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Hi, Charlie. It's your big
sister Teddy with my video diary.
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So today, I want to talk
to you about best friends.
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You bragging
about me again?
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Huh. Yeah, this is Ivy.
She's my BFF.
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I'm also her hero,
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the wind beneath her wings,
the hip in her hop,
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the peanut to her butter.
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- I am... - The mouth
that wouldn't shut.
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Let's see how
we're looking.
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Perfect!
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- I'd date us.
- I'd marry us.
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- So what's the big news? - You are
not gonna believe what I did for you.
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I saw the cutest guy working
at the mall food court...
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And pause
for dramatic effect...
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Tomorrow I'm going
to talk to him.
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How is this something
you're doing for me?
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Maybe he has a friend. The
cute ones always have a friend.
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I mean, I have you, right?
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Hi, girls.
What you doing?
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Nothin'.
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- How's it going, Ivy?
- Real good.
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Ignore her. She'll go away.
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You girls are always
on those phones.
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- Who are you texting now?
- Nobody.
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- Clueless!
- I wish I could do that.
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Hey, then you and I could text
each other. Wouldn't that be fun?
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Oh my gosh, mom,
I'd love that!
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- I don't think I can text
from this phone. - Oh, well!
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Sure you can, miss d.
What's your number?
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555-0134.
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Not ignoring.
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What is that noise?
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I just sent you a text.
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Just hit that button to read it.
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Well, look at that.
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Oh, that's funny, Ivy.
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Then your response
is "L.O.L."
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"Laugh out loud."
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No... no, mom. You don't
do it, you type it.
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Or if you want
to get a little saucy,
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You can wink.
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Not there. There.
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Just a semicolon
and parentheses.
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Oh, that does
look like a wink.
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I can't believe
I'm finally a texter.
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Let's see if it works
from the kitchen!
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- "W.H.Y.D."?
- What have you done?
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Yeah, this is way more fun
since you've learned how to clap.
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Don't ignore me!
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When I tell you to do
something, I expect you to do it!
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Get off my back, woman!
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You want me off your back?
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I can arrange that.
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Charlie, those are
our neighbors, the Dabneys.
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They've been married
a long time.
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Hey, P.J., I just kicked the football
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Into the Dabneys' backyard.
Will you go get it?
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No way! They're going at it again.
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- Well, what about the football?
- Who cares?
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It's gone.
Kiss it goodbye.
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Well, I'm glad
to hear you say that
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Because it was
your football.
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Ha! I warned you!
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That's what you get
for being a bad husband!
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And now you're dead!
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Is somebody out here?
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Who's out here?
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- Where's the football?
- Forget the football!
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Mrs. Dabney just
murdered Mr. Dabney!
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What?!
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I heard her talking
to his corpse.
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It was chilling.
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Just so I'm clear,
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You didn't get
the football?
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- I'm serious, Gabe.
- Come on!
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Mrs. Dabney may be
a mean, vicious, cruel,
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Horrible,
nasty old witch,
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But she'd never
do something like that.
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- You don't believe me?
- No.
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Fine. Fine, I'll prove it.
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Come here, Gabe.
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Hello?
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Is Mr. Dabney home?
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He... can't come to the phone.
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Interesting.
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Who is this?
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Uh... I'm some
sort of salesman.
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Gabe, is that you?
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Why would you assume
my name is Gabe?
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Because I have caller ID.
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Oh! Then yeah, it's Gabe.
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Hey!
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Whoo! She's cool under
pressure, I'll give her that.
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- P.J., she's not a murderer.
- I heard what I heard, Gabe.
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Why don't you believe me?
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Because you're you
and you get things wrong.
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What are you saying,
that I'm dumb?
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Well, no.
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You're just not very...
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- Thinky.
- Thinky?
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Gabe, why would you
say something like that?
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'Cause mom said
I can't call you dumb.
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It is so pathetic.
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My mom's in the kitchen
texting away.
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Gosh, I'd hate to be on the
other end of that conversation.
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Who are you texting?
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- Your mom.
- I am so sorry.
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Look, I promise I'll
get her out of your hair.
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No, it's okay.
