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- You're off.
- Yeah, till the fall.
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- Sophomore year.
- We are gonna be roommates again.
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{\pos(192,230)}What happened to you?
I was protecting the house.
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From Rusty.
He started this and I ended it.
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Like I said, he and I are even.
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I'm starting my own sorority.
In fact, I rented the house today.
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- Let's go, girls!
- Becks,
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shall we?
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I got accepted to grad school.
Caltech in California.
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I just got a job.
I'd have to be in DC in two weeks.
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I need to take this internship for me.
That sounds selfish.
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- I'm the one leaving.
- Do what's best for you.
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It's not best for us, though.
Dr. Lewiston?
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This is Max Tyler from CRU.
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- How's your dilemma?
- I'm going to Washington.
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You are?
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I had so much fun
with you guys this year.
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You were the nicest group
of campers I've ever met.
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I'll see you next summer.
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OK, Pine Saplings.
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It's time to go home.
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Grow into big strong trees.
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- I'm gonna put it in your nose.
- Dylan, not again!
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Put the pebble down.
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- You OK?
- Yeah. Thanks, Rusty.
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Good save, Cartwright.
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I guess you could say when it comes
to little boys I have the touch.
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That's not what I meant.
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Last day, son. Keep it together.
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All right, Pine Saplings,
gather round, gather round.
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Little Pine Saplings, take a seat.
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Dylan, sit.
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You boys may be leaving today,
but remember this:
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Camp Tiny Pine
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is not just a place, but a feeling.
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A feeling that takes root
in your heart.
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So wear your evergreen
friendship necklaces
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close to the trunk to remind you
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of the special time
that you had here.
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Now go out there
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and proudly spread your seed.
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I'm really not sure
what's wrong with me today, sir.
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Not funny.
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Casey, the door.
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Wait.
I have to... Hold on.
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- Sorry.
- What?
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- Do I need to do something?
- No, I have a code.
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I've never been so happy
to see someone in my entire life.
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Let's hope that lasts the whole
11 hour car trip back to Cyprus.
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And that's 11 hours not including gas,
food, bathrooms...
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It could be 11 years.
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So, you ready to start
a whole new year together?
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Am I a horrible person
for being partly glad
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your Caltech grant money fell through
and you're stuck at Cyprus with me?
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I could never describe you
as horrible.
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Even though that part
that's glad is way,
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way bigger than the other sad
for you part?
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I forgive you.
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All that stuff I told you
bout the summer,
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let's just keep it between us, OK?
I don't want anyone else to know.
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Not even Ashleigh.
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Your secret's safe with me.
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-= GREEK 211 =-
"Take Me Home Cyprus Rhodes"
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{\pos(192,230)}Here we are.
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{\pos(192,230)}You gonna get out?
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Totally.
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You having second thoughts?
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Change is good. It's just...
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{\pos(192,230)}The thought of disappointing Ashleigh
kind of scares the crap out of me.
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You're back, you're back!
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Seatbelts!
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{\pos(192,220)}OK, Casey and I have
a lot of catching up to do,
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{\pos(192,220)}so you can just do
your manly unpacking thing.
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I missed you so much!
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- {\pos(192,230)}OK, OK, so tell me.
- Did you?
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It took 44 summer campus tours.
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But I did it.
I am no longer Credit Plus' bitch.
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{\pos(192,220)}OK, I want to hear all
about Washington
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because months
of emails aren't good enough.
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{\pos(192,220)}But before that we have
two major house things to discuss.
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{\pos(192,220)}First, OK,
I changed the rush balloons
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{\pos(192,220)}from pink and white to all gold.
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What the hell?
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{\pos(192,220)}You're right. I knew it.
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{\pos(192,220)}The bling-bling thing
is totally played out.
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This is a sorority,
not a Beyonce video.
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Why is Rebecca getting out
of Frannie's car?
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{\pos(192,220)}Welcome back, Case!
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{\pos(192,220)}You look tired.
Long drive?
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{\pos(192,220)}Rebecca, what's going on?
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We couldn't find parking
in front of our house.
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{\pos(192,220)}That was the second major thing.
Rebecca called last night
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{\pos(192,220)}and she's defecting
to the Iota Kappa Iota house.
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"Icky?"
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{\pos(192,220)}Iota Kappa Iota.
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{\pos(192,220)}Or the I-Kaps.
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Or the "Ickies."
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Rebecca, you chose us.
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We initiated you last semester.
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{\pos(192,220)}And I changed my mind.
See you, girls, around Greek Row.
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Forget about stupid old Rebecca.
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{\pos(192,220)}With the Dynamic Duo on the job,
ZBZ will be unstoppable.
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Summer!
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You promised to wear your Speedo.
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I just want to show
these guys my new room.
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I finished the redesign.
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- Hey, new guy.
- This is my boy, Andy.
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He and I used to play
high school football.
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I'm a freshman.
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And the Titans' number
one high school recruit.
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But before you get any ideas,
so he'll be pledging Omega...
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Don't say it.
You know how I feel about the "C" word.
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Popsicle?
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What flavor is this?
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Beer.
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Freshmen.
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You three have a fantastic time
and remember, here at Kappa Tau,
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summer isn't officially over
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until the fat professor
hands out the syllabus.
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Hit the water slide.
Come on, guys.
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They're exactly
like you described them.
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You even called the water slide.
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Yeah, the KT's are nothing
if not obvious.
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These are my brothers
you're talking about.
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You're crazy if you think
you can get any work done here.
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Sure that pledge paddle last spring
didn't leave any lasting brain damage?
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- I still can't believe that happened.
- I'm in a really good mood right now
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and I don't want to talk about Evan.
