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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,194 --> 00:00:06,824 Thanks for the ride home. 2 00:00:06,864 --> 00:00:08,994 I've never been on a motorcycle before. 3 00:00:09,024 --> 00:00:11,664 Were you scared? You were holding on pretty tight. 4 00:00:11,694 --> 00:00:15,064 Yeah, but that wasn't because I was scared. 5 00:00:16,844 --> 00:00:18,804 Anyway, see you tomorrow night at the movies? 6 00:00:18,834 --> 00:00:21,104 Yeah, for sure. What time do you want me to pick you up? 7 00:00:21,144 --> 00:00:22,774 Pick me up? 8 00:00:22,804 --> 00:00:26,744 Um, you know what? You don't have to do that. 9 00:00:26,784 --> 00:00:28,714 We can just... we'll meet at the mall. 10 00:00:28,744 --> 00:00:30,384 That way you don't have to come here. 11 00:00:30,414 --> 00:00:32,214 - We'll just meet there. - Well... 12 00:00:32,254 --> 00:00:33,954 At the mall. 13 00:00:33,984 --> 00:00:37,424 Okay, but maybe we could just, like, go in and hang out 14 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,994 - for a little while. - No. 15 00:00:39,024 --> 00:00:42,024 Derek, no. If we hang out now, 16 00:00:42,064 --> 00:00:45,594 what will we have to talk about tomorrow, 17 00:00:45,634 --> 00:00:47,904 at the mall? 18 00:00:47,934 --> 00:00:50,064 Well, maybe we could... 19 00:00:50,104 --> 00:00:52,734 Shh. Save it for the mall. 20 00:00:54,494 --> 00:00:56,794 Okay, well, I'll see you later. 21 00:00:56,814 --> 00:00:58,284 All right, bye. 22 00:01:08,784 --> 00:01:11,624 - Who's the guy? - What?! 23 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,854 What guy? 24 00:01:13,894 --> 00:01:16,394 The guy you're trying to hide from mom and dad. 25 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,434 I'm not trying 26 00:01:18,464 --> 00:01:20,434 to hide anybody from anyone. 27 00:01:20,464 --> 00:01:22,534 Teddy, let's not play this game. 28 00:01:22,564 --> 00:01:25,734 We all know there's a guy. We all know he has a motorcycle. 29 00:01:25,774 --> 00:01:28,844 And we all know I have photos. 30 00:01:30,474 --> 00:01:32,444 So what do I care? 31 00:01:32,474 --> 00:01:35,314 You care because I can't be trusted 32 00:01:35,344 --> 00:01:37,314 with information like this. 33 00:01:37,354 --> 00:01:40,414 Gabby Gabe they call me. 34 00:01:40,454 --> 00:01:43,854 Okay, just tell me what you want, gabby. 35 00:01:45,154 --> 00:01:47,254 I got into a little trouble at school. 36 00:01:47,294 --> 00:01:49,894 And now my teacher wants to talk with my parents. 37 00:01:49,934 --> 00:01:51,964 So what does that have to do with me? 38 00:01:51,994 --> 00:01:55,204 Funny you should ask, Teddy. 39 00:01:55,234 --> 00:01:57,734 Or should I say "mom"? 40 00:01:57,774 --> 00:02:00,234 Oh, no no no no. 41 00:02:00,274 --> 00:02:02,144 It can totally work. 42 00:02:02,174 --> 00:02:05,014 Miss Monroe is old and has terrible eyesight. 43 00:02:05,044 --> 00:02:06,574 No, that's crazy. 44 00:02:06,614 --> 00:02:08,744 I'm not gonna pretend to be mom. 45 00:02:08,784 --> 00:02:12,454 Here's an interesting photo. 46 00:02:12,484 --> 00:02:15,124 I believe they call this a wheelie. 47 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:20,794 Well, isn't someone being especially evil today? 48 00:02:20,824 --> 00:02:22,964 I got a good night's sleep. 49 00:02:22,994 --> 00:02:26,464 Okay, so even if I do agree, 50 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,204 who are you gonna get to play dad? 51 00:02:28,234 --> 00:02:31,374 Hey, guys. 52 00:02:31,404 --> 00:02:33,804 P.J., I need you to be my pretend dad at school. 