:14:38,467
You know, spitter's career,
the open bar.
279
00:14:38,592 --> 00:14:39,927
Perhaps a little...
280
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,203
Canoodling.
281
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,342
- I need your help meeting a professor.
- It's a done deal.
282
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,550
I'm so dialed in here.
Gonna find you a match made in heaven.
283
00:14:48,675 --> 00:14:50,526
Not that I believe in that anymore.
284
00:14:50,651 --> 00:14:51,912
What up, Dr. Giddings?
285
00:14:52,218 --> 00:14:54,685
- Maybe you can introduce me to him.
- No, it's a waste of time.
286
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,988
He'll tell you he wants
to work with you, then
287
00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,085
when it gets serious, he bails.
He's kind of a project tease.
288
00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:01,810
What about her?
289
00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:04,819
No, Dr. Alpert's saving herself
until she gets tenure.
290
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,488
What about her?
291
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,606
She's a student. She's irrelevant.
292
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,917
- What about Dr. Larsen?
- The man of the hour?
293
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:21,019
Come on, it's an impossible get.
294
00:15:21,144 --> 00:15:24,413
I've seen him make national science
grant winners cry like little girls.
295
00:15:26,023 --> 00:15:27,425
Anyway, I'm gonna hit the head.
296
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,822
When I get back
we're gonna find you somebody, OK?
297
00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:34,063
- Larsen's the one.
- What? He's an impossible get.
298
00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:36,103
Stick to the plan
and play the numbers.
299
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:39,389
But if I can land a big fish like him,
people will take me seriously.
300
00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:40,987
I won't be the anchor anymore.
301
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:45,151
Foregoing the others
to get the "hot girl". It's bold,
302
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,077
it's risky, and I like it.
303
00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:49,213
I'm going in.
304
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,072
There you go.
305
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,039
Excuse me, Dr. Larsen?
306
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,142
I'm Rusty Cartwright.
307
00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:04,864
- I have this idea...
- Hey, the anchor's here!
308
00:16:08,623 --> 00:16:10,427
"To the anchor. To engineer
309
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:11,889
is human."
310
00:16:13,191 --> 00:16:15,390
"The anchor?" That's an odd moniker.
311
00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:20,967
I come from a long line of seamen.
312
00:16:24,844 --> 00:16:26,248
That came out wrong.
313
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,008
No surprise.
314
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:36,450
No rager at the Psi Phi Pi house.
315
00:16:37,154 --> 00:16:41,202
Remember, we did this patrolling
thing once at the Omega Chi house?
316
00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:43,332
We really don't need
to chitchat, Case.
317
00:16:43,808 --> 00:16:46,514
Especially about the past.
Let's just get through this.
318
00:16:47,426 --> 00:16:49,127
Apparently we should stick
to elevators.
319
00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:51,301
- What?
- Nothing. Brownie?
320
00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:00,467
- You guys are all good.
- Great.
321
00:17:00,592 --> 00:17:02,878
We can start our
Star Trek movie marathon.
322
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,850
Live long and prospect!
323
00:17:08,606 --> 00:17:10,098
So disrespectful.
324
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:17,505
Tell Ashleigh what she's missing!
325
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,099
Thanks to our
burnout brother Nitrous,
326
00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:28,046
we have a treat that will delight
all your senses.
327
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,575
I think you'll appreciate
my double entendre when I say,
328
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,155
"These brownies are...
329
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:33,614
... dope."
330
00:17:36,129 --> 00:17:37,423
Now, beam me up!
331
00:17:40,107 --> 00:17:42,837
Then my team and I realized
that by polarizing diodes,
332
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,314
we could control the movement
of electrons in a low-pressure space.
333
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,399
Is that right?
334
00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:50,490
My team and I are very close
to perfecting a...
335
00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:53,199
{\pos(192,210)}two-story beer bong, so...
336
00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:56,741
{\pos(192,210)}That's... Fascinating.
337
00:17:58,737 --> 00:18:00,885
{\pos(192,210)}Would you excuse me?
I think I see Dale.
338
00:18:06,822 --> 00:18:08,920
It's a weird night.
How'd it go with Larsen?
339
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:10,856
I blew it.
340
00:18:11,679 --> 00:18:12,889
Maybe we should go.
341
00:18:13,365 --> 00:18:15,677
Or, we can stop
ignoring the obvious.
342
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,078
There's something we both need.
