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Previously on "Gravity"...
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I gotta go. If you guys
come back tomorrow,
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I'll take care
of everything.
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And what about love?
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He wears a distinctive hat.
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Jack: I should be onto
the source of your money
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In a couple of days
at most.
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900% is
as big as we can go.
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That's how thick I want
my fake dick to be.
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All right, put it all
on the raiders straight.
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Man: Getting beat by 42
is not the way
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They wanted to start
their season. Fuck! Fuck!
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Getting a bigger dick...
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It's the opposite of being
jewish and having a bris.
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Because instead of cutting
some off as a baby,
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You're getting some added
as an adult,
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Which, to me, seems like more
of a reason for celebration.
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"hey, you got a bigger dick!
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Mazel tov!
Let's eat!"
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Thinking about dick
doesn't make me want to eat.
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Shut up, Mr. Showbiz.
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We all know
you're a vegetarian anyway.
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I'm just gonna say it.
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I like big, fat dick.
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He is so cute.
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And now he has the
accessories along with it?
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It's on!
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Hello, beautiful.
Can I get a Budweiser, please?
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Jorge, is that
just a gag for material,
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Or is it true that, uh...
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No, that's my material
for you to gag on.
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Actually, uh, no.
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On the second thought...
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Why don't you just fuck me?
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Come on.
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Hmm?
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[ moaning ]
ah, yeah.
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Yeah, you feel that,
don't you, baby?
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Huh?
You feel it?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
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Yeah, you gotta spread real wide
for that one, don't you?
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Yeah!
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Tell me
that it's bigger than a finger.
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It's bigger than a finger.
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Say it again!
It's bigger than a finger!
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It's bigger than a finger!
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Yeah!
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Aah!
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Fuck it! Yeah! Oh!
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Dr. Tepperman: So,
she grabs my cock so hard,
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I thought
I was back in the navy.
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And here we are...
by the way, we're on the green,
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And her husband is
in a sand trap
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Just down from the pin.
In, jane.
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In jane, more.
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Filthiest colon I've ever seen.
What is that, a cheeto?
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I think so.
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All right,
so she grabs his cock and...
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No, my cock, jane.
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She grabs your cock.
Okay, go ahead.
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Yeah, well, it's more important
the fact it's...
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Come on.
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[ birds chirping ]
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How do you feel?
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Fine.
Was everything okay?
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We did find a growth.
We're having it biopsied.
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We should know something
tomorrow.
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Is that bad?
Stop it.
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Let's not go there until we know
what we're dealing with.
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What's
the worst-case scenario?
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The worst-case scenario is
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I become as crazy as
you are someday.
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Rest.
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Hey, you.
You stay in bed.
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No, I have to go.
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No,
you're supposed to wait
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Until the doctor comes in
and releases you.
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I'm a police officer.
I have to leave the hospital.
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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[ applause ]
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Speech.
Come on, speech.
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I'd like to, uh...
I'd like to say something.
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Um...
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I'd like to...
to thank all of you.
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At first,
I was afraid to go to work
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Because I was afraid
I'd come home and find Carla...
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You know.
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But now she's, uh...
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Thanks to all of you.
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[ applause ]
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I was a...Girl scout.
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I was head of the decorations
committee in junior high.
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I always got good grades,
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And my parents always told me
how proud they were of me.
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I did everything right.
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Everything that everyone
wanted me to do.
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I was never me.
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I don't think.
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Because the confusing part is,
I have no idea who I am.
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But lately,
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I feel like maybe
I am starting to seem familiar.
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And I know I would never shoot
myself in the head ever again,
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Or by any other means.
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And I have you, my new friends,
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And Lily,
the sister I never had,
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And Ralph, the love of my life,
my treasure.
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[ chuckles ]
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Thank you all for this day.
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Yay!
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[ laughs ]
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Was it too long
or too thick?
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Too thick.
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I mean, I like a little girth,
but his was ridiculous.
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I mean,
it's like a coke can.
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Oh, I'm all about that.
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, my God.
Nice to meet you.
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Oh!
Yeah!
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Go ahead.
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Oh!
Oh, it's really big!
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It's really big, right?
Yeah, yeah. Aah!
