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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,044 --> 00:00:06,604 Guys. Great news! 2 00:00:06,604 --> 00:00:08,624 I think I know where I want to have my birthday party. 3 00:00:08,624 --> 00:00:11,624 Your birthday party? Your birthday was six months ago. 4 00:00:11,624 --> 00:00:14,904 Yeah. But my party was cancelled because I got sick, remember? 5 00:00:14,904 --> 00:00:17,454 And then it was cancalled because I was bad. 6 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:21,174 And it was too close to Christmas and then I was banned again. 7 00:00:23,184 --> 00:00:25,174 I guess we never did have a party for him. 8 00:00:25,174 --> 00:00:27,454 Well I suppose we could have one for him now. 9 00:00:27,454 --> 00:00:30,264 I mean we do love him as much as the other kids, right? 10 00:00:30,554 --> 00:00:31,774 Oh... 11 00:00:32,564 --> 00:00:34,534 Well... 12 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,994 The party is gonna be at The Boom Zone. 13 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,344 - Here. Take a look. - Boom zone. 14 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:43,144 It's totally fun. And it's the perfect birthday party place for me and ten of my closet friends. 15 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:47,224 Or as I like to call them: gift bringers. 16 00:00:47,484 --> 00:00:50,754 Wow. That's gonna run us some money. 17 00:00:50,964 --> 00:00:53,944 I mean maybe for one of the other kids. 18 00:00:54,904 --> 00:00:56,384 - Gabe, we'll do it. - Yes! 19 00:00:56,384 --> 00:00:57,304 Now you're talking. 20 00:00:57,344 --> 00:01:00,294 - On one condition. - Oh and you're still talking. 21 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:04,684 We can have a party at the Boom Zone if you can be good for a whole week. 22 00:01:05,094 --> 00:01:06,344 I can do that. 23 00:01:06,774 --> 00:01:08,604 Can't be mean to your brother and sisters? 24 00:01:08,604 --> 00:01:11,504 - No problem. - Can't make fun of my cooking? 25 00:01:11,814 --> 00:01:14,524 Harder but I can do that. 26 00:01:14,624 --> 00:01:16,494 And you can't make fun of your father's weight. 27 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:21,554 Ho ho. Bye bye Boom Zone. 28 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:24,654 No dad. Dad, you're wrong. I can do this. 29 00:01:24,654 --> 00:01:27,484 For the next week, I will not say anything about your weight. 30 00:01:27,484 --> 00:01:29,184 - Really? - Yeah. 31 00:01:29,184 --> 00:01:31,844 - Good luck with that. - Thanks, baldie. 32 00:01:35,754 --> 00:01:38,694 ♪ Day's all burnt toast ♪ 33 00:01:38,694 --> 00:01:40,564 ♪ running late and dad jokes ♪ 34 00:01:40,594 --> 00:01:43,504 ♪ "has anybody seen my left shoe?" ♪ 35 00:01:43,534 --> 00:01:45,434 ♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪ 36 00:01:45,474 --> 00:01:47,234 ♪ grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪ 37 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,244 ♪ there it is up on the roof ♪ 38 00:01:50,434 --> 00:01:53,464 ♪ I've been there, I survived ♪ 39 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:56,544 ♪ so just take my advice ♪ 40 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,544 ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ 41 00:01:58,574 --> 00:02:00,384 ♪ things are crazy ♪ 42 00:02:00,414 --> 00:02:03,324 ♪ but I know your future's bright ♪ 43 00:02:03,364 --> 00:02:05,224 ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ 44 00:02:05,264 --> 00:02:06,534 ♪ there's no maybe ♪ 45 00:02:06,564 --> 00:02:09,504 ♪ everything turns out all right ♪ 46 00:02:09,534 --> 00:02:11,644 ♪ sure life is up and down ♪ 47 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:15,554 ♪ but trust me, it comes back around ♪ 48 00:02:15,584 --> 00:02:19,554 ♪ you're gonna love who you turn out to be ♪ 49 00:02:20,564 --> 00:02:23,534 ♪ hang in there, baby. ♪ 50 00:02:30,444 --> 00:02:32,474 - No, you tell her. - No, you. 51 00:02:32,514 --> 00:02:34,244 - No, you. - No no, you tell her. 52 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,684 Somebody! 53 00:02:35,714 --> 00:02:39,384 Okay, so Derek said the deepest thing. 54 00:02:39,424 --> 00:02:44,324 Tell her, sweetie. I was looking at my cereal this morning. 