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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,473 --> 00:00:07,275 Honey, this is our first year hosting the holidays. 3 00:00:07,277 --> 00:00:08,777 Is your mom gonna go easy on me? 4 00:00:08,779 --> 00:00:10,946 - You want comfort or truth? - Comfort. 5 00:00:10,948 --> 00:00:13,615 It's gonna be hideous. 6 00:00:13,617 --> 00:00:14,916 I said I want you to comfort me! 7 00:00:14,918 --> 00:00:17,853 It's gonna be hideous. 8 00:00:19,522 --> 00:00:23,225 It's Maya's first time with us, and I need the holiday to go good for her. 9 00:00:23,227 --> 00:00:25,761 Well, I need the holiday to be good for your mother. 10 00:00:25,763 --> 00:00:27,963 Liar! 11 00:00:27,965 --> 00:00:30,832 Liar! 12 00:00:30,834 --> 00:00:33,435 I need the holiday to be good for Shawn. 13 00:00:33,437 --> 00:00:35,337 Shawn's coming! 14 00:00:36,773 --> 00:00:37,839 (Intercom buzzes) 15 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:40,909 Shawn?! 16 00:00:40,911 --> 00:00:42,244 Maya: Maya! 17 00:00:42,246 --> 00:00:43,745 Shawn?! 18 00:00:43,747 --> 00:00:46,281 Aw, what's the matter? Your boyfriend's not here yet? 19 00:00:46,283 --> 00:00:48,283 He's not my boyfriend! 20 00:00:48,285 --> 00:00:52,487 Oh, then what are we going to do with this "Cory and Shawn 4-evah!" Ornament? 21 00:00:52,489 --> 00:00:53,456 Oh, that? 22 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:57,355 That goes right in front of the Cory and Topanga wedding ornament. 23 00:00:58,528 --> 00:00:59,895 My whole life. 24 00:00:59,897 --> 00:01:01,630 Auggie, wanna help with dinner? 25 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:05,400 I don't even think he exists. 26 00:01:05,402 --> 00:01:06,968 He's real, Maya. 27 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:09,237 I've known the guy my whole life, and he's real. 28 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:10,639 You're fun to play with. 29 00:01:10,641 --> 00:01:13,442 Riley, I got you a present. 30 00:01:13,444 --> 00:01:18,547 "A donation's been made in your name to the Maya new winter coat fund." 31 00:01:19,849 --> 00:01:21,016 Thank you, it's beautiful. 32 00:01:21,018 --> 00:01:22,284 I'm glad you like it. 33 00:01:22,286 --> 00:01:24,352 I never know what to get people. 34 00:01:24,354 --> 00:01:26,888 So, what's the deal on the mysterious Uncle Shawn? 35 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:29,357 I don't see him a lot. 36 00:01:29,359 --> 00:01:30,892 I don't think he likes me. 37 00:01:30,894 --> 00:01:31,394 Riley. 38 00:01:31,398 --> 00:01:33,261 How could someone not like you? 39 00:01:33,263 --> 00:01:34,696 Ask him and let me know. 40 00:01:34,698 --> 00:01:37,265 - (Intercom buzzes) - Shawn! 41 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:39,267 Alan: No, it's your parents. 42 00:01:39,269 --> 00:01:40,902 Rats! 43 00:01:40,904 --> 00:01:43,605 Let me explain how a speaker box works. 44 00:01:43,607 --> 00:01:46,374 Amy: These holidays are important to me, Alan. 45 00:01:46,376 --> 00:01:48,944 How much of a fiasco do you think it's gonna be? 46 00:01:48,946 --> 00:01:50,612 (Mouths) 47 00:01:50,614 --> 00:01:54,449 Alan: Let me explain how a speaker box works. 48 00:01:54,451 --> 00:01:56,418 Hideous already. 49 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,120 How about I throw this pot at you?! 50 00:01:58,122 --> 00:02:01,723 (Baby-talk) They don't think you're real, but I know you are. 51 00:02:04,026 --> 00:02:06,628 She tried to hurt you, Shawn. 52 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:09,364 (Theme music playing) 53 00:02:13,302 --> 00:02:15,303 I've been waiting 54 00:02:15,305 --> 00:02:17,606 for a day like this to come 55 00:02:17,608 --> 00:02:19,040 struck like lightning 56 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:21,877 my heart's beating like a drum 57 00:02:21,879 --> 00:02:25,614 on the edge of something wonderful 58 00:02:25,616 --> 00:02:28,717 face to face with changes 59 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:29,851 what's it all about? 60 00:02:29,853 --> 00:02:31,953 Life is crazy 61 00:02:31,955 --> 00:02:34,022 but I know I can work it out 62 00:02:34,024 --> 00:02:38,059 'cause I got you to live it with me 63 00:02:38,061 --> 00:02:42,097 I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world 64 00:02:42,099 --> 00:02:45,667 light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn 65 00:02:45,669 --> 00:02:47,502 I'm singing "go-o-o" 66 00:02:47,504 --> 00:02:50,572 oh oh oh oh 67 00:02:50,574 --> 00:02:53,608 take on the world, take on the world 68 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:56,111 take on the world take on the world 69 00:02:56,113 --> 00:02:59,147 take on the world, take on the world. 