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Aah! Does that feel like a finger?
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Oh, no!
No! No, it doesn't.
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How many fingers
does that feel like?
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20!
20!
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Aah! Aah!
Yeah! Yeah!
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Four big fists
up your pussy, baby.
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I wanted it.
You said you wanted it.
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You were here, right?
You like it. Aah! Aah!
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Tell me you like it.
I like it.
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Tell me you feel it.
I feel it.
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Tell me it hurts.
It hurts!
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Aah!
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I think I need a break!
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No.
Aah!
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No.
Aah!
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No. No break. Aah!
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[ sighs ]
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Put your glasses back on.
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Yeah, they...
they're... they're fine now,
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But I got to tell you,
a couple of hours ago,
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I couldn't breathe,
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And I-I couldn't
see anything, and...
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[ sighs ]
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...I-I just felt like
I was gonna die.
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It was really scary.
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Well, it sounds to me like
you had an anxiety attack.
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Are you under an unusual amount
of stress lately?
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Yeah. Always.
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That's probably
what it was.
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Listen, I really appreciate
you seeing me, Robert.
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I know that you were very upset
after we hung out last time,
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And from the bottom
of my heart,
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I want to apologize to you for
making you feel uncomfortable.
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It was misguided, I know,
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But my intention truly was
to try to help you.
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I understand.
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We're good.
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Yeah?
Thanks, man.
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[ exhales deeply ]
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You want to grab a bite
or something?
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I can't.
I have a date with Lily.
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Oh, good.
What are we doing?
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No.
Solo date, I'm afraid.
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I know.
I'm just kidding.
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You kids have fun.
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You know what?
Give me one second.
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I want to put some drops
in your eyes to soothe them.
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Oh, great.
Thanks.
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Tilt your head back again.
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Okay.
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You know what?
Why don't you give me a call?
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Maybe we'll box again soon.
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My eyes are all blurry.
Is that normal, Robert?
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What do you mean? I can't see
anything. Everything's blurry.
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Is it like when you had
the anxiety attack?
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No, no.
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I totally feel fine physically.
I just can't see shit.
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It's... it's kind of like
when that first time I came
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And you put those evil fucking
blurry drops in my eyes?
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Well, that's strange
because I definitely didn't...
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Oh, no.
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Look at that.
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Oh, geez.
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I was trying to help you
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By putting the drops in
that soothe your eyes,
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And I accidentally put
the ones in
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That fuck you all up
instead.
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I would be worried,
but knowing you
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And the calemnity
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With which you handle
sudden, stressful situations,
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I know
you're gonna be just fine.
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Touché, Robert.
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That shit is fucked up,
but touché.
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You have a nice night.
Yeah.
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Aah!
Whoops.
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Fuck!
That's the door.
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And by the way,
"calemnity" is not a word.
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It's calmness
or equanimity.
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Really?
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That's...
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I've been using "calemnity"
for years.
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You know, I guess people just assumed
maybe I was smarter than them,
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And they didn't want to
correct me.
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You wouldn't identify with that
at all, would you, big guy?
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Aah!
That's wall.
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Fuck!
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Just bursting your wings
all forth now, aren't you?
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Yeah, that's okay.
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[ clattering ]
whoops.
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I get to give
the suicide dummy pain.
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Fuck me hard!
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Oh, honey, it's so nice
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That you have boyfriends
everywhere you go.
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Robert:
That's funny.
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[ chuckles ]
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Okay,
I'm gonna go next door.
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You guys
try not to run off to vegas.
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Hmm.
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What did I tell you?
She's like crack, right?
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Yes, she is.
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You need any crack?
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No, I'm good.
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Can I see her?
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Sure.
Go right through that curtain.
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Grandma?
Hey, gamon.
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[ cellphone ringing ]
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Miller.
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Gamon: It's gamon
from rosa's psychic shop.
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That girl is here again.
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Tell your grandmother to do
the same thing as last time.
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Same price?
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Sure.
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You got it.
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[ tires screech ]
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That girl is in there again.
[ laughs ]
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It would be good if you saw
that cop in her future.
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Get me some chicken wings
with extra hot sauce. Money?