A wingman.
343
00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:19,697
I'm listening.
344
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:21,213
I don't speak science
345
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,017
and you've got no mojo.
346
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,351
Well, I've got plenty of mojo,
and you've got plenty of...
347
00:18:26,476 --> 00:18:28,646
You know, science talk.
348
00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:31,735
- I could be your translator!
- And I can be your teacher greaser.
349
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:35,488
By the time I'm done with Larsen,
he's gonna name a star after you.
350
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,074
- And that star'll be called Rusty.
- Right.
351
00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:42,370
- Beaver? What are you doing here?
- Being sciency. Play it cool.
352
00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:45,039
Two chardonnays, please? Extra ice.
353
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,676
- Here you go, sir.
- Thank you.
354
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,888
OK, now let's figure this out.
355
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,143
How about over here?
356
00:18:57,364 --> 00:19:01,108
- Studying on a saturday night?
- I'd rather not hang out in my room.
357
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,953
Still freaked out about your roommate
kissing his sister?
358
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,010
I'd just rather not talk about it.
359
00:19:06,135 --> 00:19:08,048
- There's something to talk about?
- No.
360
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,345
How fortunate I'm here.
361
00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:15,445
- Are you upset because you like Grant?
- How do you know?
362
00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:19,157
No one uses embossed wrapping paper
unless they want to get in guy's pants.
363
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,233
Definitely should've used
a gift bag.
364
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,997
Look, I'm gonna tell you something
365
00:19:26,785 --> 00:19:29,877
as a test of your trustworthiness.
If you pass,
366
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:32,045
maybe I will help you with Ashleigh.
367
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,364
You can trust me.
368
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,055
So Grant and I...
369
00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:40,659
- ... are dating.
- Grant's gay?
370
00:19:46,387 --> 00:19:47,150
And...
371
00:19:47,984 --> 00:19:51,085
He still has a girlfriend.
I mean, why didn't he tell me?
372
00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:53,534
And why hasn't he
come out to her yet?
373
00:19:56,611 --> 00:19:59,456
Sometimes it takes people
a long time to come out.
374
00:19:59,581 --> 00:20:00,961
Was it that easy for you?
375
00:20:01,428 --> 00:20:03,883
Yeah, summer after sophomore year
of high school,
376
00:20:04,008 --> 00:20:06,941
- I was working at express for men...
- And that's how everybody knew?
377
00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:10,901
Sorry. Continue.
378
00:20:11,226 --> 00:20:14,098
And I told some friends
that I worked with.
379
00:20:14,516 --> 00:20:15,713
People close to me.
380
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,935
Yeah, it took a while,
but you gotta start somewhere.
381
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,741
I don't know, maybe your girlfriend
should be at the top of the list.
382
00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:24,055
Or maybe you should just
let Grant do this his own way.
383
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:30,228
Can't believe you're telling me to be
more respectful of people's feelings.
384
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,564
Mention this to Ashleigh
when you tell her to forgive me.
385
00:20:34,927 --> 00:20:36,441
What are you doing tonight?
386
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,328
Sundae bar's almost ready.
387
00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:59,218
I was really hoping you'd find
another hasher tonight.
388
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:02,335
Yeah, I get it, you don't want me here.
But everybody I know split town
389
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,345
because of the dry weekend, so...
390
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,639
- You're stuck with me.
- No.
391
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:10,226
My point is this is a social event.
With... Guys.
392
00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:14,022
And I'm a girl without a boyfriend.
393
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,651
Yeah, don't worry, Ash.
I'm not gonna stand in your way.
394
00:21:19,591 --> 00:21:20,503
OK, good.
395
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,051
Now, see? This is good clean fun.
396
00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:36,117
I feel kind of sick.
397
00:21:37,142 --> 00:21:38,630
But not... Sick.
398
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,549
Must have been that red asphaltscreening
at the Gamma Psi house.
399
00:21:43,548 --> 00:21:45,440
Hey, let's just finish
checking here,
400
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:46,630
and...
401
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,381
And then go on our way.
402
00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:53,037
This party clearly sucks,
403
00:21:53,162 --> 00:21:55,939
so I'm gonna get the ball rolling
with some karaoke.
404
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,800
Yay! Karaoke!
405
00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:18,624
Karaoke.
406
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:23,163
Kar-a-o-ke. That's...
That's a fun word to say.
407
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,292
Is it hot in here?
