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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,827 --> 00:00:18,262 Hey, everybody, I'm home. 2 00:00:21,532 --> 00:00:24,134 - And I've got presents. - Yes! Awesome. 3 00:00:24,135 --> 00:00:27,137 - Hi, dad. - Daddy, we missed you. 4 00:00:27,138 --> 00:00:29,206 I love you, presents. 5 00:00:29,207 --> 00:00:31,742 I mean dad! 6 00:00:31,743 --> 00:00:33,644 Okay, so I'm doing 7 00:00:33,645 --> 00:00:36,580 an extermination job over at Loony Larry's electronics. 8 00:00:36,581 --> 00:00:40,417 He was infested with termites, rats and great deals! 9 00:00:40,418 --> 00:00:43,787 Because he's loony! 10 00:00:43,788 --> 00:00:47,190 Okay, for P.J. 11 00:00:47,191 --> 00:00:50,761 - For Teddy. - Smart phones, awesome! 12 00:00:50,762 --> 00:00:53,397 - Thank you so much. - Where's my smart phone? 13 00:00:53,398 --> 00:00:56,700 P.J.'s holding it. You're gonna get it in about four years. 14 00:00:57,902 --> 00:01:01,171 But for you I got a remote-control helicopter! 15 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:03,840 - This is cool. - ...That we put together ourselves. 16 00:01:03,841 --> 00:01:06,410 - Ruined it. - What? 17 00:01:06,411 --> 00:01:08,378 I thought this would be a fun father-son project. 18 00:01:08,379 --> 00:01:12,049 Okay, why don't you put it together with your father 19 00:01:12,050 --> 00:01:14,318 And give me a call. 20 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,521 And I even got 21 00:01:17,522 --> 00:01:20,157 A little something for Charlie. 22 00:01:23,461 --> 00:01:25,162 ♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪ 23 00:01:25,163 --> 00:01:26,596 ♪ happy happy happy horse ♪ 24 00:01:26,597 --> 00:01:28,298 ♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪ 25 00:01:28,299 --> 00:01:30,367 ♪ happy happy happy horse ♪ 26 00:01:32,203 --> 00:01:34,304 * I'm a happy happy horse... * 27 00:01:34,305 --> 00:01:37,507 - That's gonna get old. - I think it just did. 28 00:02:24,556 --> 00:02:29,556 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 29 00:02:33,431 --> 00:02:36,466 I love my new phone so much. 30 00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:40,003 See, it surfs the web, it takes video, plays music. 31 00:02:40,004 --> 00:02:43,640 We're just so happy together. 32 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:47,210 Man, the last present my dad got for me was a book... 33 00:02:47,211 --> 00:02:49,813 Called "fun with science." and guess what? 34 00:02:49,814 --> 00:02:51,648 The title was a lie. 35 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,717 Oh, hey, you want to check out 36 00:02:53,718 --> 00:02:56,353 The trailer for the new vampire movie "Dusk"? 37 00:02:56,354 --> 00:02:58,388 Oh, you know I do. 38 00:02:58,389 --> 00:03:00,924 Those vampires are so cute. 39 00:03:00,925 --> 00:03:05,028 There must be something about being undead that gives you rock-hard abs. 40 00:03:05,029 --> 00:03:08,431 Oh, hey, we should go to the first show. 41 00:03:08,432 --> 00:03:10,367 Which is... 42 00:03:10,368 --> 00:03:12,736 Oh, Thursday at midnight. 43 00:03:12,737 --> 00:03:16,106 My mom would never let me out that late on a school night. 44 00:03:16,107 --> 00:03:18,975 Just do what I do... tell your mom how cool she is. 45 00:03:18,976 --> 00:03:21,478 Then you get whatever you want. 46 00:03:21,479 --> 00:03:23,546 That really works? 47 00:03:23,547 --> 00:03:27,183 How do you think I got that leather skirt I can't sit down in? 48 00:03:28,886 --> 00:03:32,522 I don't know. I mean, I'm not a very good liar. 49 00:03:32,523 --> 00:03:35,558 - That scarf looks really great on you. - Doesn't it? 50 00:03:35,559 --> 00:03:37,694 Yeah, I could totally pull this off. 51 00:03:48,139 --> 00:03:50,273 I hope we end up being lab partners, dude. 52 00:03:50,274 --> 00:03:52,375 - I don't. - What's that supposed to mean? 53 00:03:52,376 --> 00:03:54,010 Don't make me say it. 54 00:03:55,946 --> 00:03:58,448 - Oh, yes, I got walter! - Oh, great. 