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Don't try to con me,
you little fucker.
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I'll drug you and leave you in
port authority in your underwear.
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Okay! Jesus!
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[ speaking
foreign language ]
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What about my hat lover?
Are you sure he's the one?
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You found him
and he had a hat?
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Well,
I've found him all along,
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But, yeah, he was wearing a hat
for the first time.
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We bought it together.
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00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:06,035
No, no, no, no.
Your hat guy already had a hat.
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You have the wrong hat guy.
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No.
No, that's impossible.
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Trust me, sweetie.
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Your hat guy
already had a hat.
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[ speaking gibberish ]
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00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:20,516
Never mind.
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You see?
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Damn.
258
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,054
[ chuckles ]
that's what I was talking about.
259
00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:26,856
It was just
really uncomfortable.
260
00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:28,725
Why did he have to make it
so big?
261
00:12:28,759 --> 00:12:31,160
Because, um...
262
00:12:31,195 --> 00:12:33,196
Bigger is better,
girls.
263
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:39,035
Anybody who tells you
anything different is lying.
264
00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:41,537
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
265
00:12:41,572 --> 00:12:44,040
Oh, God! Faster!
Faster!
266
00:12:44,074 --> 00:12:45,341
Harder! Yes!
267
00:12:45,376 --> 00:12:47,610
Fuck me
with that fire hydrant!
268
00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:49,345
[ grunting ]
269
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,546
Fuck!
270
00:12:50,581 --> 00:12:52,348
Shit, it's got to hurt
a little bit, come on.
271
00:12:52,383 --> 00:12:54,550
No! I love it!
It's perfect!
272
00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:56,018
Tell me it hurts!
Tell me it hurts!
273
00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:57,720
It feels so good.
274
00:12:57,755 --> 00:13:00,923
Harder!
Yeah, rip me open, baby.
275
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:01,958
Oh, yeah!
276
00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:03,559
[ muffled ]
I can't breathe!
277
00:13:45,169 --> 00:13:47,236
[ horn honking ]
278
00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:52,141
Stop honking
your fucking horn!
279
00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:53,943
It's a green light!
280
00:13:55,746 --> 00:13:58,247
Okay, stop honking your horn.
Stop honking your horn.
281
00:13:58,282 --> 00:14:00,349
[ horn honks ]
282
00:14:00,384 --> 00:14:02,318
Get out of the car.
Get out of the fucking car.
283
00:14:02,352 --> 00:14:04,353
[ horn honks ]
284
00:14:04,388 --> 00:14:06,856
Police.
Get the fuck out of your car!
285
00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:07,924
Detective christian Miller.
286
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,358
Get out of the vehicle
right now!
287
00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:11,994
Okay, but you were sitting
in the road with a green light.
288
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:15,131
Get the fuck out of your vehicle
right the fuck now!
289
00:14:15,165 --> 00:14:16,799
Get the fuck out!
290
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:19,469
All right, just... you don't
honk except in case of emergency.
291
00:14:19,503 --> 00:14:21,437
Not 'cause you're late for your
little fucking cigar-smoking club.
292
00:14:21,472 --> 00:14:22,572
You got it?
293
00:14:22,606 --> 00:14:23,606
This is outrageous.
294
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,441
Do you know who I am?
I'll have your badge!
295
00:14:25,476 --> 00:14:28,077
You are no one!
You're a little fucking cunt!
296
00:14:28,111 --> 00:14:30,513
And don't ever,
ever honk your horn again,
297
00:14:30,547 --> 00:14:32,381
Or I will find you
and I will fucking kill you!
298
00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:33,783
What's your badge number?!
299
00:14:33,817 --> 00:14:35,585
What? What is your badge number?!
300
00:14:35,619 --> 00:14:37,053
You want my badge number?
Yes!
301
00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:38,721
Here it is. Can you read that?
Can you see it? You psycho! Yes!
302
00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:41,190
What does that say?! What
does it say?! Repeat it!
303
00:14:41,225 --> 00:14:42,191
Closer? Can you see?
304
00:14:42,226 --> 00:14:44,160
Oh, oh, there it is,
you dumb fuck! Fuck!
