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The John Quincy Adams honor
board stands in session.
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Case number 42
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Isaiah Babineaux stands accused
of boosting somebody's lunch.
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Prove it.
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Uh, Zay.
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Yo.
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Everybody else in your family
seems so decent and kind.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. teach. They
say nice things about you too.
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So what happened to you?
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We're waiting on a lot of results.
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Punishment must serve a purpose.
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What do you guys think will
teach Mr. Babineaux here a lesson?
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Cafeteria duty.
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I don't like it.
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Well I like it.
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You took everybody's lunch away
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and now you should give
everybody their lunch.
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I do give everybody their lunch.
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What?
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He gives roast beefs to the p-b and js.
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He gives meatball subs to the baloneys.
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Hah?
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Everybody has the right
to a delicious lunch.
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All right, these are my beliefs.
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Would you attack me on my beliefs?
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That's not your meatball sub.
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But I believe it's
better than my p-b and j.
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So, I Robin hooded myself.
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You're Robin Hood?
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I'm Robin lunch.
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Cafeteria.
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You can punish me.
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But the forest people love me.
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Bailiff Yogi, will you
stop eating the evidence
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and please open the door for the next case?
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Thank you.
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I got this judgey thing down.
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I got the hang of punishing
people and I like it.
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I think the key to this whole thing is to
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consider the facts and not
get emotionally involved.
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Peaches! What have you done?
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(Theme music playing)
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I've been waiting
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for a day
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like this to come
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struck like lightning
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my heart's beating like a drum
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on the edge
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of something wonderful
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face to face with changes
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what's it all about?
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Life is crazy
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but I know
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I can work it out
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'cause I got you
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to live it with me
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I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world
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light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn
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I'm singing
"go-o-o"
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oh, oh, oh, oh
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world
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My buds. Tell me you're just here to
pick me up because you're my buds.
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Yeah. Buds. You want to
know what we did or what?
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Case number 43.
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Maya Hart stands accused of cheating off
of Farkle Minkus on the last history exam.
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Maya, is this true?
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Farkle, how do I answer this?
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I'm sorry, Riley. She done did it.
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I learn better this way, Mr. Matthews.
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When I see the answers Farkle chooses
it helps me circle the right thing.
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You can't just steal his answers, Maya.
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Why not? I'm finally learning what
you've been trying to teach me.
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You've tried everything and I'm
really grateful, but I found a way.
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Farkle, how could you rat out
Maya for cheating off of you?
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I didn't rat her out.
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Maya can do whatever she wants with me.
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I ratted her out.
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Why isn't anybody talking
about what matters?
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I got my first a.
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Okay, judgey. You got a solution for this?
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Yes, I do.
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I say we give our friends
special treatment.
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And not just any special treatment,
we let them completely off the hook.
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There's no lesson and
nobody learns nothing.
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How about we do one of those this time?
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See ya next week. Good night, everybody!
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We can't just give our
friends special treatment.
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I said good night, sir!
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Riles, I accept my punishment.
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Don't spin out of control.
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We're put under all of this
pressure to earn the highest grades.
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She did it. Maya learned, daddy.
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She didn't learn, Riley.
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Maya, can you tell them what you learned?
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I actually can. That's new.
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That's new. It doesn't matter
how she learned. It's new.
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She cheated!
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(Incredulously) That was loud.
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"Cheated" is a word. You
know what else is a word?
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"Shared." Read a question from the test.
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"The transcontinental railroad was built from
the west and the east in the same time.
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In which city did the tracks meet?"
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C.
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Riley, we're not on
the same team this time.
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Farkle, are we on the same team?
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Always.
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Dad?
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No, I'm with Lucas, Riley.
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You can't compromise your values
just because these are your friends.
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Watch me.
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No. Wrong is wrong.
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She didn't learn anything.
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If she had learned something,
you might have a point.
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They drove in the golden spike when the
tracks connected at promontory, Utah.
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Quick, make a decision before
she says other good stuff.
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Louisiana purchase. Manifest destiny.
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C, c, a, d, false, false, true!
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She's a stinking genius.
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Cheating works for her.
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No.
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Dad, it's Maya. You know
I'm going to turn this world
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upside down until I make this right.
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I know you'll try.
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Well, I stand with them.
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Yay!
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I don't need this.
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(Moaning)
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Nothing to do, Auggie?
