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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,675 --> 00:00:05,710 Hey, Charlie! It's your big sister Teddy 2 00:00:05,711 --> 00:00:08,914 with the latest installment of my video diary. 3 00:00:08,915 --> 00:00:11,218 Teddy, turn that thing off. It's breakfast time. 4 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:13,089 In a minute! 5 00:00:14,159 --> 00:00:16,995 That noise you hear is our neighbor's annoying new dog. 6 00:00:16,996 --> 00:00:18,630 Ever since she got that little rat, 7 00:00:18,631 --> 00:00:21,035 - none of us have gotten any sleep. - Teddy, I asked you 8 00:00:21,036 --> 00:00:23,171 - to do something. - And I asked for a minute! 9 00:00:23,172 --> 00:00:24,840 Your breakfast is getting cold. 10 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:27,109 Well, then just put it back in the toaster! 11 00:00:29,513 --> 00:00:32,048 Sorry you had to see that. 12 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:35,152 There is no prize in here. There's supposed to be a prize. 13 00:00:35,153 --> 00:00:36,887 You took it out yesterday. 14 00:00:36,888 --> 00:00:38,755 I know, but I put it back in 15 00:00:38,756 --> 00:00:41,425 so I'd have something to look forward to. 16 00:00:42,594 --> 00:00:44,229 Bob, where are you? 17 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:46,764 - Can I have a minute?! - Well, hurry up! 18 00:00:46,765 --> 00:00:49,266 You're missing quality family time! 19 00:00:50,669 --> 00:00:52,304 Gabe, stop hitting the toaster. 20 00:00:52,305 --> 00:00:54,139 But it's taking forever. 21 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:57,073 I don't even remember what I put in here. 22 00:00:58,974 --> 00:01:01,242 Okay, Charlie, I will get you your juice 23 00:01:01,243 --> 00:01:02,843 In just a minute, honey. 24 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:08,249 Whoa! Even Charlie's in a mood. 25 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:10,651 Morning. 26 00:01:10,652 --> 00:01:14,422 - Bob, did you forget to do something? - I'll kiss you tonight. 27 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,859 No. You only shaved half your face. 28 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:21,061 Pick, pick, pick. 29 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:23,197 Maybe this is how I like to wear it now. 30 00:01:23,198 --> 00:01:24,765 Well, it looks ridiculous. 31 00:01:24,766 --> 00:01:26,633 What if I decided just to brush half my hair? 32 00:01:26,634 --> 00:01:28,869 I thought you already made that decision. 33 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:30,437 Oh, you are going down! 34 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,442 Wait! Stop! Stop! Do you guys hear that? 35 00:01:34,443 --> 00:01:37,111 - I don't hear anything. - Exactly. 36 00:01:37,112 --> 00:01:38,746 The barking stopped. 37 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,287 - Oh, come on! - Really? 38 00:02:33,543 --> 00:02:38,543 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 39 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:46,011 Well, at least Charlie's getting some sleep. 40 00:02:46,012 --> 00:02:49,247 Why did Mrs. Dabney have to get that stupid dog, anyway? 41 00:02:49,248 --> 00:02:51,348 Why couldn't she get something that made less noise... 42 00:02:51,349 --> 00:02:52,883 Like a fish? 43 00:02:52,884 --> 00:02:55,152 Fish don't make any noise. 44 00:02:55,153 --> 00:02:57,020 I wish you were a fish. 45 00:02:58,756 --> 00:03:00,389 Can we all agree that thing is a pest? 46 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,325 Because as an exterminator, it is my job 47 00:03:02,326 --> 00:03:03,926 To take care of pests. 48 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:05,761 When you say "take care of," 49 00:03:05,762 --> 00:03:07,898 I know you actually mean kill. 50 00:03:07,899 --> 00:03:10,033 Which I'm totally fine with, by the way. 51 00:03:10,034 --> 00:03:12,669 I'll just go over to Mrs. Dabney's and demand 52 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,270 She keep the dog in at night. 53 00:03:14,271 --> 00:03:16,471 Or we could just try being friendly. 54 00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:19,341 Friendly? With Mrs. Dabney? 55 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,311 What is this, crazy idea day? 56 00:03:22,312 --> 00:03:24,879 Okay, look, I am serious. 