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Previously on "Greek."
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Bro, what you're gonna do si
tell this chick you're not interested.
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- Send her a text.
- Really?
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You're officially free.
That was fast.
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Rusty, thanks for letting me know.
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By the way, I have crabs.
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Come on.
This is your junior year.
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You need to start making
some tough decisions.
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What I want is to be
at the center of things.
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To be challenged and inspired.
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And I'm still very much
considering law school.
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I woke up this morning,
and I finally realized
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no matter what I say or do,
I can't change the past
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- or how you feel about it.
- What if I was less of a jealous idiot?
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Then I'd think, maybe,
we could be friends.
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Remember Shane?
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You know why he stood Casey up
after the Mr. Purr-fect contest?
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I paid him to leave her alone.
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Pretty smart?
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Instead of trying to keep
all the guys away from one girl,
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you should find a girl who thinks
you're the only guy in the room.
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Can't believe you signed up for
an extra class you don't get credit for.
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It's a prep class.
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And, according to Evan,
it's the best way to ace the LSAT.
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And it gets my mom off my back,
which is even better than course credit.
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Thank God I gave up my
advanced degree aspirations.
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Standardized tests are so not my thing.
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Good luck, Case.
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I'm off to my seminar
on the movies of John Hughes.
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Enjoy!
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So...
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Is Evan taking this LSAT class, too?
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Evan? No,
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Mr. Born-Lawyer already took the class,
of course.
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On his way to becoming the Supreme
Court's youngest clerk ever.
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"Welcome to your first step
towards an exciting
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- "future career in the law."
- Casey Cartwright, Esquire.
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Bad-ass prosecutor by day,
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and Armani-wearing temptress by night.
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- It's like you're a superhero.
- A superhero with an expense account.
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- Don't remind me.
- About expense accounts?
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About money. I'm broke.
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What am I gonna do about
spring break? It's next week.
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There's no way you can
your parents go give you more?
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I can't tell them I've already spent my
allowance for this month.
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Can I borrow against
your future account?
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You'll have to make an appointment
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with my cute administrative man-sistant
to discuss that.
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Stop, you're intimidating me.
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Wait until you see me in the courtroom.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
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Case closed.
And so it is resolved.
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It takes 427 licks to get
to the chocolate-y center.
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Good going, Spitter.
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I've never seen anyone
lick something that fast.
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It was mildly disturbing.
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Now, that that's out of the way,
you're all ready to become
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new men.
Are we getting initiated?
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This is an initiation of sorts.
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Wait, Beaver.
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This box contains
the lost souls of dozens
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of departed Kappa Taus.
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You think there are body parts in there?
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This box
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holds your futures.
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You
are no longer Pickle.
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- I'm not?
- No, you're not.
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You are now...
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... Peter Carey, age 24.
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Kappa Tau class of 2006.
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Gentlemen,
it's time to get your fake Ids.
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Because while the Kappa Tau
basement does not card,
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the bouncers at spring break do.
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Buzzkill.
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Doormen you encounter
next week are fierce, pledges.
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You must become one
with your new identies.
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Let no Myrtle Beach
bouncer tear you asunder.
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Ben Bennett, you are now...
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Of course.
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- Frank Franklin.
- Sweet!
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Wait, that doesn't look anything
like him. We're gonna get in trouble?
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Everything worth while
comes with at a risk, Spitter.
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Or should I say...
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... Chad Stewart?
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"Greek"
Season 1 - Episode 21
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Barely Legal.
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Synchro : �AkaZab�
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So what'd you get?
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A new notebook?
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Your score.
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I got a 160 last practice test.
I got a 160
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on my last practice test, which would
be OK, except I want to go to Yale
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and they would laugh at me
with that score.
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And if I don't get
into the international
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trade law program at Yale, I'm done.
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I have a 3.9, which is OK,
but I really need to
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beef up my internships this summer
if I don't want to be a total joke.
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Yeah.
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Have you started interviewing yet?
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Interviewing...
No, not yet.
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I thought this class was my first step
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towards an exciting
future career in the law.
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What'd you get on
your last practice test?
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One-seventy.
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OK, looks like some people
are overdoing it a little bit, right?
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What do you mean?
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OK, everybody.
Let's get down to business.
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I'm sure you've been practicing,
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so let's go ahead and start
off with a mock-LSAT.
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Pass those back.
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You've got two hours.
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When I say go, go.
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Welcome to Bionic Beats.
Can I see some ID?
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No problem.
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He's on the guest list.
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- Chad Stewart?
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That's right.
Chad Stewart.
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2343 Homer Terrace,
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Sunshine, Florida.
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What's your sign, buddy?
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You get out of here. You and
your fake ID! You get out of my club!
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Nobody messes with Tad,
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the best bouncer in Myrtle Beach!
Get outta my sight!
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Come on!
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- You didn't have to give a noogie.
- Lucky that's all you got.
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If we were in Myrtle,
you'd get a class-one
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misdemeanor punishable by a fine
of not more than $200
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or imprisonment for not more
than 30 days plus court costs.
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Let's let Rusty's abject failure
be a lesson to us all.
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Well, what kind of question is,
"What's your sign?"
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A question the real Chad Stewart
would have answered easily.
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There's an in-bar field test
coming up tonight.
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I want you to study up and be
prepared, or it's Noogieville for you.
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Or jail in some states.
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Man, it is wild in there!
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You don't even wanna know.
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Back of the line.
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Next.
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I can't believe this.
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How commercialized
spring break has become?
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That's all good. It's that
I won't be able to participate
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in any of the pre-packaged
commercialism this year
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unless I win the lottery.
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Hello, Powerball.
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Don't you have a credit card?
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But the bill goes to my parents.
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And ever since they figured out that
my charges to MAC were for lip gloss
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and not computer tech-support,
they've been strict with it.
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Well, you won't have that problem here.
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Your Credit Plus bill goes right to you.
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Not only that,
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it will allow you to establish
a credit history in your name.
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- That sounds like a smart thing to do.
- It is.
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And for every purchase you make,
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you'll earn points.
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And I can offer you
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a thousand dollar limit.
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- Sign us up!
- I don't know.
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I can throw in a free MP3 player,
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but the offer is good for today only.