408
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,205
I love... Music!
409
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,978
I wish I had some maracas.
410
00:22:35,964 --> 00:22:37,517
That's a fun word to say, too.
411
00:22:38,163 --> 00:22:39,148
Maracas.
412
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,590
It's like a furnace.
413
00:22:43,271 --> 00:22:46,893
Did you ever notice
how many cats are in this house?
414
00:22:47,964 --> 00:22:49,867
I hate cats! I hate 'em.
415
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,953
They freak me out!
416
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,958
They're everywhere. On the shelves,
417
00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:56,267
on throw pillows.
418
00:22:59,071 --> 00:23:00,142
Fake cats.
419
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,755
Do you think cats put us
on their pillows?
420
00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:05,669
You guys are here!
These drunk simulation goggles
421
00:23:05,794 --> 00:23:08,284
aren't working.
Is there, like, an on/off switch?
422
00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:17,061
This is awesome.
423
00:23:17,624 --> 00:23:19,572
Let's go see
what the kitchen looks like!
424
00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:21,752
This way.
425
00:23:21,877 --> 00:23:23,157
I guess they do work.
426
00:23:27,556 --> 00:23:29,532
- Hey, Hilary.
- Hey, anchor.
427
00:23:31,684 --> 00:23:34,787
This is my friend.
He helped create the first
428
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,873
synthetic polymers
that use hydrogen bonding
429
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,042
to reversibly fold themselves
into nanoparticles.
430
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,335
David Wong?
431
00:23:45,407 --> 00:23:46,424
Yes, I am.
432
00:23:48,134 --> 00:23:49,509
I was adopted.
433
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,065
By two gay dudes.
434
00:23:52,653 --> 00:23:54,474
- From China.
- I'd love to hear about
435
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:58,221
how you knew nucleic acids were capable
of performing such ordered folding.
436
00:23:59,128 --> 00:24:00,878
Or... We could talk about you.
437
00:24:02,155 --> 00:24:03,928
But first, let me get you
a glass of wine.
438
00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:07,528
Something to dull the senses
before we dive into my folding stuff.
439
00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:13,674
What are you doing? You were in.
440
00:24:13,799 --> 00:24:16,171
I know. Always leave 'em wanting more.
Besides, you helped me,
441
00:24:16,296 --> 00:24:17,816
now it's my turn. Thank you.
442
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,832
Do you have any bigger glasses?
443
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,791
Dr. Larsen, I couldn't help but notice
you were dry. Another pinot?
444
00:24:30,722 --> 00:24:32,053
Well, thank you.
445
00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:35,223
David wong.
And this is Rusty Cartwright.
446
00:24:35,526 --> 00:24:36,390
The seaman?
447
00:24:37,595 --> 00:24:40,630
Among other things. Rusty's one
of cru's brightest young minds.
448
00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:43,856
Between you and me, you'd be missing out
on a tremendous opportunity
449
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,609
if you didn't hear about his amazing
450
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:47,860
science thingy.
451
00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:51,030
Dr. Larsen, I was hoping that
452
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,548
you might be interested
in sponsoring a project of mine.
453
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:57,064
I'm sure you have a wonderful idea,
but I've already committed myself
454
00:24:57,189 --> 00:24:58,663
to sponsoring another student.
455
00:24:59,336 --> 00:25:00,823
- Come over here a minute.
- Yes.
456
00:25:00,948 --> 00:25:04,127
Do you gentlemen know
Dale Kettlewell?
457
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:13,104
Ready? Go!
458
00:25:21,303 --> 00:25:22,479
Perfect combo!
459
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:23,629
Sweet,
460
00:25:24,303 --> 00:25:25,119
salt...
461
00:25:25,244 --> 00:25:26,094
Cheese!
462
00:25:28,784 --> 00:25:29,606
Sorry.
463
00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:34,169
You guys are gonna love those.
464
00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:37,458
- So, are you having a good time?
- Cupcakes?
465
00:25:37,794 --> 00:25:38,831
They're good.
466
00:25:39,918 --> 00:25:42,547
There you go, have a cupcake.
Ashleigh? Cupcake?
467
00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:47,088
I said I wouldn't stand in your way.
I didn't say anything about these guys.
468
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,574
Excuse us for a second, please.
469
00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:57,096
OK, since Casey's back, I think we can
handle the rest of the night from here.
470
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,764
You think she can handle this?