57 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,481 How about I invite her over tonight 58 00:03:26,482 --> 00:03:28,449 for a cup of coffee and I bake a pie? 59 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:31,685 I thought you wanted this to go well. 60 00:03:31,686 --> 00:03:33,753 Okay, we'll have Mrs. Dabney over, 61 00:03:33,754 --> 00:03:35,622 but I want everybody on their best behavior, 62 00:03:35,623 --> 00:03:37,123 especially you, mister. 63 00:03:37,124 --> 00:03:39,358 I don't think I have a best behavior. 64 00:03:39,359 --> 00:03:41,460 Yeah, well, you'd better find one before tonight. 65 00:03:41,461 --> 00:03:44,864 In her defense, Mrs. Dabney wasn't always like this. 66 00:03:44,865 --> 00:03:47,200 She actually used to be kind of nice. 67 00:03:47,201 --> 00:03:49,269 When was that? 68 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:51,269 Let's see, how old are you? 69 00:03:56,074 --> 00:03:57,975 All right, got my pie. 70 00:03:57,976 --> 00:04:00,510 What do you want? 71 00:04:00,511 --> 00:04:02,245 We don't want anything, Mrs. Dabney. 72 00:04:02,246 --> 00:04:03,980 Yeah, we're just being neighborly. 73 00:04:03,981 --> 00:04:06,115 What did he do? 74 00:04:06,116 --> 00:04:07,783 I didn't do anything. 75 00:04:07,784 --> 00:04:09,984 I don't like you, Gabe. 76 00:04:09,985 --> 00:04:12,719 But I like you, Mrs. Dabney. 77 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,854 In fact, I'd like to take care of you. 78 00:04:17,356 --> 00:04:19,023 Out. 79 00:04:22,027 --> 00:04:24,728 Mrs. Dabney, so you have a new dog... 80 00:04:24,729 --> 00:04:26,496 A little chihuahua. 81 00:04:26,497 --> 00:04:28,264 So that's what this is about. 82 00:04:28,265 --> 00:04:30,199 It's not not what this is about. 83 00:04:31,201 --> 00:04:33,502 Dog's got a name... Hercules. 84 00:04:35,271 --> 00:04:36,804 That's funny because... 85 00:04:36,805 --> 00:04:39,573 Hercules is like so big and strong 86 00:04:39,574 --> 00:04:43,009 And your dog is so... 87 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:45,678 Just being neighborly. 88 00:04:45,679 --> 00:04:49,081 Look, the thing is, hercules has a tendency to bark... 89 00:04:49,082 --> 00:04:50,616 A lot... 90 00:04:50,617 --> 00:04:52,950 All night long. 91 00:04:52,951 --> 00:04:54,719 Right, so we were wondering if maybe 92 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,421 you could bring him in before bedtime. 93 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,391 Oh, no! Fresh air's good for dogs. 94 00:04:58,392 --> 00:05:00,593 Well, sleep is good for people. 95 00:05:02,596 --> 00:05:05,697 I had that same thought 96 00:05:05,698 --> 00:05:09,100 After every one of your many babies arrived. 97 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,204 We were talking about the dog. 98 00:05:14,205 --> 00:05:17,607 Well, since we're airing our grievances... 99 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:20,009 We begged her not to make that pie. 100 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:23,312 I was gonna say that maybe there's a little something 101 00:05:23,313 --> 00:05:24,813 You can do for me. 102 00:05:24,814 --> 00:05:26,615 Oh, Mrs. Dabney, we've already told you, 103 00:05:26,616 --> 00:05:28,984 We're not sending Gabe to military school. 104 00:05:30,486 --> 00:05:33,787 But if it's a deal-breaker, we are willing to send him 105 00:05:33,788 --> 00:05:35,455 To other places. 106 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:38,925 I was talking about your oak tree out back. 107 00:05:38,926 --> 00:05:41,761 There's a branch that hangs over my yard 108 00:05:41,762 --> 00:05:45,063 Always dropping acorns and making a big mess. 109 00:05:45,064 --> 00:05:46,831 Well, no problem. 110 00:05:46,832 --> 00:05:48,766 Dog goes in, branch comes off. 111 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:52,269 - We got a deal? - We have a deal. 112 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,505 Dad, that branch holds our treehouse. 113 00:05:54,506 --> 00:05:56,507 Well, so what? You kids haven't been up there in years. 114 00:05:56,508 --> 00:05:59,676 I'm confused. Is Gabe going somewhere or not? 115 00:05:59,677 --> 00:06:02,476 You know, if that treehouse comes down, 116 00:06:02,477 --> 00:06:05,678 That'll be even better... More sunlight for my vegetable garden. 