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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,100 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:00,169 --> 00:00:03,438 - Riley: I apologized! - Maya: I don't care! 3 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,474 I apologized like 50 times. 4 00:00:05,476 --> 00:00:07,209 You don't do that to me. 5 00:00:07,211 --> 00:00:08,477 How many times are you gonna make me say I'm sorry? 6 00:00:08,479 --> 00:00:09,511 Are you actually sorry? 7 00:00:09,513 --> 00:00:10,912 No! 8 00:00:10,914 --> 00:00:12,280 Oh, this one's bad. 9 00:00:12,282 --> 00:00:13,915 It's Riley and Maya. 10 00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:15,484 They love each other. 11 00:00:16,419 --> 00:00:18,387 Fine, you don't want to sit by me? Fabulous. 12 00:00:18,389 --> 00:00:22,257 I will not stink up the integrity of our bay window 13 00:00:22,259 --> 00:00:24,259 with this ridiculous argument. 14 00:00:24,261 --> 00:00:26,395 You come here and stink it up right now. 15 00:00:28,197 --> 00:00:30,232 No, this one's really bad. 16 00:00:30,234 --> 00:00:31,933 It'll go away. 17 00:00:31,935 --> 00:00:33,535 They're gonna marry each other. 18 00:00:35,338 --> 00:00:37,305 Maya: You stood up for Lucas and not me! 19 00:00:37,307 --> 00:00:38,540 I'm not standing up for him. 20 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:39,975 You didn't disagree with him. 21 00:00:39,977 --> 00:00:42,377 Well, when you really think about it, he wasn't wrong. 22 00:00:42,379 --> 00:00:42,953 Who cares? 23 00:00:42,984 --> 00:00:45,247 Oh, right and wrong don't matter now? 24 00:00:45,249 --> 00:00:46,982 The only thing that matters is you and me. 25 00:00:46,984 --> 00:00:48,350 When have I ever not stood up for you? 26 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:49,351 When I'm wrong! 27 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:50,385 You're always wrong! 28 00:00:50,387 --> 00:00:50,967 (Gasps) 29 00:00:50,998 --> 00:00:53,288 Or you're always right. Who cares? 30 00:00:53,290 --> 00:00:55,357 I don't listen, I just stick up for you automatically. 31 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,359 Ooh, chick fight! 32 00:00:58,561 --> 00:01:01,296 Chick fight right here, ladies and gentlemen. 33 00:01:01,298 --> 00:01:04,366 One dollar to see the shocker by the lockers. 34 00:01:05,501 --> 00:01:08,336 Brought to you by Zay Babineaux enterprises. 35 00:01:09,105 --> 00:01:10,505 I'm not gonna be the cause of this. 36 00:01:10,507 --> 00:01:11,506 Too late, huckleberry. 37 00:01:11,508 --> 00:01:13,408 (Chuckles) Huckleberry. 38 00:01:14,343 --> 00:01:15,977 You know why it happened, Maya? 39 00:01:15,979 --> 00:01:17,379 All you do is call me names. 40 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:18,244 I finally struck back once. 41 00:01:18,275 --> 00:01:20,515 This has nothing to do with you, who I will deal with later. 42 00:01:20,517 --> 00:01:22,284 Boys: Yee. 43 00:01:22,766 --> 00:01:24,486 This happened because she stuck up for you. 44 00:01:24,488 --> 00:01:25,487 I didn't stick up for him. 45 00:01:25,489 --> 00:01:26,988 You didn't disagree with him. 46 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:28,390 How could she disagree with him, he's right? 47 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:29,792 - You're next! - I want to be first. 48 00:01:31,327 --> 00:01:32,461 Both: Yee. 49 00:01:33,529 --> 00:01:35,297 He is right, you know. 50 00:01:35,299 --> 00:01:37,466 Why does that mean so much to everybody? 51 00:01:37,468 --> 00:01:40,402 When being right is more important than being friends... 52 00:01:41,124 --> 00:01:42,604 Then that's the end of being friends. 53 00:01:42,606 --> 00:01:44,606 (Bell rings) 54 00:01:52,048 --> 00:01:53,448 Yeah, no chance. 55 00:01:58,554 --> 00:01:59,688 Is this still going on? 56 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:01,289 Look at 'em! 57 00:02:02,325 --> 00:02:03,391 Yowzas! 58 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,494 I'm moving my seat. 59 00:02:05,496 --> 00:02:06,661 Yeah, you just do that. 60 00:02:08,598 --> 00:02:09,165 Mr. Friar? 61 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:11,433 I'm sorry, I couldn't take it anymore. 62 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,068 I finally called her a name. 63 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:14,402 She's called me a thousand names. 64 00:02:14,404 --> 00:02:15,437 I called her one name. 65 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:16,505 Move. 66 00:02:20,443 --> 00:02:21,510 Do it. 67 00:02:23,646 --> 00:02:25,447 He's under my protection. 