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Honey, you are going to lomy
Halloween costume this year.
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But not as much as you are
gonna love mine.
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No, you're gonna love mine more.
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- No, you're gonna love mine more.
- Guys!
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Save the creepiness for tonight.
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By the way, I can't take Charlie
trick-or-treating this year.
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I've got plans.
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Ivy and I can take her. We're going to
a party, but that's not until later.
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You wanna know what my plans are?
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Okay, you forced it out of me.
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I am going out.
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With a girl.
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So is Emmett going as Beyonce again?
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Her name is Zoey, and I met her
while delivering chicken...
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Two piece, dark meat, gravy on the side.
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- Wow, she sounds great.
- I know.
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She's a lot of fun.
You're gonna love her.
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Love her already.
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Stop that.
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Well, I for one am glad to hear.
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That P.J. Has gotten over Skyler
and has found a new girl.
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Hey, so long as I don't have to look.
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At Beyonce Emmett, I'm happy.
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♪ today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running lateand dad jokes ♪
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♪ "has anybodyseen my left shoe?" ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it isup on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,I survived ♪
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♪ so just takemy advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I knowyour future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everythingturns out all right ♪
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♪ sure lifeis up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,it comes back around ♪
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- Happy Halloween, Mrs. Dabney.
- What do you want?
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I see you put on
early this year. E.
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And I see you're going devil child again.
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Oh, you added the word "evil"
this year. Nice touch.
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I like to keep it fresh.
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Anyhoo, I'm here to talk about the trouble.
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That you always have on Halloween.
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You mean the trouble
that started 11 years ago.
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About the same time you learned to walk?
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Every year,
and your house gets egged.Red.
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For just $50,
that stops. Sure.
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So you're offering me protection...
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From you.
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From an unnamed hooligan.
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Named Gabe.
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Who hurt you so bad that you can't trust?
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All right, fine.
I guess I have no choice.
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- You've got a deal.
- All right.
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I'll just take that 50 and
we'll move on with our lives.
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I don't have that kind of
money just sitting around.
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I'm gonna need a little time.
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All right.
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You better hurry.
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It gets dark very early this time of year.
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I love Halloween.
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So do I.
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Well, Charlie, as you can probably see.
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Us Duncans take Halloween.
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Very seriously.
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I'm home.
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Oh, I wonder who that could be.
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Why, it's dad!
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Hi, I'm Bob.
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Of Bob's bugs be gone.
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How's your vermin?
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I'm home!
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Well, if it isn't...
Ashley tisdale?
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I'm mom,
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And I'm a star.
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Ba-bam!
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Yeah? Well well, I'm
not an exterminator.
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I'm a pest control specialist.
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Did I ever tell you about the time
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I went to southwest Denver
community college?
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Me want donut.
Me want donut.
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Well, things are getting a little ugly.
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We'll see you at Thanksgiving.
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Hey, Gabe. You gonna
put on your costume?
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Hey, everybody.
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- What are you supposed to be?
- I'm a goth wearing a mustache.
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Well, that's kind of a weird costume.
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Not as weird as little bo peep.
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Well, actually, the little bo
peep costume wasn't appropriate...
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There was not enough bo,
a little too much peep.
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- Hmm.
- No, I'm Mary.
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From "mary had
a little lamb."
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Oh! But I seem to be
missing something.
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Oh, little lamb.
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- Go ahead, Charlie, say it.
- Baa.
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Carrots?
Where's the candy?
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Oh, we're not giving out candy this year.
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I thought it would be fun to
hand out healthy snacks instead.
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We're gonna be that house?
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Our first trick-or-treater.
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Carrots?
You're thhouse?
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Ivy, we're going to a costume party.
Where is your costume?
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Oh, I've got a costume.
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That is so real.
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I was gonna put the cleaver on my head,
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But I didn't wanna compete with all this.
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- Trick or treat!
- Oh my gosh, a Teddy bear.
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That is so adorable.
You know, my name is Teddy.
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Trick or treat!
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Here you go, Teddy bear.
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Carrots.
You're kidding, right?
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Teddy bear's got a little 'tude.
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- Happy Halloween.
- Thanks.
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Don't bother.
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Mrs. Dabney?
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Go away!
This is a recording!
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It's Gabe!
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Huh! Ironic,
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Considering all the times I've
thought about removing your head.
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I'm here for my 50 bucks.
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- First sign this.
- What is it?
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A contract guaranteeing.
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That nothing's gonna happen
to my house tonight.
