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End times
are here, folks.
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Only way to salvation
is to embrace
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the triangular ways
of our overlord.
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Any object with more than
three sides is sinful.
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That's it. That's probably
what Bill wants.
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( Screaming )
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I reckon I've been
living a lie.
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Ladies, gentlemen,
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that creature with, like,
87 different faces.
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Eighty-eight
different faces.
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Oh, sorry.
Touchy subject.
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Anyways, it's been fun
turning Gravity Falls
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inside out, rounding up
all its terrified citizens
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and then stacking them
into this massive
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throne of frozen
human agony.
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( Voice echoes )
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Don't worry, they're not
conscious anymore.
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Probably.
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My omelets... they have
friendly faces.
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Whoops.
Back you go there.
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But Gravity Falls
is just the beginning.
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It's time to take
our chaos worldwide!
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All right, boys,
to the corners of the earth.
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Set the world aflame
with your weirdness.
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This dimension is ours!
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Ah, global domination.
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I could get used to...
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What?!
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Hm, this might be
more complicated than I thought.
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I think
I broke something.
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Walk it off!
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Mabel. Mabel!
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Okay, guys, Bill has
taken over the town,
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and if
this weirdness spreads,
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he's gonna take over
the whole world.
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Our first step to
stopping him is rescuing Mabel,
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but he's got her trapped in
this strange prison bubble.
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What is this place
anyway?
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Guys, if I die,
I wanna die hugging.
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Soos, you're choking me.
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Let my body
be your shield.
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(all yelling)
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Is the entire ground
a bouncy castle?
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Do you hear
'80s music?
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And does the air smell
like childlike wonder?
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ALL: Whoa!
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DIPPER:
This is Mabel's prison?
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Yes. Definitely.
Absolutely.
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( Bell tolls )
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MAN:
It's fun o'clock, everyone.
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Today's weather calls for
rainbows
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with a chance of
dance parties.
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If you're the owner of
a unicorn with a top hat,
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please come to
the ice cream beach.
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Your unicorn
is being towed.
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What is this new world?
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Shining, shimmering,
splendid.
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Welcome to Mabeland.
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Mabeland r
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And this is worse than
the apocalypse.
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Dude, this place
hurts my eyes.
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Oh, that's normal.
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Mabeland's rainbows
have colors
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only bees and art students
can see.
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Now who wants to go
on the grand tour?
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- Do we have a choice?
- BOTH: No!
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Mabeland is the ultimate
paradise,
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and the only rule--
there are no rules!
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Except for one rule,
which is very serious.
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But no one would
ever break it,
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so it's not
worth mentioning.
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BOTH: Yeah!
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Listen, creepy dream guys,
we're not here to party, okay?
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We just need to find Mabel
and get her out of here.
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Where is she?
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Our home girl Mabel
lives at our next stop.
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That rules!
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Now come have
rad snacks
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served by
awesome penguins.
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Oh, score.
I'm so hungry.
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Yeah. I haven't eaten
anything
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except for part of my hat
for the last three days.
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Can you guys
just hold on a second?
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Do you see
what's happening here?
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Don't forget, this world
was created by Bill.
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That punch
is probably blood.
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And that glitter rain is probably
ground-up bones or babies or something.
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Bill's using Mabel's
own fantasies
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as some sick trap.
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We need to grab Mabel
and get the heck outta here.
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Oh, Mabel? She's at
the top of the tallest tower,
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guarded by those
big, buff waffle guards.
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There's no way
to get past them.
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Someone hand me
some syrup.
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( Screaming )
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It's happening.
The moment we trained for.
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Don't worry, man.
I gotcha.
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( Screams )
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It's now or never, guys.
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This is a rescue.
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Everyone hit the deck.
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SOOS:
Hang in there, Mabel!
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There she is.
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Soos, grab her.
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Wendy, barricade
the door.
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UP Yo" 90,
little lady.
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Soos? Wendy?
Dipper?
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The waffles
are coming back.
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- We gotta hurry!
- Uh, guys.
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Don't worry, Mabel.
We'll get you out of this.
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But Dipper...
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Mabel, what are
you doing?