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But since you guys
are such good customers,
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I can have those cards
overnighted to you,
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and you'll be ready to charge tomorrow.
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It's just a credit card.
It's not the Army.
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Sure, why not?
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Spring break, here we come.
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What are you studying?
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I am studying Chad Stewart.
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I haven't come across any Chad Stewart.
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Is that in the string theory section?
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Chad Stewart is the guy
whose fake ID I inherited.
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But all I can find is his CRU web page
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from three years ago.
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Apparently, he's a songwriter.
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Not bad?
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Pretty rudimentary chord changes
if you ask me.
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How old do I look in this?
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Eighteen.
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You know, lying about who
you are is never good, Rusty.
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It signals a lack of self-esteem.
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Why would I want to be anyone
but Dale Kettlewell?
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- You wouldn't, Dale.
- Obviously.
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- What about this?
- You look like my cousin Barry.
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He always wore a hat like that.
He's in prison now.
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I don't care about your cousin.
I need to look like a 24-year-old singer
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and snowboarder who backpacks
through South-east Asia.
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To my knowledge, people who
travel through South-east Asia
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generally look like pedophiles.
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Which is kind of fitting, because
that's what Barry got pinched for.
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All right. Come on, man, help me out.
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I will. By referring you
to the Book of Matthew,
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which tells us that
one sign of the end times
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is Satan impersonating
an angel of light.
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So it's up to you, Rust.
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What do you want to be?
Satan, or an angel of light?
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Whichever gets me served
in Myrtle Beach, Dale.
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That'd be Satan.
Satan lives in Myrtle Beach.
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Hey! What are you doing here?
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Your Guide to Acing the LASAT.
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I'm taking that prep class
you took last semester.
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Why didn't you tell me
the goobers in that class
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passed the bar? I am way behind.
I got a 140 on my first practice test,
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thanks to those stupid logic problems.
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So I thought...
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I could help you?
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Yeah,
but not if it's too weird.
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I don't want to ask too much
of our brand-new friendship.
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You know, of course it's not too weird.
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You need help, I'm here for you.
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And I've got a bunch of my
old practice tests upstairs.
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You're right, those logic problems
can be a bitch.
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Pickle,
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you're up first. Then Ben Bennett.
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Rusty might need
a little extra prep time.
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Hey, I've been studying.
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I'm sure you have, Spitter.
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She just got a big tip.
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Her mood is good.
Pickle, you're up.
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Gentlemen.
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What can I get you?
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I'll have a vodka
and orange juice, please.
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No problem.
Can I just see some ID first?
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Sure.
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So, Peter, I see you're from Omaha?
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I'm a Libra.
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How about just the orange juice?
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What about you? You over 21?
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Well, I'm flattered you'd ask,
little lady.
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I haven't been Ided in years.
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Six-foot-three, huh?
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I'm gotta go to the bathroom.
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Me, too.
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What about you two?
Got some ID for me?
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Are you really Chad Stewart?
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- In the flesh.
- Yeah. Who else would I be?
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This is so weird.
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I always had this fantasy of
you walking into my bar one day.
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I never thought it would happen.
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I mean, you haven't been
seen in Cyprus in three years,
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since you walked out of that
gig at the Coffee Grounds Cafe.
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By the way, I agree with you.
Commercialism has ruined music.
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Hunter's Heartis my favorite
song off your underground CD.
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I'm Trish,
by the way.
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Well, you know my name.
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So
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what can I get you?
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Singapore Sling.
250
00:13:23,508 --> 00:13:24,948
Singapore Sling.
251
00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:27,029
You are so cool.
252
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:29,378
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
253
00:13:32,209 --> 00:13:33,398
Singapore Sling?
254
00:13:33,573 --> 00:13:36,796
Well, Chad Stewart spent
a summer in Singapore.
255
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,157
Far be it for me
to question Chad Stewart.
256
00:13:42,895 --> 00:13:45,244
"A seafood restaurant
serves five different entrees
257
00:13:45,364 --> 00:13:46,864
"on five different nights.
258
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:50,147
"If halibut is served only
on Tuesdays and Thursdays,
259
00:13:50,475 --> 00:13:53,298
"then when does the restaurant
serve Lobster"?
260
00:13:55,651 --> 00:13:59,279
First of all, I'm never eating
seafood again. Secondly,
261
00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:02,216
am I crazy or are these questions
totally pointless?
262
00:14:02,336 --> 00:14:05,678
Is anyone thinking of fish when they're
defending someone on death row?
263
00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:07,870
If they're hungry, maybe.
264
00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:12,474
No, seriously, the point is
testing your reasoning skills.
265
00:14:12,629 --> 00:14:15,159
They're what you use to craft
your entire argument.
266
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,560
You know, and winning arguments
is what the law is all about.
267
00:14:19,419 --> 00:14:21,102
If you find the right argument,
268
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,053
you can win any case. It doesn't
matter what the facts are.
269
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:25,658
The truth is beside the point.
270
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,996
But, in the meantime,
I'm still dealing with fish.
271
00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:32,843
That's true. OK.
But
272
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:37,019
I also know that you
happen to be a whiz at Sudoku.
273
00:14:37,725 --> 00:14:40,137
Remember? I had fight you
for it every Sunday morning.
274
00:14:40,286 --> 00:14:41,131
Yeah?
275
00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:44,324
What are you trying to do? Torture
me with the various leisure activities
276
00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:46,423
I no longer have time to enjoy?
277
00:14:46,646 --> 00:14:49,638
No, no. I'm trying to point out to you
278
00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:53,327
that these logic problems
are actually a lot like Sudoku.
279
00:14:53,516 --> 00:14:57,023
You line things up
and cancel them out until they fit.
280
00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:01,538
- That makes sense.
- Yeah.
281
00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:04,986
So let's try this again,
Sunday morning Sudoku-style.
282
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:06,190
Right on.
283
00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:09,397
Isn't this strange?
284
00:15:10,317 --> 00:15:13,671
I mean, us getting studying for the LSAT
together like we always planned?
285
00:15:14,052 --> 00:15:16,424
No. It doesn't feel strange to me.
286
00:15:17,119 --> 00:15:18,031
It feels...
