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Previously on Greek...
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I'm Rebecca Logan.
Casey's my big sis in the sority.
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You're senator Logan's daughter!
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You didn't mention you knew her.
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Should've known my brother
would volunteer.
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- Way to take one for the team.
- Pledging's about sacrifice.
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- That is impressive.
- Thanks, big sis.
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But if you really want to win,
you have to be willing to play dirty.
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Right, Becs?
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- Who sent it?
- I bet it's from Rebecca.
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She didn't do this.
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- Someone else's holding the camera.
- Where's Rusty?
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- What's the big emergency?
- Lisa Lawson, Cap?
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She's even easier to get
into bed than you are.
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Really? Damn it, I'm losing my edge.
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Hey, Rusty. Remember me?
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Jen K. Crushed baskets. Yeah.
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Did you ever think that you
might have an unsecret admirer?
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Do you like me?
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Spitter, spitter, spitter!
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Calm down, Jamie Lee.
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- It's just me.
- I know.
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That nail polish is super scary.
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You serious?
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I have a crucial question to ask you.
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Do these need more rhinestones?
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Ash! They're puffy paint perfection.
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The pledges are gonna flip.
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I know, right?
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I don't get why you're going
through trouble.
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We didn't have a slumber party
when we were pledges.
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It's simple: Today's pledges
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are tomorrow's voters.
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Wow, you said obama was cute,
but this campaign event seems extreme.
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For Zeta Beta president, you dork.
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With Frannie and the rest of
the house away at the Indiana game,
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it's the perfect opportunity
for me to impress the girls.
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There are a ton of fun exercises in
my pledge educator handbook.
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After tonight, the girls will
be bonded to each other,
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to Zeta Beta, and, most of all, to me.
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- They must be so excited.
- Oh, that's the best part.
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I told them to pack
for a mystery location.
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I can't wait to surprise them.
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We missed an away game to
spend the night in the living room?
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Girls,
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tonight is about sisterhood.
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It's about all of us taking
the time to connect
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on a deeper level.
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By morning, we'll truly be sisters.
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Now,
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who's up for a trust fall?
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A thunderstorm watch is in effect...
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Okay, so...
I finished mopping the floors.
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Cleaned the bathrooms. Anything else?
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Yeah, just one more thing.
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It's time to repaint the kitchen.
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It's Friday night. Everyone
else is out of town at the game.
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Oh, poor pledge Owens.
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I drew the short stick
and got house duty too,
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but you don't see me getting all teary.
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Now, come on. If I'm here,
than my little bro is here.
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All right, where's the paint?
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I'm screwing with you!
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Come on.
Plant a cheek, let's hang out for a bit.
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Huh, well, actually...
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What?
You got some place you'd rather be?
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No. No.
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No, this is...
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Great.
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- Wanna watch TV?
- Love TV!
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Damn!
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- Looks like we got a mouse.
- That sucks.
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You know what sucks
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is you pledges still
don't know how to clean.
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Coming up next, Alien.
Hey, check it out, Alien.
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Why the long face?
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This party's got your
three favorite things:
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Beer, girls,
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and a severe weather warning.
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I'm in a funk, spitter.
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Come on! Look at all
the hot mommas here.
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I'm currently off the market
because I'm in a relationship.
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But if I didn't have a girlfriend,
I'd be all over this.
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Subtle.
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What about her?
We call her "saran wrap."
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Clingy.
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- She's pretty.
- Her perfume gives me hives.
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Cappie.
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What could be wrong with her?
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- Sleep apnea.
- You are in a funk.
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Yeah, I just feel like I'm watching
tv and all that's on is reruns.
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You know?
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Maybe I just need a
furlough from the females.
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I could spend some time indulging
my other interests like beer
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and "Days of Our Lives".
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And mentoring today's youth.
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Speaking of which,
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Tell me about this girlfriend of yours.
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Well,
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her name is Jen K.
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And she has these soft,
fluffy, pink lips
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that I could kiss forever.
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Hold that thought.
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My Harley popped a flat down the road.
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Can I come in?
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Dear God, yes.
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Transcript: swsub.com
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GREEK 106 "Friday Night Frights"
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Synchro: Flolo, Kasius
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Okay, everyone has a partner?
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Best Friday night ever, right?
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Way better than reruns
of "Ghost Whisperer".
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Can't believe we've been
pledge sisters for six weeks
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but we've barely even spoken.
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It boggles the mind.
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This about trusting that your
sisters will always be there for you.
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That they will catch you when you fall.
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And trusting that they won't be skanky
sluts who sleep with your boyfriend.
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So when you're ready
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fall back and feel the support
of the Zeta Beta sisterhood.
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- Oh, ouija board!
- Oh!
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Oh, my God! Are you okay?
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Mm, brain pain.
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- Who wants to go first?
- Oh, I do!
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We'll have plenty of time later
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once we get through my agenda
of team building activities.
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Casey, this corporate retreat
has been a non-stop fun fest.
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But what better way to learn
about the Zeta Beta legacy than
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by talking to some old, dead sisters?
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Yeah!
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That is, unless you're scared.
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Rebecca, you should know that I'm
not scared of things that are evil.
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Prove it.
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Fine,
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and then we can move on.
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Is anyone there?
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Looks like nobody's home.
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They must be at the football game.