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I've done everything
there is to do in life.
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(Moans)
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Okay...
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Well, do you want to take piano lessons?
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Does it take work?
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Anything worth doing takes work.
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Then I'd rather just
become a lawyer like you.
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You don't just get to become a lawyer.
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Do you want to know what I
had to do to become a lawyer?
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Please, no.
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It'll just happen. I'm
a chip off the old block.
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You're the old block.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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But just because you come from me
doesn't mean you just get to be me.
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You have to find out who you are.
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And if you run into any trouble, maybe
you'll reconsider those piano lessons.
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(Moans)
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Are you now or have you ever been
a member of the communist party?
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The cold war, sir.
Democracy versus communism.
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You get what you earn versus
everybody gets the same thing.
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Very good, Farkle. I didn't
even see your lips move.
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Because Maya answered herself, sir.
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She remembered the information.
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It only makes sense to me when
I can get in trouble for it.
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Wait, so you're telling me
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that in communism everybody
shares with everybody else?
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Farkle: Yes, Riley.
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The communist philosophy
is that everybody's the same
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and everybody gets the same thing.
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And it's a party?
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I want so desperately to be proud of you.
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So, you mean when somebody
doesn't know something on a test
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and somebody does, you're supposed
to share that information?
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Yeah.
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That's communism.
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But it's a little more
complicated than that.
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You know the American dream?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is the other thing.
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What do you all want
to be when you grow up?
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I haven't decided yet.
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I see you as a factory worker.
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Well what if I don't want to be...
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I want to be a factory worker.
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I see you as a potato farmer.
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But I prefer the warmth of the factory.
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Can I still take over the world?
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You sure can.
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Just as long as everybody can
take over the world with you.
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I'm not taking over the world
with factory girl and potato head.
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Your individual goals don't matter.
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You're one of many.
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There are no social classes.
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Nobody is more or less
successful than anybody else.
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That's communism.
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Oh, that's communism.
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I thought it was when they
scared the demons out of you.
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That's exorcism.
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Oh, yeah. That's the one I had.
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He's kidding.
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Yeah, I'm kidding.
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Ahh!
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Oh, it didn't work.
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Anyway, whoever I am, I'm
not down with communism.
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Sure you are.
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You're Robin Hood. Take from
the rich, give to the poor.
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Did you guys hear that?
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Did you hear what Maya just said?
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I mean, she actually gets this stuff.
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Maya.
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You really did learn something.
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Doesn't this make you
want to study by yourself?
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No, it makes me want to cheat
off of everybody equally.
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Yeah.
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Why should we be in
competition with each other?
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Why should we be motivated by report cards?
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Why shouldn't we all help each other
out to know exactly the same thing?
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Riley...
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Look at this.
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And choose your next words very carefully.
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Comrades!
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I pledge allegiance...
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Comrades of John Quincy Adams unite!
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Lightning!
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Thunder!
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Darkness!
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Bunny rabbits!
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From each according to his ability.
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To each according to his need!
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Both: Whoa! We're commies. It worked! Yay!
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Anything interesting
happen at school today?
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Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Want to explain Riley's outfit?
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Oh yeah, she's a commie now.
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Can you pass the potatoes?
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I thought she was a mime.
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Maya cheated off of Farkle and
all of a sudden, she know stuff.
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So, you're a communist?
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Yeah.
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Do I need to know the middle of the story?
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You want to be proud of her?
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- Yeah.
- Then no.
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Honey, Maya doesn't know stuff
if she cheated off of Farkle.
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Mom, you can't crush my hopes for her.
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In the words of the president of communism,
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"you may say, 'hey, hey I'm a dreamer, '
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"but I'm not the...
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but I'm not the..."
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Shh. Go to sleep, Riley.
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Riley, John Lennon was a Beatle.
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Mom, just because his beliefs
are different than yours,
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does not mean you get to call him a bug.
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Teacher of the year!
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Look what I'm working with!
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Does the rest of the honor board
share your position on this?
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No.
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And Maya and Farkle are
going on trial tomorrow.
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And they're going to
need somebody really good
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to represent them because
when something's this important
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you need the best possible...
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Piano player?
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Lawyer.
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Well, that's it then.
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Riley, you're not going to find
a lawyer to defeat democracy.
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I mean, not even if you found some
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hyper-competitive, freak
of nature, super lawyer.
