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Ready, Charlie?
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Let's show Gabe what you've learned.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- What's the opposite of up?
- Down.
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- Yeah. What's the opposite of big?
- Little.
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- What's the opposite of good?
- Gabe.
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And here is your cookie.
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Teddy, you'll be out of
the house in two years.
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Then it's just you and me.
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Thanks for the ride home, Fran.
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Should I pick you up tomorrow?
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Nope, not working tomorrow.
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Gotta get ready for
the big hospital benefit.
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You know me, Fran win-the-talent-show-
every-year culpepper.
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Mostly we just call you Fran...
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And some other things.
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This year I'll be sharing the
stage with all the culpeppers.
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We're a wonderfully talented family.
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And I assume your family
will be in the audience again?
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Actually, Fran, my family
will also be performing.
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- We will?
- Yes, we will.
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Well, may the best family win.
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That's our plan, Fran.
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All right, Duncans,
get your butts in here now!
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Oh, the sweet sound
of my lovely bride's voice.
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I have great news.
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The entire Duncan family
is going to compete
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in this year's hospital talent show.
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Cool.
What's the great news?
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Come on, you guys, how can we lose?
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We have the world's most perfect baby.
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I mean look at that face.
What happened to your face?
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I don't know, mom.
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I think I'm busy, uh, whatever
night the stupid thing is.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Oh really, you guys are too busy?
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Well, did I happen to mention
that the grand prize
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is a two-day pass
to super adventure land?
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Super adventure land?
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- The funnest place on earth?
- Fran's going down.
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Fran's going down.
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Fran's going d...
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Forgot my keys.
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- You have a great evening, Fran.
- Okay.
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Fran's going down.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,and dad says ♪
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♪ has anybodyseen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it isup on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,i've survived ♪
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♪ so just takemy advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I knowyour future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everythingturns out all right ♪
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♪ your lifeis up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com
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Thanks for walking me
to class, ray-ray.
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Anytime, I-I.
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Well, looks like you're getting
pretty cozy with Raymond.
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Ray-ray.
That's what I call him.
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I'm gonna stick with Raymond.
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Aw, look at those two.
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We could be double-dating
if you were still
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- going out with Spencer.
- Oh, you mean spence-spence?
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Hi, having a party tonight.
Hope you can make it.
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Hi, having a party tonight.
Hope you can make it.
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Hi...
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Hi, having a party tonight.
Hope you can make it.
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Something tells me
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Lynette doesn't want me at her party.
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Well, if she doesn't want my best friend,
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she's not getting me.
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Or me.
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That's kind of where we started.
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Okay, class.
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This is a very exciting time of year...
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Mock court.
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We're going to learn
how our justice system works
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by having our own trial
right here in class.
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- Teddy, you'll be the
prosecuting attorney. - Yes!
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Somebody's going down.
Who's it gonna be?
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Lynette, you'll be the defendant.
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And the system works.
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Spencer, you'll be the defense lawyer.
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Walter, you'll be the judge.
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Yes! I can already
taste the power.
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That one might be a mistake.
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Ivy, you'll be the witness
for the prosecution.
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And the rest of you
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will make up the jury.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be at my desk
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finishing my sudoku.
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Hey, "counselor."
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I gotta warn you, my dad's a lawyer,
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so I might have an advantage.
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Oh yeah.
No, I'm not worried.
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- My dad's an exterminator.
- What does that mean?
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I'm gonna crush you like a bug.
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- Hey, where'd you get the dummy?
- I bought it online.
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- I wasn't talking to you.
- Ha ha ha ha.
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I'm gonna put him in my car.
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That way I can use the carpool lane
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when I'm making kwikki chikki deliveries.
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Huh?
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So people can get their
crummy chicken quicker?
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Right.
Everybody wins.
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Well, except the people
who eat the chicken.
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And the chickens.
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I guess I'm the only one who really wins.
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You know, I'm getting an idea here.