53 00:02:33,844 --> 00:02:35,274 Sure. 54 00:02:35,304 --> 00:02:38,014 That's it. You're just gonna do what he says? 55 00:02:38,044 --> 00:02:40,874 In the long run, it just saves time. 56 00:02:44,454 --> 00:02:46,254 ♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪ 57 00:02:46,284 --> 00:02:48,024 ♪ running late and dad jokes ♪ 58 00:02:48,054 --> 00:02:50,884 ♪ "has anybody seen my left shoe?" ♪ 59 00:02:50,924 --> 00:02:52,794 ♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪ 60 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,394 ♪ grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪ 61 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,424 ♪ there it is up on the roof ♪ 62 00:02:57,834 --> 00:03:00,894 ♪ I've been there, i survived ♪ 63 00:03:00,934 --> 00:03:04,064 ♪ so just take my advice ♪ 64 00:03:04,104 --> 00:03:06,074 ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ 65 00:03:06,104 --> 00:03:07,774 ♪ things are crazy ♪ 66 00:03:07,804 --> 00:03:10,644 ♪ but I know your future's bright ♪ 67 00:03:10,674 --> 00:03:12,474 ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ 68 00:03:12,514 --> 00:03:14,074 ♪ there's no maybe ♪ 69 00:03:14,114 --> 00:03:17,014 ♪ everything turns out all right ♪ 70 00:03:17,054 --> 00:03:19,254 ♪ sure life is up and down ♪ 71 00:03:19,284 --> 00:03:23,084 ♪ but trust me, it comes back around ♪ 72 00:03:23,124 --> 00:03:27,054 ♪ you're gonna love who you turn out to be ♪ 73 00:03:28,064 --> 00:03:30,994 ♪ hang in there, baby. ♪ 74 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,634 Thank you, honey. 75 00:03:39,674 --> 00:03:41,704 Hey hey hey hey! 76 00:03:41,744 --> 00:03:43,904 Didn't you forget something? 77 00:03:43,944 --> 00:03:46,744 I'm not gonna do it every time. 78 00:03:49,544 --> 00:03:52,784 Bob, do you think we should get something for Charlie 79 00:03:52,814 --> 00:03:56,084 to play on, like a swing set or slide? 80 00:03:56,124 --> 00:03:57,754 She doesn't need any of that stuff. 81 00:03:57,794 --> 00:03:59,754 She's got all sorts of things to do back here. 82 00:03:59,794 --> 00:04:02,164 Really? Honey, look at her. 83 00:04:04,064 --> 00:04:07,064 Honey, she's using her imagination. 84 00:04:07,104 --> 00:04:10,764 In her mind, that stick, it's a sword. 85 00:04:10,804 --> 00:04:13,534 It's a magic wand. 86 00:04:13,574 --> 00:04:16,874 - What you got there, Charlie? - A stick. 87 00:04:16,914 --> 00:04:20,044 Which you are pretending is a... 88 00:04:20,084 --> 00:04:22,084 Stick. 89 00:04:33,594 --> 00:04:36,564 P.J., there's something we need to talk about. 90 00:04:36,594 --> 00:04:40,394 Oh no, I knew this was gonna happen. 91 00:04:40,434 --> 00:04:42,164 You wanna break up, right? 92 00:04:42,204 --> 00:04:44,434 Oh, no no no, I think things are going really well. 93 00:04:44,474 --> 00:04:46,434 Me too. 94 00:04:46,474 --> 00:04:50,344 It's just that we've been seeing each other for three weeks 95 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,474 and we haven't even gone out on our first date yet. 96 00:04:52,514 --> 00:04:54,984 Oh. Yeah, you're right. 97 00:04:55,014 --> 00:04:56,684 We've only been out with friends. 98 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:59,754 Yeah, and I think you learn a lot about a person on a first date. 99 00:04:59,784 --> 00:05:01,284 Like what? 100 00:05:01,324 --> 00:05:03,824 Like sometimes their name. 101 00:05:05,894 --> 00:05:09,164 Or if the relationship is meant to be. 102 00:05:09,194 --> 00:05:10,664 - Really? - Yeah. 103 00:05:10,694 --> 00:05:14,234 An awesome first date sets the tone for the entire relationship. 104 00:05:14,264 --> 00:05:16,464 I saw it on a cover of a magazine. 105 00:05:16,504 --> 00:05:19,434 Just the cover? Did you read the article? 106 00:05:19,474 --> 00:05:21,004 No, I'm not a big reader. 107 00:05:21,044 --> 00:05:24,644 We are so right for each other. 