55 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:49,264 "And I was thinking... wow... no two flakes are exactly alike." 56 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:57,704 That's snowflakes, not cornflakes. 57 00:02:57,744 --> 00:03:00,314 I actually wrote a poem about it. 58 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:03,244 If you wanna hear it, my next poetry slam. T. 59 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,314 - We'll be there. - Um, actually, 60 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:07,584 I got another slam to go to that night. 61 00:03:07,614 --> 00:03:10,284 Derek didn't say what night it was. 62 00:03:10,314 --> 00:03:12,454 I got slams all week. 63 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,354 I'm just slammed. 64 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,354 - We'll be there. - Cool. 65 00:03:16,394 --> 00:03:18,364 I gotta go. 66 00:03:18,394 --> 00:03:21,334 You know, babe, and read something, 67 00:03:21,364 --> 00:03:24,304 - That would be awesome. - Okay. 68 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,474 Cool. The theme of the night is pain. 69 00:03:26,504 --> 00:03:28,474 Okay. 70 00:03:28,504 --> 00:03:30,604 - See ya. - Okay. 71 00:03:32,614 --> 00:03:36,484 You're gonna write a poem 72 00:03:36,514 --> 00:03:39,584 About pain then get up and read it? 73 00:03:39,614 --> 00:03:42,354 I don't think so. 74 00:03:42,384 --> 00:03:44,724 You just said you would. 75 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,354 - I did? - Yes. 76 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,394 - When he put his arm on your shoulder. - Oh darn. 77 00:03:50,424 --> 00:03:52,424 Whenever he does that I can't think straight. 78 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,264 Uh-huh. So did you really like. 79 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:59,304 - That thing he said about cereal? - What did he say about cereal? 80 00:04:08,544 --> 00:04:11,414 Hey, honey, these pants are too tight. 81 00:04:11,454 --> 00:04:13,224 Where are the new bigger ones I bought? 82 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,654 Those are the new bigger ones. 83 00:04:17,294 --> 00:04:20,694 I'm leaving. This is not a safe environment for me. 84 00:04:22,234 --> 00:04:24,264 These pants aren't so tight. 85 00:04:24,294 --> 00:04:25,464 I can make this work. 86 00:04:31,344 --> 00:04:32,644 Okay, Bob honey, 87 00:04:32,674 --> 00:04:34,544 I love you to pieces, my dear, 88 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:38,384 But your waistline has now become a safety issue for the children. 89 00:04:38,414 --> 00:04:41,354 Honey, I would love to lose a couple of pounds, 90 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:43,324 But diets just don't seem to work for me. 91 00:04:43,354 --> 00:04:45,454 Well, dad, it's not just abo... 92 00:04:45,484 --> 00:04:50,224 Dad, it's not about dieting. 93 00:04:50,264 --> 00:04:53,224 What you need is healthier eating choices combined with exercise. 94 00:04:53,264 --> 00:04:56,534 - What is that supposed to mean? - Less bacon, more shakin'. 95 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:59,404 I can help you out, be like your trainer. 96 00:04:59,434 --> 00:05:01,334 Okay. 97 00:05:01,374 --> 00:05:03,274 Thank you very much, but I don't need your help. 98 00:05:10,314 --> 00:05:12,684 Yup, split the underwear too. 99 00:05:16,424 --> 00:05:17,524 Get started in the morning? 100 00:05:35,574 --> 00:05:38,344 Uh, Teddy, are you okay? 101 00:05:38,374 --> 00:05:42,284 No, my cereal's not speaking to me. 102 00:05:42,314 --> 00:05:45,284 Has your cereal spoken to you before? 103 00:05:46,484 --> 00:05:49,324 No, I just... I need some inspiration. 104 00:05:49,354 --> 00:05:51,284 I told Derek that I'd read an original poem. 105 00:05:51,324 --> 00:05:53,454 On Saturday night and so far I've got nothing. 106 00:05:53,494 --> 00:05:55,464 Poetry you say? 107 00:05:55,494 --> 00:05:57,664 Have I ever mentioned that I write poetry? 108 00:05:58,764 --> 00:06:02,234 Mom, please don't make this about you. 109 00:06:03,304 --> 00:06:05,304 Of course, that would be selfish. 110 00:06:05,334 --> 00:06:07,574 Ooh! I wrote a great poem about selfishness. 