Pretty much ever again.
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So how are you gonna get
work done living here?
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Just wait till you see the oasis.
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This is nice, Rus.
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Let the belching contest begin!
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It's almost freakishly quiet.
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Acoustic foam panels
in the walls and the ceiling.
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Come on.
I might even come here to study.
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See? I can have it all.
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Full time honors engineer...
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full time Kappa Tau brother!
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Full time honors engineer.
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Full time Kappa Tau brother!
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Engineer, brother, engineer...
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OK, first on the agenda should be rush,
but as we all know,
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we have a little situation
to deal with.
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Since some of our officers have...
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chosen a different path,
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we need to fill
the following positions:
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Standards Chair.
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I nominate Ivy.
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She has such a strong moral center.
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Done.
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But as for the all-important
Rush Chair, Case...
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Really?
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Rush Chair is really
important this year,
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since we need twice the number
of pledges to fill the house,
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thanks to Frannie.
So I think we need someone
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with experience and someone I like.
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Laura for sure.
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Yeah, she can be abrasive...
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You realize I'm right here?
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... but it's all in good fun
and she is definitely experienced,
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not to mention crazy organized.
Have you seen her closet?
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All the hangers are
two finger spaces apart.
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Two and a half.
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And I accept.
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What? I didn't even...
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OK. So, Rush...
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Here's what I'm thinking.
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Let's cut down on decorations.
We'll tell everybody...
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I can't believe you found
a vacant house on Greek Row.
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This place is just so much awesomer
than the ZBZ house.
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It's a work in progress.
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And look. A ghost!
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Hello, gals.
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Sisters,
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meet Joan, our landlady.
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She lives all the way upstairs
and keeps to herself...
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mostly.
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Although we've agreed
as a condition of the lease
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that Joan can, very occasionally
and after giving notice,
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mingle with us.
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Very occasionally.
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I was a Tri Pi myself, you know.
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Back in the day.
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I will never forget
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the Sputnik mixer with Lambda Sig.
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I let Eddie Bailey
put his hand right here...
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That's wonderful, Joan.
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Why don't you go upstairs and
make yourself another round of gimlets?
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Don't worry about her, girls, OK.
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Not even that old tramp
is gonna stop Iota Kappa Iota
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from being
the very best house on campus.
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I guarantee it.
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As tenants of our model apartment,
{\you would be required to }keep the unit neat
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and presentable for tours.
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But you two look tidy.
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It's only me.
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- He's here for moral support.
- Moral support.
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I don't know about living
in a model apartment, though.
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This is all I have left.
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Off-campus housing close to CRU
usually books by spring.
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In exchange you'll pay reduced rent.
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- Sounds like a good deal.
- I'll give you a chance to look around.
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- Thank you.
- OK.
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You sure this is what you want?
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If there's one thing
I learned last summer,
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but I have to make
my senior year count.
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- You can't do that in a sority?
- Last year,
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two girls nearly came to blows
over whether Cameron Diaz
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looks better blonde or brunette.
And yes,
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those two girls were
Ashleigh and me.
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We had a similar situation
in the dorm.
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Not Cameron Diaz,
but a pretty heated scuffle
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over the elastic properties
of Mr. Fantastic versus Plastic Man.
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Yes, it was between me and Rusty.
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Sorry, this is not about me.
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This is about you and your dilemma.
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Which is about to be solved.
Come on.
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What are you guys doing?
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What are you guys doing?
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Basic rule on a construction site:
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never startle a man
with a power tool.
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It's a construction site?
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We are constructing a loft.
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It's 3:00 in the morning.
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The boys and I
just finished our nightly...
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morningly, 1:00 a.m. power naps.
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- Morningly.
- Morningly. So we're using
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our time constructively
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to turn this room into a quad.
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Quad?
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Cappie, you cannot turn
my oasis into a quad.
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Where the hell are
Ben Bennett, Pickle
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and Arrowhead supposed to sleep,
the shed?
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They're not animals, Spitter.
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Now where's my stud finder?
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Stud finder, please.
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You found me. I'm a stud.
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Seriously, I need a stud finder.
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Morning, Dale.
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{\pos(192,210)}You're lucky I got here when I did.
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{\pos(192,210)}I had to fight off some surly civil
engineer to get this spot.
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{\pos(192,210)}I told him to build a bridge
and get over it.
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I can't believe engineers camp out
to get their textbooks early.
246
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Sophomore year's most competitive.
247
00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:16,245
You've got core requirements,
organic chem.
248
00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:18,356
About a third of the class
usually drops out.
249
00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:20,901
{\pos(192,210)}You look terrible, by the way.
250
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:22,426
{\pos(192,210)}I mean really bad.
251
00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:26,157
{\pos(192,210)}My Kappa Tau oasis turned back
into a very loud desert.
252
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,683
{\pos(192,210)}But you know, I have to learn
to adapt to their unique schedule
253
00:14:29,957 --> 00:14:31,786
{\pos(192,210)}if I want to have
the full experience.
254
00:14:32,074 --> 00:14:33,074
I guess.
255
00:14:33,595 --> 00:14:35,115
Why are you eating a corn dog?
256
00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,700
It's breakfast on a stick.
It's sausage and cheese
257
00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:41,963
wrapped in a chocolate chip pancake
with maple dipping sauce.
258
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,583
Part of the KT meal plan.
259
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,987
You better get your act
together before classes start.
260
00:14:46,112 --> 00:14:47,815
You can't count on me
to carry you again.
261
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,029
I might need to lean on you
this year a little too.
262
00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:51,691
- Is that right?
- It is right.
263
00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:54,051
I'm not gonna get any help
from my new roommate, Peter.