471
00:25:59,456 --> 00:26:01,383
Yeah, no offense to the hashers
of the world,
472
00:26:01,508 --> 00:26:03,546
but I think Casey
can put pretzels in a bowl.
473
00:26:03,671 --> 00:26:06,355
That's pretty impressive,
considering she's totally high.
474
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,448
I'm high?
475
00:26:09,811 --> 00:26:11,194
That's what it is!
476
00:26:13,127 --> 00:26:15,364
No! No! I'm supposed
to be keeping people sober.
477
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,991
Katherine gave me a clipboard!
478
00:26:17,634 --> 00:26:18,600
Is this bad?
479
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:22,149
They were put on sober party patrol,
in charge of the whole greek system,
480
00:26:22,274 --> 00:26:24,665
and they decided to
chuck it all to get high!
481
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:28,502
Trust me. They sat under that table
for ten minutes pretending to be shoes.
482
00:26:29,444 --> 00:26:31,495
That's ridiculous.
Casey doesn't get high.
483
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:33,429
Would you tell him you're not...
484
00:26:37,758 --> 00:26:39,513
I'm gonna go look for them.
485
00:26:49,452 --> 00:26:51,733
Dr. Giddings. You're such a caution!
486
00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:56,932
- What?
- I thought Larsen was an
487
00:26:57,057 --> 00:26:59,158
- "impossible get".
- It just happened, OK?
488
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:02,933
{\pos(192,210)}We were talking and found ourselves
bonding over our mutual lack of faith.
489
00:27:03,058 --> 00:27:04,287
{\pos(192,210)}One thing led to another.
490
00:27:04,679 --> 00:27:06,811
{\pos(192,210)}Between you and me,
I think he's only agnostic.
491
00:27:06,936 --> 00:27:10,109
{\pos(192,210)}Yeah, you know, I think
I like the god-fearing Dale better.
492
00:27:10,234 --> 00:27:13,130
- You totally screwed me over.
- Now, spitter, come on.
493
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,800
Now, what's one of the tenets
of a Kappa Tau friendship?
494
00:27:16,378 --> 00:27:20,263
Don't ever let a conquest come
between you and a friend.
495
00:27:22,618 --> 00:27:23,758
I'm sorry.
496
00:27:24,866 --> 00:27:26,018
I'm happy for you.
497
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,896
I just wish I had the opportunity
to pitch my idea to Larsen.
498
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,584
Why can't he sponsor you both?
499
00:27:31,857 --> 00:27:34,477
I don't know, it would kind of
pull focus from my project.
500
00:27:34,602 --> 00:27:37,530
Come on.
You don't need this as badly as I do.
501
00:27:39,363 --> 00:27:42,126
Though I'm not down with JC,
I still have this...
502
00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:44,745
... weird desire
to do the right thing.
503
00:27:45,948 --> 00:27:49,041
All right. I guess it would be OK
if you gave it a shot.
504
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,982
Thanks, man. I won't forget this.
505
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:54,922
You need a wingman?
506
00:27:56,289 --> 00:27:57,662
This time, I'm flying solo!
507
00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:09,287
- I couldn't find them downstairs.
- They're not up here too.
508
00:28:09,412 --> 00:28:11,843
- Maybe they went outside.
- No, they wouldn't be outside!
509
00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:14,150
The one time Casey got high,
she was terrified of trees.
510
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:15,443
You know. You can...
511
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,154
Just go. I'll find her.
512
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,364
I'm not gonna leave you
when your friend's missing.
513
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,321
I know, i'm a lot of things,
514
00:28:23,446 --> 00:28:25,870
but I'm not someone who bails
when there's a problem.
515
00:28:27,341 --> 00:28:28,897
I'll go check the pantry again.
516
00:28:40,991 --> 00:28:43,421
Katherine will never find us
in here.
517
00:28:43,546 --> 00:28:45,077
Relax. Try...
518
00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:46,635
Lavender.
519
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:48,737
That is calming.
520
00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:51,818
And one of my favorites,
pina colada.
521
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,544
- I want to taste it.
- No, don't.
522
00:28:55,888 --> 00:28:58,928
It's my job to keep you
from eating beauty products.
523
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,575
- I just got sad.
- I know.
524
00:29:05,121 --> 00:29:07,400
I wish we had
real pina coladas, too.
525
00:29:08,472 --> 00:29:10,206
Stupid dry weekend.