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Look!
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A spirit moves among us.
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Please. Rebecca totally moved it.
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Spirit, tell us who you are.
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V...
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i...
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r...
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g...
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i...
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n...
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"Virgin."
I stand corrected. It's not Rebecca.
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Now back to bonding.
How about some pledge trivia?
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Or we could tell ghost stories.
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Yeah.
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Welcome to Kappa Tau.
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I'm Cappie, your humble servant.
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Cappie, huh?
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- Cute.
- So I've been told.
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And, uh, and... and you are?
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Destiny.
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Exotic, cosmic.
Me likey.
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These are other people.
May I take your jacket?
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Fine.
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- Destiny, you are...
- Thirsty.
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- Pour me a drink?
- What would you like?
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Something with a bite to it.
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I'll get you something
you can sink your teeth into.
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- So should we call someone?
- Why?
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To fix your bike.
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Oh, right.
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I'll let the storm blow over.
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Are you a student?
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You ask a lot of questions.
Do I need to have my lawyer present?
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Kidding.
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You learn to ask that in prison.
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Kidding.
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She's odd.
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Yeah.
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Oddly hot.
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Let me guess. It's from my brother.
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My, oh, my, isn't he Captain Romance.
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How's the head wound?
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I'm not showing any signs of concussion,
so I should be okay.
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- Are you pre-med?
- No,
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just clumsy.
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I see.
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So I guess this proves
Rebecca Logan can't be trusted.
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That was proven long ago.
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- Via text message.
- Exactly.
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Wait a second.
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How'd you know about that video?
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- I sent it to you.
- What?
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Rebecca and I were
in the same rush group.
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I had a front row seat that
night for her little indiscretion.
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I thought you deserved to know about it.
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- That video was really painful to watch.
- So I shouldn't have sent it.
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No. No, I'm glad you did.
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In a weird way,
it helped me process and purge.
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I can't believe you were
the cell phone Scorsese.
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Scorsese? You think?
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I thought the framing was a little off,
especially towards the end.
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I'm sorry.
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Sometimes I misinterpret snappy banter.
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Just know that I
was only trying to help.
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No matter what, there's always
one pledge who's on your side.
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- Thanks, Jen K.
- Oh, I didn't mean me.
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I was talking about Mandy.
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Funny.
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You're really funny.
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I can see why my brother's so into you.
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Legend has it
the ghost was a spirit
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of an old student
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who was the golden girl on campus.
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Class president,
prom queen, all that crap.
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But she'd suffered
a horrible humiliation.
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I heard it was some sort of sex scandal.
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Anyway, she became the laughing
stock of the entire school.
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And the humiliation... made her snap!
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She took a razor blade
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and slashed the throats of
the most popular girls at school.
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Then she arranged the bodies
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in an elaborate fake slumber party.
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And that's how they found her.
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Covered in blood,
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pretending she had friends.
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Dobler's is closed!
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Can you freakin' believe it?
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- Perhaps because of the tornado watch?
- So?
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It's Karaoke Friday.
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Their loss. I was gonna do
my reggae version of "Lady Marmalade."
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Ash,
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Rebecca is totally
hijacking my slumber party.
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She's in there telling ghost stories.
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Help me get control back.
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No problem. Let me handle this.
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Everyone listen up.
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Did you know that a Z. B.Z.
died in this house?
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Ash.
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Her name was Virginia.
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I bet that was what the
ouija board was spelling.
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Yeah.
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See? Told ya.
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Ah, man!
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She was just about to
blow it out the airlock!
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- Thanks.
- What?
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- Now I know how it ends.
- I'm sorry.
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Gotcha.
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Who's easy now?
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I've seen that movie, like, 87 times.
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Cell phones are out too.
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What can two guys do alone in the dark?
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How about we catch that mouse?
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- Great idea.
- Yeah.
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Did you arrange this lighting?
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Well, I do look best in candlelight.
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And how do I look?
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You look...
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familiar.
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Let me guess.
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You've seen me in your dreams.
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Come on, Cappie.
Is that the best you've got?
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00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:54,529
I love your smile. I just want to
261
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,023
put it in my pocket.
262
00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:58,303
I love your eyes.
263
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,816
I wanna gouge them out
and wear them on a chain around my neck.
264
00:15:07,371 --> 00:15:09,767
You're a little bit twisted.
265
00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:11,869
Refreshing.
266
00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:16,081
Cap, can I borrow a candle?
I'm gonna look for some flashlights.
267
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,019
...knocked out power
lines throughout the area.
268
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:41,111
Everyone is advised to stay inside.
269
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,699
She came here on purpose.
270
00:16:16,956 --> 00:16:21,048
Hold the hysteria, everyone.
It's just a storm.
271
00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:24,216
- Or is it Virginia?
- There is no Virginia.
272
00:16:24,561 --> 00:16:26,580
- Right, Ash?
- Then...
273
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,105
why did they make this?
274
00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:33,190
What is that doing there?
275
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,042
Frannie hung it there. She said
it was too depressing for daily viewing.
276
00:16:37,149 --> 00:16:39,238
I wonder how she died.
277
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:41,222
She was probably murdered...
278
00:16:41,322 --> 00:16:43,134
by a serial killer...
279
00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:45,396
who ate her.
280
00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:49,538
Please...