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We're trying to save you
from this prison.
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This isn't a prison.
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I made this world.
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Well, I sorta woke up here.
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- It's complicated.
- What are you saying?
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I'm saying this is
my home now,
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and I don't wanna
be saved.
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- Sorry, Mabel.
- No worries, bubble bear.
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- You did what?!
- Look, after you said
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you wouldn't come back home with
me at the end of the summer
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for your "apprenticeship,"
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I wanted to hide
in my sweater forever.
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But then I woke up
in a place that gives me
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exactly what I wanted--
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an endless summer where
we'll never have to grow up.
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Here, the sun shines all day,
the party never ends,
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and now that you guys are here,
it's finally perfect.
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Listen, Mabel,
we're not here to party.
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All of this is crazy.
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Ugh! I figured you might say
something like that, Dipper.
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That's why I've prepared
a backup Dipper
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with a more supportive
attitude.
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Whoa!
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Uh, yeah!
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Wiggity-wiggity
what's up, dude bros?
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I'm Dippy Fresh.
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I like skateboarding,
supporting my sister,
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and punctuating every
third sentence with a high five.
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Oh, don't mind if I...
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Ahem!
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I'm sorry. I can't
leave him hanging.
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- Yes.
- You're dead to me, Soos.
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Trust me. You guys
are gonna love it here.
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This world always
knows what you want,
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sometimes even
before you do.
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Apparently I wanted
a chinchilla.
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Right again, Mabeland.
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Mabel, listen to yourself.
This is crazy.
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I'm sorry about our fight,
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and I'm sorry
things aren't great right now,
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but that doesn't mean
you can just stay in here forever.
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Hey, take a chill pill.
Those grow on trees here.
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You stay out of this,
Dippy Fresh!
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Dude, calm down.
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Dippy Fresh didn't do
anything to you, dawg.
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(growling )
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I know it seems
too good to be true,
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but just give
this place a chance.
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Mabeland knows
just what you want,
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and always provides.
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Pudding center.
Nice.
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Actually, Mabel,
I'm with Dipper on this.
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Gravity Falls is in trouble,
and I really think--
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( horn honking )
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ALL: Wendy!
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Guys? You're safe.
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We've got a monster truck
full of fireworks, fake ID's,
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and pranking supplies.
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Wanna drive this truck
to the high school
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and glue this plunger
to the principal's head?
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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Sorry, guys. I've always
wanted to do that.
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I'll be back
in just a few minutes.
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ALL: Whoo-hoo!
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- Wendy?
- Don't worry, dude.
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There's nothing in this world
that could break me
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from our mission.
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Soos mi hijo.
I have returned.
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Holy... whoa, whoa.
Dad?
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You don't remember
what I look like,
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so I have the body
of a pro wrestler,
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and a face you once saw
on a hot sauce bottle.
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I was never there for you,
but in this world, I can be.
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- You're perfect.
- It's a trap.
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Don't go with him, Soos,
no matter what he offers you.
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Want to play catch?
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I'm sorry, dude.
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Even if it is
all a dream,
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I've gotta play
just one game.
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Come on, Dad.
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Okay, this has
gone too far.
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You can't honestly think these
fantasies are good for anyone.
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You can't argue with
the results.
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People are happy here.
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Does it really matter
if it's real or not?
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For once, stop listening
to your head,
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and listen to your heart.
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Mabeland has something
for everyone, even you.
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In fact...
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Nope. Not looking.
Not looking.
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(all groaning)
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All right, can anybody
explain to me why,
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even with our newfound
infinite power...
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none of us can escape
the borders
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of this stupid
hick town?!
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There's some kind of
force field keeping us in.
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But who would know
how to fix it?
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Hmm. Maybe someone needs
to come out of retirement.
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Bill. Sorry, boss,
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but Gideon let
the Pines family escape.
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They're inside Mabel's
bubble as we speak.
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( Evil laughter)
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Mabel's bubble is
the most diabolical trap
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I've ever created.
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It would take
a will of titanium
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not to give into
its temptations.
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Fetch me Gideon, and take
the rest of the day off.
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Things just got
a little more interesting.