70 00:03:03,819 --> 00:03:05,053 (Doorbell rings) 71 00:03:05,055 --> 00:03:07,122 Grandpa, grandma! 72 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:12,727 (Quietly) Hello. 73 00:03:14,463 --> 00:03:15,997 Here's 10 bucks. Write me better. 74 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:17,132 Okay. 75 00:03:17,134 --> 00:03:18,366 Here's cookies. 76 00:03:18,368 --> 00:03:19,734 Thanks, here's 10 bucks. 77 00:03:19,736 --> 00:03:22,671 And... that's how you do that. 78 00:03:22,673 --> 00:03:24,940 Riley, Maya! 79 00:03:24,942 --> 00:03:26,541 Maya and Riley: Yay! 80 00:03:26,543 --> 00:03:27,976 - Topanga. - Hello. 81 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:31,112 I just know you are gonna pull off the most fantastic holiday. 82 00:03:31,114 --> 00:03:34,749 Oh, mom, I just heard you outside. 83 00:03:34,751 --> 00:03:38,019 - How? - I explained that to you. 84 00:03:38,021 --> 00:03:39,921 Well, now that it's out in the open, 85 00:03:39,923 --> 00:03:41,990 let's take a look at what you're doing wrong. 86 00:03:43,392 --> 00:03:44,726 (Chuckles weakly) 87 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:49,030 Ah, wow! Look at all these kids. 88 00:03:49,032 --> 00:03:51,499 It wasn't that long ago I had kids around the house. 89 00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:53,635 Yeah, it was just this morning, wasn't it, dad? 90 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:58,240 Oh, yeah yeah, you. 91 00:03:58,242 --> 00:03:59,574 Boing! 92 00:03:59,576 --> 00:04:01,409 Ha, that's my Uncle, Maya. 93 00:04:01,411 --> 00:04:03,478 Sweet, I would be your aunt. 94 00:04:04,981 --> 00:04:06,948 - Joshie! - Auggie! 95 00:04:06,950 --> 00:04:08,650 Come here. 96 00:04:08,652 --> 00:04:11,720 - Ah. - I love it up here! 97 00:04:11,722 --> 00:04:13,622 - My brotha'. - My brotha'. 98 00:04:13,624 --> 00:04:15,624 How's it possible we're brothers? 99 00:04:15,626 --> 00:04:18,093 Because... it's a surprise! 100 00:04:18,095 --> 00:04:20,095 Stop doing that. 101 00:04:20,097 --> 00:04:21,796 Aw, dad, so proud of himself. 102 00:04:21,798 --> 00:04:23,465 He gets into movies for like a quarter. 103 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:25,667 (Chuckles) 104 00:04:25,669 --> 00:04:27,602 - Uncle Josh. - Riley. 105 00:04:28,938 --> 00:04:30,138 Uncle Josh. 106 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:31,973 Uh... 107 00:04:31,975 --> 00:04:33,508 I'm not your Uncle, Maya. 108 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:36,111 Even better. 109 00:04:36,113 --> 00:04:38,213 Um... 110 00:04:38,215 --> 00:04:40,048 It's... it's been awhile. 111 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:41,950 - Sure has. - Well... 112 00:04:41,952 --> 00:04:43,118 Boy, you grew up gorgeous. 113 00:04:47,023 --> 00:04:49,858 You are not going to be my aunt. 114 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,661 I can't hear you 115 00:04:52,663 --> 00:04:55,130 Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-duh. 116 00:04:55,132 --> 00:04:57,999 Happy holidays, dad. I'm glad you could make it. 117 00:04:58,001 --> 00:04:59,934 Aw, thank you, Cory. 118 00:05:01,637 --> 00:05:04,005 Happy holidays, dad. I'm glad you could make it. 119 00:05:04,007 --> 00:05:05,507 (Laughs) 120 00:05:05,509 --> 00:05:07,208 Well, thank you, Auggie. 121 00:05:12,081 --> 00:05:14,149 (Indistinct conversation) 122 00:05:20,684 --> 00:05:22,724 Gee, cor, I thought you'd be more excited to see me. 123 00:05:22,726 --> 00:05:24,893 (Gasps) Yay! 124 00:05:24,895 --> 00:05:26,094 Ha-ha! 125 00:05:32,001 --> 00:05:33,935 I told you he was real! 126 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,042 I'm okay, I'm alive. 127 00:05:41,044 --> 00:05:42,677 (Deeply exhales) 128 00:05:45,915 --> 00:05:47,916 So, that's us, huh? 129 00:05:47,918 --> 00:05:49,551 So I've been told. 130 00:05:49,553 --> 00:05:52,053 Hey, Shawn. Am I cooler than you yet? 131 00:05:52,055 --> 00:05:54,122 Oh, not yet, but I'm getting nervous. 132 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:56,057 C'mere. 133 00:05:58,094 --> 00:05:59,828 Hey, Mrs. Cory. 134 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:01,896 Hey, Mr. Cory. 135 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:06,835 You two. 136 00:06:06,837 --> 00:06:08,670 How great is this? 137 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,672 My favorite person in the world... 