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- Hey. See you later.
- Hey, dad.
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Before you go, can I ask you something?
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- Oh, ask your mother.
- Why can't I ask you?
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Well, because whatever answer I give you,
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She's gonna tell me it's the wrong one.
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Wow, dad. When did you
become so afraid of mom?
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I... ask your mother.
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Hey, mom, can I ask you a question?
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Okay, why can't people learn
to use their car alarms?
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- Turn it off, jerk!
- Uh, mom, that jerk is you.
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- What?
- That's your car alarm.
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Oh, well, that's entirely different.
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- Why is it going off?
- That's why.
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Uh-oh.
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Charlie's going through
her button-pushing phase.
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- Isn't it adorable?
- Yeah yeah, real cute baby.
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- Can we get back to me now?
- Okay, honey, what is it?
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The kids at school are teasing me again.
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- About your hair?
- No, about my bike.
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- What's wrong with my hair?
- Nothing.
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It worked when you were five, it works now.
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Okay, now what about your bike?
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It's lame.
I need a new one.
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Oh, a new bike, huh?
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- Ask your father.
- Really?
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No, I'm just kidding.
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You can't have a new bike.
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Everyone knows your bike is
a statement of who you are.
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My bike says
"this guy is a total geek."
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Same thing your haircut says.
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♪ today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,and dad says ♪
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♪ has anybodyseen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it isup on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,I've survived ♪
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♪ so just takemy advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I knowyour future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everythingturns out all right ♪
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♪ your lifeis up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com
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Hey, honey.
What you working on?
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Oh, nothing.
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- Do you mind? - I can't help it.
I saw the word "mom."
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Okay, I'm writing a script
for my drama class.
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We're supposed to shoot a short film.
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About an important moment in our lives.
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Ooh ooh! Which moment?
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I've been involved in so many.
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Well, it's about the day
you and dad sat me down.
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And told me you were expecting charlie.
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- Can I read it?
- Sure, when I'm finished.
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No, come on.
I'm really excited.
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- Give me a sneak peek.
- Okay.
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Okay, let's see here.
"bob"... yak yak yak.
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"teddy"... blah blah blah.
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Teddy, we need
to talk to you."
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Oh, this is really good.
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Mom exits.
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Where does it say that?
I don't see that.
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No no, it doesn't.
I'm saying that.
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Guys, I'd like you to meet
my new girlfriend nina.
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Nina, this is
my best friend p. J....
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- Hi.
- ...And his sister teddy.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Oh, nice to meet you too.
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Come on in. Emmett, when
did you get a girlfriend?
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Like 20 minutes ago.
I rushed right over as soon as it happened.
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Emmett has told me so much about you.
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She talks like that all the time.
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- She's from south america.
- Venezuela.
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I thought you said south america.
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Emmett, venezuela is in south america.
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Right?
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Yeah, they have trouble with
subjects ending in "-ography."
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And "-ath."
and "-ience."
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Teddy, can I talk to you for a second?
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- Sure.
- I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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So how long have you been in the country?
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- Only one day. - That explains
how you ended up with emmett.
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So, teddy,
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Since I have a girlfriend now.
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This thing that's
been going on between us...
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Mmm, that thing that
exists only in your head?
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Yeah, that...
it's over.
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Okay.
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That's good.
Deny the pain.
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- No tears?
- No problem.
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- So brave.
- So... Emmett.
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Dad! Dad, dad, quick!
Get in here!
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My bike is gone!
Somebody stole it!
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- What? - Yeah, the
garage door is wide open.
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But I closed it when I came in.
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Well, somebody opened it,
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And I think I know who.
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- Charlie did it.
- No.
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You did that!
She's pushing the buttons again.
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Hang on, hang on.
Hey you.
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How did charlie even get
the garage door remote?
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Who cares?
Wheelie is gone.
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- You called your bike wheelie?
- I used to.
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I loved that old bike.
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Hey hey hey hey hey.
It's okay.
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You know what?
We're gonna get you a new one.
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Okay, I'll be in the car.
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Teddy honey, your script is terrific.
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- I love it.
- Oh, mom, I'm so glad you like it,
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'cause I thought you were
gonna be critical.
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But you're not critical,
you're just really smart.
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Okay, so who's in it?
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Who's playing the duncans?
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Oh, kids from my drama class.
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This one kid, waiter, is playing dad.
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Blah blah blah.
Who's playing me?
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I haven't cast the mom role yet.