Your mom's cool.
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My mom is what?
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And she's really funny.
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My mom is what?
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Wait, that's her again.
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What are you talking about with my mom?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing?!
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That's what say to her!
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Hold on,
I have to "L.O.L." Her.
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Okay, well "L.O.L." Has
officially lost all meaning.
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I'm sorry.
Is this a problem for you?
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No, I just think it's
a little bit inappropriate.
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Inappropriate? Now you
sound like my mother.
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Well, how would you know
what your mother sounds like?
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You've been spending
so much time with mine!
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What are you getting
so whacked about?
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You didn't
want to text her.
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Well yeah, that's because
she's my mom, not my friend.
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- Wouldn't you be weirded out if
I was texting your mom? - Yes...
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Because she doesn't
have a cell phone.
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Look, t, if you're
not cool with this,
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I'll just stop.
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No no, I don't care.
I mean, it's a free country.
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Go crazy...
text my mom,
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I.M. My dad,
video-Chat my aunt helen.
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Oh! Your aunt helen?
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Your mom says she is
da bomb diggitty!
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My mom really said
"da bomb diggitty"?
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Well, I y have
added that part.
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P.J. You've got to stop
watching these mysteries.
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Not until I figure out
how to catch Mrs. Dabney.
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These old movies
are gonna help me do that.
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That's like saying
cartoons will teach you
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How to run through walls.
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Learned that the hard way.
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Mom! Can you get that?!
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Sure, I'll get the door.
I am a lot closer to it.
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Hello, Mrs. Dabney.
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- Hello.
- Come on in.
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Heads up!
Killer in the house.
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What have they
done this time?
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For once, nothing...
that I know of.
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It's nice to see you too.
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I'd like to speak
with your husband, please.
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I'll let him know
you're here.
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I'm a texter now.
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I'm texting.
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Really speeds things up.
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Somebody lose a ball today?
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Possibly. Did you lose
anything today, Mrs. Dabney?
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Honey, what does this mean:
"somebody's at the doof."
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O.M.G.!
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I meant "door"!
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T.T.Y.L.
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What can I do for you,
Mrs. Dabney?
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- You're an exterminator, righ
- Pest control specialist.
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Maybe you can help me
with a problem I'm having.
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How do I get the smell
of death out of my house?
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Will you turn
that tv down?
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- So youhink something died in your house?
- Oh, I know something's dead.
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00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:08,043
Well, first thing
you're gonna have to do
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Is locate and dispose
of the carcass.
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I suppose you could get
Mr. Dabney to do that.
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Oh, Mr. Dabney won't
be doing anything
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Around the house
for a while...
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A long while.
He's... gone.
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You know what,
would you just turn it off?
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What's wrong
with your boys today?
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I just got here.
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Um, all right,
old trick of the trade...
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Get yourself some maple
syrup, put it on the stove,
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Let it simmer... that
should get rid of the smell.
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Thank you. That
very useful information.
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Bye, boys.
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"I.T.B.O.O.T.P."...
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What does that stand for?
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In the bathroom
out of toilet paper!
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T.M.I.!
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I can't believe it,
but you were right!
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Mrs. Dabney did it.
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Wow! This is what it feels
like to be right, huh?
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I like it!
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Too bad somebody
had to die, but...
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- What are we gonna do now?
- I have to tell mom and dad!
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They're never
gonna believe you.
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I didn't believe you
and I'm 10.
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Well, then we need proof.
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And I have to warn you, Gabe,
until we get that proof,
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Our lives may be in danger.
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I thought we turned that off.
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What'd you get
for number nine?
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Switzerland.
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00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:50,735
Well, that's odd
since we're doing math.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Mom, what are you
doing here?
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You weren't supposed
to pick me up until 5:00.
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00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,313
Teddy left a message
and said to come by early...
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Something about "chilling"?
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00:12:05,782 --> 00:12:07,483
Yeah, that's right.
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Thought your mom and I
could chill for a little while.
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Really? This is
what you're doing?
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Yeah well, this is
what we're doing,
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So if you
will excuse us,
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- We'd like a little privacy please.
