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Come on. Come on. Should be
just enough to finish the job.
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Phew! Can't be too careful
with this stuff.
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(alarm sounding )
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( clock beeping )
"Warning."
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Blah blah blah...
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"Extreme usage could result
in minor gravity anomalies."
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Can it, Poindexter.
I've come this far.
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I'm not giving up now.
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( Blares )
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Yes, this is it!
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( Bleats )
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STAN: It's gonna be a bumpy ride,
but it'll all be worth it.
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Just eighteen more hours.
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Finally, everything changes...
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today.
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MABEL: Aah! It's here!
It's here! It's here!
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( Yawns )
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Okay, so I was just opening
random doors, because I'm a creep,
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when I found
something amazing!
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If it was worth waking up at
7:00 am for, that will be amazing.
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Feast your eyes!
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DIPPER: Whoa!
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Bro. Bro.
We're both thinkin' it.
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BOTH: Crazy rooftop
fireworks party!
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Not so fast, kids.
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There is no way on earth you're setting
off those dangerous, illegal fireworks...
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without me.
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(all laughing)
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Here you go, sweetie!
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Set something on fire for your
Grunkle Stan!
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I am the god
of destruction!
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ALL: ( laughing )
Whoa!
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Yay! Whoo!
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Hold on a minute.
Do you have a permit for those?
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Uh...
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Uh, do you have a permit
for being totally lame?
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( All laughing )
HEY-o!
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( Chuckles )
Well, I can't argue with that.
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Carry on.
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Ha ha!
( sighs )
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But seriously, though, we should
probably clean this mess up.
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With water balloons?
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I don't see why not.
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Seriously?
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Ow.
Whoo!
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Ah, this is what
Saturdays are for.
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Doing dumb things forever!
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BOTH:
Dumb things forever!
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( laughing )
Whoa, there!
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To Grunkle Stan!
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Not just a great uncle--
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The greatest uncle!
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Ha ha. All right,
all right. I tell ya,
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it's unnatural for siblings to
get along as well as you do.
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Ha ha! Don't worry, we've still
got plenty of summer left
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to drive each other crazy.
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Heh...yeah...
plenty of summer left.
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Kids, there's something I, uh...
something I should tell you.
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It's, um... W-well, it's
complicated.
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I...
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I'm gonna go refresh my soda.
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Enjoy it while you can, Stan.
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They'll find out
sooner or later.
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Today's the day.
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What is that, a ladybug?
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(grunting )
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What the--
Oh, no!
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(grunts)
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Target's secure.
Take the house.
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( Helicopters whirring )
What the...?
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Kids are secure.
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Roof team, go!
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Clear!
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Clear!
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( Squeals )
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Pig secure--we
have secured a pig.
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STAN:
( groaning )
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Hey, hands off, you stooge!
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Aah! I don't understand!
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What did I do that warrants
this much arresting?
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The government guys?
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I thought you
got eaten by zombies.
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We survived...barely.
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I used Trigger
as a human shield.
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He cried like a baby.
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Wha--hey!
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Not in front
of the special ops guys.
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This is security footage
of a government waste facility.
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At 0400 hours last night, someone robbed
300 gallons of dangerous waste.
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What? You think
that's me?
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Don't play dumb
with us, Pines!
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But I actually am dumb!
Last night I was restocking
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the gift shop...I swear!
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Wait, Grunkle Stan!
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You've got the wrong guy!
Our Grunkle Stan might shoplift
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the occasional tangerine,
but he's notsome evil supervillain.
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Listen, kid. We've been watching
your family all summer,
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and we've seen
some disturbing things,
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but nothing as dangerous
as what your uncle is hiding.
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Somewhere hidden in this
shack is a doomsday device!
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Trigger, you take
the children.
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I'll talk to the old man.
Sorry to break it to you, kids,
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but you don't know
your uncle at all.
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Icee pop, clear!
Hey!
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Kids! You gotta believe me!
For once I'm actually innocent!
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Kids!
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(siren wailing )
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Headin' into work,
doot doo doo doo doo
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Ground team,
move move move!
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Break down the door!
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Or...maybe not.
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Stanford Pines, you stand accused
of theft of government waste,
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conspiracy, and possession
of illegal weapons.
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How do you plead
to these charges?
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Uh..."guiltoccent."
I mean, "innoguilty."
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Um...can I
have my phone call?
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Okay, give me whatever you
got that comes with a free toy.
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( Radio static )
Soos!
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Mr. Pines? Is this some sort
of possession situation?
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Soos, pick up!