117 00:06:05,679 --> 00:06:07,846 Start eating healthier... Might even make my goal 118 00:06:07,847 --> 00:06:09,614 Of living to be 100. 119 00:06:13,251 --> 00:06:16,587 Mrs. Dabney, don't you want to stay and finish your pie? 120 00:06:16,588 --> 00:06:19,122 You have a good night, now. 121 00:06:22,427 --> 00:06:25,328 She's gone? But I didn't get my hug. 122 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:28,764 Well, at least we'll finally be able 123 00:06:28,765 --> 00:06:30,333 To get some sleep. 124 00:06:30,334 --> 00:06:31,767 Too bad we have to lose our treehouse. 125 00:06:31,768 --> 00:06:33,569 - We have a treehouse? - Yeah. 126 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:36,004 Teddy and I used to go up there all the time when we were little. 127 00:06:36,005 --> 00:06:38,172 Yeah, we had so much fun up there. 128 00:06:38,173 --> 00:06:39,740 Are you kidding me? 129 00:06:39,741 --> 00:06:41,708 All you two ever did up there was fight. 130 00:06:41,709 --> 00:06:43,509 That's not how I remember it. We had great times. 131 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:45,478 Yeah, I mean, except for, you know, all those times 132 00:06:45,479 --> 00:06:47,479 That you fell out the window. 133 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,715 Oh, I enjoyed those too. 134 00:06:49,716 --> 00:06:51,916 How did I not know we had a treehouse? 135 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:53,918 Well, 'cause it's kind of overgrown. 136 00:06:53,919 --> 00:06:55,886 I built it that summer we went to Hawaii. 137 00:06:55,887 --> 00:06:57,987 You guys went to Hawaii?! 138 00:06:57,988 --> 00:07:01,023 Yeah. We used to do all kinds of fun stuff. 139 00:07:01,024 --> 00:07:04,392 - When did that stop? - Well, how old are you? 140 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,433 Check it out, Charlie. 141 00:07:12,434 --> 00:07:14,068 Here's our old treehouse. 142 00:07:14,069 --> 00:07:16,704 Oh, look. Here's your old tea party set 143 00:07:16,705 --> 00:07:18,606 And all our board games. 144 00:07:18,607 --> 00:07:20,340 Oh! Wait... And look at this. 145 00:07:20,341 --> 00:07:22,008 These are the chinese handcuffs 146 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,877 That pj always used to get stuck in. 147 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,079 Uh... A little help? 148 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:33,353 Oh! Baby booboo! 149 00:07:33,354 --> 00:07:35,655 Oh my goodness, I thought I lost her. 150 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,422 It's been so many years. 151 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,723 And those years have not been kind. 152 00:07:41,525 --> 00:07:44,525 Yeah, I remember. I used to come up here 153 00:07:44,526 --> 00:07:46,125 And pretend booboo was a real baby. 154 00:07:46,126 --> 00:07:47,693 I was a very good mother, huh? 155 00:07:47,694 --> 00:07:50,996 Until you left your baby in a treehouse for 10 years. 156 00:07:50,997 --> 00:07:52,998 Oh, whoa, look! 157 00:07:52,999 --> 00:07:55,000 Here's something you carved into the wall. 158 00:07:55,001 --> 00:07:58,502 "P.J. hearts P.B." Who's P.B.? 159 00:07:58,503 --> 00:08:00,070 Peanut butter. 160 00:08:01,305 --> 00:08:03,773 It was a simpler time. 161 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,341 You know what stinks? 162 00:08:05,342 --> 00:08:07,376 When they premix it with the jelly. 163 00:08:07,377 --> 00:08:09,778 No, it stinks that Charlie's never gonna 164 00:08:09,779 --> 00:08:11,413 get to use this treehouse. 165 00:08:11,414 --> 00:08:12,947 She'd probably love it up here. 166 00:08:12,948 --> 00:08:15,149 Hey, kids! Come on down now! 167 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:17,518 P.J., we have to save this place for Charlie. 168 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:19,685 Well, I wish we could, but Dad made a deal. 169 00:08:19,686 --> 00:08:22,255 Yeah well, deals are made to be broken. 170 00:08:22,256 --> 00:08:23,823 Right! 171 00:08:23,824 --> 00:08:25,257 The golden rule! 172 00:08:25,258 --> 00:08:28,526 - Hey, kids! - Hey, Dad! 173 00:08:28,527 --> 00:08:31,763 We changed our minds. We don't want to lose the treehouse after all. 174 00:08:31,764 --> 00:08:33,931 It's too late. I already shook hands on it. 175 00:08:33,932 --> 00:08:35,633 Well, can we at least talk about this? 176 00:08:35,634 --> 00:08:37,568 Yeah, maybe take a family vote? 177 00:08:37,569 --> 00:08:39,870 This isn't a democracy, guys. 178 00:08:39,871 --> 00:08:41,805 And by the way, even if it was, 179 00:08:41,806 --> 00:08:43,506 The guy with the chainsaw 180 00:08:43,507 --> 00:08:45,441 Always wins. 181 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,443 - Come on. Come on down. - No! 182 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:52,948 - No? - No, we're not leaving. 