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(Cory chuckles)
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(Bones cracking)
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Okay.
263
00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:14,409
I'm sorry you had to see this.
264
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Let's go.
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(Patriotic music plays)
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Why are you dressed like that, Auggie?
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Why are you dressed like that, Auggie?
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I asked him first, Emma weathersbee.
269
00:11:31,494 --> 00:11:37,065
Well, I can ask him the same
as you can, Ava Morgenstern.
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00:11:39,835 --> 00:11:41,436
Hello, Frankie.
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The Augster.
272
00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:47,675
Why would you interrupt me
during my grape juice time?
273
00:11:47,677 --> 00:11:52,080
I know you might get in trouble for
pushing Dominic Falcone off the swings.
274
00:11:52,082 --> 00:11:53,381
You've heard about that?
275
00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:55,249
Everybody's talking about it.
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I'd like to represent you.
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You want to be my mouthpiece?
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I never lost a case.
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Mrs. Ducksberry.
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Auggie, well, don't you look handsome.
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Aw, thanks. So do you.
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I mean, I'm pretty but you... you're...
you're... you're pretty.
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I... I'm handsome, you're pretty.
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I'm gorgeous.
285
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But I don't know how to stop.
286
00:12:18,941 --> 00:12:20,875
Somewhere in there was a compliment.
287
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So thank you, August.
288
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My client, Frankie big hands, is innocent.
289
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He may have pushed Dominic
Falcone off the swings.
290
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But...
291
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You pushed another boy off the swings?
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00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:37,058
Frankie... you, me,
principal's office right now.
293
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I'll see you later.
294
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Enjoy your life till then.
295
00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:45,433
'Cause that's all you got left.
296
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The purpose of this honor board hearing
is to determine the guilt or innocence
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of Maya Hart and Farkle Minkus,
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who stand accused of sharing
information during an exam.
299
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We'll begin the questioning
with Lucas Friar.
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Thank you.
301
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Ms. Hart. Mr. Minkus.
302
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Are you now or have you
ever been a cheater?
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Objection.
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You're on our side.
305
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But who's on their side?
306
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What kind of system is
it where people are...
307
00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:16,998
Judged by?
308
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Other people.
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00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:18,933
Like a jury?
310
00:13:18,935 --> 00:13:20,668
Who are students like them.
311
00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:21,569
A jury of their peers?
312
00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:23,070
Yeah, what do you call that?
313
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The justice system.
314
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You and your answers.
315
00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:27,008
Well.
316
00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:28,976
I guess I don't have anymore moves, do I?
317
00:13:28,978 --> 00:13:31,245
By the way, defense calls my mommy.
318
00:13:31,247 --> 00:13:32,880
(Patriotic music playing)
319
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I win.
320
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(All gasp) Topanga!
321
00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:44,292
Honey, you can't just come in here and
interrupt our very formal procedure.
322
00:13:44,294 --> 00:13:48,429
I mean, this is the highest court of the John
Quincy Adams middle school legal system.
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And we take our proceedings very seriously!
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(Gavel squeaks)
325
00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:55,203
All right.
326
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Everybody sit where you would normally sit.
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00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,539
What I'm interested in is how Maya
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00:13:58,541 --> 00:14:03,044
could've cheated off of Farkle all
by herself in the first place.
329
00:14:03,046 --> 00:14:05,813
Because as you can see by the
configuration of the desks,
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00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:09,851
it would be impossible for Maya to see
Farkle's paper from that distance unless...
331
00:14:09,853 --> 00:14:11,452
She had some help.
332
00:14:11,454 --> 00:14:12,386
Mr. Matthews.
333
00:14:12,388 --> 00:14:13,788
Yes, darling?
334
00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,690
What is it you do while
they take their tests?
335
00:14:15,692 --> 00:14:20,027
Who? Me? I sit here, I get sad, I think
about the way things could have been.
336
00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:21,195
Cory!
337
00:14:21,197 --> 00:14:22,330
I'm up here!
338
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:23,998
You know, I... I... I read a book because...
339
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,666
You know, I... I trust them.
340
00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:26,367
Uh-huh.
341
00:14:26,369 --> 00:14:27,802
Interesting.
342
00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:29,136
What happens next?
343
00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:31,505
Well, I look at the first
question of the test,
344
00:14:31,507 --> 00:14:33,541
then I make this kind of face...