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You bought this piece
of junk online, right?
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Who are you talking to?
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I'm talking to you now.
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Oh, yeah yeah, I bought him online.
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Well, maybe there's people out
there who wanna buy our junk.
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Not following you.
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I'm saying if there's people
stupid enough to buy dummies,
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maybe they're stupid enough
to buy our crummy stuff.
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- Still talking to me?
- Ugh.
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Now, miss wentz, please tell
the court what happened next.
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- My ray-ray misses me with
seven exclamation points.
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Ivy, focus.
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Mm, ray-ray says
I look hot today,
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but only with six exclamation points.
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- Should I be worried?
- Moving on. Okay.
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Now let's talk about what you're
going to wear on the stand.
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You don't want to be too flashy.
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T, you've seen my closet.
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It's mostly zebra stripes
and leopard print.
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And those are my church clothes.
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Okay, well, then you're
gonna have to go through
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- your mom's closet.
- What?
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You want me to wear
my mom's clothes to school?
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- Mm-hmm.
- In front of my boyfriend?
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I've had this dream.
It did not end well.
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Ivy, for one day you can tone it down.
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Then you have the rest of the school year
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to dress like the animal of your choice.
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Oh, it's getting late.
I gotta go.
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It's my dad's birthday.
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Oh sorry, one more thing.
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When you're on the stand tomorrow,
you have to be very serious.
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- It wouldn't hurt to cry a little.
- Don't worry.
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If I'm wearing my mom's
clothes, I'll be crying.
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Okay, this is our number for the show.
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P.J., hit it.
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♪ We're the singin' dancin' Duncans ♪
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♪ quite a happy bunch ♪
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♪ we will always work together ♪
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♪ breakfast, din and lunch ♪
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♪ you will alwayssee us smiling ♪
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♪ evening, noon and morn ♪
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♪ we all start our day the very same way ♪
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♪ when Charlie
blows her horn. ♪
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And Charlie blows her horn.
What do you think?
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It's a two-day pass
to super adventure land, right?
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That is correct.
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Okay, now I'm going to show you the
dance that goes along with it.
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The first move...
very simple.
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I call it the chug, kind
of like what a train does.
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A-one, two, three.
A-one, two, three.
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And a-one, two, three.
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Okay, you guys line up and you do it.
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- Daddy in front.
- All right.
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- P.J., Teddy, Gabe.
- Okay.
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- I guess dad's the engine.
- I hope so.
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If he's the caboose, this
train's not getting very far.
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The engine has ears, guys...
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And feelings.
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Okay, ready?
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A-five, six,
seven, eight.
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And one, two, three.
And one, two, three.
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- And... honey, you're not
moving your feet. - Sorry.
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Okay, now you're not moving your arms.
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Honey, this is hard.
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Dad, it's just like patting your
head and rubbing your stomach.
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That must be really depressing for you.
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Okay, let's assume we got the train
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into the station somehow.
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Okay, this next part is a little tricky,
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so watch carefully.
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I'm gonna break it down.
Ready?
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Touch, step, pas de bourree.
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Kick, step, together, front and passe.
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Turn, wait, ba-bam!
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Now we're gonna sass it up a bit.
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A-shoulder shoulder,
tap tap.
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Turn around and uh uh.
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And whammy, and whammy, and whammy.
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Ah ooh ooh!
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Okay, now I want you to do
exactly what I just did.
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And a-five, six,
seven, eight.
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One, two...
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What are you waiting for?
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10 years of dance lessons.
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I can't believe how much money we're making
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selling our old junk online.
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It's easier than taking candy from a baby.
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I mean, I should know.
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I take candy from Charlie all the time.
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What's... what's with
all the bubble wrap?
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Uh... really fun to pop?
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Hey, anybody seen my bowling ball?
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You loaned it
to Mr. dabney.
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I think I would have remembered that.
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You're starting to lose it, dad.
