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Greek Week's a bigger deal
than I'd imagined.
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Biggest Greek-on-Greek competition
of all.
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If our friendship's going to be
tested anywhere, it's here.
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Which is why we are...
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Switzerland.
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Cappie swears
by their method of neutrality
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- in dealing with Rebecca vs Casey.
- We survived six hours being trappe
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in Dale's car listening to Amy Grant,
all right?
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- Together we can withstand anything.
- When he busted out the Christmas...
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I was ready to launch myself
out a window.
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- But I would've thrown you out first.
- Now that's friendship.
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Welcome everyone to the 63rd Annual
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Greek Week Olympiad!
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I now give you the Parade of Houses.
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Alpha Sigma Rho.
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Beta Theta Tau.
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- Where is he?
- I don't know. Where is it?
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- I don't know.
- Gamma Psi Alpha.
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- Time to cross the border.
- We'll always have Zurich!
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We are so going to win again,
I can practically taste our victory!
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And what does it taste like?
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Cheesecake miraculously devoid
of calories.
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The Gamma Psi Alphas are looking
pretty scary-buff this year.
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They've all have Madonna arms
from doing power yoga.
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I will not be the first ZBZ president
in ten years to give up this trophy.
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We are winners
and cementing our winning status
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is going to be the cornerstone
of my presidential campaign.
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I plan to be the legitimate,
elected president of ZBZ.
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I am no Gerald Ford!
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Frannie taught me that one.
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But I don't want to get too confident.
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I must first focus
on a Greek Week victory.
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Even the Ice Queen looks melty.
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Think about it: We escaped Myrtle
unscathed by Logangate '08.
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She looks so perky.
Seriously, if my Dad did that...
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I don't care how she acts as long as the
only perky thing she shows off this week
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is her attitude.
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And our reigning sorority champions,
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Zeta Beta Zeta.
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This week's Greek Olympiad events
include the Tug of War
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Powder Puff Sorority Football game,
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the Human Pyramid,
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the Fraternity Cheerleading Contest,
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the Ultimate Relay Race...
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Just look at the spectacle.
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This is even better than the ice-skating
cows, Torino opening ceremonies, 2006.
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- Cap's a big fan of the Olympics.
- More than a fan.
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- I'm an Olympic historian.
- The reigning fraternity champions,
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Omega Chi Delta!
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The insurance salesmen convention's
a few hundred miles to the left,
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- in Toledo!
- Take a good look at that trophy.
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It'll be your only chance
to see it up close.
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I thought it was your Oscar
for Best Actress in a Supporting Role,
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- Evan-gelina Jolie.
- Laugh it up now.
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You guys are gonna be crying
when we're done with you.
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Like you cried
when we beat you in beer pong?
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Like when we kicked your asses
at floor hockey.
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You won on a technicality.
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But since I'm so generous,
we'll call it a draw.
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- Greek Week is the tie-breaker.
- Yes, it is.
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Do you think later this afternoon
we could talk?
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That is Rebecca Logan!
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- What?
- Pledge gone wild at spring break.
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I think we have
a code pink situation here.
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The miracle cheesecake
just got fattening.
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In the spirit of Greek unity,
I hereby declare open
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the Greek Games
of Cyprus Rhodes University!
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-= GREEK 201 =-
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Brothers and Sisters.
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Synchro : Kasius,
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[Sub-way.fr]
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You{ sure you} wanna stay{ here}?
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Why should I bury my head in the sand
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because certain people without lives
resort to Internet voyeurism
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in a pathetic attempt
to justify their existence?
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So, did you see the video?
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Too bad they missed the part
where I got punched in the face.
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I told you how sorry I am
about all that.
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You were drunk and the whole thing
with your dad, I get it.
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It's water over the bridge,
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under the dam,
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whatever. Same with the video. Everyone
is gonna be bored with it by tomorrow.
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- Not according to my dad.
- You called him?
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He called me.
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Instead of apologizing for bringing
our{ dirty little} family secrets out in the open,
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he had the nerve to discipline me.
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For whatever damage this video
may cause his situation.
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"Lay low.
Ride out the storm."
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He always uses clichés.
He's a politician, after all.
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Your dad's delivery was lame,
but you know, maybe he has a point.
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Keep your head down,
focus on Greek Week and the Zbzs.
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Give your sisters a chance.
You might be underestimating them.
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I'm gonna have to think about that one.
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I could use another beer.
You want anything?
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Actually,
I've put in enough of an appearance.
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I'm gonna head back to the house,
get some rest for the big week ahead.
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Maybe we can find
a way to put her out of commission.
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Step away from the kneecap,
Tonya Harding.
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I'm thinking we call her
in front of the Standards Board
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for the spring break incident.
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Nip this in the kneecap now,
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because inevitably
Nationals will see that video.
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By then we can tell them
we've already handled it.
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I'd like to avoid another special
guest star appearance from Tegan.
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She is a little scary.
Really good hair, though.
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I just have to say I am so impressed
with your presidential prowess.
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I'm gonna go check with Laura, make sure
everyone has their spirit shirts.
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She's being more supportive
than a pair of Spanx.
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New, nice, de-clawed Frannie.
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How's it feel to be dating
an Internet star?
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How does it feel to be dating...
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- nobody?
- Because I'm pretty sure
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just about everybody on campus
has seen her in action by now.
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Did you know that one time
Evan pooped his pants at Camp Kitchiwa?
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Did you realize
when Cappie started dating Rebecca,
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he took my sloppy seconds?
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Watch it, Bing, watch it!
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Who knew Ben-Hur
would be such a hot ticket?
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I can't believe we had to get these
a day in advance. Dale was right.