345
00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:37,245
Then I'll look at Riley who's all like...
346
00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:38,646
(Humming a tune)
347
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,549
Then I look at Farkle who's all like...
348
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,216
Done!
349
00:14:43,919 --> 00:14:46,519
But for the first time ever, I
might have looked at Farkle like...
350
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,239
And Farkle kind of might have went...
351
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:55,897
(Mouthing) I love you.
352
00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,567
Interesting.
353
00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:03,070
But from this angle, there's
still something blocking your view.
354
00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:06,207
Yes. So it's possible
Riley might have went...
355
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:10,144
(Humming a tune)
356
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,048
Well, we knew that
Farkle was an accomplice.
357
00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,750
I'll do anything for my friends.
358
00:15:15,752 --> 00:15:17,385
I accept my punishment.
359
00:15:17,387 --> 00:15:21,722
But I think that Mrs. Matthews
just proved that he was not alone.
360
00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:24,792
Yeah, uh, my work here is done.
361
00:15:24,794 --> 00:15:26,193
Case number 44.
362
00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:27,128
Oh boy.
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00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,095
Riley.
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00:15:28,097 --> 00:15:30,364
I was kind of an accomplice too.
365
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:32,266
Riley, how could you?
366
00:15:32,268 --> 00:15:34,936
Farkle put himself in jeopardy for Maya.
367
00:15:34,938 --> 00:15:36,404
How could I not?
368
00:15:36,406 --> 00:15:39,040
I thought maybe if Farkle
shared his knowledge with Maya,
369
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:41,943
and she got a good grade, she
might want to keep on learning.
370
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:46,314
And she does, so if that makes us communists,
then I guess that's what we really are.
371
00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:50,084
Yeah? Well, you certainly look like
you're all in the same little group now.
372
00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:52,954
So what if maybe we
dress a little bit alike?
373
00:15:52,956 --> 00:15:55,589
And maybe some of my study
methods have rubbed off on her.
374
00:15:55,591 --> 00:15:57,191
You know Farkle's methods?
375
00:15:58,226 --> 00:15:59,794
Dad, what's going on here?
376
00:15:59,796 --> 00:16:01,429
It's just what you wanted, Riley.
377
00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:03,064
Communism.
378
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:05,199
Farkle sharing his knowledge with Maya.
379
00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:10,237
Karl Marx... the father of communism.
380
00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:13,874
Vladimir Lenin led the revolution.
381
00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:18,980
These guys don't seem anywhere
near as much fun as the other guys.
382
00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:21,182
Yeah, well, maybe that's
because the other guys...
383
00:16:21,184 --> 00:16:26,754
John Lennon and Groucho Marx...
were two incredibly talented, what?
384
00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:29,790
Maya?
385
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,142
(Mimicking Farkle) Individuals, sir.
The point you're
386
00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:32,593
trying to make is that a free
society breeds individuals.
387
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:35,096
And how do you feel you're
developing as an individual?
388
00:16:35,098 --> 00:16:36,931
Maya, why don't you sound like you?
389
00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:38,532
What do you mean? Who would
I sound like besides me?
390
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,001
I'm still me, Riley. I've always been me,
391
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:41,683
and I'll never be anybody else but me. Ha!
392
00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:43,537
Ha!
393
00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:45,940
Huh.
394
00:16:54,449 --> 00:16:56,217
Auggie: You think this is going to work?
395
00:16:56,219 --> 00:16:57,651
It's got to work.
396
00:16:57,653 --> 00:17:01,055
Otherwise, Frankie big hands will
take you on a little swing ride.
397
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:03,357
If you know what we mean.
398
00:17:03,359 --> 00:17:08,062
All right, Frankie big hands,
you apologize to Dominic.
399
00:17:08,064 --> 00:17:10,865
And your next incident will
result in a three-day suspension.
400
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:14,902
Dominic, it's me, not you.
401
00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:19,640
Now, where is my next appointment?
402
00:17:25,313 --> 00:17:26,447
Well, hello.
403
00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:38,225
Okay, what's this?
404
00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:41,128
We are putting up a wall to
protect ourselves from them.
405
00:17:42,364 --> 00:17:44,031
Don't you think that's a little extreme?
406
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:46,867
It's the judgment of the honor board
to separate those who cheat...
407
00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:48,402
all: Share!