55 00:03:58,449 --> 00:04:00,383 You get the president of the science club, 56 00:04:00,384 --> 00:04:03,053 And I'm stuck with this dumb Lug van Brundt. 57 00:04:03,054 --> 00:04:05,422 - What did you just say? - I said... 58 00:04:05,423 --> 00:04:08,858 I'd... I'd love to give a hug to van Brundt. 59 00:04:08,859 --> 00:04:10,593 Don't! 60 00:04:10,594 --> 00:04:12,095 Okay... 61 00:04:12,096 --> 00:04:14,397 Lab partner buddy. 62 00:04:14,398 --> 00:04:15,732 My phone number. 63 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,834 Call me when it's done. 64 00:04:17,835 --> 00:04:20,070 - You got it, big guy. - Don't call me big guy. 65 00:04:20,071 --> 00:04:22,539 Very sorry. 66 00:04:25,109 --> 00:04:27,177 Hey, great news... we're partners. 67 00:04:27,178 --> 00:04:31,181 Yeah, there's no need for us to get together. 68 00:04:31,182 --> 00:04:33,917 I'll do the project and put both of our names on it. 69 00:04:33,918 --> 00:04:37,487 Oh, I love you, man! 70 00:04:45,796 --> 00:04:47,597 Hey, whatcha doing, mom? 71 00:04:47,598 --> 00:04:50,533 Oh, just going through the spices, tossing out the old ones. 72 00:04:50,534 --> 00:04:52,936 Oh, that is so cool. 73 00:04:54,505 --> 00:04:58,808 - It is? - Well, maybe it's just the way you do it. 74 00:04:58,809 --> 00:05:01,578 Well, I do have a system. 75 00:05:01,579 --> 00:05:03,847 It's alphabetical. 76 00:05:05,449 --> 00:05:09,152 Okay, cardamom comes before cinnamon which comes before coriander. 77 00:05:09,153 --> 00:05:12,722 Whoa, I could listen to you talk about spices all day. 78 00:05:12,723 --> 00:05:15,692 - Then we go onto dill... - Okay. 79 00:05:15,693 --> 00:05:18,895 Then it kind of jumps around to fennel. 80 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:22,866 But instead, how about we talk about clothes? 81 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:24,901 Like that awesome new top you're wearing. 82 00:05:24,902 --> 00:05:27,137 You like this? Honey, I've had it forever. 83 00:05:27,138 --> 00:05:30,373 And I especially love that splash of color on your shoulder. 84 00:05:30,374 --> 00:05:32,008 What, that? 85 00:05:32,009 --> 00:05:33,943 I think that's Charlie's puke. 86 00:05:35,079 --> 00:05:37,580 Let's talk about your shoes. 87 00:05:40,217 --> 00:05:42,819 Hello? Oh, hey, Ivy. 88 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,420 You want me to come over? 89 00:05:44,421 --> 00:05:46,956 Oh no, sorry. I'd rather hang out with my mom. 90 00:05:46,957 --> 00:05:50,393 Okay, talk to you later. Bye. 91 00:05:52,496 --> 00:05:55,064 Are you sick? Are you gonna puke on me too? 92 00:05:57,401 --> 00:05:59,235 No, why? 93 00:05:59,236 --> 00:06:01,171 You'd rqther hang out with me than Ivy? 94 00:06:01,172 --> 00:06:04,607 Mom, does cinnamon come before coriander? 95 00:06:07,077 --> 00:06:09,979 That is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me. 96 00:06:12,783 --> 00:06:14,617 My little wooskie. 97 00:06:17,321 --> 00:06:20,190 ♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪ 98 00:06:20,191 --> 00:06:22,325 ♪ happy happy happy horse ♪ 99 00:06:22,326 --> 00:06:25,395 ♪ happy happy happy horse... ♪ 100 00:06:27,965 --> 00:06:30,800 Yeah, sounds like happy horse needs some new batteries. 101 00:06:30,801 --> 00:06:35,104 No! I can't get that stupid song out of my head. 102 00:06:36,307 --> 00:06:39,142 All right, all right. You know what? 103 00:06:39,143 --> 00:06:42,245 Let's build us a helicopter. 104 00:06:42,246 --> 00:06:45,582 And the fun begins 105 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:48,017 With the instruction manual. 106 00:06:48,018 --> 00:06:49,185 Dad, do we have to? 107 00:06:49,186 --> 00:06:52,055 Yes, we have to. Oh! You know what? 108 00:06:52,056 --> 00:06:54,824 We should start with the "before you begin" pamphlet. 