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I{f you think about it, i}t is one of the few movies
that has something for everyone:
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Jesus for Dale.
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Buff gladiators for me.
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Roman history for the more studious
among us.
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And a leprosy subplot
for really for everyone.
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You consorting with the enemy?
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- Very funny.
- Who says I'm joking?
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I am.
Barely.
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But I do assume
if you're hanging out with this guy,
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you must be doing
some re-con work on the Kts.
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He's trying to spy on the Kts
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to try and learn how not to be lame.
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Maybe you guys can learn a thing or two.
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Because you are lame.
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We're headed to the house
to practice for the final relay.
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- It's Greek Week.
- I'll be right behind you guys.
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- We're cool, right?
- Yeah. One more test for Switzerland.
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The entirety of your ZBZ-emblazoned
bosom was all over my computer screen.
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We absolutely do not want to demonstrate
that this type of raunchy behavior
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is in any way indicative
of ZBZ-ian values.
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Entirety of my bosom aside, it certainly
looked like I was having fun, right?
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Maybe we could use this
as a recruiting tool for rush.
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This violation warrants
an immediate suspension.
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She's right.
We've called you here today
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because we should've punished you
right after the incident occurred.
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But I was there,
we all understand how upset you were,
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and, well, everyone does things
they don't plan to do.
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- Especially over spring break.
- Just ask Betsy.
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She ended up
with a one-way ticket to rehab.
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Bottom line, you violated ZBZ standards,
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and therefore we are fining you
with 20 hours of sister service.
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Sister service?
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- Sorority-centric community service.
- I know what it is.
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Instead of picking up highway trash,
I get to, what,
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apply Laura's self-tanner?
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- Lucky me.
- You are lucky.
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And you should be grateful
we're going easy on you.
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You have to think about the sorority.
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So I strongly encourage you
to lay low and ride out this storm.
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Trust me,
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it's for your own good.
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I can't believe
how sprightly those guys are.
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We're gonna blow
the Ocs out of the water!
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Those guys are such assfaces.
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We should never take for granted
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how lucky we are to be in a house whose
brothers have their priorities straight.
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Because of instead of controlling jerks
like the Omega Chis,
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the Kts know what really matters
is friendship.
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And fun.
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I present to you this year's Greek Week
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Powder Puff cheer squad:
The Kappa Tau Hotties.
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Formation.
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We heard you caught a chill
Well, we're here to warm you up
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We call ourselves the hotties
And we're gonna win that cup
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A special shout-out to my man Heath,
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whose 15-year-old sister
taught him that little gem.
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Which, I'm sure you will agree,
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is gonna help us win
the Powder Puff cheer-off.
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Is...
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- Rusty around?
- Why do you want to know?
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- We're gonna go see a movie.
- Is that so?
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We're in really good shape
with the human wheelbarrow.
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Ben and I are very sprightly.
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- What's going on?
- Calvin is an Omega Chi.
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You are a Kappa Tau.
It's Greek Week.
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The twain does not meet.
It never shall.
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Are you doing an impression
of Evan Chambers?
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No ha. Look at me.
I'm deadly serious.
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Don't look at my outfit.
Look at me.
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See?
Serious.
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Sorry, nothing personal.
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Double air-kiss for Evan Lame-bers,
though.
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Go back to work.
Go on.
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All my lip-synchers, practice, stat!
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Friday is red T- shirt day.
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- Today, it's yellow spirit shirts.
- Yellow makes my skin look diseased.
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Don't blame the shirt.
Look to your foundation.
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Put on a yellow T-shirt.
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The shirts are
an easy way to earn spirit points.
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Especially because, for obvious reasons,
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the Mu Gamma Sigs are heavily favored
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to take gold in Powder Puff Football.
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Let's get into formation.
Abs in, lips relaxed.
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Can I have a private word real quick?
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What?
Where?
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I'll be right there.
Campus security.
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We'll talk as soon as I get back.
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Take your time.
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You deserve it,
you hard-working little president, you!
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- God!
- Nope, just me. But thanks.
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- What are you doing here?
- I got a call from Rebecca.
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I got a call from campus security.
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- What's wrong with you?
- Officer Huck.
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On Coast Guard duty tonight?
Where are your water wings?
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I should've known
you'd be a part of this kerfuffle.
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- Cappie's my boyfriend!
- Yes, he is.
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- Now, let's get you dry.
- And back to ZBZ.
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- No thanks.
- Rebecca, I'm trying to help you.
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I'm so sorry
these pledges interrupted this...
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- event.
- This is not just any event.
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It's the president's private shindig
for Greek alums coming to Greek Week.
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Including some elderly folk
with delicate sensibilities
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- and varying heart conditions.
- Whatever! They looked bored.
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So we entertained them.
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And Mandi used to be the synchronized
swimming champion of Western New Jersey!
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I'm drowning.
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So I thought we'd use this
for some of my sister-service hours!
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- You've just earned a lot more of them.
- Don't worry.
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- I'll take her home. Come on.
- Not so fast.
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Don't worry, big sis,
we took off our pledge pins. See?
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I laid low and rode out the storm.
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Come on.
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There she goes.
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I hope you appreciate this sign
of solidarity to the Three Musketeers.
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I'm touched beyond words.
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Look away, Dixieland.
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You guys ready to see some Chuck Heston,
may he rest in peace?
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00:16:14,836 --> 00:16:16,185
You still have your VCR?
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00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:18,831
Why would I need my VCR?
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00:16:18,951 --> 00:16:21,809
We're going to see Ben-Hur
in its original anamorphic widescreen
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with seat-rumbling sound
and overpriced concessions.
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00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:28,823
- I bought some popcorn.
- The video store didn't have it on DVD.
