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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,618 --> 00:00:06,418 You will not believe the conversation 2 00:00:06,447 --> 00:00:08,517 I just overheard between Gabe and his friend Jake. 3 00:00:08,555 --> 00:00:12,185 So you were snooping. 4 00:00:13,521 --> 00:00:16,221 I wasn't snooping. 5 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:19,119 I was tiptoeing down the stairs. 6 00:00:19,156 --> 00:00:21,556 When I paused for a break. 7 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:25,453 Aha, go on, snoopy. 8 00:00:25,491 --> 00:00:28,121 Okay, so anyway, 9 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:30,259 Gabe says, "heather is so hot." 10 00:00:30,287 --> 00:00:33,187 And Jake's all, "so hot!" 11 00:00:33,225 --> 00:00:35,425 And then Gabe says, "I really like her, 12 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:37,263 But I'm too nervous to talk to her." 13 00:00:37,292 --> 00:00:39,492 And Jake's all, "dude, you gotta hike up your skirt. 14 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:41,530 And ask her out." 15 00:00:43,227 --> 00:00:45,327 Bob, what are we gonna do about this? 16 00:00:45,365 --> 00:00:48,425 How about we make you wear a bell so the kids can hear you coming? 17 00:00:50,391 --> 00:00:53,231 I'm talking about Gabe being too shy to talk to girls. 18 00:00:53,259 --> 00:00:56,329 Once again, mama ames has to solve the problem. 19 00:00:56,366 --> 00:00:58,326 Ooh, snooping and meddling. 20 00:00:58,365 --> 00:01:02,065 Mama ames is on fire today. 21 00:01:02,092 --> 00:01:04,292 You know what? I think I got a bell in the garage. 22 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,128 What you got there, kiddo? 23 00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:10,466 I'm just going through my old school photos. 24 00:01:10,495 --> 00:01:12,395 We're getting our pictures taken in a couple of days. 25 00:01:12,434 --> 00:01:15,134 And I am determined for once to not look like a dork. 26 00:01:15,161 --> 00:01:16,461 What's wrong with your pictures? 27 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:19,130 Well, let's stroll down memory lane, shall we? 28 00:01:19,168 --> 00:01:22,368 Here I am in kindergarten. 29 00:01:22,396 --> 00:01:25,436 Yeah, that was the day we learned about static electricity. 30 00:01:25,463 --> 00:01:28,363 I just finished rubbing my head with a balloon. 31 00:01:29,530 --> 00:01:32,070 Well, honey, they can't all be that bad. 32 00:01:32,098 --> 00:01:34,338 Oh, can't they? Here I am again, third grade. 33 00:01:34,366 --> 00:01:37,236 That was the morning that baby Gabe threw a sippy cup at me. 34 00:01:40,331 --> 00:01:42,501 Baby Gabe... such a little terror. 35 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:47,438 - And we thought it was just a phase. - Yeah. 36 00:01:47,465 --> 00:01:50,235 Hey, mom, how can I make sure that I take a good picture? 37 00:01:50,273 --> 00:01:51,473 Do what I do when I wanna look good. 38 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:54,102 Go buy a new outfit. 39 00:01:55,309 --> 00:01:59,239 Well, would you... would you pay for this new outfit? 40 00:01:59,276 --> 00:02:02,406 Oh, sweetheart, I give advice, not money. 41 00:02:02,603 --> 00:02:03,803 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 42 00:02:06,070 --> 00:02:09,010 ♪ today's all burnt toast ♪ 43 00:02:09,038 --> 00:02:10,378 ♪ running late and dad jokes ♪ 44 00:02:10,407 --> 00:02:13,377 ♪ "has anybody seen my left shoe?" ♪ 45 00:02:13,405 --> 00:02:15,305 ♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪ 46 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,073 ♪ grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪ 47 00:02:17,112 --> 00:02:19,112 ♪ there it is up on the roof ♪ 48 00:02:20,309 --> 00:02:23,309 ♪ I've been there, I survived ♪ 49 00:02:23,347 --> 00:02:26,407 ♪ so just take my advice ♪ 50 00:02:26,444 --> 00:02:30,214 ♪ hang in there, baby, things are crazy ♪ 51 00:02:30,241 --> 00:02:33,181 ♪ but I know your future's bright ♪ 52 00:02:33,209 --> 00:02:35,109 ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ 53 00:02:35,147 --> 00:02:36,407 ♪ there's no maybe ♪ 54 00:02:36,446 --> 00:02:39,376 ♪ everything turns out all right ♪ 55 00:02:39,414 --> 00:02:41,484 ♪ sure life is up and down ♪ 56 00:02:41,512 --> 00:02:45,412 ♪ but trust me, it comes back around ♪ 57 00:02:45,449 --> 00:02:49,419 ♪ you're gonna love who you turn out to be ♪ 58 00:02:50,415 --> 00:02:53,385 ♪ hang in there, baby. ♪ 59 00:02:53,582 --> 00:02:54,782 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 60 00:03:03,185 --> 00:03:05,325 This show is so funny. What's it called? 