111 00:06:07,604 --> 00:06:10,644 - It goes like this: "me me me me"... - Mom! 112 00:06:12,444 --> 00:06:14,374 Sorry. 113 00:06:14,414 --> 00:06:16,544 Okay, what is your poem supposed to be about? 114 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,544 Well, it's supposed to be about pain, 115 00:06:18,584 --> 00:06:20,514 But I can't think about anything painful. 116 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:22,424 I have happily-married parents, 117 00:06:22,454 --> 00:06:24,384 A roof over my head, food on my table. 118 00:06:24,424 --> 00:06:25,724 Why'd you guys have to give me such a good life? 119 00:06:31,594 --> 00:06:34,394 Ah. 120 00:06:34,434 --> 00:06:35,604 - All right! - Okay. 121 00:06:35,634 --> 00:06:37,404 - Let's go! - Looking good, dad. 122 00:06:37,434 --> 00:06:39,604 For starters, thank you for not wearing a tank top. 123 00:06:41,374 --> 00:06:43,244 All right, what do we do first? 124 00:06:43,274 --> 00:06:46,544 We... Sambacise. 125 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:49,684 - Whis this? - This is a celebrity workout program. 126 00:06:49,714 --> 00:06:52,484 Which combines exercise with samba dancing. 127 00:06:52,514 --> 00:06:56,484 Oh, I don't know. This isn't gonna make me look stupid, is it? 128 00:06:56,524 --> 00:06:59,424 Well, that's a big yes. 129 00:06:59,454 --> 00:07:01,324 Come on, dad, just give it a chance. 130 00:07:01,364 --> 00:07:03,624 Look how much fun Betty white's having. 131 00:07:03,664 --> 00:07:07,194 Wow, that woman is everywhere. 132 00:07:07,234 --> 00:07:09,404 - Just follow me. - Uh-huh. 133 00:07:09,434 --> 00:07:11,264 - To the side. - Whoa! 134 00:07:11,304 --> 00:07:14,304 - Yeah, and watch this part... wha! - Oh! Look at that! 135 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,604 Yeah, keep going, dad. There you go, there you go. 136 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:18,404 Hey, wait a minute. Betty's got a rose. 137 00:07:18,444 --> 00:07:20,314 Well, way ahead of you, dad. 138 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:23,284 - Thank you, sir. - Uh-huh. 139 00:07:23,314 --> 00:07:25,414 All right, here we go. 140 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,554 Yeah! 141 00:07:28,584 --> 00:07:30,424 Ain't bad. 142 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,664 Anything on your mind? 143 00:07:38,694 --> 00:07:41,334 I can make fun of this, right? 144 00:07:41,364 --> 00:07:43,534 I mean, this doesn't have anything to do with your weight. 145 00:07:43,574 --> 00:07:45,404 Oh, yes it does. 146 00:07:45,434 --> 00:07:47,734 I'm doing this to loweight. 147 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:57,384 Big finish. 148 00:07:57,414 --> 00:07:59,654 Ah! 149 00:08:03,624 --> 00:08:06,394 "deep, gut-wrenching pain," 150 00:08:06,424 --> 00:08:09,264 Like an animal devouring me from the inside out 151 00:08:09,294 --> 00:08:11,494 I cried in agony. 152 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:14,264 "Then gave into the beast." 153 00:08:23,444 --> 00:08:26,674 Thank you. That was called "cereal." 154 00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:32,314 - Okay, you're up. - Okay. 155 00:08:32,354 --> 00:08:33,724 Okay. 156 00:08:35,424 --> 00:08:37,354 Hello. Hello. 157 00:08:37,394 --> 00:08:40,324 Hi. I'm Teddy Duncan. 158 00:08:40,364 --> 00:08:42,694 And this is called "nosebleed." 159 00:08:46,404 --> 00:08:49,404 "blood blood, watch it flow," 160 00:08:49,434 --> 00:08:52,274 From my nose it did go, 161 00:08:53,444 --> 00:08:56,574 I was a screamer, I was a crier, 162 00:08:56,614 --> 00:09:01,444 The doctor called for a humidifier, 163 00:09:03,284 --> 00:09:06,554 We tried ice, we tried cotton, 164 00:09:06,584 --> 00:09:10,224 I put my head way back... 165 00:09:11,624 --> 00:09:14,324 "Nuttin'." 166 00:09:21,674 --> 00:09:23,474 Thank you. 167 00:09:27,644 --> 00:09:29,674 Was it really as bad as I thought? 168 00:09:29,714 --> 00:09:31,474 No. 169 00:09:31,514 --> 00:09:33,444 No no, it was... 170 00:09:33,484 --> 00:09:35,614 It wa... oh, uh, 171 00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:39,584 - I gotta take this. - Oh. 172 00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:41,584 Hello. 173 00:09:43,494 --> 00:09:47,594 Okay, fake phone call... was it really that bad? 174 00:09:47,624 --> 00:09:50,664 Hang on. Hello? 