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00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,265
We thought it would be more fun
to watch it here.
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00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:33,995
No noisy crowds to disturb
the Three Musketeers.
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00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:37,316
Stop blowing smoke up my as...
bottom.
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00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,489
Since it's Greek Week,
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00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,631
the brothers aren't that comfortable
with Calvin and I hanging out.
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00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:47,379
So what? We're supposed to
ide here in a dark room
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00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:50,094
like lepers
that we're not seeing on the big screen?
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00:16:50,256 --> 00:16:51,782
We're just laying low.
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00:16:51,902 --> 00:16:54,756
- It's our own private Switzerland.
- Switzerland?
251
00:16:55,111 --> 00:16:57,667
You mean the wusses
that wouldn't stand up to the Nazis?
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00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:01,679
We wanna conduct our friendship free
from prying fraternity eyes this week.
253
00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:04,689
We made a pact
t spring break, OK?
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00:17:04,968 --> 00:17:08,449
- I just took down the Southern Cross.
- Dale, we're pledges, OK?
255
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,371
We have to do what the brothers tell us.
256
00:17:10,491 --> 00:17:14,410
We've lasted an entire year as pledges.
Can't blow it when a few months're left.
257
00:17:15,143 --> 00:17:18,028
So we do their laundry,
we scrub the toilets.
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00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,420
We don't hang out during Greek Week.
259
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,950
Do you think the brothers
are gonna stop caring
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00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:25,090
about who you hang out with
once you're actives?
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00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,471
Today it's Greek Week.
But then it's next week,
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00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:28,933
then it's the week after.
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00:17:30,371 --> 00:17:31,636
And then Poland falls.
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00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,778
I had a very simple plan
at the beginning of Greek Week:
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00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:45,629
"To win".
A simple, doable plan
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00:17:45,749 --> 00:17:48,538
considering we've won Greek Week
for the past ten years.
267
00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:51,591
But then Rebecca gets
all Dirty Dancing... again.
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00:17:51,711 --> 00:17:53,621
This time aquatically, and distracts me.
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00:17:53,761 --> 00:17:56,911
And here I am wearing a red spirit shirt
on green shirt day.
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00:17:57,267 --> 00:17:58,948
Very unpresidential of me.
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00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:02,137
And not at all befitting
my "Zbzs are winners" election platform.
272
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:05,717
Meanwhile, Suzanne and the standards
hyenas are dying to kick her out.
273
00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:07,545
I'm dying to kick her out!
274
00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:10,826
It's time to put Baby
in the corner for good.
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00:18:10,946 --> 00:18:14,055
She has got to be the worst pledge
in the history of pledgedom.
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00:18:14,175 --> 00:18:15,441
Including Jen K.
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00:18:15,608 --> 00:18:19,598
and that legacy from last year who wore
culottes and had that little mustache.
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00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:22,778
- Thank God she deactivated.
- Seriously.
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00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:26,737
The only reason Rebecca's stuck around
as long as she has is because
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00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:29,308
she's a senator's daughter,
which is really doing nothing
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00:18:29,428 --> 00:18:31,078
for anybody these days.
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00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:35,709
But maybe I'm just looking for an excuse
to get her out because I simply
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00:18:35,975 --> 00:18:36,975
hate her.
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00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,991
She has been going through a hard time.
285
00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:42,997
And you did almost myrtle
her boyfriend at spring break.
286
00:18:43,117 --> 00:18:45,042
We didn't even come close to myrtling.
287
00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:49,046
We kissed. Very briefly.
Under the influence of spring break.
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00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:52,574
Which we have since left behind,
unlike someone I know.
289
00:18:54,865 --> 00:18:56,846
I caught you sniffing that thing
yesterday.
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00:18:59,357 --> 00:19:00,357
Hot Ness.
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00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:07,250
If I don't have a problem with Casey
and everyone else seeing us,
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00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:10,720
- then why should you?
- Because I don't want to be hated
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00:19:11,473 --> 00:19:12,573
at ZBZ,
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00:19:14,046 --> 00:19:17,741
which I will be if Casey sees me
as an enemy.
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00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:20,605
I want it all,
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00:19:21,365 --> 00:19:24,715
and the only way I can have it
is if I can prove to Casey
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00:19:24,851 --> 00:19:27,301
that I am still her friend and Big Sis.
298
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,382
Before we tell her.
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00:19:31,678 --> 00:19:34,047
You've had a week.
So hurry up.
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00:19:34,804 --> 00:19:37,754
Or you're gonna have
to find another cheerleader.
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00:19:41,983 --> 00:19:44,333
You're cute when you give ultimatums.
302
00:19:59,343 --> 00:20:00,674
And now,
303
00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:03,868
the Omega Chi Hotties!
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00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,027
Those sluts stole our cheer!
305
00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:54,550
The Gamma Psi Alphas
are looking pretty tough, huh?
306
00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:57,773
Fortunately, some of our pledges
have passed the Freshman 15
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00:20:57,893 --> 00:20:59,517
so we have a size advantage.
308
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:01,999
Especially if Tammie leads
with her hips.
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00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:06,020
Maybe I could harness
Rebecca's powers for good.
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00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,822
To help us win Greek Week.
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00:21:08,214 --> 00:21:10,513
- How would that work?
- You'll see.
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00:21:19,601 --> 00:21:21,659
I've decided to overlook
the fountain incident.
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00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:24,099
For now. Don't take that out,
the game's about to start!
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00:21:24,219 --> 00:21:27,198
I know you're going through a hard time,
and you need to blow off steam.
315
00:21:27,318 --> 00:21:30,628
So, on that note, how about you channel
your frustrations in a positive way.
316
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,169
No, leave it in.