305
00:14:44,194 --> 00:14:46,796
Cocksucker! Repeat the
fucking badge number!
306
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,130
Get the fuck out of here!
307
00:14:48,165 --> 00:14:50,266
Get in that fucking car.
Get in there!
308
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,236
Your fucking...
your career is over!
309
00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:56,172
You just made the biggest
mistake of your life!
310
00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:59,742
I will fucking find you
and destroy you!
311
00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:03,679
[ tires screech ]
312
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:10,086
[ cellphone rings ]
313
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,721
Jack,
what do you got for me?
314
00:15:11,755 --> 00:15:13,022
Everything you asked for.
315
00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:15,024
You found him?
Oh, I found him.
316
00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:18,828
Name, address, pictures,
everything.
317
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:21,097
All right, don't talk about it on
the phone. I'm on my way right now.
318
00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:22,632
[ keys jingling ]
319
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:24,467
I love your tattoo.
320
00:15:26,203 --> 00:15:29,238
I'm glad.
It's because of you.
321
00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:32,041
No,
it's because of you.
322
00:15:32,075 --> 00:15:35,077
I just happened to be around
when you became you.
323
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:44,987
Come with me.
324
00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:54,897
Robert: [ chuckles ]
325
00:15:54,932 --> 00:15:58,668
You were really into
that guy, huh?
326
00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:01,571
No.
327
00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:05,107
I wasn't
really into diego.
328
00:16:05,142 --> 00:16:06,876
I was
really into this guy.
329
00:16:09,746 --> 00:16:12,415
But diego wasn't this guy...
330
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,417
Mm.
331
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,552
...Even though he looks
a lot like him.
332
00:16:21,725 --> 00:16:24,026
I think you're this guy.
333
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:29,398
You think?
334
00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:41,277
[ sighs ]
335
00:16:45,148 --> 00:16:47,850
I sell makeup
at a department store.
336
00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,185
I change lives.
337
00:16:55,592 --> 00:16:56,659
What?
338
00:16:56,693 --> 00:16:59,328
I sell makeup
at a department store.
339
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,696
I change lives.
340
00:17:08,071 --> 00:17:11,440
I was...Robotic.
341
00:17:13,143 --> 00:17:14,977
Everything I did...
342
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:17,847
...My life...
343
00:17:17,881 --> 00:17:19,415
A cliché.
344
00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:24,086
27-year-old girl...
345
00:17:24,121 --> 00:17:25,254
Mother dies in childbirth,
346
00:17:25,288 --> 00:17:27,523
Father doesn't even recognize
her presence,
347
00:17:27,557 --> 00:17:29,425
Can't forgive her mother
for dying
348
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:31,661
Or her father
for blaming her for it.
349
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:38,734
She has no friends.
She gets a cat.
350
00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:46,175
She tempts fate for a few weeks
with cutting.
351
00:17:47,744 --> 00:17:51,380
She's never had
a boyfriend...
352
00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:54,216
Masturbates
with no results...
353
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,487
...And can't address
the fact
354
00:17:58,522 --> 00:18:01,791
That she is incapable
of any feelings whatsoever.
355
00:18:05,629 --> 00:18:07,963
But she loves
chocolate cake...
356
00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:16,505
...And the intrigue
of another life...
357
00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:20,976
...One that matters.
358
00:18:25,415 --> 00:18:27,917
I died.
359
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,454
And that light
that everybody talks about...
360
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,425
...It totally exists.
361
00:18:37,728 --> 00:18:43,299
I didn't meet any dead relatives
or anything like that.
362
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,402
And...
363
00:18:46,436 --> 00:18:51,140
That made me sad...
364
00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:54,143
Because I thought
I would meet my mother.
365
00:18:58,215 --> 00:19:02,184
But, no.
366
00:19:02,219 --> 00:19:06,522
Something else...
Extraordinary happened.
367
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,826
Diego.
368
00:19:12,162 --> 00:19:14,230
He had a name.
369
00:19:14,264 --> 00:19:16,132
We were
in the same hospital.
370
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:19,835
Somehow we met.
Somehow we connected.
371
00:19:21,171 --> 00:19:22,838
He's gone now...