- Sure. Fine.
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I'll be in the kitchen
with your mom.
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Come on over.
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Sit down next to me,
girlfriend.
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What's this all about?
Is Ivy in trouble?
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Oh, no!
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Is she back
on the chocolate?
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No no no, Ivy's fine.
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I just wanted
to spend some time
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With one of the cool moms.
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You.
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Okay.
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I love your outfit.
Where'd you get it?
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My closet.
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You are so funny. I bet
you get that a lot, right?
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- No.
- No?
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Are we done chilling?
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Yes. Yes, we are because it is time
to Par-Tay. Let's get this jam started!
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Yeah! Come on, Miss W!
Let your freak flag fly!
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That's kind of loud.
Could you lower that, please?
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Yeah.
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A little bit more.
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A little bit more.
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Perfect.
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00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:46,194
Hey, want to do
something fun?
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I like making these video
diars for my baby sister.
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00:13:48,564 --> 00:13:50,831
So how about we say hi?
240
00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:52,799
Hi, Charlie.
It's Teddy here
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With my new friend
Mrs. Wentz.
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Hello.
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Let's see how we look.
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Oh, I'd date us.
Wouldn't you?
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I'm married.
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00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,812
Okay, that's enough of that.
247
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,149
No, you know what? We've been
doing a lot of my fun stuff.
248
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,251
Tell me... tell me about you.
What do you like to do for fun?
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I like to knit.
250
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:19,454
That is so cool because...
anything else?
251
00:14:21,456 --> 00:14:23,590
- I like to read.
- Oh, yeah? Me too.
252
00:14:23,624 --> 00:14:25,858
- What kind of stuff do you like
to read? - Knitting magazines.
253
00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:30,429
That's awesome. I mean,
weave so much in common...
254
00:14:30,464 --> 00:14:34,066
You know, once I start
reading knitting magazines,
255
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,101
Which you're pulling
out of your bag.
256
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,109
Okay, she's gone.
257
00:14:46,143 --> 00:14:47,943
Here's how this
is gonna go dodown.
258
00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:50,546
I'm gonna jump over the fence,
you hand Charlie to me.
259
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:53,148
- And then... - Or I could
just walk through the gate
260
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,217
Like this.
261
00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:57,953
You did know there
was a gate, right?
262
00:14:57,988 --> 00:15:02,190
Yes. Would I be riding
on top of it if I didn't?
263
00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:08,229
- Now what?
- Now it's time to be
264
00:15:08,263 --> 00:15:10,731
In operation
"catch a killer"...
265
00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:12,699
While babysitting.
266
00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:16,737
So, what are we looking for?
267
00:15:16,771 --> 00:15:19,606
Evidence, clues, a weapon.
268
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,941
Mr. Dabney's rotting corpse
would be nice.
269
00:15:22,975 --> 00:15:24,609
Oh my gosh,
that's horrible!
270
00:15:24,643 --> 00:15:27,776
- What? What do you see?
- That paint color...
271
00:15:27,811 --> 00:15:29,444
It's so wrong
for that room!
272
00:15:31,879 --> 00:15:35,148
- I watch a lot of design shows.
- Focus!
273
00:15:37,219 --> 00:15:40,321
- Look. Something's moving.
- Where?
274
00:15:40,355 --> 00:15:42,355
By the couch,
right... right there.
275
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,657
- It's a baby!
- It's Charlie!
276
00:15:44,691 --> 00:15:47,325
No, it's not.
Charlie's right over...
277
00:15:47,359 --> 00:15:49,993
Inside the murder house!
278
00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:56,797
Okay, try to stay
with me now
279
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:59,165
Because we're going
to get a little wild.
280
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,635
Instead of knit one,
purl two,
281
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,939
We kick it up
to knit one, purl three!
282
00:16:05,974 --> 00:16:08,710
Is that even legal?
283
00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:10,545
I don't know,
284
00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:13,148
But I just like
living dangerously!
285
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:16,317
Okay, I'm gonna go
get something to drink.
286
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,952
- Do you want anything?
- Oh, not now.
287
00:16:17,986 --> 00:16:19,587
I'm in the zone!