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Now go away before you attract
the treat-or-trickers.
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You mean
the trick-or-treaters?
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Whatever.
I hate this holiday.
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I've got it.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Zoey, I'd like you to meet
my mom... I mean my dad...
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Guys, your costumes are too good.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hey. - And your costume
is blowing my mind.
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- Right?
- Well, I guess.
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Um, who exactly are you supposed to be?
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My sister.
She looks like this.
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Wow. Now I get it.
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My parents are dressed as each other.
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- Yeah. - You remind me
a lot of my parents.
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- Do they like to have fun too?
- No, I meant that there are two of them.
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Well, we should get going.
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- Have fun.
- Yeah. Bye.
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Wow, she's a spark plug.
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Hey, Beyonce Emmett's
looking better and better.
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Hey, kiddo, that your second costume?
It's kinda lame.
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Yeah, who cares?
Second time around is all about volume.
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- What do you want?
- I want to show you something.
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What? I didn't do this.
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Someone did, and I paid you $50
to protect my house.
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But it wasn't me.
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But it will be you cleaning it up.
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Huh! I don't...
I don't think so.
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Let's take a closer look
at the contract you signed.
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Right there.
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"if provider, Gabe Duncan, fails
to protect said residence,"
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The provider, Gabe Duncan,
agrees to work for Mrs. Dabney.
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For one full day..."
work for you doing what?
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- Keep reading. - "...Doing whatever Mrs.
Dabney tells him to."
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- You tricked me.
- And that's my treat.
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Oh.
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- Go ahead, Charlie.
Go get a piece of candy. - Go ahead.
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- Charlie!
- I'll get her.
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That was hilarious!
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No, it wasn't.
What is wrong with you?
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What's wrong with you?
It's Halloween.
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Yeah, but scaring
a two-year-old isn't funny.
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- It's mean.
- She's only two?
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I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
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- Here, take some extra candy.
- Thank you.
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Oh! What?
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Karl, one;
Trick-or-treaters, zero.
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Oh, what is that horrible smell?
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I added some rotten eggs to the fake blood.
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It's kind of my secret sauce.
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Ugh!
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I can't go to a party smelling like this.
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A party? I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
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Reach into the cauldron.
There's some perfume in there.
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Oh, reach into your own
cauldron, you clump nugget!
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I hate that Karl kid!
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I mean, no one would even
talk to me at the party.
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Can you blame them?
Mary had a little smell.
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We need to teach Karl a lesson.
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Well, can you teach it from over there?
You've still got a little stink on.
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Ivy,
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I want revenge.
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Okay, so what's your plan?
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How about this?
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I get a library card in Karl's name,
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I check out a lot of books.
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And I keep them well past their due dates.
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Okay, I'm no good
at this. Help me.
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Okay, fasten your seat belt.
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Ivy's gonna introduce you to
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the dark side.
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I hate November 1st.
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Yeah, that's the problem
with malted milk balls...
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One's too many and 1,000 aren't enough.
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No more candy ever again.
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- Right after this piece.
- Nuh-uh. That's it.
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I'm throwing the rest out.
Ooh, caramel.
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Hey, everybody.
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Uh, you do know Halloween's over.
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Why are you still wearing your costume?
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This isn't my costume.
This is my new look.
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So you weren't in costume last night?
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Well, sure I was.
Hello, fake mustache?
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- P.J., you're a goth now?
- That's right,
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And because I'm the total
opposite of what I used to be,
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From now on
call me j.P.
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If you're the total opposite, shouldn't
we call you Albert Einstein?
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Albert who?
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P.J., I don't understand.
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- Why are you doing this?
- Zoey.
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Oh. That's why.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I think I like the sister better.
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Okay.
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All the egg's gone.
Can I take a break now?
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Hold on, let me check the contract.
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Nope.
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All right, what's next?
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I need you to give kaboodle a bath.
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I'm not giving your Cat a bath!
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- What else you got?
- Shave Mr. Dabney's back.
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Here, Kitty Kitty.
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That Cat of yours
does not like taking baths.
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I know. That's why
I had you do it.
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All right,
what... what's next?
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You need to give kaboodle his vitamin.
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Is he supposed to swallow this?
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Oh no, that goes in the other end.
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And if you thought
he didn't like baths? Ooh!
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Hey, Zoey and I are going out now.
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Don't wait up.
We'll be back kinda late.
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- Where are you kids off to?
- Well, I suggested minigolf,
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But Zoey wanted to go to the cemetery.