183 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,650 Yeah! We're staying right here. 184 00:08:54,651 --> 00:08:56,451 We're fighting the power! 185 00:08:57,653 --> 00:08:59,821 Get down here now or you're grounded! 186 00:08:59,822 --> 00:09:03,857 You can't ground someone who's not actually on the ground. 187 00:09:03,858 --> 00:09:07,260 Yeah! Right on, P.J. Fight the power! 188 00:09:07,261 --> 00:09:09,962 You know what? 189 00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:12,631 Good luck fighting the power saw! 190 00:09:15,568 --> 00:09:18,969 You're coming down one way or another! 191 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:22,472 No, we are not, okay? We have history on our side! 192 00:09:22,473 --> 00:09:24,908 We are going to protest peacefully 193 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:26,776 Like gandhi and martin luther king. 194 00:09:26,777 --> 00:09:28,311 He had a dream. 195 00:09:28,312 --> 00:09:30,513 Yeah well, I got a dream too, Teddy... 196 00:09:30,514 --> 00:09:32,247 To get some sleep! 197 00:09:32,248 --> 00:09:35,015 You're not scaring us. 198 00:09:35,016 --> 00:09:37,384 No! We laugh at you! 199 00:09:41,656 --> 00:09:43,623 All right, you know what? 200 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:46,959 I'm done messing around. I'm bringing out the big guns. 201 00:09:48,495 --> 00:09:51,296 That's right... Mom! 202 00:09:51,297 --> 00:09:53,364 You go get Mom. 203 00:09:53,365 --> 00:09:56,166 Yeah, she doesn't scare us! 204 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:58,936 - This is bad, he's getting Mom. - Lock her up. 205 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,610 Go out there and get your kids out of that tree. 206 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,444 Okay, why are they always my kids 207 00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,179 when they won't do what you want? 208 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:17,581 They're having some kind of sit-in 209 00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:19,282 to try and save the treehouse. 210 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:21,384 Now, I appreciate that they're taking a stand. 211 00:10:21,385 --> 00:10:24,487 I just don't like that it's against me! 212 00:10:24,488 --> 00:10:27,056 - Would you calm down? - But I'm the father! 213 00:10:27,057 --> 00:10:29,591 I'm in charge around here! 214 00:10:29,592 --> 00:10:31,392 When you're not home. 215 00:10:33,094 --> 00:10:34,794 Honey, you are getting upset over nothing. 216 00:10:34,795 --> 00:10:36,896 This is Teddy and P.J. We're talking about. 217 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,964 They can't be in the same room for five minutes 218 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:40,765 Without getting into a fight. 219 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,701 - They won't last an hour up there. - All right. 220 00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:47,205 But when they come down, they're getting punished for defying me! 221 00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:48,973 If that's okay with you. 222 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,080 I'm tired. 223 00:10:56,081 --> 00:10:57,748 I'm cold. 224 00:10:57,749 --> 00:10:59,316 How much longer can we keep this up? 225 00:10:59,317 --> 00:11:02,052 We've been up here for 12 minutes. 226 00:11:02,053 --> 00:11:04,186 If I had known we were gonna protest, 227 00:11:04,187 --> 00:11:05,755 I would have prepared. 228 00:11:05,756 --> 00:11:07,490 For one thing, I wouldn't have had 229 00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:09,091 That extra-large root beer. 230 00:11:09,092 --> 00:11:11,494 All right, let's just stay focused on why we're here... 231 00:11:11,495 --> 00:11:13,595 - For Charlie. - That doesn't help. 232 00:11:13,596 --> 00:11:16,130 Charlie gets to pee whenever she wants 233 00:11:16,131 --> 00:11:18,431 - Which is why my idea... - Okay, please don't tell me 234 00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:20,665 About diaper-for-teens again. 