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Previously...
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- What's wrong?
- I kissed Jordan.
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- Now Andy and Jordan hate me.
- Way to go, Sienna Miller.
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Rusty, I think that you and I together
is just a bad idea.
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And maybe we shouldn't
hang out anymore.
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Casey? What are you doing here?
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I should ask you that question.
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I'm just broadening my horizons.
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Or should I say
horizoning my broads?
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She's not hung up on Casey,
that'll never come between us
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- like it did with me and Cappie.
- Wait. I thought you broke up
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- because you went public.
- I lied.
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It's torture watching the girl of your
dreams on the arm of some other guy.
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I just wish I could accept it
and stop hoping for things to change.
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You've always gotta have hope.
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Observe
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the rigidity of form
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underneath such silky softness
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and somber expressions,
depicting the joys
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and sorrows of love.
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- The rigidity of what?
- His form.
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Because of her silky softness.
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And notice the second man,
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standing directly behind
the newlyweds.
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Is he a witness,
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or perhaps
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a scorned lover of hers?
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Or his.
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Evoking the bittersweet emotion
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of a love triangle.
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Tomorrow's midterm
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will consist mostly
of essay questions,
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analyzing some of the paintings
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we've discussed in class.
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Good luck.
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Essays?
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That leaves way too much room
for teacher interpretation,
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frankly, this guy's kind
of a nut bag.
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Do you know his office hours?
I gotta...
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start preparing my argument
for a better grade.
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I may try the old
"it's against my religion" thing.
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- That always worked in gym class.
- You still haven't talked to Jordan?
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She told me to get lost,
so I guess I'm moving on.
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Technically she moved on,
or stayed put, with Andy.
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Whatever. We both moved on.
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And now she's moving towards us.
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We were actually just
talking about the... the test.
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About that,
there's a lot of material to cover,
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and I figured you guys are
all studying together, right?
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Right.
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Anyway, I was kind of wondering
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if maybe I could join?
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You are a liberal arts major?
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You're willing to contribute,
not just mooch off of us?
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- It's fine with me.
- All right. See you at seven?
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I'll see you then.
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All right. Liberal arts major
to the rescue.
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"The midterm will be based on lectures,
readings and class discussion."
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- "Five short essay questions."
- What? Define short.
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- "Three long essay questions."
- Define long.
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- "200 multiple choice questions"?
- How is that possible?
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I haven't even learned
that many answers.
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If you'd spent more class time
on women's studies
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and less studying the women,
you might've learned more.
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I learned plenty.
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Maybe not as much as
I should've to pass this test.
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I'm not feeling all
that confident either.
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I love this class and
I really wanna kick ass on the midterm.
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Let's pull an all-nighter.
Like the good old days.
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Your place or mine?
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I don't know. An all-nighter?
Max is out of town.
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I'm not sure it's...
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- appropriate?
- If he were in town, it'd be different?
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It's just studying.
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You two know each other
from class, right?
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I'm getting people together
to study at the Espresso tonight.
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- Fantastic.
- Wanna come?
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Sounds like a plan.
Casey will join us.
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If that's appropriate.
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- Tonight sounds good.
- Great. The more the merrier.
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And don't forget
to bring your smarty smartness.
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-=Greek 219=-
"Social Studies"
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Timing: Kappa Team
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I hate midterms.
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What are you doing?
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Mentally preparing.
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My upper-division
advertising midterm is tomorrow
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and I have read, I swear to God...
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nothing.
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And I can't procrastinate
like I normally do.
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You know that's
what you're doing now, right?
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Fine, fine.
I will go to the library.
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- Do you wanna come?
- I can't.
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I'm studying with Cappie
later tonight.
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I'm gonna take a nap now.
Could be an all-nighter.
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An all-nighter with Cappie?
What about Max?
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Cappie and I are just friends.
Besides, it won't be just us.
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Apparently he's dating
this new girl from class.
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- She'll be there.
- So Cappie's dating a new girl.
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- That's good.
- It totally came out of nowhere.
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Why he didn't tell me?
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- Are you jealous?
- No, I'm not jealous.
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Just curious.
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Do you wanna talk about it?
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You're procrastinating.
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Fine.
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If you're looking for money,
I cleaned that one out
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last week for beer money.
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I'm looking for my art history
course packet. Have you seen it?
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Paperback? Naked ladies?
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You might wanna check Wade's room.
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Come to think of it,
you might wanna get a new one.
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My art history exam is tomorrow,
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I need to study with Calvin,
Dale and Jordan.
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- Andy's Jordan?
- It's not like he owns her.
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I'm done pulling douche moves.
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It's just... I like her.
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And I miss her.
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I also don't know what its gonna be like
to be around her again
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while she's still with Andy.
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Some's better than none.
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It's like this potato chip.
It's hard to just eat one, right?
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You have one and want the whole bag.
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Would you rather show some discipline
and have one per day
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or would you rather not have
any chips at all?
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I don't even like this.
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If you like being around Jordan,
try and be friends with her.
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It's better than nothing.
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So I've made a schedule
for the study session
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with a bullet-point list
of objectives.
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We spend approximately
two hours on each section:
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Proto-Renaissance,
Early Renaissance, High Renaissance,
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Mannerist Period.
By my calculations,
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and allowing breaks for food,
bathroom,
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personal hygiene, etcetera,
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we should be able to cover
the entire course-load by sunrise,
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and have a couple of hours left over
for sleep before the test.
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Sound good?
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- I'm gonna get some water.
- I gotta pee.
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Make it snappy.
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We're supposed to be on
Trivial Pursuit Renaissance art history.
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There's our fourth player.
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Dinner.
Any special dietary preferences?