138 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:11,840 And my wife. 139 00:06:15,144 --> 00:06:16,311 My whole life. 140 00:06:16,313 --> 00:06:18,847 Hey, Shawn. 141 00:06:18,849 --> 00:06:20,849 - How you doin'? - I keep movin', Mr. Matthews. 142 00:06:20,851 --> 00:06:22,584 We're glad you're here. 143 00:06:23,586 --> 00:06:24,819 Are you hungry? 144 00:06:24,821 --> 00:06:26,821 - Yeah. - Good luck with that. 145 00:06:26,823 --> 00:06:28,556 I am right here. 146 00:06:28,558 --> 00:06:30,625 (Topanga chuckles) 147 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,994 Hi, Uncle Shawn. 148 00:06:32,996 --> 00:06:36,164 Yeah... hey, kids. 149 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:40,969 "Yeah. Hey, kids." 150 00:06:40,971 --> 00:06:43,204 It's getting better. Last time it was just... 151 00:06:45,608 --> 00:06:47,041 Maybe he's just not a big talker. 152 00:06:47,043 --> 00:06:48,576 Cor, time to talk. 153 00:06:48,578 --> 00:06:50,578 We got a lot to catch up on. 154 00:06:55,718 --> 00:06:57,118 So that's your dad's me? 155 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,219 - Uh-huh. - We're them? 156 00:06:58,221 --> 00:06:59,320 Uh-huh. 157 00:06:59,322 --> 00:07:00,655 I don't see it. 158 00:07:02,591 --> 00:07:03,992 So that's Riley's me? 159 00:07:03,994 --> 00:07:06,094 - Uh-huh. - They're us? 160 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:07,362 Uh-huh. 161 00:07:07,364 --> 00:07:09,097 I don't see it. 162 00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:12,100 Hey, Shawn, come on. 163 00:07:12,102 --> 00:07:13,902 Why don't you move back to the city? 164 00:07:13,904 --> 00:07:15,603 The apartment above us is for rent. 165 00:07:15,605 --> 00:07:19,240 Cor, this is real life, not a TV show. 166 00:07:19,242 --> 00:07:21,676 I'm not your wacky neighbor. 167 00:07:21,678 --> 00:07:23,678 But you could be. 168 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,713 It's "the Cory and Shawn show." 169 00:07:25,715 --> 00:07:28,716 Cory and Shawn in the b-I-ig city 170 00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:30,952 And nobody talks but them 171 00:07:32,054 --> 00:07:34,789 I'll be a cop and you run the deli 172 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:36,024 And nobody talks 173 00:07:36,026 --> 00:07:38,092 Both: but them! 174 00:07:41,163 --> 00:07:42,297 I wanna talk to you. 175 00:07:42,299 --> 00:07:44,732 Did you not just hear our song? 176 00:07:45,901 --> 00:07:47,135 What's that? 177 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:48,903 That's Maya. She thinks she's tough. 178 00:07:48,905 --> 00:07:50,238 - Scram. - Okay. 179 00:07:54,043 --> 00:07:55,844 I've heard stories about you. 180 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:57,879 You're great in the stories. 181 00:07:57,881 --> 00:08:00,415 I don't see it yet. (Sighs) 182 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:02,150 - Okay. - Riley and I are 183 00:08:02,152 --> 00:08:03,818 the best friends on this planet. 184 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:04,614 Well, that's cute. 185 00:08:04,645 --> 00:08:07,789 'Cause Cory and I are the best friends in all of existence. 186 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,158 Which includes your little crummy planet. 187 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,061 Cory and I finish each other's... 188 00:08:13,063 --> 00:08:14,295 Sentences! 189 00:08:16,732 --> 00:08:18,366 Yeah? That all you do? 190 00:08:18,368 --> 00:08:19,734 Because Maya... 191 00:08:19,736 --> 00:08:20,735 - And I... - Can read... 192 00:08:20,737 --> 00:08:22,070 - Each other's... - Minds. 193 00:08:22,072 --> 00:08:22,592 Ready? 194 00:08:22,623 --> 00:08:24,672 What am I thinking of? One, two, three! 195 00:08:24,674 --> 00:08:25,673 Both: Pizza! 196 00:08:25,675 --> 00:08:26,741 One, two, three, clouds! 197 00:08:26,743 --> 00:08:28,142 One, two, three, Farkle! 198 00:08:29,912 --> 00:08:31,379 (Scoffs) Yeah, right. 199 00:08:31,381 --> 00:08:32,914 Like we can't do that. 200 00:08:32,916 --> 00:08:33,948 We can't. 201 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:34,949 One, two, three! 