68 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:26,515 You want to tangle with me? 69 00:02:26,517 --> 00:02:27,582 Not yet. 70 00:02:30,319 --> 00:02:31,119 Move. 71 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:35,557 (Giggles) 72 00:02:42,998 --> 00:02:44,599 Why didn't you disagree with him, Riley? 73 00:02:44,601 --> 00:02:49,404 Maya, how can I disagree with what he said if what he said was true? 74 00:02:49,406 --> 00:02:51,822 In life, no matter what happens sometimes all you need 75 00:02:51,853 --> 00:02:54,109 is someone who will be there for you no matter what. 76 00:02:54,111 --> 00:02:56,077 What he said is true! 77 00:02:56,079 --> 00:02:57,445 I'm not talking to you! 78 00:02:57,447 --> 00:02:58,223 Then I'm not talking to you! 79 00:02:58,254 --> 00:02:59,748 Well, that's the way it would work, wouldn't it? 80 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,483 Not the way we're doing it. 81 00:03:03,352 --> 00:03:04,153 Okay, darlings. 82 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,355 If everyone will focus their attention to the front of the room... 83 00:03:07,357 --> 00:03:08,690 War. 84 00:03:10,126 --> 00:03:12,694 World wars can begin with a single gunshot. 85 00:03:13,663 --> 00:03:17,465 And wars between friends can also begin with an isolated event. 86 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:21,636 One time in college, all my friends had a war, and it was great... 87 00:03:22,572 --> 00:03:24,105 Until it wasn't. 88 00:03:24,107 --> 00:03:25,507 I won't let it come to that, Mr. Matthews. 89 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:26,508 Neither will I. 90 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:27,130 - Maya? - What? 91 00:03:27,161 --> 00:03:29,611 Let me tell you how much I am not going to talk to you. 92 00:03:29,613 --> 00:03:30,745 You're pathetic at this. 93 00:03:32,415 --> 00:03:34,144 Well, we've never done this before. 94 00:03:34,175 --> 00:03:38,687 Sorry, guys, but I think this is gonna take someone a little better at this than us. 95 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:42,457 This is gonna take someone with a very unique set of skills. 96 00:03:42,459 --> 00:03:44,159 This is gonna take... 97 00:03:44,161 --> 00:03:45,660 (Bangs on door, scratching) 98 00:03:48,598 --> 00:03:49,764 (Scratching stops) 99 00:03:51,567 --> 00:03:53,602 (Scratching resumes) 100 00:04:21,697 --> 00:04:23,598 I have been summoned. 101 00:04:25,468 --> 00:04:27,736 (Shouts) Stranger! 102 00:04:34,644 --> 00:04:35,710 Bah! 103 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:38,780 Bah bah! 104 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:43,451 (Vocalizes fanfare) 105 00:04:45,454 --> 00:04:49,691 (Continues vocalizing) 106 00:04:49,693 --> 00:04:51,526 Eric: Okay! 107 00:04:51,528 --> 00:04:53,695 (Theme music playing) 108 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,834 I've been waiting 109 00:04:59,836 --> 00:05:01,469 for a day 110 00:05:01,471 --> 00:05:02,357 like this to come 111 00:05:02,388 --> 00:05:03,738 struck like lightning 112 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:06,608 my heart's beating like a drum 113 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:07,809 on the edge 114 00:05:07,811 --> 00:05:10,578 of something wonderful 115 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:13,548 face to face with changes 116 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:14,616 what's it all about? 117 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,651 Life is crazy 118 00:05:16,653 --> 00:05:17,652 but I know 119 00:05:17,654 --> 00:05:18,687 I can work it out 120 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:19,821 'cause I got you 121 00:05:19,823 --> 00:05:22,757 to live it with me 122 00:05:22,759 --> 00:05:24,559 I feel all right 123 00:05:24,561 --> 00:05:26,795 I'm gonna take on the world 124 00:05:26,797 --> 00:05:28,596 light up the stars 125 00:05:28,598 --> 00:05:30,532 I've got some pages to turn 126 00:05:30,534 --> 00:05:32,267 I'm singing "go-o-o" 127 00:05:32,269 --> 00:05:35,503 oh, oh, oh, oh 128 00:05:35,505 --> 00:05:38,506 take on the world, take on the world 129 00:05:38,508 --> 00:05:39,774 take on the world 130 00:05:39,805 --> 00:05:42,510 take on the world, take on the world 131 00:05:42,512 --> 00:05:43,845 take on the world. 132 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:48,850 Riley! 133 00:05:48,852 --> 00:05:49,851 Why'd you blow the whistle? 134 00:05:49,853 --> 00:05:51,519 Caveman! 135 00:05:51,854 --> 00:05:54,589 Honey, it's not a caveman. 136 00:05:54,591 --> 00:05:55,757 It's your Uncle Eric. 137 00:05:56,726 --> 00:05:58,360 Okay, it's a caveman. 