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I don't eat red meat.
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You're OK with the sausage
on the pizza but not the pepperoni?
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Excuse me for a second.
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Is it like an aversion to the color red
or like a religious thing?
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Are you OK with me being here?
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- Totally.
- Good.
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Because,
I didn't come here just to study.
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I miss you.
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I want my friend back,
if that's OK with you?
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So, what do you say?
Friends?
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Friends.
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Guys, come on.
We're on a schedule here.
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Why don't you do it
when it's assigned?
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You should work on time management.
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I think I'm awesome at time management.
I only study two times
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a semester, midterms and finals.
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The rest of the time
I just live life.
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And shop.
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- Where's my car?
- It was definitely right here,
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because I accidentally
banged your door into that car.
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See, there's the ding that I left.
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It's here.
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It's gone.
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Oh, my God. It was stolen.
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I've never known a car
that was stolen before.
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My laptop's in there.
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With my midterm paper on
the sleep motif of Faulkner's
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As I Lay Dying and there's no way
in hell I can write that thing again.
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- I'd rather lay down and die.
- Are you two OK?
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- My car was stolen.
- Silver Mercedes? Two-door?
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You saw it get stolen?
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I saw it get towed.
This is faculty parking.
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But I left my flashers on.
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Isn't it a rule you can't tow
a car with its flashers on?
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Maybe, if you're gone for,
like, five or ten minutes,
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but I saw it get towed hours ago.
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You saw it get towed
and you did nothing?
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First,
I didn't know it was your car.
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Second, even if I did,
what was I supposed to do?
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Throw myself on the hood?
Come on.
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Great. So now we have to go
to the car jail and bail it out.
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I guess I can just skip
my study session and take you.
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- Thank you.
- I won't get the practice test.
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- You're the best. I appreciate it.
- I'll fail the class. Get kicked out.
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- Is your car at the house?
- Or I could take you.
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I guess it's the least he can do
after letting them tow my car.
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You're welcome.
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We have 12 hours
and 17 minutes to cram.
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I'm setting my watch now.
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You might need
a lot more time, friend.
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For women's studies?
I've already seenErin Brockovich.
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I'm halfway there.
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So what's up with you and Delia?
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- How come you didn't tell me about her?
- Why? Are you jealous?
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Not jealous.
Just... curious.
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We're friends, Cap. You can tell me
when you're dating someone new.
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I talk about Max all the time.
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Although I must say, absence really
does make the heart grow fonder.
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I really like him
better now that he's gone.
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You really wanna know about
every girl that I hook up with?
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Not in a braggy, high-fiving,
macho frat guy kind of way,
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just in a general, FYI,
this-is-my-life kind of way.
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Delia and I are just hanging out.
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Completely casual.
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Is that...?
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- Did Max lavaliere you?
- He did.
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- Why? Are you jealous?
- Just curious.
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Now that's all out of the way,
let's focus on the test.
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We have exactly 12 hours and...
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Is there a problem?
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Do you see the girl that
Delia's walking up with?
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She's in our class too, right?
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And coincidentally she's also
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a girl that I hang out with.
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- Both of them?
- You said you wanted to know.
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You ready to study some women?
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OK.
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The city renowned
as the birthplace of the Renaissance,
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and in particular
of Renaissance painting, is...
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- Rome?
- Nope. Our turn. Come on.
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OK. The Birth of Venus
was painted by...?
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- Botticelli.
- Yes! For the brown wedgie.
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What are you laughing at?
Just give me the brown wedgie.
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You heard him.
Give him the brown wedgie.
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You want the brown wedgie?
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What are you laughing at?
That's what it's called.
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This is fun,
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but I'm not sure memorizing facts
is the best way to prep for this test.
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We're gonna get questions like:
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What do you think the smile on the face
of the Mona Lisa represents?
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- Not just who painted it.
- Leonardo da Vinci.
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We need to really understand
what the painting's about,
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the experience of seeing it
and taking it in,
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- not just the year it was completed.
- 1519.
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You know what?
I think she's right.
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Could you educate us on the meaning
of the smile in the painting?
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In an essay form?
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OK. Let's see.
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It's Andy.
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- Don't answer it.
- Too late.
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Hey, man. What's up?
245
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,742
Yeah, man. Sure.
246
00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:25,888
He wants to talk to you.
247
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,919
OK, that's strange?
Why would he call her on my phone?
248
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,900
Better question: Why have your phone
on in the study zone?
249
00:12:37,025 --> 00:12:39,841
You don't think that was Andy
she kept putting to voice mail?
250
00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:41,531
I don't know.
251
00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:48,599
Everything OK?
252
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,539
Yeah, awesome.
253
00:12:50,664 --> 00:12:52,062
Andy just broke up with me.
254
00:12:53,623 --> 00:12:54,848
That's terrible.
255
00:12:56,718 --> 00:12:58,617
But back to the Mona Lisa.
256
00:12:59,091 --> 00:13:01,696
She's smiling,
but she doesn't look that happy,
257
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,864
you know?
258
00:13:07,597 --> 00:13:09,246
That's not what
Professor Freeman said.
259
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,472
She said Angela Merkel
is the most powerful woman in the world.
260
00:13:12,597 --> 00:13:16,296
She was quoting Forbesmagazine,
who first called her that in 2006
261
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,262
as she was gearing up
to chair the G8 Summit.
262
00:13:18,387 --> 00:13:21,873
Which Margaret Thatcher chaired in 1984,
the first woman to do so.
263
00:13:21,998 --> 00:13:23,483
Does she beat out Merkel?
264
00:13:23,608 --> 00:13:26,025
What do you think, Cap?
Merkel or Thatcher?
