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- Previously on Greek...
- Not exactly what I had in mind.
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I'm not interested
in being anyone's warm body.
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- Casey, we need to talk.
- About what?
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You still want to move back
the house?
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Then do it.
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You're officially off probation.
We're moving forward.
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Cappie didn't tell you?
He's dating Rebecca Logan.
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They're dating.
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- We could put a hit on her.
- She regenerates like the Terminator.
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I'll go tell her I'm an idiot.
I want her back.
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I finally realized
no matter what I say or do,
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I can't change the past
and I'm done trying.
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- Finally ready to move on.
- What if I was less of a jealous idiot?
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Then I'd think maybe
we could be friends.
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- Friends?
- Think about it.
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Ready to get your ass kicked?
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Ready to kick yours actually.
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Please. You dogs are all bark.
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- What did you call us?
- You heard me.
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Care to make things
a little more interesting?
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- Like a bet?
- Are you even allowed to?
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Isn't gambling a gateway
behavior back to bitchery?
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Well, you're the expert.
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- So what are your terms?
- Losers are on laundry duty for a week.
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What an amateur.
Losers are on bathroom duty...
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Fraternity bathroom duty.
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Sounds good.
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Losers clean
their winning team's bathrooms.
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We're on.
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I forgot how good you are
when you're bad.
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Don't be silly.
I've sworn off bad, remember?
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ZBZ fest is our annual philanthropy
event in which every fraternity
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at CRU competes for the ZBZ fest cup
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as well as the title
of big cat on campus,
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which was named after our famous
ZBZ mascot, PussyWillow the Cat.
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Aside from bragging rights,
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all of the money you raise through this
week's activities will go to charity.
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And as your coach, I will
be guiding you through each event,
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- which will test your...
- Talent, endurance, and athleticism.
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That one should be easy for you guys.
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As for the events, we have
the scratching post pole cross contest,
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the kitty kennel phone-a-thon,
the sitting kitty seesaw sit.
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And the crowning event of ZBZ fest,
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the Mr. Purr-fect pageant.
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And you guys know what that means.
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Pick the brother
who looks best in a speedo.
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Kidding.
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Well, thank God.
'Cause I'm a thong man.
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Where was I?
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All right, the Mr. Purr-fect event...
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Will be worth the most points.
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- Are you guys even listening to me?
- That's so cool.
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My mom taught me.
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Hey, Rebecca, do you have a rubber band?
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Cappie, they're not listening to me.
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Guys. Come on. Let's show the lady
some respect, please.
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Is there a problem, Rusty?
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Then why did you roll your eyes?
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It's like, the dust.
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If that's the case, then I suggest you
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and the pledges need
to keep the place cleaner.
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Now for our first practice,
I've scheduled four hours of cardio.
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Actually, I don't think
I'm gonna have enough time to compete
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in the ZBZ fest thing because
I'm a polymer science major.
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That's pretty time consuming.
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Participation is mandatory for pledges.
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She's right, Spitz.
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Besides, weren't you just bragging
to the guys that you're so far ahead
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in your classes that you're reading
Stephen Hawking for fun?
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That's right.
You said that.
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I remember,
'cause I told Wade you were such a tool.
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- I did say that.
- So what's the problem?
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There's no problem.
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No problem here.
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There's no problem.
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Season 1 - Episode 18
" Mr. Purr-fect "
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Please, can we...
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Fine. Do them girl style.
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But no more drinks-named-after-
body-parts nights during training!
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But the fuzzy navels were so... fuzzy.
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Let this sink in take a hit
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you'll be cleaning up our...
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Shape up or a total drinking ban.
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I mean, no wonder no one
wanted to coach you guys.
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And where is everyone else?
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Well, we're not that good
at getting places...
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On time.
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Well, someone in the house
needs to make sure you are.
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I need an assistant.
Someone responsible.
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- I know who'd be perfect.
- Who?
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Spitter, of course.
He's responsible.
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- Rusty's a polymer science major.
- I'm a...
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- It's a really time consuming major.
- Thank you.
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- Just trying to help you out.
- Obviously, you don't like each other.
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- Good. We're all on the same page.
- Not good. I'll pick someone else.
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- I want you two to like each other.
- Cap, it's not going to happen.
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He's Casey's brother.
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And he's the creepy perv
who keeps "accidentally"
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walking in on me during intimate
moments and then judging me.
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She shouldn't be doing such{\ judgment } provoking
things if she doesn't want to be judged.
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- See, the perfect impasse.
- The perfect opportunity
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for two of my favorite people
to learn to get along.
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You have a lot in common.
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You both like green peppers and...
wait...
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Olives on your pizza.
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I've seen you both trip on the step
of that history building.
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- This is a match made in heaven.
- Try hell.
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Look, you both...
You both think alike already.
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I love it.
Here. Embrace.
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Get back to work!
Beaver, who told you...
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You're all wet.
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Listen...
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we need to talk, right?
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I mean, about what happened.
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- I was drunk...
- You know me better than that, Evan.
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Yes, it was a drunken mistake.
And we'll never speak of it again.
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Good.
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Great.
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This may sound hard to believe
after everything that's happened,
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but I'd actually like
for us to be friends.
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And as your friend, I wouldn't let
one little kiss jeopardize...
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anything.
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Nice hustle.
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Now I get why you accidentally forgot
the downstairs dryer shrinks everything.
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I love new crushes.
New crushes are so fun.
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They're also scary.
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New crushes lead to new dates,
which lead to new relationships,
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- which led to new breakups, which...
- Just stop overthinking it.
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Just enjoy the totally hot guy
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who's totally staring at you right now.
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Maybe this is fun.
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I wish you were our coach.
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I know Frannie's supposedly nice now,
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but I still catch an underlying whiff
of evil every time she walks by.
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Well, she called you
guys first fair and square.
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And I am perfectly
happy as spirit chair.
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I am not shout-y enough for coaching.
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It's Michael! My french TA.
Didn't I tell you about him?