138 00:05:58,362 --> 00:06:01,730 Honey, remember about your Uncle Eric, same rules we told you at the zoo. 139 00:06:01,732 --> 00:06:03,264 Don't stand too close, don't feed him, 140 00:06:03,266 --> 00:06:05,533 and whatever you do, do not call him Koko. 141 00:06:06,602 --> 00:06:08,603 Okay, girls. Here we go. 142 00:06:12,608 --> 00:06:14,609 Ah, you missed the whole parade. 143 00:06:15,611 --> 00:06:16,711 My brother! 144 00:06:16,713 --> 00:06:17,746 My brother! 145 00:06:17,748 --> 00:06:18,813 (Both chuckle) 146 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:21,816 Hey, Eric. 147 00:06:21,818 --> 00:06:24,319 'Pangers! You're still here? 148 00:06:24,321 --> 00:06:25,620 - Yeah. - Hey. 149 00:06:27,656 --> 00:06:28,823 Hello, niche. 150 00:06:28,825 --> 00:06:30,558 Uncle Eric. 151 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,826 Little 'Pangers! 152 00:06:33,696 --> 00:06:35,597 Uncle Eric! 153 00:06:35,599 --> 00:06:37,665 Oh! Oh! It's cousin Auggie! 154 00:06:38,834 --> 00:06:40,335 Hey! 155 00:06:40,337 --> 00:06:41,770 How you doin', buddy? 156 00:06:42,705 --> 00:06:44,606 Uncle Eric, how come you look like this? 157 00:06:44,608 --> 00:06:46,574 Because they elected him mayor. 158 00:06:46,576 --> 00:06:47,609 Who would do that? 159 00:06:47,611 --> 00:06:49,577 The good people of Stupidtown. 160 00:06:50,646 --> 00:06:52,714 It's not pronounced Stupidtown! 161 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:53,715 How is it pronounced? 162 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,650 St. Upid Town. 163 00:06:56,619 --> 00:06:57,752 Oh. 164 00:06:57,754 --> 00:06:59,921 How St. Upid of me. 165 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:02,736 I don't get it! 166 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:06,861 And you're the mayor of St. Upid Town? 167 00:07:06,863 --> 00:07:08,930 Yes! I was elected in a landslide. 168 00:07:08,932 --> 00:07:11,900 See, after the landslide, everybody that wasn't killed voted for me. 169 00:07:13,064 --> 00:07:15,904 It's a lovely little village right on the border of New York and France. 170 00:07:15,906 --> 00:07:17,872 New York doesn't even border France. 171 00:07:17,874 --> 00:07:18,611 It borders Canada. 172 00:07:18,642 --> 00:07:20,742 Well, then why do they speak French? 173 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,744 Why don't they speak Canadahoo? 174 00:07:24,747 --> 00:07:25,880 It's quebec. 175 00:07:25,882 --> 00:07:27,682 - The jeopardy guy? - No. 176 00:07:27,684 --> 00:07:29,617 Who is the jeopardy guy? 177 00:07:29,619 --> 00:07:30,618 No. 178 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:31,619 (Chuckles) 179 00:07:31,621 --> 00:07:32,954 You have a stupid name. 180 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:37,392 No, see I look like this because they look like this. 181 00:07:37,394 --> 00:07:38,893 When they elected me mayor of them, 182 00:07:38,895 --> 00:07:40,695 I wanted them to know that I was one of them. 183 00:07:40,697 --> 00:07:42,630 I mean, people go nuts for the way I look. 184 00:07:42,632 --> 00:07:43,932 Do people go nuts for the way you look? 185 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:45,867 I wore high-heels once. 186 00:07:45,869 --> 00:07:47,769 People have responded. 187 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:48,870 You're too young. 188 00:07:48,872 --> 00:07:50,672 It takes away your vulnerability. 189 00:07:50,674 --> 00:07:52,006 Well, we know that now. 190 00:07:53,742 --> 00:07:55,376 Anyhoo, I've been summoned. 191 00:07:55,378 --> 00:07:56,621 Why have I been brought to here? 192 00:07:56,652 --> 00:07:58,913 Because Cory thinks when it comes to helping people, 193 00:07:58,915 --> 00:08:00,782 you somehow turn into a genius. 194 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:02,784 I'm in a fight with my best friend. 195 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,853 There will be no losing friends. 196 00:08:05,988 --> 00:08:08,957 Lose one friend, lose all friends. 197 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:10,959 Lose yourself. 198 00:08:12,728 --> 00:08:14,662 That's genius! 199 00:08:14,997 --> 00:08:16,397 I told you. 200 00:08:16,399 --> 00:08:17,199 Have faith in him. 201 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,401 They didn't elect you just because you look like that. 202 00:08:20,403 --> 00:08:23,738 No, they elected me because people trust me on their issues. 203 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:24,906 I don't have to look like this. 204 00:08:24,908 --> 00:08:27,809 Everybody look at me! 205 00:08:30,746 --> 00:08:32,013 Ow! 206 00:08:39,688 --> 00:08:43,858 I called in my brother to help because no one here wants to see your battle 207 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:44,380 become a war. 208 00:08:44,386 --> 00:08:46,337 And Eric's really good at this, because you wanna 209 00:08:46,368 --> 00:08:48,893 believe that everybody has to be good at something. 