I'm sure she died of something boring,
281
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,908
like cancer.
282
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,136
And, ash, we don't know
that she died in the house.
283
00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:54,727
If only we could Google her.
284
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,903
Ah, but we can't.
285
00:16:56,997 --> 00:16:58,469
Moving on. How about
286
00:16:58,576 --> 00:17:01,706
we all gather 'round
for a sharing circle?
287
00:17:02,107 --> 00:17:05,677
- We could use these!
- Oh, right... books...
288
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,474
Duh.
289
00:17:10,816 --> 00:17:12,666
Light, spitter.
290
00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:15,051
- Spitter, cut it out.
- Sorry.
291
00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:17,528
- Wade, have you seen Cappie?
- No.
292
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:20,590
That girl Cappie's
with has been lying to us.
293
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:22,925
She said she came across
this house by accident,
294
00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:25,300
but I found our address in her purse.
295
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:28,813
What should we do? Wade, you there?
296
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,347
Okay, Alien versus Aliens. Discuss.
297
00:17:43,455 --> 00:17:45,653
What's there to discuss? Alien.
298
00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:49,534
Sigourney Weaver. Uh, Ridley Scott.
It's in a different league.
299
00:17:49,658 --> 00:17:52,992
Yeah, I don't know, though. I don't
know. I mean, Aliens had James Cameron.
300
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,762
And Paul Reiser.
301
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:57,975
Paul Reiser? You call that an argument?
302
00:17:58,097 --> 00:18:00,531
No, Alien is a classic.
303
00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,615
Like Jaws.
304
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:06,398
Uh, please don't... don't bring up Jaws.
305
00:18:07,078 --> 00:18:08,936
My sister died in a shark attack.
306
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,384
Yeah, right.
307
00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:13,460
No, it's true. It was two summers ago.
308
00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,072
We were taking surfing
lessons in Hawaii.
309
00:18:16,174 --> 00:18:18,801
She'd just caught her first wave.
310
00:18:19,202 --> 00:18:22,044
I'll never forget the smile on her face.
311
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:25,581
Then all of a sudden,
out of nowhere, a fin appeared.
312
00:18:25,696 --> 00:18:27,396
Oh, my God.
313
00:18:27,764 --> 00:18:29,308
Yeah.
314
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,527
We screamed for her to paddle, but
315
00:18:31,639 --> 00:18:33,506
it was too late.
316
00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:36,490
The shark attacked.
317
00:18:37,814 --> 00:18:39,812
She screamed.
318
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:43,708
I can't believe you're
buying this, Calvin.
319
00:18:43,841 --> 00:18:45,868
Oh, you jackass!
320
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,594
No, no... I don't even have a sister.
Only brothers,
321
00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:51,122
and an addiction to horror movies.
322
00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:52,615
- Oh, same here.
- Really?
323
00:18:52,747 --> 00:18:55,787
Oh, yeah. When I was a kid,
my parents would only let me watch PBS.
324
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:56,920
Yeah.
325
00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:59,199
And then late at night,
I would sneak downstairs
326
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:01,126
and stay up all night
watching horror movies.
327
00:19:01,117 --> 00:19:04,403
Yeah, watching two inches away from
the screen, keep the volume really low.
328
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,583
- Totally, which made it even scarier.
- I know!
329
00:19:06,743 --> 00:19:09,210
Plus in those 1980s slasher movies,
330
00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:11,221
there's always a hot girl
flashing her boobs.
331
00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:13,538
Yeah.
332
00:19:15,356 --> 00:19:16,592
You hear that?
333
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,003
- Evan.
- What?
334
00:19:19,106 --> 00:19:21,659
It's right behind you.
335
00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:33,868
- Yeah, you'll pay for that, Owens.
- That's for your dead sister.
336
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,948
- Ahh!
- What?
337
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,986
I think I'm gonna need a bigger spatula.
338
00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:55,379
Cappie?
339
00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:02,153
Manly scream you got there.
340
00:20:03,658 --> 00:20:05,410
Yeah, well...
you surprised me.
341
00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:08,741
- Have you seen Cappie?
- I'm not his mother.
342
00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:10,400
- The bathroom this way?
- Yeah.
343
00:20:11,114 --> 00:20:12,114
Destiny, wait.
344
00:20:14,658 --> 00:20:15,658
Why are you here?
345
00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:17,597
Someone needs to work
on their listening.
346
00:20:17,712 --> 00:20:18,712
I told you.
347
00:20:18,904 --> 00:20:20,134
My bike broke down.
348
00:20:20,589 --> 00:20:21,789
How do you explain this?
349
00:20:22,903 --> 00:20:24,777
- Where did you get that?
- Never mind that.
350
00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:25,893
I'm on to you.
351
00:20:32,363 --> 00:20:33,363
Nice one, Spitter.
352
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,114
Who are you?
353
00:20:40,679 --> 00:20:41,797
Sydney Bristow?
354
00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:45,991
Okay, listen...
I came here to see Cappie.
355
00:20:46,065 --> 00:20:47,090
You know him?
356
00:20:50,053 --> 00:20:52,782
We went to camp Kitchi-Wa-Wa
together ten years ago.
357
00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:54,869
Why didn't you just say so?
358
00:20:57,831 --> 00:20:59,313
God, this is so embarrassing.