175 00:09:50,694 --> 00:09:52,534 Hey! Stop that. 176 00:09:54,264 --> 00:09:55,534 I can't believe I just made. 177 00:09:55,574 --> 00:09:57,474 A complete fool of myself in front of Derek. 178 00:09:57,504 --> 00:09:59,644 So? Who cares what Derek thinks? 179 00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:01,674 I do. He's my boyfriend. 180 00:10:01,714 --> 00:10:04,644 Look, he's fine for now, 181 00:10:04,674 --> 00:10:07,514 But he isn't exactly a keeper, right? 182 00:10:07,544 --> 00:10:10,584 - What do you mean? - Come on. You guys are so different. 183 00:10:10,614 --> 00:10:12,314 Well... different? How are we different? 184 00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:14,354 You're smart. He's Derek. 185 00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:15,484 You're fun. He's Derek. 186 00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:17,424 You're interesting. He's Derek. 187 00:10:17,454 --> 00:10:19,694 So you don't like Derek? 188 00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:23,594 Okay. Well, maybe I don't like your boyfriend. 189 00:10:23,634 --> 00:10:26,534 And what is wrong with my ray-ray? 190 00:10:26,564 --> 00:10:29,504 Well, the fact that you call him ray-ray for starters. 191 00:10:29,534 --> 00:10:32,534 "ray-ray said this. Ray-ray said that." 192 00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:34,274 Sometimes I just pray-pray. 193 00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:35,574 You'll shut up about ray-ray. 194 00:10:36,644 --> 00:10:38,474 Well, your prayers have just been answered, 195 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,684 Because I'm never talking to you again. 196 00:10:40,714 --> 00:10:42,584 Well, that... that's right! 197 00:10:42,614 --> 00:10:45,554 Go run-run away-way to ray-ray! 198 00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:51,554 Look... no, it's not a poem. 199 00:10:51,594 --> 00:10:53,494 But you liked it? 200 00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:03,704 Whoa, it is really coming down out there. 201 00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,734 Well, mom, it wasn't easy, 202 00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:08,544 But I've been good for an entire week. 203 00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:10,504 Boom zone, here I come! 204 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:13,444 I have to say, Gabe, you have really earned this party. 205 00:11:13,484 --> 00:11:14,844 Hmm. Here you go. 206 00:11:14,884 --> 00:11:17,784 - What's this? - It's a list of bad things 207 00:11:17,814 --> 00:11:19,884 I thought of saying but didn't. 208 00:11:19,924 --> 00:11:21,684 Part one is fat jokes about dad. 209 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,424 Gabe, there's nothing funny about... 210 00:11:24,454 --> 00:11:26,464 That one's pretty good. 211 00:11:27,494 --> 00:11:28,794 I like that one. 212 00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,564 Oh, that one's even better. 213 00:11:30,594 --> 00:11:32,804 That one... 214 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:35,434 What? What's so funny? 215 00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:36,734 Nothing. 216 00:11:43,514 --> 00:11:44,814 Ooh! Cake. 217 00:11:52,784 --> 00:11:55,584 "dear dad, be strong." 218 00:11:55,624 --> 00:11:57,624 Do not eat this cake. 219 00:11:57,654 --> 00:12:01,694 "Love, your son and trainer P.J." 220 00:12:07,804 --> 00:12:11,574 "dear dad, so you've thrown away my first note." 221 00:12:11,604 --> 00:12:14,674 Here is a second chance to make the right decision. 222 00:12:14,704 --> 00:12:18,844 "Your son who believes in you, P.J." 223 00:12:36,764 --> 00:12:38,464 "dear dad, 224 00:12:38,494 --> 00:12:41,704 Okay, so notes aren't your thing." 225 00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:50,814 - Hi, Mrs. Wentz. - Hey. Goodness, Teddy, get in here. 226 00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:53,584 Oh wow, it's really snowing out there. 227 00:12:53,614 --> 00:12:55,644 I could barely park in your driveway. 228 00:12:55,684 --> 00:12:57,584 We don't have a driveway. 