526
00:29:12,478 --> 00:29:14,752
I used to have so much fun with you.
527
00:29:15,458 --> 00:29:18,714
Before you cheated on me and hit rusty
with a pledge paddle and...
528
00:29:19,168 --> 00:29:21,600
... paid off a lambda sig
and dated Frannie.
529
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,726
I know, right?
530
00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:28,349
You know, I was a little surprised
to see you tonight.
531
00:29:29,216 --> 00:29:31,071
I thought you'd try
to get out of it.
532
00:29:31,878 --> 00:29:33,665
I wouldn't... I did.
533
00:29:36,236 --> 00:29:38,526
Yeah, I guess
I left quite an impression.
534
00:29:42,736 --> 00:29:45,366
I think I've been
such a jerk because...
535
00:29:45,848 --> 00:29:48,393
Whenever I'm around you
it just reminds me
536
00:29:48,518 --> 00:29:50,551
of all the bad crap I did to you.
537
00:29:55,730 --> 00:29:58,506
Do you ever wish we could go back
to freshman year?
538
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,298
You, me and Cappie
hanging in the dorms.
539
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,717
Eating ramen. That was so good!
540
00:30:04,487 --> 00:30:06,193
You two having contests
541
00:30:06,318 --> 00:30:08,170
on who could grow a goatee faster?
542
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,100
Hairy bastard.
543
00:30:11,832 --> 00:30:14,004
I hardly ever see him anymore and...
544
00:30:14,496 --> 00:30:17,303
You...
You two don't even talk at all.
545
00:30:18,762 --> 00:30:19,817
I talked to him.
546
00:30:20,551 --> 00:30:22,336
At the end of the world party.
547
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,782
You... You talked to Cappie?
What about?
548
00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:29,108
You.
549
00:30:32,857 --> 00:30:34,456
He was on his way to see you.
550
00:30:35,928 --> 00:30:38,193
I told him I didn't think
it was such a good idea.
551
00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:41,394
I said...
552
00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:43,924
You guys had been there.
553
00:30:44,261 --> 00:30:45,117
And...
554
00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:47,338
It didn't work out then, so...
555
00:30:48,423 --> 00:30:49,875
What would be different now?
556
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,582
I really wasn't trying
to mess you guys up.
557
00:30:56,329 --> 00:30:57,749
I was just being honest.
558
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,853
You know what?
If he wanted to come, he would have.
559
00:31:23,681 --> 00:31:25,923
That's it! That's it!
I'm trying the pina colada!
560
00:31:26,763 --> 00:31:27,962
No, don't! Don't!
561
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,512
I did it once!
562
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,598
- Was it delicious?
- It was nasty!
563
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,379
So nasty!
564
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,314
But you can smell it. Here.
565
00:31:37,999 --> 00:31:40,242
Excuse me. Hey, Dr. Larsen.
566
00:31:40,367 --> 00:31:42,933
I know you've already chosen Dale,
but I'd never be able
567
00:31:43,058 --> 00:31:46,403
to live with myself if I left this party
without telling you my idea.
568
00:31:47,084 --> 00:31:47,821
Please.
569
00:31:48,671 --> 00:31:52,618
You know, that kind of determination
is what got me on Charlie Rose.
570
00:31:54,398 --> 00:31:55,276
Go on.
571
00:31:55,966 --> 00:31:58,547
It's inspired
by environmental factors
572
00:31:58,672 --> 00:32:02,086
and how we're creating new land masses
with all our waste.
573
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,675
I think we can create eco-polymers
from recycled biodegradables.
574
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,559
You mean like turning carbon dioxide
575
00:32:07,684 --> 00:32:09,473
- into synthetic material?
- Exactly!
576
00:32:09,688 --> 00:32:11,684
There's a method to use
certain recycled materials
577
00:32:11,809 --> 00:32:13,514
in lighter, stronger
and cheaper ways.
578
00:32:14,764 --> 00:32:15,724
I'm impressed.
579
00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:16,985
Really?
580
00:32:17,274 --> 00:32:20,754
But I only work with students
who excel academically.
581
00:32:20,879 --> 00:32:23,439
And since I'd never heard of you
until this evening,
582
00:32:23,564 --> 00:32:25,824
you must not fall
into that category.
583
00:32:26,085 --> 00:32:27,756
But I can offer you a position
584
00:32:27,881 --> 00:32:30,531
assisting Mr. Kettlewell
on his project.
