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Okay, relax.
I didn't get it on video.
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Okay, you're my
best friend again.
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Anyways, I wanted to capture
your first steps on tape
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But every time I put
the camera on you,
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All I see is this.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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And nothing.
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Same thing happened
with the poop.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Girls, girls, come here.
Check it out.
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It's an old
video of me.
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Lots of videotaping
in this family.
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You guys sure do
like yourselves.
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It's from my old glory days
back at south high.
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No way, Mrs. D.
You went to our school?
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No, you're going
to my school.
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Whoa whoa, there I am...
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The school mascot.
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You were that
big sheep thing?
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Not a sheep.
A ram.
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Rammy the wammy.
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Here it is...
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My famous wammy wiggle.
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Listen to the crowd.
They love me.
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Well, sure.
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Everybody loves
a dancing sheep.
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Again,
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It's a ram.
It has horns.
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It sure looks like
a lot of fun, mom.
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You really think so?
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Yeah yeah.
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Do you think I'd say
something like that
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Just to humor you?
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I'm so happy to hear that
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Because they're holding
mascot tryouts this week.
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But, mom, you've already
been wammy.
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Why would you
try out again?
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I'm talking about you.
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Please tell me
"you" is ivy.
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Think about it, Teddy.
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You would be the first ever
second-generation wammy.
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I've been dreaming about this
since you were born.
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According to the internet,
sheep can have horns.
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Look, I don't want to put
any pressure on you.
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It's your decision. You do
not have to do this for me.
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- I don't?
- No.
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You'll do it for us.
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- Hey.
- What are you doing?
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Watching all my old
wammy videos with Teddy.
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Teddy?
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You're missing
all the good parts.
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What am I saying?
They're all good parts.
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Except for this one.
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Remember this, Bob?
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Oh, how can I forget?
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The night the north high
barbarian took you down.
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I hated that guy.
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Even for a barbarian,
he was a jerk.
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You remember the time
those goons from north high
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Grabbed you, took you
on a little joyride?
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Every wammy's worst nightmare.
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You know what?
I can't even watch it.
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It's too painful
even now.
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Oh, wait,
this is a good part.
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Come here, kids.
You're gonna love this.
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Recognize that guy?
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Is that P.J.?
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Nope, that's me.
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You mean that thin guy with
a full head of hear is you?
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Yep.
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So that means
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I'm gonna look like you
when I get old.
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Oh, I stopped looking
like that when I was 25.
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But that's only
eight years from now.
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Enjoy it
while you got it.
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If I were you,
I'd marry young.
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What are you doing
in here?
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Not being out there.
What tape is she up to?
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Volume three,
"wammy behind the mask."
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Dad, she wants me
to try out.
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Oh, boy. I knew
this day was coming.
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But I don't want
to be a mascot.
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I'll be the biggest dork in
school. You gotta help me out here.
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- What do you want me to do?
- Can't you talk to her?
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll do that, honey,
right after I mention
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That her favorite pants
make her look fat.
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- Who looks fat?
- Mother.
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Hey, we almost ended
at the same time.
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Only because I dropped
one of my sticks.
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Did you see Charlie?
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She was totally
rocking out.
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- Is she amazing or what?
- She's okay.
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Okay? What is that
supposed to mean?
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You guys are always
going on and on
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About what a super
baby Charlie is.
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Man, I got a nephew Mason.
Now that's a baby.
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What's so great
about Mason?
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Well, for one thing
he's a stud at peek-a-boo.
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Come on, Charlie can play
peek-a-boo with her eyes closed.
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That's how you play
peek-a-boo.
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What else you got?
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Well, Mason's an incredibly
fast crawler.
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Not as fast as Charlie.
She's like a cat.
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Mason sleeps at night
with a rabbit...
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Not a stuffed one,
one that he caught.
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So you think
Mason's faster.
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I think Charlie's
faster.
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There's only one way
to settle this.
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We challenge you
to a baby race.
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Oh, it is on.
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And you're gonna
be sorry
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Because Mason
rhymes with racin'.
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We'll take our chances.
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In the meantime, you might want
to take a good look at this,
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Because that's all you and
Mason are gonna be seeing.
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I can't believe
you're trying out for wammy.
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The whole idea
behind this friendship
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Was for you to make me
more popular,
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Not lessopular.
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Okay, relax.
I said I had to try out.
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I didn't say
I had to do well.
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All right, people.
Time for wammy tryouts.
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- First up, Teddy Duncan.
- I'm Teddy.
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Daughter of Amy Duncan,
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The second finest wammy
this school has ever seen.
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- Who was the first?
- You're looking at her.
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Let's do this thing!
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All right, Duncan,
let me set the scene for you.
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The team is down
by eight.
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You need to get
that crowd jazzed up.
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Now give me
what you got!
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Come on, crowd,
jazz up.
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I am not feeling that.
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Moving on.
How's your dancing?
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You tell me.
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What was that?
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That was
interpretive dancing.