61 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:08,353 "the gurgles." right, Charlie? Te show, 62 00:03:11,218 --> 00:03:13,388 Well, it's my favorite show. 63 00:03:16,084 --> 00:03:18,324 Oh, I'd better go, 64 00:03:18,352 --> 00:03:21,192 But first, of you and me. Re. 65 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:22,390 Can it wait till tomorrow? 66 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,259 It'll give me a chance to trim my beard. 67 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:27,258 Beard? I don't see anything. 68 00:03:27,295 --> 00:03:31,025 Really? I've been growing it out for, like, a month. 69 00:03:31,062 --> 00:03:32,992 Well, I really need a picture now. 70 00:03:33,021 --> 00:03:35,191 All right. Well, nobody else is home, 71 00:03:35,229 --> 00:03:37,359 So Charlie will have to take it. 72 00:03:37,397 --> 00:03:39,357 Okay, Charlie, come here for a second. 73 00:03:39,395 --> 00:03:41,995 This is very easy. Very easy, okay. 74 00:03:42,023 --> 00:03:44,323 You're gonna push this little button halfway down to focus. 75 00:03:44,362 --> 00:03:47,032 Then when the green light goes from flashing to solid, 76 00:03:47,059 --> 00:03:49,259 Push it all the way down until you hear the click. 77 00:03:49,298 --> 00:03:51,428 Okay? 78 00:03:51,466 --> 00:03:53,226 Okay? 79 00:03:55,363 --> 00:03:57,133 Or we can just take it ourselves. 80 00:03:59,329 --> 00:04:01,329 Ready? Smile. 81 00:04:01,368 --> 00:04:03,328 Let's see. 82 00:04:03,366 --> 00:04:07,166 - Aw. Yeah. - Oh, it's beautiful. 83 00:04:07,193 --> 00:04:09,933 Well, uh, I'd better go. 84 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,100 - There you go. - Thanks. 85 00:04:14,397 --> 00:04:16,997 Goodbye, P.J. 86 00:04:17,035 --> 00:04:19,895 Oh, whoa, hey. 87 00:04:19,933 --> 00:04:21,193 Uh, are you okay? 88 00:04:21,232 --> 00:04:24,132 I'm fine. It's just that... 89 00:04:26,268 --> 00:04:28,128 I'm fine. 90 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:29,396 Okay. See you tomorrow? 91 00:04:31,164 --> 00:04:33,064 Bye. 92 00:04:37,339 --> 00:04:39,369 That was weird. 93 00:04:39,397 --> 00:04:42,337 Oh, man, this thing is driving me crazy. I gotta go shave. 94 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,906 Spencer? 95 00:04:55,944 --> 00:04:57,904 Teddy, hi. 96 00:04:57,942 --> 00:05:01,012 Hey, you're rockin' those flips. 97 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:04,079 What are you doing here? 98 00:05:04,107 --> 00:05:06,107 Without a shirt? 99 00:05:07,215 --> 00:05:09,915 Oh, I, uh... I work here. 100 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,943 - Oh. - Hang on. Yeah, I'm open. 101 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,880 Nice toss, brah. 102 00:05:15,908 --> 00:05:17,848 So this is work? 103 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:19,276 Yeah, I'm an in-store model. 104 00:05:19,315 --> 00:05:22,275 It's all part of selling the hot teen summer lifestyle. 105 00:05:22,313 --> 00:05:26,153 Hey, those shades are tight. 106 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:28,210 So you just... you stand here. 107 00:05:28,248 --> 00:05:30,278 And you act dumb? 108 00:05:30,316 --> 00:05:33,146 That's the stupidest job I've ever heard of. 109 00:05:33,184 --> 00:05:36,854 Well, I get a huge discount on all the clothes. 110 00:05:36,881 --> 00:05:39,081 Oh, I want a stupid job too. 111 00:05:39,119 --> 00:05:41,049 - I guess I could get you an interview. - Okay. 112 00:05:41,088 --> 00:05:42,318 Hey, righteous boardshorts, dude. 113 00:05:42,357 --> 00:05:44,287 And they won't set you back too much cheddar. 114 00:05:44,315 --> 00:05:47,225 Yeah, that's right. Lookin' gouda. 115 00:05:48,991 --> 00:05:51,021 Gouda? 116 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:54,920 I... I thought we were doing a cheese thing. 117 00:06:04,149 --> 00:06:06,019 Dear P.J., 118 00:06:06,058 --> 00:06:08,828 I have something to tell you, so I'm writing this note. 119 00:06:08,855 --> 00:06:10,125 But since you're not a big reader, 120 00:06:10,154 --> 00:06:12,094 I taped it for you instead. 