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I'm having auditions later.
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Oh, okay. Well, if you
need me to do anything,
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Just let me know.
I could do props,
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Costumes or play mom... whatever.
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Here we go.
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You know, I don't know
if I've told you this,
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But when I was younger
I did a lot of theater.
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Really? What did
the southwest denver.
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Community college "daily bugle" say?
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The southwest denver community
college "daily bugle"
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Called my maggie from
"cat on a hot tin roof"
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Purr-fect.
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Ah. Look, mom.
I'm supposed to use kids.
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From my drama class in the video.
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Of course.
Of course you are.
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- I understand.
- Thanks.
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You know what I feel like?
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I feel all the time like
a cat on a hot tin roof.
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Dad! Mom's bugging me!
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- Hello there.
- Oh, hi.
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- It's p.J., right?
- That's right.
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So how are you liking south high?
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Oh, everyone is so nice.
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Some more nice than others.
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That's... Nice.
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Uh, I hope you don't think
I'm being too forward,
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But I find you very intriguing.
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I find you standing very close now.
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This is my number.
I hope you'll use it.
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Don't you already have a boyfriend?
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No, but I'm
hoping to. Ciao.
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Ciao?
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Oh, no, she already has a nickname for me.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hey.
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Why is there a new bike in the garage?
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Gabe's bike got stolen.
Poor kid was crushed.
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What are you talking about?
He hated his old bike.
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- Wheelie?
- Yes, weally.
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Are we talking like this for a weason?
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No, wheelie is what he called his bike.
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Yesterday he called his bike lame.
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And then asked me for a new one.
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Huh.
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Kinda suspicious, don't you think?
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Yeah.
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It weally is.
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Hey, do you know how they
say bananas in venezuela?
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Bananas.
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Do you know what girls
from venezuela call the guy.
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They secretly want to date
behind their best friend's back?
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Ciao.
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Wait. What?
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Nina flirted with me at school today.
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- No, she didn't.
- Did too.
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Okay, maybe you didn't understand her.
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I understand english.
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I've been speaking it since I was seven.
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I think you're making things up.
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Now I don't speak spanish,but
that hasgot to be a come-on.
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All righty.
Are you guys ready?
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Hey. I thought you kids might
like some refreshments.
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Thank you, honey.
I'm so lucky to have you.
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Uh, mom, that's waiter.
He's playing dad.
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Please,
call me bob.
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It'll help me stay in character.
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Take your arm away, bob.
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And this is kimmy.
She's playing me.
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Question about.
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Why did you name her teddy?
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Well, we just really liked the name.
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That was you blowing my mind.
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She was the only one who tried out.
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Well, have you found a mom yet?
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Oh, no, all the amy candidates
are out on the porch.
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Oh, okay.
Whatever.
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I wasn't even thinking about that, really.
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Is that the mail I hear?
I'm just gonna go check and find out.
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Sorry, girls, the video
sheet's been canceled.
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Yeah, the duncans have head lice.
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Okay, first let's...
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Hey, where'd everybody go?
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Beats me.
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Anything mom can do for you?
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Wow. You're unbelievable.
Okay, well,
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Seeing as I have
no other choice, would you...
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Yes!
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Okay, here we.
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Mom, come on.
I want to get started.
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- Coming!
- I spend more time.
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Waiting for that woman.
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Mom, why did you change?
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- The script says amy's in scrubs.
- Oh, honey,
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I learned in college theater.
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That the script is really just an outline.
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Okay. All right,
everyone, here we go.
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Bob and amy, you're on the couch.
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Teddy enters from over there.
Now remember, guys,
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This is just a rehearsal
so use your scripts.
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And action.
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"teddy, can you
come here a minute?"
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"teddy crosses to the couch, nervous.
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'am I in trouble'...
question mark."
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No no no, kimmy, just the lines, honey.
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Not the other stuff, okay?
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And action.
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"teddy, we need
to talk to you."
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"am I in trouble?"
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"well, I'll just say it.
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- Your mother's gonna have a baby.
" - Okay, can we stop?
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Can we stop?
I'm sorry.
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These words... they just don't
fit into my mouth comfortably.
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But it's what happened.
It's exactly what you said.
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The day you were supposed
to be wearing scrubs.
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Okay, valid point, but do
we want to make it real.
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Or do we want to make it good?
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I want to make it before my battery dies.
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Yeah. Well, that new
bike sure is a beauty.