108 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:28,484 Unh-unh-unh. How do I know until we've had our first date? 109 00:05:28,514 --> 00:05:31,884 Okay, all right, well, where do you wanna go on our awesome first date? 110 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:35,324 What date? No one's asked me out yet. 111 00:05:35,354 --> 00:05:37,894 - Hint hint. - Right. 112 00:05:37,924 --> 00:05:41,164 Right, okay. Well, Skyler, would you like to... 113 00:05:41,194 --> 00:05:44,024 Oops, I think my earring just fell out. 114 00:05:44,064 --> 00:05:45,634 - Uh-oh. - Do you see it? 115 00:05:45,664 --> 00:05:47,794 No. Wait. 116 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:48,904 Wait. Oh, yeah, here it is. 117 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:51,404 Got it. Where was I? 118 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,304 Oh, yeah. Skyler, would you... 119 00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:56,144 - P.J., what are you doing?! - Dad, I was... 120 00:05:56,174 --> 00:05:58,214 I was about to ask Skyler a very important question. 121 00:05:58,244 --> 00:05:59,974 You're 17 years old. 122 00:06:00,014 --> 00:06:02,414 You work at kwikki chikki. You wanna ruin your life forever? 123 00:06:02,444 --> 00:06:05,114 I was just gonna ask her out on a date. 124 00:06:09,084 --> 00:06:11,084 Oh. 125 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:16,224 Have fun. 126 00:06:28,744 --> 00:06:32,544 Li'l tots forts o' fun... Charlie is gonna love this. 127 00:06:32,574 --> 00:06:34,744 Now let's rip this baby open and slap her together. 128 00:06:34,784 --> 00:06:36,844 Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down. Slow down. 129 00:06:36,884 --> 00:06:40,514 Before we do any ripping and slapping, 130 00:06:40,554 --> 00:06:42,754 we're gonna read the directions. 131 00:06:42,784 --> 00:06:44,694 Bob, that always takes forever. 132 00:06:44,724 --> 00:06:48,664 Honey, the directions are the difference between a fort and firewood. 133 00:06:50,464 --> 00:06:51,964 We don't need directions. 134 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:54,604 All we have to do is look at the picture on the box and make that. 135 00:06:54,634 --> 00:06:56,704 Just look at the picture and make that. 136 00:06:56,734 --> 00:06:58,734 Well, that explains your cooking. 137 00:07:00,974 --> 00:07:03,274 I'm gonna go get some reading glasses. 138 00:07:03,304 --> 00:07:06,144 Do not touch anything 139 00:07:06,174 --> 00:07:08,084 until I get back. 140 00:07:08,114 --> 00:07:09,944 I won't. 141 00:07:09,984 --> 00:07:11,854 Take your time. 142 00:07:13,414 --> 00:07:16,884 Stop! Whoa whoa whoa, stop stop! What are you doing? 143 00:07:16,924 --> 00:07:18,894 I'm making these two pieces fit. I almost got it. 144 00:07:18,924 --> 00:07:20,924 No no, no more kicking. 145 00:07:20,964 --> 00:07:22,464 We have to read the directions. 146 00:07:22,494 --> 00:07:25,294 We don't have to read the directions to know that this piece 147 00:07:25,334 --> 00:07:28,334 fits into this piece pretty much. 148 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,134 - Gimme this. - No, would you just let me do this. 149 00:07:30,164 --> 00:07:31,834 Gimme this. You don't know what you're doing, 150 00:07:31,874 --> 00:07:33,774 and somebody might get hurt. 151 00:07:36,204 --> 00:07:38,974 Are you okay? 152 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,284 Because I'm seeing three of you right now 153 00:07:43,314 --> 00:07:46,084 and I don't even wanna see one of you, 154 00:07:46,114 --> 00:07:48,324 I'm gonna let you build this by yourself. 155 00:07:48,354 --> 00:07:50,084 Thank you. 156 00:07:50,124 --> 00:07:52,124 From all of us. 157 00:08:00,304 --> 00:08:04,234 Gabe, are your parents coming or not? 158 00:08:04,274 --> 00:08:07,774 Mrs. Monroe, how many fingers am I holding up? 159 00:08:07,804 --> 00:08:11,444 - Three. - Yeah, they're on their way. 160 00:08:11,474 --> 00:08:14,314 - Hello. - Mom! 161 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:16,784 There you are, you little scamp. 