121 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:14,993 There's a boom box on the bench. Hit "play." 122 00:06:20,196 --> 00:06:23,096 So this is kind of hard. 123 00:06:23,124 --> 00:06:26,934 I have to tell you that... 124 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:31,200 I'm sorry. I can't go on. Just go back to the note. 125 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,793 I've got some really bad news. 126 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:40,831 My dad has been transferred to New York City, 127 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:43,260 Which means I'm moving there. 128 00:06:43,298 --> 00:06:46,168 I wanted to tell you, but it made me so sad to say goodbye, 129 00:06:46,195 --> 00:06:48,095 I just couldn't. 130 00:06:48,134 --> 00:06:50,094 I'll miss you forever. 131 00:06:50,132 --> 00:06:53,102 Oh, by the way, this is Skyler. 132 00:06:55,828 --> 00:06:57,828 Now press "play" again. 133 00:07:16,801 --> 00:07:18,101 What's going on? 134 00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:20,900 Here, read that. 135 00:07:27,003 --> 00:07:30,003 P.J., I'm so sorry. 136 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,970 Dad, she was... she was the love of my life. 137 00:07:33,008 --> 00:07:34,908 I mean, I'll never be happy again. 138 00:07:34,936 --> 00:07:37,846 - Okay, I know it feels that way now... - No, I'll never be happy again. 139 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,144 - P.J., in time... - No, never! 140 00:07:39,173 --> 00:07:41,773 All right, all right, you're never gonna be happy again. 141 00:07:41,811 --> 00:07:43,111 How can you say that? 142 00:07:51,143 --> 00:07:55,043 Oh, what you doing? Having a snack. 143 00:08:04,882 --> 00:08:07,812 Can I help you with something? 144 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:11,150 Nope, just making convo with my boy. 145 00:08:12,786 --> 00:08:14,786 Or should I say young man? 146 00:08:14,814 --> 00:08:17,054 Yeah, I'm out of here. 147 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:20,052 Nope. Sit in that chair. 148 00:08:22,718 --> 00:08:25,148 - Let's talk about school. - Okay. 149 00:08:25,186 --> 00:08:28,916 - How are your classmates? - My classmates? 150 00:08:28,953 --> 00:08:32,793 Boy classmates, girl classmates... 151 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:34,090 Heather. 152 00:08:35,887 --> 00:08:37,987 Heather? Wait, how'd you know about her? 153 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:41,056 Your dad is such a snoop. 154 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:44,153 Anyway, if you ever wanna talk about her, I'm here for you. 155 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,821 No, we are never having that conversation. 156 00:08:47,858 --> 00:08:51,688 Gabe, I'm a girl. I know what girls like. 157 00:08:51,725 --> 00:08:53,985 Honey, I just want you to have the right information. 158 00:08:54,023 --> 00:08:56,123 Mom, if I need information about girls, 159 00:08:56,151 --> 00:08:58,121 I'll get it where all 12-year-olds get it: 160 00:08:58,159 --> 00:09:00,089 From a 13-year-old. 161 00:09:04,824 --> 00:09:07,054 How cute. 162 00:09:07,092 --> 00:09:09,092 He thinks this is over. 163 00:09:13,897 --> 00:09:15,857 Okay, just remember, try and be... 164 00:09:15,895 --> 00:09:17,865 - Not smart. Right, got it. - Yeah, okay. 165 00:09:19,093 --> 00:09:21,063 Teddy, this is my manager rain. 166 00:09:21,091 --> 00:09:23,661 Oh, rain. I love it. 167 00:09:23,699 --> 00:09:26,729 It's like so... Wet. 168 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,835 So you two go to school together? 169 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,693 Yeah, that's right. We're school buds. 170 00:09:32,732 --> 00:09:35,902 I mean, when I bother to show up. 171 00:09:35,929 --> 00:09:38,799 And how are your grades? 172 00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:41,737 Not good... mostly cs. 173 00:09:41,764 --> 00:09:44,834 And ds ds, mostly ds. 174 00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:46,662 I like this girl. 175 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,670 So what do you like to do in your free time? 176 00:09:48,699 --> 00:09:51,839 I like to hug myself? 177 00:09:53,665 --> 00:09:55,765 I like to chill. Chill! I like to chill. 