265
00:13:29,649 --> 00:13:31,873
- Can't I just choose both?
- No.
266
00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,647
Then, I'd have to choose...
267
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,039
... Oprah.
268
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,303
I could use another latte.
269
00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:44,448
Does anybody want anything?
No? All right, then.
270
00:13:46,186 --> 00:13:48,149
How long have you two been together?
271
00:13:48,324 --> 00:13:50,704
You mean me?
Me and Cappie?
272
00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:52,079
You're dating Cappie?
273
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,144
No.
274
00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:55,541
No. Cappie and I are just friends.
275
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:58,832
Good. Because I hooked up
with him last weekend,
276
00:13:58,957 --> 00:14:01,173
and I totally thought
he was cheating on you.
277
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,301
- I feel so much better now.
- What night last weekend?
278
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,510
- Friday. Why?
- What time on Friday?
279
00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:10,724
I think I could use a latte,
actually.
280
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,973
- You gotta be kidding me?
- What...
281
00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,562
They figured it out?
282
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,316
Both of them in the same night?
What were you thinking?
283
00:14:19,638 --> 00:14:21,193
That dreams do come true?
284
00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:23,577
Now there's no way
we can study with them.
285
00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:24,961
We're on our own.
286
00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:27,543
Where's my book?
287
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,871
Right. We should...
We need to... Let's get...
288
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,040
Yeah.
289
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,700
It's 11:15,
290
00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:38,767
so according to the study schedule,
we're about a half-hour behind,
291
00:14:38,892 --> 00:14:40,170
which means I'm sorry,
292
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,963
but the cookie break scheduled
for midnight's gotta go.
293
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,374
- I need some fresh air.
- Fresh air is not on the schedule yet.
294
00:14:46,773 --> 00:14:47,773
It's...
295
00:14:48,274 --> 00:14:51,554
Your friend's unsavory attitude
is screwing up our study sesh.
296
00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,978
- Relax.
- Think you should talk to her?
297
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,532
That's great.
Get both of them to waste time.
298
00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:01,137
That's fantastic.
299
00:15:22,498 --> 00:15:24,328
The air's not so fresh out here.
300
00:15:24,453 --> 00:15:27,509
These grad students down the hall,
they have a lot of cats.
301
00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:33,511
Sorry about Andy.
302
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,001
It's his loss.
303
00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:37,785
Thanks.
304
00:15:38,561 --> 00:15:40,460
I know you kind
of have to say that, but
305
00:15:41,751 --> 00:15:42,751
thanks
306
00:15:44,865 --> 00:15:47,618
if you feel like you wanna go,
don't worry about us.
307
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,156
We have Dale's study schedule.
308
00:15:50,723 --> 00:15:51,635
No,
309
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,206
I'll be fine. I'm just...
310
00:15:54,211 --> 00:15:55,464
kind of bummed.
311
00:15:57,059 --> 00:15:58,851
I transferred here
from a community college
312
00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:02,980
'cause I wanted to experience
new things and meet new people.
313
00:16:03,936 --> 00:16:06,576
And right off I met you
and I joined a sority...
314
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,136
and then I met Andy,
315
00:16:09,743 --> 00:16:11,700
and he just kind of
reminded me of home.
316
00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:15,853
Of my high school ex-boyfriend,
of my brothers.
317
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:19,307
He balanced out
all these new experiences
318
00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:21,124
and he made me feel comfortable.
319
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:23,830
Now...
320
00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:26,906
Whatever.
321
00:16:29,852 --> 00:16:32,846
You still have the guy
who did a face plant
322
00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:34,241
in art history.
323
00:16:36,335 --> 00:16:37,786
Speaking of which...
324
00:16:38,176 --> 00:16:40,322
Yeah. Baroque Bingo awaits.
325
00:16:47,352 --> 00:16:48,352
Thanks.
326
00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:54,477
We've been here for hours.
327
00:16:54,602 --> 00:16:56,116
Where the hell is this guy?
328
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:06,523
You'd think we'd have more to talk about
considering we've seen each other naked.
329
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,894
- Are you hitting on me?
- What? No, no, no.
330
00:17:09,019 --> 00:17:10,444
I knew there was a catch.
331
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,352
- I'm not...
- I just want my laptop.
332
00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:14,579
In fact, you can go now.
I'll wait on my own.
333
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,368
- Thanks for the ride.
- Are you nuts?
334
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,909
I'm not leaving you
here by yourself.
335
00:17:20,548 --> 00:17:22,289
Evan Chambers is chivalrous?
336
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,166
- Are you hitting on me?
- No.
337
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,127
It's just I've never seen
this part of you before.
338
00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:28,879
And what part of me have you seen?
339
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:33,827
Right.
340
00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:35,365
Right.
341
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,468
I definitely think
there will be different versions
342
00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:39,873
of Leda and the Swan.
343
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,060
Good.
More naked breasts.
344
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,290
This class has made
me numb to nudity.
345
00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:46,474
There's just nothing left
to the imagination.
346
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,482
I might as well start having sex.
347
00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:50,544
Sure would make Sheila happy.
348
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,622
Also, remember
when we spent an entire class
349
00:17:52,747 --> 00:17:54,564
discussing the ceiling
of the Sistine Chapel.
350
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:57,036
I guarantee an essay question'll
be devoted to it.
351
00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:59,739
Doctrine of the Church, creation,
downfall of man,
352
00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:01,724
and promise of salvation.
Bring it on.
353
00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:03,287
What do we think he'll ask?
354
00:18:03,412 --> 00:18:04,833
It's a pretty big ceiling.
355
00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:06,472
I don't know.
356
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,253
It's amazing in person.
357
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,060
- You've been there?
- In high school.