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He's gay.
Well, I think.
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- You guys would be so cute together.
- Why?
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Because we're the only
two gay guys that you know?
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You got it all wrong.
I only think that he's gay.
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I don't really know.
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But would a straight
guy go to axanadusing-along?
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I wouldn't date a guy that
went to axanadusing-along anyway.
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- So I think I'll pass.
- Michael!
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This is Calvin.
Remember, I was telling you about him?
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Calvin's been to France too.
Michael just got back from France.
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- So, how was France?
- It was nice.
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I went to some lectures.
I saw some art.
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- How was it when you went?
- I was nine.
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I had escargot and
then threw up in the elevator
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of the Eiffel Tower and started crying.
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Me too.
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You should get coffee,
talk more about France.
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Well, we are both gay.
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So you are gay.
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I knew it.
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So how about it?
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Sure. Why not?
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Can't move my arms.
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I can't lift beer.
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Yes, and does that include
the exfoliating... cuticle...
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Scrub...
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And paraffin... dip?
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Yes, I also need...
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wax.
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The non-eyebrow kind.
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Thank you. Bye.
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Ridiculous.
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How my scheduling Rebecca's grooming
appointments helps us win ZBZ fest?
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I don't know.
Wait. What did she say?
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She said she needed to focus
entirely on our training schedule.
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That's it. I'm gonna talk to Cappie.
Straighten this out.
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Don't you want me
to get her off our backs?
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I'm gonna tell Cappie
what a pain she's being.
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Dude, are you crazy?
You talk about breaking the guy code.
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What's that?
Bros before hos?
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Bros before hos is...
It's just a motto.
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All right,
the guy code is practically written law.
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Is it you have to protect your friends
from their evil girlfriends?
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It's that you have to accept
your bro's girlfriend
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even if you can't stand her
or know she's wrong for him.
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Guys who are whipped do not
tolerate criticism of their girls.
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Unless the girl in question
is putting your bro in mortal danger,
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you smile and schedule
her waxing appointments.
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That's it?
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And hope they break up soon.
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Will you pour this beer in my mouth?
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Too bad you're not our coach.
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You led us to a decisive victory
last year.
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That's true.
How's it looking this year?
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Well, I know about the bet.
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So don't try to get any
inside information from me.
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No, but seriously, though.
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It would be nice to have you
hanging around again.
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I figured it was time
to try something different.
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But it is...
weird not being around.
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So you said you'd like us
to try being friends.
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Well, I got to thinkin',
and I don't see why not.
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You know,
'cause we're over each other,
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obviously we're not angry
at each other any more.
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Seems like a perfect...
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Fancy meeting you here, coach.
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I'm so glad I ran into you.
I have this really great idea.
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Hang on. I can't divulge
this in front of the enemy.
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Sorry, you know I can't lose that bet.
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I'm glad we talked.
I'll see you later.
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Come on, Shane.
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I can't want to tell you
what I came up with.
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It's hot.
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Do you want me to blow on it
until it cools off?
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I'm saying that I wanted an iced latte.
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You didn't say iced.
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- I think I did.
- You didn't.
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I have a photographic
and highly detailed memory.
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Well, if you're so smart,
why couldn't you figure out
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that it's too hot out today for a latte?
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- Well, if you weren't such a...
- Yes?
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Dedicated coach, you would
have time to worry about lattes.
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But you don't.
So I'm gonna go get you another one.
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Good.
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Okay, everyone.
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This is the final heat
of the ZBZ fest scratching post.
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Once again, whoever makes it
across the pole first wins.
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Your arms and legs must
be touching the pole at all times.
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And as a reminder,
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lewd pole jokes were
maybe funny the first time,
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mildly amusing the second.
But by the sixth, it was just sad.
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On your marks,
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get set...
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Beaver, if you win this, I'll let you
make out with me for one minute!
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We did it.
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Don't worry.
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This is just one battle.
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The war is ours.
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Absolutely.
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Rebecca told me to tell you all
243
00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:57,729
that she can't even look at you
right now.
244
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:02,822
She said something about Beaver too,
but I'm not gonna repeat that here.
245
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,885
She went to type up
a new training schedule.
246
00:14:08,643 --> 00:14:11,393
We're all supposed
to think about our shame.
247
00:14:18,671 --> 00:14:20,734
That was her.
I have to go.
248
00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:29,031
She's taking this
a little too seriously, huh?
249
00:14:29,032 --> 00:14:30,934
Went a little too far.
Guys?
250
00:14:33,516 --> 00:14:36,837
- Don't worry about it.
- Yeah, it's cute when she does it.
251
00:14:37,285 --> 00:14:38,880
Yeah. Like like a kitten.
252
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:40,330
Seriously?
253
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,738
What could be better than a hot
chick orderin'around a bunch of guys?
254
00:14:43,969 --> 00:14:45,573
Even I think that's hot.
255
00:14:45,943 --> 00:14:48,255
Well, I guess she is kind of like a...
256
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,929
Sexy Bobby knight.
257
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:53,289
- Exactly.
- So we're all cool then?
258
00:14:54,113 --> 00:14:55,463
All right, well...
259
00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:57,242
Dobler's?
260
00:15:00,489 --> 00:15:03,226
You are the only other person
I know who doesn't like cheese.
261
00:15:03,227 --> 00:15:05,134
Everyone I know thinks it's weird.
262
00:15:05,756 --> 00:15:08,157
I'm not gonna judge
you on your cheese-lessness.
263
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,373
Speaking of judging,
did you watch ANTM Last night?
264
00:15:12,153 --> 00:15:13,903
America's next top model?
265
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,335
As in...
266
00:15:17,252 --> 00:15:19,857
I have two beautiful girls
standing before me.
267
00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:22,902
One of them wants this
more than anything in the world,
268
00:15:23,154 --> 00:15:24,804
but has no personality.
269
00:15:25,352 --> 00:15:27,782
The other one takes beautiful pictures,
270
00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:31,696
- but is plus-sized.