210 00:08:50,466 --> 00:08:51,833 Thank you, tuba. 211 00:08:53,769 --> 00:08:57,772 Eric's also good at this because he completely knows how to talk to people. 212 00:08:58,908 --> 00:09:00,074 Right. 213 00:09:00,076 --> 00:09:01,776 Now... 214 00:09:02,845 --> 00:09:04,979 Which one of you is Riley's friend, Moesha? 215 00:09:08,484 --> 00:09:09,484 It's Maya. 216 00:09:09,486 --> 00:09:10,485 Oh, okay. 217 00:09:10,487 --> 00:09:11,920 So, what are you fighting about? 218 00:09:12,922 --> 00:09:13,922 She didn't take my side. 219 00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:17,759 I couldn't take her side based on what was said, which is the problem 220 00:09:17,761 --> 00:09:20,461 with this whole thing, because Maya is making too big of a deal 221 00:09:20,463 --> 00:09:21,796 of what was said. 222 00:09:21,798 --> 00:09:23,765 Uh-huh, okay. Okay. 223 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:25,099 Now, which one was she? 224 00:09:30,806 --> 00:09:32,874 She's the one who used to be my best friend. 225 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,742 Oh, I'm sorry, but your best friend 226 00:09:34,744 --> 00:09:36,778 is supposed to be the person you stand up for in front of people. 227 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:38,046 Okay... (Speaks gibberish) 228 00:09:38,048 --> 00:09:40,048 Look... listen, Riley. 229 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:43,885 (Sighs) Look, in Margie's point of view... 230 00:09:44,954 --> 00:09:46,788 Right and wrong don't matter. 231 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:48,957 There's nothing more important than the friendship. 232 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:51,759 I just can't side with her this time. 233 00:09:51,761 --> 00:09:53,895 This time we just can't go into candy cane world. 234 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,863 We can't just go skipping over the rainbow bridge 235 00:09:55,865 --> 00:09:57,031 with our underwear on our head. 236 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:59,867 Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing that again. 237 00:10:01,971 --> 00:10:04,038 When a real friend comes into your life, I mean... 238 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,941 If one true friend comes through this window, 239 00:10:06,943 --> 00:10:09,043 then sometimes to protect the friendship, 240 00:10:09,045 --> 00:10:11,112 then right and wrong, they have to go out the window. 241 00:10:11,114 --> 00:10:12,547 Do you understand? 242 00:10:12,549 --> 00:10:13,630 Both: No. 243 00:10:13,661 --> 00:10:17,952 Honey, I think Eric's employing a broad-based concept of value of friendship 244 00:10:17,954 --> 00:10:18,942 taking priority... 245 00:10:18,973 --> 00:10:21,986 I'm sorry, are you explaining something to me? 246 00:10:23,058 --> 00:10:24,158 No. 247 00:10:25,794 --> 00:10:26,842 - Yo, bozo. - Yes? 248 00:10:26,873 --> 00:10:31,032 A true friend always lets her friend know what she is really thinking. 249 00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:33,001 That is the definition of friendship. 250 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,837 Is there anybody here who could possibly disagree with that? 251 00:10:35,839 --> 00:10:37,972 Well, I think what Eric's trying... 252 00:10:37,974 --> 00:10:40,074 are you kidding me? 253 00:10:43,574 --> 00:10:46,014 Yeah, okay, you know what no one can argue with there, tomato? 254 00:10:46,016 --> 00:10:49,951 Um, when I finally hear what this argument is about, 255 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,020 and I fix it all up in like one second. 256 00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:53,222 Yeah, okay, Malala, come here. 257 00:10:57,092 --> 00:11:00,194 Now, I need you to tell us what this fight is about, so I can fix it. 258 00:11:02,598 --> 00:11:04,065 Lucas called me short. 259 00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:06,934 Fix it. 260 00:11:06,936 --> 00:11:08,836 Yeah, I can't fix that. 261 00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:14,108 Eric, I brought you in because you're the only one I know who can do the impossible. 262 00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:16,110 You're my big brother. 263 00:11:16,112 --> 00:11:17,845 Fix it. 264 00:11:24,853 --> 00:11:25,920 (Grunts) 265 00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:34,062 Okay, you know what? Fine. Stay a hobbit. 