287
00:15:19,112 --> 00:15:22,748
... great that we can be mature
enough to sit here together,
288
00:15:22,948 --> 00:15:24,904
studying, as friends.
289
00:15:25,797 --> 00:15:26,719
I love this.
290
00:15:28,749 --> 00:15:29,743
Me, too.
291
00:15:35,653 --> 00:15:38,390
So there I was,
all alone,
292
00:15:39,108 --> 00:15:41,502
hiking through the
Kanchanaburi province,
293
00:15:41,887 --> 00:15:44,282
when I came upon the most
pristine rainbow
294
00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:45,964
I've ever seen.
295
00:15:46,294 --> 00:15:49,367
Wait, is that how you got
inspired to write Wet Tuesday?
296
00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:51,921
That's my second favorite song of yours.
297
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,463
No. Actually the,
298
00:15:55,603 --> 00:15:57,874
the wetness
in the song
299
00:15:58,102 --> 00:16:00,271
refers to the tears that I shed
300
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,052
after a bad breakup.
301
00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:07,280
Must've been the worst breakup ever,
given the violent imagery in that song.
302
00:16:07,461 --> 00:16:10,566
"Singed flesh" and
"shattered bones." Yikes!
303
00:16:11,047 --> 00:16:12,405
Yeah. Exactly.
304
00:16:14,252 --> 00:16:16,563
Gee, you sure know a lot about my music.
305
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:18,938
I'm sorry. Am I
making you uncomfortable?
306
00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:20,840
I know how private you are. I'm just
307
00:16:21,124 --> 00:16:23,637
still so amazed you came out of hiding.
308
00:16:25,529 --> 00:16:26,887
I'll be right back.
309
00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:32,731
- Did you see that?
- She's way into me.
310
00:16:33,037 --> 00:16:33,950
Easy, Spitter.
311
00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:37,710
Chick bartenders tend to make all male
drinkers feel like that. They're like
312
00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:40,132
clothed strippers that way.
313
00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:42,698
Hey,
314
00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:45,832
would you, maybe,
be interested in going to this
315
00:16:45,952 --> 00:16:47,828
party thing with me this weekend?
316
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:49,275
Yeah.
317
00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:50,439
Great!
318
00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,485
Meet me here.
319
00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:57,167
Friday night,
7:00.
320
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,058
Excuse me, miss.
321
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,497
- Bye.
- All right.
322
00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:08,325
Looks like you had it all wrong.
323
00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:20,775
- Cough syrup and suntan lotion.
- Exactly.
324
00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:44,727
Sunday morning Sudoku.
325
00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:05,376
I was naive
326
00:18:05,537 --> 00:18:07,422
Not to let you go
When the time was right
327
00:18:08,516 --> 00:18:11,050
When the time was right
328
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,181
I was a fool.
329
00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:21,987
Casey's a genius, yay!
330
00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:25,758
OK. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
It's just a practice test.
331
00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:27,650
But you got a 155.
332
00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:30,138
- And that deserves another round.
- Exactly.
333
00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:31,618
I'll get this one.
334
00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:36,339
A pitcher, please,
and you can keep the tab open.
335
00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,202
Got it.
336
00:18:37,539 --> 00:18:39,140
I've always wanted to say that.
337
00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:42,511
Take it easy there, Spendy Gonz�lez.
I don't want my first court Case
338
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:45,588
- bailing you out of debtor's prison.
- I have it under control.
339
00:18:45,939 --> 00:18:48,260
Besides, every time I make a purchase,
I earn points.
340
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,630
Points for what?
341
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,811
I don't know.
But everyone loves points.
342
00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:56,262
I'll be right back. I'm
343
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,069
I'm gonna give my
study-buddy the good news.
344
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:06,718
I say they're back together
by spring break.
345
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,936
What do you think?
346
00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:10,164
I don't think she'd
take him back, do you?
347
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:13,082
Never thought she'd take him back after
he slept with Rebecca.
348
00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:15,797
And I never thought she'd
hook up with Cappie again. So
349
00:19:16,175 --> 00:19:17,391
who knows?
350
00:19:17,714 --> 00:19:20,672
But, think about it, this is how
they started out freshman year.
351
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,017
They were just friends.
352
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,640
Before you know it,
a friendly hug becomes
353
00:19:24,782 --> 00:19:27,798
a friendly kiss becomes
here we go again. So...
354
00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:31,961
it's not what I'd choose for her,
but if it makes her happy...
355
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,265
I guess I thought.
356
00:19:34,395 --> 00:19:37,719
She was so done with him,
nothing he did would make a difference.
357
00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:41,524
No, I outscored most of those
bleeding ulcers because of you.
358
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:44,588
- Thank you so much.
- You're the one that took the test.
359
00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:48,112
You're gonna make a great lawyer.
I, for one, can personally attest
360
00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:50,885
to your skills in the
argumentative arts.
361
00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:53,945
Seriously, I owe you one.
362
00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:55,571
Let's grab dinner, celebrate.
363
00:19:57,562 --> 00:20:00,404
- Yeah, sure, why not?
- All right.
364
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,125
But only if you let me treat.
365
00:20:24,072 --> 00:20:27,342
She's going for it. I tell
her I snowboard in the Swiss Alps.
366
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,768
So then she invites me to
this wild party this weekend.
367
00:20:31,018 --> 00:20:32,918
- Are you gonna go?
- Of course I'm gonna go.
368
00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:35,938
- I can't disappoint my biggest fan.
- That is awesome.
369
00:20:36,058 --> 00:20:38,865
I can't believe she bought you
as a 24-year-old musician.
370
00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:41,591
We have got to work
on our fake ID technique, OK?
371
00:20:41,712 --> 00:20:44,931
Aren't you supposed to be organizing
Beaver's adult video collection?
372
00:20:45,051 --> 00:20:48,098
Sorry, Cap. Rusty was just telling
us about the sweet party
373
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,713
- he's going to this weekend.
- Is that so?
374
00:21:00,108 --> 00:21:03,344
Spitty, you're not actually thinking
about going to that party?
375
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:05,302
Trish invited me.
I can't stand her up.
376
00:21:05,428 --> 00:21:07,550
No, Trish invited Chad Stewart.