178 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,633 Cool. 179 00:09:57,672 --> 00:10:00,872 Okay, let's see how you do with a beach ball. 180 00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:03,909 Yeah, you're just gonna wanna... okay. 181 00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:08,874 What was that? 182 00:10:10,072 --> 00:10:12,642 If you're gonna work here, 183 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:15,880 You have to make me believe that you love catching beach balls. 184 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:19,077 - Okay okay, all right. - Yeah. Again. 185 00:10:23,711 --> 00:10:25,681 It's fun. 186 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,879 I think you could be hot teen summer material... 187 00:10:27,907 --> 00:10:29,847 Awesome, stoked. 188 00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:31,916 ...If you do something about that pale skin. 189 00:10:31,944 --> 00:10:34,014 Sorry, what? 190 00:10:34,042 --> 00:10:36,842 You have to look like you live in the sun. 191 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,680 At h. T.S... 192 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:40,949 - The sun is your daddy. - Mm-hmm. 193 00:10:42,116 --> 00:10:44,076 So come back tomorrow at 4:00. 194 00:10:44,114 --> 00:10:45,984 If you have a tan, you've got a job. 195 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,913 - Okay. - Okay. 196 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:51,880 What am I supposed to do? I burn too easily in the sun. 197 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,748 Do what we all do... get some bronzer. 198 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,747 A spray-on tan. I can do that. 199 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:56,845 - Thanks. - Yep. 200 00:10:56,884 --> 00:10:57,984 Well, I should probably get going. 201 00:10:58,013 --> 00:10:59,883 You know we have that big physics test tomorrow. 202 00:10:59,922 --> 00:11:02,852 Would you keep your voice down? Do you wanna get us all fired? 203 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,649 - Oh sorry. - Shh! 204 00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:12,784 Hey, look what I found on the porch. 205 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,090 "dear Duncan family," 206 00:11:16,119 --> 00:11:19,859 I wrote you this note, then decided you should hear it from me instead. 207 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:21,616 "Press 'play.'" 208 00:11:21,654 --> 00:11:25,054 Hey, guys, 209 00:11:25,091 --> 00:11:28,761 So I decided to follow skyler to New York so we can be together. 210 00:11:29,918 --> 00:11:31,958 Skyler's parents said I could stay with them 211 00:11:31,986 --> 00:11:33,926 Until I land on my feet. 212 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:38,794 So... Thanks for being a great family and don't worry about me. 213 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,660 Love you. 214 00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:42,659 Oh, by the way, this is P.J. 215 00:11:43,926 --> 00:11:46,726 Hmm... 216 00:11:46,764 --> 00:11:50,094 Looks like somebody talked to the wrong son about girls. 217 00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:02,024 Hey, Charlie, it's daddy. 218 00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:04,352 I'm calling you from New York City. 219 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,220 Can you put mommy on the phone? 220 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,258 Put mommy on the phone. 221 00:12:09,286 --> 00:12:12,326 C-can you put... put mommy on the phone? 222 00:12:13,992 --> 00:12:16,122 Or just hang up. 223 00:12:20,357 --> 00:12:22,287 Pizza's here! 224 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:26,025 Skyler, it's me. It's P.J.'s dad. 225 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:30,092 Oh, this is awkward. We only ordered a medium. 226 00:12:31,398 --> 00:12:34,158 Actually, I'm just looking for P.J. 227 00:12:34,196 --> 00:12:35,796 Oh, P.J. 228 00:12:35,895 --> 00:12:38,735 Can you believe he came all this way for me? 229 00:12:38,762 --> 00:12:41,662 - It's so romantic. - Ah. 230 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:45,760 So did you see a pizza delivery guy on your way up? 231 00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:48,627 So where is he? 232 00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:51,934 I don't know. I just asked you where he is. 233 00:12:51,962 --> 00:12:55,602 P.J., honey. Where's P.J.? 234 00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:59,799 - Oh! He's at work. - He got a job already? 