266 00:11:36,932 --> 00:11:38,099 I'll just fix this one. 267 00:11:43,939 --> 00:11:45,206 (Grunts) 268 00:11:50,145 --> 00:11:52,880 Okay, you know, I can't do anything if no one's gonna help. 269 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:57,018 Lucas called me a short little stack of pancakes, 270 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,953 and Riley didn't say I wasn't. 271 00:11:58,955 --> 00:12:01,622 And I don't want to be a short little stack of pancakes. 272 00:12:01,624 --> 00:12:02,957 Oh, boy. 273 00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:05,960 I don't think I'm gonna grow anymore. 274 00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:11,232 I might be done, too. 275 00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:29,050 What are the primary causes of war? 276 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,252 You may be wondering why I'm... 277 00:12:31,254 --> 00:12:33,087 not now. 278 00:12:35,257 --> 00:12:36,657 Freedom. 279 00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:38,092 - Religion. - Pancakes. 280 00:12:38,094 --> 00:12:39,127 You may be wondering why... 281 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:41,262 - Not now! - Ah... 282 00:12:44,026 --> 00:12:45,066 Can't we be friends again? 283 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,034 - We're at war, Riley. - Why? 284 00:12:47,036 --> 00:12:50,171 Because when I knew I could count on you to defend me, I felt at peace. 285 00:12:50,173 --> 00:12:51,145 Now, I'm not at peace. 286 00:12:51,176 --> 00:12:53,708 Maya, what's the difference what anybody says? 287 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:58,079 Because even if I am short, I never felt like I was until you didn't disagree. 288 00:12:59,081 --> 00:13:03,117 In any war, the immediate danger is escalation to other countries. 289 00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:04,285 It seems like this is about Riley and Maya. 290 00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:05,953 How could it escal... 291 00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:10,324 I get it now. 292 00:13:11,994 --> 00:13:15,096 Right. So, in order to avoid that, 293 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:19,167 the next step would be to bring in a mediating body, like the united nations. 294 00:13:19,169 --> 00:13:21,235 But, unfortunately, they said no, 295 00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:26,107 so I've decided to bring in a respected intellect from the north. 296 00:13:35,117 --> 00:13:36,350 (Whispers) Now, Eric! 297 00:13:39,054 --> 00:13:40,321 Oww! 298 00:13:44,259 --> 00:13:46,260 Now, what was I going to say? 299 00:13:46,262 --> 00:13:50,064 Kids: You may wonder what it is yeah? 300 00:13:50,066 --> 00:13:52,033 Kids: I'm doing here. 301 00:13:52,035 --> 00:13:53,201 Uh-huh. 302 00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:55,236 Who is this guy? 303 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:59,373 Well, this guy is my brother Eric, 304 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:02,109 and, to be honest, there's no one that I trust more 305 00:14:02,111 --> 00:14:03,344 when it comes to the art of mediation. 306 00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:05,112 Mediation. 307 00:14:05,114 --> 00:14:08,216 Sitting cross-legged going ohm... 308 00:14:09,351 --> 00:14:12,153 my legs are killing me. 309 00:14:15,357 --> 00:14:19,193 Right, so, it's certainly no secret that war has broken out among us. 310 00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:22,196 I thought it might be an interesting lesson for you guys to see 311 00:14:22,198 --> 00:14:26,067 how rational and caring people can bring war to an end. 312 00:14:26,069 --> 00:14:28,135 Dad, are you sure? 313 00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:31,105 Yeah. He's got this. 314 00:14:39,181 --> 00:14:41,182 Uh, Eric, Eric? 315 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,184 You do have this, right? I mean... 316 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:46,220 I know we mess around a lot, but the stakes are kind of high on this one. 317 00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:49,523 Look, I just wanna thank you for believing in me. 318 00:14:53,095 --> 00:14:55,096 - My brother. - My brother. 319 00:14:58,221 --> 00:15:00,902 Okay, I need there to be as many people around as possible for this. 320 00:15:00,904 --> 00:15:01,404 Why? 321 00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:03,253 Well, as mayor, I'm around other people all the time. 322 00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:05,281 When you begin to understand them, you get 323 00:15:05,312 --> 00:15:07,401 that everybody has the same thing in common. 