377
00:21:07,673 --> 00:21:08,963
Not Rusty Cartwright.
378
00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:11,640
Playing Chad Stewart
over a round of Singapore Slings
379
00:21:11,768 --> 00:21:15,275
is one thing, but do you really think
you can pull it off for an entire night?
380
00:21:15,478 --> 00:21:17,749
Me thinks you're
in over your head, wee one.
381
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,492
You think I can't handle it?
382
00:21:20,158 --> 00:21:22,224
- Well... No, I...
- Hey. Come on.
383
00:21:23,607 --> 00:21:25,918
'Cause I think I can
handle myself just fine.
384
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,336
In fact,
385
00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:30,650
while you've been tied down
with one girl all semester,
386
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,717
I've been handling myself
with various ladies.
387
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:37,515
Handling yourself is perfectly normal
and we all do it, but it's not
388
00:21:37,642 --> 00:21:39,550
necessarily something
you wanna brag about.
389
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:42,247
Very funny.
What about Tina?
390
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,112
I forgot about Tina.
391
00:21:44,802 --> 00:21:46,667
Too bad she turned out to be so...
392
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,235
- crabby.
- Hey, I took care of it.
393
00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:55,772
I'm not trying to sound like a jerk. I
just don't want you to get carried away.
394
00:21:55,911 --> 00:21:58,110
Because when a man gets
too big for his britches,
395
00:21:58,282 --> 00:21:59,843
you know how he ends up, Rusty?
396
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,315
Naked.
397
00:22:02,647 --> 00:22:04,046
Think about that.
398
00:22:10,072 --> 00:22:11,429
I really wanted that wrap.
399
00:22:11,569 --> 00:22:13,882
It would've gone perfectly with
all of my new bathing suits.
400
00:22:14,121 --> 00:22:16,665
What kind of thrift store
doesn't take credit cards that way?
401
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,558
A thrift store that only takes cash.
402
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,195
And didn't you already
buy some sort of wrap?
403
00:22:22,438 --> 00:22:25,517
I can return that.
And this is vintage.
404
00:22:26,537 --> 00:22:29,314
Do I need to do a credit-card
intervention on you?
405
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,038
I need all this stuff for spring break.
406
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,034
When I get back, I'll get more allowance
407
00:22:34,163 --> 00:22:37,126
and I'll be able to pay it all off,
without a cent of interest.
408
00:22:37,249 --> 00:22:39,493
Do you see how carefully
I've thought this out?
409
00:22:39,613 --> 00:22:42,694
Yeah, but your careful thinking
seems to have found its limit.
410
00:22:44,534 --> 00:22:45,680
Unless...
411
00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:49,264
... I give up "careful" thinking
and go for more...
412
00:22:50,147 --> 00:22:51,910
- ..."outside the box" thinking.
413
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,222
You said you needed a new flash drive.
414
00:22:55,456 --> 00:22:57,059
They sell those at the campus store,
415
00:22:57,179 --> 00:22:59,660
which takes credit cards.
See where I'm going with this?
416
00:22:59,781 --> 00:23:02,758
Yeah, I give you the cash,
and you charge the flash.
417
00:23:02,878 --> 00:23:04,175
And we have a plan.
418
00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:08,946
Just this once.
419
00:23:09,251 --> 00:23:12,833
- Please, please, please.
- All right, all right.
420
00:23:14,562 --> 00:23:17,744
Why do I feel like Michael Jackson's
plastic surgeon?
421
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,606
What are those?
422
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,394
Books. You, of all people,
should recognize them.
423
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:33,029
So you were serious
about that law school thing?
424
00:23:33,549 --> 00:23:35,669
I thought you were trying
to get Mom off your back.
425
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:39,064
No, that was just a happy
byproduct. Rusty, hello.
426
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,284
Law school has been my plan
since freshman year.
427
00:23:41,406 --> 00:23:42,968
Really? What kind of law?
428
00:23:43,566 --> 00:23:47,079
I'll worry about that after
I get through my LSAT class.
429
00:23:47,221 --> 00:23:49,820
Which, by the way, I am kicking ass in.
430
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:52,226
I have to go meet Evan for dinner.
431
00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:54,169
You're meeting Evan for dinner?
432
00:23:56,548 --> 00:23:58,646
He's been helping me with
my LSAT class,
433
00:23:59,284 --> 00:24:01,910
that's all.
And we're going out to celebrate.
434
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:03,076
And...
435
00:24:03,953 --> 00:24:05,696
- And...
- Here we go again.
436
00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:08,856
Did anyone ever tell you you're
the world's biggest flip-flopper?
437
00:24:08,977 --> 00:24:11,181
I'm not flip-flopping.
Evan and I are friends.
438
00:24:11,308 --> 00:24:13,659
No, Evan isn't capable
of being a decent friend.
439
00:24:14,339 --> 00:24:16,386
There's always a catch with him.
440
00:24:17,195 --> 00:24:19,435
He's sneaky and manipulative,
441
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,201
and you cannot trust him.
442
00:24:21,737 --> 00:24:25,442
Case, he's gonna take you to
some swanky, romantic restaurant
443
00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:26,988
and try and lure you back.
444
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:30,530
It's like he's the Kanchanaburi pit vipe
of Thailand,
445
00:24:31,314 --> 00:24:33,807
and you're his juicy little field mouse.
446
00:24:35,325 --> 00:24:38,426
You haven't let Cappie
make you brownies, have you?
447
00:24:39,318 --> 00:24:41,649
And there's no way that's
what Evan's thinking.
448
00:24:43,271 --> 00:24:45,837
What's with the jacket?
You look like you're 12.
449
00:24:47,773 --> 00:24:50,421
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
450
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,022
See ya later, Rust.
451
00:24:53,706 --> 00:24:55,773
Don't be his field mouse, Casey.
452
00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:00,883
This is the kind of
place I was in the mood for.
453
00:25:01,003 --> 00:25:03,638
- I'm glad you suggested it.
- Me, too. Hey.
454
00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:07,765
I hope you're in the mood for this, too.
455
00:25:11,404 --> 00:25:14,303
You're not gonna give me a
mock-LSAT over dinner, are you?
456
00:25:16,263 --> 00:25:17,682
What's this for?
