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Ancient Greece...

What that? What that that?

- What thi-this?
- This is a present.

- Is it for me?
- What's your game, Matthews?

Game? I mean no game.

I just want to know who
here wants this present.

Oh, Maya, what?

You assume by playing hard to get,

- I'm gonna give it to you?
- Well, yes.

That's one of the many arrows in my quiver.

(Shudders)

Medieval talk... what are
you doing to me, woman?

- Riley.
- Yay!

"The trojan horse"?

- Surprise.
- This isn't a present.

This is one of your life lessons
wrapped up in a class lesson

wrapped up in a box of nothing.

- How you doing, honey?
- I'ma worked up.

I know.

You assumed because it
was all neat and pretty

that something good was inside.

Ancient Troy was protected by walls.

The greeks couldn't get in,

so they built a big wooden
horse and left it behind.

What do you think the trojans did?

They left it there because they were afraid

that somebody was trying
to teach them something.

They captured it as a
trophy and brought it inside.

That night, the Greek soldiers
crawled out of the horse

and defeated Troy.

What have we learned here?

- Mr. Friar?
- Don't make assumptions

based on what you see?

Riley, listen, I'm sorry
I made an example of you.

- So here's a gift for you.
- Ooh... no!

I want to... no! Pretty ribbon... no!

- I'll take my chances with that, sir.
- No, Lucas.

You have to assume it was no good
because the first one was no good.

- Aren't you all proud of me, dad?
- No!

- "Get out of detention free."
- Ooh, I could use one of those.

Gimme that and I won't call
you "ranger Rick" all week.

- Here you go.
- Thanks, ranger Roy.

Lemme guess.

Ranger Roy is filling in for ranger Rick?

All week. And now... you.

Oh, is something gonna happen to me?

Yes, it is. (Scatting)

D-d-d-detention

But not today. Boom!

- Read the card.
- Huh?

Card.

"Say 'get out of detention
free' then give worthless card

to Maya then watch her dance on my desk."

Never assume.

Look more deeply.

Just because something
is wrapped up all pretty,

doesn't always mean it is.

You were in on this!

I'm ranger Roy and I'll be here all week.

Oh-ho-ho.

(Theme music playing)

I've been waiting

for a day like this to come

struck like lightning

my heart's beating like a drum

on the edge of something wonderful

face to face with changes

what's it all about? Life is crazy

but I know I can work it out

'cause I got you to live it with me

I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world

light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn

I'm singing
"go-o-o"

oh oh oh oh

take on the world, take on the world

take on the world, take on the world

take on the world,
take on the world.

...in conclusion, school
uniforms reduce individuality

which will be unnecessary in the real world

when you're all working for me.

Thank you. I am Farkle!

- I don't understand debate.
- I say you do.

Okay.

I like debate... exploring
two sides of the same thing...

good and bad, light and dark,

right in front of you at the same time.

Where else are you gonna get that?

Oh, right here. Look at you.

And now from Einstein academy,

"undefeated this season,

72 pounds of raw intellectual power!

She is who your mama
wishes she gave birth to!"

The one, the only...

Smackle!

(Rock music playing)

(Music stops)

You goin' down, chump.

Wearing a uniform makes
you surrender to conformity

and sacrifices uniqueness, which
is our most valuable freedom.

Don't let anybody tell you what to wear.

Don't let anybody tell you what to be.

Smackle, the one and only, out.

Well, before I announce the winner,

let me remind you all that
our final debate of the season

will be held right here next week,

where our thought-provoking topic will be

"is beauty only skin deep?"

Great, thank you.

So the winner

of today's debate is...

Isadora Smackle,

Einstein academy.

It looks like our debate
team could use some help.

Yeah, Smackle's definitely got game.

She beats Farkle every time.

You think he's gotten used to it by now?

(Groaning) It hurts.

Nope. Good thing we're there for him.

Being there for him is the most
important thing we can be...

- melon balls.
- Ooh.

Valiant effort as usual, my arch-Nemesis.

Perhaps a smoothie would take the
sting out of my latest victory.

Yeah. Perhaps you're right.

I'll go see.

Smackle, you fool. You
forgot how literal he is.

Farkle, I meant

would you like to get a smoothie with me?

Isadora, what part of
"arch-Nemesis" do you not understand?

Farkle, you might find
this hard to believe,

but I am a significant amount of fun.

Would you like to see my fun face?

That would be of interest to me.

- Proceed.
- I'm doing it!

Well, Farkle, good job
being smart and everything.

Thanks for coming, Riley. Sorry
you had to see me lose again.

Wonderful debate, Farkle.

A memory that will live with me
right up until the next thing happens.

Well, Smackle, good job
being smart and everything.

(Robotically) I am sad.

What?

Farkle and I are perfect for each other.

- Why does he prefer you?
- I don't know.

If I knew, I'd stop.

Well, there's nothing left to do now

but get a smoothie all alone and
continue this good cry I'm having.

- You're crying?
- Yes.

A-wah
a-wah.

I don't think that's actually...

(louder)
A-wah a-wah...