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Mr. Pines,
what happened?
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I heard you got arrested
or something?
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I had to go get
some panic food.
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Listen, I need
something from you.
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You know that vending machine
in the gift shop?
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I need you to guard it
with your life.
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No matter what happens,
no matter who talks to you,
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don't let them touch
that machine!
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( static, beeping )
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Time for a repair guy...
to become a repair man.
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Sir, your Junior Yum-Yum
Baby-Time Kiddo Meal?
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Just put one in my mouth.
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Let's do this.
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We've got Mr. Pines
in custody.
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Our men are searching
the shack for that device.
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You take care
of those kids.
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( gasps )
What are you gonna do to us?
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- We'll be taking you to child services.
- Boo!
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In the meantime, enjoy
some mindless reality TV...
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designed to pacify you and make
you stop asking questions.
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I'm about to make
the incision.
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K er-prank!
Aah!
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You're watching Ker-Prank'd
with Justin Ker-Prank.
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Dipper, this is crazy.
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There's no way Stan was
stealing hazardous waste.
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We gotta clear his name!
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Hmm...
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Wait a minute,
the security tapes!
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Didn't Stan say he was restocking
the gift shop last night?
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If we could get the Mystery Shack's
surveillance tapes,
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we could prove
he's innocent!
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We just need to think
of a way out of here.
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Think, Mabel. Think.
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( Tapping on window )
( squeaking on glass )
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( gasps)
No!
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Oh oh oh aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
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TRIGGER: Mayday, mayday!
Agent down!
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Uhh! Darn branch!
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Uhh!
l-la ha! Yes!
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Backup! Requesting
backup! Aah!
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Come on, Dipper. We're gonna go
clear our uncle's name.
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Oh, you poor kids. You really think
your uncle's innocent?
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I've seen it all before.
False names, double lives.
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One minute, they're playing
with water balloons.
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The next, they're building
doomsday devices.
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Your uncle scammed
the whole world.
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You gonna let him
scam you, too?
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You--you don't know
what you're talking about.
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You're gonna regret this!
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( airbag deploys)
Aah!
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Only five more hours
till it happens.
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I gotta be there!
Come on, Stan,
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you gotta think
of a way out of this.
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Think!
Think!
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( Watch alarm beeping )
Huh?
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( Alarm beeping )
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They're getting stronger!
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Of course, that's it!
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H-hey! Whoa!
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Is it just me, or did the entire
world just hiccup?
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I'm sure it's just
a baby-sized earthquake.
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Aww, baby-sized!
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It's happening!
The end times!
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When that machine activates,
I gotta get outta town!
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Git in there,
raccoon wife, git!
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Eh?
( panting )
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( panting )
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( police siren )
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MABEL: All right,
here's the plan.
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I'll take out
those two guard guys,
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you karate-chop the other dude
in the neck,
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and then we'll back-flip
through the front door!
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Mabel, aren't you forgetting
the simpler solution?
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Oh, right.
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So is it a rock,
or is it a face?
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I think...
it's a metaphor.
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All right.
If I was Stan,
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where would I hide
those surveillance tapes?
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Wait! The Antelabbit!
201
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,125
Don't you mean
"jackalope"?
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Pfft!
That can't be right.
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Yes!
Yes!
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MABEL: It's this week!
This is it!
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( Dance music playing ) Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Someone yelled "Wormy Dance."
We had to!
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Fast-forward.
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DIPPER: Ha! There it is!
Stan restocking, like he said.
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And the date shows
it was last night!
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It's proof!
He's innocent!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, maybe he's just going
to the bathroom outdoors,
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the way nature intended.
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( Gasps )
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DIPPER: Oh, no.
Stan, you didn't!
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00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,755
Don't panic. That could be
anyone in that suit.
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00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,675
Aah! Hot Belgian waffles!
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Wait, I'm alone. I can swear
for real! Son-of-a--
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That's him, all right.
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00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:26,978
Okay, okay. So maybe Grunkle Stan
stole some toxic waste.
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That doesn't mean he's leading
a nefarious double life.
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Mabel,
I'm not so sure about that.
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What?
What is all this?
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Stetson Pinefield?
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00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,454
Hal Forrester?
Andrew "8-Ball" Alcatraz?
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These are fake IDs, Mabel!
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You wouldn't need these unless you
were trying to hide your real identity.
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But why would Stan
do that?
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What?
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DIPPER: "Stan Pines Dead"?
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MABEL: "Foul play suspected
in Pines' death."
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"Fiery car crash,
brakes cut..." By who?