358
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:11,756
I went there when I was five.
359
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:14,718
All I remember is a pigeon pooped
on my head in St. Peter's Square.
360
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,554
- What was it like?
- Kind of runny.
361
00:18:18,323 --> 00:18:20,889
These pictures don't do it justice,
that's for sure.
362
00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:23,120
It's like...
363
00:18:24,126 --> 00:18:25,200
It's just...
364
00:18:26,457 --> 00:18:28,355
It's hard to explain.
You have to see it.
365
00:18:30,339 --> 00:18:31,441
I have an idea.
366
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:33,412
It's time for us
to take a little field trip.
367
00:18:33,537 --> 00:18:36,084
- No, actually, no, it's not.
- I could stretch my legs.
368
00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:38,116
You guys,
we're falling way off schedule.
369
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,243
We already lost our pizza break. Do
you wanna cut the massage circle, too?
370
00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:43,036
Yeah.
371
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,477
Fine. It's liberal arts.
Let's get liberal.
372
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,199
Let's go off book.
But you'll miss these.
373
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:55,776
Here we go.
374
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,206
Table for two, non-smoking.
By the window if you got it.
375
00:19:01,443 --> 00:19:04,443
OK, let's just go find
somewhere to sit down and work.
376
00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,123
- Look. A couch.
- OK. Here we go.
377
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,778
All right, so I didn't get a chance
to read the Baxandall article.
378
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,210
- What was it about?
- I don't have my book.
379
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:20,474
I need to squeeze in there.
380
00:19:20,599 --> 00:19:21,649
Here it is.
381
00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:27,560
- It's like our own love seat here.
- Don't call it that.
382
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,412
- Excuse me.
- Sorry. I'm just...
383
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,086
- I'm sorry.
- What is...?
384
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,107
- I'm sorry
- I was just a little warm.
385
00:19:35,232 --> 00:19:37,795
- Can I just get to the page?
- It's kind of hot. Go ahead.
386
00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:41,126
All right, chapter three.
387
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,826
Only 16 more chapters to go.
388
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,687
- I'll get it, yeah.
- Yeah.
389
00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:52,187
There you go.
390
00:19:57,502 --> 00:19:59,419
- I touched your boob.
- I know.
391
00:19:59,544 --> 00:20:02,325
It was an accidental boob graze.
I promise you.
392
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,035
I'm not one of those guys
who gets off on grazing boobs.
393
00:20:05,566 --> 00:20:07,996
You need to watch out for Wade
in a crowded room, but not me.
394
00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:14,838
Stop judging me.
395
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,995
All right, chapter three:
396
00:20:18,647 --> 00:20:20,025
Women's Suffrage.
397
00:20:20,546 --> 00:20:23,345
The movement's modern origins lie
in France during the 18th century...
398
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:24,847
I'm sorry.
399
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:28,119
I just need to get my arm out.
There we go. All right, better.
400
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:31,441
Please continue.
401
00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:40,799
You know, this isn't working for me.
I'm gonna go find us a table.
402
00:20:40,924 --> 00:20:42,727
- What?
- To... To sit at.
403
00:20:42,852 --> 00:20:44,151
Here, watch this.
404
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,601
How's the studying going?
405
00:21:00,423 --> 00:21:03,613
That was just a little power nap.
I am getting so much done.
406
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,471
I organized my work station.
407
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,033
And I made a new playlist.
408
00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:10,521
I checked all my highlighters,
took a nap.
409
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:11,646
Now I'm...
410
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:13,721
ready to study.
411
00:21:14,519 --> 00:21:17,190
But didn't you have, like,
a study group at the Espresso Farm?
412
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,706
Yeah, we did,
413
00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:20,797
but Cappie just
screwed us out of it.
414
00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:21,960
Literally.
415
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,116
Sorry.
416
00:21:25,797 --> 00:21:28,411
It's like he'll just fall into bed
with any girl who asks.
417
00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:32,122
OK, seriously, you're sounding
a little ex-jealous.
418
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,790
I am not jealous.
419
00:21:37,108 --> 00:21:39,872
I just don't know what his deal is.
420
00:21:39,997 --> 00:21:42,205
He's a great guy,
girls are all over him.
421
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:44,606
If he wanted to,
he could find someone awesome to date
422
00:21:44,731 --> 00:21:46,656
right now, right here in this room.
423
00:21:48,194 --> 00:21:49,194
OK, Case.
424
00:21:49,926 --> 00:21:51,642
I think that is the problem.
425
00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:54,812
- I think that's exactly what he wants.
- What do you mean?
426
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,811
I didn't think it was a big deal
when Rebecca told me,
427
00:21:57,936 --> 00:22:00,343
but now you're saying all this stuff
about Cappie,
428
00:22:00,468 --> 00:22:02,561
it could explain why
he's messing around so much.
429
00:22:02,686 --> 00:22:05,353
- What could explain it?
- We were at Gentleman's Choice.
430
00:22:05,478 --> 00:22:08,121
And in a homojito-induced
moment of honesty,
431
00:22:08,246 --> 00:22:10,475
Rebecca told me that
she and Cappie broke up
432
00:22:11,216 --> 00:22:12,216
because...
433
00:22:12,429 --> 00:22:14,552
- He still isn't over you.
- No.
434
00:22:15,806 --> 00:22:16,960
Seriously?
435
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:22,547
You're going to have to leave now.
436
00:22:31,562 --> 00:22:32,440
What?
437
00:22:32,565 --> 00:22:35,018
Can you grab my stuff?
We need to find another place to study.
438
00:22:38,479 --> 00:22:40,650
Yeah. I actually know
where we can get a table.
439
00:22:41,948 --> 00:22:43,334
He's still not back?