585
00:32:30,928 --> 00:32:34,239
Wait, before you give me an answer,
I think it's only fair that you know.
586
00:32:35,047 --> 00:32:36,163
He's an atheist.
587
00:32:44,048 --> 00:32:45,569
Isn't this perfect?
588
00:32:45,694 --> 00:32:49,443
The four of us on a double date
for my baby's birthday.
589
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,886
Last year for Calvin's birthday
we stayed at this cute little B&B
590
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,583
on Canyon Lake.
Remember how romantic it was, honey?
591
00:32:56,465 --> 00:32:58,346
You guys are such a cute couple.
592
00:32:58,471 --> 00:32:59,505
The cutest!
593
00:33:00,405 --> 00:33:02,220
You know what would be perfect
right now?
594
00:33:02,345 --> 00:33:03,824
Isn't it perfect enough?
595
00:33:05,335 --> 00:33:07,067
- Presents!
- No, no, no!
596
00:33:08,884 --> 00:33:11,030
I mean, this is the kind of present
597
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:13,699
that should be opened only
when the time is right.
598
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,955
- Why? What'd we get him?
- Well, it's his birthday.
599
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,578
What time could be more right?
600
00:33:19,739 --> 00:33:22,082
Once you open it,
you can't take it back.
601
00:33:22,384 --> 00:33:24,585
And I wouldn't want you
to have to open it here,
602
00:33:24,989 --> 00:33:27,338
now, just because I gave it to you.
603
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,023
Why don't I just open it later?
604
00:33:29,503 --> 00:33:31,374
Don't be silly. Open it!
605
00:33:31,499 --> 00:33:33,223
OK, fine, I'll open it for you.
606
00:33:33,818 --> 00:33:34,803
I'm gay!
607
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,305
And... And I have
608
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,261
inappropriate feelings
for my straight roommate and
609
00:33:39,386 --> 00:33:41,138
this gift is proof of that.
610
00:33:50,849 --> 00:33:53,245
You're what?!
No wonder you never kiss me with tongue!
611
00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:55,366
- How long have you been gay?
- Enough!
612
00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:01,205
Would you two mind
giving Whitney and I some time?
613
00:34:01,811 --> 00:34:03,966
- But, Grant, you don't have to...
- Please.
614
00:34:06,610 --> 00:34:08,712
You've been really great
these last couple days.
615
00:34:10,835 --> 00:34:12,091
It's time to be honest.
616
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,036
Honest about what?
617
00:34:17,374 --> 00:34:18,918
- Let's go.
- We're leaving?
618
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,648
- But it's just starting to get good.
- Come on.
619
00:34:21,890 --> 00:34:24,666
That's the problem in our couple.
We never do anything fun!
620
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,667
That's why I don't date girls.
621
00:34:29,743 --> 00:34:32,584
I'm going to take a little break,
but I'll be back.
622
00:34:33,361 --> 00:34:34,903
Don't even think about it.
623
00:34:38,235 --> 00:34:39,814
Casey and Evan must've left.
624
00:34:40,441 --> 00:34:43,622
I can stay until she gets back.
Or I could drive around and look.
625
00:34:44,431 --> 00:34:45,249
No more.
626
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:48,335
You don't get to be the good guy while
I sit around being the bitter bitch.
627
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:49,502
It's not fair.
628
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,188
Fisher, I'm starting
to feel sorry for you.
629
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:55,175
But then it goes away
and I want to punch you really hard.
630
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:58,637
- Then punch me, please.
- No, it'll not make me feel any better.
631
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:06,471
I was right. Doesn't
make me feel any better.
632
00:35:06,596 --> 00:35:09,603
What would? I'm just trying to
make you happy. But
633
00:35:09,728 --> 00:35:11,592
everything I try seems
to make it worse.
634
00:35:11,717 --> 00:35:14,092
Because it does.
It keeps reminding me
635
00:35:14,217 --> 00:35:16,283
of what a great guy
I thought you were.
636
00:35:16,408 --> 00:35:18,646
I can still be that guy.
637
00:35:18,771 --> 00:35:21,826
Tell me what you want.
I don't know what you want me to do.
638
00:35:22,068 --> 00:35:24,622
- You want me to quit?
- I don't know. Maybe?
639
00:35:27,043 --> 00:35:29,568
OK. Then I quit.