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DIPPER: "Unnamed grifter
at large"?
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Why would they call him
"unnamed"?
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Unless Stan...
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...isn't...
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n-Stan?!
Stan?!
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DIPPER: Stan Pines is dead?
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Then who have we
been living with?
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It doesn't make
any sense!
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There has to be
some explanation.
242
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,839
Maybe we're getting
Ker-Pranked!
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Justin Ker-Prank
is gonna jump up
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from behind one of these plants,
any minute now!
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Any minute, Justin.
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Can't believe it! This whole summer
I've been looking for answers,
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and the biggest mystery
was right under our nose.
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00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,690
There's gotta be some kind
of explanation in here, somewhere.
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What the--?
250
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,318
"Secret Code to Hideout"?
251
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,237
Let me see that!
252
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,781
A1, B, C3...
253
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,825
I've never seen
a code like this.
254
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,159
Wait, I have!
255
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,620
Dipper,
it's the vending machine!
256
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,544
All right, Pines.
Play time is over.
257
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,879
Chopper's ready
to dust off to Washington.
258
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,798
I'll enjoy
putting you away.
259
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,551
What? Um, can't we stick
around for maybe one minute,
260
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,720
uh, one minute,
thirty seconds?
261
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,723
We're not falling
for your games, Pines.
262
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,558
You've been running
your whole life.
263
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,227
Your time is finally up.
264
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,730
Bathroom break?
Just gimme 15 seconds.
265
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,857
Sorry, but you've got
a flight to catch.
266
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,780
Oh, yeah?
So do you!
267
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,282
Huh?
268
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,701
(grunting )
269
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,497
POWERS: Whoa, whoa, hey!
270
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,333
Aah!
271
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,542
(grunting )
272
00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,757
POWERS: Hey!
Dang it, get back here!
273
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,383
POWERS: Men, get him!
274
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,598
POWERS: No! You won't get
away with this! Aah!
275
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,186
-Aah!
-Gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
276
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,396
POWERS: Ow!
( coffee mug breaks )
277
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,690
Whoa!
278
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:18,775
You know where
the Mystery Shack is?
279
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:19,901
Uh, yeah.
280
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,194
Okay,
here's a hundred bucks.
281
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,904
Drive as far away
from the Shack as possible,
282
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,573
and don't stop when the cops
start chasing you!
283
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,204
POWERS: He's getting away!
284
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,082
Obviously,
follow that cab!
285
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,461
Stanford escaped!
He's at large!
286
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,589
We need to sweep the town!
Move, move, move!
287
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,104
All right, Soos,
remember the plan.
288
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,814
Protect the machine,
earn Stan's trust,
289
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,483
legally get adopted by Stan,
change name to Stan Junior.
290
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,651
DIPPER: Soos!
Aah!
291
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,194
Oh, kids,
where have you been?
292
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,904
W-what are you doing here?
293
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,906
Stan gave me a mission
to protect this machine.
294
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,908
Ha! And I thought
I loved snacks!
295
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,327
Soos, listen. Something huge
is going on here.
296
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,329
If Stan is hiding
some dangerous secret,
297
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,914
we need to find out
what it is!
298
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,125
I need you
to step aside.
299
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:21,379
Yeah, just let us through so we can prove
this is all just a big misunderstanding.
300
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,508
Guys, I know this seems crazy, but I promised
Stan I would guard this with my life.
301
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,970
I'm sorry, Soos.
302
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,140
Aah! Attack glitter!
It's pretty, but it hurts!
303
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,683
Please, Soos!
C'mon, Soos!
304
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,893
Aw, c'mon, I don't wanna
fight you guys!
305
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,146
This hurts me
more than it hurts you!
306
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,897
( Grunting)
SOOS: Aah!
307
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,483
Seriously, it hurts me
way more than it hurts you.
308
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,906
ALL: Aah!
309
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,951
ALL: ( coughing )
310
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:52,952
Ohh...
311
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,579
ALL: ( gasp )
312
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,877
It's like something
from a video game.
313
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,587
Or a dream.
314
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,921
Or a nightmare.
315
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,929
I gotta be there
when it happens! Aah!
316
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:17,977
ALL: ( gasp )
317
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,940
Guys, are we dreaming?
Somebody wake me up.
318
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,859
This...can't be real.
319
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,237
I don't understand. Why would
Mr. Pines have all this?
320
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,656
It's just like
that bunker in the woods.
321
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,075
But what is it doing
underneath the Mystery Shack?
322
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:36,829
Okay, okay, so he's got a huge,
gigantic lab.