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That piece was called
"spring day."
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I can also show you
"global warming"
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Or "dogs wow!"
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Dancing...
question mark.
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Question mark?
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That stuck,
exclamation point!
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All right, Duncan,
one more thing.
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Take that flag there
and fire up that crowd.
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There's something wrong
with that flag.
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Duncan, that was
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Absolutely terrible,
all of it.
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It's okay.
I know what you're gonna say.
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Congratulations, wammy.
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But I was awful.
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Yeah, but you're
the only one who tried out.
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See you at the big game.
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I can't believe this.
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Well, in hindsight,
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I guess we should
have noticed
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That nobody else
was here.
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Hey, Gabe,
do me a favor.
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Check the back
of my head.
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Does it look like
I'm going bald?
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Well, it's tempting
to say yes,
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So yes.
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Seriously?
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No.
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Your hair is as full
and stupid-looking as ever.
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Thank you.
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You're a good brother.
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Is this why you wanted me
to come down here?
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No, it is time
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To train Charlie
for the baby race.
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Charlie?
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I thought the baby race
was gonna be
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You and emmett
in diapers.
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Now I've lost
interest.
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Okay, turbo baby,
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Let's see
what you've got.
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Looks like I've got
a little work to do.
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There she is.
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Hi, mom.
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Hi, wammy.
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Oh, did miss covington
call you?
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No, it's on the school
website.
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Already? There's not a
picture up of me, is there?
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There is now.
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I just sent one in.
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And I've got
a big surprise for you.
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I kept it at the end
of my last season.
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It's been sitting
in the back of the shed
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For the last
20 years.
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Then I can't wait
to put it on my head.
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Come on.
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Get it on there, girl.
We've got some work to do.
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Teddy, you look
so beautiful.
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Smells like armpit
in here.
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I know.
You'll get used to it.
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Okay, I'm gonna
teach you
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Some of my signature
wammy moves.
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You gotta
hit it hard, girl.
200
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Now you gotta
keep in rhythm.
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00:11:37,081 --> 00:11:40,116
And the best way to do that
is with the wammy wiggle.
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A-five, six,
seven, eight!
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00:11:47,991 --> 00:11:51,027
Now we're gonna build
on that move. You ready?
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We're gonna get our steam
up. It goes like this.
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Whoo, ah-whoo,
ah-whoo.
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No no, sweetheart.
You lost your wiggle.
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If you try to get your
steam up without the wiggle,
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You'll just look
like a fool out there.
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00:12:03,207 --> 00:12:07,110
Sure wouldn't want that
to happen.
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00:12:07,111 --> 00:12:09,445
Next I want you
to jump up in the air
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And you gotta land
with your arms forming
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A big "W".
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That's really cute.
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No no no, Teddy.
It's all in the elbows.
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You're not vammy.
You're not hammy.
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You're wammy!
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Okay, girl, you do it.
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Now dig deep
and let your fire fly!
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I can't do this.
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Sure you can. You just gotta practice.
Wammy wasn't built in a day.
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No, I don't
want to do this.
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What?
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I don't want to be hammy
or vammy or wammy!
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I quit.
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00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:04,011
Hey, what did you
do to your mother?
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00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:05,946
I told her I didn'
want to be a wammy.
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I was just being
honest with her.
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Honest?
What are you thinking?
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How's she taking it?
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Not well.
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She's lying in bed with
her wammy head on,
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Stuffing tissues
up her snout.
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I don't know.
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Maybe being wammy was cool
when you guys were in school...
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Are you kidding me?
It was never cool.
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Your mom just
didn't know that.
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00:13:26,835 --> 00:13:28,836
How could she
not know that?
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00:13:28,837 --> 00:13:31,472
Did she spend all four years of
high school wearing that giant head?
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It was her
yearbook picture.
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00:13:36,911 --> 00:13:39,913
Look, Teddy, if you don't
go to that big game
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There's gonna be
no wammy,
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And that is gonna break
your mother's heart.
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Dad, I just don't want
to look stupid.
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Look, you're gonna let your mom
and everybody at school down
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Because you're afraid
of looking stupid?
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Yes, thank you
for understanding.
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Honey, I'm not gonna
tell you what to do.
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00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:01,235
But just remember,
249
00:14:01,236 --> 00:14:03,237
Sometimes
the right decision
250
00:14:03,238 --> 00:14:05,606
Can feel like
the wrong decision.
251
00:14:05,607 --> 00:14:08,609
And the hard decision
can be the best decision.
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00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:10,377
But the good decision...
253
00:14:10,378 --> 00:14:14,481
Oh, come on,
please just be wammy!
254
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,860
Hey, wammy.
Going somewhere?
255
00:14:28,263 --> 00:14:30,464
Ever been to north high?
'cause I was thinking
256
00:14:30,465 --> 00:14:32,800
We could all take
a little trip.
257
00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:36,236
It's about to charge.
Get it!
258
00:14:38,273 --> 00:14:41,341
Oh, this is
the greatest prank ever!