235 00:11:21,634 --> 00:11:23,268 - Hey, Gabe. - Hey! 236 00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:27,737 Oh! This is the famous treehouse I never knew about. 237 00:11:27,738 --> 00:11:30,806 - Want to join our sit-in? - It's just like when Gandhi and Billie Jean King 238 00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:33,507 teamed up to stop the civil war. 239 00:11:33,508 --> 00:11:37,610 Almost every word in that sentence was wrong. 240 00:11:38,912 --> 00:11:40,813 What do you say, Gabe? Are you in? 241 00:11:40,814 --> 00:11:42,814 - I'm in. - Great. 242 00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:45,215 - Yeah! - But first, you'll need to bring us some supplies, 243 00:11:45,216 --> 00:11:46,783 Just the essentials. 244 00:11:46,784 --> 00:11:48,818 Snacks, my video games, my guitar... 245 00:11:48,819 --> 00:11:50,553 Whoa, dude, this is a sit-in, 246 00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,354 Not a move-in. 247 00:11:52,355 --> 00:11:54,122 Oh! And some peanut butter. 248 00:11:54,123 --> 00:11:57,459 Yeah, that's right, the love affair continues. 249 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,627 Well, I'll be back. 250 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:07,335 - What are you doing? - I'm gonna join the sit-in. 251 00:12:07,336 --> 00:12:09,203 I have to do what's right. 252 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,939 How about I take you out for ice cream instead? 253 00:12:14,808 --> 00:12:17,076 I'll be in the car. 254 00:12:20,813 --> 00:12:22,814 What was that crazy card game 255 00:12:22,815 --> 00:12:25,450 We used to play with all the eights? 256 00:12:25,451 --> 00:12:27,984 - Crazy eights. - No. 257 00:12:29,553 --> 00:12:31,887 Where is Gabe with the snacks? 258 00:12:31,888 --> 00:12:34,523 - Now I'm getting hungry. - So hungry. 259 00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:36,257 I keep thinking I smell steak cooking. 260 00:12:36,258 --> 00:12:38,659 Yeah, me too. 261 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,661 Really? 262 00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:48,535 Oh, hey! 263 00:12:48,536 --> 00:12:52,103 Don't mind me... Just making dinner for my family... 264 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:55,572 You know, the ones on the ground. 265 00:12:55,573 --> 00:12:57,507 Yeah, okay. We know what you're doing 266 00:12:57,508 --> 00:12:59,108 And it's not gonna work. 267 00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:01,009 Well, suit yourself. 268 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:03,377 But I'm making one medium rare 269 00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:05,179 The way I know someone likes. 270 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:08,815 - I like medium rare. He's talking about me. - Stay strong. 271 00:13:08,816 --> 00:13:10,517 Now, I'm gonna be right back. 272 00:13:10,518 --> 00:13:12,385 I'm going inside the house 273 00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:14,586 To check on my chocolate soufflé. 274 00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:22,926 Two can play at this game! 275 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,228 Yeah, if we had a barbecue and some steaks. 276 00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:29,832 Catch of the day... T-Bone. 277 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,300 Yes! 278 00:13:33,368 --> 00:13:34,936 - Okay. - No, no, no! 279 00:13:34,937 --> 00:13:37,138 You'll never get the T-Bone. Go for the filet. 280 00:13:37,139 --> 00:13:39,139 I think I got it. I got it! I got it! 281 00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:40,874 I have never loved you more than... 282 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,509 Idiot! 283 00:13:50,516 --> 00:13:54,151 I think somebody overcooked their fishing pole. 284 00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:58,490 This looks more medium well. 285 00:14:05,296 --> 00:14:06,863 I'm so hungry! 286 00:14:06,864 --> 00:14:09,865 And there's nothing to eat up here. 287 00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:12,801 Or is there? Acorns... Acorns are food, right? 288 00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:15,937 For squirrels. 