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So we compromised... we're
going to the cemetery.
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- Who are you?
- I'm P.J.
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No.
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Thank you for reminding me.
I'm j.P. Now.
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Okay, well, whoever you are,
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Are you sure about this goth thing?
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Mom, dad, don't worry.
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I'm still the same guy you know and love.
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Oh, mom, by the way, I ran out of eyeliner.
252
00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:06,202
And I had to borrow some of yours.
253
00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:12,966
Bob, what are we gonna do about this?
254
00:15:12,993 --> 00:15:16,203
- Nothing.
- Doing nothing isn't my thing.
255
00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:20,130
Trust me, P.J. Is
gonna be just fine.
256
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,965
Forgot my nail polish.
257
00:15:24,192 --> 00:15:26,032
And if he isn't, then we've got.
258
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,100
All these other kids
we can pin our hopes on.
259
00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:34,864
All right, I've done
everything you've asked.
260
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,230
- Can I go now?
- Well,
261
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,995
I hate to see a beautiful day end,
262
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:48,170
But you can go after you
take out that trash.
263
00:15:53,191 --> 00:15:56,901
What's all this?
Egg cartons,
264
00:15:56,927 --> 00:15:58,167
Toilet paper rolls.
265
00:15:58,196 --> 00:16:01,066
You set me up.
266
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:04,861
I don't know what you're talking about.
267
00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:08,067
You egged and t.P.'d
your own house.
268
00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:10,995
Who hurt you so bad that you can't trust?
269
00:16:16,966 --> 00:16:18,996
Well played, Mrs. D.
270
00:16:19,024 --> 00:16:20,934
You are a worthy adversary.
271
00:16:20,962 --> 00:16:22,962
As are you.
272
00:16:22,989 --> 00:16:26,059
- Until next year?
- I'll be here.
273
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:36,129
- You wanted to see me?
- Yeah, Karl, come on in.
274
00:16:37,154 --> 00:16:39,194
Come on.
Look, have a seat.
275
00:16:39,222 --> 00:16:42,092
Listen, I've got to warn you
about my friend Teddy.
276
00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:43,859
You ticked off the wrong person.
277
00:16:43,887 --> 00:16:45,927
So what, I'm supposed
to be afraid her now?
278
00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:47,955
Veafraid.
279
00:16:47,993 --> 00:16:49,793
She has problems...
280
00:16:49,821 --> 00:16:52,091
Anger problems.
281
00:16:53,257 --> 00:16:56,797
Mary had a little lamb has anger problems?
282
00:16:56,824 --> 00:16:59,794
Yes, and when you messed
with her little lamb,
283
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,990
Scary is where Mary is sure to go.
284
00:17:04,955 --> 00:17:06,895
Ivy, I'm back.
285
00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:09,123
Oh no.
Okay, this isn't good.
286
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:12,821
Stay here.
I'll deal with this.
287
00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:20,721
Don't get mad.Karl's here.
288
00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:22,958
What?! What, he's here?!
289
00:17:22,986 --> 00:17:25,026
Who brought himinto this house?!
290
00:17:25,054 --> 00:17:26,984
I just wanted to make peace.
291
00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:29,692
I told younot to get involved!
292
00:17:29,719 --> 00:17:30,989
What are you doing?
293
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:34,057
Put that down! No!
294
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:44,026
Save yourself.
295
00:17:44,054 --> 00:17:45,884
She's not right.
296
00:17:53,953 --> 00:17:55,853
Hello, Karl.
297
00:18:02,754 --> 00:18:05,784
- Don't hurt me.
- Oh, don't worry.
298
00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:09,891
In a minute,
you won't feel anything.
299
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:13,056
- Ha!
- Please, I'm sorry!
300
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:16,853
Let me go!
301
00:18:16,879 --> 00:18:19,849
No!
302
00:18:19,886 --> 00:18:22,046
Yeah, you keep running, Karl!
303
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,913
And don't come back!
304
00:18:23,951 --> 00:18:26,721
That was awesome.
305
00:18:26,748 --> 00:18:28,018
You were awesome.
306
00:18:28,047 --> 00:18:30,647
Great plan, smart plan.
307
00:18:30,684 --> 00:18:32,084
You know, you're a genius.
308
00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:34,783
Oh, you're a genius.
309
00:18:36,019 --> 00:18:38,019
- Locked out?
- Locked out.