359
00:21:02,268 --> 00:21:03,852
My real name isn't Destiny.
360
00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:04,956
It's Patty.
361
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,247
Back in camp, I was the fat girl.
362
00:21:08,675 --> 00:21:09,924
Total outcast.
363
00:21:10,315 --> 00:21:12,461
Cappie was the only thing
that made it worthwhile.
364
00:21:13,187 --> 00:21:14,883
I has such a crush on him.
365
00:21:15,703 --> 00:21:17,448
But he was part of the cool crowd.
366
00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:22,096
So I promised myself that one day
I'd make him notice me.
367
00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:23,619
You chose tonight?
368
00:21:23,753 --> 00:21:25,355
Well, I drove up from West Virginia.
369
00:21:25,374 --> 00:21:27,745
Just my luck
there's a freakin' hurricane outside.
370
00:21:28,844 --> 00:21:30,112
Let's get Cappie and tell him.
371
00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:31,558
No!
372
00:21:33,182 --> 00:21:34,710
No, this is our little secret.
373
00:21:34,822 --> 00:21:36,913
If you tell Cappie,
it'll ruin our moment.
374
00:21:38,426 --> 00:21:40,438
He deserves to know who you really are.
375
00:21:40,606 --> 00:21:42,208
This is who I really am.
376
00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:44,705
Are you the same person
you were back then?
377
00:21:47,249 --> 00:21:48,249
No, I'm not.
378
00:21:48,627 --> 00:21:50,845
See?
I swear I'll tell him eventually.
379
00:21:50,938 --> 00:21:51,738
Cool?
380
00:21:53,368 --> 00:21:56,333
Fine. Could you please release
your kung fu grip?
381
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:57,744
This is me being gentle.
382
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,619
If I wanted to,
I could snap it like a twig.
383
00:22:01,314 --> 00:22:02,859
I'm real glad we had this chat.
384
00:22:06,606 --> 00:22:07,606
I found her!
385
00:22:07,836 --> 00:22:09,474
Oh, my God.
She's wearing the "rachel."
386
00:22:09,604 --> 00:22:11,356
Hello!
Hair cliché!
387
00:22:11,932 --> 00:22:13,981
It says here
that she was pledge educator.
388
00:22:14,118 --> 00:22:15,168
Just like you, Casey.
389
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:16,420
Really?
390
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,598
I wonder if she planned a slumber party.
391
00:22:19,064 --> 00:22:20,443
In fact, she ran for president.
392
00:22:20,927 --> 00:22:23,682
But according to these minutes,
she lost by one vote...
393
00:22:24,332 --> 00:22:25,916
to Trudy Henderson.
394
00:22:26,754 --> 00:22:27,758
Oh, my gosh.
395
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,064
What?
396
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,953
The election was the day she died.
397
00:22:32,838 --> 00:22:35,651
You guys,
I found out how Virginia croaked.
398
00:22:36,132 --> 00:22:38,194
She hung herself from the chandelier.
399
00:22:41,757 --> 00:22:44,435
She must've been really depressed
about losing the election.
400
00:22:44,547 --> 00:22:45,572
How sad.
401
00:22:45,777 --> 00:22:46,818
Sad?
402
00:22:46,988 --> 00:22:48,006
It's pathetic.
403
00:22:48,069 --> 00:22:50,931
Who makes that big of a deal
about a stupid sorority election?
404
00:23:13,919 --> 00:23:16,469
You are hypnotizing me with those hips,
aren't you?
405
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,773
Go ahead.
406
00:23:21,562 --> 00:23:23,052
Try and pinch an inch.
407
00:23:23,984 --> 00:23:25,170
You can't, can you?
408
00:23:25,915 --> 00:23:26,958
You're perfect.
409
00:23:29,045 --> 00:23:30,946
I'm perfect for you.
410
00:23:32,706 --> 00:23:33,806
I couldn't agree more.
411
00:23:35,352 --> 00:23:37,085
Cappie, you gotta come quick.
412
00:23:38,464 --> 00:23:39,516
What is it, Lassie?
413
00:23:39,593 --> 00:23:40,786
Is the barn burning down?
414
00:23:41,084 --> 00:23:43,525
Yeah, can't you see we're kind of busy?
415
00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:45,835
It's Beaver.
He's drunk.
416
00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:48,573
And he's peeing in your closet.
417
00:23:49,822 --> 00:23:51,126
Not again.
418
00:23:52,143 --> 00:23:54,265
All right, stay here.
I'll be right back.
419
00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:07,203
Well, they're urine-free.
420
00:24:07,323 --> 00:24:08,739
You must've given him stage fright.
421
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:10,100
Cap, we don't have much time.
422
00:24:10,137 --> 00:24:11,744
That's why we should live in the moment.
423
00:24:11,889 --> 00:24:13,746
No, I mean until Destiny finds us.
424
00:24:14,138 --> 00:24:15,442
She's not who you think she is.
425
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,101
- She's not a hot girl?
- No, she is...
426
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,742
Then she's exactly who I think she is.
427
00:24:20,637 --> 00:24:21,641
But you know her!
428
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,525
She went to camp with you.
429
00:24:24,215 --> 00:24:25,015
What?
430
00:24:25,703 --> 00:24:29,153
Listen, I might die for telling you
this, but her name isn't Destiny.