(Mumbles gibberish)

Look, I am going to ask you something

really fast and then
I'm going to regret it.

You wanna come to my house?

Ooh.

Yes, I would like to come to your house.

There is much I can learn from you.

Oh, no! I already have a weird friend.

She means me.

- Auggie?
- Why-y-y?!

Does this have something
to do with... ucch... Ava?

Ava!

Even when I think of her backwards

she's still Ava!

Okay, tell me what happened right now.

She's through with me.

Oh! Yay!

Even when I think of it
backwards it's still yay!

Okay, tell me what... ucch... Ava did.

(Hyperventilating) She said we might not

be together for the rest

of our lives!

Okay, deep breath, honey.

She thinks there could be...

Others.

Honey, of course. That's only natural.

No, it's not.

You're supposed to meet
somebody and fall in love

and be together forever.

Oh, honey, who put that
crazy idea in your head?

You and daddy.

Huh. I wonder how many people the
idea of Cory and Topanga has ruined.

Me!

Why do I have to be a part of your campaign

to befriend every little woodland creature?

Which woodland creature am I in your mind?

You're like a little gopher...

Chipmunk combo deal.

Maya, Smackle needs our help.

Yes. I need you to teach
me the equation for beauty.

- Why?
- Smackle loves Farkle.

Why?

But he prefers you both to me

because you're both aesthetically pleasing.

I, on the other hand, am
less aesthetically pleasing,

but am superior in every other area.

Okay, so you want us to make you beautiful?

Yes, but I don't expect
you to be able to change

a trillion years of
evolution in five seconds.

Let me know when it's four seconds.

Go.

I'm... pretty?

You're the hottest little
gopher-chipmunk in the whole forest.

Who's the genius now?

(Unison) Stop it.

My outward appearance
now seems to represent

the current trends agreeable
to the general populace.

Then why are you still talking like
you don't know what you look like?

Ah, my speech. That's an easy fix.

- I don't think so.
- Awesome,

like, giggle, question, omigosh.

Do you wanna lay that
out again for us normals?

Observations reveal that if
I merely insert "awesome,"

"like," "omigosh," and giggle at
everything like it's a question,

I will assimilate into the
general teenage population.

(Snickers) It's not that easy, Smackle.

- E=mc2.
- What did you do that for?

Like "e" totally equals m.C.Squared!

(Giggles) Omigosh, awesome!

- E=mc2.
- I understand the universe.

(Mimic explosion)

Is this debate team?

No, it's the after-school
male models' club.

- Ha!
- Ha!

I want to join.

(Weakly) Ha!

Shouldn't you be out hitting
a home run or something?

We don't debate sports or cars.

Gentlemen, you're making assumptions,

and my current assignment is
to consider how assumptions

lead to our ultimate downfall.

So let's not judge a book by its cover.

Looks like a book about baseball.

Lucas is my friend. Welcome to the team.

- Ladies.
- Farkle.

Maya, why are you wearing glasses?

They're Smackle's. I'm
just holding them for her...

On my face.

We want to see if people
will treat Maya differently

now that she looks smart.

Hello, suddenly-approachable-woman.

What's your prescription?

Mine's 20/800. I can
basically only hear you.

I don't have a prescription.
Although I must say,

you guys are looking a lot less blurry.

That's the nicest thing
any girl's ever said to us.

I liked you better blurry.

That's the second nicest
thing a girl's ever said to us.

I think you look nice
any way you are, Maya.

Thanks. You wanna go out with us?

Out like "out on a date"?

Aw, no. Out like out
there with me and Riley

because there's someone else
we want to introduce you to.

Yep. We think you'll really like her.

I have a very specific
taste in girls. Is she one?

- Uh-huh.
- That'll do it!

Presenting your date from the
modeling runways of Paris, France...

the new face of geek chic...

(French accent) Isadora Smackle.

Wow.

You made her over?

You know, just us girls playing
with our hair and clothes.

Are you finally intrigued by me, Farkle?

I'm intrigued that my friends don't realize

- that you are an evil genius.
- (Chuckles)

But a pretty evil genius, don't you think?

This is debate preparation, isn't it?

What?

The next debate is "is
beauty only skin deep?"

Smackle doesn't want to be like you guys.

Smackle only wants to win.
You ladies have been played.

- Is this true, Smackle?
- Affirmative.

Riley, do I please have your
permission to mess her up now?

Negative.

Smackle, did you assume this
outward change in your appearance

- would not affect your inner self?
- Of course it won't.

I am Smackle.

But look, four red nails and one blue one.

I don't know why.

That said, how could any outward change

possibly affect the inner Smackle?

Hi, guys.

Wow, Smackle, you look great.

(Giggles)

Did that just come from me?

Smile at her.

Omigosh.

Omigosh, I just said "omigosh."

Like, awesome. Question?

Are you okay, Smackle?

I don't understand what's happening to me.

Why don't you sit next to her, Lucas?

No one that's ever looked like
you has ever sat this close.

Are you sitting here because
you want to be my mate?