- Nice Tyra.
271
00:15:34,138 --> 00:15:35,488
It's been a while.
272
00:15:35,489 --> 00:15:37,875
I... haven't watched
since I started pledging.
273
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,588
Why not?
It's better than ever.
274
00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:43,987
- Really?
- Owens, nice work on the pole today.
275
00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:45,744
Work on the pole?
276
00:15:46,161 --> 00:15:49,638
- What have I missed?
- It's just a ZBZ fest thing.
277
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:54,216
- You catch Cavaliers game last night?
- Man, how sweet was that three-pointer?
278
00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:55,476
Lebron is the man.
279
00:15:57,203 --> 00:15:59,314
So, I'll catch you
guys back at the house.
280
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,188
I'm so sorry.
I should've introduced you.
281
00:16:07,189 --> 00:16:09,239
Hey, you're under no obligation.
282
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,695
So that's how you want it tonight?
283
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,873
Stay away from me.
284
00:16:24,582 --> 00:16:27,634
This usually works a lot better
when we're not far from each other.
285
00:16:27,776 --> 00:16:30,021
You're in training.
You need to save up some stamina.
286
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,059
So no sex.
287
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:33,473
I'll have you know,
I have a surplus of stamina.
288
00:16:34,356 --> 00:16:37,685
Okay, I think you're taking
this training thing a bit too far.
289
00:16:37,807 --> 00:16:39,659
I haven't heard any complaints.
290
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,328
They've all been really nice to me.
291
00:16:41,329 --> 00:16:43,612
I think they know
it's in the spirit of competion.
292
00:16:43,613 --> 00:16:46,736
And if they're not complaing, then as
their leader, you shouldn't be either.
293
00:16:48,063 --> 00:16:50,678
- True.
- So I was thinking...
294
00:16:50,805 --> 00:16:53,933
- We try some role playing.
- Now you're talkin'.
295
00:16:54,198 --> 00:16:56,248
Let me get the costumes.
What do you think?
296
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,772
Business woman or lost german tourist?
297
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:01,290
The kitty kennel event is tomorrow.
298
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:04,141
So how about you practice
asking for donations,
299
00:17:04,237 --> 00:17:06,589
I'll play reluctant donor
on the other end of the line.
300
00:17:12,142 --> 00:17:14,806
This isn't a 900 number
by any chance, is it?
301
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:22,954
Got a delivery.
302
00:17:25,451 --> 00:17:27,901
Hey, there's a sorority house next door.
303
00:17:28,477 --> 00:17:29,571
Calvin Owens?
304
00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:34,251
That's sweet...
305
00:17:34,281 --> 00:17:36,432
That a dude sent you flowers.
306
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:40,929
That looks like,
baby's breath over there.
307
00:17:41,049 --> 00:17:42,764
Definitely baby's breath.
308
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,145
I wonder why they call it that.
309
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:01,377
I haven't seen you this perky
since we tried those push-up bras.
310
00:18:01,378 --> 00:18:03,303
Well, it's fun being a coach.
311
00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:06,084
Especially coaching a bunch of guys
who are totally angst-free
312
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,065
and have no desire to discuss
the status of our relationship.
313
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:11,529
It's refreshing.
We should mix with those guys more.
314
00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:13,240
Guys or guy?
315
00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:17,200
'Cause I think you want
a one-on-one mixer with Shane.
316
00:18:18,246 --> 00:18:20,093
I ran into Evan the other day.
317
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,313
Not Evan.
Fun, new guy. Fun, new guy!
318
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:28,796
And seeing Evan only made me
realize how much I need a fun, new guy.
319
00:18:30,645 --> 00:18:33,926
But I do think Evan and I are
actually going to be able to be friends.
320
00:18:35,529 --> 00:18:37,179
So what's Shane's major?
321
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,951
That's the best part.
Who knows and who cares?
322
00:18:40,113 --> 00:18:43,708
All I know is I'm no longer
majoring in Cappie or Evan.
323
00:18:54,486 --> 00:18:56,772
Yeah. No, thank you very much, ma'am.
324
00:18:56,773 --> 00:18:59,123
That's a very, very generous donation.
325
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,915
Okay, I'm done.
326
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,355
Wow. $300 in 15 minutes?
327
00:19:07,153 --> 00:19:08,488
You work fast.
328
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:15,298
- Let me out, please.
- Someone is sensitive.
329
00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:17,430
Care to share?
330
00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:19,175
With you?
331
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,933
Let me guess.
It's a Casey issue?
332
00:19:24,353 --> 00:19:25,730
Let me guess again.
333
00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:28,356
I'm the last person
you want to talk to about Casey.
334
00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:30,155
I get it.
It's okay.
335
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,711
Good work today.
336
00:19:33,401 --> 00:19:35,200
Hey, Frannie, I'm sorry.
337
00:19:35,663 --> 00:19:38,157
Okay, it's not you.
I'm just...
338
00:19:40,516 --> 00:19:43,321
Casey wants us to be friends, right?
339
00:19:43,322 --> 00:19:45,623
I said I was onboard,
but I don't think I am at all.
340
00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:47,511
I don't know.
341
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:52,305
I don't know.
It feels like it might be too late now.
342
00:19:52,306 --> 00:19:56,156
So guess I just gotta accept
the fact that we weren't meant to be.
343
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:58,616
- I don't believe in that.
- Believe in...
344
00:19:58,736 --> 00:20:01,747
Meant to be.
Fate. Destiny.
345
00:20:02,323 --> 00:20:04,131
All that powerless crap.
346
00:20:04,351 --> 00:20:06,856
Evan, fate is for poor people.
347
00:20:06,902 --> 00:20:09,293
Otherwise we wouldn't
have a state lottery.
348
00:20:09,844 --> 00:20:12,114
You're more in control than you think.
349
00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:14,660
Or at least you could be.
350
00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:18,025
Give yourself a little more credit.
Start using what you've got.