202 00:08:34,951 --> 00:08:37,018 - Rainbows! - Can't do it! 203 00:08:38,854 --> 00:08:41,122 That's pretty impressive. You're still not me and Cory. 204 00:08:41,124 --> 00:08:42,957 Why do you make Riley feel bad? 205 00:08:46,328 --> 00:08:47,462 I don't mean to. 206 00:08:47,464 --> 00:08:49,430 Well, you do. 207 00:08:49,432 --> 00:08:52,100 And that's not cool with me. 208 00:08:52,102 --> 00:08:54,802 'Cause I'm her best friend. 209 00:08:54,804 --> 00:08:57,171 So I just wanted to tell you that. 210 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:01,376 Hey. 211 00:09:01,378 --> 00:09:04,245 Maybe you are like me and Cory. 212 00:09:13,055 --> 00:09:15,156 Hold this, will you? 213 00:09:15,158 --> 00:09:16,925 Should we be doing this? 214 00:09:16,927 --> 00:09:19,193 - Absolutely. - (Snoring softly) 215 00:09:19,195 --> 00:09:23,298 What the difference between having a younger daddy and an older daddy? 216 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:26,467 Younger daddy doesn't fall asleep in the middle of of a party? 217 00:09:27,403 --> 00:09:29,904 (Snoring loudly) 218 00:09:29,906 --> 00:09:31,973 Yip yip yip yip yip... 219 00:09:36,478 --> 00:09:38,012 How could you possibly not like Riley? 220 00:09:38,014 --> 00:09:40,248 - Maya. - What is she talking about? 221 00:09:41,183 --> 00:09:44,052 Whenever you do come here, it's like you find some excuse 222 00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:46,287 not to talk to me and then you leave. 223 00:09:46,289 --> 00:09:49,123 I talk to you. I'm talking to you right now. 224 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:50,525 When's my birthday? 225 00:09:50,527 --> 00:09:52,060 What's my favorite color? 226 00:09:52,062 --> 00:09:53,895 Riley, that stuff doesn't matter. 227 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,130 It does matter. Tell us what you know. 228 00:09:56,132 --> 00:09:58,132 Girls... 229 00:09:58,134 --> 00:10:00,134 Shawn knows Riley's birthday. 230 00:10:00,136 --> 00:10:01,803 How do you know? 231 00:10:01,805 --> 00:10:03,137 He knows. 232 00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:05,173 Amy: What you got there? 233 00:10:05,175 --> 00:10:06,874 Butternut squash soup. 234 00:10:06,876 --> 00:10:09,043 My... my specialty? 235 00:10:09,045 --> 00:10:11,179 You... you made my specialty? 236 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:12,213 How could you make... 237 00:10:13,816 --> 00:10:17,986 because I wanted you to know that even though the holidays are here now, 238 00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:21,222 you will always have a part in putting them together. 239 00:10:23,058 --> 00:10:24,192 Tastes just like mine. 240 00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:26,094 That's because I used your recipe. 241 00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:29,797 In fact, I used your recipe to put together the whole day. 242 00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:31,332 Thank you. 243 00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:33,501 Thank you. 244 00:10:34,903 --> 00:10:36,104 Dinner, everybody! 245 00:10:36,106 --> 00:10:37,505 Mm! 246 00:10:45,914 --> 00:10:46,644 Five minutes?! 247 00:10:46,675 --> 00:10:49,250 That dinner took two days to cook. 248 00:10:49,252 --> 00:10:51,352 You animals ate it in five minutes! 249 00:10:52,388 --> 00:10:54,188 What's for dessert, mom? 250 00:10:54,190 --> 00:10:54,650 Nothin'! 251 00:10:54,681 --> 00:10:56,491 I want you to sit there for two days 252 00:10:56,493 --> 00:10:58,459 and think about that dinner you just devoured, 253 00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:00,828 and then maybe I'll give you a cupcake. 254 00:11:01,612 --> 00:11:03,132 Well, I thought it was great, Topanga. 255 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,066 Thank you. I don't get a lot of home-cooked meals. 256 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,201 How's the job going, Shawn? 257 00:11:07,203 --> 00:11:08,102 Oh, you do something? 258 00:11:08,104 --> 00:11:09,504 (Chuckles) Yeah. 259 00:11:09,506 --> 00:11:11,472 I write for a site called "hit the road." 260 00:11:11,474 --> 00:11:14,042 Go to a lot of different places and tell you if it's worth a weekend. 261 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:15,877 I... I go on that site. 262 00:11:15,879 --> 00:11:17,278 Restless little spirit, huh? 263 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,080 No, I just think about... 264 00:11:19,082 --> 00:11:20,982 - other places? - Sometimes. 