I can tell they're just about to start.
317
00:21:34,649 --> 00:21:35,936
For my blog.
318
00:21:36,973 --> 00:21:40,789
And guess what? I found
one of your dad's hookers online!
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00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,054
She's trying for a music career.
320
00:21:43,748 --> 00:21:46,717
I especially loved her song
Daddy's Girl.
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00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:49,143
Now focus those feelings on the game
322
00:21:49,325 --> 00:21:51,720
and rip those little flags off
that GPA quarterback!
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00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,898
Go ZBZ!
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00:22:00,642 --> 00:22:03,288
1 Blue 42, pink 23.
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00:22:03,507 --> 00:22:05,982
Hut one, hut two, hut!
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00:22:13,117 --> 00:22:14,894
Put that in your blog, bitch!
327
00:22:17,026 --> 00:22:20,676
That's it! I've tried to be nice. I've
tried to be understanding that is it!
328
00:22:20,808 --> 00:22:23,290
I'm recommending your expulsion
to the ZBZ standards board!
329
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,974
Until then you are suspended
from all ZBZ activities.
330
00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:28,227
You might as well
start packing your bags.
331
00:22:34,326 --> 00:22:36,358
Remind me never to do the splits again.
332
00:22:36,478 --> 00:22:38,198
It was a noble effort, Beav.
333
00:22:38,644 --> 00:22:40,153
I had to try something new,
334
00:22:40,273 --> 00:22:42,931
otherwise it just looked like
we were ripping off the omega chis.
335
00:22:43,242 --> 00:22:44,430
It did, didn't it?
336
00:22:44,884 --> 00:22:48,850
It was like the battle of the carmens,
ladies figure skating, calgary, 1988.
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00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,820
The omega chi were Katarina Witt,
sexy, powerful, Germanic,
338
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:56,026
and we were poor Debi Thomas,
just biting it left and right.
339
00:22:56,155 --> 00:22:59,425
And to be fair, their cradle
catch was much tighter than ours.
340
00:22:59,576 --> 00:23:01,636
So Chambers and Co.
Won.
341
00:23:02,021 --> 00:23:05,513
In the sneakiest way possible. And
we're left with one lingering question.
342
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,903
How,
how, did they Steal our Cheer?
343
00:23:09,143 --> 00:23:10,239
Yeah, no kidding!
344
00:23:16,944 --> 00:23:19,042
What? What is everyone
looking at me for?
345
00:23:19,178 --> 00:23:22,253
You're the only one who associates
with the Omega Chis.
346
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:27,973
- I slept with Calvin last semester!
- Wait a minute, what are you implying?
347
00:23:28,444 --> 00:23:30,157
Are you saying that
I memorized the Cheer
348
00:23:30,277 --> 00:23:31,978
and taught it to Calvin in one day,
349
00:23:32,158 --> 00:23:33,718
all to sabotage my own house?
350
00:23:33,838 --> 00:23:36,907
Absolutely not, Spitter.
You are a loyal pledge. We know that.
351
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,041
OK, good.
352
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:39,861
But we also know that
353
00:23:39,993 --> 00:23:43,565
a fortress is only as strong
as its weakest part.
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00:23:44,483 --> 00:23:46,648
You've been hanging out with Calvin.
Maybe you happened
355
00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:48,942
to mention to him
when we'd be practicing our Cheer.
356
00:23:49,075 --> 00:23:51,098
And since I'm sure
the Omega Chi Cheer sucked,
357
00:23:51,269 --> 00:23:55,265
Calvin seized the opportunity to spy
on us and Steal our sweet, sweet moves.
358
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,580
He came over to meet me for a movie.
359
00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:00,419
That's what he told you.
I'm not saying you did it it on purpose.
360
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:02,116
For your protection and ours,
361
00:24:02,249 --> 00:24:04,462
I have to ask you to stay
out the final competition.
362
00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:05,554
The relay?
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00:24:06,301 --> 00:24:08,286
You won't find anyone sprightlier.
364
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,447
We'll manage.
I'm sorry, Spitter.
365
00:24:14,879 --> 00:24:16,126
Hey, sourpuss.
366
00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:18,349
What's up?
367
00:24:18,714 --> 00:24:21,880
My supposed brothers
think I helped Calvin Steal our Cheer
368
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,684
and give it to the Omega Chis.
369
00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:26,225
Cappie kicked me out of the relay race!
370
00:24:26,919 --> 00:24:29,201
I'm over this.
I'm about to re-ignite usag.
371
00:24:29,321 --> 00:24:31,796
Sometimes a good president
has to practice tough love.
372
00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:33,926
How do you know Calvin
didn't steal the Cheer?
373
00:24:34,046 --> 00:24:35,852
Casey, Calvin didn't steal the Cheer.
374
00:24:35,972 --> 00:24:38,340
Hey, it's greek week, all bets are off.
375
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,499
You're a pledge, and pledges
are supposed to do what they're told.
376
00:24:41,686 --> 00:24:44,420
I don't understand why all
the competitions are so important.
377
00:24:44,832 --> 00:24:46,727
I thought greek week was about unity.
378
00:24:47,169 --> 00:24:49,957
Whatever happened to the brotherhood,
friendship, family?
379
00:24:50,077 --> 00:24:52,403
Oh, my god.
You are such a boy scout!
380
00:24:52,555 --> 00:24:55,206
Eagle scout.
I made it to the eagle scout. Rember?
381
00:24:55,338 --> 00:24:59,030
I went to the ceremony. You were a tool,
earned more badges than anyone else.
382
00:24:59,203 --> 00:25:01,344
- That's a good point.
- That you were a tool?