351
00:20:18,145 --> 00:20:19,272
Because...
352
00:20:20,842 --> 00:20:22,676
You've got
a lot.
353
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,105
Hello. My name is Rusty Cartwright.
354
00:20:30,151 --> 00:20:32,602
And I am a student at
Cyprus-Rhodes University.
355
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,934
Today, in association with the Zeta...
356
00:20:36,317 --> 00:20:37,178
Hello?
357
00:20:38,174 --> 00:20:39,624
They hung up again.
358
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:40,768
Yeah,
359
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:44,052
well, I'd hang up on you too
the way you drone on.
360
00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:45,175
I'm not droning.
361
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,418
- You're dronin'.
- I'm reading what's on the script.
362
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,161
You need to loosen up your delivery.
Get off the page.
363
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,366
Think outside the box.
Relax.
364
00:20:52,774 --> 00:20:54,912
Relax. Relax. Relax!
365
00:20:55,332 --> 00:20:56,534
Give me your script.
366
00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:05,208
Stop staring and make a call.
367
00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:08,299
You've been in there for over
an hour and have only raised
368
00:21:08,816 --> 00:21:09,658
$2!
369
00:21:09,998 --> 00:21:11,943
Everyone else is done.
370
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:15,554
Hi.
371
00:21:17,424 --> 00:21:18,869
Hi, little girl.
372
00:21:20,422 --> 00:21:21,994
Is your mommy home?
373
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:23,463
No?
374
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,377
You're all by yourself?
375
00:21:26,346 --> 00:21:28,039
Because I need a special favor.
376
00:21:28,970 --> 00:21:29,907
Hang up.
377
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:30,958
Are you crying?
378
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:33,985
- Don't cry. No, that's. It's okay. No.
- Hang up. Hang up!
379
00:21:34,116 --> 00:21:35,071
Hang up!
380
00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:38,447
God, Rusty, you're trying to get them
to donate money, not get in your van!
381
00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:42,194
Did Casey ask you to throw
this so that I'd lose the bet?
382
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,200
You know what?
Forget it!
383
00:21:53,339 --> 00:21:54,499
Okay. You're done.
384
00:21:57,421 --> 00:21:59,733
I think I'm gonna stay
in here a few more minutes.
385
00:21:59,858 --> 00:22:01,602
Why? Do I scare you?
386
00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:04,839
Okay, Rebecca,
I don't think you realize
387
00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:08,005
- how harshly you come across.
- Spitter, no.
388
00:22:08,641 --> 00:22:11,241
And I don't think harshness
would be necessary if you could do
389
00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:12,509
just one thing right.
390
00:22:12,826 --> 00:22:15,273
I don't think I need lessons
in competence from someone who can't
391
00:22:15,393 --> 00:22:17,846
even get a boyfriend without
stealing one from my sister.
392
00:22:18,764 --> 00:22:20,804
Please give me dating advice, Mr. Jen K.
393
00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:23,720
Good luck!
394
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,440
Rusty!
395
00:22:26,837 --> 00:22:27,604
Hey, Cap.
396
00:22:27,735 --> 00:22:30,094
Hey, what's going on?
Rusty seemed upset.
397
00:22:30,367 --> 00:22:31,136
Did
398
00:22:31,431 --> 00:22:32,634
Rebecca do something?
399
00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,871
No. No.
It's not Rebecca.
400
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,801
Rusty's upset because of...
401
00:22:38,045 --> 00:22:39,045
Science.
402
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,389
- Science.
- Yeah.
403
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:45,441
He found out that the guy
that invented gravity just died.
404
00:22:45,658 --> 00:22:47,141
Isn't that sad?
405
00:22:48,415 --> 00:22:50,358
Beav, Isaac Newton
406
00:22:50,478 --> 00:22:51,855
has been dead for like
407
00:22:52,656 --> 00:22:53,993
300 years.
408
00:22:54,589 --> 00:22:55,454
Really?
409
00:22:57,411 --> 00:22:59,302
Guess Rusty's not
as smart as we thought.
410
00:23:12,177 --> 00:23:14,395
- Office hours are over, but...
- Flowers.
411
00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,264
You didn't like the arrangement?
412
00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:19,175
I didn't like you trying
to embarrass me to prove a point.
413
00:23:21,129 --> 00:23:22,795
I'm sorry.
All right?
414
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,423
I should've introduced
you to my brothers and I didn't.
415
00:23:25,589 --> 00:23:28,116
Calvin, I send flowers
to guys I like sometimes.
416
00:23:28,427 --> 00:23:30,104
I'm sorry it bothered your fraternity
417
00:23:30,224 --> 00:23:31,553
- brothers.
- It didn't.
418
00:23:31,771 --> 00:23:34,035
They were perfectly fine
with it because they're my friends.
419
00:23:34,073 --> 00:23:35,215
So what's the problem?
420
00:23:35,271 --> 00:23:37,643
The problem is they're
fraternity guys, okay?
421
00:23:37,737 --> 00:23:39,916
They're not supposed to
be nice about things like that.
422
00:23:40,048 --> 00:23:42,551
If I were any other guy,
they would have made fun of me.
423
00:23:42,701 --> 00:23:45,082
You know, and then they would've
made me clean the toilet
424
00:23:45,214 --> 00:23:48,311
with my toothbrush like any other
self-respecting fraternity guy would.
425
00:23:48,431 --> 00:23:51,624
Well, my bathroom's a mess.
You're welcome to it.
426
00:23:52,488 --> 00:23:54,685
Actually, my bathroom is pristine
427
00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:56,763
and filled with high
quality beauty products
428
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,856
just like any other
self-respecting gay guy's.
429
00:23:59,019 --> 00:24:00,966
Is that okay with you?
430
00:24:01,598 --> 00:24:03,733
Look,
can we both agree
431
00:24:03,853 --> 00:24:06,522
that before I sent you flowers,
432
00:24:07,256 --> 00:24:08,735
we kind of liked each other?