265 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,116 Yeah... 266 00:11:22,118 --> 00:11:24,085 Yeah... 267 00:11:24,087 --> 00:11:26,220 You take the pictures too. 268 00:11:26,222 --> 00:11:28,890 I do. How'd you guess that? 269 00:11:28,892 --> 00:11:30,091 I draw pictures. 270 00:11:30,093 --> 00:11:31,592 - Yeah? - Yeah. 271 00:11:31,594 --> 00:11:34,529 I'm gonna say "yeah" last, okay? 272 00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:36,264 Very mature. 273 00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:38,900 Yeah... 274 00:11:38,902 --> 00:11:40,234 (Silently) 275 00:11:42,204 --> 00:11:44,872 Okay, that's it. When's my birthday, Uncle Shawn? 276 00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:47,508 He knows, Riley. 277 00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:49,210 You keep on saying that. 278 00:11:49,212 --> 00:11:51,412 Why won't he answer? What did I do? 279 00:12:01,557 --> 00:12:03,157 You're coming or what? 280 00:12:08,397 --> 00:12:10,198 December 8th. 281 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,432 What? 282 00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:13,301 Your birthday? 283 00:12:13,303 --> 00:12:15,203 That doesn't save you. 284 00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:18,206 I know her birthday, but I don't abandon my friends to hit the road. 285 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,173 Whoa. 286 00:12:19,175 --> 00:12:20,475 You think that's fair? 287 00:12:20,477 --> 00:12:22,343 I do. 288 00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:24,178 Then this is fair too. 289 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:26,147 What time was she born? 290 00:12:26,149 --> 00:12:27,281 How much did she weigh? 291 00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:28,416 How tall was she? 292 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:31,185 Both: Uh-oh. 293 00:12:31,187 --> 00:12:35,323 6:00 in the morning, seven pounds, four ounces, 21 inches. 294 00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:37,225 I was there all night. 295 00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:39,360 I was the first person to hold you after your parents. 296 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,063 You looked like this. 297 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,066 She still does. 298 00:12:48,504 --> 00:12:50,304 Why do you remember it all so well? 299 00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:52,106 It was the day I left New York City. 300 00:12:52,108 --> 00:12:54,175 City wasn't big enough for the both of you? 301 00:12:54,177 --> 00:12:56,477 When people get married and they have kids, 302 00:12:56,479 --> 00:12:58,379 sometimes their old friends who didn't keep up 303 00:12:58,381 --> 00:13:00,648 start to feel a little out of place. 304 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:03,151 Please don't make me the reason that you don't stick around. 305 00:13:03,153 --> 00:13:05,019 No, I'm the reason. It's on me. 306 00:13:05,021 --> 00:13:07,388 Your parents are the best people I've ever met in my life. 307 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:09,056 Then you should really love Riley. 308 00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:11,058 Because I love her. I mean... 309 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,960 She's exactly like her parents. 310 00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:19,500 He does love me. 311 00:13:19,502 --> 00:13:21,669 What? 312 00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:26,107 He loves my parents and I come from them, so he loves me. 313 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:29,076 He loves me so much that he can't even look at me. 314 00:13:29,078 --> 00:13:30,978 I'm right here. 315 00:13:37,252 --> 00:13:38,419 Look at me. 316 00:13:38,421 --> 00:13:40,321 I'm looking at you. 317 00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:43,724 (Deeply) Look at me... 318 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,994 What? 319 00:13:48,063 --> 00:13:50,264 You're Cory with Topanga's hair. 320 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:53,201 You got lucky. 321 00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:55,203 (Girls giggle) 322 00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:58,072 Is it okay if I say something scary? 323 00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:03,077 I hardly think a 13-year-old girl can say anything that would scare me. 324 00:14:03,079 --> 00:14:07,348 Every time you see me, does it remind you of what you don't have? 325 00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:09,016 Check! 