372
00:19:22,873 --> 00:19:24,840
But because of him,
373
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,910
Because I know
374
00:19:27,944 --> 00:19:29,979
I can't live
without that feeling,
375
00:19:30,013 --> 00:19:32,948
I can love you.
376
00:19:36,286 --> 00:19:40,156
Robert collingsworth
with the awesome tattoo...
377
00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:45,394
...I'm so in love
with you.
378
00:20:08,318 --> 00:20:09,251
I'm honored.
379
00:20:09,286 --> 00:20:11,854
I made it out
of the liquor closet
380
00:20:11,888 --> 00:20:13,556
And into your apartment.
381
00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:14,723
You are the first girl
382
00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:17,159
That I've slept with
since I got enlarged
383
00:20:17,227 --> 00:20:18,227
That liked it, so...
384
00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:19,228
Are you kidding me?
385
00:20:19,262 --> 00:20:21,297
I mean, I don't understand
those other girls.
386
00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:23,365
Your big dick
felt so good inside of me.
387
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,502
God!
I want it in me forever.
388
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:29,939
How has, um, your life
changed since, um...
389
00:20:29,973 --> 00:20:31,607
I got my big,
beautiful breasts?
390
00:20:31,641 --> 00:20:33,609
Right. I mean, obviously,
men treat you different.
391
00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:34,877
Right?
Yeah.
392
00:20:34,911 --> 00:20:36,879
I mean,
when I was flat-chested,
393
00:20:36,913 --> 00:20:39,915
I got a certain amount of
attention 'cause I was pretty,
394
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:42,051
But I always got
the linemen.
395
00:20:42,085 --> 00:20:44,053
I mean,
they were nice guys,
396
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:45,654
But you only live once,
397
00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,423
And I want to be the girl
that gets the quarterback.
398
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:51,961
And now that I got these...
I get the quarterback.
399
00:20:53,563 --> 00:20:55,397
Can I suck
on your cock now?
400
00:20:55,432 --> 00:20:56,999
I just...
I want you to choke me with it.
401
00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:59,568
No. Megan...
402
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:01,570
Thank you for the kind offer,
but, no, no.
403
00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:04,573
Why not?
[ sighs ]
404
00:21:06,376 --> 00:21:08,177
Look,
I don't mean to be rude,
405
00:21:08,211 --> 00:21:11,380
But life is short,
406
00:21:11,414 --> 00:21:14,283
And, um...
407
00:21:14,317 --> 00:21:15,684
I'm just not feeling it
with you.
408
00:21:15,719 --> 00:21:17,319
Feeling what?
409
00:21:17,354 --> 00:21:18,287
That this could go anywhere.
410
00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:21,423
I mean, it's... it's...
it's just...
411
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:22,791
It's no reason.
412
00:21:22,826 --> 00:21:24,193
It's just not the chemistry
that...
413
00:21:24,227 --> 00:21:25,361
[ laughing ] geez.
414
00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:26,729
You scared me.
415
00:21:27,831 --> 00:21:29,632
I thought
you didn't like my tits.
416
00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:30,699
Oh.
417
00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:35,137
Look, I don't care
if this goes anywhere
418
00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:39,108
As long as this
chokes me to death right now.
419
00:21:39,142 --> 00:21:40,576
Megan, megan, megan.
420
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:42,411
Listen, okay?
421
00:21:42,445 --> 00:21:44,880
Look... look, you ueem like
a very nice girl,
422
00:21:44,915 --> 00:21:46,615
But I...
423
00:21:46,683 --> 00:21:49,218
I didn't get a bigger dick
to fuck the main cheerleader.
424
00:21:49,252 --> 00:21:51,353
I got a bigger dick
425
00:21:51,388 --> 00:21:53,822
Because I thought that it would
help me to find true love.
426
00:21:53,857 --> 00:21:57,226
I mean, my whole life,
I was able to make people happy
427
00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:01,897
With my personality
and my care.
428
00:22:01,932 --> 00:22:03,732
But when they would see
my little dick,
429
00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:04,934
Some of them would leave.
430
00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:07,569
So, I thought
that if I could fix it,
431
00:22:07,604 --> 00:22:08,871
I would be home free.