264
00:14:54,176 --> 00:14:57,103
He's ghostly pale, got this weird,
implacable accent.
265
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,397
He speaks English but
he's not American, you know.
266
00:15:00,134 --> 00:15:01,834
He's unnervingly polite.
267
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,501
He wrote me a thank you note
yesterday for making my own bed.
268
00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:05,612
Who does that?
269
00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:28,817
Room 314, Megan Song.
270
00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:31,575
Mainline Philly, voted Most Photogenic,
senior year.
271
00:15:36,737 --> 00:15:39,407
I'm Frannie Morgan
and this is Rebecca Logan.
272
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,708
We're here to welcome you to CRU.
273
00:15:43,419 --> 00:15:44,304
Thanks.
274
00:15:45,058 --> 00:15:46,961
Are you guys my RA's or something?
275
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,862
You are so cute.
276
00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:55,497
We're with the brand new
Iota Kappa Iota sorority,
277
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,208
and we're here to invite you
to our ultra-exclusive, top-secret,
278
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,233
pre-rush lake party
with the Omega Chis.
279
00:16:01,358 --> 00:16:04,151
- The hottest guys on campus.
- Cool! But wait.
280
00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:07,340
I thought we weren't allowed
to talk to you except during rush.
281
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:10,343
Can't you get in big trouble
with Pan-Hellenic for dirty rushing?
282
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,553
That would be
if we were an ordinary sority.
283
00:16:12,678 --> 00:16:15,001
Iota Kappa Iota isn't affiliated
with Pan-Hellenic,
284
00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:16,891
so we don't have to abide
by their rules.
285
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,893
But if you're not Pan-Hellenic,
286
00:16:19,018 --> 00:16:21,290
then how do you do
all the fun stuff like Greek Week?
287
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,175
Not to worry.
The moment rush is over,
288
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,077
we'll petion Pan-Hellenic
for membership.
289
00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:28,435
Besides, consider how unfair it is
that sororities can't have co-ed parties
290
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,396
and alcohol like fraternities can.
291
00:16:30,521 --> 00:16:32,282
It's so patronizing
and sexist, right?
292
00:16:32,589 --> 00:16:35,553
We won't have that problem. We're local.
No nationals to worry about.
293
00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:38,788
We can have all the fun
of a fraternity but without the mess.
294
00:16:39,146 --> 00:16:41,054
- Sounds awesome.
- I know, right?
295
00:16:41,179 --> 00:16:43,068
- See you at the lake.
- Thanks.
296
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,131
Great.
The whole women's lib crap.
297
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,065
I'm happy to see
you've come to your senses.
298
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:50,175
Me, too.
299
00:16:58,427 --> 00:17:00,060
Thought you were getting a single.
300
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,978
Case, you're back.
301
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,509
Believe it or not,
I'm really excited to see you.
302
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,634
I missed you.
303
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,152
Aren't we cute.
Mom sent a package...
304
00:17:10,539 --> 00:17:12,759
with homemade snickerdoodles.
305
00:17:16,654 --> 00:17:18,370
Why does she even try?
306
00:17:19,701 --> 00:17:20,622
So, tell me.
307
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,709
- How was Washington?
- It was incredible.
308
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,081
So much fun. Learned a lot.
309
00:17:27,832 --> 00:17:30,256
Are you aware that is how you used
to describ going to church?
310
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,289
It was incredible.
311
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:37,323
I guess it left me feeling
like what I really need right now
312
00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:39,093
is to expand my horizons.
313
00:17:39,388 --> 00:17:41,935
Not go back to the same old
sorority business.
314
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,260
Wait a minute.
315
00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:46,606
You're seriously down
on ZBZ right now?
316
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,143
I can't be the ultimate
sorority girl forever.
317
00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:50,725
That's not real life.
318
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,623
You'll know when you're a senior.
319
00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:56,352
Nothing will stop me from being
a dedicated Kappa Tau brother.
320
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,569
- How was the internship?
- It was incredible.
321
00:18:12,694 --> 00:18:14,217
So much fun. Learned a lot.
322
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:15,791
See you around.
323
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,181
What's with her?
Sunburn?
324
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,600
D.C. tourist overload?
325
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,631
Stalked by the engineered ex?
326
00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:27,135
Ex? No, they're still going out.
327
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,718
Max was gonna go to Caltech,
but he lost his grant
328
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:32,052
so he's gonna go
to grad school here instead.
329
00:18:32,383 --> 00:18:33,938
Incredible. So much fun.
330
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:38,199
Pep log. Think fast.
331
00:18:38,593 --> 00:18:40,542
Wade got a whole case for ten bucks.
332
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,458
Going out of business
at the Meat Hut this summer.
333
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,914
Does pepperoni expire?
334
00:18:45,286 --> 00:18:47,242
We hope not.
That's what we're banking on.
335
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,305
KT brothers don't ask, they eat.
336
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:51,671
- Now chow down. It's almost 2:00.
- What's at 2:00?
337
00:18:53,731 --> 00:18:54,883
Afternoon nap.
338
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,553
- I didn't know {\you guys}took so many naps.
- Haven't you ever noticed how...
339
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,680
quiet the house is at certain
times of the day?
340
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,352
I figured you're all in class.
341
00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:07,437
What? No, but yes, we nap.
342
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,148
Napping is essential
for healthy brain development.
343
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,216
- Isn't that for more, like, babies?
- Exactly.
344
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,481
Beaver hit his 14 month
developmental milestones.
345
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,528
I can drink from a straw.
346
00:19:18,837 --> 00:19:21,327
Doesn't all that napping make it hard
to sleep through the night?