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Bo-ba-do-do,
I'm a stuffed animal tree
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He's a stuffed
animal tree
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(all giggling)
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Even my stone skips
are perfect.
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Who am I kidding?
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Maybe Mabel's right.
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It's a horror show
out there.
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At least the air here
is breathable.
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Dude, you're talking
to a river.
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Oh! hey! Wendy.
What's up?
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I thought you were busy
wrecking the school or whatever.
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Yeah, that got
old quick.
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And this music is really starting
to get on my nerves.
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I think that stuff you said about
this place is right.
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Really? Well, now
we just need a plan.
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Don't worry. You always
think of something.
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(giggling )
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You know, you're so much
smarter than, like, everyone else.
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( Chuckles )
It's kinda funny.
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If you were older,
you'd be, like, my dream guy.
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Wait. Do you
really mean that?
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Wait a minute.
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In this place, you can be
any age you want.
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If we were the same age,
maybe you and me could...
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I don't know...
actually be together.
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Wait. Really?
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I bet if we asked Mabel,
she could do it right now.
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In this place, it could finally
be just you and me.
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Come on, man.
Just take my hand.
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Wait. ( screams )
This isn't real!
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( Shrieks )
252
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,930
You shouldn't have
done that, Dipper!
253
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,974
We're watching you.
254
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,852
TOYS: There are
eyes everywhere.
255
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,478
' Hi, Dipper.
' HEY, Dipper.
256
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,355
' HEY, Dipper.
' HEY, Dipper.
257
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,442
Bo-ba-do-do,
I'm a stuffed animal tree
258
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,735
Oh, my gosh.
259
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,528
This is crazy.
260
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,530
I'm losing my mind.
261
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,157
We have to get
out of here.
262
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,993
We have to go back...
to the real world!
263
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,621
( Voice echoing )
264
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,582
Hey!
265
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,376
Under Article Smiley Face
of Exhibit Squeaky Duck,
266
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,670
you are hereby accused of
breaking our one rule--
267
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,714
mentioning reality.
268
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,549
(all exclaiming )
269
00:11:56,758 --> 00:12:01,429
Prepare to be banished
from this land forever!
270
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,556
Mabel, you're
smarter than this.
271
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,934
Bill has you hypnotized
or something.
272
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,602
Are you really gonna
let them banish me?
273
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,437
No. Of course not.
274
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,772
That's my brother, guys.
275
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,774
There's gotta be
another way.
276
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,567
Very well.
277
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,611
If Dipper wishes to stay,
he must plead his case
278
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:21,366
in the ultimate trial
of Fantasy vs. Reality.
279
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,245
Hey. Seriously?
280
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,539
( Muffled chewing )
It was him.
281
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,425
Oh!
282
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,261
( Quacking )
283
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,845
Seriously, Mabel?
284
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,348
You're letting them
take our argument to court?
285
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,350
Hey, I didn't make
the rules of Mabeland.
286
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:51,145
Yes, you did. There's a tapestry
of you making the rules.
287
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:55,316
All rise for the Honorable Judge Kitty
Kitty Meow Meow Face Schwartzstein.
288
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,612
- Order, order.
- ( gavel squeaking )
289
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,240
This trial begins
right meow.
290
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,244
Oh! Ha ha!
291
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,412
Ahem. Judge?
292
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,498
Sorry, sorry.
( clears throat )
293
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,667
We are here to try
Dipper Pines
294
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:17,547
in the case of
Fantasy vs. Reality.
295
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,507
If Dipper wins,
Mabel will return with him
296
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,092
to the real world.
297
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,262
But if he loses,
he will be banished forever,
298
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,514
and replaced with
town darling Dippy Fresh.
299
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,474
Dippy, come on out.
300
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,144
Flip-a-dip-dip.
301
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,439
I hate him so much.
302
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,815
The final decision
will be made by
303
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,734
a jury of your peers.
304
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,322
Hi there.
I love your headband.
305
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,699
Shut your mouth.
I love your headband.
306
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,701
We're all wearing
the same headband.
307
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,536
ALL: Ha ha!
Headband!