640
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,685
- Wait!
- Hello?
641
00:35:39,281 --> 00:35:40,769
Where's casey cartwright?
642
00:35:40,894 --> 00:35:42,780
The zbz casey cartwright?
643
00:35:43,486 --> 00:35:44,827
I'm right here!
644
00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:49,251
We totally got this.
645
00:35:51,062 --> 00:35:52,987
Dude! Be cool! Be cool.
646
00:36:02,857 --> 00:36:04,471
Where have you guys been?
647
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:07,026
Where haven't we been?
648
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:10,797
{\pos(192,240)}We talked about our lives,
childhood...
649
00:36:10,922 --> 00:36:12,646
{\pos(192,240)}... time travel.
650
00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:15,387
{\pos(192,240)}I'm talking about tonight.
You only went to five houses.
651
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:19,264
{\pos(192,240)}We had issues with
the karaoke machine!
652
00:36:19,623 --> 00:36:22,112
{\pos(192,240)}So, casey cartwright to the rescue.
653
00:36:22,237 --> 00:36:24,515
She's like our sober superhero.
654
00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:27,119
I thought you were gonna
take this more seriously.
655
00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:29,257
The whole point of tonight
was to do the patrols
656
00:36:29,382 --> 00:36:31,386
and make sure everyone stayed sober.
657
00:36:31,511 --> 00:36:34,729
{\pos(192,240)}But it's clear that what's most
important to you is having fun.
658
00:36:37,244 --> 00:36:39,664
{\pos(192,240)}Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
659
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:46,161
{\pos(192,240)}We may have gotten a
little... Side-tracked tonight,
660
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:49,549
sure, but casey is a great
addition to pan-hellenic.
661
00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,941
First of all, she loves it. Right?
662
00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:54,293
Yeah, the binders, the meetings,
663
00:36:54,549 --> 00:36:58,089
the giant copy machine that
makes those cool pamphlets.
664
00:36:58,214 --> 00:37:00,185
How could you not love it?
665
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,712
Right.
666
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,179
We may not have made
it to all the houses,
667
00:37:04,481 --> 00:37:07,151
but this is the only dry weekend
that hasn't totally sucked.
668
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,089
That's all because of casey.
669
00:37:10,693 --> 00:37:12,562
You're lucky to have her.
670
00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:14,335
Thanks, evan.
671
00:37:15,913 --> 00:37:19,194
She may be afraid of trees,
but when push comes to shove,
672
00:37:19,687 --> 00:37:21,790
she doesn't let you
drink the shampoo.
673
00:37:21,915 --> 00:37:24,042
No matter how good it smells.
674
00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,410
Thanks, evan.
675
00:37:29,519 --> 00:37:31,809
- Are they stoned?
- Yeah.
676
00:37:44,873 --> 00:37:47,702
Nice work getting hilary's
number. You gonna call her?
677
00:37:48,081 --> 00:37:50,968
I don't know. She was cute,
678
00:37:51,317 --> 00:37:54,687
but for the first time in my life,
I felt a little dumb around a girl.
679
00:37:56,175 --> 00:37:57,677
You're not dumb.
680
00:37:58,753 --> 00:38:01,304
And that's not fair for her
to make you feel that way.
681
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:04,875
What's she judging you on, anyway?
682
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,644
One conversation?
683
00:38:06,769 --> 00:38:10,200
- One bad grade on a midterm?
- Calm down.
684
00:38:11,033 --> 00:38:14,343
"No one can make you feel
inferior without your permission."
685
00:38:17,001 --> 00:38:19,838
It's actually "without your
consent," but you're right.
686
00:38:21,418 --> 00:38:24,072
The good news is you
got in with Dr. Larsen.
687
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,844
Glad you got what you wanted.
688
00:38:28,137 --> 00:38:29,755
I guess.
689
00:38:33,205 --> 00:38:36,255
Did you see the way katherine
left to go bust the psi phi pis?
690
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,565
She went so fast, she
blurred like a cartoon.
691
00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:45,238
Fisher quit tonight.
692
00:38:47,953 --> 00:38:50,624
Is that... Good?
693
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,429
I don't know.
694
00:38:53,626 --> 00:38:55,696
I thought it was what I wanted.
695
00:38:56,858 --> 00:39:00,407
But if it is,
why do I feel so crappy?
696
00:39:03,768 --> 00:39:05,727
I Miss him.