324 00:15:08,377 --> 00:15:12,079 Now, here we have two friends at war. 325 00:15:12,081 --> 00:15:13,180 Why? 326 00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:14,348 Who fired the first shot? 327 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:17,118 I called Maya a short stack of pancakes. 328 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,087 Okay, now was that really the first shot, or did Maya call you anything 329 00:15:20,089 --> 00:15:21,122 to make you say that to her? 330 00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:22,334 She called me "huckleberry." 331 00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:25,389 There's also a possibility I may have called him "Ranger Rick" once. 332 00:15:26,328 --> 00:15:27,082 Once? 333 00:15:27,113 --> 00:15:30,127 Oh, yeah, "Ranger Roy" once, "Ranger Rick" is every day. 334 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,200 Oh, don't forget about "Bucky McBoing-Boing." 335 00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:35,136 Oh, that was a fun day. 336 00:15:35,138 --> 00:15:37,204 Oh, and she comes up to my face and goes, 337 00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,306 - Ha... - Hurr... 338 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,174 Like it's the way I talk. 339 00:15:40,176 --> 00:15:42,176 Oh. Okay, now why do you do that? 340 00:15:42,178 --> 00:15:43,277 Because he lets me. 341 00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:45,279 Oh. Well, why do you let her? 342 00:15:45,281 --> 00:15:47,281 Yeah, I'd like to know that myself. 343 00:15:47,283 --> 00:15:50,217 And all he do is call you a short stack of pancakes, and you're mad at him? 344 00:15:50,219 --> 00:15:52,219 I'm not mad at him. I'm mad at her. 345 00:15:52,221 --> 00:15:56,157 I'm sorry, Maya, but how can I possibly defend you from how tall you are? 346 00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:58,459 The same way I defend you from how tall you are. 347 00:15:58,461 --> 00:15:59,961 What? 348 00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:02,363 Let's say somebody here called you... 349 00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:04,265 I don't know, "Riley Superklutz." 350 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,399 What? 351 00:16:05,401 --> 00:16:07,201 It's okay, Riley. 352 00:16:07,203 --> 00:16:09,437 You know, maybe you got these big old gawky legs and arms 353 00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,906 that you're not really in such good control of yet. 354 00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:14,375 So, maybe sometimes you don't walk around so good. 355 00:16:14,377 --> 00:16:15,376 Do I do that a lot? 356 00:16:15,378 --> 00:16:17,878 No, but sometimes you do this. 357 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,146 (Laughing) 358 00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:21,415 Hey! Nobody laughs at her but me. 359 00:16:25,454 --> 00:16:29,323 I've never once heard anybody call me "Riley Superklutz." 360 00:16:29,325 --> 00:16:31,258 Because I've always had your back. 361 00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:34,228 That's how you all see me? 362 00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:35,463 Kids: Yeah. 363 00:16:36,898 --> 00:16:39,300 Okay, well, that kind of hurts. 364 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,434 Why does it hurt? 365 00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:42,203 Because it's true, Riley. 366 00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:43,766 Some of these things are true about us. 367 00:16:45,273 --> 00:16:46,340 But, you defended me? 368 00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:48,175 Of course I defended you. 369 00:16:48,177 --> 00:16:49,410 Even when it was true? 370 00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:50,511 It doesn't matter. 371 00:16:52,414 --> 00:16:53,948 Why? 372 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,216 Why what? 373 00:16:55,218 --> 00:16:56,350 Why doesn't it matter? 374 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,020 'Cause we're best friends. 375 00:16:59,022 --> 00:17:01,255 - I can't hear you. - Because we're best friends! 376 00:17:01,257 --> 00:17:03,557 I still can't hear you. Something's wrong! 377 00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:12,266 They're best friends, Eric. 378 00:17:12,268 --> 00:17:13,968 They realize that. 379 00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,336 You did it. 380 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,370 No. 381 00:17:16,372 --> 00:17:17,505 No? 382 00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,473 No, we knew that already. 