109 00:06:54,825 --> 00:06:57,894 Oh, and there's a dvd! Which we will watch 110 00:06:57,895 --> 00:07:01,464 After the pamphlet and the instruction manual. 111 00:07:02,466 --> 00:07:05,034 Dad, how long is this gonna take? 112 00:07:05,035 --> 00:07:07,170 Oh, not long. Oh, hey,ook at this! 113 00:07:07,171 --> 00:07:10,673 Oooh, a "before you watch the dvd" card. 114 00:07:17,648 --> 00:07:19,749 If there's anything better 115 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:23,152 Than a homemade facial with my "bmf," I haven't heard of it. 116 00:07:23,153 --> 00:07:25,788 - B.M.F.? - Best mom forever. 117 00:07:25,789 --> 00:07:29,425 Oh my gosh! I would be smiling, but my face is going to crack. 118 00:07:31,362 --> 00:07:32,862 What's going on? 119 00:07:32,863 --> 00:07:34,998 Oh, just a couple girlfriends hanging out. 120 00:07:34,999 --> 00:07:37,000 What, is Ivy here? 121 00:07:37,001 --> 00:07:38,868 No, I'm talking about me and mom. 122 00:07:38,869 --> 00:07:40,470 We've been hanging out all afternoon. 123 00:07:40,471 --> 00:07:42,939 We went to the mall. We went shopping. 124 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:47,143 Then we did some other stuff I can't tell you about. 125 00:07:47,144 --> 00:07:51,180 - Yeah, well, I didn't ask. - That's good 'cause we're not gonna tell you. 126 00:07:51,181 --> 00:07:54,484 Yeah, I'm gonna be in the other room. 127 00:07:54,485 --> 00:07:57,620 Oh, dad, I actually need to ask you guys about something. 128 00:07:57,621 --> 00:08:01,491 Is it okay if Ivy and I go to a midnight movie on Thursday? 129 00:08:01,492 --> 00:08:03,559 Thursday? No way, it's a school night. 130 00:08:08,799 --> 00:08:11,267 Bob, honey, you don't understand, okay? 131 00:08:11,268 --> 00:08:14,370 This isn't just any movie. This is "Dusk." 132 00:08:15,272 --> 00:08:17,607 - What's that? - Hello! 133 00:08:17,608 --> 00:08:20,243 The movie about the vampires. 134 00:08:20,244 --> 00:08:22,145 The prequel to "Dawn." 135 00:08:22,146 --> 00:08:24,147 So lame! 136 00:08:24,148 --> 00:08:27,383 All right, you know what? You wanna let her go, let her go. 137 00:08:27,384 --> 00:08:30,286 - Okay! Thank you, daddy. Thank you, girlfriend. - Teddy. 138 00:08:32,056 --> 00:08:34,090 ♪ Call me! ♪ 139 00:08:39,363 --> 00:08:41,230 What's that in your hair? 140 00:08:41,231 --> 00:08:43,599 It's called glitter. Get with it, grandpa. 141 00:08:48,706 --> 00:08:50,807 Emmett! Thank you. 142 00:08:50,808 --> 00:08:53,676 I can't believe I have to do this whole chemistry project by myself. 143 00:08:53,677 --> 00:08:56,879 - Stupid van Brundt! - Hey, don't call him stupid. 144 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,515 That's an insult to stupid people everywhere. 145 00:09:00,951 --> 00:09:02,986 That idiot can't even count to 10, 146 00:09:02,987 --> 00:09:06,522 Which, coincidentally, is the number of years he's going to be in high school. 147 00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:12,028 Guess that's my phone. 148 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:15,264 Oh, that's weird. It says I have a call in progress. 149 00:09:15,265 --> 00:09:17,934 You probably sat on it and butt-dialed someone. 150 00:09:17,935 --> 00:09:20,003 Hello? Nobody there. 151 00:09:20,004 --> 00:09:22,105 - Must have gotten voicemail. - Who'd you dial? 152 00:09:22,106 --> 00:09:24,140 Van Brundt. Van Brundt! 153 00:09:24,141 --> 00:09:26,776 He's gonna hear everything we just said about him! 154 00:09:26,777 --> 00:09:29,278 You mean he's going to hear everything you just said about him. 155 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:33,649 - We were both talking about him, Emmett. - Stop saying my name! 156 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:35,785 - And hang up the phone! - Yes! 157 00:09:41,992 --> 00:09:43,860 - Hey! - Hey. 158 00:09:43,861 --> 00:09:47,797 So did my evil plan work? Did you butter up your mom? 159 00:09:47,798 --> 00:09:50,733 Like popcorn at a midnight movie! 