457
00:25:18,148 --> 00:25:19,040
Well,
458
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:23,311
it just so happens
that my dad's old buddy
459
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:25,566
is the dean of admissions at Harvard.
460
00:25:25,688 --> 00:25:28,386
And it just so happens
that this old buddy
461
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:31,609
is in Cyprus for some conference.
462
00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:33,866
That's a lot of just-so-happening.
463
00:25:33,988 --> 00:25:35,958
But the biggest happening of all,
464
00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:39,304
I got you a sit-down with him.
Sunday afternoon.
465
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,384
- Harvard Law School?
- Kind of a big one.
466
00:25:42,645 --> 00:25:43,923
Where you're going.
467
00:25:48,188 --> 00:25:49,466
Wait a minute, Case.
468
00:25:49,941 --> 00:25:51,203
Come on. You're not
469
00:25:51,324 --> 00:25:53,306
reading too much into this, are you?
470
00:25:54,051 --> 00:25:55,801
- It just seems...
- Listen.
471
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:58,478
Two of my Omega Chi brothers
are already meeting with him.
472
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,548
I thought...
I thought it'd be great if you did, too.
473
00:26:02,725 --> 00:26:04,069
You know? This isn't some
474
00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,866
elaborate ploy to get you back.
475
00:26:07,281 --> 00:26:09,571
- I know.
- 'Cause we're just friends.
476
00:26:10,244 --> 00:26:12,474
Amigos, right? That's it.
477
00:26:13,082 --> 00:26:15,955
But, listen, if that's
too weird for you, then...
478
00:26:16,178 --> 00:26:19,707
- No! It's not too weird for me.
- And it's not too weird for me.
479
00:26:20,945 --> 00:26:22,668
OK, so...
480
00:26:24,599 --> 00:26:26,362
I feel like a total Jackass.
481
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,299
Can we just order
and forget I said anything?
482
00:26:31,670 --> 00:26:33,951
- And thank you.
- And you're welcome.
483
00:26:44,908 --> 00:26:46,499
I love my new lip gloss.
484
00:26:46,803 --> 00:26:47,971
What do you think?
485
00:26:48,272 --> 00:26:49,427
I think...
486
00:26:49,653 --> 00:26:52,077
... that corporate litigation
sounds really boring.
487
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,339
Well, so do I.
488
00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:55,705
So stop reading that
and come to Dobler's with me.
489
00:26:55,835 --> 00:26:57,691
- I'm gonna open another tab.
- I can't.
490
00:26:57,853 --> 00:27:00,791
I'm meeting this Harvard guy tomorrow.
I need to find something
491
00:27:00,913 --> 00:27:04,561
to talk to him about, like
what kind of law I want to practice.
492
00:27:05,412 --> 00:27:06,648
There's...
493
00:27:06,931 --> 00:27:08,998
Quantitative corporate finance.
494
00:27:09,221 --> 00:27:11,360
That sounds worse than
corporate litigation.
495
00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,975
No, no, no. This actually
sounds kind of cool:
496
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,648
"Students learn to assess risk...
497
00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:21,334
"by using multi-factor
models and analyzing
498
00:27:21,476 --> 00:27:24,577
- "corporate structure."
- Whatever you say.
499
00:27:27,925 --> 00:27:29,445
What's up with your knee?
500
00:27:30,728 --> 00:27:31,559
What?
501
00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:33,987
You looked like you were
having a convulsion.
502
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,173
No, it didn't.
503
00:27:38,985 --> 00:27:40,073
Well, I'm off.
504
00:27:40,198 --> 00:27:42,380
When fun Casey returns,
505
00:27:42,684 --> 00:27:44,164
she knows where to find me.
506
00:27:47,636 --> 00:27:48,872
"Contracts..."
507
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,469
Hey, I don't look 12 in this, do I?
508
00:27:52,992 --> 00:27:53,632
No.
509
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:54,914
All right. Good.
510
00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:56,782
But it is kind of a feminine cut.
511
00:28:02,302 --> 00:28:05,505
Where are you going? Another one
of your debauched frat fetes?
512
00:28:05,635 --> 00:28:08,371
Actually, no.
This is a party for grown-ups.
513
00:28:08,601 --> 00:28:09,690
I'm listening.
514
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,598
It's just this girl I met.
515
00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:14,745
It's this party in town.
No one from school.
516
00:28:14,865 --> 00:28:15,892
Townie party?
517
00:28:16,117 --> 00:28:18,710
- I'm totally down.
- I didn't invite you, Dale.
518
00:28:19,377 --> 00:28:21,021
And why would you want to go anyway?
519
00:28:23,158 --> 00:28:25,318
I'm so weary of the juvenile drivel
520
00:28:25,449 --> 00:28:27,526
that passes for conversation
on this campus.
521
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,268
A little adult interaction
is exactly what I need right now.
522
00:28:31,801 --> 00:28:33,405
You know a lot about music, right?
523
00:28:33,584 --> 00:28:35,695
Are Norma Kettlewell's fresh-baked
blueberry muffins
524
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:37,457
the best smell in the world?
525
00:28:38,641 --> 00:28:39,678
The answer is yes.
526
00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:42,199
OK. Great.
Then you can come.
527
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,967
- 'Cause I might need your help.
- As always.
528
00:28:45,595 --> 00:28:46,629
All right.
529
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,031
There's a five-dollar minimum
for charges.
530
00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:00,866
Well, I'll just have
to get five dollars worth of gum.
531
00:29:12,341 --> 00:29:14,003
Sorry. Card's been declined.
532
00:29:15,139 --> 00:29:16,862
Come on. For five dollars?
533
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:18,467
- Are you sure?
- Yep.
534
00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:21,157
But I have a thousand dollar limit.
There's no way
535
00:29:21,284 --> 00:29:23,240
I could possibly have spent...
536
00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:34,347
you don't happen to take points, do you?
537
00:29:36,535 --> 00:29:38,437
Look at all these nice cars.
538
00:29:38,557 --> 00:29:41,193
- I hope we're not underdressed.
- You might be.
539
00:29:45,058 --> 00:29:46,622
- And you have to call me Chad.
540
00:29:46,808 --> 00:29:50,619
What? No, Rusty. I did not sign on
for anything like that.