235 00:12:59,835 --> 00:13:02,595 Yeah, he wants to make money to get his own apartment. 236 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:03,963 He's working on wall street. 237 00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:06,702 He's working on wall street? 238 00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:09,770 Well, under wall street. 239 00:13:09,797 --> 00:13:13,707 ♪ they say new yorkers can be kind of rude ♪ 240 00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:16,874 ♪ why not give money to this Denver dude? ♪ 241 00:13:16,902 --> 00:13:21,572 ♪ a few coins or dollars sure wouldn't spoil it ♪ 242 00:13:21,598 --> 00:13:25,608 ♪ why am I singing in what smells like a toilet? ♪. 243 00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:37,907 Okay. All right. 244 00:13:37,935 --> 00:13:39,745 "keep bronzer on for one hour. 245 00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:41,873 Then rinse and enjoy your golden tan." 246 00:13:41,912 --> 00:13:43,612 Sounds simple enough. 247 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,780 Okay, so... 248 00:13:46,808 --> 00:13:48,908 One hour. 249 00:13:48,946 --> 00:13:50,906 Now I just have to wait for the ding. 250 00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:09,651 What time is it? 251 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:11,709 3:00. 252 00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:13,718 By the way, you're orange. 253 00:14:13,746 --> 00:14:15,946 Yeah, I know I'm orange. 254 00:14:15,984 --> 00:14:18,814 Why didn't the timer go off? 255 00:14:20,581 --> 00:14:22,881 Charlie, what did you do? 256 00:14:24,577 --> 00:14:28,687 Relax, someday you'll laugh about this. 257 00:14:28,714 --> 00:14:31,554 I'm gonna laugh about it today. 258 00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:39,757 Oh my gosh, I can't believe I, Heather grouper, 259 00:14:39,785 --> 00:14:41,585 Am in Gabe Duncan's house. 260 00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:43,784 I didn't think he even knew I existed. 261 00:14:43,822 --> 00:14:45,692 Well, obviously I exist. 262 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,920 Or I wouldn't be here in Gabe Duncan's house, 263 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:49,889 Which is so much bigger than I thought. 264 00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:51,687 Isn't it so funny how some houses. 265 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,755 Look so small from the outside, but are big on the inside? 266 00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:55,554 And other houses look big on the outside, 267 00:14:55,592 --> 00:14:57,862 But are small on the inside? 268 00:14:57,891 --> 00:15:01,561 Well, anyway, what was the question again? 269 00:15:01,588 --> 00:15:04,558 How are you? 270 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,694 Good. Great actually, 271 00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:09,593 Because I'm in Gabe Duncan's house! 272 00:15:09,621 --> 00:15:11,691 Yeah, we got that. We got that. 273 00:15:11,729 --> 00:15:13,529 Gabe! 274 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:16,697 What are you doing here? 275 00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:20,625 Your mom invited me. She said you like me. 276 00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:27,829 Mom, a word in the kitchen? 277 00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:30,596 Okay. 278 00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:31,894 Be right back. 279 00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:39,868 Why did you tell annoying Heather I like her? 280 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,597 Because I know my little boy is too shy... 281 00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:45,764 I'm sorry. 282 00:15:45,802 --> 00:15:47,832 Why did you call her "annoying Heather"? 283 00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:51,700 I don't like her. I like hot Heather. 284 00:15:51,737 --> 00:15:54,607 There's two heathers? 285 00:15:54,635 --> 00:15:57,565 In my class there are five heathers. 286 00:15:57,603 --> 00:16:00,473 And I would have been okay with any of the others... 