160 00:09:52,536 --> 00:09:55,038 What was that? 161 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:58,274 Oh, it's just my phone. It's always making weird noises. 162 00:09:58,275 --> 00:10:00,376 So how'd you do it? 163 00:10:00,377 --> 00:10:02,345 Oh, it was so painful. 164 00:10:02,346 --> 00:10:05,448 I had to spend the whole day with her pretending she was cool. 165 00:10:05,449 --> 00:10:07,817 Longest day of my life. 166 00:10:07,818 --> 00:10:09,485 But it was all worth it 167 00:10:09,486 --> 00:10:12,688 Because we're going to see "Dusk"! 168 00:10:14,191 --> 00:10:16,759 "When the sun goes down, his fangs come out." 169 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,463 And his shirt comes off! 170 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:38,017 It was all just a big trick so Teddy could get permission to see that vampire movie. 171 00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:42,421 Bob, she thinks I'm just as uncool as I thought my mom was. 172 00:10:42,422 --> 00:10:46,993 It's the great uncool circle of life. 173 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:50,029 Well, honey, if it helps, I think you're cool. 174 00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:53,232 It doesn't. 175 00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:56,969 All right, so what's the punishment going to be? 176 00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:58,838 No movie, grounded for a week? 177 00:10:59,839 --> 00:11:02,642 Too easy. 178 00:11:02,643 --> 00:11:05,711 Mama's going to get even. 179 00:11:05,712 --> 00:11:07,446 You know nothing good ever happens 180 00:11:07,447 --> 00:11:09,482 When you start calling yourself "mama." 181 00:11:09,483 --> 00:11:11,984 Mama doesn't care. 182 00:11:21,962 --> 00:11:23,496 There he is. 183 00:11:23,497 --> 00:11:26,799 Guess we should just go in there and get it over with. 184 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,135 Man, I hate getting beat up. 185 00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:33,406 - You've been beat up before? - No, but I've heard bad things. 186 00:11:33,407 --> 00:11:35,374 Hey, duncan, get in here! 187 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:43,482 How are you doing on our project? 188 00:11:43,483 --> 00:11:45,685 Okay. 189 00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:50,356 - That's all you wanted to talk about? - Oh, I'm sorry. 190 00:11:50,357 --> 00:11:52,792 I love what you've done with your hair. 191 00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:59,031 So... Heard any interesting phone messages lately? 192 00:11:59,032 --> 00:12:03,703 No, mrs. Jeter caught me texting in class and took my phone away. 193 00:12:03,704 --> 00:12:05,671 - Ohh. - What?! 194 00:12:05,672 --> 00:12:09,275 That... that's terrible. Don't you hate it when people just take your phone 195 00:12:09,276 --> 00:12:11,277 And put it... where exactly? 196 00:12:11,278 --> 00:12:15,348 It's in her desk. I'm getting it back at the end of the day. 197 00:12:15,349 --> 00:12:17,250 I'm tired of talking! 198 00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:23,756 - Hey. - Hey. 199 00:12:23,757 --> 00:12:25,524 Aren't you home from school a little early? 200 00:12:25,525 --> 00:12:28,094 We've got a helicopter to fly. 201 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,895 And I'm only missing P.E. 202 00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:33,199 And english and math. 203 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,735 All right, let's get this bird in the air. 204 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,107 - Whoa! - How'd you do that? 205 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:44,243 - I don't know. - Is it voice-activated? 206 00:12:44,244 --> 00:12:48,180 Uh... Stop. 207 00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:50,683 Down! 208 00:12:50,684 --> 00:12:53,653 - No. - Both: Whoa! 209 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:57,156 You must have put it together wrong. 