433
00:24:10,258 --> 00:24:11,120
Agreed.
434
00:24:11,313 --> 00:24:13,130
In that case,
I'm gonna be at the gay
435
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,011
and lesbian short film festival
tomorrow with some friends.
436
00:24:16,152 --> 00:24:17,962
I would love to see you there.
437
00:24:20,437 --> 00:24:24,219
So, Spitter, how many Pi Sigma Thetas
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
438
00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:26,577
I don't know, Cap.
439
00:24:26,871 --> 00:24:27,871
How many?
440
00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:31,644
Silly Spitter, those pretty boys
could never screw in a light bulb.
441
00:24:31,802 --> 00:24:34,545
Their hands are too slippery
from all the hair gel residue.
442
00:24:38,873 --> 00:24:41,547
What's my line?
Just tell me. What is it? I'll get it.
443
00:24:42,631 --> 00:24:44,821
Cap, you know you're my Mr. Perfect.
444
00:24:45,545 --> 00:24:46,481
Thanks, babe.
445
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:49,177
But you don't have a shot in hell
of winning the Mr. Purr-fect pageant.
446
00:24:49,308 --> 00:24:50,784
Not with Rusty in your routine.
447
00:24:51,327 --> 00:24:54,089
I have to take a walk
and think about a new approach.
448
00:24:54,263 --> 00:24:55,899
I suggest you two practice.
449
00:24:56,019 --> 00:24:57,758
No matter how futile it is.
450
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,254
I can't take this anymore.
451
00:25:03,498 --> 00:25:04,880
I have to tell you something.
452
00:25:06,862 --> 00:25:08,997
Do we need to take this upstairs?
453
00:25:09,162 --> 00:25:10,098
Right.
454
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,512
I know this is gonna be hard for
you to hear, but you have to hear it.
455
00:25:16,774 --> 00:25:19,132
Is it that my girlfriend's
driving you crazy?
456
00:25:20,677 --> 00:25:22,377
And that she's taking this competition
457
00:25:22,497 --> 00:25:24,522
way too seriously
and tormenting everyone?
458
00:25:24,538 --> 00:25:25,361
Exactly.
459
00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:28,673
And that she's emasculating
you beyond belief?
460
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,534
Yes.
Yes!
461
00:25:31,579 --> 00:25:32,650
Thank God.
462
00:25:34,293 --> 00:25:36,461
You guys kept saying
that you were fine with her, and I
463
00:25:36,495 --> 00:25:39,273
thought I was going crazy. Why
didn't you come to me about this sooner?
464
00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:40,760
Well, it was the.
465
00:25:40,891 --> 00:25:42,537
- The guy code.
- The g...
466
00:25:43,689 --> 00:25:44,700
Good lord.
467
00:25:46,551 --> 00:25:50,370
Do you know how many lives
have been lost to the guy code?
468
00:25:50,490 --> 00:25:52,337
How much manly dignity?
469
00:25:52,457 --> 00:25:55,090
That thing needs to be
overturned before it's too late.
470
00:25:55,274 --> 00:25:56,284
Yeah, well, you
471
00:25:56,404 --> 00:25:58,556
- Wade and Beaver kept telling me.
- Wade and B...
472
00:25:58,706 --> 00:26:01,762
Wade spent an entire semester
473
00:26:01,882 --> 00:26:03,963
with a very thin mustache
thanks to the guy code.
474
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:07,363
And Beaver, Beaver almost
became a Canadian citizen.
475
00:26:07,588 --> 00:26:10,726
It's a very dangerous,
antiquated statute, Spitter.
476
00:26:11,163 --> 00:26:13,092
Does this mean you're
gonna dump Rebecca?
477
00:26:13,226 --> 00:26:14,916
No. Of course not.
478
00:26:15,196 --> 00:26:16,713
It means we're gonna help her.
479
00:26:16,859 --> 00:26:17,948
She needs us.
480
00:26:18,357 --> 00:26:19,622
- Us?
- Yes, us.
481
00:26:19,769 --> 00:26:21,941
I can't do this alone.
Here's what I got in mind.
482
00:26:28,331 --> 00:26:30,109
So how long has it been?
483
00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:34,221
About...
four hours
484
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:35,162
and...
485
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:36,438
something.
486
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:39,257
Wow. That's $100 raised already.
487
00:26:39,508 --> 00:26:41,752
It's a good thing this is for charity.
488
00:26:41,872 --> 00:26:43,670
I'd have to charge
you for the butt chafing.
489
00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:46,142
I don't have anything
in here to help that.
490
00:26:46,629 --> 00:26:49,428
But I did bring lots of snacks.
491
00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,895
And...
492
00:26:52,636 --> 00:26:55,294
Because everything's
better set to music, right?
493
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,702
And some hot cocoa
to keep you warm.
494
00:27:00,914 --> 00:27:02,490
I'm suspicious.
495
00:27:03,082 --> 00:27:05,647
None of the other guys
got treats on their shifts.
496
00:27:06,714 --> 00:27:08,909
Are you favoring me inappropriately?
497
00:27:09,092 --> 00:27:11,272
- Of course not.
- Are you sure?
498
00:27:12,388 --> 00:27:14,896
My favoring you is totally appropriate.
499
00:27:21,679 --> 00:27:24,262
So, what's up with
you and Chambers anyway?
500
00:27:24,499 --> 00:27:27,843
- You guys still broken up, or...
- Evan and I are just friends.
501
00:27:29,679 --> 00:27:30,776
That's good to hear.
502
00:27:31,863 --> 00:27:35,134
It's good to hear that
you think that's good...
503
00:27:36,793 --> 00:27:37,793
To hear.
504
00:27:45,377 --> 00:27:47,661
I guess we'll have to take a rain check.
505
00:27:47,947 --> 00:27:48,715
Yeah.
506
00:27:50,147 --> 00:27:51,274
I guess so.
507
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:53,578
Which one?
508
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,477
Yeah. Cocoa.