289 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,806 How do squirrels do this. 290 00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:20,708 Well, they're squirrels. 291 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,043 You know what? 292 00:14:23,044 --> 00:14:24,977 I can't take this anymore. I'm done. 293 00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:26,512 Wait, no! 294 00:14:26,513 --> 00:14:28,313 You're just giving up? That is so like you! 295 00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:30,583 - What is so like me? - To be a quitter. 296 00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:33,885 - Yeah? Well, you're bossy! - I am not bossy! 297 00:14:33,886 --> 00:14:36,654 And don't you ever call me that again. I forbid you! 298 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,355 - Bossy! - Quitty! 299 00:14:38,356 --> 00:14:40,558 - Oh, real mature! - I am more mature than you are! 300 00:14:40,559 --> 00:14:42,359 Whatever! Oh! Okay! 301 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,993 Okay! 302 00:14:43,994 --> 00:14:45,628 All right, drop the bat 303 00:14:45,629 --> 00:14:48,064 Or baby booboo becomes baby barbecue. 304 00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:49,932 You wouldn't dare! 305 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,733 Try me. 306 00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,568 - Give me the baby. - Give me the bat. 307 00:14:53,569 --> 00:14:56,303 - The baby. - The bat. 308 00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:10,281 P.J.! 309 00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:11,916 Pull me up! Pull me up! 310 00:15:13,452 --> 00:15:15,587 Oh, wait! Are you quitting? 311 00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:17,522 - What? - You know, like, 312 00:15:17,523 --> 00:15:19,390 If I pull you back in, will you keep doing the sit-in? 313 00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:21,425 Since my alternative is a face-first dive 314 00:15:21,426 --> 00:15:23,259 into a hot barbecue... Yes! 315 00:15:24,962 --> 00:15:28,131 One more thing. 316 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,901 You have to drive me wherever I want to go 317 00:15:31,902 --> 00:15:33,903 - For the next month. - Deal! 318 00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:35,705 Now pull me up, my face is browning. 319 00:15:35,706 --> 00:15:37,406 Okay. 320 00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:44,913 Thank you for saving me. 321 00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:46,314 No problem. 322 00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:49,317 Although, you wouldn't have had to save me 323 00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:51,152 If you didn't push me out of a treehouse! 324 00:15:51,153 --> 00:15:52,687 Whoa whoa whoa! Hey hey! Stop! 325 00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:54,822 Whoa! Truce! Truce! 326 00:15:56,724 --> 00:16:00,626 Gosh, what is wrong with us? We're going at it like seven-year-olds. 327 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,260 Mom was right. 328 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,061 We did fight up here all the time, didn't we? 329 00:16:04,062 --> 00:16:07,764 Yes, and nothing's changed. We're still doing it. 330 00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:10,466 Is this the way it's always gonna be between us? 331 00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,268 I hope not. 332 00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:13,969 I don't want to be sitting on the porch 333 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,837 Of our old folks' home whacking each other 334 00:16:15,838 --> 00:16:17,939 With foam bats. 335 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:21,342 Oh, do we have to live in the same old folks' home? 336 00:16:21,343 --> 00:16:23,477 P.J., if we can't come together 337 00:16:23,478 --> 00:16:25,512 And do this one thing for Charlie, 338 00:16:25,513 --> 00:16:28,247 We're never gonna come together on anything. 339 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:31,117 You're right. 340 00:16:31,118 --> 00:16:33,920 We can do this... For Charlie. 341 00:16:33,921 --> 00:16:35,488 For Charlie. 