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I mean the next thing you know,
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- you're not gonna remember where
your slippers are. - Yeah.
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Come to think of it, where...
where are my slippers?
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Dude, we gotta be more careful.
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Sooner or later, dad's gonna
know he's missing stuff.
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- I wouldn't worry about that.
- Why not?
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I just sold his glasses.
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Oh no, this is terrible.
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And there's nothing we can do, you say?
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Thanks for calling, Fran.
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Bob, I can't believe this.
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- The benefit's been canceled.
- What?
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- And after all that work you
and the kids did. - Oh man.
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You know, I was getting pretty
good at that turn, wait, bam!
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- Ba-bam.
- Ba-bam.
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Honey, could you tell the kids?
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- I don't have the heart.
- Yeah, sure thing.
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I don't have the heart
to cook dinner either.
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No problem.
We go out.
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Okay, we go out.
You're so good.
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He bought that, right?
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Is this what you wanted?
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- Yeah, it's fine.
- It'd better be.
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A kid on the bus called me ma'am.
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Hey, how come you didn't
text me back last night?
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Oh, my phone must have been off.
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Right, yeah, that's what I figured.
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- And so I called your house.
- You did?
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Yes yes, I did.
And you weren't there.
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- I wasn't?
- No no, you weren't.
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And so I wished your dad a Happy Birthday
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and then he said, "my
birthday's not for six months."
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Is this class ever gonna start?
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- How are you doing, Ivy?
- Hey, Lynette.
249
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Ugh.
250
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Since when are you two so friendly?
251
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What are you talking about?
252
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No.
253
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- No, you didn't.
- What?
254
00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:08,129
You went to Lynette's party last night.
255
00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,529
- Nuh-uh!
- Oh, don't you nuh-uh me.
256
00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:13,599
- I'll nuh-uh whoever I want to nuh-uh.
- Nuh-uh!
257
00:13:15,139 --> 00:13:17,909
Okay, so if you weren't
at Lynette's party last night,
258
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- then where were you?
- That is none of your business.
259
00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,939
No, see, it is my business
because you lied to me.
260
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This is not over.
261
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:27,479
Unbelievable.
262
00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:31,489
And they say government is a boring class.
263
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They're right.
264
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Your witness, counselor.
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Miss wentz, please tell
us in your own words
266
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what you observed on the
afternoon of the 23rd.
267
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,969
Well, I was working at the bank,
268
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teller window two, when a lady approached
269
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,009
and slipped me a threatening note.
270
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,879
Hmm. And do you
see that person
271
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,649
here in this courtroom?
272
00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:07,849
Yeah.
She's right there.
273
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Hmm.
274
00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:15,289
And have you seen this person
anywhere else recently?
275
00:14:15,319 --> 00:14:17,119
Like at a party?
276
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A party I wasn't invited to?
277
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Objection. What does this
have to do with anything?
278
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I'll allow it
279
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since I wasn't invited either.
280
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Now, miss wentz,
281
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did you or did you not
go to Lynette's party?
282
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I don't want to answer that.
283
00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:34,439
You have to.
You're under oath.
284
00:14:34,479 --> 00:14:36,939
No, I did not go to the party.
285
00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:39,409
- Well, then where did you go?
- I was out...
286
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With Spencer.
287
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Order!
288
00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:48,789
Wait, so...
289
00:14:48,819 --> 00:14:51,529
- so you're dating Spencer?
- I object!
290
00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:54,899
- I object.
- Now I object.
291
00:14:56,569 --> 00:14:58,899
I'm not dating him.
292
00:14:58,929 --> 00:15:01,399
I'm dating him.
293
00:15:01,439 --> 00:15:03,099
I withdraw my objection,
294
00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:05,469
- see you tonight, baby.
- You know it, ray-ray.
295
00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:11,549
Wait, so why were you out
with my ex-boyfriend?
296
00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:13,879
I was hanging out with Raymond.