I'm sitting here because
the seat was empty.

- You smell like pine trees.
- Thank you.

- Our feet are touching.
- You're doing that.

Hmm. Smackle, would you mind telling me,

what is the square root of 36?

- Who cares?
- Excellent.

Lucas is on our debate team.
Will that be a distraction to you?

Should be, yeah.

Good. Let's go.

We've got a debate to prepare for.

What have you done to me?

I'm broken. I'm pretty.

I'm confused.

We can put you back.

Oh, I'm not goin' back!

I'm not that confused.

- Hi, Auggie.
- Hi, Farkle.

Riley's not home.

So what are you doing
sitting in the bay window?

I just wanted to see if sitting in
the window would fix my woman trouble.

Riley always sits in the window.

But I think it only works for her.

What happened?

Ava said we might not
be together forever.

And you expected that you would be?

Yes, because I'm only this many

and I still have high hopes.

If you like her, she
must be really something.

Oh yeah, she's really something.

You know, Farkle, we have a front door.

I know, but I'm here on business.

Okay, who's first?

I am.

Farkle, do you have an appointment?

No, I'm a walk-in.

I'm sorry, Farkle. Feel free to read

one of our waiting room magazines.

We're jammed.

Go.

I want to be with Ava until I die.

- She doesn't feel the same way?
- She's vague, man.

She's messin' with my mind.

But it doesn't matter what she says,

it matters is what she does.

- Did she actually break up with you?
- No.

What?! Wait a minute.

Auggie, I assumed you guys broke up.

Oh, mom. You should never
assume. Didn't dad teach you that?

Yeah, don't you get the home
versions of these lessons?

- You're married to the guy.
- Of course I do.

There's just so many of them.

Oh no, I married feeny.

So how is Ava messin' with you?

She says we might not be together forever.

But she also says we might.

So you still have a girlfriend.

And I let you eat cake and whipped cream.

Hmm, so I had a pretty good day!

Next!

- Yes?
- I'm tortured.

What about?

Smackle's not gonna be
at her best at the debate.

- Why not?
- Because you made her better.

- Except you didn't.
- You want us to change her back?

If we do, Farkle, you'll lose the debate.

I only want to beat her
when she's really her.

She's the best arch-Nemesis
I could ever have.

Otherwise, if you beat her,

it doesn't count.

You're pretty smart, Maya.

Even without glasses?

- You promised you'd change her back.
- We tried.

- She wouldn't go for it.
- (Sighs)

I didn't want to win this way, Smackle.

I hope you enjoy being beautiful.

Oh, I do.

How the once-mighty have fallen.

The nation of Troy was charmed
by a beautiful wooden horse.

They neglected to consider what was inside.

And they lost everything
because of outer beauty.

Don't be fooled by a pretty wrapper.

I mean, who keeps the wrapping paper?

I wear ribbons.

Okay.

And our concluding statement
will be made by Lucas Friar.

There can be absolutely no debate

that the quest for outer
beauty at the expense

of one's inner self is a
road to personal destruction.

People make assumptions.

I've been labeled a jock and a cowboy,

and this is from my friends.

But here's a little secret.

I like school and I do pretty well.

You might look at me and
assume baseball player.

I look at me and I know
I'd better get good grades,

because what's on the inside
has to be more important

than what's on the outside
to get into a good college

and into a good life.

Because beauty is not skin deep.

Thank you.

Omigosh, I'm like so totally
unprepared and scared.

We finally got her.

Maybe that's what you
would assume I would say,

considering the effort
I put into my appearance.

Uh-oh.

I'm here to argue today

that beauty actually is skin deep.

So I've done some research

and I've learned...

That it is.

When you get compliments from people
who don't ordinarily compliment you,

when people look at you differently,

packaging does matter.

I wasn't pretty,

then I was.

This is a world where "pretty"

seems better somehow.

Which is too bad,

but it's not debatable.

However, I also learned

that if you get swept up by
what you are on the outside

you can lose who you are on the inside.

Even though it is easy to be fooled
by the beauty of a trojan horse,

its real power comes
from the army within...

intelligence, compassion,

integrity, courage.

That army is the real you,

no matter what you look like.

So even though beauty may be skin deep,

beauty is nowhere near as important

as the army inside.

And I'll try not to forget that.

Well, look at all of you.

You're all very deeply beautiful.

Especially you, Farkle.

Thank you.

- She beat us.
- Yeah.

Thank you for taking me in.

I hope we can be friends.

Cool.

We've got a lot to learn from each other.

I continue to not understand anything.

That's what's so beautiful about you.

Valiant effort, Lucas,

perhaps a smoothie would take the
sting out of my latest victory.

Whoa whoa, back off, sister.

I actually think that Smackle is

just enjoying some
newfound confidence, Riley.

You know me too well, arch-Nemesis.

She was using you to make Farkle jealous!

(Chuckles) Well, that's a new one.

Tell me the truth, Farkle.

If Riley and Maya weren't beautiful,

would you still love them?

They're beautiful?

Oh yeah,

I never really noticed.

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