431
00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:32,364
- It's Patty.
- Patty... from camp.
432
00:24:35,828 --> 00:24:38,530
The only patty
there was Patty the Fatty.
433
00:24:42,389 --> 00:24:44,533
Oh, my God...
she's Patty the Fatty.
434
00:24:47,141 --> 00:24:50,319
What are the odds that she'd get
a flat tire outside of our house?
435
00:24:51,679 --> 00:24:54,120
Oh, my God.
She came to see me.
436
00:24:55,489 --> 00:24:57,185
She's always had a crush on you.
437
00:24:57,390 --> 00:24:59,644
She spent the past ten years
getting in shape
438
00:24:59,793 --> 00:25:01,899
so you two could have a second chance.
439
00:25:02,514 --> 00:25:03,703
That is really...
440
00:25:03,889 --> 00:25:05,287
- Insane? What?
- Hot!
441
00:25:05,306 --> 00:25:07,989
A fat girl turned into a hot chick
for me?
442
00:25:09,846 --> 00:25:11,597
It's like a Reese Witherspoon movie.
443
00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:14,340
She went through all that trouble
just to get into shape.
444
00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:16,826
The least I can do is reward her
for her effort, right?
445
00:25:17,274 --> 00:25:18,571
But she sounds crazy.
446
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,639
Crazy like a fox.
447
00:25:20,788 --> 00:25:24,235
A super fox in leather, to be specific.
I'm flattered.
448
00:25:24,869 --> 00:25:26,583
You need to relax.
449
00:25:26,784 --> 00:25:28,029
Listen, no... Cap.
450
00:25:28,951 --> 00:25:30,296
I think she's dangerous.
451
00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:32,286
She's really strong.
452
00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:33,851
She's got these crazy eyes.
453
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,769
You're really mowing
that grassy knoll, huh?
454
00:25:38,219 --> 00:25:39,919
I think I can handle her, Spitter.
455
00:25:47,772 --> 00:25:48,906
Breathe, girls.
456
00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:50,791
In through the nose,
457
00:25:51,257 --> 00:25:52,412
out through the mouth.
458
00:25:53,046 --> 00:25:54,984
This is all because of the storm.
459
00:25:55,105 --> 00:25:57,565
The storm entered the house
and knocked down the chandelier?
460
00:25:58,715 --> 00:26:00,839
The chandelier is older than Madonna.
461
00:26:00,969 --> 00:26:03,858
We've been trying to get an electrician
in here for weeks to secure it.
462
00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:07,356
The wind made the house vibrate
which was enough to make it fall.
463
00:26:07,673 --> 00:26:10,282
But Casey, I saw the electrician
in here last week.
464
00:26:10,431 --> 00:26:13,033
- That's not possible.
- This has got to be Virginia.
465
00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:15,371
She is one pissed poltergeist.
466
00:26:20,530 --> 00:26:21,731
You're freaking the girls out.
467
00:26:21,722 --> 00:26:22,922
Good, then it's working.
468
00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:24,794
- What the hell is your problem?
- Listen,
469
00:26:24,838 --> 00:26:27,106
these girls might buy
your slumber party bonding crap,
470
00:26:27,201 --> 00:26:28,281
but I see right through it.
471
00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:29,604
You just want their votes.
472
00:26:29,716 --> 00:26:31,722
- That's not true.
- It's good politics.
473
00:26:31,783 --> 00:26:32,933
I'm actually impressed.
474
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,860
- Then why are you sabotaging it?
- Well...
475
00:26:34,956 --> 00:26:37,563
first, there's the whole arch
nemesis thing. But also,
476
00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:39,446
I feel my pledge sisters deserve to see
477
00:26:39,483 --> 00:26:41,402
how their future leader reacts
in a crisis.
478
00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:43,381
Wait, everyone shut up.
479
00:26:43,607 --> 00:26:44,763
I know how to fix this.
480
00:26:45,974 --> 00:26:48,526
We need to have a seance.
481
00:26:49,980 --> 00:26:51,188
Great idea!
482
00:27:01,841 --> 00:27:02,841
See anything?
483
00:27:03,798 --> 00:27:04,798
Not yet.
484
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,620
It's too fat to have gone far.
485
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:14,420
3:00.
486
00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:23,541
All right, begin Operation Rodent
round up.
487
00:27:28,719 --> 00:27:31,512
Dinner time, Mr. Rat.
488
00:27:37,176 --> 00:27:38,176
On three.
489
00:27:39,388 --> 00:27:41,103
- Ready?
- Ready.
490
00:27:42,865 --> 00:27:43,665
One...
491
00:27:45,138 --> 00:27:45,938
Two...
492
00:28:02,716 --> 00:28:03,925
What the hell was that?
493
00:28:15,038 --> 00:28:16,038
Watcha watching?
494
00:28:16,865 --> 00:28:21,001
Freaky, delusional romance
that could have deadly consequences.
495
00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:25,126
So do you know how to work this thingy?
496
00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:28,453
Wondering when the cell service
is gonna be back.
497
00:28:31,662 --> 00:28:33,357
Cool.
It's like magic.
498
00:28:33,917 --> 00:28:38,371
Actually it's a simple crank generator
that turns friction into electricity.
499
00:28:39,462 --> 00:28:40,856
Or magic!