440
00:22:44,721 --> 00:22:47,377
I'm pretty sure he's not coming back.
Not tonight, at least.
441
00:22:47,502 --> 00:22:49,794
Then why is the door unlocked?
What about the sign?
442
00:22:49,919 --> 00:22:53,198
- That sign lies. Let's go.
- I'm not leaving without my laptop.
443
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:57,354
- OK, I was just being nice before.
- I'm not leaving.
444
00:23:00,403 --> 00:23:03,156
OK, wait a minute.
You just need your laptop tonight.
445
00:23:03,731 --> 00:23:05,439
You don't need your car, right?
446
00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:07,592
Do you have your keys?
447
00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:15,625
Great.
We'll get in there and get your laptop.
448
00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,429
I'll give you a boost. OK?
449
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,774
- Are you looking up my skirt?
- Where am I supposed to look?
450
00:23:40,828 --> 00:23:43,144
Did that dog just
eat my frickin' key?
451
00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:46,294
What are we doing here?
452
00:23:46,419 --> 00:23:48,524
What if somebody thinks
we're trying to steal the test?
453
00:23:48,649 --> 00:23:51,365
Professor Summerfield
wouldn't leave it here.
454
00:23:52,713 --> 00:23:54,862
Should we look around just in case?
455
00:23:58,791 --> 00:23:59,791
There.
456
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,449
I rember this now,
457
00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:11,449
just not as vidly
as the pigeon incident.
458
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:15,208
I figured this would be about
as close as we get to experiencing
459
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,670
the real thing in Cyprus.
460
00:24:17,894 --> 00:24:19,432
Rusty, this is amazing.
461
00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:22,251
This projector's top of the line.
462
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,082
It produces a great hi-res image.
463
00:24:25,051 --> 00:24:27,091
No, I meant that you're amazing.
464
00:24:27,870 --> 00:24:30,458
Michelangelo had to bend backwards,
465
00:24:30,933 --> 00:24:32,969
painting over his head
for four years.
466
00:24:33,976 --> 00:24:36,672
Can you imagine
painting upside down?
467
00:24:37,818 --> 00:24:40,018
- It's unreal.
- Think that'll be on the test?
468
00:24:40,739 --> 00:24:42,104
Just take it in, Dale.
469
00:24:42,229 --> 00:24:43,229
OK.
470
00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:49,628
you know that it's rumored
that Michelangelo was, like...
471
00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:51,831
Like you are?
472
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:54,032
Black?
473
00:24:55,791 --> 00:24:57,787
No, man, no. He was gay.
474
00:24:59,503 --> 00:25:01,762
Have you ever seen
the statue of David, Dale?
475
00:25:02,304 --> 00:25:04,582
Clearly the guy's about
as straight as a circle.
476
00:25:09,919 --> 00:25:12,552
It's him.
I should probably take it.
477
00:25:13,936 --> 00:25:15,038
Are you sure?
478
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:36,074
Too much Irish in that coffee?
479
00:25:37,724 --> 00:25:40,552
It's a delicate balance.
I seem to have tipped the scales.
480
00:25:40,759 --> 00:25:43,373
We only have nine more hours
until the test.
481
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:46,555
Or we could move even faster,
devoting
482
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,422
five minutes per chapter,
then take an eight-hour nap.
483
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:51,872
Read one random sentence
off each page.
484
00:25:53,161 --> 00:25:54,467
That's actually tempting.
485
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:55,863
Great! I'll go first.
486
00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:03,592
"The women's movement in France
would never be the same."
487
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,328
There. Now your turn.
488
00:26:12,522 --> 00:26:14,642
What was wrong with Delia?
489
00:26:15,321 --> 00:26:17,231
How come you only went out
with her once?
490
00:26:20,071 --> 00:26:22,043
- You sure you're not jealous?
- No,
491
00:26:22,339 --> 00:26:24,289
I'm not jealous. Just...
492
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:25,805
- Curious.
- Right.
493
00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:31,671
It doesn't seem like
you're going on too many second dates.
494
00:26:32,288 --> 00:26:36,052
Not since Rebecca, actually.
Don't you want a relationship?
495
00:26:37,585 --> 00:26:41,556
Is this the part where you'll lecture me
about responsibility and maturity?
496
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:42,726
No.
497
00:26:43,419 --> 00:26:45,731
It's the part where I ask you if
498
00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:48,957
I may have had something to do with
your breakup with Rebecca last semester.
499
00:26:49,255 --> 00:26:51,067
Because that's what someone told me.
500
00:26:51,328 --> 00:26:53,903
And I'm hoping it's not true.
501
00:26:58,107 --> 00:26:59,224
You know what?
502
00:27:00,013 --> 00:27:01,198
Forget I even asked.
503
00:27:01,824 --> 00:27:03,210
We have to finish studying.
504
00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:07,040
It's not true, for what it's worth.
505
00:27:08,275 --> 00:27:09,275
Last call.
506
00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:15,423
We can go to the KT house.
Unless you have a better idea.
507
00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:17,865
No. OK.
508
00:27:19,535 --> 00:27:22,474
I have to get some coffee
or I won't make it.
509
00:27:22,939 --> 00:27:25,616
I'll grab us a couple of lattes
and I'll meet you there.
510
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,775
How much longer's she gonna be on that
cell phone? I'm losing my study buzz.
511
00:27:36,213 --> 00:27:38,697
If she's not back in five minutes,
I'll go out there
512
00:27:38,822 --> 00:27:41,960
- and I'll see what's going on.
- Well, you're running out of time.
513
00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,384
You know, I'm sure they're just
514
00:27:44,509 --> 00:27:47,581
discussing who gets which DVD
and all that crap, you know?