210 00:12:57,157 --> 00:13:00,359 No no, that's impossible. I followed all the instructions. 211 00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:09,635 - Where's the remote? - I don't know! 212 00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:20,780 Oh, dad, do something! 213 00:13:20,781 --> 00:13:24,016 I am... I'm making a run for it! 214 00:13:32,059 --> 00:13:34,126 Okay, the coast is clear. Let's go. 215 00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:36,495 Just get the phone and get out of here. 216 00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:40,733 Okay, I got it. Let's go. 217 00:13:40,734 --> 00:13:42,935 Oh, jeez! 218 00:13:42,936 --> 00:13:44,904 - Here you go. - What do you mean!? 219 00:13:44,905 --> 00:13:47,606 I don't know what to do. Put it away. 220 00:13:49,876 --> 00:13:53,012 - That attitude better change, buddy. - Yes, ma'am. 221 00:13:54,047 --> 00:13:56,148 What are you boys doing in here? 222 00:13:56,149 --> 00:13:58,918 We had a chemistry question. 223 00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:01,754 - Which is? - Ahem... 224 00:14:01,755 --> 00:14:03,956 We were wondering... 225 00:14:03,957 --> 00:14:06,325 What's boron made of. 226 00:14:06,326 --> 00:14:08,861 Boron. 227 00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:10,763 Told ya! 228 00:14:10,764 --> 00:14:13,499 Well, I stand corrected. 229 00:14:14,568 --> 00:14:16,702 Can I have my phone now? 230 00:14:19,005 --> 00:14:20,873 Here you go. 231 00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:24,877 Wait a minute... where's my phone? 232 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:31,083 George, can I make a quick call on your phone? 233 00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:32,985 Please? 234 00:14:32,986 --> 00:14:36,389 Thank you. 235 00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:46,065 - Whoops. - What's wrong with you? 236 00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:48,067 I guess 237 00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:50,102 I'm the "boron" now. 238 00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:53,572 - You owe me a phone! - Gladly. 239 00:14:55,876 --> 00:14:58,344 - Okay, P.J., let's go. - Wait. 240 00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:02,181 Is that my phone ringing in your pants? 241 00:15:07,921 --> 00:15:10,089 Hello? 242 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,558 Hold on. It's for you. 243 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:20,933 I can't believe we're here! This is like a dream. 244 00:15:20,934 --> 00:15:23,068 A dream where we get to flirt with cute guys, 245 00:15:23,069 --> 00:15:25,037 Watch a movie about cute guys 246 00:15:25,038 --> 00:15:27,606 While sitting next to cute guys. 247 00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:34,346 The midnight showing of "Dusk" is sold out. 248 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,487 Oh no. 249 00:15:41,488 --> 00:15:43,322 - What? - Look! 250 00:15:45,659 --> 00:15:48,427 - Hey, girlfriend! - Hey hey. 251 00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:50,029 What are you doing here? 252 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,498 What am I doing? I'm hanging out with my "bfd," 253 00:15:52,499 --> 00:15:54,834 My best friend daughter. Right? 254 00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:57,770 'cause that's what all the cool moms do, right, Mary Lou? 255 00:15:57,771 --> 00:15:59,705 All night long! 256 00:15:59,706 --> 00:16:05,044 Whoo, Ivy! Isn't that randall, the boy you think is soooo cute? 257 00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:07,546 - Mom, keep your voice down. - Hey, randall, 258 00:16:07,547 --> 00:16:09,048 This is my daughter Ivy. 259 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:12,751 She's single and loves to mingle. 