500
00:28:41,045 --> 00:28:44,079
This just in. Officials at Stoneybrook
mental institution report
501
00:28:44,117 --> 00:28:46,446
that one of their patients escaped
during the storm.
502
00:28:46,670 --> 00:28:48,999
She's described
as a caucasian woman, 5'8"...
503
00:28:52,093 --> 00:28:53,093
... years old.
504
00:28:53,118 --> 00:28:54,907
Listeners are warned to avoid contact
505
00:28:54,963 --> 00:28:58,037
since the woman is considered unstable
and extremely dangerous.
506
00:29:00,168 --> 00:29:01,168
Scary.
507
00:29:03,564 --> 00:29:04,564
You have no idea.
508
00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:10,152
- We're ready.
- This is ridiculous, Ash.
509
00:29:10,674 --> 00:29:13,152
Trust me.
I had a goth phase in middle school.
510
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,923
This seance will work.
511
00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:17,081
Yeah, Casey, we've got
to see this through.
512
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,059
Virginia' spirit's trying
to tell us something.
513
00:29:19,086 --> 00:29:21,005
Probably that there's no such thing
as ghosts.
514
00:29:22,515 --> 00:29:24,144
We all must be quiet
515
00:29:24,613 --> 00:29:25,673
and relaxed.
516
00:29:26,207 --> 00:29:27,894
Everyone, close your eyes
and hold hands.
517
00:29:28,052 --> 00:29:29,189
and hold hands.
518
00:29:32,602 --> 00:29:33,515
Clammy.
519
00:29:34,061 --> 00:29:35,216
Virginia Horton,
520
00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:39,782
the sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta invite you
to commune with us.
521
00:29:43,055 --> 00:29:44,875
Maybe she has her cell phone turned off.
522
00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:55,274
Sorry, you were possessed.
523
00:29:55,535 --> 00:29:57,436
Her spirit passed through me.
524
00:29:58,927 --> 00:29:59,933
She's here.
525
00:30:00,473 --> 00:30:03,911
Ashleigh, could you ask the ghost
what she wants so we can move on?
526
00:30:05,086 --> 00:30:06,086
Virginia,
527
00:30:06,558 --> 00:30:07,769
tell us what you want.
528
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,177
I bet she wants us
to get back to bonding.
529
00:30:22,494 --> 00:30:24,506
You guys, it's just the wind.
530
00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:29,423
I'm not so sure.
531
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,891
What do you think that was back there?
532
00:30:46,002 --> 00:30:47,102
No idea.
533
00:30:47,456 --> 00:30:49,971
I'm just... hoping
it doesn't bleed acid.
534
00:30:52,654 --> 00:30:53,791
Don't worry, little bro.
535
00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:55,093
I'll protect you.
536
00:30:56,362 --> 00:30:57,853
Why do you think I need protecting?
537
00:31:00,955 --> 00:31:02,781
You seemed a little scared, that's all.
538
00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:06,784
Me? No, I've faced some pretty
vicious animals in my day.
539
00:31:08,923 --> 00:31:09,923
See that?
540
00:31:10,097 --> 00:31:13,190
My little sister's bunny, Flopsie,
took a chunk out of it.
541
00:31:13,514 --> 00:31:15,769
I need four stitches and a tetanus shot.
542
00:31:16,347 --> 00:31:17,409
That's nothing.
543
00:31:19,434 --> 00:31:22,042
Petting zoo, 1998.
Got attacked by a rogue goat.
544
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,204
Six stitches and they closed
the zoo for a week.
545
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,006
Paper route, eighth grade, rabid poodle
attack, 12 stitches and I passed out.
546
00:31:29,242 --> 00:31:30,938
Poodle?
Try a polo horse.
547
00:31:30,939 --> 00:31:33,932
Fell off one four years ago,
got a concussion and a CAT Scan.
548
00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:35,520
Head trauma, huh?
549
00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:37,718
- Explains a lot.
- What?
550
00:31:43,196 --> 00:31:44,202
It's on the move.
551
00:31:49,164 --> 00:31:51,792
Guys, there's no such thing as ghosts.
552
00:31:52,389 --> 00:31:53,389
Right, Ashleigh?
553
00:31:55,536 --> 00:31:56,784
You can never be too safe.
554
00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:01,619
Casey, tell them
they're being ridiculous.
555
00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:04,922
Well, you did call Virginia pathetic.
556
00:32:05,410 --> 00:32:07,609
- Everyone heard you.
- But I was kidding!
557
00:32:08,585 --> 00:32:11,064
I was kidding!
It was just a joke!
558
00:32:14,611 --> 00:32:15,611
Loose brick.
559
00:32:18,446 --> 00:32:19,246
Look.
560
00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:21,338
The ghost is writing us notes.
561
00:32:24,936 --> 00:32:26,445
Virginia's such a pretty name.
562
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,056
I don't think these are notes.
563
00:32:30,461 --> 00:32:31,654
I think these are votes.
564
00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:33,905
Then that can only mean one thing.
565
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,080
Someone fixed the election.
566
00:32:38,891 --> 00:32:41,563
The minutes said that Virginia lost
by one vote.
567
00:32:42,016 --> 00:32:44,625
But if these were counted,
she would've won.
568
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,923
know what we have to do.
569
00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:54,468
- All clear.
- Sweep the room.