541
00:29:51,028 --> 00:29:51,905
Hi.
542
00:29:52,121 --> 00:29:53,023
Hey, Trish.
543
00:29:53,143 --> 00:29:54,724
I told you you were underdressed.
544
00:29:54,866 --> 00:29:56,519
You look wonderful.
545
00:29:58,352 --> 00:29:59,832
This is my buddy, Dale.
546
00:29:59,952 --> 00:30:01,679
Yeah, hey. I...
547
00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:05,780
I just decided to accompany
my good buddy Rock and Roll Chad
548
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,070
to your little shindig tonight.
549
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:11,933
Chad, I'm so glad you came.
550
00:30:12,597 --> 00:30:14,868
But, listen,
please
551
00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:16,828
don't hate me. I wasn't
552
00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,320
totally honest with
you when I invited you here.
553
00:30:20,782 --> 00:30:23,336
Hey, I've always
said honesty is overrated.
554
00:30:24,685 --> 00:30:26,611
So, whatever it is, it's no big deal.
555
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,582
Two people joining under God.
Sweet.
556
00:30:45,773 --> 00:30:47,806
My sister Jill is getting married today,
557
00:30:47,988 --> 00:30:51,373
and she's an even bigger fan
of yours than I am, believe it or not.
558
00:30:51,524 --> 00:30:53,920
I'm sorry to ambush you like this. But
559
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,512
I knew you'd say no
if I asked in advance.
560
00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:00,259
But, well,
our dad died last year,
561
00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:04,352
and it was your music that got
Jill through that terrible time.
562
00:31:05,203 --> 00:31:08,243
And I promised her you'd do it.
I know that was stupid. I just thought.
563
00:31:08,979 --> 00:31:09,729
Well,
564
00:31:10,256 --> 00:31:13,184
since my dad couldn't be here
to walk Jill down the aisle,
565
00:31:14,096 --> 00:31:15,526
maybe Hunter's Heartcan.
566
00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:20,790
You want me to sing?
567
00:31:21,457 --> 00:31:23,687
Yeah. Go get 'em, Chad-o.
568
00:31:24,158 --> 00:31:25,820
Let's hear you rock that mic.
569
00:31:28,490 --> 00:31:31,876
Oh my god!
My sister's gonna be so excited!
570
00:31:55,657 --> 00:31:56,609
Sorry.
571
00:32:10,793 --> 00:32:12,436
Hunter's heart.
572
00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:16,270
You hide...
And I try to...
573
00:32:18,726 --> 00:32:20,517
Something... song.
574
00:32:31,894 --> 00:32:35,592
What's wrong? Is it stage fright?
I know it's been a long time.
575
00:32:35,744 --> 00:32:38,197
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
I'm not Chad Stewart.
576
00:32:39,765 --> 00:32:42,381
Just give us a second.
Everything's fine.
577
00:32:43,191 --> 00:32:45,886
- What are you talking about?
- My name is Rusty Cartwright.
578
00:32:46,272 --> 00:32:49,845
I'm 18 years old, I'm tone-deaf,
I don't snowboard,
579
00:32:50,214 --> 00:32:52,973
I used Chad Stewart's ID to buy alcohol.
580
00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:56,041
- That was a fake ID?
- I'm really sorry.
581
00:32:56,247 --> 00:32:57,976
I probably could've gotten you fired.
582
00:32:58,096 --> 00:33:00,225
Yeah, that's the least
of my problems right now.
583
00:33:00,394 --> 00:33:01,982
What's happening? What's going on?
584
00:33:02,144 --> 00:33:04,812
Maybe she came to her senses
and decided to call it off.
585
00:33:05,646 --> 00:33:08,525
She didn't want to marry him!
She shouldn't.
586
00:33:09,507 --> 00:33:11,656
Are you kidding me, Jill?
587
00:33:11,777 --> 00:33:12,913
You're flaking?
588
00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:14,368
That is it!
589
00:33:14,488 --> 00:33:18,048
I am SO sick of you
and your drama-queen games!
590
00:33:18,168 --> 00:33:19,911
You're calling me a drama queen?
591
00:33:20,048 --> 00:33:22,826
I have just one word for you, Pete:
Phoenix.
592
00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:25,047
You would bring that up!
593
00:33:25,526 --> 00:33:26,367
Let's go.
594
00:33:26,509 --> 00:33:29,718
I hope you've learned a
lesson about the wages of sin...
595
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,401
Shut up, Dale!
596
00:33:36,402 --> 00:33:39,427
Thanks for making it quick.
My friend's having a crisis.
597
00:33:40,323 --> 00:33:41,681
Here you go.
598
00:33:43,794 --> 00:33:46,307
I'm so pathetic. I can't
even pay for my own beer.
599
00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:49,302
So you overdid on
the whole consumerism thing.
600
00:33:49,453 --> 00:33:52,664
It happens.
This is America. Don't fret.
601
00:33:52,861 --> 00:33:54,679
I can't believe I bought all that stuff.
602
00:33:54,821 --> 00:33:57,325
I kept getting this crazed
feeling like if I didn't
603
00:33:57,467 --> 00:34:00,450
grab what I wanted right away,
that someone else would.
604
00:34:00,744 --> 00:34:02,142
I know what you mean.
605
00:34:03,869 --> 00:34:07,404
Hey, isn't that that Lambda Sig
who stood up Casey?
606
00:34:07,803 --> 00:34:09,586
What's his name, Shane?
607
00:34:10,763 --> 00:34:12,881
What a dirtbag.
Look at him over there,
608
00:34:13,022 --> 00:34:14,907
laughing all slimily.
609
00:34:15,419 --> 00:34:17,912
That whole thing was so weird.
610
00:34:18,176 --> 00:34:20,750
- Wasn't it? He seemed so into her.
- I know!
611
00:34:20,876 --> 00:34:22,195
I mean, if I were Casey,
612
00:34:22,315 --> 00:34:24,929
I'd be dying to know what made
him do that, wouldn't you?
613
00:34:25,051 --> 00:34:27,480
He shouldn't be allowed to get
away with dissing her like that.
614
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,348
- You're right.
- I'm sick of guys treating girls
615
00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:32,602
like crap and never
get called out on it.