383 00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:21,308 That's not it. 384 00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,210 This goes deeper. 385 00:17:23,212 --> 00:17:24,545 Do you think I'm a superklutz? 386 00:17:24,547 --> 00:17:26,313 Yeah. 387 00:17:26,315 --> 00:17:27,515 Do you think I'm super short? 388 00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:29,583 I think you're regular short. 389 00:17:32,254 --> 00:17:33,354 Thanks. 390 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:37,491 So, you knew that everybody was calling me this, but you didn't tell me? 391 00:17:37,493 --> 00:17:39,427 I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 392 00:17:39,429 --> 00:17:42,263 Well, that didn't work. 393 00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:47,301 I'd join you, but I'm already down here. 394 00:17:50,272 --> 00:17:52,440 What do you mean it goes deeper than that? 395 00:17:52,442 --> 00:17:54,575 You know, I've never admitted this before, 396 00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:57,311 but sometimes I wonder if my desire for world domination 397 00:17:57,313 --> 00:18:00,381 actually comes from deep down feeling like I'm squeaky the mouse. 398 00:18:01,216 --> 00:18:02,416 What makes you feel like that? 399 00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:03,551 - You do. - How? 400 00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:06,253 Just by being alive, you freak! 401 00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:08,355 I'm a freak? 402 00:18:08,357 --> 00:18:09,164 Look at you! 403 00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:12,423 Look at your freak face, and your freak hair. You make me sick! 404 00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:15,563 Hey, you think this is easy? 405 00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:17,431 You think it's easy being me every day? 406 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:18,632 (In unison) Shut up! 407 00:18:19,601 --> 00:18:21,268 Yeah, okay. 408 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,404 One dollar to look at the freak. 409 00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:26,340 Oh, be quiet, flat butt. 410 00:18:26,342 --> 00:18:27,608 What? 411 00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:31,312 Really? I had no idea. 412 00:18:36,051 --> 00:18:36,952 You got this? 413 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:40,554 Yeah, the people elected me mayor because they trust me with their issues. 414 00:18:40,556 --> 00:18:42,289 You mean political issues? 415 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,458 Nope. Don't know anything about those. 416 00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:50,297 No, they trust me with their people issues, which, it turns out everybody has, 417 00:18:50,299 --> 00:18:52,666 and they all seem to show up right about now. 418 00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:57,505 The enemy's not each other, guys. 419 00:18:57,507 --> 00:19:00,374 You're all going through the same thing. 420 00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:02,376 It's part of growing up. 421 00:19:02,378 --> 00:19:04,345 I'm a klutz. 422 00:19:04,347 --> 00:19:05,412 I'm a pancake. 423 00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:07,348 - Squeak. - Freak. 424 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,383 That's why it hurts to sit. 425 00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:15,523 Well, what a bunch of weirdos we are. 426 00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:24,398 Guess I'm just gonna have to get used to going through life looking up at people, 427 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,433 and people looking down at me. 428 00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:29,403 And I'm just going to sit here and never move. 429 00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:36,110 I think it's about going through life with the right attitude, girls. 430 00:19:36,112 --> 00:19:38,512 I mean, I think we need to recognize people for who they are, 431 00:19:38,514 --> 00:19:39,474 not what they look like. 432 00:19:39,481 --> 00:19:42,416 Because it's only our contribution to the world and to each other 433 00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:43,789 that gives us any real stature. 434 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:46,487 That's easy for you to say. Everybody looks up to you. 435 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:49,557 Because you're this brilliant, strong, Amazon warrior. 436 00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:53,360 Oh, really? 