570
00:33:00,652 --> 00:33:01,807
We really make a good team.
571
00:33:02,553 --> 00:33:05,143
Like Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.
572
00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:13,079
To think I thought
we wouldn't get along.
573
00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:15,751
- Really?
- You know, you're...
574
00:33:16,769 --> 00:33:17,769
you know.
575
00:33:18,954 --> 00:33:20,069
I'm what?
576
00:33:21,704 --> 00:33:23,099
You're pals with Rusty.
577
00:33:25,518 --> 00:33:27,883
Him and I aren't exactly amigos.
578
00:33:28,233 --> 00:33:30,469
Yeah, I know.
I was there for Paddlegate.
579
00:33:35,816 --> 00:33:37,381
It's cool you can see beyond that, man.
580
00:33:37,578 --> 00:33:38,945
Well, you know, I just,
581
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:41,164
try to stay out
of other people's business.
582
00:33:41,536 --> 00:33:42,336
I do.
583
00:33:42,828 --> 00:33:45,434
And I respect that. You know
how many people want in my business
584
00:33:45,435 --> 00:33:46,717
just because I'm a Chambers?
585
00:33:47,269 --> 00:33:49,090
Yeah, it's crazy how...
586
00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,588
one little word can define you.
587
00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:53,267
Totally.
588
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,885
Evan, there's something
I think you should know.
589
00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,206
What is it?
590
00:34:02,142 --> 00:34:03,964
Giant snake!
Above you!
591
00:34:04,987 --> 00:34:05,987
Nice try...
592
00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:15,784
Get away from him, you bitch!
593
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,456
Get it off me!
594
00:34:21,933 --> 00:34:23,834
Counter-clockwise!
595
00:34:37,844 --> 00:34:39,503
I really need to talk to you.
596
00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,729
Dude, give me a second.
597
00:34:57,018 --> 00:34:58,068
It's just number one.
598
00:35:00,327 --> 00:35:01,927
The bathroom is that way, Beave!
599
00:35:02,763 --> 00:35:04,142
Why do you keep moving it?
600
00:35:38,289 --> 00:35:39,289
What the hell?
601
00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:54,540
Do you like my art project?
602
00:35:56,003 --> 00:35:58,624
I can see you're influenced
by the deconstructionist movement.
603
00:35:59,088 --> 00:36:00,088
Sit down.
604
00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:01,792
We're not done.
605
00:36:03,062 --> 00:36:04,812
I'm really good at arts and crafts.
606
00:36:05,149 --> 00:36:06,230
I can see that.
607
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,777
This is what I did every day at camp.
608
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:10,176
Alone,
609
00:36:10,596 --> 00:36:12,645
while everybody else played kickball
610
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
and rode horses.
611
00:36:15,753 --> 00:36:18,724
Well, creativity is
a much more transferable skill.
612
00:36:19,127 --> 00:36:22,000
I'd imagine this was me and Cappie
holding hands for eternity.
613
00:36:22,111 --> 00:36:23,301
I can see the resemblance.
614
00:36:23,564 --> 00:36:26,214
Now I kind of picture this as us
and all our friends.
615
00:36:27,106 --> 00:36:28,875
Look...
this is you.
616
00:36:32,617 --> 00:36:34,327
- Listen, Patty...
- Destiny!
617
00:36:34,439 --> 00:36:35,439
Destiny.
618
00:36:37,961 --> 00:36:39,041
I know what it's like
619
00:36:39,899 --> 00:36:41,744
to want to go back
and revise history.
620
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,386
I wasn't always this cool frat guy
you see before you.
621
00:36:47,114 --> 00:36:48,605
This can't change the past.
622
00:36:49,561 --> 00:36:51,311
You can't make someone love you.
623
00:36:51,812 --> 00:36:52,964
Yes, I can!
624
00:36:54,311 --> 00:36:56,746
Tonight is going to be perfect,
625
00:36:57,547 --> 00:36:58,666
you'll see.
626
00:36:59,376 --> 00:37:02,376
Because I have waited too long
to let anything mess this up.
627
00:37:02,561 --> 00:37:03,561
Or anyone.
628
00:37:21,484 --> 00:37:23,552
- You remembered me.
- Of course...
629
00:37:24,186 --> 00:37:25,393
from the moment you walked in.
630
00:37:25,413 --> 00:37:28,580
How could I ever forget the way
the water glistened off your
631
00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:30,649
wonder woman bathing suit.
632
00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:35,081
You didn't stand up for me.
You let them call me names.
633
00:37:35,137 --> 00:37:37,094
I know, and that was wrong.
634
00:37:37,561 --> 00:37:39,384
I was young and stupid.
635
00:37:40,563 --> 00:37:42,165
Do you have any idea what it's like
636
00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:44,663
to love someone who's caused you
so much pain?
637
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:52,937
Cappie, look out!
638
00:38:09,561 --> 00:38:10,561
That's it?
639
00:38:11,563 --> 00:38:12,563
Excuse me?
640
00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:15,498
I lost 80 pounds for that?
641
00:38:17,688 --> 00:38:19,477
I've never had any complaints before.
642
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:20,763
Let me just try a better angle.
643
00:38:20,813 --> 00:38:22,697
No, that's okay.
Listen, it's been fun, but...
644
00:38:23,112 --> 00:38:24,305
I really need a donut.