162 00:08:16,814 --> 00:08:19,814 Dial it down. 163 00:08:19,854 --> 00:08:22,124 - I'm Mrs. Monroe. - Hi. 164 00:08:22,154 --> 00:08:26,124 - So nice to meet you. - Yes, Amy Duncan, nurse, mother of four. 165 00:08:26,154 --> 00:08:28,324 How you doing? 166 00:08:28,364 --> 00:08:30,764 Way down. 167 00:08:30,794 --> 00:08:33,794 There's my husband. 168 00:08:35,334 --> 00:08:38,374 Dad? Sorry, I'm late, chaps. 169 00:08:38,404 --> 00:08:40,104 I'm Bob. 170 00:08:40,134 --> 00:08:43,544 Mr. Duncan, I didn't know you were british. 171 00:08:43,574 --> 00:08:45,844 Yeah, neither did Mrs. Duncan. 172 00:08:45,874 --> 00:08:48,614 That's right. I'm british. 173 00:08:48,644 --> 00:08:50,184 What an interesting accent. 174 00:08:50,214 --> 00:08:51,914 What part of england are you from? 175 00:08:55,654 --> 00:08:59,494 Ostrich-shi-shi-shire. 176 00:08:59,524 --> 00:09:00,824 Pardon. 177 00:09:00,864 --> 00:09:03,294 Ostrich-shi-shi-shire. 178 00:09:03,324 --> 00:09:05,494 I don't believe I've heard of ostrichshire. 179 00:09:05,534 --> 00:09:07,834 You one "shi" short, love. 180 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:11,264 Dad, I'm in trouble. Let's focus on that. 181 00:09:11,304 --> 00:09:13,704 Yes, Gabe has been misbehaving 182 00:09:13,744 --> 00:09:15,674 and I thought we should talk about it. 183 00:09:15,704 --> 00:09:17,704 Yes, rest assured, we are aware, 184 00:09:17,744 --> 00:09:20,244 and are going to put an end to this behavior. 185 00:09:20,274 --> 00:09:22,484 Yes, I will be taking the young lad out 186 00:09:22,514 --> 00:09:25,414 to the hollyhock house where we'll Shepherd his pie. 187 00:09:26,784 --> 00:09:30,024 - What? - It's just something they say 188 00:09:30,054 --> 00:09:33,994 in ostrich-shi-shi... where he's from. 189 00:09:41,564 --> 00:09:44,564 - Hey, dad. - Hey. 190 00:09:46,704 --> 00:09:49,504 Why are you wearing a fake mustache? 191 00:09:51,214 --> 00:09:54,474 Why aren't you wearing one? 192 00:09:58,814 --> 00:10:01,984 I do enjoy our talks, son. 193 00:10:03,654 --> 00:10:05,624 Hey, while we're talking, 194 00:10:05,654 --> 00:10:08,024 at's your idea of a perfect first date? 195 00:10:08,064 --> 00:10:11,324 First date? First date. 196 00:10:11,364 --> 00:10:13,994 No, I'm sorry. 197 00:10:14,034 --> 00:10:17,004 I really need an answer on that mustache. 198 00:10:18,404 --> 00:10:21,804 Fine. I was pretending to be a british version of you. 199 00:10:25,174 --> 00:10:27,174 So you got a question about dating. 200 00:10:30,454 --> 00:10:33,554 Yeah, I gotta come up with something great for Skyler, 201 00:10:33,584 --> 00:10:35,024 but I don't have any ideas. 202 00:10:35,054 --> 00:10:37,324 How about a moonlight picnic? 203 00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:40,224 You can drive up into the mountains, look out over the lights of the city. 204 00:10:40,254 --> 00:10:42,424 Sounds romantic. 205 00:10:42,464 --> 00:10:44,894 - Yeah. - I like it. Thanks, dad. 206 00:10:58,044 --> 00:11:00,544 - Hey, dad. - Hey. 207 00:11:04,184 --> 00:11:06,154 Why are you wearing a fake mustache? 208 00:11:06,184 --> 00:11:09,884 Why aren't you wearing one? 209 00:11:17,264 --> 00:11:19,234 Charlie, before you know it, 210 00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:21,664 you're gonna have something a lot better than a box to play in. 211 00:11:21,704 --> 00:11:24,704 Now let me just finish off this last nail 212 00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:26,604 and... 213 00:11:32,614 --> 00:11:34,984 Then again, that box looks pretty fun. 214 00:11:45,154 --> 00:11:47,154 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 215 00:11:49,124 --> 00:11:51,664 - Hey. - Hey. 216 00:11:51,694 --> 00:11:54,464 - You look good. - You look good. 217 00:11:55,534 --> 00:11:57,234 We all look good. 218 00:11:57,274 --> 00:11:59,834 Would you sit down? Trying to do the celebrity word scramble here. 219 00:11:59,874 --> 00:12:02,144 Julia Roberts! 