288
00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:25,025
What you doing in here?
289
00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:27,561
Giving up.
290
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:31,463
Did she suck
the life out of you?
291
00:16:31,498 --> 00:16:33,299
Yeah, pretty much.
292
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,068
Now you see why
I'm always at your house.
293
00:16:36,102 --> 00:16:37,836
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
294
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,504
I was being selfish
with my mom.
295
00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,506
And even though I think
it's a little bit weird,
296
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,041
You can xt her
as much as you want.
297
00:16:43,075 --> 00:16:45,777
I think I got
a better idea.
298
00:16:46,778 --> 00:16:48,379
And then, get this,
299
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:50,715
If you type in
a semicolon parentheses,
300
00:16:50,749 --> 00:16:53,017
- You get a...
- Winky face!
301
00:16:54,853 --> 00:16:57,055
I have got to get
a cell phone.
302
00:16:58,757 --> 00:17:00,925
I like it.
You put our moms together
303
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,094
And they leave us alone.
You are brilliant.
304
00:17:03,128 --> 00:17:05,063
See, this is why
we're B.F.F.S.
305
00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:08,099
I'm brilliant
and you recognize it.
306
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:10,568
Now if I type "R.O.T.F."
307
00:17:10,603 --> 00:17:13,771
Do I actually
have to roll on the floor?
308
00:17:13,805 --> 00:17:16,840
I thought the same
thing at first,
309
00:17:16,874 --> 00:17:18,941
But no.
310
00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:20,541
This'll get her out.
311
00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:23,176
Charlie loves
things that rattle.
312
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,611
Okay, girl.
Charlie, come on.
313
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,246
Get the keys.
Get the keys!
314
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,514
Aw, man!
I dropped the keys.
315
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,715
Fantastic!
316
00:17:31,749 --> 00:17:33,416
Now we can't get
into our house either.
317
00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:38,986
- I don't see Charlie. Where'd she go?
- Oh, there she is.
318
00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:47,023
Wait, what is she
putting on her head,
319
00:17:47,058 --> 00:17:49,025
A dishtowel?
320
00:17:49,059 --> 00:17:51,694
Mrs. Dabney's underpants!
321
00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:55,699
Man!
322
00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,366
Come on, we gotta
get her out of there.
323
00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:59,101
Yeah, come on!
324
00:17:59,135 --> 00:18:02,203
What are you doing
in my yard?
325
00:18:02,237 --> 00:18:05,071
We're here to help you
with your groceries.
326
00:18:05,106 --> 00:18:06,572
You want to be helpful?
327
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:10,072
I like to try new things.
328
00:18:10,107 --> 00:18:11,740
Here, let me give you
a hand with that.
329
00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:13,708
I can handle
the grocies.
330
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,811
But as long
as you're here,
331
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,747
I could use yourelp
with something inside.
332
00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:20,550
Inside? Perfect.
333
00:18:20,584 --> 00:18:23,552
Let me just put
my groceries down.
334
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,754
- Take your time.
- Yeah. Yeah.
335
00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,622
Where's Charlie?
336
00:18:27,656 --> 00:18:30,992
- Look behind the curtains!
- Okay.
337
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,094
- Nothing!
- There she is!
338
00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:35,162
Oh, I've got you.
339
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:41,769
I don't want it!
340
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:46,239
Where did that
baby come from?
341
00:18:46,273 --> 00:18:48,006
Charlie? I've been
holding her the whole time.
342
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,675
- You have?
- That's sad, Mrs. Dabney.
343
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,142
They say the eyes are
the first things to go.
344
00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,643
We gotta go.
345
00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:56,511
Not so fast.
Put the baby down.
346
00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:58,779
I need you to carry
something out for me.
347
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,151
I want you to take
this trunk out to my car.
348
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,785
It's too heavy for me.
349
00:19:05,819 --> 00:19:08,187
- Why? What's in it?
- Something I should've
350
00:19:08,221 --> 00:19:10,122
Gotten rid of
a long time ago.
351
00:19:11,658 --> 00:19:13,290
- Where are you taking it?
- To the dump.