645
00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:27,375
Stay in touch.
646
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,281
Sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta,
this election is called to order.
647
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,900
Our president is the person
who shapes the future of our sisterhood.
648
00:38:46,169 --> 00:38:47,939
It is a role that requires vision,
649
00:38:48,479 --> 00:38:50,492
tenacity, and grace.
650
00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:52,198
So choose wisely.
651
00:38:52,785 --> 00:38:54,369
We have two candidates this evening.
652
00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:56,809
Virginia Horton and...
653
00:38:58,498 --> 00:38:59,748
What's that chick's name?
654
00:39:00,819 --> 00:39:02,813
- Trudy Henderson.
- Trudy Henderson.
655
00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:06,487
Would anyone like to make a supporting
statement for either candidate?
656
00:39:13,065 --> 00:39:15,934
I'd just like to say that Virginia seems
like the clear choice.
657
00:39:16,427 --> 00:39:18,475
She's by far the skinniest,
658
00:39:18,644 --> 00:39:20,750
prettiest, most worthy candidate.
659
00:39:20,937 --> 00:39:22,799
She's definitely not pathetic...
660
00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:25,384
in any way.
661
00:39:25,682 --> 00:39:27,638
Thank you, pledge Logan.
662
00:39:28,248 --> 00:39:30,016
Let's get on with the voting.
663
00:39:30,751 --> 00:39:32,285
All in favor of Virginia Horton
664
00:39:32,585 --> 00:39:33,585
raise your hand.
665
00:39:35,454 --> 00:39:36,554
Well, it looks like...
666
00:39:36,628 --> 00:39:39,108
- Wait, hold on. I'm not done counting.
- It looks unanimous.
667
00:39:40,749 --> 00:39:42,038
Virginia Horton wins.
668
00:39:43,311 --> 00:39:44,611
Congratulations, Virginia.
669
00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:48,338
This is election is adjourned.
670
00:39:50,617 --> 00:39:51,617
Now what?
671
00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:53,674
Now we can get on with our evening.
672
00:39:53,954 --> 00:39:54,960
Do you think it worked?
673
00:40:00,269 --> 00:40:01,406
Apparently so.
674
00:40:02,335 --> 00:40:04,123
Let's hear it for Casey, everybody.
675
00:40:06,935 --> 00:40:08,648
Now who's up for some ice cream?
676
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,363
It looks like you owe Casey your life.
677
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,817
The exterminator's gonna be here
in two hours.
678
00:40:31,869 --> 00:40:32,869
Two hours?
679
00:40:33,172 --> 00:40:34,733
Okay, I think we can make it 'til then.
680
00:40:38,683 --> 00:40:40,109
What do we tell the guys?
681
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:44,561
I say we never speak of this again.
682
00:40:47,342 --> 00:40:48,907
Everybody's got their secrets, right?
683
00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:50,934
Right.
684
00:41:08,303 --> 00:41:11,601
In other news, police have apprehended
the escaped mental patient.
685
00:41:11,872 --> 00:41:14,916
Officials say that luckily
the 60-year-old woman had a bad hip
686
00:41:15,284 --> 00:41:17,054
and was unable to travel far.
687
00:41:18,498 --> 00:41:19,937
Could I be a bad kisser?
688
00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:23,172
It's like having a dangling booger.
Someone would tell me, right?
689
00:41:23,434 --> 00:41:25,384
Cap, you can't listen to what she said.
690
00:41:25,621 --> 00:41:27,234
She was crazy, after all.
691
00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:29,009
She wasn't crazy, she was in love.
692
00:41:29,963 --> 00:41:31,584
It's a fine line between the two.
693
00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:34,226
She drove here
from West Virginia to find you.
694
00:41:34,434 --> 00:41:35,934
She went after what she wants.
695
00:41:37,559 --> 00:41:38,759
You have to admire that.
696
00:41:39,123 --> 00:41:40,323
But what did it get her?
697
00:41:40,934 --> 00:41:41,934
Closure.
698
00:41:42,872 --> 00:41:43,875
Now she can move on.
699
00:41:44,211 --> 00:41:45,029
Guys,
700
00:41:45,471 --> 00:41:47,558
look who I found outside.
701
00:41:47,814 --> 00:41:49,212
Hey, Timmy!
702
00:41:49,822 --> 00:41:51,518
I'm so glad that I found you.
703
00:41:52,794 --> 00:41:54,825
Who's my buddy?
Who's my buddy?
704
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:59,126
- What's up with the redecorating?
- Just putting Virginia back
705
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:00,117
where she belongs.
706
00:42:00,403 --> 00:42:02,448
After tonight, she deserves
to be up there.
707
00:42:07,147 --> 00:42:08,761
Yeah, funny thing about tonight...
708
00:42:09,076 --> 00:42:12,002
what a coincidence that these votes
were hidden in the fireplace.
709
00:42:13,435 --> 00:42:14,435
I know, right?
710
00:42:14,727 --> 00:42:16,236
And what's more impressive
711
00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:18,547
is one of them's in Casey's handwriting.
712
00:42:19,057 --> 00:42:20,057
Crazy?
713
00:42:20,464 --> 00:42:21,264
Really?
714
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,184
What a coincidence.
715
00:42:23,234 --> 00:42:27,784
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