220 00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:09,744 Teddy, I gotta ask you something. 221 00:12:09,784 --> 00:12:13,254 Is there a reason that you didn't want me to come to your house? 222 00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:16,154 No, what are talking about? 223 00:12:16,184 --> 00:12:17,854 Ryan Reynolds. 224 00:12:17,894 --> 00:12:20,854 Do it in your head. 225 00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:23,464 I don't know. I kinda got the vibe that maybe 226 00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:26,264 you don't wanna introduce me to your family. 227 00:12:26,294 --> 00:12:29,434 No, it's not that I don't want them to meet you. 228 00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:31,434 It's that I don't want them to meet your motorcycle 229 00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:34,204 and your biker boots and your leather jacket 230 00:12:34,244 --> 00:12:35,904 with the skull on it. 231 00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:39,374 Teddy, I don't wanna be somebody 232 00:12:39,414 --> 00:12:40,944 you have to hide from your parents. 233 00:12:42,484 --> 00:12:44,544 - Zac Efron! - Come on! 234 00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:48,324 You know what? I like you the way you are. 235 00:12:48,354 --> 00:12:50,224 That's all that matters. 236 00:12:50,254 --> 00:12:52,654 So come over tomorrow night and I'll introduce you. 237 00:12:52,694 --> 00:12:54,224 Cool. 238 00:12:54,264 --> 00:12:57,094 - Here you go. - Thank you, mother. 239 00:13:00,934 --> 00:13:03,634 That's Gabe's mother. 240 00:13:03,664 --> 00:13:06,434 And that's not her husband. 241 00:13:06,474 --> 00:13:08,004 Relax, maybe they're just friends. 242 00:13:08,044 --> 00:13:10,704 Or not. 243 00:13:12,074 --> 00:13:13,344 Diet, mother? 244 00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:15,984 You're 41 years old and single. 245 00:13:16,014 --> 00:13:18,014 Yeah, diet. 246 00:13:19,584 --> 00:13:21,984 - Angelina Jolie! - Mom! 247 00:13:33,924 --> 00:13:36,854 Ha! Look at that. 248 00:13:36,894 --> 00:13:40,264 Yeah, first it was there, 249 00:13:40,294 --> 00:13:42,524 and now it's here. 250 00:13:42,564 --> 00:13:45,164 There, here. 251 00:13:45,194 --> 00:13:48,334 - You actually did this. - Guess somebody was wrong. 252 00:13:48,364 --> 00:13:51,474 - Charlie, honey, who was wrong? - Daddy! 253 00:13:53,574 --> 00:13:57,474 Well, daddy's very impressed. 254 00:13:57,514 --> 00:13:59,474 And a little shocked. 255 00:13:59,514 --> 00:14:02,414 And mommy is gonna do a victory dance. 256 00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:04,654 ♪ I'm right, you're wrong ♪ 257 00:14:04,684 --> 00:14:07,324 - ♪ I'm right, you're wrong, I'm right. ♪ - All right. 258 00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:09,784 Now we're gonna switch it up. 259 00:14:09,824 --> 00:14:11,524 ♪ 'Cause you're wrong and I'm right ♪ 260 00:14:11,554 --> 00:14:13,324 ♪ you're wrong, I'm right, you're wrong. ♪ 261 00:14:13,364 --> 00:14:16,394 - going inside now. - Bye-bye. In Spanish... 262 00:14:16,434 --> 00:14:19,694 ♪ Estoy correcto, estoy correcto. ♪ 263 00:14:27,404 --> 00:14:30,174 - hi, I'm Tim. - I'm Bob. 264 00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:32,144 Why are we talking? 265 00:14:32,174 --> 00:14:34,544 Forgot to give this to your wife. 266 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,384 What is it? 267 00:14:36,414 --> 00:14:38,684 It's the bill for assembling your play structure. 268 00:14:38,714 --> 00:14:40,754 You put that together? 