515
00:27:47,706 --> 00:27:49,198
These things can be complicated.
516
00:27:49,323 --> 00:27:51,876
They have stuff together?
They've been dating, like, a few weeks.
517
00:27:52,139 --> 00:27:54,797
- What else could they be talking about?
- I don't know.
518
00:28:00,614 --> 00:28:02,139
I'm so sorry, guys.
519
00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:04,817
Are you OK?
520
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:06,708
Yeah.
521
00:28:06,965 --> 00:28:08,179
We had a good talk.
522
00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:12,943
A good talk? What about?
523
00:28:15,268 --> 00:28:16,988
Andy wants to get back together.
524
00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:22,407
Well, fantastic. Now we can leave.
525
00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:25,618
You're hitched again, you two
are friends, Michelangelo was gay.
526
00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:27,506
Everybody's happy.
527
00:28:37,236 --> 00:28:38,618
OK, so you're positive
528
00:28:38,743 --> 00:28:41,492
that if the dog comes within a few feet
of the car, it'll unlock the doors?
529
00:28:41,617 --> 00:28:44,738
It's a SmartKey.
It unlocks them as you get close.
530
00:28:45,217 --> 00:28:48,429
It does when it's in my purse. I've
never tried it from a dog's stomach.
531
00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:50,310
Well,
532
00:28:50,588 --> 00:28:51,967
I guess we'll find out.
533
00:28:56,441 --> 00:28:57,441
Allow me.
534
00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,003
Thanks.
535
00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:02,363
Are you sure you wanna do this?
536
00:29:02,681 --> 00:29:04,191
How bad do you need your laptop?
537
00:29:04,316 --> 00:29:06,786
If I don't turn in my paper
by 9:00am tomorrow, I get a zero.
538
00:29:09,191 --> 00:29:10,580
That dog looks kind of vicious.
539
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,292
No, no, he's still a puppy.
540
00:29:15,619 --> 00:29:17,234
You're really weird
to do this for me.
541
00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:22,260
You're welcome. OK.
542
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:47,994
Dear.
543
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:50,199
Nice dog, nice dog. No, no, no!
544
00:29:53,385 --> 00:29:56,000
OK, all right, all right.
Down, boy! Down, down!
545
00:29:56,999 --> 00:29:58,478
Oh, my God! He's mad!
546
00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:04,545
Yeah!
547
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:05,773
That's right!
548
00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:07,110
That's right, dog!
549
00:30:07,565 --> 00:30:08,763
What did you do?
550
00:30:09,681 --> 00:30:13,309
- I don't know.
- Now Cujo's in the car with my laptop.
551
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,274
Well,
my study schedule's shot to hell.
552
00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:25,653
You probably think I'm an idiot
to even consider taking him back.
553
00:30:26,205 --> 00:30:28,624
You know, it's not so much
what happened, it's just
554
00:30:28,749 --> 00:30:30,189
how long it took.
555
00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:33,089
Dale, why don't we go take a walk?
I know a shortcut home.
556
00:30:46,575 --> 00:30:49,319
Earlier tonight he told me
he didn't want me to study with you,
557
00:30:49,685 --> 00:30:51,062
and I got pissed,
558
00:30:51,419 --> 00:30:53,309
which led to this huge fight.
559
00:30:54,824 --> 00:30:57,260
But considering what happened
between the three of us,
560
00:30:57,982 --> 00:30:59,484
who could really blame him?
561
00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:04,052
He admitted that he was wrong.
562
00:31:04,591 --> 00:31:06,912
You know, he apologized.
563
00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,687
And I really do wanna be friends
with you, Rusty.
564
00:31:14,858 --> 00:31:16,956
I'm sorry, Jordan.
I don't wanna be friends with you.
565
00:31:18,609 --> 00:31:20,242
- You don't?
- I can't.
566
00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,796
Because I'm crazy about you.
567
00:31:24,964 --> 00:31:26,574
I liked you the moment I saw you.
568
00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:29,034
But Andy acted first.
569
00:31:31,905 --> 00:31:33,773
And it's been killing me ever since.
570
00:31:35,423 --> 00:31:37,127
I fell for you the minute I met you.
571
00:31:38,112 --> 00:31:41,120
Literally, down the stairs,
into the slide projector.
572
00:31:45,142 --> 00:31:46,227
I fell for you.
573
00:31:51,669 --> 00:31:52,717
Say something.
574
00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:57,136
I have to go.
575
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:02,335
I'll see you in class tomorrow,
or today or whatever.
576
00:32:19,261 --> 00:32:21,409
Look at him sitting there,
pretending to be so harmless.
577
00:32:21,534 --> 00:32:23,983
Digging his filthy claws
into my nice leather seats.
578
00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:25,234
He is mocking us.
579
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:27,077
I think he wants to go for a ride.
580
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,698
- Can we please get him out?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, OK. So,
581
00:32:31,141 --> 00:32:32,277
I'll start running,
582
00:32:32,854 --> 00:32:34,123
then you open the door.
583
00:32:34,477 --> 00:32:37,441
The dog will chase me,
allowing you to grab your laptop
584
00:32:37,937 --> 00:32:39,778
- and head in the opposite direction.
- OK,
585
00:32:40,078 --> 00:32:42,565
- but what if he comes after me?
- He's a dog. Dogs like to chase,
586
00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:43,978
so he'll go after me.
587
00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:45,795
- Probably.
- That's comforting.
588
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,632
Screw it.
Let's just get my laptop and go home.
589
00:32:57,098 --> 00:32:58,309
- On three.
- Yeah.
590
00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,224
One...
591
00:32:59,534 --> 00:33:00,311
Two...