342 00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:38,156 So... 343 00:16:38,157 --> 00:16:40,725 What do you want to do now? 344 00:16:40,726 --> 00:16:43,060 I don't know. 345 00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,961 I wish we could hurry up and save this treehouse 346 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,130 So we could get the heck out of this treehouse. 347 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,002 They're still up in that tree. 348 00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,671 You said they'd be down by now. 349 00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:56,206 Well, I thought they would be. 350 00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:59,241 Why is there a plastic hook in my steak? 351 00:16:59,242 --> 00:17:01,744 Eat around it. 352 00:17:01,745 --> 00:17:03,312 You know, when you think about it, 353 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,081 This is actually kind of nice. I mean, Teddy and P.J. 354 00:17:06,082 --> 00:17:08,783 Are finally working together on something. I'm proud of them. 355 00:17:08,784 --> 00:17:10,852 Whose side are you on, 356 00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:13,554 Ours or the rebels? 357 00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:15,790 The rebels? 358 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,391 Okay, you realize 359 00:17:17,392 --> 00:17:20,393 We're not actually at war, right? 360 00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:22,195 Of course I do. 361 00:17:22,196 --> 00:17:23,896 For that to happen, someone would have to issue 362 00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:25,965 A formal declaration of war... 363 00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:29,568 Which should almost be done printing out. 364 00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:31,669 Bob, they're doing exactly what we taught them to do. 365 00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,371 They're standing up for what they believe in. 366 00:17:33,372 --> 00:17:35,273 Well, you know what? Now we're going to teach them 367 00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:36,841 Don't mess with Daddy. 368 00:17:36,842 --> 00:17:39,210 Gabe, go get your water balloon launcher. 369 00:17:39,211 --> 00:17:40,745 - Okay. - Gabe, sit. 370 00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:42,581 Bob, you're taking this too far. 371 00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:44,583 No I'm not. And I gave you an order, mister. 372 00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:47,185 Gabe, stand down. 373 00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:52,424 Sorry, Dad, but I'm a little more afraid of Mom. 374 00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:56,860 Fine. I'll fight this battle myself. 375 00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:03,561 Hey, sweetheart, you're not really afraid of me, are you? 376 00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:05,161 A little. 377 00:18:05,162 --> 00:18:06,896 Good. 378 00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:15,670 I'm giving you one last chance to come down! 379 00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:20,941 Okay! All right! 380 00:18:20,942 --> 00:18:24,945 I don't like doing this, but you've forced my hand! 381 00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:32,550 Oh, come on! So lucky! 382 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:34,417 You got so lucky! You know what? 383 00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:36,485 Next one's coming right through the window! 384 00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:38,720 Oh, yeah? Take that! 385 00:18:42,591 --> 00:18:44,658 What are you doing? 386 00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:46,626 Fightin' the power! 387 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,728 But we're the power. 388 00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:52,699 The kids are right. This treehouse is worth saving. 389 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,167 What is going on over here? 390 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,270 You know, this really isn't a good time, Mrs. Dabney. 391 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,539 You'd better get a handle on that family of yours 392 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,074 'Cause right now, it looks like they're kicking your butt. 393 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,243 Would you let me deal with this, please? 