260 00:16:12,752 --> 00:16:15,054 Mary Lou! 261 00:16:15,055 --> 00:16:17,823 You're so cute. Randall can't hear you. 262 00:16:17,824 --> 00:16:22,828 Hey, everybody! I'm amy duncan, Teddy duncan's mom. 263 00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:26,866 And I'm Mary Lou Wentz and this is my daughter Ivy. 264 00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:30,002 We're the cool moms. Right, Teddy? 265 00:16:30,003 --> 00:16:34,006 Hit it, Mary Lou. 266 00:16:44,818 --> 00:16:47,119 - I can't look. - Oh, good choice. 267 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,856 Because right now they're doing the usher bump. 268 00:17:04,738 --> 00:17:08,707 Okay, you did not say a word the entire ride home. 269 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,910 Out with it. 270 00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:14,280 You totally embarrassed me tonight. 271 00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:17,182 Yeah, that was kind of the idea. 272 00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:21,453 Look at me. 273 00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:24,089 Why? What did I ever do to you? 274 00:17:25,859 --> 00:17:29,161 You played me, Teddy. You don't think I'm cool at all. 275 00:17:29,162 --> 00:17:30,596 Why... why would you think that? 276 00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:32,865 Because I heard you say it. 277 00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:35,701 - When you butt-dialed me. - I... 278 00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:38,837 Oh! 279 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,475 Yeah, "oh". 280 00:17:49,983 --> 00:17:52,151 I don't know what to say, mom. 281 00:17:54,621 --> 00:17:56,689 I'm sorry. 282 00:17:58,224 --> 00:18:00,426 That's a start. 283 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:03,796 I should have never done that. I feel awful. 284 00:18:03,797 --> 00:18:06,165 Now I'm feeling better. 285 00:18:09,002 --> 00:18:11,770 Well, do me a favor. In the future 286 00:18:11,771 --> 00:18:13,672 When I do something stupid, 287 00:18:13,673 --> 00:18:16,475 Could you just ground me like a normal mom? 288 00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:18,844 Oh, Teddy. 289 00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:24,283 I think we've established I'll never be a normal mom. 290 00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:46,105 Van Brundt. Hey, what's up? 291 00:18:46,106 --> 00:18:49,274 - Got a new phone. - Oh, right, how much do I owe you? 292 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:52,845 Do you know when you get a new phone you can check your old messages? 293 00:18:54,681 --> 00:18:57,049 Well, that doesn't sound right. 294 00:18:57,050 --> 00:19:00,419 I heard what you said about me. All of it! 295 00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:05,457 - Okay, what are you going to do to us? - I'm going to let you choose. 296 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,760 - I made a list. - Wow. 297 00:19:07,761 --> 00:19:10,529 You're pretty organized for a bully. 298 00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:17,903 I don't mean to correct you, but there's no "j" in gouge. 299 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:24,009 Let's go with number five. At least it's not painful. 300 00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,345 - Two number fives, please. - Thank you. 301 00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,093 We butt-dialed van Brundt. 302 00:19:42,796 --> 00:19:45,464 I didn't say stop. 303 00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:55,040 Okay, whirlybird, this is your final mission. 