383
00:25:01,948 --> 00:25:04,168
You thought I was a tool,
you found me annoying,
384
00:25:04,566 --> 00:25:07,606
but you still showed up to the ceremony.
Because you're my sister.
385
00:25:07,731 --> 00:25:09,109
Mom and dad made me go.
386
00:25:09,297 --> 00:25:10,575
You knew that, right?
387
00:25:10,727 --> 00:25:14,052
Which was the right thing to do,
because no matter how much you
388
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,207
and I find each other annoying,
we're still a family.
389
00:25:17,591 --> 00:25:20,981
Underneath it all, we'll still trust
and support each other.
390
00:25:21,113 --> 00:25:24,231
So why aren't I seeing that support
from my brothers at Kappa Tau?
391
00:25:24,364 --> 00:25:26,529
Because you're not a brother yet,
you're a pledge.
392
00:25:26,662 --> 00:25:27,493
Semantics.
393
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:30,387
Call it what you want, it's
still your duty to be a good pledge.
394
00:25:31,536 --> 00:25:33,075
What about being a good President?
395
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:47,386
I was right.
It is called greek week.
396
00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:50,394
Not "personal drama week."
So what's yours?
397
00:25:50,807 --> 00:25:52,601
You're going to kick Rebecca out.
398
00:25:52,734 --> 00:25:56,135
- And you banned Rusty from greek week.
- It's not exactly the same thing.
399
00:25:56,277 --> 00:25:57,683
It's for a similar reason.
400
00:25:57,946 --> 00:26:00,715
Rebecca was putting the ZBZ
house at a much greater risk.
401
00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:06,012
I know you care about her. But honestly,
Rebecca kind of asked for this.
402
00:26:06,553 --> 00:26:09,230
And I frankly don't even know
why she's in a sorority. Do you?
403
00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:11,233
Because she seems
to hate everything about it.
404
00:26:11,353 --> 00:26:15,006
That's just her way. Her
hostility and
405
00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:18,942
sporadic verbal abuse are endearing
once you get to know her.
406
00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:21,263
I know her and I'm over it.
407
00:26:23,237 --> 00:26:25,656
OK, look,
Rebecca's in trouble.
408
00:26:25,803 --> 00:26:28,656
And I can't hold her
together all by myself.
409
00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:34,135
You're stronger
than you think.
410
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:39,374
Not to mention Rebecca and I
don't Even like each other.
411
00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:41,599
So why do you want me to help her?
412
00:26:41,989 --> 00:26:43,350
Because she's your sister.
413
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:48,187
If that's just empty crap to you,
then why are you in a sority?
414
00:26:48,761 --> 00:26:50,802
For the parties.
Why else?
415
00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:54,313
Whatever you say, Case.
416
00:27:02,026 --> 00:27:04,419
Where's Suzanne?
I need to talk to her about Rebecca.
417
00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,153
Casey,
look who's here!
418
00:27:08,588 --> 00:27:09,873
Tegan!
419
00:27:10,075 --> 00:27:12,383
Casey.
My little success story.
420
00:27:14,930 --> 00:27:18,550
Nationals thought you might need
help with the Rebecca Logan problem.
421
00:27:18,774 --> 00:27:21,231
Politico offspring, never easy.
So here I am!
422
00:27:21,363 --> 00:27:23,026
So
here I am!
423
00:27:23,723 --> 00:27:25,159
Doesn't her hair look great?
424
00:27:27,859 --> 00:27:28,859
That's so sweet.
425
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,408
Of course,
426
00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:35,828
like pretty much everyone else
in America, we saw Rebecca's
427
00:27:37,172 --> 00:27:40,810
very special dance video
from Spring Break.
428
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,485
- Flat and French!
- Great.
429
00:27:44,755 --> 00:27:48,232
Now we're not monsters. We know that
Rebecca's been through a tough time.
430
00:27:48,497 --> 00:27:51,401
Right, right. And you know,
if you've checked recently,
431
00:27:51,647 --> 00:27:55,484
the number of hits on Rebecca's
video has gone way, way,
432
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,181
- way down.
- Way down.
433
00:27:57,313 --> 00:28:01,109
But Nationals' tolerance has reached
its limit with the fountain fiasco
434
00:28:01,229 --> 00:28:04,329
and that little'roid rage
assault on the football field.
435
00:28:04,596 --> 00:28:08,004
Wait, how did you hear about
the fountain and the football?
436
00:28:08,256 --> 00:28:10,556
Girls,
we have eyes and ears everywhere.
437
00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:11,596
Boo!
438
00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:16,952
Kidding!
439
00:28:17,705 --> 00:28:19,897
About the "boo."
Not about the eyes and ears.
440
00:28:21,584 --> 00:28:25,152
So, your Standards Chair
informs me that you are
441
00:28:25,272 --> 00:28:27,407
planning to vote to expel her tonight.
442
00:28:27,527 --> 00:28:30,555
- We were, but I've been thinking...
- Things could get messy?
443
00:28:32,175 --> 00:28:34,745
- Yes.
- Well, I'm here to keep things clean.
444
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:39,035
If the decision comes from Nationals,
it could carry more weight.
445
00:28:39,381 --> 00:28:41,271
Invite less resistance.
446
00:28:44,387 --> 00:28:48,280
If only we had more girls like you,
Casey, ones who value
447
00:28:48,858 --> 00:28:52,192
standards,
image and reputation.
448
00:28:54,763 --> 00:28:58,762
Now, where is that adorable
little stain on our good name?
449
00:29:07,766 --> 00:29:08,636
Come in.
450
00:29:12,799 --> 00:29:15,712
Just wanted to see how you were
doing after the big cheertastrophe.
451
00:29:16,697 --> 00:29:18,492
The KTS looked pretty pissed.