616
00:34:32,723 --> 00:34:33,872
Me too.
617
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,495
I wish I could just go over there and
618
00:34:37,808 --> 00:34:39,551
tell him off right here and now.
619
00:34:39,696 --> 00:34:40,635
You should.
620
00:34:40,985 --> 00:34:43,071
- Really?
- Yeah. Do it!
621
00:34:53,314 --> 00:34:54,834
Hey,
you!
622
00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:57,591
Yes? Can I help you?
623
00:34:58,016 --> 00:34:59,212
You sure can.
624
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,759
You can start by explaing to me
who you think you are,
625
00:35:01,881 --> 00:35:03,563
blowing off Casey Cartwright?
626
00:35:06,385 --> 00:35:08,195
You seem a little drunk, so...
627
00:35:08,337 --> 00:35:10,729
Well, you seem
a little bit like a loser.
628
00:35:11,351 --> 00:35:14,048
Like one of those guys
who has to treat girls badly
629
00:35:14,168 --> 00:35:15,405
to feel like a real man.
630
00:35:15,526 --> 00:35:17,946
If you want to lecture someone
about treating girls badly,
631
00:35:18,068 --> 00:35:20,699
- talk to Evan, not my bro here.
- Steve!
632
00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:22,545
Stop trying to change the subject.
633
00:35:22,675 --> 00:35:25,087
Evan is a really good
friend of Casey's now.
634
00:35:27,749 --> 00:35:28,671
Look...
635
00:35:29,991 --> 00:35:31,755
Evan is no friend of Casey's.
636
00:35:33,856 --> 00:35:35,032
What do you mean?
637
00:35:43,411 --> 00:35:44,411
Hold on.
638
00:35:47,544 --> 00:35:48,983
Hold on five seconds.
639
00:35:51,088 --> 00:35:52,487
Casey. What's wrong?
640
00:35:53,411 --> 00:35:55,762
Did you pay Shane Mullen
to stay away from me?
641
00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:58,450
What are you talking about?
642
00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:01,326
I'm talking about you paying
someone a thousand dollars
643
00:36:01,468 --> 00:36:03,288
to stand me up and humiliate me.
644
00:36:03,416 --> 00:36:05,205
That is crazy. Who told you that?
645
00:36:05,325 --> 00:36:06,967
Shane told Ashleigh at Dobler's.
646
00:36:07,327 --> 00:36:08,752
And you believe him over me?
647
00:36:08,968 --> 00:36:11,537
- Why would he make that up?
- 'Cause he's a jerk.
648
00:36:11,658 --> 00:36:13,178
To excuse bad behavior.
649
00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,939
So you didn't pay him off?
650
00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:16,410
Look,
651
00:36:16,703 --> 00:36:19,439
you need to forget about him.
You've got an interview to prepare for.
652
00:36:19,621 --> 00:36:21,446
You're not denying it.
653
00:36:22,572 --> 00:36:25,369
Just give me a straight answer, Evan.
654
00:36:27,046 --> 00:36:27,736
Yes.
655
00:36:29,679 --> 00:36:30,895
Who does that?
656
00:36:31,253 --> 00:36:32,195
You dumped me.
657
00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:35,029
You don't want to be with me, but
you don't want anyone else to either?
658
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:37,731
- How could you be so spiteful?
- I didn't do it to be spiteful.
659
00:36:37,873 --> 00:36:39,863
- Then why?
- Because I love you.
660
00:36:50,202 --> 00:36:52,177
After everything we've been through?
661
00:36:52,339 --> 00:36:54,792
Did you really think this
is how you could win me back?
662
00:36:55,686 --> 00:36:57,207
Because that's not love.
663
00:36:57,753 --> 00:36:58,769
I was desperate.
664
00:36:58,889 --> 00:37:01,638
People who love each other
shouldn't manipulate each other.
665
00:37:02,650 --> 00:37:04,758
This needs to stop. The things
666
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,921
we keep doing to each other
need to stop.
667
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:12,372
- I just don't want you to hate me.
- I don't hate you.
668
00:37:15,298 --> 00:37:16,149
I feel...
669
00:37:17,395 --> 00:37:18,631
sad for you.
670
00:37:20,173 --> 00:37:21,734
And for me, because
671
00:37:23,133 --> 00:37:25,626
I really thought we were friends.
672
00:37:28,058 --> 00:37:29,058
And now...
673
00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:38,472
I think,
you should,
674
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,929
I don't know, take some time,
675
00:37:42,624 --> 00:37:45,299
- get your head together.
- My head is perfectly together.
676
00:37:45,509 --> 00:37:48,215
- I didn't mean...
- No, no, no. I got it.
677
00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:50,542
- You think I'm pathetic.
- Evan.
678
00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:52,480
I think we're done here.
679
00:38:06,405 --> 00:38:10,277
I hope I can work this out. I really
need to buy Casey a pick-me-up present.
680
00:38:12,987 --> 00:38:15,467
My God! I've been on hold for so long
681
00:38:15,589 --> 00:38:18,021
this techno version of to Joy
is starting to sound catchy.
682
00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:21,116
You could always
just return everything instead.
683
00:38:21,236 --> 00:38:24,276
I mean, Ashleigh. Do you
really need this tankini?
684
00:38:24,917 --> 00:38:26,051
First,
685
00:38:26,852 --> 00:38:30,440
I love that you know the term tankini.
And second, yes.
686
00:38:30,638 --> 00:38:31,414
Ashleigh.
687
00:38:31,534 --> 00:38:34,414
What? I'm gonna work out a payment plan,
and everything will be fine.
688
00:38:34,951 --> 00:38:36,586
Hello!
Yes!
689
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:37,648
So
690
00:38:37,768 --> 00:38:40,172
I spent a little more than I planned,
691
00:38:40,334 --> 00:38:42,981
and my card was declined, so I just...
692
00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:46,265
Really? You can?
693
00:38:47,406 --> 00:38:48,724
That's great!
694
00:38:50,048 --> 00:38:51,176
Thank you!
695
00:38:53,082 --> 00:38:54,163
That was quick.
696
00:38:54,325 --> 00:38:55,927
Did they you on a payment plan?