287 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,470 Smart Heather, tall Heather, 288 00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:04,499 Even hairy Heather. 289 00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:09,375 Boy, I'm really starting. 290 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,503 To wish you hadn't gotten me involved in this. 291 00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:21,407 ♪ I'm tired and hungry, so don't be so selfish ♪ 292 00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,403 ♪ anything helps ♪ 293 00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,802 ♪ but I'm allergic to shellfish. ♪. 294 00:16:28,808 --> 00:16:31,478 Hey! Dad, what are you doing here? 295 00:16:31,505 --> 00:16:32,805 We need to talk. 296 00:16:35,402 --> 00:16:36,802 Hey hey hey hey! 297 00:16:36,841 --> 00:16:38,671 Hey, get lost, mimey. 298 00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:41,409 This is my territory. 299 00:16:41,437 --> 00:16:44,407 Go on, hit the imaginary road. 300 00:16:44,445 --> 00:16:47,815 - Get outta here. - Whoa whoa whoa, P.J.! 301 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:52,581 - What happened to you? - Been in New York a day and a half. 302 00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:54,548 The city changes you, man. 303 00:16:55,676 --> 00:16:57,646 Okay, you need to come home. 304 00:16:57,674 --> 00:16:59,844 No no, Skyler and I belong together. 305 00:16:59,883 --> 00:17:02,443 I know how you feel, 306 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:06,350 But look at the size of that cockroach. 307 00:17:07,476 --> 00:17:09,646 Skyler is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 308 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:11,515 We're meant to be together. 309 00:17:11,543 --> 00:17:13,683 P.J., you're 17 years old. 310 00:17:13,711 --> 00:17:15,611 How can you possibly know that? 311 00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:17,650 Well, all I know is I don't wanna be apart from her. 312 00:17:17,678 --> 00:17:19,778 You might not be apart forever. 313 00:17:19,817 --> 00:17:23,787 - What do you mean? - When it comes to love, there's a very old saying... 314 00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:27,783 Sweet mama, that's a giant rat! 315 00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,650 Yeah, I've heard that before, but... 316 00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,519 No no no, that's... that's not the saying. 317 00:17:31,557 --> 00:17:34,457 The saying is... 318 00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:37,755 Son, if you love something, set it free. 319 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:40,622 If it comes back to you, then it's yours. 320 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:43,820 But if it doesn't, then it never was. 321 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,689 What happened to you? 322 00:17:55,728 --> 00:17:59,488 I may have overbronzed just a smidge. 323 00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:03,523 I didn't think you'd pull off the whole dumb thing, 324 00:18:03,561 --> 00:18:05,431 But it turns out you're a natural. 325 00:18:06,529 --> 00:18:09,599 - Teddy? - Oh hi, boss. 326 00:18:12,664 --> 00:18:16,534 Hey, why don't you toss me that beach ball, dude? 327 00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:19,431 Whoo! Yeah! 328 00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:21,629 Why are you orange? 329 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,697 See, it's just a healthy glow. 330 00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:28,464 Hey, brother, why don't you throw me that football? 331 00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,701 Oh! 332 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,660 - Ow. - Are you okay? 333 00:18:32,698 --> 00:18:35,528 Yeah, I'm good. I'm fine. 334 00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:37,496 Hey, righteous beach towel, dude. 335 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,564 Could I use it to wipe up some blood? 336 00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:55,431 Mom, what are we gonna do? 337 00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:57,400 We can't hide in the kitchen forever. 338 00:18:57,438 --> 00:19:00,338 Why not? We've got food. We've got drink. 