437 00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,129 Whoa, you're a shrimp. 438 00:19:55,131 --> 00:19:56,430 Yeah. 439 00:19:56,432 --> 00:19:57,881 - You've always been like this? - Yeah. 440 00:19:57,912 --> 00:20:00,467 - You're not just doing this for me? - No, Maya, this is me. 441 00:20:00,469 --> 00:20:02,436 But, you're the fiercest woman I know. 442 00:20:02,438 --> 00:20:03,272 And so are you. 443 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,637 Honey, a couple of short stacks of pancakes like us can do just fine. 444 00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:09,710 And a Superklutz! 445 00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:11,696 - Whoa! - Ugh... 446 00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:15,149 You feeling any better about yourself? 447 00:20:15,151 --> 00:20:16,483 Yeah. 448 00:20:16,485 --> 00:20:18,586 How about you, Riley? 449 00:20:18,588 --> 00:20:20,521 Yeah, she's unconscious. 450 00:20:27,596 --> 00:20:29,396 - Maya? - Riles? 451 00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:31,565 I think when there's a whole world of people out there 452 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:33,667 who might say something about who you are 453 00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:36,000 or the way you look, it's areal good idea to 454 00:20:36,031 --> 00:20:38,569 have friends who will defend you no matter what. 455 00:20:39,641 --> 00:20:41,609 I'm that from now on. 456 00:20:41,611 --> 00:20:42,483 Thank you, Riley. 457 00:20:42,514 --> 00:20:45,743 You're welcome, you fierce Amazon warrior. 458 00:20:47,182 --> 00:20:49,416 You know, if you just let me mess you up a little bit, 459 00:20:49,418 --> 00:20:51,452 I think you'd be a lot more relatable to people. 460 00:20:51,454 --> 00:20:53,487 Okay, go ahead. 461 00:20:58,727 --> 00:20:59,793 Okay? 462 00:20:59,795 --> 00:21:01,695 How did that make you better? 463 00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:05,799 Seriously, does it not hurt anyone else to sit? 464 00:21:07,702 --> 00:21:09,603 I owe you an apology, Eric. 465 00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:12,539 People who underestimate you are making a big mistake. 466 00:21:12,541 --> 00:21:14,475 Cory was right to have faith in you. 467 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:17,544 You really are a mature, normal human being. 468 00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:19,480 I am not! 469 00:21:20,715 --> 00:21:21,782 Never mind. 470 00:21:23,718 --> 00:21:25,719 Whoa, what's that? 471 00:21:25,721 --> 00:21:29,590 That's my Uncle Eric, mayor. 472 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,692 He's great with the issues. 473 00:21:31,694 --> 00:21:33,761 The people in France are lucky to have you. 474 00:21:35,597 --> 00:21:37,564 Yeah, I gotta say, you did really well for us. 475 00:21:37,566 --> 00:21:38,799 Thank you, Mordecai. 476 00:21:40,602 --> 00:21:42,469 You really know how to talk to people. 477 00:21:42,471 --> 00:21:43,737 Have you ever thought about taking over the world? 478 00:21:43,739 --> 00:21:45,773 World, you say? 479 00:21:45,775 --> 00:21:49,209 Yeah, uh, fortunately, the world has protective mechanisms in place 480 00:21:49,211 --> 00:21:50,678 that would never allow that to happen. 481 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,814 Yes. Fortunately. 482 00:22:00,322 --> 00:22:02,556 Scandal rocks Washington today, 483 00:22:02,558 --> 00:22:05,659 as Jefferson Davis Graham, long-time senator from New York 484 00:22:05,661 --> 00:22:12,533 did something so incredibly stupid, his chance at re-election is, like, zero. 485 00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:16,570 Unless they can somehow pull an even bigger blockhead out of the woods 486 00:22:16,572 --> 00:22:17,542 to run against him. 487 00:22:17,573 --> 00:22:20,738 But, even in American politics, that could never happen. 488 00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:24,578 We'll be back after this with sports and weather. 489 00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:26,580 Face it, we're finished. 490 00:22:26,582 --> 00:22:29,717 There isn't a guy in the universe couldn't beat our candidate right now. 491 00:22:29,719 --> 00:22:31,652 Too good. Winner. 492 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:34,521 Oh, he beats us. She beats us. 493 00:22:34,523 --> 00:22:36,590 Whoa! 494 00:22:36,592 --> 00:22:38,759 Lookie here, Chester. 495 00:22:40,562 --> 00:22:42,830 You're welcome, America. 496 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:47,430 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35636

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