452
00:29:19,436 --> 00:29:21,886
Well, yeah, they think
the Omega Chis stole the cheer.
453
00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:26,879
Who's to say the Kappa Taus didn't
steal the cheer from the Omega Chis?
454
00:29:27,087 --> 00:29:30,363
The KTS aren't known for being
the most prepared guys on the planet.
455
00:29:30,483 --> 00:29:32,716
We got it from Heath's sister.
She made it up.
456
00:29:32,893 --> 00:29:36,296
We got it from O'Toole's sister.
She made it up. The Kts...
457
00:29:40,313 --> 00:29:42,074
- we're doing it.
- I know we're doing it.
458
00:29:42,236 --> 00:29:43,868
We said we weren't gonna do it.
459
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:47,849
What have I come upon?
460
00:29:47,982 --> 00:29:49,627
Nothing, Dale.
We just
461
00:29:50,176 --> 00:29:53,634
almost chucked our friendship
again over some stupid stolen cheer.
462
00:29:53,915 --> 00:29:55,336
Cheer?
What cheer?
463
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,739
Some cheer that our friend
Heath's sister
464
00:29:57,859 --> 00:30:00,257
thought of about hotties
warming people up.
465
00:30:00,585 --> 00:30:02,361
Yeah?
As in...
466
00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:06,316
We heard you caught a chill
Well we're here to warm you up
467
00:30:06,542 --> 00:30:09,852
We call ourselves the hotties
And we're gonna win that cup.
468
00:30:12,738 --> 00:30:14,596
- That cheer?
- How did you know that?
469
00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:16,920
It's from the 1998
film Cheer It Forward.
470
00:30:17,073 --> 00:30:18,710
It's a clean-cut tale
471
00:30:19,431 --> 00:30:22,285
of nubile, lightly-muscled young ladies
472
00:30:22,701 --> 00:30:25,597
engaged in competionin the world
of high-school cheerleading.
473
00:30:25,717 --> 00:30:27,708
It was followed in 2000
by a deeply-flawed sequel
474
00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:29,203
called Cheer It Backward.
475
00:30:29,615 --> 00:30:32,327
I've just seen bits and pieces on TV,
you know.
476
00:30:32,686 --> 00:30:35,105
It's always on while
I'm waiting forThe 700 Club.
477
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:37,819
I mean, I haven't seen the whole thing.
478
00:30:37,939 --> 00:30:40,783
It's not like I was a cheerleader
in high school or anything.
479
00:30:42,637 --> 00:30:44,602
They would never let guys on the team.
480
00:30:50,912 --> 00:30:52,878
No matter how talented they were.
481
00:30:57,321 --> 00:30:58,842
I'd like my packing privacy please.
482
00:30:59,005 --> 00:31:02,505
No time for barbed banter! Togan's
waiting downstairs to kick you out!
483
00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:05,023
And you're here to, what,
celebrate?
484
00:31:06,495 --> 00:31:09,705
I changed my mind, OK?
I don't want you to go.
485
00:31:10,611 --> 00:31:11,611
You're serious?
486
00:31:12,075 --> 00:31:13,791
God help me but yes.
487
00:31:13,911 --> 00:31:15,543
I'll explain later.
We need to figure
488
00:31:15,663 --> 00:31:17,635
out what to say to Tegan
so she'll let you stay.
489
00:31:17,755 --> 00:31:20,247
- She should go humble.
- Groveling's essential.
490
00:31:20,367 --> 00:31:21,935
And tell Tegan you like her hair!
491
00:31:23,857 --> 00:31:26,225
Even if you don't really like her hair,
just say it.
492
00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:29,394
I want you to explain why
I should even care if she kicks me out.
493
00:31:30,481 --> 00:31:32,565
- Rebecca, this is a really good deal.
- I don't know.
494
00:31:32,685 --> 00:31:35,025
You tell me. Why did you
even join in the first place?
495
00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,619
Why else?
The parties.
496
00:31:36,944 --> 00:31:38,779
Right.
That's why I joined, too.
497
00:31:39,036 --> 00:31:41,005
That's what I would've
told anyone who asked.
498
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:43,577
Because admitting the honest
to God truth, "Hey,
499
00:31:43,710 --> 00:31:45,873
I'm Casey,
scared and friendless freshman"
500
00:31:45,993 --> 00:31:48,646
would've been just too pathetic.
So I rushed.
501
00:31:48,929 --> 00:31:51,035
And, as luck would have it,
somewhere along the way,
502
00:31:51,155 --> 00:31:52,969
I discovered I ended up with a family.
503
00:31:53,107 --> 00:31:56,541
Screwed up and dysfunctional, like every
other family but a family nonetheless.
504
00:31:56,976 --> 00:32:00,169
And this family can include
you if you want it to.
505
00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:07,210
Sorry.
506
00:32:10,322 --> 00:32:12,761
Yeah,
well, families suck.
507
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,923
You don't have to worry
about kicking me out.
508
00:32:19,733 --> 00:32:20,904
Because I quit.
509
00:32:31,694 --> 00:32:33,914
Rebecca. Just the person I wanted to...
510
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:39,428
Ashleigh!
511
00:32:42,723 --> 00:32:44,834
- My God, slow down.
- Anyone?
512
00:32:47,956 --> 00:32:51,263
I know Casey, and I know
she meant what she said back there.
513
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:53,580
Of course you'd say that.
Casey's sidekick.
514
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:56,459
Stop it!
Stop with the whole tough girl act!
515
00:32:56,942 --> 00:33:00,296
My God, I've been a friend to you, even
when it was the last thing Casey wanted.
516
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,588
And I get it.