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Sure is, dad.
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- All right.
Have fun. - Okay.
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- Gabe, before you go...
- Yeah?
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- ...One quick question.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know that garage door
remote that charlie had?
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- Mm-hmm. - How do you think she
got that down from the cupboard?
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- Maybe you should ask charlie.
- Yeah, well,
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- You know I can't do that.
- Oh, because she can't talk yet.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, that is a bummer.
250
00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:52,290
Yeah, it sure is.
251
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,690
All right. You know what?
I'll see you later.
252
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,760
Okay.
253
00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:58,290
You know what?
Just one more thing.
254
00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,190
Mm-hmm.
255
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,130
You know, I don't even think.
256
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,300
That remote works from the
kitchen where charlie was.
257
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:06,030
Dad, what are you trying to say?
258
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,840
Are you accusing me of something?
259
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,340
No, I just wanna know
when you're gonna be back.
260
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:13,710
Oh, half an hour.
Can I go now?
261
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,180
Of course you can, gabe.
262
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,350
You've always been free to go.
263
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,050
Okay.
264
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,290
Okay okay, there she is.
265
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:34,230
Now I'm going to prove
to you that she likes me.
266
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,860
- And not you.
- Okay. Okay.
267
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,970
- Hi.
- Hi.
268
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,670
- Hi.
- Hi.
269
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,210
So far it's a tie.
270
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,410
Okay, I know we both have a lot to offer,
271
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,540
But you're gonna have to choose between us.
272
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,250
Oh, I choose p.J.
273
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,180
Okay, let's try that again.
274
00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,050
And remember it's
a multiple-choice question.
275
00:13:57,090 --> 00:14:00,020
My choice is
still p.J.
276
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:02,320
I'm sorry, I can't go out with you.
277
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,360
I wouldn't do that to emmett.
Pals before gals.
278
00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:07,930
- Thanks, man.
- You'd do the same for me, right?
279
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,760
Yeah, let's go with that.
280
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,530
Wait a minute.
I know what's going on here.
281
00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:15,500
- You think I'm nina.
- You're not?
282
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:18,970
No! I'm tina.
That's nina.
283
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:26,250
Twins!
284
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,820
Wait. What are
we doing?
285
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:39,890
And then I could say,
286
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:43,530
"teddy girl, mama's
having a baby child!"
287
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:47,940
Right? Right?
Isn't that better?
288
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,570
Doesn't it make more sense.
289
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,040
That amy would tell teddy about the baby?
290
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,750
"mama's having a baby child"?
291
00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,750
Well, teddy, I'm just trying to find.
292
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,280
The emotional truth to the piece.
293
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,690
No thank you.
294
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,190
Okay, fine. You want me to
be a robot, I'll be a robot.
295
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:09,160
I'll be a robot.
296
00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:11,560
Am I in troue?
297
00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:15,500
No. No no no no no.
298
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:17,670
Nobody's a robot.
We're doing the script as written.
299
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,700
Okay, places everyone.
300
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,570
And action.
301
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,510
Teddy, can you come here a minute?
302
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,240
Am I in trouble?
303
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:29,940
Teddy, we need to talk to you.
304
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,780
Well, I'll just say it...
305
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:33,380
Your mother's gonna have a baby.
306
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,920
A what?
307
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,620
A baby.
You're gonna have.
308
00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:40,120
A new little brother or sister.
309
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,560
- Oh!
- Now what are you doing?
310
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,560
I just felt the baby kick.
311
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,460
No. No no no.
312
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,430
That's impossible.
The baby doesn't have feet yet.
313
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:51,700
Okay. You know what?
I'm just trying.
314
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:53,930
To figure out the mix of emotions
th I was feeling that day.
315
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:56,370
You know, the excitement, the confusion,
316
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,040
The fear,
the hormones.
317
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:06,950
Yeah, do you know what
I was feeling that day?
318
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:08,780
It was "why are you having another baby?
319
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:11,620
You barely have time for the
three kids you have now."
320
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,660
Was that in the script?
Because I'm lost.
321
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,930
Teddy honey,
322
00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,800
What was that?
323
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,700
I'm sorry, mom.
I shouldn't have said that.
324
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,570
Well, is that really how you felt?
325
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,380
Were you really mad that we
were having another baby?
326
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,480
- Yeah, I kinda was.
- Why didn't you say something?
327
00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:39,280
Mom, what was I supposed to say?
328
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,580
Charlie was on the way.