326 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:14,789 Get in there! 327 00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:18,192 Uh, Riley, you do not command a grown man. 328 00:14:18,194 --> 00:14:20,628 - You! - Who, me? 329 00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:22,697 Both of you. Go to my room. 330 00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:26,234 (Sighs) 331 00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:29,203 This would never happen on "the Cory and Shawn show." 332 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,208 What does she want from us? 333 00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:37,245 This is Riley and Maya's spot. 334 00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:38,279 They just sit here? 335 00:14:38,281 --> 00:14:39,614 For hours. 336 00:14:39,616 --> 00:14:42,216 They just sit and pour their hearts out. 337 00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:46,754 Tell him how you feel right now. 338 00:14:49,324 --> 00:14:51,459 - I missed you, Shawn. - I missed you more. 339 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,227 I missed you something fierce. 340 00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:57,098 Boy, this window's powerful. 341 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,166 Wait... wait a minute. 342 00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:00,902 She's got you trapped in your own home? 343 00:15:00,904 --> 00:15:03,104 Oh, it's not just her. It's all of them. 344 00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:05,172 You lost it, pal. 345 00:15:05,174 --> 00:15:06,340 Oh, yeah, good luck. 346 00:15:06,342 --> 00:15:07,508 Like that's gonna work. 347 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,210 Ah... 348 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,611 And you're back. 349 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,382 Yeah yeah, they might be as good as us. 350 00:15:14,384 --> 00:15:16,751 Look, you, I know when I'm being set up. 351 00:15:16,753 --> 00:15:19,153 I know when I'm in the middle of somebody's scheme. 352 00:15:20,088 --> 00:15:22,623 Yeah, we were the king of schemes. 353 00:15:26,662 --> 00:15:28,229 We were kings. 354 00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:31,232 Look at us, Shawnie. 355 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,700 What's the scam, little girl? 356 00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:35,336 Why did you really move out of the city? 357 00:15:35,338 --> 00:15:38,372 Are you doing this to keep me and Cory together? 358 00:15:38,374 --> 00:15:40,574 'Cause we're fine. We don't need this. 359 00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:42,276 I know that. 360 00:15:42,278 --> 00:15:45,313 I have my eye on a much bigger prize. 361 00:15:49,018 --> 00:15:52,820 Cor, don't take this the wrong way, but your daughter's a strange little bird. 362 00:15:52,822 --> 00:15:56,857 Shawn, why did you really move out of the city? 363 00:15:56,859 --> 00:15:59,293 (Deeply sighs) 364 00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:02,163 You were preoccupied with your wife and your bird. 365 00:16:03,231 --> 00:16:05,132 I was not preoccupied. 366 00:16:05,134 --> 00:16:06,400 How long have I been away? 367 00:16:06,402 --> 00:16:08,669 - Three weeks. - 13 years. 368 00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:12,273 Cory, life changed when you had the kids. 369 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,141 I don't know how to be the cool Uncle. 370 00:16:14,143 --> 00:16:15,412 (Door opens) 371 00:16:15,443 --> 00:16:19,146 Oh. Well, we interrupt two grown men 372 00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:21,782 in a girl's bedroom window for this special announcement. 373 00:16:21,784 --> 00:16:23,918 Mom says to come down to open presents. 374 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,821 We now return to two grown men in a girl's bedroom window. 375 00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:29,557 They're two grown men 376 00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:30,891 In a girl's bedroom window 377 00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:33,394 And nobody thinks that's weird. 378 00:16:33,396 --> 00:16:34,495 A-wink. 379 00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,366 I would never watch that show. 380 00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:44,338 See? Cool Uncle's already taken. 