347
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,911
How do you get up for classes?
348
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,873
Morning classes?
349
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,508
You are on fire today, Spitzafrenic.
350
00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:48,353
I just heard the most horrible rumor
in the history of rumors.
351
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,024
That sounds bad.
352
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:54,511
The "Ickies" are having
a pre-rush recruitment party
353
00:19:54,636 --> 00:19:57,237
at Canyon Lake this weekend
with the Omega Chis.
354
00:19:57,599 --> 00:19:59,550
She can't dirty rush like that.
355
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:01,096
At least not so blatantly.
356
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:04,085
Technically,
it's not considered dirty rushing.
357
00:20:04,439 --> 00:20:06,552
Until they're in Pan-Hellenic
she's allowed to do it.
358
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,248
That's so not fair.
359
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,324
Good.
I'm really gonna need your help.
360
00:20:10,449 --> 00:20:13,090
Now we can use your new
D.C. style scheming.
361
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:16,348
Right.
Let me think about it.
362
00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:25,663
How come you haven't unpacked yet?
363
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:27,961
Just busy.
364
00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:29,509
I guess.
365
00:20:31,393 --> 00:20:33,565
And why didn't you want
to be Rush Chair?
366
00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:41,091
There's something you're not telling me,
isn't there?
367
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,493
Ash, I'm moving out
of the ZBZ house.
368
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,589
I found an apartment and I...
369
00:20:49,271 --> 00:20:50,935
I signed the lease today.
370
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,252
Why didn't you tell me?
371
00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:57,005
I was afraid I'd change my mind.
372
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:59,340
- You should change your mind.
- I love living with you.
373
00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:01,781
I can't imagine not being here.
374
00:21:02,049 --> 00:21:03,887
And maybe that's a problem.
375
00:21:04,281 --> 00:21:05,635
I just feel like...
376
00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:08,558
I want to try having some distance
from the house
377
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:09,952
for a little while.
378
00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:12,270
I got so wrapped up in it last year.
379
00:21:14,976 --> 00:21:16,816
I need to be somewhere
380
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,920
without so many distractions
so I can focus.
381
00:21:20,481 --> 00:21:24,116
If I want a career in politics,
I need to get serious.
382
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,831
I'm sorry, Ash.
383
00:21:54,076 --> 00:21:55,272
What's this?
384
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,525
{\pos(192,210)}A few modifications
to the Kappa Tau lifestyle schedule.
385
00:21:59,372 --> 00:22:01,200
{\pos(192,210)}I know, change is scary,
386
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,636
{\pos(192,210)}but this schedule will help
all the brothers
387
00:22:03,761 --> 00:22:07,677
{\pos(192,210)}achieve the full Kappa Tau experience
at an enhanced comfort level.
388
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:10,645
{\pos(192,210)}Eliminate the 1:00 a. M. Nap?
Vegetables?
389
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,289
Good luck getting anyone to sign up.
390
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,959
I'm just worried about my...
391
00:22:15,372 --> 00:22:16,395
Our health.
392
00:22:16,739 --> 00:22:18,239
And our course load.
393
00:22:18,855 --> 00:22:21,381
You're the only Kappa Tau
who has a course load.
394
00:22:22,027 --> 00:22:24,444
Cappie, I want to live
like a real Kappa Tau brother,
395
00:22:24,682 --> 00:22:27,040
but I wasn't expecting
to live in a quad.
396
00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:31,493
And don't you find the diet
of the smoked meats constipating?
397
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:32,976
Really, I don't,
398
00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:36,146
but I learned a little bit more
about you and I sympathize.
399
00:22:36,712 --> 00:22:38,398
- Maybe we can...
- Listen, Spitter,
400
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,442
I'm sorry, pal, but naps and meats,
they gotta stay.
401
00:22:42,687 --> 00:22:45,056
{\pos(192,210)}But it just so happens
there's one single left.
402
00:22:51,062 --> 00:22:53,705
{\pos(192,210)}Evan, I don't think
you met my friend, Andy.
403
00:22:55,247 --> 00:22:57,333
{\pos(192,210)}No introduction necessary.
I know who this guy is.
404
00:22:57,458 --> 00:23:00,336
Mr. 4.0, valedictorian,
runs a four-three-40.
405
00:23:00,967 --> 00:23:02,987
I'm Evan Chambers.
I'm the president.
406
00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:06,032
- O'Toole, grab this guy a beer.
- You got it.
407
00:23:06,604 --> 00:23:07,854
No water slide?
408
00:23:08,213 --> 00:23:11,139
- No, man, that's the KT's.
- You want to have a seat?
409
00:23:13,794 --> 00:23:15,911
What were you doing at the KT house?
410
00:23:16,036 --> 00:23:19,204
I was there to see Rusty, and before
you start I told you, back off him.
411
00:23:19,329 --> 00:23:21,524
And I told you I got
a little carried away.
412
00:23:22,826 --> 00:23:25,036
I know it may sound
like a rich kid sob story,
413
00:23:25,161 --> 00:23:27,196
but my family stuff
kinda got to me last year.
414
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:28,771
And now it doesn't?
415
00:23:30,169 --> 00:23:31,169
I'm back.
416
00:23:31,534 --> 00:23:32,869
I'm ready to focus on rush.
417
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,873
Everybody really wants this Andy guy.
The Lambda Sigs won't rest
418
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:38,958
until they get
the number one football recruit{\in their house}.
419
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,517
- Bring him here.
- Don't worry about it.
420
00:23:41,642 --> 00:23:43,421
He didn't play ball
with the Lambda Sig.
421
00:23:43,997 --> 00:23:46,382
Trust me, he's far too ambitious
for the Kappa Taus.