259
00:14:49,884 --> 00:14:53,153
All right, let's see what nerd
is wearing the costume this year.
260
00:14:57,659 --> 00:15:00,994
Dude, wammy's old.
261
00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:05,566
Wammy is not old.
Wammy had four kids.
262
00:15:13,174 --> 00:15:15,609
I didn't see her.
Your mom's not in there.
263
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,478
I can't believe it.
264
00:15:17,479 --> 00:15:19,813
She's the only reason
I'm doing this stupid thing.
265
00:15:19,814 --> 00:15:21,682
Well, let's get out
of here.
266
00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:25,252
Duncan, the gym's
this way.
267
00:15:25,253 --> 00:15:28,255
Let me look at you.
268
00:15:28,256 --> 00:15:31,125
Not you... wammy.
Put on the head.
269
00:15:33,595 --> 00:15:36,063
Oh, you look so much
like your mother.
270
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,334
Showtime!
271
00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:43,270
I'm right behind you, t.
Got your back.
272
00:15:58,186 --> 00:16:01,989
Gentlemen,
start your babies.
273
00:16:03,691 --> 00:16:05,826
Go!
274
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:11,799
And they're off!
275
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,101
Oh, look, Mason.
276
00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:17,037
Come to the peaches.
277
00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:21,041
Come to mommy.
Come to mommy.
278
00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:25,879
Mason got the early lead.
Charlie's bringing up the rear.
279
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,149
Look at my boy go. He's
barely breaking a sweat.
280
00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,451
At the halfway mark it's Mason,
followed by Charlie.
281
00:16:31,452 --> 00:16:34,655
Come on, Charlie.
You can do it.
282
00:16:34,656 --> 00:16:37,424
Coming down the home stretch.
It's still Mason in the lead.
283
00:16:37,425 --> 00:16:40,427
Come on, Charlie.
It's now or never.
284
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:48,135
And the winner is...
285
00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:50,838
Charlie!
286
00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:03,016
Oh my gosh! Charlie, you
just took your first steps.
287
00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:05,152
Not your best day,
Mason.
288
00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:08,121
What went wrong
out there?
289
00:17:08,122 --> 00:17:11,558
We'll be back
when we learn how to walk.
290
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:22,035
Can you please
take me back to the gym?
291
00:17:22,036 --> 00:17:24,738
No way.
Not till the game's over.
292
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:28,308
Okay, can you
take me home then?
293
00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:30,310
I don't even care
about the game, guys.
294
00:17:30,311 --> 00:17:32,713
North high, south high...
what's the difference?
295
00:17:32,714 --> 00:17:34,915
Only one thing...
296
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:37,618
- North high rules!
- Yeah!
297
00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:39,653
Yeah, baby!
298
00:17:39,654 --> 00:17:41,355
Okay, whatever.
299
00:17:41,356 --> 00:17:43,824
Look, if we're gonna drive
around in circles for hours,
300
00:17:43,825 --> 00:17:46,293
- Can I at least use the bathroom?
- Can't you hold it?
301
00:17:46,294 --> 00:17:49,129
I've had four kids.
I pee when I sneeze.
302
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:51,498
Gross.
303
00:17:51,499 --> 00:17:52,866
Pull over.
304
00:17:54,002 --> 00:17:56,870
Thank you.
You're such a gentleman.
305
00:18:08,683 --> 00:18:11,418
South high rules!
306
00:18:17,558 --> 00:18:19,693
Safety first.
307
00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:23,530
Ram on the lam!
308
00:18:29,604 --> 00:18:31,405
Staring at my baldness
309
00:18:31,406 --> 00:18:32,973
Ain't gonna stop
your baldness.
310
00:18:32,974 --> 00:18:36,076
I just can't believe
that's gonna happen to me.
311
00:18:36,077 --> 00:18:38,111
Would you stop focusing
on the negatives?
312
00:18:38,112 --> 00:18:41,048
- Think about the positives.
- Like what?
313
00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:44,718
You're gonna have a large
baseball cap collection.
314
00:18:44,719 --> 00:18:47,454
You're gonna save
on shampoo.
315
00:18:47,455 --> 00:18:49,289
And with the money
you save on shampoo
316
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,792
You can buy
more baseball caps.
317
00:18:53,361 --> 00:18:55,028
Here comes Teddy.
318
00:20:30,091 --> 00:20:32,325
That's my best friend.
319
00:20:32,326 --> 00:20:35,095
Wammy's my
best friend.
320
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,935
Wammy! Wammy! Wammy!
321
00:20:50,344 --> 00:20:53,780
Well, Charlie, looks like we
both took baby steps today.
322
00:20:53,781 --> 00:20:55,682
You walked
for the first time
323
00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:58,919
And I did something I didn't
want to do and wound up liking it.
324
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,895
Wammy jammy!
325
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:07,231
Good luck, Charlie.
326
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,000
Come on, P.J.
We're gonna be late for school.
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00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,000
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