432
00:22:08,905 --> 00:22:11,006
But you know what?
I realized something.
433
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:13,342
I wouldn't want to be
with somebody
434
00:22:13,376 --> 00:22:16,078
That didn't want to spend
the rest of their life with me
435
00:22:16,112 --> 00:22:18,247
Over a few inches,
436
00:22:18,281 --> 00:22:20,749
Because...
437
00:22:20,784 --> 00:22:22,685
True love can see past that.
438
00:22:22,719 --> 00:22:24,954
Okay.
439
00:22:24,988 --> 00:22:26,355
Now can I choke on it?
440
00:22:26,389 --> 00:22:27,556
No, megan.
441
00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:29,358
You cannot choke on it now.
442
00:22:29,392 --> 00:22:30,592
I'm sorry.
443
00:22:31,561 --> 00:22:32,594
I think you should leave.
444
00:22:32,629 --> 00:22:34,063
No problema.
445
00:22:34,097 --> 00:22:35,297
You were fun.
446
00:22:35,332 --> 00:22:36,598
[ smooches ]
447
00:22:44,074 --> 00:22:45,641
[ sighs ]
448
00:23:33,256 --> 00:23:34,390
Hey.
449
00:23:34,424 --> 00:23:37,860
Hey!
Uh, okay, so...
450
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:41,330
This...Is...
451
00:23:41,364 --> 00:23:46,368
Your...Man.
452
00:23:54,177 --> 00:23:56,845
Yeah, I'd like to report
a crime. What happened?
453
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,182
I was assaulted by a detective
for honking my horn.
454
00:24:00,216 --> 00:24:03,252
I am so sorry
to hear that, sir.
455
00:24:03,286 --> 00:24:05,521
Why were you honking your horn
at the officer?
456
00:24:05,555 --> 00:24:08,090
Because he was sitting stopped
at a green light.
457
00:24:08,124 --> 00:24:11,527
So, there was no emergency,
then?
458
00:24:11,561 --> 00:24:12,694
It's a violation
to honk your horn
459
00:24:12,729 --> 00:24:14,129
Unless there's an emergency.
460
00:24:14,164 --> 00:24:17,232
Is it a violation to imprint
his badge into my forehead?!
461
00:24:17,267 --> 00:24:18,801
[ laughter ]
462
00:24:18,835 --> 00:24:20,769
You must've
really been honking.
463
00:24:20,804 --> 00:24:22,071
Let's see.
464
00:24:23,239 --> 00:24:25,507
Shit, it's backwards.
Anyone got a mirror?
465
00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:26,909
Right here.
466
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,211
[ laughter ]
467
00:24:31,514 --> 00:24:32,314
"B"...
468
00:24:32,348 --> 00:24:36,952
Both: 4-5-8-d.
469
00:24:36,986 --> 00:24:38,854
Got it.
470
00:24:38,888 --> 00:24:41,890
Jack: His name
is william herbert champagne,
471
00:24:41,925 --> 00:24:43,092
A.K.A. B.C.,
472
00:24:43,126 --> 00:24:45,828
And he lives
in scarsdale at...
473
00:24:45,862 --> 00:24:47,096
I know where he lives.
474
00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:49,565
You find him?
Detective Miller was his name.
475
00:24:51,935 --> 00:24:54,103
There's no detective Miller
on the NYPD.
476
00:24:54,137 --> 00:24:55,671
Well, who comes up
with that badge number?
477
00:24:55,705 --> 00:24:57,506
No one.
478
00:24:58,341 --> 00:25:00,476
It doesn't exist.
479
00:25:01,611 --> 00:25:06,115
♪ there's a pain in my heart
I need to sort out ♪
480
00:25:06,149 --> 00:25:08,684
♪ it's getting better ♪
481
00:25:08,718 --> 00:25:11,019
♪ now I don't go out ♪
482
00:25:11,054 --> 00:25:15,791
♪ 'cause the babies
born in my brain ♪
483
00:25:15,825 --> 00:25:20,162
♪ take up so much space
that I can't think straight ♪
484
00:25:20,196 --> 00:25:25,134
♪ too much, too much,
too much today... ♪
485
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:32,000
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