You were all so excited.
329
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:44,250
Excited? I didn't know how we
were gonna make it all work.
330
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,490
- I was terrified. - Really?
'Cause you didn't show it.
331
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,320
That's because I'm a really great actress.
332
00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:56,360
Come here.
Sit down.
333
00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:59,800
Do you still feel that way,
334
00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:01,570
Like we don't have enough time for you?
335
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,240
Actually, today I thought maybe you had.
336
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:06,670
A little bit too much time for me.
337
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:10,180
No. Seriously,
338
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:12,110
I don't know how you're doing it,
339
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:13,750
But you guys are doing a great job.
340
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:16,150
Well, that's because
we're not doing it alone,
341
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:20,490
And one of the big reasons it works is you.
342
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,290
The boys help out too.
343
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:25,360
But you're right, it's mostly me.
344
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,530
Look, teddy.
In the future,
345
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,530
If ever you're feeling something,
you've got to tell me, okay?
346
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,130
Come here.
Come here.
347
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,300
I want us to always
be honest with each other.
348
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,140
Okay, I'll be honest with you.
349
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,440
Say the lines as written or you're fired.
350
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,910
Aww.
351
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:07,130
What's the matter, gabe?
352
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,140
Um, dad...
are you okay?
353
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,210
You look shook up.
354
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,740
- Wheelie's back.
- I know! Isn't it great?
355
00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:17,910
Yay. Um...
356
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,250
How did you find him?
357
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,810
Oh, I came home from work,
358
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,280
I saw that kidake on your bike,
359
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,490
So I called the cops and they arrested him.
360
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,290
They arrested jake?
361
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,860
But he's just a kid.
362
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:30,190
Ooh, he won't be when he gets out.
363
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:36,430
What?
What's wrong, son?
364
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,830
Something bothering you?
365
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:40,500
Um... No.
366
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:43,200
No? Well, something's
bothering me,
367
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,340
Because here's what
I think really happened.
368
00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:49,640
First, you soldyour bike to jake
369
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,210
And thenyou pocketed the money.
370
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:57,080
Then you openedthe garage door...
371
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,520
...Using the keypad.
372
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:02,290
Finally, you grabbedthe remote
373
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,860
From the kitchen cabinet
374
00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:06,730
And you planted iton charlie.
375
00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:14,070
Interesting theory, but
it doesn't prove a thing.
376
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,010
You're right.
You're right.
377
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,410
I didn't have any hard proof,
378
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,250
But I kept thinking, thinking.
379
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,480
And thinking.
380
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,650
And then a bell went off.
381
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,920
- Is gabe here?
- No.
382
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,520
Tell him jake wants his $10 back.
383
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,060
This bike is
a piece of junk.
384
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:52,670
All right, you got me.
385
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:53,870
Now what happens?
386
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:58,880
Ask your mother.
387
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,760
Back from the bike store.
388
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:12,060
Charlie, your brother has something
he would like to say to you.
389
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:13,590
Go ahead, gabe.
390
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:18,400
Charlie, I'm sorry I tried to frame you.
391
00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:21,740
Aw. Remember the first
time I said that to you?
392
00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:25,040
Like it was yesterday.
393
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:28,880
And now here is a little I'm-sorry
present from your brother.
394
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:31,110
Okay, bring it in.
395
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,180
- Oh.
- Yay!
396
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:35,950
Yeah, we exchanged gabe's
new bike for this one.
397
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:43,720
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
398
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:49,430
Charlie, there you are
on your very first bike.
399
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:53,200
Yeah yeah.
Teddy girl,
400
00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,700
Mama's baby child has a new tricycle!
401
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:59,240
It's pink and red and it's
got little stickers on it.
402
00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:04,980
Yup, and there's mom stealingyour very first spotlight.
403
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,630
Good luck, charlie.
404
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:14,880
I feel so bad.
I just can't tell them apart.
405
00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:17,780
- It is hard.
- And I don't want to offend them.
406
00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:21,020
Well, you just have to find one
little thing that's different.
407
00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:29,630
What do you think?
408
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:33,400
I have no idea, and I'm
married to one of them.
409
00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:36,400
Hey, uh, dads,
410
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,640
Can I have five bucks?
411
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:46,480
Huh. I love
having two dads.
412
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:50,250
Unbelievable! Well! Let figure it out!
413
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:52,700
Wait. Wait.
414
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,350
Yup. That's my guy.
415
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