381 00:16:45,774 --> 00:16:47,708 Ladies. 382 00:16:51,947 --> 00:16:53,247 Oh. 383 00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:55,182 Excuse me, do I have the right house? 384 00:16:57,452 --> 00:16:58,519 Minkus? 385 00:16:58,521 --> 00:17:00,621 Yes. 386 00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:03,224 Cory, what's this here? 387 00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:04,725 (Chuckles) 388 00:17:04,727 --> 00:17:07,528 Shawn, this is Farkle Minkus. 389 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,263 Get out of here! 390 00:17:09,265 --> 00:17:11,465 I'm Stuart Minkus' son. 391 00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:13,434 Minkus reproduced?! 392 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:16,537 (Laughs) Yeah. 393 00:17:16,539 --> 00:17:18,205 (Laughs) What do you think? 394 00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:21,208 He was cloned in a lab or something? (Laughs) 395 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,676 Look at him. 396 00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:29,450 Huh. 397 00:17:29,452 --> 00:17:33,587 Farkle, have you ever actually seen your birth certificate? 398 00:17:33,589 --> 00:17:35,656 Huh. 399 00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:40,995 If you'll excuse me, I have some questions I need to take care of. 400 00:17:44,299 --> 00:17:45,299 Wow. 401 00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:47,001 I mean, even Minkus? 402 00:17:49,971 --> 00:17:51,272 Hey, cor. 403 00:17:51,274 --> 00:17:53,607 Yeah? 404 00:17:53,609 --> 00:17:55,676 What's it like to have children? 405 00:17:57,012 --> 00:18:00,815 Shawn, my life began when I had Riley. 406 00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:02,817 (Exhales) 407 00:18:04,019 --> 00:18:06,887 Riley's right. 408 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:09,023 I moved out of the city because every time I came here 409 00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:11,859 it reminded me of what I didn't have. 410 00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:16,964 Shawn, find someone. 411 00:18:16,966 --> 00:18:19,033 Begin your life. 412 00:18:20,302 --> 00:18:21,368 Thank you. 413 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:22,937 You have served your purpose. 414 00:18:22,939 --> 00:18:24,939 Wait. What are you doing? 415 00:18:24,941 --> 00:18:26,807 Wait, what are you doing? 416 00:18:26,809 --> 00:18:28,008 (Sighs) 417 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,479 Ask him about his parents. 418 00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:34,949 Riley. 419 00:18:37,018 --> 00:18:38,352 Look at them. 420 00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:41,789 They're us. 421 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,457 (Exhales) 422 00:18:43,459 --> 00:18:44,925 (Exhales) 423 00:18:44,927 --> 00:18:46,927 Come here. 424 00:18:46,929 --> 00:18:48,062 Was this your idea? 425 00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:50,064 What do you think? 426 00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:53,667 I think you are the new king. 427 00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:57,071 Yeah. Well, I did learn from the best. 428 00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:59,106 Uh, Cory? 429 00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:02,309 - What's going on? - Riley, what are you trying to do here? 430 00:19:02,944 --> 00:19:04,945 You got this, buddy. 431 00:19:04,947 --> 00:19:07,014 You got this, buddy. 432 00:19:13,822 --> 00:19:16,323 Okay, fine. So, what about your parents? 433 00:19:16,325 --> 00:19:18,325 Okay, fine. Um... 434 00:19:18,327 --> 00:19:20,828 My dad was in and out half the time. 435 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,830 I got half a mom. 436 00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,965 Well, my mom took off when I was a kid. 437 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:27,368 My dad has another family. 438 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:30,804 I would never let anybody grow up like that. 439 00:19:30,806 --> 00:19:32,740 You wouldn't? 440 00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:34,008 No. 441 00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:35,910 Oh. 442 00:19:37,646 --> 00:19:38,646 You wouldn't? 443 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:40,548 No. 444 00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:45,886 Oh. 445 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,428 Topanga. 