422
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,128
It's as good as done.
423
00:23:48,624 --> 00:23:49,624
All right.
424
00:23:49,898 --> 00:23:50,887
One more thing.
425
00:23:51,437 --> 00:23:53,890
If you mess with Rusty again
I will have to kick your ass.
426
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,476
- Rich kid sob story or not.
- Peace.
427
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,582
Would you like to play?
'Cause you look.{\like you'd like to play}
428
00:24:19,885 --> 00:24:21,575
I'm fine. Thanks.
429
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,678
You need to get that out of that...
There you go.
430
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,425
- Now I've lost my place.
- You don't need a place.
431
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,531
Classes don't start for a week.
That's seven days of sleeping,
432
00:24:30,656 --> 00:24:32,303
eating, drinking beer,
433
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:35,348
watching the entire series
of Full House on DVD.
434
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,517
- That's all you did this summer?
- Of course not.
435
00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:41,020
I also watched Jon and Kate Plus 8.
It's amazing how they make it all work.
436
00:24:41,679 --> 00:24:43,564
You realize we're graduating
this year?
437
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,246
You speak for yourself.
438
00:24:45,873 --> 00:24:48,320
Even you have to grow up eventually.
439
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,060
Agreed, but there are several
developmental stages
440
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:52,782
between infancy and old age.
441
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:55,743
There's no reason to turn yourself
into a grandma before you have to.
442
00:24:56,255 --> 00:24:59,333
What are you worrying about?
You finished the world's most incredible
443
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:00,623
fun internship, right?
444
00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:06,902
It sucked, didn't it?
I knew it as soon as I saw you.
445
00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:09,576
It sucked.
446
00:25:09,787 --> 00:25:11,801
But now I know
what real life demands.
447
00:25:12,259 --> 00:25:14,814
I need to buckle down
and get serious.
448
00:25:14,939 --> 00:25:17,223
And that means I don't get
to play this year.
449
00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:19,360
Let me get this straight.
450
00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:22,799
You make yourself miserable now,
hoping to be better prepared
451
00:25:22,924 --> 00:25:24,438
for the misery to come later?
452
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,444
That's not what I meant.
453
00:25:26,569 --> 00:25:28,863
You know you're gonna
end up dead someday.
454
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,988
- Thanks, now I feel so much better.
- You should.
455
00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,893
You're going to die, no matter what.
456
00:25:34,018 --> 00:25:36,826
Hence the phrase, "Life is short,
so make the most of it."
457
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:39,180
Guess what?
College is short too.
458
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:40,788
And so is senior year.
459
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:43,517
Soon we'll be graduating/dead, so...
460
00:25:44,312 --> 00:25:46,294
play hacky sack
while the sun shines.
461
00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:52,086
- That's actually strangely profound.
- I know. Right?
462
00:25:57,070 --> 00:25:58,848
Can I ask you a favor?
463
00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:00,590
A favor you say?
464
00:26:00,715 --> 00:26:03,352
I thought Max was on favor duty.
I heard you guys got back together.
465
00:26:05,278 --> 00:26:07,315
The only bright spot of my summer.
466
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:09,986
But this favor is more you.
467
00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:12,945
It falls under the "play hacky sack
while the sun shines" category.
468
00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:15,416
Excellent. Hit me.
469
00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,579
Beaver, this isn't the bathroom.
470
00:26:43,981 --> 00:26:45,291
That's not Beaver.
471
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,068
Possum!
472
00:26:54,968 --> 00:26:56,085
You stay away!
473
00:26:57,258 --> 00:26:58,907
This is supposed to be a single.
474
00:27:06,757 --> 00:27:07,757
Go away!
475
00:27:22,806 --> 00:27:25,142
{\pos(192,220)}- You sleep in a shed?
- Crap. What time is it?
476
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:28,927
{\pos(192,220)}It's 11:00 a.m. You can thank me later.
{\ for waking you up. }I've got bigger problems.
477
00:27:29,052 --> 00:27:30,052
Like this.
478
00:27:30,581 --> 00:27:32,275
My roommate is canadian.
479
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:35,653
How am I supposed to sleep at night
with some foreigner.
480
00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:38,646
{\pos(192,220)}Waving his alien flag
in what's obviously an act
481
00:27:38,771 --> 00:27:40,433
{\pos(192,220)}of anti-american aggression?
482
00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:42,561
{\pos(192,220)}You put up the flag when...
483
00:27:42,686 --> 00:27:45,172
{\pos(192,220)}Do this for me. Don't think about it,
do it. Say this word.
484
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:46,789
{\pos(192,220)}"A-b-u-o-t."
485
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,000
{\pos(192,220)}"Aboot."
486
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,378
{\pos(192,220)}- He got to you too.
- {\I think }You just misspelled the word "About."
487
00:27:55,022 --> 00:27:57,174
All right, I'm sorry.
I thought I lost you there.
488
00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:00,504
Listen, until I can get
this mountie-loving, moose-smelling
489
00:28:00,629 --> 00:28:03,620
hockey fan deported, can I bunk
here with you for a little bit?
490
00:28:03,745 --> 00:28:06,798
I'd prefer to sleep
on the left side with two pillows.
491
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,971
I may not be bunking here
much longer myself.
492
00:28:09,096 --> 00:28:10,813
There are possums
living in the shed.
493
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:14,442
I thought I smelled the dung
of a mid-sized marsupial.
494
00:28:15,255 --> 00:28:18,747
But if I don't live in the house,
I may miss out on a huge chunk
495
00:28:18,872 --> 00:28:20,659
of the kappa tau experience.