408
00:17:48,404 --> 00:17:51,105
Hey! We all said that at the same time!
409
00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:52,339
I'm hungry.
410
00:17:52,341 --> 00:17:55,776
All: What is happening to us?
411
00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:56,644
Whoa.
412
00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:00,281
We don't want to become like them.
413
00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:02,950
We'd rather remain a free
society of individuals.
414
00:18:02,952 --> 00:18:05,152
Instead of whatever the heck that was.
415
00:18:06,354 --> 00:18:08,222
But isn't the best part of a free society
416
00:18:08,224 --> 00:18:12,426
the fact that it allows its
people to consider all beliefs?
417
00:18:12,428 --> 00:18:15,029
Yeah, but I want my
friends back, Mr. Matthews.
418
00:18:15,031 --> 00:18:16,363
Can you fix this?
419
00:18:16,365 --> 00:18:20,201
You know, I graded your recent exams.
420
00:18:20,203 --> 00:18:21,469
Mr. Friar.
421
00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:23,304
One hundred percent.
422
00:18:23,306 --> 00:18:24,171
You get an A.
423
00:18:25,474 --> 00:18:29,610
Mr. Babineaux, one hundred percent.
You get an A.
424
00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:37,384
Ms. Hart, Ms. Matthews,
Farkle, one hundred percent.
425
00:18:37,386 --> 00:18:38,285
You get a C.
426
00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:40,321
What?
427
00:18:40,323 --> 00:18:42,123
We get a what's-that-you-say now?
428
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,426
How did we get a hundred
percent and get a C?
429
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,928
Because when you get everything right,
430
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:51,732
but you don't do it yourselves,
it makes you average.
431
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:56,003
A divided by three is a C.
432
00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:58,405
Cory: Look at you, you're all the same.
433
00:18:58,407 --> 00:19:00,174
You're average.
434
00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:02,643
You're common.
435
00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:05,412
Commonism.
436
00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:07,348
This is why it fell?
437
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:08,916
People didn't want to all be the same?
438
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:12,286
Without incentive, there's no motivation.
439
00:19:12,288 --> 00:19:15,489
Without motivation, there's no advancement.
440
00:19:15,491 --> 00:19:20,861
In a truly free society, we share the
best parts of ourselves without cheating.
441
00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:24,965
Because we get to learn
who we are individually.
442
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:29,336
Come on, guys. Separately, you're
the best individuals I know.
443
00:19:29,338 --> 00:19:30,037
I miss you.
444
00:19:31,006 --> 00:19:32,540
Please come back.
445
00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:35,643
Maya?
446
00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:36,544
Yeah.
447
00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:41,448
I think I'd like it better if I was
doing well because I was doing well.
448
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:49,890
But now you're not me.
449
00:19:49,892 --> 00:19:51,892
There's only one of you, Farkle.
450
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,867
There's only one of all of us.
451
00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:01,869
It's better that way, isn't it?
452
00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:04,538
We were founded on the concept of welcoming
453
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:07,541
all people from all
different parts of the world.
454
00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:11,045
And encouraging each of them
to find out who they are.
455
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:11,979
Why?
456
00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:14,481
Because the individual is valued here.
457
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,951
Yeah, that's pretty good.
458
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:27,394
There you are!
459
00:20:28,597 --> 00:20:29,763
Welcome back, guys.
460
00:20:37,038 --> 00:20:37,738
Riley?
461
00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:41,008
I'm proud of you.
462
00:20:43,278 --> 00:20:46,313
Mr. Friar, tear down this wall.
463
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:57,091
Today was good.
464
00:20:57,093 --> 00:20:59,627
Once again, freedom and
liberty have triumphed.
465
00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:02,229
I was just explaining
the same thing to Auggie.
466
00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:04,598
Making individual choices isn't easy.
467
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,367
The important ones take work.
468
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:09,103
But once you realize it,
everything turns out all right.
469
00:21:09,105 --> 00:21:11,038
And that's when you discover who you are.
470
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,439
Because he's Auggie.
471
00:21:12,441 --> 00:21:13,841
He isn't me.
472
00:21:17,212 --> 00:21:19,480
Fine, I'll take piano lessons.
473
00:21:25,047 --> 00:21:26,287
Can we deal with this tomorrow?
474
00:21:26,289 --> 00:21:28,989
Yeah, tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow. Yeah.
475
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:33,589
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