517
00:33:01,827 --> 00:33:03,755
Your dad let you way down.
518
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,635
But don't go down with him.
Stop being a stupid
519
00:33:06,772 --> 00:33:09,383
senator's daughter
and start being Rebecca Logan!
520
00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:15,197
Being a senator's daughter is the only
reason ZBZ wanted me in the first place.
521
00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:19,345
Yeah,
well, things change.
522
00:33:23,523 --> 00:33:24,713
Fine!
Leave!
523
00:33:25,366 --> 00:33:27,332
And I'm not Casey's sidekick!
524
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,476
He's not nearly as sprightly as you are.
525
00:33:36,741 --> 00:33:38,080
You here to fess up?
526
00:33:39,010 --> 00:33:41,108
Nope.
I just came to give you this.
527
00:33:42,431 --> 00:33:45,031
Cheer It Forward,
I've been meaning to catch this one.
528
00:33:45,643 --> 00:33:47,155
The stolen cheer?
529
00:33:48,106 --> 00:33:49,486
It's from this movie.
530
00:33:51,047 --> 00:33:54,893
Apparently it's a popular movie
for 15-year-olds like Heath's sister.
531
00:33:55,013 --> 00:33:56,052
And O'Toole's.
532
00:33:57,288 --> 00:33:58,345
And Dale.
533
00:33:58,850 --> 00:33:59,720
I...
534
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,173
Before you apologize,
I'd just like to say one thing.
535
00:34:03,664 --> 00:34:05,094
I'm a really good pledge.
536
00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:06,997
And you know it.
537
00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:10,676
For the past seven months,
I have scrubbed the toilets,
538
00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:13,690
I have done your most
questionable laundry,
539
00:34:14,068 --> 00:34:16,889
and I even let Wade throw
up into my hands one time.
540
00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:21,286
And I'll continue to do so,
if that is what you tell me to do.
541
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,897
Well...
thank you?
542
00:34:24,232 --> 00:34:26,210
But there's one thing
that I will not do.
543
00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:28,629
I will not let you
tell me who my friends are.
544
00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:32,231
Real brothers will treat
each other with trust and respect.
545
00:34:32,449 --> 00:34:36,171
They won't be threatened by
friendships made outside the house.
546
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,299
I think you're letting your grudge with
547
00:34:38,419 --> 00:34:40,405
Evan poison how you treat
your own brothers.
548
00:34:42,253 --> 00:34:44,258
And that's not what I signed up for. So.
549
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,762
So maybe this isn't
the place for me after all.
550
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,347
I'll be at the relay
race later to cheer you on.
551
00:34:52,668 --> 00:34:53,972
Unless I hear otherwise.
552
00:35:00,437 --> 00:35:02,119
God, Wade, dismount.
553
00:35:20,257 --> 00:35:21,561
Excuse me.
554
00:35:22,192 --> 00:35:25,858
The spirit point tally just
came out and we are miles ahead.
555
00:35:26,021 --> 00:35:27,942
Turns out you were the only president
556
00:35:28,062 --> 00:35:30,523
anal enough to make us wear
those shirts every day.
557
00:35:30,769 --> 00:35:33,102
Yay obsessive-compulsiveness.
558
00:35:33,272 --> 00:35:36,523
You don't sound very excited for
someone who's about to win Greek Week.
559
00:35:36,738 --> 00:35:38,059
Your whole "ZBZ winners"
560
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:40,565
campaign strategy is coming
together just like you wanted.
561
00:35:40,685 --> 00:35:44,088
You are going to be a
totally legitimate president!
562
00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:47,476
- Then why do I feel so Gerald Ford?
- Hi.
563
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,203
Frannie was just apologizing
for going off the rails so
564
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:53,343
perilously last semester.
565
00:35:53,478 --> 00:35:55,122
Thank you for listening.
566
00:35:57,307 --> 00:35:58,824
- Code pink.
- Code pink.
567
00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:00,398
Code pink.
568
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,493
- Tegan?
- Yes?
569
00:36:05,655 --> 00:36:06,977
I'm here to apologize.
570
00:36:07,671 --> 00:36:09,352
And to ask for a second chance.
571
00:36:09,931 --> 00:36:11,953
I'm sorry I put the sisterhood at risk.
572
00:36:12,074 --> 00:36:13,500
I'm sorry for...
573
00:36:13,752 --> 00:36:15,650
I don't want to make
you grovel needlessly.
574
00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:17,511
There won't be any second chances here.
575
00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:21,473
Tegan.
One more thing.
576
00:36:22,837 --> 00:36:25,710
- Your hair is...
- Rebecca! No. Stop.
577
00:36:26,181 --> 00:36:29,050
Rebecca shouldn't have
to grovel at all, Tegan.
578
00:36:29,170 --> 00:36:31,941
Yes, she should apologize,
but that's it.
579
00:36:32,795 --> 00:36:36,131
We can't desert our sister now,
when she needs us the most.
580
00:36:36,773 --> 00:36:40,098
Sisters trust and support each other.
No matter what.
581
00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:41,501
It's simple.
582
00:36:42,153 --> 00:36:43,476
We stand together.
583
00:36:43,948 --> 00:36:46,934
Which means
if Rebecca goes, I go.
584
00:36:50,152 --> 00:36:51,059
And I go.
585
00:36:52,515 --> 00:36:53,384
And I go.
586
00:36:54,035 --> 00:36:54,942
And I go.
587
00:36:56,351 --> 00:36:59,053
If I stay,
can I pick whatever room I want?
588
00:36:59,491 --> 00:37:02,491
Something tells me
Nationals wouldn't be too happy
589
00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:05,067
if an entire ZBZ chapter de-activated.