697
00:38:56,048 --> 00:38:58,217
Nope, they upped my credit limit.
698
00:39:08,439 --> 00:39:10,831
Hey, what are you doing?
699
00:39:11,211 --> 00:39:14,369
Learning how to take a pair of leather
jodhpurs from runway to reality.
700
00:39:17,128 --> 00:39:19,418
Don't you have that
Harvard meeting at noon?
701
00:39:19,897 --> 00:39:21,437
The meeting Evan set up?
702
00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:23,815
No thanks.
703
00:39:23,963 --> 00:39:25,873
I'd rather wear leather jodhpurs.
704
00:39:25,993 --> 00:39:28,952
Seriously, sweetie, you
cannot blow off that meeting.
705
00:39:29,186 --> 00:39:31,332
Sure, I can.
It's Evan-tainted now.
706
00:39:31,533 --> 00:39:33,447
Who cares about Evan's taint?
707
00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:36,997
Yes, he did something creepy,
and I totally support you
708
00:39:37,117 --> 00:39:39,816
wanting to stay miles away from him. But
709
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:43,467
this Harvard meeting
is about your life, not his.
710
00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:47,307
You seem to have a good
head on your shoulders.
711
00:39:47,456 --> 00:39:50,382
I'd say if your scores keep improving,
and you
712
00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:52,087
fill your resume out a bit,
713
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:53,873
you've got a good shot.
714
00:39:54,596 --> 00:39:57,048
So do you have any more
questions for me?
715
00:39:57,749 --> 00:39:59,147
No, I think that's it.
716
00:39:59,287 --> 00:40:00,775
You've been very helpful.
717
00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:02,884
I'm so glad we did this.
718
00:40:03,086 --> 00:40:05,336
All right.
Then I have a question for you.
719
00:40:06,815 --> 00:40:10,524
Let's assume you get in...
to Harvard, or someplace else.
720
00:40:11,313 --> 00:40:12,791
That's just the beginning.
721
00:40:13,439 --> 00:40:17,331
I want to know what it is about
the law that's exciting to you.
722
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,645
Why do you, Casey Cartwright,
723
00:40:20,212 --> 00:40:21,611
want to be a lawyer?
724
00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:36,828
Geez, Dale. It really weirds me out
when you do that.
725
00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:37,983
Sorry.
726
00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:39,064
Come in!
727
00:40:41,431 --> 00:40:43,735
- Hi, Dale.
- Hi, Chelsea.
728
00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:48,445
Sorry, it's Casey, right?
Chelsea was my ex-girlfriend.
729
00:40:49,257 --> 00:40:52,318
- That I had.
- Actually, I wanted a word with Rusty.
730
00:40:52,438 --> 00:40:55,275
Yeah. Sure.
You guys go ahead. I...
731
00:40:55,395 --> 00:40:58,019
I was actually gonna head out,
go to the gym for a little bit.
732
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,397
Been working out,
733
00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,610
you know,
just for me.
734
00:41:02,352 --> 00:41:03,265
You know,
735
00:41:04,419 --> 00:41:05,453
for summer.
736
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,024
Those space pajamas
don't look sweat-proof.
737
00:41:12,757 --> 00:41:14,075
So why are you here?
738
00:41:18,655 --> 00:41:21,189
No one else will understand this.
739
00:41:22,425 --> 00:41:24,053
You're the only person I could think of
740
00:41:24,175 --> 00:41:26,604
who's known what they want to do
with the rest of your life
741
00:41:26,724 --> 00:41:28,325
since they were in diapers.
742
00:41:28,525 --> 00:41:30,046
It was actually pre-school.
743
00:41:30,186 --> 00:41:33,637
We made these pinhole cameras,
checking out a solar eclipse,
744
00:41:34,203 --> 00:41:37,061
and I had this kind of "a-ha" moment.
745
00:41:37,878 --> 00:41:41,134
Which you probably had about
law school sometime, too, right?
746
00:41:41,276 --> 00:41:44,608
Except that it wasn't
my "a-ha" moment.
747
00:41:44,995 --> 00:41:46,589
It was Evan's.
748
00:41:47,951 --> 00:41:49,025
I don't get it.
749
00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:53,759
Being Miss "A-ha-Less,"
750
00:41:54,906 --> 00:41:57,055
it was easier to follow Evan's path.
751
00:41:57,197 --> 00:42:00,414
So easy that, after a while,
I forgot I was following anyone at all.
752
00:42:00,798 --> 00:42:02,460
Unfortunately, I didn't figure that out
753
00:42:02,581 --> 00:42:04,690
until the Harvard dean of admissions
asked me
754
00:42:04,962 --> 00:42:06,321
why I want to be a lawyer,
755
00:42:06,442 --> 00:42:08,054
and I had to say,
756
00:42:09,315 --> 00:42:11,241
"Because of my ex-boyfriend."
757
00:42:16,259 --> 00:42:17,738
Well, if there's
758
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,476
one thing that I've learned,
759
00:42:20,962 --> 00:42:22,158
it's that
760
00:42:22,371 --> 00:42:25,274
living someone else's life
is never a good idea.
761
00:42:29,168 --> 00:42:32,516
Everyone in that LSAT class knew exactly
762
00:42:32,742 --> 00:42:34,100
what they wanted,
763
00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:36,880
from where they would go
to law school
764
00:42:37,002 --> 00:42:39,042
to what kind of lawyer they would be.
765
00:42:39,563 --> 00:42:42,421
And it turns out, I know
exactly what I want, too.
766
00:42:43,652 --> 00:42:45,925
I know what kind of law
I want to practice.
767
00:42:47,095 --> 00:42:47,845
None.
768
00:42:49,481 --> 00:42:50,613
So what now?
769
00:42:55,422 --> 00:42:57,227
Now... we
770
00:42:57,551 --> 00:42:58,787
do not mope.
771
00:42:59,459 --> 00:43:01,426
We go back to ZBZ,
772
00:43:01,831 --> 00:43:05,325
make slice-and-bake cookies
and eat the whole pan.
773
00:43:05,973 --> 00:43:07,758
- Are you in?
- I'm in.
774
00:43:10,927 --> 00:43:12,406
Not that jacket.
775
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,135
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