297
00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:15,579
And he wanted to hang out with Spencer.
298
00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:17,649
I felt weird about it, but I went along.
299
00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:20,049
And I didn't tell you because
I knew you wouldn't like it.
300
00:15:20,089 --> 00:15:22,189
Why wouldn't she like it?
You said we're friends, right?
301
00:15:22,219 --> 00:15:25,189
Oh please, everyone says
that after they break up.
302
00:15:25,229 --> 00:15:29,059
- So we're not friends?
- No, of course we are.
303
00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:31,099
Okay, I'm confused.
Are we friends or not?
304
00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:34,099
If we are, then why are you mad
that I was hanging out with Ivy?
305
00:15:34,139 --> 00:15:36,699
No no, I'm not mad!
306
00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:39,269
Okay, I'm mad because I...
307
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:41,309
Well, because...
308
00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:44,749
Look, I'm not the one on trial here.
309
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:47,509
Let's take a recess.
310
00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:50,419
I lost the gavel in my robe.
311
00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:00,789
I just got a very interesting
phone call from Fran culpepper.
312
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,659
She wanted to make sure
your mom baked enough cookies
313
00:16:03,699 --> 00:16:05,529
for tonight's benefit.
314
00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:07,799
That is interesting.
315
00:16:07,839 --> 00:16:10,369
Why is that interesting?
316
00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:15,439
Because if the benefit was really
cancelled, like your mom said,
317
00:16:15,479 --> 00:16:17,879
why would Fran culpepper need cookies?
318
00:16:17,909 --> 00:16:21,819
Ah, I see where you're going with this.
319
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:24,549
Mom baked cookies and she didn't tell us.
320
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,489
Uh, going somewhere?
321
00:16:31,529 --> 00:16:35,029
Charlie can't sleep, so I thought
I'd take her out for a drive.
322
00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:37,829
A little dolled up, aren't we?
323
00:16:37,869 --> 00:16:40,229
Thank you.
324
00:16:40,269 --> 00:16:42,269
I always try to look my best.
325
00:16:53,819 --> 00:16:56,419
- Hey.
- Hey.
326
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,249
Can I come in?
327
00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,589
Whatever.
328
00:17:03,529 --> 00:17:05,659
I got you something.
329
00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:18,939
His name is Berry sowwy.
330
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:25,279
See, 'cause it's a strawberry
331
00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:27,309
and I'm sowwy...
332
00:17:28,879 --> 00:17:31,549
Berry sowwy.
333
00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:36,059
Wow, looks like you felt real bad...
334
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,589
Oh, 99¢ bad.
335
00:17:40,629 --> 00:17:43,759
Actually I found it on the bus.
336
00:17:46,069 --> 00:17:49,399
- Do you forgive me? - Well, I don't know.
I'm very mad at you.
337
00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:51,909
Well, stop being mad.
I don't like it.
338
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:56,309
I know.
I don't like it either.
339
00:17:56,339 --> 00:17:58,649
I know I messed up.
340
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:01,279
It's just I've never had
a boyfriend before.
341
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:04,949
- I didn't know what to do.
- Look, Ivy, there are gonna be times
342
00:18:04,989 --> 00:18:07,049
when you have a boyfriend and I don't
343
00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:08,819
or when I have a boyfriend and you don't.
344
00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:11,789
- I like it better the first way.
- Okay.
345
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,729
But the point is since
we're best friends forever,
346
00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,999
no matter what, we have to
be honest with each other.
347
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,629
You're so right.
348
00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:23,339
And from here on out, I promise
to always be honest with you.
349
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:27,879
- We good?
- Yeah, we're good.
350
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:30,079
We're good.
351
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,949
- Oh, so did we win the trial?
- What do you think?
352
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,079
The prosecutor ran out and the star witness
353
00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,089
forgot everything she was supposed to say.
354
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,819
- We're a good team.
- Oh yeah.