339 00:19:02,364 --> 00:19:04,234 Mom, you gotta get rid of her. 340 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:08,243 This is really hard. I've never broken up with a girl before. 341 00:19:10,238 --> 00:19:12,438 - Fine, I'll do it myself. - Gabe, no. 342 00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:14,506 Heather, I gotta tell you something. 343 00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:15,704 Yes, Gabe? 344 00:19:17,472 --> 00:19:19,542 Mom, something you wanna say? 345 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:24,540 Okay. Heather, the thing is. 346 00:19:24,576 --> 00:19:27,676 Um, there was a little mix-up about the who likes who thing. 347 00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:30,574 Oh no! Gabe doesn't like me? 348 00:19:30,611 --> 00:19:33,441 Only because... 349 00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:36,279 Jake likes you. 350 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:37,577 Which Jake? 351 00:19:37,606 --> 00:19:39,406 How many are there? 352 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:42,474 Four. There's short Jake, skinny Jake, tall Jake... 353 00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:44,242 This one's stocky with red hair. 354 00:19:44,281 --> 00:19:45,681 Hot Jake? 355 00:19:47,278 --> 00:19:50,348 Standards for the Jakes are really low. 356 00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:54,246 I can't believe Jake likes me. He's the total package... 357 00:19:54,282 --> 00:19:56,612 The red hair, the freckles, the way he always smells like bananas, 358 00:19:56,651 --> 00:19:59,421 Which in case you didn't know, are the only fruits in the world... 359 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,678 Bye-bye now. Bye-bye. 360 00:20:07,322 --> 00:20:11,252 So even though you won't find another guy. 361 00:20:11,289 --> 00:20:13,719 Who's as crazy about you as I am... 362 00:20:15,356 --> 00:20:16,586 I set you free. 363 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,525 And even though. 364 00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:22,393 You'll never find a girl who's crazier than I am... About you... 365 00:20:23,719 --> 00:20:25,689 You're free too. 366 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,626 So I guess this is it? 367 00:20:29,654 --> 00:20:32,554 See, this is exactly why I didn't want to say goodbye to you. 368 00:20:32,592 --> 00:20:34,622 Hey, let's not say goodbye then. 369 00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:37,460 Let's just say. 370 00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:38,728 See you later. 371 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,330 Hey. 372 00:21:02,368 --> 00:21:05,298 It'll be okay, son. 373 00:21:05,335 --> 00:21:07,495 Hey, would you watch it? 374 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:10,564 I'm having a conversation here, you jerk! 375 00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,431 Dad? 376 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:16,470 Wow, this city really does change you. Let's get out of here. 377 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,640 Well, Charlie, dad brought pj back home. 378 00:21:26,668 --> 00:21:29,538 And now he's showing mom in New York. He took. 379 00:21:29,576 --> 00:21:33,176 It's just bugs and rats. 380 00:21:33,203 --> 00:21:35,443 I know, right? 381 00:21:35,471 --> 00:21:37,671 Where are you going? I got more. 382 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:42,378 Oh, speaking of photos, back today.Ol picture. 383 00:21:42,406 --> 00:21:44,346 Wow! 384 00:21:46,243 --> 00:21:47,513 Yeah, if the trend continues, 385 00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:50,242 Next year I'll be toothless and bald. 386 00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:52,309 Well, wish me good luck, Charlie. 387 00:21:57,823 --> 00:22:00,863 Wow, tough day. 388 00:22:00,891 --> 00:22:02,661 How you doing? You making any money? 389 00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:07,598 You know what new competition. 390 00:22:11,932 --> 00:22:13,662 Thank you. 391 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,600 Come on, man, a better spot. 392 00:22:18,766 --> 00:22:21,666 Oh, cut it out. 393 00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:25,633 You are not in a box. 394 00:22:25,683 --> 00:22:30,233 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29086

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