308
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,205
Look, Mabel, this whole thing
is ridiculous.
309
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,541
But if winning a trial is what it takes
to get you to come home with us,
310
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,877
then so be it.
311
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,714
I'm sorry, Dipper, but I can only
speak through my legal team now.
312
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,508
We have a doctorate degree
in hunkiness.
313
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,385
Also criminal
and international law.
314
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,512
Let's hear
opening statements.
315
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,097
Your Honor,
townsfolk,
316
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,682
lovely ladies
of the jury.
317
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,559
Oh, he's talking
about us.
318
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,603
That's lovely.
319
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,021
My case is simple.
320
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,524
This very unrighteous dude thinks
that reality is better than fantasy.
321
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:22,528
But reality is bogus,
lame, and whack.
322
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,739
Objection, Your Honor.
That's conjecture.
323
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,199
Meow-verruled!
324
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,576
I'd like to show you
this "reality"
325
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,203
that Dipper loves so much.
326
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,497
Show you how it has
wronged my client, and Dipper,
327
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,624
their entire lives.
328
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,917
Exhibit "A."
329
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,586
Mabel's scrapbook.
330
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,631
Second grade,
October 10.
331
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,634
Photo day.
332
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,429
( Sniffling )
Darn allergies.
333
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,224
Boom! A million
slap bracelets.
334
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,601
I'm gonna have
the best photo ever.
335
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,813
And how do you like
my new pigtails?
336
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,773
Have fun, brat.
337
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,651
( Gasps )
You ruined my hair!
338
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,653
Dipper, what do I do?
339
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,239
Um, I... well...
I don't...
340
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,324
- ( sobbing )
- Mabel!
341
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,497
Mabel's fantasy was
having a great school photo,
342
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,458
but reality
had other plans.
343
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,210
Look, that was
one bad day.
344
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,296
One of many. February 14,
fourth grade.
345
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,591
- Valentine's Day.
- Oh, come on, man. You can't...
346
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,720
How many Valentines
did you get, Dipper?
347
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,809
Oh, hey,
Dipper didn't get any.
348
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,061
Oh, man, I thought
I was the class loser.
349
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,896
Hey, everyone,
Dipstick didn't get any.
350
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,692
( laughter )
351
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,697
I can't believe
that kid's your brother.
352
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,368
Hey, what's the point
of all this?
353
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,661
That was in the past.
354
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,913
Is your life
any better now, bro?
355
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,917
Heartbreak, disaster,
broken promises.
356
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,669
That's reality for you.
357
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,880
Out there,
it's nothing but heartbreak.
358
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,424
But in here,
who wants pug sundaes?
359
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,221
Hand me a microphone,
Xyler.
360
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,558
Totally
righteous, bro.
361
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,268
- Are we brothers?
- I don't know.
362
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,437
I think we're ready
for a verdict.
363
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,856
Wait! I haven't even
presented my case.
364
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,025
Do you even
have a case?
365
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,528
Yes, I do,
Your Honor.
366
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,865
I call as a witness
Mabel Pines.
367
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,116
( All gasping )
368
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,910
Uh, objection?
369
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,495
I'll allow it.
370
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,538
Us cats are famously
curious, meow meow.
371
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,998
( Spectators murmuring )
372
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,586
Mabel, listen.
373
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,047
I might not have
all the answers.
374
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,175
I'm not stylish,
and I'm not cool,
375
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,511
and I can't make
pugs appear out of thin air.
376
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,846
- Boo!
- Guilty!
377
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,557
But I know one thing well,
and that's you,
378
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,143
and I know that even though
you might act like it,
379
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,521
you don't wanna be
in this fantasy world.
380
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,232
Uh... pssshh!
Yeah, right.
381
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,359
You're scared
of growing up.
382
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,069
And who could
blame you?
383
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,779
I'm scared, too.
384
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,573
Uh... la la la la la la la!
I'm not listening.
385
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:16,077
Guards, the fingers.
386
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,662
Look, real life
stinks sometimes, okay?
387
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,664
I'm not gonna lie.
388
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,874
There's a better way
to get through it than denial,
389
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,460
and that's with help from
people who care about you.