509
00:27:56,913 --> 00:27:59,106
Thanks.
Thank you for the snacks.
510
00:28:00,497 --> 00:28:01,189
Bye.
511
00:28:02,173 --> 00:28:04,000
- Rain check.
- Rain check.
512
00:28:04,138 --> 00:28:05,467
Bring an umbrella.
513
00:28:12,455 --> 00:28:14,073
Hello, everyone.
514
00:28:14,215 --> 00:28:17,083
I'm Casey Cartwright, ZBZ President.
515
00:28:17,203 --> 00:28:20,273
And this is the Mr. Purr-fect pageant.
516
00:28:22,275 --> 00:28:25,560
Our top five qualifying teams
will compete in this,
517
00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:27,912
the final ZBZ fest event.
518
00:28:28,062 --> 00:28:31,444
As you can see from the scores,
tonight will decide the winner.
519
00:28:31,707 --> 00:28:34,422
I know I'm biased,
but I have to say I'm
520
00:28:34,555 --> 00:28:36,539
pretty confident in my team's chances.
521
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:44,176
Settle down.
522
00:28:44,296 --> 00:28:46,280
Although I do appreciate
all your team spirit,
523
00:28:46,318 --> 00:28:48,601
let's kick off the night
with the interview portion.
524
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,763
First up from this lovely
collection of gentlemen
525
00:28:51,883 --> 00:28:54,987
is Seth Lubinecki, mr. Psi Phi Pi.
526
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:59,706
Please tell me the person who
has influenced you the most and why?
527
00:29:04,603 --> 00:29:07,108
I admire Mr. Bill Gates
528
00:29:07,609 --> 00:29:09,021
for several reasons.
529
00:29:09,413 --> 00:29:12,165
The least of which
is his personal net worth.
530
00:29:17,137 --> 00:29:18,242
Hey, Ash.
531
00:29:18,775 --> 00:29:21,134
What are you doing here?
I thought you had a date with Michael.
532
00:29:21,265 --> 00:29:22,549
No. It wasn't a date.
533
00:29:22,669 --> 00:29:24,767
No. And I decided not to go.
534
00:29:25,295 --> 00:29:27,092
What? I thought you liked him.
535
00:29:28,321 --> 00:29:31,260
Ash, have you ever been to a gay movie?
536
00:29:31,466 --> 00:29:33,491
- Does The devil wears Prada count?
- No.
537
00:29:33,884 --> 00:29:37,210
No, I'm talking about an earnest
coming of age film where some young kid
538
00:29:37,330 --> 00:29:40,288
in Idaho cuts himself while
listening to erasure
539
00:29:40,417 --> 00:29:41,493
and then
540
00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:44,488
comes out to his preacher father who
beats him and locks him in a closet.
541
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:47,558
- That's depressing.
- Exactly.
542
00:29:47,842 --> 00:29:51,212
I mean, why does everything have
to be about being gay when you're gay?
543
00:29:51,349 --> 00:29:54,981
I'd rather just go see a homoerotic
action movie with the brothers.
544
00:29:56,366 --> 00:29:58,161
Calvin, you like Michael, right?
545
00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,474
I think so.
546
00:30:01,422 --> 00:30:04,466
That Mr. Gates is a dedicated
member of the boy scouts of America.
547
00:30:04,883 --> 00:30:06,287
As am I.
548
00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:10,462
Eagle scout with the silver palm.
549
00:30:11,653 --> 00:30:13,589
You know what, let's go together.
550
00:30:14,005 --> 00:30:15,615
It can't be more depressing than this.
551
00:30:15,853 --> 00:30:19,222
And I need to find a crowd that
appreciates my suede slouchy boots.
552
00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:37,615
That's my boy!
553
00:30:52,405 --> 00:30:53,827
Go, Evan!
554
00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:00,650
Knock 'em dead.
I know you will.
555
00:31:00,923 --> 00:31:01,878
Thanks.
556
00:31:04,642 --> 00:31:07,946
Hey. Sounded like the crowd
really liked you out there.
557
00:31:08,115 --> 00:31:09,743
Thank God.
That is a relief.
558
00:31:09,892 --> 00:31:11,908
Because, you know,
if law school doesn't pan out,
559
00:31:12,049 --> 00:31:14,852
I've always had this secret
desire to be a swimsuit model.
560
00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:16,138
I knew it.
561
00:31:16,258 --> 00:31:18,074
- It's so weird that I knew that.
- Really?
562
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,833
- You did know that.
- Totally did.
563
00:31:19,889 --> 00:31:22,098
There he is.
Mr. Purr-fect.
564
00:31:22,517 --> 00:31:23,517
Don't you think?
565
00:31:24,324 --> 00:31:25,464
You know what I think?
566
00:31:25,614 --> 00:31:27,568
I think I've got this one in the bag.
567
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:34,501
Come on.
Let's go make some magic.
568
00:31:43,647 --> 00:31:46,554
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
569
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,868
And a special thanks
to my lovely assistant.
570
00:31:48,999 --> 00:31:51,346
She's a rare beauty.Jeff.
571
00:32:03,544 --> 00:32:05,946
I can't believe you forgot
to bring timmy the snake.
572
00:32:06,073 --> 00:32:09,143
Wrapping him around Rusty's
neck was the highlight of the act.
573
00:32:09,562 --> 00:32:10,466
Don't worry.
574
00:32:10,592 --> 00:32:12,707
I've got something special up my sleeve.
575
00:32:13,216 --> 00:32:15,874
Well, you better if
you ever want me to...
576
00:32:17,494 --> 00:32:19,029
Ever
again.
577
00:32:20,134 --> 00:32:21,718
Don't you think that's a bit harsh?
578
00:32:21,949 --> 00:32:24,077
Don't worry.
Give me a kiss.
579
00:32:24,197 --> 00:32:27,269
I'm gonna go make you proud.
Rus, come on. Rus?
580
00:32:33,204 --> 00:32:34,323
And now
581
00:32:34,443 --> 00:32:37,521
a little something from Shakespeare's
lesser known works...