310
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:46,720
"but the fact is I was napping,"
311
00:18:46,747 --> 00:18:48,987
And so gently you came rapping,
312
00:18:49,015 --> 00:18:51,885
And so faintly you came tapping,
313
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,722
Tapping at my chamber door,
314
00:18:54,749 --> 00:18:56,819
That I scarce was sureI heard you...
315
00:18:56,847 --> 00:18:59,617
Here I opened widethe door;
316
00:18:59,654 --> 00:19:01,914
- Darkness there..."- Be right back.
317
00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:03,881
"deep into the darkness peering,"
318
00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:06,549
Long I stood there wondering, fearing,
319
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:10,656
- Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal...
" - Mom.
320
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,550
Hi, sweetie.
321
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,818
What are you doing here?
322
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,557
Oh, just...
323
00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:20,654
Paying my respects.
324
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,051
To who?
325
00:19:23,848 --> 00:19:26,688
Ezekiel fitchhorn.
326
00:19:27,884 --> 00:19:30,014
He died in 1928.
327
00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:32,852
Time does not heal all wounds.
328
00:19:34,687 --> 00:19:35,887
Really, mom, what are you doing here?
329
00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:37,845
Oh, P.J., come here.
330
00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:41,851
- Honey, I'm worried about you.
- Stop worrying.
331
00:19:41,879 --> 00:19:43,849
This is who I am now.
332
00:19:43,877 --> 00:19:45,987
It just doesn't
seem like you.
333
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,813
Honey, you're in the middle of a cemetery.
334
00:19:49,851 --> 00:19:53,021
At 11:00 at night when you
could be at home in bed.
335
00:19:53,047 --> 00:19:55,887
- I do like to go to bed early.
- I know,
336
00:19:55,914 --> 00:19:58,744
Because you're not a nighttime person.
337
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,611
I know.
I'm a daytime person.
338
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:05,548
Aw. And look at you,
all in black.
339
00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:08,644
- Black isn't me.
I like pastels. - Right.
340
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,950
Sweetie,
341
00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:12,878
When you're with the right person,
342
00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:15,016
You don't have to change who you are.
343
00:20:15,044 --> 00:20:17,744
Then why are you always
trying to change dad?
344
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,041
Because that's wio am.
345
00:20:21,577 --> 00:20:24,977
Honey, you are such a great guy,
346
00:20:25,013 --> 00:20:28,783
And somewhere out there
is a very lucky girl.
347
00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:30,979
Who will find that out.
I promise.
348
00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:33,916
- Come here.
- Thanks, mom.
349
00:20:36,911 --> 00:20:38,951
- So are you gonna talk to Zoey?
- Yeah.
350
00:20:38,979 --> 00:20:40,679
I've just gotta be honest with her,
351
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,777
You know, tell her it's not working.
352
00:20:42,815 --> 00:20:45,945
"so that now, to the still
beating of my heart..."
353
00:20:45,981 --> 00:20:47,641
The police
are here! Run!
354
00:20:50,846 --> 00:20:52,846
What was that?
355
00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:55,544
I don't like to hurt people.
356
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:57,781
That's who I am.
357
00:21:02,973 --> 00:21:06,783
Well, Charlie, my trip to the
dark side went very well.
358
00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:09,949
- I showed her the way.
- Yeah.
359
00:21:09,976 --> 00:21:11,906
Turns out I like scaring people,
360
00:21:11,944 --> 00:21:14,574
and I'm good at it.
361
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,909
Really good at it.
362
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,615
Scarily good at it.
363
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,640
Give it a rest, Mary.
364
00:21:27,337 --> 00:21:28,397
Good luck, Charlie.
365
00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:43,762
Well, hello hello hello.
366
00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:46,599
Do I know you?
367
00:21:46,627 --> 00:21:49,467
I am the ghost of Ezekiel fitchhorn.
368
00:21:49,494 --> 00:21:50,694
You paid me a visit the other night.
369
00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:52,733
I'm here to return the favor.
370
00:21:54,798 --> 00:21:57,768
- Come on in.
- Why thank you.
371
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,462
Say, has anyone ever told you.
372
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,600
You're the bee's knees?
373
00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:07,538
Uh, my great-grandfather.
374
00:22:09,393 --> 00:22:11,703
How would you like
to make time with a ghost?
375
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,731
Oh, Zeke, that's really flattering,
376
00:22:13,768 --> 00:22:16,498
90 years older and dead,
377
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,495
I'd be all over that.
378
00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:21,603
Since I'm not...
379
00:22:23,548 --> 00:22:27,398
Next time, a simple note "Thank you" will suffice.
380
00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:31,998
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