229 00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:01,524 Okay. Well, I know where it could go. 230 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,454 Can I talk to Ivy? 231 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:06,664 We got in a fight last night and I really need to apologize. 232 00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:09,594 Oh, I'm sorry, Teddy. Ivy's not here. 233 00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:13,474 She went to your house because she said she needed to apologize to you. 234 00:13:13,504 --> 00:13:15,804 - She did? - Mm-hmm. 235 00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:17,774 Okay, well, I... I'd better go home then. 236 00:13:17,804 --> 00:13:20,674 Oh no, Teddy, you're not going anywhere. 237 00:13:20,714 --> 00:13:23,614 Hi, Mr. Wentz. 238 00:13:23,644 --> 00:13:25,584 Come on, take a look at this. 239 00:13:25,614 --> 00:13:28,684 - Okay. - Now as you can see, 240 00:13:28,714 --> 00:13:31,684 We've got a high-pressure system stalled over the rockies, 241 00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:34,754 And it's pushing cold arctic air down from Canada. 242 00:13:34,794 --> 00:13:37,624 Giving us a freak spring blizzard. 243 00:13:37,664 --> 00:13:40,564 - Oh. - Harry always wanted to be a weatherman, 244 00:13:40,594 --> 00:13:42,564 But he answered the call of plumbing supplies. 245 00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:44,764 Mmm. 246 00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:46,504 They've just closed all the roads, 247 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,674 And that means that you, young lady, 248 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,434 Are gonna be staying right here, maybe overnight. 249 00:13:51,474 --> 00:13:53,844 What? I'm sorry, I can't stay overnight. 250 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,814 I'd like to also send a shout out to abner Johnson. 251 00:13:56,844 --> 00:13:58,644 He's 104 today. 252 00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:02,754 Who is he talking to? 253 00:14:02,784 --> 00:14:05,554 Nobody. Harry... Mmm? 254 00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:07,754 ...You do know that you're not really on tv, right? 255 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:11,424 Of course I do. Back to you, Mary lo... 256 00:14:19,564 --> 00:14:21,774 We're expecting up to two feet of snow today, 257 00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:24,574 So stay in your homes and off the roads. 258 00:14:29,914 --> 00:14:32,444 Ivy? Get in here. 259 00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:34,614 What are you doing here? 260 00:14:34,654 --> 00:14:36,824 I came over to apologize to Teddy. 261 00:14:36,854 --> 00:14:39,484 Teddy went to your house to apologize to you. 262 00:14:39,524 --> 00:14:41,854 - What? - And now the roads are all closed, 263 00:14:41,894 --> 00:14:45,564 - So you're gonna be stuck here awhile. - Really? You mean overnight? 264 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,464 Even maybe a few days? 265 00:14:48,664 --> 00:14:51,434 - Yes! - Ah. Let's go, people. 266 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,634 We've got a party to go to. 267 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,744 Gabe honey, I'm afraid we have some bad news. 268 00:14:54,774 --> 00:14:56,504 Just tell me on the way to the boom zone. 269 00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:59,444 No no. Come sit with mama, okay? 270 00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,644 Okay. Hey. 271 00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:03,644 Now, sweetie, because of the blizzard, 272 00:15:03,684 --> 00:15:06,514 Nobody's able to drive anywhere and... 273 00:15:06,554 --> 00:15:08,584 I'm afraid your party is off. 274 00:15:08,614 --> 00:15:11,454 What?! Again?! 275 00:15:11,484 --> 00:15:14,554 - No no, take a deep breath. - I can't believe this! 276 00:15:14,594 --> 00:15:16,494 I've been keeping my mouth shut for nothing?! 277 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,394 - Okay, Gabe, just calm... - Save it, tubby! 278 00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:21,594 - Hey, Gabe! - Your cooking stinks! And you're stupid! 279 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:24,734 - I didn't say anything. - Yeah, but you were thinking something stupid. 