582
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:39,435
Troilus and Cressida.
583
00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,573
Thought you were small.
584
00:32:56,668 --> 00:32:57,754
Okay.
585
00:33:02,457 --> 00:33:05,508
Time hath, my Lord,
a wallet at his back
586
00:33:05,938 --> 00:33:07,678
wherein he puts alms...
587
00:33:09,543 --> 00:33:10,535
To oblivion.
588
00:33:11,192 --> 00:33:13,042
A great-sized monster of...
589
00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:17,551
Ingratitudes?
590
00:33:18,307 --> 00:33:21,003
Those scraps are of good deeds past,
591
00:33:21,298 --> 00:33:23,908
which are devoured
as fast as they are made...
592
00:33:24,047 --> 00:33:26,048
- You suck!
- Forgotten as soon as done.
593
00:33:26,168 --> 00:33:27,984
Perseverance, dear my Lord.
594
00:33:28,104 --> 00:33:29,104
Perseverance...
595
00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:32,017
Dear my Lord.
596
00:33:35,276 --> 00:33:36,568
What the hell was that?
597
00:33:36,605 --> 00:33:39,128
Shakespeare. He's one
of the greatest authors and writers.
598
00:33:39,153 --> 00:33:40,800
- Could Spitter. Spitter.
- Seriously?
599
00:33:40,856 --> 00:33:42,671
Can you please?
Thank you.
600
00:33:43,329 --> 00:33:45,809
Cappie, I know you did that on purpose.
601
00:33:45,930 --> 00:33:47,363
What are you doing?
602
00:33:50,441 --> 00:33:52,115
I'm saving our relationship.
603
00:33:52,434 --> 00:33:55,988
By making me lose a bet to your
ex and scrub hepatis-ridden toilets?
604
00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:57,239
Yes. Exactly.
605
00:33:57,433 --> 00:33:59,090
- Have you lost your mind?
- No.
606
00:33:59,525 --> 00:34:02,169
You did. I don't know if it was
competing with Casey or what,
607
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:04,809
but something made you
crazy this week with me,
608
00:34:04,969 --> 00:34:08,095
with Rusty, with all the brothers
who are my friends.
609
00:34:08,293 --> 00:34:10,424
And guy code version 2.0 requires me
610
00:34:10,477 --> 00:34:12,555
to respect my friends
when I'm in a relationship.
611
00:34:12,622 --> 00:34:14,251
You lost it.
612
00:34:14,577 --> 00:34:15,538
And for what?
613
00:34:15,589 --> 00:34:17,611
Bragging rights over who
looks better in a swimsuit?
614
00:34:17,648 --> 00:34:20,092
Since when did you care about
collegiate amateur pageantry?
615
00:34:20,203 --> 00:34:22,131
You're Rebecca freakin'Logan!
616
00:34:24,597 --> 00:34:26,413
- My God.
- Please don't hit me.
617
00:34:52,861 --> 00:34:53,628
Yeah.
618
00:34:54,263 --> 00:34:56,192
Look at him.
He's so cute.
619
00:34:56,337 --> 00:34:58,107
And he has amazing eyes.
620
00:35:01,605 --> 00:35:04,903
I guess I just wish this particular
gay guy were a little less...
621
00:35:05,378 --> 00:35:06,932
- gay.
- Why?
622
00:35:07,622 --> 00:35:10,074
Because you're worried about
what other people might think?
623
00:35:10,201 --> 00:35:11,380
Like your brothers?
624
00:35:11,874 --> 00:35:13,107
From what you said,
625
00:35:13,781 --> 00:35:15,479
the only thing they're guilty of
626
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:17,789
is being nice when you got some flowers.
627
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,897
So I guess the only problem here is me.
628
00:35:21,235 --> 00:35:23,298
- Breakthrough.
- And I should just...
629
00:35:23,684 --> 00:35:25,144
Just get out of my own way.
630
00:35:25,967 --> 00:35:26,697
Yes.
631
00:35:27,296 --> 00:35:28,064
And?
632
00:35:28,301 --> 00:35:30,061
And...
and...
633
00:35:30,793 --> 00:35:32,830
I should go watch
some earnest vignettes
634
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:35,082
with a guy with amazing eyes.
635
00:35:36,158 --> 00:35:37,337
It's a start.
636
00:35:46,450 --> 00:35:47,719
And now
637
00:35:47,985 --> 00:35:49,273
the results
638
00:35:49,393 --> 00:35:53,182
verified by the accounting firm of
Zeta Beta Zeta's own accounting major,
639
00:35:53,543 --> 00:35:54,441
Ivy.
640
00:35:58,220 --> 00:35:59,605
The winner is...
641
00:36:03,933 --> 00:36:05,093
Shane!
642
00:36:05,248 --> 00:36:08,112
Which means the Lambda Sigs
are the winners of ZBZ fest.
643
00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:23,021
Man.
644
00:36:24,145 --> 00:36:25,699
I couldn't have done it without you.
645
00:36:25,973 --> 00:36:28,668
Please, I think your fire
juggling sealed the deal.
646
00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:30,697
And you were my muse.
647
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,530
Are you saying I'm inflammatory?
648
00:36:33,681 --> 00:36:36,744
I'm saying I'd like to take
you out for a celebratory drink.
649
00:36:37,198 --> 00:36:38,134
You know,
650
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,137
elsewhere.
651
00:36:40,691 --> 00:36:41,856
I accept.
652
00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:46,360
Let me go gloat for a minute
and I'll see you outside.
653
00:36:46,485 --> 00:36:48,099
- Okay.
- Okay.
654
00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:50,998
Hey, Frannie.
655
00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:53,996
'Scuse me. Hey.
656
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,789
Congratulations, man.
657
00:36:56,405 --> 00:36:58,213
- Best man won.
- Yeah.
658
00:36:58,605 --> 00:37:00,234
Too bad there's no prize money.