394 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,412 You'd better, 'cause hercules is getting kinda lonely. 395 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,781 I'm thinking of getting another dog. 396 00:19:11,782 --> 00:19:15,216 - Are you threatening me? - This one's gonna be female... 397 00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:17,018 Might even have some puppies. 398 00:19:19,922 --> 00:19:22,257 That's right. 399 00:19:22,258 --> 00:19:24,092 You go get them down. 400 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:27,328 Time to put on the big pants! 401 00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:29,162 - He's coming up. - We have to stop him. 402 00:19:29,163 --> 00:19:31,497 - Hold your fire! - Careful, 403 00:19:31,498 --> 00:19:34,166 This could be a trick. 404 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,934 I come in peace. I've come to join the resistance. 405 00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:40,637 All right! Yeah! 406 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,338 That's right, Mrs. Dabney! 407 00:19:42,339 --> 00:19:44,006 I don't care about your dog! 408 00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:46,309 Oh, the big pants are on 409 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,077 And they're staying up here with my family. 410 00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:51,545 We did it! Yes! 411 00:19:51,546 --> 00:19:53,781 You can have a treehouse, Charlie. 412 00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:55,281 For a long long time. 413 00:19:59,753 --> 00:20:03,655 - What was that? - Wait, have we ever all been up here 414 00:20:03,656 --> 00:20:06,425 At the same time? 415 00:20:16,502 --> 00:20:18,336 Is everyone okay? 416 00:20:18,337 --> 00:20:20,070 - Yeah... - I think so. 417 00:20:20,071 --> 00:20:22,306 Whoa, look! 418 00:20:28,913 --> 00:20:31,847 Oh, hon! 419 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:37,351 Was that so hard? 420 00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:40,353 Yeah. 421 00:20:40,354 --> 00:20:42,455 Well, the treehouse is down. 422 00:20:42,456 --> 00:20:44,491 So, you're gonna be bringing your dog in tonight, right? 423 00:20:44,492 --> 00:20:46,926 Oh, hercules doesn't belong to me. 424 00:20:46,927 --> 00:20:51,063 I was just dogsitting for a couple of days. 425 00:20:51,064 --> 00:20:53,132 I'm a cat person... 426 00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:55,334 And an excellent negotiator. 427 00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:03,776 Do not throw that balloon. 428 00:21:05,111 --> 00:21:06,812 We're gonna launch that balloon, mister. 429 00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:10,915 Dad! 430 00:21:25,429 --> 00:21:27,029 Well, Charlie, Dad and the boys 431 00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,664 Are building you a new treehouse. 432 00:21:28,665 --> 00:21:31,566 So someday you can go up there and play with baby booboo, 433 00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:34,068 You know, just as soon as we find her head. 434 00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,804 Right now, she's baby tennis ball. Yeah! 435 00:21:39,373 --> 00:21:41,006 No, not as much fun. 436 00:21:41,007 --> 00:21:43,208 Oh, and I want to recommend that you make the treehouse 437 00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:44,709 No boys allowed... 438 00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:46,510 Especially if that boy weighs as much as Dad, 439 00:21:46,511 --> 00:21:48,645 because if you do let him up there, 440 00:21:48,646 --> 00:21:50,912 well, good luck, Charlie. 441 00:21:59,868 --> 00:22:01,103 What are you doing? 442 00:22:01,104 --> 00:22:03,343 Gabe says he's more scared of Mom than he is of me. 443 00:22:03,443 --> 00:22:06,043 So I'm going to scare him. 444 00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:12,943 Hey, Dad! 445 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,943 Gabe, honey, did you finish your homework? 446 00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:30,543 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 447 00:22:30,593 --> 00:22:35,143 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32533

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