280 00:15:24,764 --> 00:15:26,704 I hate my life! 281 00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:32,444 Man. This is much better than my house. 282 00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:38,744 You see, Teddy, most people actually think. 283 00:15:38,784 --> 00:15:40,684 That when the temperature rises, 284 00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:42,654 So does the barometric pressure... 285 00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:44,724 But that is not the case. 286 00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:48,894 Harry, leave that girl alone. 287 00:15:48,924 --> 00:15:52,834 Let's do something Teddy would enjoy, like... 288 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,464 A Jigsaw puzzle. 289 00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:58,634 Oh! 290 00:16:06,414 --> 00:16:08,774 - Gabe, are you okay? - Leave me alone. 291 00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:13,714 Look, babe, I know how you feel. 292 00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:17,784 No, you don't. You've never gone without a party on your birthday. 293 00:16:17,824 --> 00:16:20,654 You've had like a million of them. 294 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:26,764 Okay, I'm gonna let that one go, 295 00:16:26,794 --> 00:16:28,834 Because I know you're hurting right now. 296 00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:33,434 But I promise you: You are going to have a birthday party. 297 00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:34,674 Yeah, when I'm 100. 298 00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:36,804 And I can't even blow out my candles? 299 00:16:36,844 --> 00:16:38,744 Okay, if you're referring to grandpa, 300 00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:41,474 He's only 70 and he has asthma. 301 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:53,854 Teddy, you've hardly touched your liver and onions. 302 00:16:53,894 --> 00:16:55,824 Mmm. 303 00:16:55,864 --> 00:16:58,524 I had liver for breakfast. 304 00:16:58,564 --> 00:17:01,594 Got any requests? 305 00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:03,564 How about a snowmobile? 306 00:17:03,604 --> 00:17:05,504 How about "row row row your boat"? 307 00:17:05,534 --> 00:17:07,404 It's my favorite. Come on. 308 00:17:07,434 --> 00:17:09,604 Actually, Mr. Wentz, you really don't have to... 309 00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:12,804 ♪ row row row your boat gently down the stream ♪ 310 00:17:12,844 --> 00:17:15,774 ♪ merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream. ♪. 311 00:17:15,814 --> 00:17:18,544 We can't do this when Ivy's home. She won't let us. 312 00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:21,414 Ha. I miss her so much. 313 00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:23,384 Rounds! 314 00:17:23,414 --> 00:17:25,384 - Oh! - ♪ Row row row your boat... ♪ 315 00:17:25,424 --> 00:17:27,454 - Teddy! - ♪ Row row row your boat... ♪ 316 00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:30,624 ♪ row row row your boat gently down the stream... ♪. 317 00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:37,534 Whatever this is, I'm sure it's gonna be lame. 318 00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:39,734 Oh, I don't think so. Hit it, Charlie. 319 00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:43,644 Surprise! 320 00:17:43,674 --> 00:17:46,514 Happy Birthday! 321 00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:50,444 - What's all this? - "What's all this?" 322 00:17:50,484 --> 00:17:51,714 It's the Duncan fun zone! 323 00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:53,814 Well, since we can't go to your party, 324 00:17:53,854 --> 00:17:55,884 We brought the party to you. 325 00:17:57,524 --> 00:17:59,594 Look out below! 326 00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:05,494 - Oh! - Oh! 327 00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:08,494 - Oh! - You want a turn? 328 00:18:08,534 --> 00:18:09,804 You look kinda sick. 329 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,704 Yeah. Of course I want a turn! 330 00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:15,534 All right! 