496
00:28:20,957 --> 00:28:23,630
- I won't even feel like a real brother.
- Why?
497
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:26,561
You moved off
the honors engineering floor.
498
00:28:26,686 --> 00:28:29,672
- You're still an honors engineer.
- If I keep sleeping until 11:00,
499
00:28:29,797 --> 00:28:30,943
I won't be for long.
500
00:28:37,281 --> 00:28:38,504
Welcome, ladies.
501
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:39,815
You should know
502
00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:42,690
you are part of an exclusive
group of young women
503
00:28:42,815 --> 00:28:46,098
who embody what we're looking for
in our brand new sisterhood.
504
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,291
A sisterhood that will enjoy
all manner of greek fun,
505
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,897
some not even possible
at a traditional sority.
506
00:28:54,096 --> 00:28:57,706
This was a brilliant idea, Case.
And not just 'cause it gave me an excuse
507
00:28:57,831 --> 00:28:59,578
to wear my camo booty shorts.
508
00:29:01,799 --> 00:29:04,733
Maybe, you could live
in that stupid apartment.
509
00:29:04,858 --> 00:29:06,758
And keep a room at the house...
510
00:29:08,352 --> 00:29:10,748
I know,
but I'll take your scheming brain
511
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,222
whenever I can get it.
512
00:29:12,347 --> 00:29:14,254
Red eagle, are you in position?
513
00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:16,165
Roger that, heaving bosom.
514
00:29:17,698 --> 00:29:20,290
I never should have
let him pick my code name.
515
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,524
Mixers are a highlight
of sority life.
516
00:29:24,649 --> 00:29:27,217
And if I'm not mistaken,
you're about to see a preview
517
00:29:27,342 --> 00:29:30,309
of just the type of guys
we will be mixing with.
518
00:29:30,821 --> 00:29:32,260
Ladies, may I present
519
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:35,523
the creme de la creme
of cyprus-rhodes men.
520
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:45,449
Wait.
These are not the guys I meant.
521
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,277
There's been a mistake!
522
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:52,939
Free beer!
523
00:30:03,812 --> 00:30:06,345
- What are you doing here, cap?
- What are you doing here?
524
00:30:12,564 --> 00:30:13,561
I'm so sorry!
525
00:30:19,983 --> 00:30:22,520
Madame president,
I believe our party awaits.
526
00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:28,617
You better be dead or in captivity.
527
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,786
- Thanks for your concern.
- I'm sorry.
528
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:33,347
I'm trying to be sensitive,
but this is ridiculous.
529
00:30:33,472 --> 00:30:34,623
We're lost.
530
00:30:34,813 --> 00:30:37,153
This party bus driver's
a complete moron.
531
00:30:37,645 --> 00:30:38,645
I'm sorry.
532
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,302
Not half as sorry as I...
533
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,962
Put that freshie down right now!
534
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,392
Hey, there.
535
00:30:59,541 --> 00:31:02,026
I'm Ashleigh,
president of Zeta Beta Zeta.
536
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,224
And I'm Casey.
537
00:31:03,349 --> 00:31:06,614
Unfortunately, pan-hellenic rules
preclude us from talking to you now,
538
00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:10,415
because we're a real sority,
but we can't wait to meet
539
00:31:10,540 --> 00:31:12,436
you all during rush next week.
540
00:31:12,754 --> 00:31:14,534
We'll definitely be there.
541
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:21,003
I'm so glad you're my sister.
542
00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:29,008
OK, they're gone.
You can let go.
543
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,389
- You are playing with fire.
- We know.
544
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,846
That's how we make s'mores.
Let them eat their s'mores{\, frannie}.
545
00:31:36,335 --> 00:31:37,963
We'll crush them during rush.
546
00:31:38,088 --> 00:31:41,962
I misjudged you{\, rebecca}. I never thought you'd
be clueless enough to go with frannie.
547
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,654
You were clueless enough to think
I gave a crap about ZBZ
548
00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:47,071
- in the first place.
- Couldn't have said it better myself.
549
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,770
I can't believe I felt sorry for you
550
00:31:48,895 --> 00:31:51,014
because of your dad
screwing over your family.
551
00:31:51,139 --> 00:31:54,787
- Now you've done the same thing to us.
- Let's not make this personal.
552
00:31:55,302 --> 00:31:56,703
Come on, let's go.
553
00:32:01,173 --> 00:32:02,674
You know, just forget about them.
554
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:05,867
The important thing is,
the awesome twosome pulled it off.
555
00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:08,642
The awesome twosome
is pretty awesome.
556
00:32:11,781 --> 00:32:13,655
And you're breaking it up.
557
00:32:15,509 --> 00:32:18,283
Ash, I want to tell you
the real reason I'm moving out.
558
00:32:18,814 --> 00:32:22,065
Remember how I said
my internship was so amazing?
559
00:32:22,405 --> 00:32:24,430
Like, I got to research a bill?
560
00:32:25,215 --> 00:32:27,278
It was amazing.
I was so impressed.
561
00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:29,304
It was a starbucks bill.
562
00:32:29,758 --> 00:32:32,199
My boss got overcharged
for his latte.
563
00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:35,479
That still sounds math-y.
564
00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:39,427
My internship was
a complete failure.
565
00:32:40,430 --> 00:32:42,284
The other interns came
566
00:32:42,409 --> 00:32:44,695
armed with years of knowledge.
567
00:32:45,183 --> 00:32:48,575
I came armed with subtle highlights
and the ability to make up a cheesy skit
568
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,883
about almost anything.
And worst of all,
569
00:32:53,530 --> 00:32:55,180
they called me Elle Woods.
570
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,801
All the other interns thought
I was some stupid sorority girl.