352
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:15,024
That's where you
take trash, isn't it?
353
00:19:15,058 --> 00:19:16,758
Trash?!
354
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:19,260
Mr. Dabney wasn't trash,
he was a person!
355
00:19:19,295 --> 00:19:22,964
- What are you talking about? - You
know exactly what I'm talking about.
356
00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:25,500
You bumped off your husband
and stuffed him into that trunk.
357
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:28,170
- Is that what you think?!
- That's what we know!
358
00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:32,607
What is she...
oh, watch it!
359
00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:34,709
She's kill-Crazy!
360
00:19:34,744 --> 00:19:36,878
You want to see
what's in here?
361
00:19:36,912 --> 00:19:38,646
Take a look.
362
00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:45,718
It's Mr. Dabney!
363
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:48,121
And he's already decomposed!
364
00:19:48,155 --> 00:19:49,889
That's not Mr. Dabney.
365
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,990
That's a skeleton
he used in his classroom.
366
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:55,026
He used to be
a science teacher.
367
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,796
But I heard you
screaming at him.
368
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,064
You called him a bad husband
and then you said,
369
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,166
"And now you're dead!"
370
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,968
Oh! You must have
heard me talking back
371
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,570
To someone on my soaps.
372
00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:07,971
Soaps?
373
00:20:08,005 --> 00:20:10,806
Soap operas...
on tv...
374
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,808
Like the one they should
name after you two...
375
00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:14,542
"The young and the clueless."
376
00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:18,346
Well, if Mr. Dabney isn't
dead, then where is he?
377
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,881
At his mother's probably
wishing he was dead.
378
00:20:23,051 --> 00:20:25,686
Well, then how do you
explain the smell of death
379
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,421
- You asked my dad about?
- Dead possum in my dryer vent.
380
00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:31,824
Well, then how
do you explain...
381
00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:33,559
That's pretty much it,
I guess.
382
00:20:35,261 --> 00:20:37,395
Just one more question...
383
00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:39,564
Do you have any cookies?
384
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,900
Get out.
385
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:49,072
What are my underpants
doing in the fireplace?
386
00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:51,107
Gotta go!
387
00:20:57,544 --> 00:20:59,711
Here she comes!
388
00:20:59,745 --> 00:21:02,846
Coolest mom
in the world!
389
00:21:02,881 --> 00:21:04,448
Okay, what's all this?
390
00:21:04,482 --> 00:21:06,383
Oh, just showing Charlie
how much I love you.
391
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,083
Oh, I love you too, sweetie.
392
00:21:08,118 --> 00:21:10,218
And I love you too, Charlie.
393
00:21:10,253 --> 00:21:12,520
Oh, so mom,
I've been thinking...
394
00:21:12,555 --> 00:21:14,555
Maybe you and I
should start texting.
395
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,291
I mean, you are
a pretty cool mom, right?
396
00:21:16,326 --> 00:21:18,628
Oh, sorry, honey.
Those days are over.
397
00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:21,898
Text thumbs.
398
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,534
Text thumbs?
That's our mom...
399
00:21:25,568 --> 00:21:28,637
From cool to embarrassing
just like that.
400
00:21:28,671 --> 00:21:30,506
All right.
Good luck, Charlie.
401
00:21:38,332 --> 00:21:41,433
Hey, guys. Better make
your friend a sandwich.
402
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,202
He's looking
a little thin.
403
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,769
Where'd you guys
get that thing?
404
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,938
Mrs. Dabney
was throwing it out.
405
00:21:47,972 --> 00:21:50,608
Yeah, it belonged to Mr. Dabney.
He was a science teacher.
406
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,811
Mr. Dabney wasn't a science
teacher. He was a music teacher.
407
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,646
What?!
408
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,282
- That means...
- This is...
409
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,790
Mr. Dabney wasn't
a music teacher.
410
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:10,794
You're thinking of...
of Mr. Dixon across the street.
411
00:22:10,828 --> 00:22:13,596
Oh, that's right. Mr. Dabney
was a science teacher.
412
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:18,801
The boys seem
a little jumpy to you?
413
00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:20,469
Ah, I just got here.
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