355
00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:42,059
Oh yes.
356
00:18:45,529 --> 00:18:47,659
And now, please welcomeour next act:
357
00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:50,329
The singin' dancin' Duncans!
358
00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:53,929
Hi, everybody.
359
00:18:53,969 --> 00:18:55,939
My name is Amy Duncan
360
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,739
and I'd like for you to meet
361
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,969
the rest of my wonderful family:
362
00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:02,639
My husband Bob,
363
00:19:07,519 --> 00:19:09,649
my son P.J.,
364
00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:15,259
our daughter Teddy...
365
00:19:18,029 --> 00:19:21,029
Hey, did you forget about me?
366
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,229
Who could forget about Gabe?
367
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:37,079
And last, and certainly
the cutest, Charlie!
368
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:47,719
And together we're the
singin' dancin' Duncans!
369
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:50,859
♪ We're the singin' dancin' Duncans ♪
370
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,329
♪ quite a happy bunch ♪
371
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:57,059
♪ we will always stick together ♪
372
00:20:00,769 --> 00:20:03,739
♪ you will always see us smiling ♪
373
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,209
♪ evening,noon and morn... ♪
374
00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,209
Hi, guys.
375
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:17,779
Look, I know you're all
probably really mad at me.
376
00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:20,419
Oh, honey, we're not mad anymore.
377
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:21,919
You're not?
378
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,219
Come on, we know how you are.
379
00:20:24,259 --> 00:20:25,889
Everybody has flaws.
380
00:20:25,929 --> 00:20:27,959
I know.
381
00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:31,929
And mine is despite
all my wonderful talents
382
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:35,299
I have yet to be discovered.
383
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,109
Well, I'm just so glad
you've all forgiven me.
384
00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:42,279
Yeah, of course. And as far as the
whole fake-family thing goes,
385
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,309
we've completely moved on.
386
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:49,279
Fresh-baked cookies
made from scratch.
387
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:51,549
- Who's this?
- Our new mom.
388
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:56,219
Okay, you got me.
389
00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:57,889
Fake mom, you can go home now.
390
00:20:57,929 --> 00:21:00,589
No way!
We love fake mom.
391
00:21:00,629 --> 00:21:03,229
- She cooks. She cleans.
- She even changes diapers.
392
00:21:03,259 --> 00:21:05,669
Diapers?
Really?
393
00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:09,899
Ha, welcome to the family.
394
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:19,379
Well, Charlie, if there's one thing
your big sis wants you to know,
395
00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:21,949
it's that it's important
to always tell the truth.
396
00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:24,379
That's right, honesty is
always the best policy.
397
00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:26,649
- True dat. Yep.
- Uh, guys?
398
00:21:26,689 --> 00:21:30,059
- Yep?
- Where's the dryer?
399
00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:35,099
- I told you they'd notice.
- Just keep walking.
400
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:42,839
- Hey, dad, are they in trouble?
- Oh yeah.
401
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:46,169
Your brothers are gonna need
some good luck, Charlie.
402
00:21:47,979 --> 00:21:49,979
True dat.
403
00:21:54,039 --> 00:21:56,969
Your honor, this woman replaced her family
404
00:21:56,999 --> 00:22:00,599
just because they have no rhythm.
405
00:22:00,639 --> 00:22:02,609
Now given the horrible
nature of this crime,
406
00:22:02,639 --> 00:22:04,269
I request the maximum punishment.
407
00:22:04,309 --> 00:22:05,639
And so do I.
408
00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:07,879
What are you doing?
You're my attorney.
409
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:11,079
Do you remember that time
you made me eat all my broccoli?
410
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:14,619
Who's laughing now?
Huh.
411
00:22:16,019 --> 00:22:17,889
Your honor, we are ready for the verdict.
412
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,589
How do you find the defendant?
413
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,359
Guilty, mommy!
414
00:22:25,559 --> 00:22:26,759
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