571
00:33:00,653 --> 00:33:02,890
And nothing I did proved them wrong.
572
00:33:03,874 --> 00:33:07,403
- So, they underestimated you.
- But think about it.
573
00:33:07,645 --> 00:33:09,635
Elle woods was the only one
in that courtroom
574
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,868
who knew you can't wash out
the ammonium thioglycolate
575
00:33:11,993 --> 00:33:14,658
in a perm for 24 hours.
It helped her catch a murder.
576
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:17,095
I know.
577
00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:19,345
But maybe there's a way that
578
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:23,709
we can find you your space to focus
right there in the house?
579
00:33:24,619 --> 00:33:28,213
I'm tall but I can make myself really,
really small.
580
00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:31,743
And cute.
581
00:33:41,992 --> 00:33:45,087
- My butt fell asleep.
- Come on. Let's go find this party.
582
00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:47,539
I'll catch up.
I left my sweatshirt on the bus.
583
00:34:04,135 --> 00:34:05,525
Nice work, Jeremy.
584
00:34:12,315 --> 00:34:13,999
They're hijacking our bus.
585
00:34:16,157 --> 00:34:17,917
Hurry up, guys, hurry up!
586
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:20,871
Has anyone seen Andy?
587
00:34:45,686 --> 00:34:48,419
Proving once again
that crime does pay.
588
00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:51,588
And having a brother with a class C
commercial drivers license.
589
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:52,881
Thank you, Jeremy.
590
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:58,011
- The Omega chis can suck it!
- They can and they will, Ben Bennett.
591
00:35:06,923 --> 00:35:08,188
I just had an epiphany.
592
00:35:08,357 --> 00:35:10,315
Man, did it get on the seat?
593
00:35:16,826 --> 00:35:19,646
Kappa Tau house is just
like camp tiny pine.
594
00:35:20,271 --> 00:35:21,744
Not because of all the flies.
595
00:35:23,065 --> 00:35:25,166
Because Kappa Tau is not a place.
596
00:35:26,075 --> 00:35:27,416
It's a feeling.
597
00:35:28,225 --> 00:35:30,402
It's a feeling
that's taken root in my heart,
598
00:35:30,527 --> 00:35:32,921
even if I never eat
another pepperoni log.
599
00:35:35,608 --> 00:35:38,104
I'll be a Kappa Tau
no matter where I live.
600
00:35:39,031 --> 00:35:41,189
No matter where I spread my seed.
601
00:35:57,470 --> 00:35:58,470
Nap time.
602
00:36:11,626 --> 00:36:13,420
I'm moving out of Kappa Tau, cap.
603
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,215
Congratulations{\, spitter}.
604
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:20,761
Where are you gonna spread your seed?
You got another place lined up?
605
00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:24,315
I hadn't thought that through.
606
00:36:30,428 --> 00:36:33,262
It's good to be back
in good old calhoun hall.
607
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,318
- It's good to have you back.
- You really don't mind being here
608
00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:37,849
instead of caltech?
609
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,904
{\pos(192,220)}I don't get it.
You had the grant
610
00:36:43,179 --> 00:36:45,326
{\pos(192,220)}and then caltech
changed their minds?
611
00:36:47,103 --> 00:36:48,872
{\pos(192,220)}Caltech didn't change
their mind. I did.
612
00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:53,335
{\pos(192,220)}- You changed their mind?
- I changed my mind. About going.
613
00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:56,248
I turned down the grant
so I could stay at cru with Casey.
614
00:36:56,373 --> 00:36:59,068
She doesn't know. You can't tell her.
I don't want her to feel some...
615
00:36:59,193 --> 00:37:00,676
kind of obligation.
616
00:37:01,372 --> 00:37:03,095
You're really not gonna tell her?
617
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,020
A slumber party involving
my brother, my boyfriend and...
618
00:37:18,476 --> 00:37:21,036
- How disturbing.
- Rusty and dale are having some...
619
00:37:21,608 --> 00:37:22,941
roommate trouble.
620
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,798
I met a guy down the hall who
was looking for a new roommate.
621
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:28,078
Canadian guy.
He was so nice.
622
00:37:31,973 --> 00:37:34,660
This canuck is relentless.
Did you tell him I was in here?
623
00:37:35,323 --> 00:37:36,751
You're a good girl.
624
00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,407
Let's go to the new apartment.
I don't know
625
00:37:43,532 --> 00:37:45,679
when I'm gonna be able
to get these guys out.
626
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,805
About the new place,
627
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,269
I've been reconsidering it.
628
00:37:52,894 --> 00:37:53,894
What?
629
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,956
Welcome to titan tower apartments.
630
00:37:58,081 --> 00:37:59,081
Thanks.
631
00:37:59,413 --> 00:38:01,653
I'll admit I was taken aback
when you added
632
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,447
two gentlemen roommates.
633
00:38:04,273 --> 00:38:07,803
But these two look responsible,
not to mention charming.
634
00:38:11,649 --> 00:38:12,497
I should go.
635
00:38:13,614 --> 00:38:16,335
You know where to find me
if you need... anything.
636
00:38:18,535 --> 00:38:19,765
Anything at all.
637
00:38:30,404 --> 00:38:31,654
Cougars love me.
638
00:38:32,867 --> 00:38:34,963
Not that I have a problem
with older women.
639
00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:38,190
Listen guys,
my name is on this lease.
640
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:41,360
Sheila thinks I live here and even
though I don't, I'm responsible.
641
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:43,236
Think of me as your second landlord.
642
00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:46,451
I'm totally cool with that.
I have no problem being your submissive.
643
00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:48,253
Being... being submissive.