304 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:58,610 Take happy happy horse far far away. 305 00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:05,384 Launch... three, two, one. 306 00:20:11,925 --> 00:20:13,625 Yeah, it's going good. 307 00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:15,861 No no. No, whirlybird. 308 00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,963 Look out for the power line, no! 309 00:20:24,604 --> 00:20:26,438 ♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪ 310 00:20:26,439 --> 00:20:28,240 ♪ happy happy happy horse ♪ 311 00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:29,875 ♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪ 312 00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:31,777 ♪ happy happy happy horse ♪ 313 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,647 - * I'm a happy happy horse... * 314 00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:37,349 * happy happy happy horse * 315 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,485 * I'm a happy happy horse * 316 00:20:39,486 --> 00:20:41,754 * happy happy happy horse. * 317 00:20:45,258 --> 00:20:47,893 Hey, Charlie, so... 318 00:20:47,894 --> 00:20:49,661 I have a little advice for you. 319 00:20:49,662 --> 00:20:51,697 If you ever want to fool a parent, 320 00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:54,733 And make them think they're cool, dad is definitely the way to go. 321 00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:57,503 Just ask him about his job and pretend you're interested. 322 00:20:57,504 --> 00:21:00,005 Heard that. You're grounded. 323 00:21:00,006 --> 00:21:02,374 Baby monitor! 324 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,143 Stupid technology. 325 00:21:04,144 --> 00:21:05,677 Heard that too. 326 00:21:06,813 --> 00:21:08,747 Yeah, I can't even imagine 327 00:21:08,748 --> 00:21:11,617 What kind of gadgets they'll have when you're a teenager, so... 328 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,186 Good luck, Charlie. 329 00:21:15,789 --> 00:21:18,490 Hey, honey. Here we go. Careful it's hot. 330 00:21:18,491 --> 00:21:22,194 I had a little quick question to ask you. 331 00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:26,031 - Sure, mom, what's up? - Okay, I want you just to be totally honest with me. 332 00:21:26,032 --> 00:21:28,867 I am cooler than Mary Lou Wentz, right? 333 00:21:30,336 --> 00:21:33,438 Of course you are, mom. 334 00:21:33,439 --> 00:21:37,309 Now tell me the truth. I am cooler than amy duncan, right? 335 00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:39,545 Definitely. 336 00:21:47,491 --> 00:21:49,426 Hey, sweetheart. 337 00:21:49,427 --> 00:21:51,460 Yeah, I'm talking to you. 338 00:21:51,461 --> 00:21:54,630 Listen, we got a problem with your brother. 339 00:21:55,499 --> 00:21:57,634 Not him, the little one 340 00:21:57,635 --> 00:22:00,036 with the big mouth. 341 00:22:01,439 --> 00:22:04,274 - You just talking with Charlie? - What? 342 00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:06,743 Never mind. 343 00:22:08,212 --> 00:22:11,981 Anyway, that little stinker was trying to get rid of me. 344 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,617 I say we get rid of him. 345 00:22:14,618 --> 00:22:16,119 'cause that would make me... 346 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,454 ♪ a happy happy horse ♪ 347 00:22:17,455 --> 00:22:19,222 ♪ happy happy happy horse. ♪ 348 00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:25,695 Stupid horse. 349 00:22:25,696 --> 00:22:27,630 Watch your back, kid. 350 00:22:32,336 --> 00:22:33,970 ♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪ 351 00:22:33,971 --> 00:22:36,072 ♪ happy happy happy horse. ♪ 352 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:42,556 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 353 00:22:42,606 --> 00:22:47,156 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26446

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