592
00:33:00,807 --> 00:33:01,807
Three!
593
00:33:07,757 --> 00:33:09,487
Rebecca, move, move, move!
594
00:33:11,747 --> 00:33:13,238
I just had this washed.
595
00:33:16,531 --> 00:33:17,870
What happened to the plan?
596
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,867
That dog is so fast.
597
00:34:03,851 --> 00:34:05,879
- It's just me.
- I'm sorry, Case.
598
00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:07,806
I thought you were Jeremy.
He has this...
599
00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,171
... weird thing
about watching people sleep.
600
00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:11,791
It's kind of creepy.
601
00:34:12,106 --> 00:34:13,509
No, it's totally creepy.
602
00:34:16,684 --> 00:34:17,805
Boundaries.
603
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:18,931
Come on, man.
604
00:34:22,631 --> 00:34:23,844
Case, I'm cooked.
605
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,230
Is it too late to take
this class pass-fail?
606
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,352
Yes, it is.
607
00:34:27,477 --> 00:34:28,606
Get up. Come on.
608
00:34:31,994 --> 00:34:34,519
- Where were we?
- I think we were in the...
609
00:34:37,229 --> 00:34:40,256
- Hey, you guys.
- OK, stop right there.
610
00:34:40,907 --> 00:34:43,287
I love you, Rus.
But we have to study,
611
00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:46,002
so whatever advice you want,
whatever you need to get off your chest,
612
00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:49,086
can it please wait
for, like, six more hours?
613
00:34:50,018 --> 00:34:52,448
I told Jordan I didn't wanna be friends
with her anymore.
614
00:34:53,539 --> 00:34:54,988
I want the whole bag of chips.
615
00:34:55,113 --> 00:34:56,537
Here, you can have this one.
616
00:34:56,933 --> 00:34:58,594
Andy broke up with her tonight.
617
00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:00,835
Then they got back together.
618
00:35:01,347 --> 00:35:04,148
I was there for the whole thing,
trying to be supportive,
619
00:35:04,489 --> 00:35:05,783
trying be her friend.
620
00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:09,939
I just couldn't do it.
I wasn't there to be her friend.
621
00:35:11,139 --> 00:35:12,174
I was waiting.
622
00:35:13,143 --> 00:35:15,043
I can't wait around.
That'll take forever.
623
00:35:16,169 --> 00:35:19,450
It's easier for her to be friends
because she's with Andy.
624
00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:23,738
But for me,
I just can't sit around hoping...
625
00:35:24,507 --> 00:35:25,621
... she'll pick me.
626
00:35:32,605 --> 00:35:35,009
God, I feel better
just getting that off my chest.
627
00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:37,943
Thanks, guys.
628
00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:40,260
Good luck on the test.
629
00:35:51,005 --> 00:35:52,940
Are you waiting?
630
00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:55,276
I told you.
It was an accidental boob graze.
631
00:35:55,637 --> 00:35:57,696
I mean, you're bouncing
from girl to girl.
632
00:35:57,821 --> 00:35:59,864
You haven't found that special someone.
I wanna help.
633
00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:01,991
I'm not talking to you
about this stuff, OK?
634
00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,426
- Why not? We can be friends.
- Can we?
635
00:36:05,501 --> 00:36:08,664
- Why? You still have feelings for me?
- And you still have feelings for me.
636
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:11,182
- I was just curious.
- Fine.
637
00:36:11,307 --> 00:36:13,629
Let's just be friends,
go upstairs and study.
638
00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:15,948
- No.
- Why?
639
00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:17,872
You trust me, right?
640
00:36:18,975 --> 00:36:20,960
- It's just not...
- Appropriate?
641
00:36:21,965 --> 00:36:24,056
Because you don't trust yourself.
642
00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:25,306
That's not true.
643
00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:28,684
You want to find me a "special someone"
so you won't have a choice.
644
00:36:28,985 --> 00:36:30,273
I'm with Max.
645
00:36:31,352 --> 00:36:32,423
He's perfect.
646
00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:34,820
He loves me and I love him.
647
00:36:35,773 --> 00:36:37,562
You know,
he gave up grad school for me.
648
00:36:37,687 --> 00:36:39,445
Why can't you find someone else?
649
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:42,072
Because no other girl in the world
compares to you.
650
00:36:43,506 --> 00:36:44,506
Oh, yeah?
651
00:36:44,937 --> 00:36:46,479
Kind of hard to believe, right?
652
00:36:49,529 --> 00:36:50,559
Look, it's...
653
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:54,585
It's late. We're both tired.
Let's just call it a night.
654
00:36:54,755 --> 00:36:56,933
Look. A few hours sleep
isn't gonna change anything.
655
00:36:57,058 --> 00:37:00,177
- It's old habits.
- Like having a great time together?
656
00:37:00,302 --> 00:37:03,010
Knowing each other better than we know
ourselves? What does that tell you?
657
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:04,595
That we can't be friends.
658
00:37:04,868 --> 00:37:05,868
Fine.
659
00:37:06,025 --> 00:37:08,165
Then you're right.
I guess I do need to move on.
660
00:37:08,461 --> 00:37:10,394
- See you around.
- I just wanna do what's right.
661
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,145
We can't be friends. That's what you say
I'm agreeing with you.
662
00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:15,916
- Then why are we shouting?
- You started the shouting!
663
00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:21,171
I just want...
664
00:37:21,819 --> 00:37:23,106
To not waste my time?
665
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,285
I get it.
666
00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,718
Well, you're wasting my time now.
667
00:37:30,971 --> 00:37:32,708
Wait. What are we saying?
668
00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,335
You said it all.
669
00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:39,673
There's the door.