269 00:14:40,784 --> 00:14:43,694 Yep, turned out pretty good, huh? 270 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:47,224 Couldn't possibly have turned out better. 271 00:14:47,264 --> 00:14:51,234 Well, if you'd like to reflect your satisfaction with a tip. 272 00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:53,904 - Bye-bye, Tim. - You know, I take... 273 00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:04,274 How are you enjoying our first date so far? 274 00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:06,074 Pretty special, right? 275 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,044 This sure is a twisty road. 276 00:15:08,084 --> 00:15:09,844 Which is fine with me 'cause this is fun. 277 00:15:09,884 --> 00:15:13,514 Whoo-oo! 278 00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:15,754 Whoo-oo! 279 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,754 You aren't whooing. 280 00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:20,764 That's because I don't feel very well. 281 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,394 Maybe you're just hungry. Take something out of the picnic basket. 282 00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:32,034 Or put something in. 283 00:15:32,074 --> 00:15:34,504 Your choice. 284 00:15:37,474 --> 00:15:39,444 Help! 285 00:15:39,484 --> 00:15:41,884 - ( Structure falling ) - Help! 286 00:15:41,914 --> 00:15:44,214 Gabe, Gabe, watch Charlie! 287 00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:49,184 Bob! What happened? 288 00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:50,694 I don't know. 289 00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:53,864 I was just standing here admiring the swing set... 290 00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:56,394 You know, the one you put together all by yourself... 291 00:15:56,434 --> 00:15:58,994 And then boom! 292 00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,764 The whole thing came down on top of me. 293 00:16:00,804 --> 00:16:03,034 - Are you okay? - I don't know. 294 00:16:03,074 --> 00:16:05,774 I just... I feel so sleepy. 295 00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:08,474 No no no. No, Bob, stay with me. Stay with me. 296 00:16:08,504 --> 00:16:10,444 Amy, just know that 297 00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:12,944 no matter what happens to me, 298 00:16:12,984 --> 00:16:15,484 I don't blame you for the way you put this thing together. 299 00:16:17,314 --> 00:16:20,884 - I'm gonna go get help. - No no! 300 00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:23,524 Let me. Tim. 301 00:16:27,924 --> 00:16:30,594 Oh, you know Tim, right? 302 00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:33,094 Of course I do. Hi, Tim. 303 00:16:33,134 --> 00:16:35,934 - How you doing? - Hi, Mrs. Duncan. 304 00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:38,234 Bob Duncan, how dare you scare me like that! 305 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:40,304 Well, you deserved it for lying to me. 306 00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,304 What? So now I can't lie to you? 307 00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:43,974 I thought we had a good marriage going here. 308 00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:46,474 Here's the bill for taking it apart. 309 00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:47,984 Thank you. 310 00:16:48,014 --> 00:16:51,184 Oh, could you put this back together again please? 311 00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:53,184 Sure, then tomorrow you want me to come back 312 00:16:53,224 --> 00:16:55,754 and take it apart again? 313 00:16:55,784 --> 00:16:57,794 No. 314 00:16:57,824 --> 00:16:59,794 Gosh, Tim, we're not crazy. 