659
00:37:02,013 --> 00:37:02,893
See ya.
660
00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:05,930
Shane.
661
00:37:06,385 --> 00:37:07,602
Hey, Shane.
662
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:08,836
Yeah.
663
00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:13,687
Were you serious about the prize money?
664
00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:15,741
Why?
665
00:37:16,422 --> 00:37:19,136
I'll pay you $500
to stay away from Casey.
666
00:37:21,009 --> 00:37:22,230
Whatever, dude.
667
00:37:22,696 --> 00:37:24,976
- I'll see you around.
- I'm serious.
668
00:37:26,608 --> 00:37:27,956
You mean, like a buy-off?
669
00:37:28,469 --> 00:37:30,109
You can call it what you want.
670
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,480
How about you get out of my face?
671
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,182
How about $1,000?
672
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,400
Hey!
673
00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:52,272
Finally.
674
00:37:52,702 --> 00:37:54,274
I was getting worried.
675
00:37:54,394 --> 00:37:55,394
Yeah.
676
00:37:55,765 --> 00:37:56,765
You know what...
677
00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,860
I don't think I'm up for it tonight.
678
00:38:02,646 --> 00:38:03,807
All right.
679
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,792
Another rain check?
680
00:38:05,963 --> 00:38:07,273
Hey, good job, Shane.
681
00:38:07,765 --> 00:38:08,944
I don't think so.
682
00:38:09,756 --> 00:38:11,309
See ya around, coach.
683
00:38:11,429 --> 00:38:12,429
Hold up, guys.
684
00:38:21,310 --> 00:38:22,676
So it's unanimous.
685
00:38:24,126 --> 00:38:27,346
The guy code has officially
been overturned.
686
00:38:29,861 --> 00:38:32,744
First order of business
in the post guy code era...
687
00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:34,887
Ferret,
688
00:38:35,192 --> 00:38:37,231
your girlfriend is clearly a prostitute.
689
00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:41,349
Second order of business
in the post guy code era...
690
00:38:54,086 --> 00:38:55,138
Hi, guys.
691
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,703
I'm sorry I tormented you.
692
00:38:58,092 --> 00:39:01,088
Despite the fact you lost,
I should've been nice to you.
693
00:39:01,498 --> 00:39:03,276
I hope these make up for it.
694
00:39:22,414 --> 00:39:24,080
I'm sorry for being mean to you.
695
00:39:24,287 --> 00:39:26,108
And for making you run all my errands.
696
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,740
And for calling you the first
mentally challenged engineering major.
697
00:39:30,052 --> 00:39:32,244
- Polymer science.
- Hence the apology.
698
00:39:32,364 --> 00:39:34,738
Look. She...
she even got you your own...
699
00:39:34,858 --> 00:39:37,027
Your own pizza with your
favorite toppings on it.
700
00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:39,103
- Peppers and olives.
- Okay. Okay.
701
00:39:39,698 --> 00:39:41,326
All right, I guess I can...
702
00:39:42,281 --> 00:39:45,445
Leave the past week
of verbal abuse behind me.
703
00:39:45,743 --> 00:39:47,203
And we can be...
704
00:39:47,889 --> 00:39:50,360
Acquaintances who tolerate each other.
705
00:39:51,402 --> 00:39:53,560
Acquaintances who tolerate each other.
706
00:39:57,570 --> 00:40:00,435
Actually, I like green peppers.
707
00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:02,542
Well, excuse me.
708
00:40:02,673 --> 00:40:04,632
Okay, so Rebecca.
I'll call you later.
709
00:40:04,758 --> 00:40:07,735
- I'm just trying to help out.
- Everybody say good-bye to Rebecca.
710
00:40:11,474 --> 00:40:13,290
What are you doing here?
711
00:40:14,611 --> 00:40:16,983
Let's just say I listened
to your advice.
712
00:40:17,103 --> 00:40:19,217
Decided to take a little
control of my life.
713
00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:22,035
Good for you.
714
00:40:22,281 --> 00:40:23,281
God.
715
00:40:24,028 --> 00:40:26,828
I can't believe you're actually
gonna clean the Lambda Sigs'bathroom.
716
00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:28,155
Well, I,
717
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:31,004
you know, I lost fair and square.
It's time for me to pay up.
718
00:40:31,610 --> 00:40:33,230
- Really?
- Of course not.
719
00:40:33,408 --> 00:40:34,393
Okay.
720
00:40:34,513 --> 00:40:36,853
Fraternity bathroom?
Are you freaking kidding me?
721
00:40:37,015 --> 00:40:40,225
Rebecca and I hired a maid
service and had them sent right over.
722
00:40:40,345 --> 00:40:43,302
This is just all so
it looks good for Casey.
723
00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:45,950
I don't leave anything to chance either.
724
00:40:47,492 --> 00:40:49,188
- Don't rat me out, okay?
- No.
725
00:40:49,308 --> 00:40:51,311
I'm off to the spa to get a massage.
726
00:40:51,804 --> 00:40:53,433
- Tootles.
- Bye.
727
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:57,944
Hey.
728
00:40:58,972 --> 00:40:59,725
Hey.
729
00:41:00,723 --> 00:41:02,887
So
I was in the neighborhood.
730
00:41:04,024 --> 00:41:05,237
Considering I
731
00:41:05,446 --> 00:41:07,244
live in the neighborhood.
732
00:41:08,538 --> 00:41:09,624
And...
733
00:41:09,852 --> 00:41:12,276
I just wanted to see if
you could maybe use a study break.
734
00:41:12,756 --> 00:41:15,199
You know, totally casual.
Two friends...
735
00:41:16,071 --> 00:41:17,269
Having coffee.
736
00:41:17,944 --> 00:41:21,838
That's so funny,
I was just thinking I need some coffee.
737
00:41:22,436 --> 00:41:23,436
I know you well.
738
00:41:24,124 --> 00:41:25,124
You do.
739
00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:30,613
Well.
740
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,093
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