331 00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:18,574 ♪ row row row your boat gently down the stream ♪ 332 00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:20,814 ♪ merrily merrily merrily merrily, life... ♪. 333 00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:23,384 Wait wait. Guys guys, does this song have an ending? 334 00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:24,744 If it does, we've never found it. 335 00:18:25,784 --> 00:18:26,854 Now... 336 00:18:26,884 --> 00:18:29,384 In German! 337 00:18:29,414 --> 00:18:31,724 Ooh! ♪ Zeile zeile zeile irh boot ♪ 338 00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:33,554 ♪ sanft den strom hinab! ♪ 339 00:18:33,594 --> 00:18:35,454 ♪ lustig lustig lustig lustig ♪ 340 00:18:35,494 --> 00:18:36,794 ♪ leben ist nur ein traum! ♪ 341 00:18:40,534 --> 00:18:41,764 ugh! 342 00:18:52,704 --> 00:18:54,544 Yeah! 343 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,904 Ooh. 344 00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:02,874 ♪ and many more... ♪. 345 00:20:02,914 --> 00:20:04,644 Yeah! 346 00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:07,654 - Yay! - Hey! 347 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:08,884 Thanks, everybody. 348 00:20:08,914 --> 00:20:11,824 This really has been the best party ever. 349 00:20:11,854 --> 00:20:14,624 Look, I'm sorry I called you fat, 350 00:20:14,654 --> 00:20:17,454 Stupid and a bad cook. 351 00:20:17,494 --> 00:20:21,464 I mean, even though you are fat, stupid and a bad cook... 352 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:25,434 I love you all. 353 00:20:25,464 --> 00:20:26,904 Well, we love you too. 354 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,734 Not as much as the others, of course... 355 00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:31,704 ...But... 356 00:20:34,744 --> 00:20:37,484 - Teddy! - Hey, everybody. 357 00:20:37,514 --> 00:20:38,684 - Hey! - Oh, hey. 358 00:20:38,714 --> 00:20:40,584 What are you doing here? The roads are all closed. 359 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,884 - Yeah, I walked. - Why did you do that? 360 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,754 I think I can answer that. 361 00:20:45,784 --> 00:20:47,554 - Liver and onions? - Yup. 362 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,624 - Jigsaw puzzle? - Uh-huh. 363 00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:50,454 - "row row row your boat"? - In German. 364 00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:51,854 - Come here. - Okay. 365 00:20:56,694 --> 00:20:59,704 Well, Charlie, the storm's over, 366 00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:02,874 Sun's shining, Gabe had a great party. 367 00:21:02,904 --> 00:21:04,774 And... ooh, best of all, 368 00:21:04,804 --> 00:21:08,444 Thanks to sambacising, dad's lost two pounds. 369 00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,784 Yeah, he was so excited, he's now graduated to... 370 00:21:10,814 --> 00:21:13,414 Tangocise! 371 00:21:22,854 --> 00:21:24,594 Oh! 372 00:21:27,464 --> 00:21:29,534 Ay-yi-yi. 373 00:21:29,564 --> 00:21:31,904 Good luck, Charlie. 374 00:21:44,134 --> 00:21:46,764 Huh. 375 00:21:46,794 --> 00:21:50,034 Finally, we are alone. 376 00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:55,104 - Nuh-uh-uh. - Whoa-ho-ho! 377 00:21:56,144 --> 00:21:57,744 How did you... 378 00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:00,044 But it was... but... how... how did you... 379 00:22:00,084 --> 00:22:02,784 Now grab an apple and go back to bed. 380 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,854 - You're just. - Yes.D, right? 381 00:22:07,884 --> 00:22:09,824 - No arms, no legs? - Nope. 382 00:22:09,854 --> 00:22:11,794 - Got eyes though, right? - Of course. 383 00:22:11,824 --> 00:22:14,894 - Well, then you can watch me. - No. No no.. 384 00:22:14,924 --> 00:22:17,894 - No no no no no! - Mmm! 385 00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:20,144 Now I'm wishing I didn't have eyes. 386 00:22:21,004 --> 00:22:23,834 - Wish you didn't have teeth? - No no! 387 00:22:24,034 --> 00:22:25,234 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 388 00:22:25,284 --> 00:22:29,834 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28567

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