315 00:17:10,174 --> 00:17:12,474 I am so glad you're giving me a second chance. 316 00:17:12,504 --> 00:17:14,674 Let's just pretend our first date never happened. 317 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,144 What first date? 318 00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:18,114 The one where I puked in the picnic basket. 319 00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:20,444 No, it's an expression. 320 00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:22,644 Puked in the picnic basket's an expression? 321 00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:24,484 I don't think that's gonna catch on. 322 00:17:27,654 --> 00:17:29,654 Excuse me. 323 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,464 Mrs. Monroe, what are you doing here? 324 00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:40,034 Mr. Duncan, you've seemed to have lost your accent. 325 00:17:40,064 --> 00:17:42,064 It comes and goes. 326 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,534 Ah, there it is. Pip pip. 327 00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:47,374 And you've lost your mustache too. 328 00:17:47,404 --> 00:17:50,714 That's right. Me mustache went cheerio. 329 00:17:50,744 --> 00:17:53,614 Mr. Duncan, I have disturbing news. 330 00:17:53,644 --> 00:17:55,514 It's about your wife. 331 00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:57,654 Your wife? You have a wife? 332 00:17:57,684 --> 00:17:59,184 - No. - You don't? 333 00:17:59,214 --> 00:18:01,324 Of course I do. 334 00:18:01,354 --> 00:18:03,684 - Who are you? - I'm his girlfriend. 335 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,994 Hey, guys, what's the... 336 00:18:06,024 --> 00:18:08,794 And here she is with her boyfriend? 337 00:18:08,824 --> 00:18:11,964 You're cheating on me? You're a married woman. 338 00:18:11,994 --> 00:18:13,964 - You're married? - No. No no no. 339 00:18:14,004 --> 00:18:15,534 - You're not? - Of course I am. 340 00:18:17,134 --> 00:18:20,004 - Eww! - Gabe! 341 00:18:22,174 --> 00:18:25,274 - Yes, mother. - I'm starting to see 342 00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:28,084 why you didn't want me to meet your family. 343 00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:31,314 Gabe, Mrs. Monroe has found out that your father 344 00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:33,414 and I are having problems. 345 00:18:33,454 --> 00:18:35,084 And does she know 346 00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:37,594 that you guys are the reason I misbehave? 347 00:18:37,624 --> 00:18:40,194 I do now. 348 00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:42,994 Well, maybe some good can come 349 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,494 from all this pain. 350 00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:46,234 Dial it down. 351 00:18:46,264 --> 00:18:48,234 Mrs. Monroe, if you'll excuse us, 352 00:18:48,264 --> 00:18:50,404 this family has some healing to do. 353 00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:53,004 Which I would like to do just with my parents 354 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,844 and their dates. 355 00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,604 Stay warm, love. 356 00:18:56,644 --> 00:19:00,214 Don't wanna freeze off your English muffins. 357 00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:04,184 Grandma, grandpa! 358 00:19:04,214 --> 00:19:06,784 What's going on? 359 00:19:06,824 --> 00:19:09,954 I'm Gabe's teacher. I came to talk to his parents. 360 00:19:09,994 --> 00:19:11,594 We're his parents. 361 00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:16,464 That's right, grandpa. You're my dad. 362 00:19:16,494 --> 00:19:20,464 He thinks he's the president too. 363 00:19:20,504 --> 00:19:23,604 - Who are you? - Hey, I'm Derek. 