697
00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:09,888
Do you think you
could trust him again?
698
00:39:13,573 --> 00:39:15,227
I think I want to try.
699
00:39:16,278 --> 00:39:19,676
But I drew a line in the sand.
Cheating is a deal-breaker.
700
00:39:20,395 --> 00:39:22,728
What does that say about me?
701
00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:26,077
It says you're a human being
702
00:39:26,202 --> 00:39:28,553
that understands life
isn't always black and white.
703
00:39:29,589 --> 00:39:32,760
Deciding to forgive someone
can be a sign of strength.
704
00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,362
Like you forgiving evan?
705
00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,837
Something like that.
706
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,910
So, how'd it go?
707
00:39:51,450 --> 00:39:54,483
I don't see any blood,
so that's gotta be good.
708
00:39:56,634 --> 00:39:58,805
Whitney took it better
than I expected.
709
00:40:00,186 --> 00:40:02,143
She said she knew something
was up when I started
710
00:40:02,268 --> 00:40:04,109
shopping at express for men.
711
00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:10,311
I just hope I didn't force you
712
00:40:10,436 --> 00:40:13,828
- to come out before you were ready.
- No, I'm glad this happened.
713
00:40:15,592 --> 00:40:18,461
I just feel bad
I pulled you into all this.
714
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,325
It wasn't fair.
715
00:40:22,794 --> 00:40:24,135
I'm sorry.
716
00:40:29,101 --> 00:40:30,997
Happy birthday.
717
00:40:46,289 --> 00:40:47,917
I really love it.
718
00:41:02,281 --> 00:41:03,709
You got my check?
719
00:41:18,841 --> 00:41:21,705
We're looking for a new hasher.
If you know of anyone.
720
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:26,020
Someone who works
hard, shows up on time,
721
00:41:26,321 --> 00:41:28,800
has his own transportation.
722
00:41:28,925 --> 00:41:30,778
Like, a motorcycle.
723
00:41:33,098 --> 00:41:34,908
I know a guy.
724
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,742
Class m license and everything.
725
00:41:39,722 --> 00:41:41,880
Is he trustworthy?
726
00:41:42,005 --> 00:41:44,694
Absolutely. In fact if
you give him a chance,
727
00:41:45,227 --> 00:41:47,648
i'm sure he'll prove it to you.
728
00:41:48,849 --> 00:41:50,759
OK then. He's hired.
729
00:41:52,985 --> 00:41:54,302
Really?
730
00:41:55,365 --> 00:41:57,848
Yeah. But it's only probationary.
731
00:41:58,386 --> 00:42:01,775
'cause you really screwed up, and...
732
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:04,521
I'm not used to
giving second chances.
733
00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:08,235
I know. And you won't regret it.
734
00:42:10,096 --> 00:42:11,652
I hope not.
735
00:42:32,856 --> 00:42:36,275
I understand you turned down an
opportunity to work with Dr. Larsen.
736
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,382
I'm intrigued.
But it could just mean you're stupid.
737
00:42:39,507 --> 00:42:42,120
I'd rather take a chance
working on my own project,
738
00:42:42,245 --> 00:42:44,946
even if they call me
"anchor" until I graduate.
739
00:42:45,071 --> 00:42:48,153
At least I won't be getting
in line to suck up to larsen.
740
00:42:48,278 --> 00:42:50,596
So what, he was on charlie rose?
741
00:42:50,849 --> 00:42:53,757
I don't want flash,
I want substance.
742
00:42:53,882 --> 00:42:56,827
Stop trying to sweet talk
me, cartwright. I'll do it.
743
00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:59,257
- Do what?
- Sponsor you.
744
00:43:00,488 --> 00:43:03,549
But... I thought you
don't do those things.
745
00:43:03,674 --> 00:43:06,092
Normally, I don't, but
I actually think your ideas
746
00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:08,903
about eco-polymers are not
the worst thing in the world.
747
00:43:09,028 --> 00:43:10,993
I never even told you my ideas.
748
00:43:11,118 --> 00:43:13,649
I'm not deaf. I've heard
you yammer on all year long.
749
00:43:13,774 --> 00:43:16,456
I just pretend not to be listening
so as not to encourage you.
750
00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:18,666
Does this mean we're a team?
751
00:43:19,235 --> 00:43:22,195
I'm already starting
to regret it. Go.
752
00:43:22,245 --> 00:43:26,795
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