323
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,748
That doesn't mean
anything bad.
324
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,374
Everyone's got secrets!
325
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,794
It's still Stan,
and he loves us.
326
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,922
And we love him,
right?
327
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,049
Can't be...
it's impossible.
328
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,593
DIPPER: The other two journals?!
329
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,596
All this time, all this time,
Stan had them!
330
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,474
I can't believe it!
Was anything he said to us real?
331
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,351
Why would he have
those journals?
332
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,560
Maybe he's the author.
333
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,604
Or maybe he stole them
from the author!
334
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,814
Maybe the reason he has
all of those fake IDs
335
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,691
is because he is
a master criminal,
336
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,027
and this machine
is his master plan!
337
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,326
Whoa!
( gasps )
338
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,622
"I was wrong the whole time."
339
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,708
"The machine was meant to create
knowledge, but it is too powerful!"
340
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,835
"I was deceived,
and now it is too late!"
341
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,629
"The device,
if fully operational,
342
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,464
"could tear our universe apart!"
343
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,010
"It must not fall
into the wrong hands.
344
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:36,847
"If the clock ever reaches zero,
our universe is doomed."
345
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,645
It's the final countdown!
Just like they always sung about!
346
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,442
The agents were right!
We have to shut it down!
347
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,863
ALL: ( gasp )
348
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,871
There! Quick!
349
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,459
Turn these! Together!
350
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,672
That's it!
The shutdown switch!
351
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,636
This all stops now!
352
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:19,890
Don't touch that button!
( panting )
353
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:25,938
Dipper, just back away.
354
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,776
Please don't press that shutdown
button. You gotta trust me.
355
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,278
And I should trust you, why?
356
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,155
After you stole
radioactive waste,
357
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,990
after you lied to us
all summer!
358
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,908
I don't even know
who you are!
359
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,535
Look, I know this
all seems nuts,
360
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,162
but I need that machine
to stay on.
361
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,747
If you just
let me explain--
362
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,541
( watch beeping )
Oh! Oh, no! Brace yourselves!
363
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,127
ALL: (yelling )
364
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,010
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
365
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,012
Aah!
366
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,931
ALL: (yelling )
367
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,812
COMPUTER: T-minus 35 seconds.
368
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,856
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
369
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,275
Whoa, aah!
370
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,777
MABEL: Dipper!
371
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,864
Mabel! Hurry!
Shut it down!
372
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,241
(grunting )
373
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,452
No!
374
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,787
STAN: Mabel, Mabel, wait!
375
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,372
Stop! Uhh!
376
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,916
Soos, what are you doing?
I gave you an order!
377
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,834
Sorry, Mr. Pines,
if that is your real name,
378
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,837
but I have a new mission now,
protecting these kids!
379
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,631
Soos, you idiot,
let me go!
380
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:34,799
(grunts)
381
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,884
Let me go!
C'mon!
382
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,636
Mabel, press
the red button!
383
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,430
- Shut it down!
- No, you can't! You gotta trust me!
384
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:46,477
Grunkle Stan, I don't even know
if you're my Grunkle!
385
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,312
I wanna believe you,
but--
386
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,022
Then listen to me.
Remember this morning,
387
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,067
when I said I wanted
to tell you guys something?
388
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,694
COMPUTER: T-minus 20 seconds.
ALL: ( yelling )
389
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,616
I wanted to say that you're gonna hear
some bad things about me,
390
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,078
and some of 'em are true, but trust
me, everything I've worked for,
391
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,997
everything I care about,
it's all for this family.
392
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,833
Mabel,
what if he's lying?
393
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,585
This thing could destroy
the universe! Listen to your head!
394
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,170
STAN: Look into my eyes, Mabel!
395
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,839
You really think
I'm a bad guy?
396
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,883
He's lying!
Shut it down, now!
397
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:18,801
STAN: Mabel, please!
398
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,344
COMPUTER: Ten, nine...
399
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:25,891
Grunkle Stan...
400
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,518
COMPUTER: Six, five...
401
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,106
I trust you.
402
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,400
Mabel, are you crazy?!
We're all gonna--
403
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,735
COMPUTER: One.
404
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:38,904
No!
405
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:39,905
Aah!
406
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:40,906
Aah!
407
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,032
Aah!
408
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,571
W-what?
Who is that?
409
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,615
The author
of the journals.
410
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,869
STAN: My brother!
411
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,871
Is this the part
where one of us faints?
412
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:33,667
Oh, I am so on it, dude.
413
00:21:33,717 --> 00:21:38,267
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