644
00:38:48,556 --> 00:38:49,284
To you.
645
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:55,752
- I'm happy to have somewhere to live.
- I told you we'd be roomies again.
646
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,176
I'm not worried. He'll show.
Let's go.
647
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:11,139
Sorry I'm late.
648
00:39:12,694 --> 00:39:14,416
I just woke up from a nap.
649
00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:16,144
No worries, man.
650
00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:19,272
We thought maybe those Kappa Taus
were holding you hostage.
651
00:39:19,952 --> 00:39:21,239
They were cool.
652
00:39:21,656 --> 00:39:25,153
And your boy Rusty made
a pretty inspiring speech on the bus.
653
00:39:27,253 --> 00:39:28,323
I kinda cried.
654
00:39:36,763 --> 00:39:38,083
Excuse me one second.
655
00:39:45,989 --> 00:39:47,551
I never found you at the lake.
656
00:39:47,882 --> 00:39:50,220
You finally came by to make sure
I was alive?
657
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:52,611
I knew you were alive.
658
00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:57,753
I was thinking
I could make it up to you.
659
00:39:57,878 --> 00:39:59,730
Take you out for a nice dinner.
660
00:40:01,111 --> 00:40:04,067
- You really want to make it up to me?
- Of course.
661
00:40:05,545 --> 00:40:07,471
I hate to ask this, but...
662
00:40:09,269 --> 00:40:11,867
I need a rent check.
For the house?
663
00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:16,378
Of course.
664
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:26,070
Show me the filthy remark about Frannie
and then let's get out of here.
665
00:40:26,195 --> 00:40:27,720
I hate north campus.
666
00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:29,968
Which stall is it again?
667
00:40:35,013 --> 00:40:37,768
Rebecca, You could have chosen
the handicapped stall!
668
00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:39,728
Keep it down.
This is a secret meeting.
669
00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:42,814
- Why is this traitors' turnskirt here?
- Rebecca's not a traitors'turnskirt.
670
00:40:43,172 --> 00:40:46,007
Not for the reasons that you think.
She didn't deactivate ZBZ.
671
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,651
I'm a mole at Frannie's house.
672
00:40:48,478 --> 00:40:50,749
Rush spy! She's gonna help us, Case.
673
00:40:50,874 --> 00:40:53,477
She's the one who told us
about Frannie's top secret lake party.
674
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:56,453
Rebecca and I talked over the summer
and I wanted to tell you,
675
00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:59,938
but you know what a gossip I am.
I can't keep shameful secrets{\ about myself}.
676
00:41:00,063 --> 00:41:02,574
I even told you about
my crush on dean bowman.
677
00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:05,500
And now I've just told Rebecca. See?
678
00:41:06,210 --> 00:41:09,098
Seeing you guys go all Hasselbeck
and O'Donnell on each other at the lake,
679
00:41:09,223 --> 00:41:11,718
I realized I had to come clean
or things would split screen.
680
00:41:13,547 --> 00:41:16,585
- We are all still sisters.
- You expect me to trust her?
681
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:19,030
I'm trusting you
and you kissed my boyfriend.
682
00:41:19,155 --> 00:41:22,781
You broke up with him and you slept
with my boyfriend last rush week.
683
00:41:23,058 --> 00:41:24,898
At least I didn't know
he was your boyfriend.
684
00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:26,024
Ladies, please.
685
00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:29,861
Can we at least, for my sake,
try and be "frenemies?"
686
00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:44,397
And with this pink tank top,
687
00:41:44,522 --> 00:41:46,914
I hereby declare you,
Casey Cartwright,
688
00:41:47,039 --> 00:41:49,471
officially moved back into ZBZ.
689
00:41:49,596 --> 00:41:51,206
Now complete with...
690
00:41:53,572 --> 00:41:54,764
focus space!
691
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:58,979
See, you can live in the house
and still be serious.
692
00:42:01,874 --> 00:42:02,853
Thanks, Ash.
693
00:42:04,048 --> 00:42:05,438
No more keeping secrets.
694
00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:08,857
And no more crazy surprises,
like Rebecca in a bathroom.
695
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:12,007
- I still think you can't trust her.
- If you're worried about Rebecca
696
00:42:12,132 --> 00:42:13,613
maybe you need a bigger role.
697
00:42:13,738 --> 00:42:16,255
Like becoming my new rush chair?
698
00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:18,978
You made laura rush chair.
699
00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:21,788
I can dismiss her
on grounds of incompetence.
700
00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:24,249
Did you see her at the lake?
If that is the best she can do
701
00:42:24,418 --> 00:42:27,627
faking sisterly love,
she'll never make it through rush week.
702
00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:30,172
Rush chair, that's a big one.
703
00:42:30,733 --> 00:42:31,733
I know.
704
00:42:33,548 --> 00:42:34,713
It sounds so...
705
00:42:35,171 --> 00:42:36,171
fun.
706
00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:40,182
No need to turn myself into grandma
before I absolutely have to.
707
00:42:40,351 --> 00:42:41,351
So...
708
00:42:46,484 --> 00:42:48,794
Before all the warm fuzzies go away,
the warm fuzzies go away,
709
00:42:48,919 --> 00:42:51,355
- I have one last thing to confess.
- What?
710
00:42:52,651 --> 00:42:56,380
In exchange for ruing Frannie's party
I promised our first three mixers
711
00:42:56,701 --> 00:42:57,994
to the Kappa Taus.
712
00:42:58,119 --> 00:42:59,338
Don't fire me!
713
00:43:00,401 --> 00:43:02,446
You're lucky you're my best friend.
714
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:03,900
I am.
715
00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:08,500
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