446 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:57,731 We had an amazing childhood together. 447 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,368 But it's over now. 448 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:03,003 It's better now. 449 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:06,206 This family you've given me... 450 00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:09,810 Topanga, it's everything. 451 00:20:11,947 --> 00:20:13,480 Am I everything to you? 452 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:16,584 My whole life. 453 00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:22,056 Aw, Cory. 454 00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:24,758 There is no greater gift than hearing you say that. 455 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,727 What else could you have possibly gotten me? 456 00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:29,063 A massage at the spa and gift certificates 457 00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:30,864 for going out to dinner all next week. 458 00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:32,866 Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. 459 00:20:34,402 --> 00:20:35,736 So, what did you get me? 460 00:20:37,005 --> 00:20:38,439 Same thing! 461 00:20:41,977 --> 00:20:45,679 Good husband, good father... 462 00:20:45,681 --> 00:20:46,814 Good son. 463 00:20:46,816 --> 00:20:47,881 Good for you. 464 00:20:49,451 --> 00:20:51,719 Thanks, dad. 465 00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:53,087 I had you at your best. 466 00:20:53,089 --> 00:20:54,655 - Mm. - No. 467 00:20:54,657 --> 00:20:57,157 No, I have him at his best. 468 00:20:57,159 --> 00:20:58,759 (Cory and Alan chuckle) 469 00:20:58,761 --> 00:21:00,094 Surprise. 470 00:21:02,664 --> 00:21:06,000 So, listen, I have an assignment next weekend 471 00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:08,135 up in Columbia county, upstate New York. 472 00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:09,570 It's beautiful up there. 473 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:10,971 We're gonna miss you, Shawn. 474 00:21:10,973 --> 00:21:12,706 Well, maybe not. 475 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,875 'Cause I was thinking... 476 00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:17,578 Maybe you might wanna come? 477 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,946 All of us? 478 00:21:18,948 --> 00:21:21,148 I wouldn't have it any other way. 479 00:21:22,217 --> 00:21:23,784 You know... 480 00:21:23,786 --> 00:21:25,886 Here it comes. 481 00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:29,123 I never go anywhere without my best friend. 482 00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:32,793 Yeah, that's not a bad way to grow up. 483 00:21:32,795 --> 00:21:35,129 So... 484 00:21:35,131 --> 00:21:36,830 Maybe you would like to invite Maya? 485 00:21:37,832 --> 00:21:40,100 Oh, you mean her? 486 00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:43,604 Oh, what do you say, kid? 487 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:44,605 You wanna come? 488 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,940 Yeah. 489 00:21:46,942 --> 00:21:48,208 You're invited too. 490 00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:50,644 Cool. 491 00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:53,647 Oh, boy. 492 00:21:53,649 --> 00:21:56,116 (All chuckle softly) 493 00:21:59,321 --> 00:22:02,222 Riley, this is for you. 494 00:22:03,224 --> 00:22:05,492 - Your camera? - I got a few. 495 00:22:05,494 --> 00:22:07,961 But I figured with Maya being good at drawing pictures, 496 00:22:07,963 --> 00:22:09,263 maybe you'd be good at taking them. 497 00:22:09,265 --> 00:22:11,865 Yeah, now you guys can be inspired together. 498 00:22:11,867 --> 00:22:13,867 Yeah. Good old friends 499 00:22:13,869 --> 00:22:16,003 should never be apart too long. 500 00:22:16,005 --> 00:22:17,104 New friends either. 501 00:22:17,106 --> 00:22:18,172 Yeah. 502 00:22:18,174 --> 00:22:21,141 - Yeah... - Yeah. 503 00:22:22,911 --> 00:22:24,078 Okay. 504 00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:28,678 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33710

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