390
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,462
It's how we've gotten
through our whole lives.
391
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,464
Just look.
392
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,259
Mabel, I figured out a way
to fix your photo.
393
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,177
What? You have a wig?
394
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,471
No, but I have a razor.
395
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,642
( laughs )
You're crazy.
396
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,911
We've always been there
for each other.
397
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,918
Mabel, I thought you were
living a fantasy,
398
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,336
but look at me.
399
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,046
I actually thought I was
gonna stay here
400
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,798
and be Ford's apprentice.
401
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,134
Spend my entire teens
cooped up in a basement
402
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,428
with a lab coat.
How ridiculous is that?
403
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,723
I don't know what's
gonna happen in the future,
404
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,933
but whatever it is,
you don't have to fear,
405
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,019
because we'll
do it together.
406
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,271
I'm not taking
Ford's apprenticeship.
407
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,648
We've traveled
to heck and back to get you,
408
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,483
and we're going back
together.
409
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,901
Leave this fantasy world.
410
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,613
Let's beat Bill
and grow up together.
411
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,492
Order. Order in the court!
412
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,911
Dang it, why is this hammer
squeaking?!
413
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,455
You mean it?
414
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,914
You're really
coming home with me?
415
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,416
Yes. Definitely.
416
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,418
Absolutely.
417
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,003
Awkward sibling hug?
418
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,298
- ( Frightened exclamations )
- Don't do it!
419
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,258
You do this,
and it's all over.
420
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,595
Sincere sibling hug.
421
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,348
Don't do the pats!
422
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,683
Pat, pat.
423
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,817
Oh, man.
424
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,695
I never noticed
how bright this place is.
425
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,365
Ugh! Have I actually been
listening to the same song
426
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,117
- for an entire week?
- ( anguished yowl )
427
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,244
Whoa, time to calm you down.
428
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,999
Uh, why isn't
this working?
429
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,877
Because your reign over
this land is over!
430
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,134
We gotta get outta here.
431
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,637
Soos, Wendy,
Paradise is cancelled.
432
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,605
Everyone get on.
433
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,738
Take us to freedom,
Giant Waddles. Yeah!
434
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,621
All right, guys,
are you ready for this?
435
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,081
Sorry, Mabeland.
436
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,501
It's time to burst
your bubble.
437
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,632
Whoa.
438
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,634
You all good?
Everyone good?
439
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,554
- (all laughing )
- We've missed you, Mabel.
440
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,682
Hey, Dipper, I appreciate
what you said back there.
441
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,101
But if you wanna take
Ford's apprenticeship,
442
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,561
I won't get
in your way.
443
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,688
Pfft. Miss out on
your awkward teen years?
444
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,690
You wish.
445
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,527
Man, I went nuts
back there.
446
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,822
I mean, come on, the real
world can't be that bad, right?
447
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,744
Oh, boy.
448
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,497
Where is everyone?
The town's deserted.
449
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,708
Did Bill already win?
450
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,627
Come on, guys. Let's see if we can
go hide out in the shack.
451
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,758
Yes! It's in shambles
just like we left it.
452
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,094
Oh, man, this is the first time I've
ever felt happy going to work.
453
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,888
Hello, house.
Hello, porch.
454
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,515
Hello, wads of gum
I left stuck to the couch.
455
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,601
( Muffled noises )
456
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,603
Wait. What was that?
457
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,688
Sh!
458
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,695
Let's get 'em, dudes.
459
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,989
ALL: Yah!!
460
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,241
( Screaming )
461
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,577
- Stan?
- Kids?
462
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,579
( Toilet flushes )
463
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,457
Just so everyone knows,
we're out of toilet paper.
464
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,418
Did I miss something?
465
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,381
Whoa, we survived.
466
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,718
But where are we?
467
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,514
Are we real?
468
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,307
Is this reality?
469
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,434
Jean-Paul Sartre
postulated that
470
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,478
every existing thing
is born without reason,
471
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,563
prolongs itself
out of weakness,
472
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,273
and dies by chance.
473
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,359
Totally righteous,
bro.
474
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,402
I know!
475
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:05,002
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