364 00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:26,274 - Just a friend. - Is that your motorcycle? 365 00:19:26,304 --> 00:19:27,704 - Yeah. - No... 366 00:19:27,744 --> 00:19:31,644 - I love motorcycles. - We're dating, me and Derek. 367 00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,984 Will you stop throwing that in my face? 368 00:19:34,014 --> 00:19:36,484 - We're done with that part. - Jolly good. 369 00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:44,454 Hey, Charlie. 370 00:19:44,494 --> 00:19:46,994 Well, we all got grounded for pretending to be mom and dad, 371 00:19:47,024 --> 00:19:48,664 but there's some good news. 372 00:19:48,694 --> 00:19:51,894 Looking good, Mr. Duncan. 373 00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:55,404 Oh, please, call me Bob. 374 00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,674 Yeah, turns out I was worried about nothing. 375 00:19:57,704 --> 00:20:01,344 My new boyfriend is dad's new best friend. 376 00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:05,914 Maybe I do have something to worry about. 377 00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:08,244 And things are cool between me and Skyler, 378 00:20:08,284 --> 00:20:10,384 after I explained I wasn't married to my sister. 379 00:20:10,414 --> 00:20:12,214 Yeah, that would have been awful. 380 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:16,224 - Talk about puke in the picnic basket. - Right. 381 00:20:16,254 --> 00:20:18,254 - What? - Oh, it's an expression. 382 00:20:18,294 --> 00:20:20,964 - Yeah. - ( Engine revving ) 383 00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:27,664 - Whoopsie. - My bike! 384 00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:33,304 Oh, well, that should put a dent in the old friendship. 385 00:20:33,344 --> 00:20:35,044 And of course, 386 00:20:35,074 --> 00:20:38,244 your swing set has now collapsed three times. 387 00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:41,504 Good luck, Charlie. 388 00:20:44,824 --> 00:20:47,094 - ( Videogame beeping ) - ( Doorbell rings ) 389 00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:58,174 - What are you doing? - Sorry to trouble you, governor, 390 00:20:58,204 --> 00:21:00,144 but I'm visiting the States from the u.K. 391 00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:03,684 And me auto seems to have broken down in front of your house. 392 00:21:03,714 --> 00:21:05,914 I'm trying to play a videogame here. 393 00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:09,384 If there's a funny part to this story, can we please get to it. 394 00:21:09,424 --> 00:21:11,954 Saucy little bloke, aren't you? 395 00:21:11,994 --> 00:21:15,354 Anyway, may I use your telephone to ring up the garage? 396 00:21:15,394 --> 00:21:17,464 Get in here. 397 00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:22,564 Gabe, who was at the... 398 00:21:27,934 --> 00:21:31,204 By jove, you're a handsome lad. 399 00:21:31,244 --> 00:21:34,714 Back at you, british dude. 400 00:21:37,314 --> 00:21:40,514 Wh... if you're... 401 00:21:40,684 --> 00:21:41,894 What? 402 00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:45,764 Are you by any chance from ostrich-shi-shi-shire? 403 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,064 Where? Never heard of it. 404 00:21:48,064 --> 00:21:50,014 I'm from ostrich-shi-shi-shi-shire. 405 00:21:50,494 --> 00:21:53,134 Ah, I was one "shi" short. 406 00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:54,534 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 407 00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:59,134 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29804

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