590
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:06,395
Am I right?
591
00:37:06,987 --> 00:37:09,325
So,
you're really going against me.
592
00:37:09,925 --> 00:37:10,888
For her?
593
00:37:13,447 --> 00:37:14,146
Yep.
594
00:37:14,613 --> 00:37:18,243
And ealize if she screws up again,
that it's all on you?
595
00:37:20,084 --> 00:37:20,839
Yep.
596
00:37:21,893 --> 00:37:24,953
I stake my
presidency on it.
597
00:37:25,767 --> 00:37:27,622
Your interim presidency.
598
00:37:28,697 --> 00:37:29,453
Right.
599
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,595
And, next up in the lip-synch competion,
600
00:37:37,715 --> 00:37:39,282
the Zeta Beta Zetas!
601
00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:42,463
Girls,
come on, hurry.
602
00:37:44,067 --> 00:37:45,677
Go on. Get up there and do your thing.
603
00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:48,397
Just keep your clothes
on and don't get wet this time.
604
00:37:54,483 --> 00:37:57,847
So I guess we won't be wheelbarrowing
against each other after all.
605
00:37:59,452 --> 00:38:01,928
- And I told him I was...
- I know, you're really sprightly.
606
00:38:03,665 --> 00:38:06,715
Cappie won't lift your punishment
even after you told him?
607
00:38:06,838 --> 00:38:07,896
Apparently not.
608
00:38:08,863 --> 00:38:11,645
- Switzerland has its limits.
- Yeah, too many limits.
609
00:38:11,882 --> 00:38:14,780
We need to come up with a stronger,
more outspoken country.
610
00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:17,818
A brave little land with two citizens.
611
00:38:19,877 --> 00:38:21,581
We could call it Ralvin!
612
00:38:22,310 --> 00:38:24,137
Yeah, maybe it doesn't
really need a name.
613
00:38:24,425 --> 00:38:27,714
That's right, we'll be more
powerful in our namelessness!
614
00:38:28,351 --> 00:38:29,059
Right.
615
00:38:29,454 --> 00:38:31,060
Could I request a temporary visa?
616
00:38:33,198 --> 00:38:34,952
I'm sorry.
To both of you.
617
00:38:35,072 --> 00:38:37,598
Calvin, you're welcome at
the KT house any time you like.
618
00:38:37,718 --> 00:38:41,263
Even Grey's Anatomy night, which can
be quite exclusive, so feel privileged.
619
00:38:41,856 --> 00:38:44,643
Any friend of my little
bro is a friend of mine.
620
00:38:45,201 --> 00:38:46,013
Thanks.
621
00:38:46,359 --> 00:38:48,402
Pledge,
what's going on here?
622
00:38:49,664 --> 00:38:52,731
- Just talking with some friends.
- Well, it's time for the relay race.
623
00:38:52,851 --> 00:38:55,157
We'll discuss your
choice of friends later.
624
00:38:55,659 --> 00:38:57,810
Discuss away.
Doesn't mean I'll listen.
625
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,012
So, what about that feud?
626
00:39:05,326 --> 00:39:08,449
- Nothing good can come of that.
- You might be right, Spitz.
627
00:39:08,806 --> 00:39:12,469
As in swimmer Mark Spitz,
nine-time Olympic gold medalist.
628
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,824
Assume the position, pledge.
We need your human whee lbarrow.
629
00:39:17,594 --> 00:39:19,899
I'm off to face Chambers
in the last leg.
630
00:39:20,601 --> 00:39:23,845
By the way, you were terrifyingly adept
when you ripped me a new one last night.
631
00:39:23,965 --> 00:39:25,017
I was impressed.
632
00:39:25,645 --> 00:39:26,909
Do not do it again.
633
00:39:27,494 --> 00:39:30,537
Take your marks,
get set...
634
00:40:03,515 --> 00:40:05,230
Come on, pick it up, pledge!
635
00:40:06,785 --> 00:40:08,542
Ready to come in sloppy second?
636
00:40:11,749 --> 00:40:13,341
May the best man win.
637
00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:21,055
Beaver, come on!
638
00:41:09,587 --> 00:41:11,042
- Cap, you OK?
- Yeah.
639
00:41:11,783 --> 00:41:14,257
We can't let them get away with this!
Let's go mess 'em up!
640
00:41:14,377 --> 00:41:16,470
No, you know what, Beav?
Just let it go.
641
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,253
- Hey, you OK?
- Yeah.
642
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,869
I'm sorry Evan went aggro out there.
643
00:41:25,254 --> 00:41:27,692
It looks like Cappie's
ready to move to Ralvin.
644
00:41:29,301 --> 00:41:30,939
That is not what we're calling it!
645
00:41:31,059 --> 00:41:34,555
The winners of this year's
Gree k Week Olympiad are...
646
00:41:34,727 --> 00:41:38,015
... Omega Chi Delta and Zeta Beta Zeta!
647
00:41:47,629 --> 00:41:50,793
Well, we won. You should've seen
the look on Janette's face.
648
00:41:50,963 --> 00:41:53,328
- It went well with her black eye.
- "We" won?
649
00:41:53,901 --> 00:41:56,074
Yes,
I'm still a ZBZ "we."
650
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,127
That whole cheesy sister bond thing?
651
00:41:59,379 --> 00:42:02,516
It's...
actually stronger than I thought.
652
00:42:08,316 --> 00:42:11,293
Sorry, I've been a little
distracted this week.
653
00:42:12,393 --> 00:42:13,357
It's OK.
654
00:42:31,378 --> 00:42:32,720
What are you doing?
655
00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:50,767
I hereby declare the end of these games.
656
00:42:50,817 --> 00:42:55,367
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