670
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,548
What time is it?
671
00:38:02,296 --> 00:38:03,296
8:30.
672
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,257
Done,
and with the new doggy death angle,
673
00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,551
- it's gonna really stand out.
- That's great.
674
00:38:10,248 --> 00:38:12,246
Where is he?
Is he gone?
675
00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:15,446
If we make a run for it, you still
might be able to turn that in on time.
676
00:38:16,064 --> 00:38:19,338
I told you,
I just need to get to my laptop.
677
00:38:23,026 --> 00:38:25,738
I don't know what people did
before e-mail, and SmartKeys.
678
00:38:25,863 --> 00:38:27,793
Thank God for advancements
in technology.
679
00:38:32,182 --> 00:38:34,137
And thanks for staying
with me all night.
680
00:38:34,426 --> 00:38:35,918
I hope you don't hate me.
681
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,439
No.
682
00:38:38,137 --> 00:38:39,716
You know, it's too bad that we...
683
00:38:40,188 --> 00:38:42,402
... didn't hang out
and get to know each other more.
684
00:38:43,122 --> 00:38:45,980
- We could have been friends.
- Men and women can't be friends.
685
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,282
The possibility of sex
always gets in the way.
686
00:38:49,121 --> 00:38:50,036
Well.
687
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:53,357
Who knows? Maybe there'll be
some advancements in that area, too.
688
00:38:54,095 --> 00:38:55,539
OK, now you're hitting on me.
689
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,829
This belong to you?
690
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,402
Why aren't you working?
691
00:39:17,298 --> 00:39:20,077
- Why does the world hate me?
- The world doesn't hate you, Case.
692
00:39:20,202 --> 00:39:23,347
And the espresso machine doesn't care
about your feelings.
693
00:39:23,964 --> 00:39:25,138
It's a machine.
694
00:39:28,154 --> 00:39:30,969
So I asked Cappie
695
00:39:31,094 --> 00:39:32,661
about the Rebecca thing.
696
00:39:33,217 --> 00:39:35,165
- And?
- Let's just say
697
00:39:35,587 --> 00:39:37,798
the Cappie chapter
in my life may be over...
698
00:39:38,522 --> 00:39:39,458
... for good.
699
00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:43,629
This is serious.
Like Brad leaving Jen serious.
700
00:39:43,984 --> 00:39:46,873
Cappie deserves to find someone else
who makes him happy.
701
00:39:47,713 --> 00:39:49,136
Well, that's mature.
702
00:39:50,044 --> 00:39:51,076
And honestly,
703
00:39:52,024 --> 00:39:53,097
I was jealous.
704
00:39:53,972 --> 00:39:55,735
- Shocker.
- Yeah.
705
00:39:57,745 --> 00:40:00,544
But as much as I'll miss him, as much
as I want to call him and tell him
706
00:40:00,669 --> 00:40:04,197
my sleep-deprived brain was clouded
by caffeine and midterm anxiety,
707
00:40:05,484 --> 00:40:08,449
I know it's the right thing
for both of us.
708
00:40:09,672 --> 00:40:10,672
Right?
709
00:40:13,326 --> 00:40:15,244
Are you crying, Ash?
710
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,672
I am so tired.
711
00:40:25,634 --> 00:40:27,256
It's Max. I should...
712
00:40:35,374 --> 00:40:36,308
Hey, Max.
713
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,735
So you guys think we should probably
714
00:40:38,982 --> 00:40:41,438
throw a couple of questions
just so we don't destroy the curve?
715
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:44,683
Don't listen to him, Calvin.
It's a trick. He's trying to beat us.
716
00:40:44,808 --> 00:40:46,660
- What?
- All right, people,
717
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:49,293
you have exactly one hour,
718
00:40:49,418 --> 00:40:52,595
and there is to be
no talking during the exam.
719
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:53,878
Where's Jordan?
720
00:41:06,463 --> 00:41:07,588
You may begin.
721
00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:31,949
Cheating is a coward's game
722
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,893
and will not be played
in my classroom.
723
00:41:37,217 --> 00:41:40,425
- What? I didn't do anything.
- The note's from me, sir.
724
00:41:41,034 --> 00:41:42,873
Very well. You fail also.
725
00:41:43,271 --> 00:41:44,446
OK, OK, that's fine.
726
00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:47,211
But I'm probably off the hook, then?
I was just an innocent...
727
00:41:47,381 --> 00:41:50,228
We weren't cheating, all right?
Just read the note.
728
00:41:59,897 --> 00:42:00,641
"Rusty,
729
00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:05,646
"I want to be more than friends.
I've fallen for you, too.
730
00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:07,640
"We need to talk.
731
00:42:08,069 --> 00:42:11,246
"X, O, X, O. Smiley face."
732
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,600
Why?
733
00:42:16,314 --> 00:42:18,000
I mean, why now? Why me?
734
00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:19,258
Because...
735
00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:21,036
You're different.
736
00:42:22,358 --> 00:42:24,405
No, different in a good way.
737
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,059
In a new and exciting way.
738
00:42:26,184 --> 00:42:28,295
That's the whole reason
I came here in the first place.
739
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,032
Look, I made a mistake,
taking the familiar route with Andy,
740
00:42:32,965 --> 00:42:34,692
but what you did last night...
741
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:36,969
It was amazing.
742
00:42:41,936 --> 00:42:43,470
I always liked you, Rusty,
743
00:42:44,672 --> 00:42:45,775
but last night,
744
00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,899
under the ceiling
of the Sistine Chapel...
745
00:42:50,712 --> 00:42:51,650
I fell for you.
746
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Quiet down, people!
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Thank you.
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She fell for me.
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Talk to her after the test.
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