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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,773 BARRY: No, no. 2 00:00:05,787 --> 00:00:07,887 Found the end of the line on those shell corporations. 3 00:00:07,922 --> 00:00:09,822 One of them has a P.O. box. 4 00:00:09,857 --> 00:00:11,791 Those look like stakeout PB and Js. 5 00:00:11,826 --> 00:00:12,858 Is that the right box? 6 00:00:12,894 --> 00:00:13,926 MAX: Yeah, that's our guy. 7 00:00:13,962 --> 00:00:15,595 - (TIRES SCREECHING) - Drone! 8 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:18,831 - (GUNFIRE) - (YELLING) 9 00:00:18,866 --> 00:00:22,723 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 10 00:00:22,971 --> 00:00:27,740 Mm-hmm. The wire passed through here. 11 00:00:27,775 --> 00:00:30,509 I can sense it. 12 00:00:30,545 --> 00:00:34,680 I'm also getting a very strong sense of grain. 13 00:00:34,716 --> 00:00:37,483 Grain, grain. That's great. Hey, Celeste, do... 14 00:00:42,464 --> 00:00:45,031 Hey, when your psychic friend is done here, 15 00:00:45,066 --> 00:00:47,167 do you think she could help me find the thermostat? 16 00:00:47,202 --> 00:00:49,035 I've been cold since, like, October. 17 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:51,304 I know it seems silly, 18 00:00:51,339 --> 00:00:54,040 but we used Celeste a few times back at the LAPD. 19 00:00:54,075 --> 00:00:56,376 She once found a five-year-old girl hiding 20 00:00:56,411 --> 00:00:59,245 in a storage closet in a condominium sales office. 21 00:00:59,281 --> 00:01:01,214 Her only clue was a dirty mitten. 22 00:01:01,249 --> 00:01:04,984 - How do you explain that? - She hid the girl? I don't know. 23 00:01:06,188 --> 00:01:08,021 Are you still at it, Elvira? 24 00:01:08,056 --> 00:01:10,156 Don't give him my bank account numbers, okay? 25 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:12,658 And, uh, if you can talk to people in hell, 26 00:01:12,694 --> 00:01:14,560 would you say hi to my dad? 27 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:17,697 (LAUGHS) You know, I'm thinking about bringing in a guy tomorrow 28 00:01:17,732 --> 00:01:19,699 who makes balloon animals. 29 00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:22,468 Yeah, maybe he can help you find your dignity. (LAUGHS) 30 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:24,770 CELESTE: I'm getting something. I'm-I'm getting... 31 00:01:25,565 --> 00:01:28,441 They're telling me, "Isabelle." 32 00:01:28,476 --> 00:01:32,126 It's a book with a character Isabelle. 33 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:33,707 No. 34 00:01:33,728 --> 00:01:35,828 Author? 35 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,437 - Mm. It's not clear. - Sometimes it's clear? 36 00:01:39,794 --> 00:01:42,479 What about that missing child thing that you've done? 37 00:01:42,504 --> 00:01:44,997 Can you just pretend that the guys that bugged our office 38 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:46,792 are missing children? Maybe that would work. 39 00:01:46,799 --> 00:01:48,993 Is there anything, anything else you're sensing? 40 00:01:49,018 --> 00:01:51,799 Well, I kept smelling green. 41 00:01:51,824 --> 00:01:53,316 MAX: See, that's interesting 42 00:01:53,341 --> 00:01:56,136 because green is a color, not an odor. 43 00:01:57,406 --> 00:01:58,875 I should go. 44 00:01:59,395 --> 00:02:00,846 Uh, let me see you out. 45 00:02:00,873 --> 00:02:04,494 Celeste, let us know if you have any luck finding Truman's cat. 46 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:06,494 You know, if you sense any ghost kitties 47 00:02:06,529 --> 00:02:08,596 haunting mice in the West Wing. 48 00:02:15,371 --> 00:02:18,602 Um, I don't suppose you could sign this? 49 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:19,991 It would be my pleasure. (CHUCKLES) 50 00:02:27,069 --> 00:02:28,019 Oh. 51 00:02:28,426 --> 00:02:31,194 Hey, what were you talking about, Truman's cat? 52 00:02:31,229 --> 00:02:33,162 What, you don't know about the cat? 53 00:02:33,198 --> 00:02:34,731 You people don't know about the cat? 54 00:02:35,044 --> 00:02:37,388 - It's a great story. - LAFREY: Let it go, Merv. 55 00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:38,477 It's bad for morale. 56 00:02:38,484 --> 00:02:40,034 No, no. I think they deserve to know 57 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:41,914 how their agency was created. 58 00:02:41,942 --> 00:02:43,295 So, President Harry Truman, 59 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,367 he had an American Shorthair named Lamar. 60 00:02:45,402 --> 00:02:50,138 Okay, one night in 1947, Lamar disappeared from his bed. 61 00:02:50,173 --> 00:02:53,725 So, Truman thought the cat was invisible. 62 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,889 Oh, good God, you're butchering the story. 63 00:02:55,924 --> 00:02:58,525 - MERV: What? - Okay, so Truman wanted the FBI 64 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,665 to investigate the case of the invisible cat. 65 00:03:00,697 --> 00:03:03,123 They didn't want to. They formed the Bureau Underground. 66 00:03:03,148 --> 00:03:05,215 70 years later, still no cat. 67 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:08,118 And here we are, working for Merv. 68 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:11,258 Well, thank you, Ava. That was inspired storytelling. 69 00:03:12,558 --> 00:03:13,824 You should do The Moth. 70 00:03:13,859 --> 00:03:16,360 - Thank you. - ANNIE: Celeste just told me 71 00:03:16,395 --> 00:03:17,528 that the cat's in the dumbwaiter 72 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:19,430 in the West Wing of the White House. 73 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,632 BARRY: Ooh, it's not too late to say a few words. 74 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:24,134 For many, Lamar was seen as an introvert... 75 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:25,287 I'll call the White House. 76 00:03:25,323 --> 00:03:26,565 Wait, you're actually calling the White House? 77 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:27,660 Yes, I am. 78 00:03:28,796 --> 00:03:30,341 She also said something else... 79 00:03:31,124 --> 00:03:33,224 but I don't know if I should say. 80 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:36,711 Ah, don't be that person who says, "Oh, I know this thing," 81 00:03:36,736 --> 00:03:38,836 and then don't say the thing. Nobody likes that person. 82 00:03:38,872 --> 00:03:41,606 - Yeah, tell us what the freaky lady said. - (OTHERS MURMURING) 83 00:03:41,641 --> 00:03:42,707 - Come on. - BARRY: Come on, come on. 84 00:03:42,735 --> 00:03:43,760 MAX: Come on, tell us, tell us. 85 00:03:43,774 --> 00:03:45,093 Okay! Okay. 86 00:03:46,796 --> 00:03:47,994 She said... 87 00:03:48,999 --> 00:03:51,651 that tonight one of us is gonna die on the way home. 88 00:03:52,636 --> 00:03:53,835 (LAUGHTER) 89 00:03:53,870 --> 00:03:55,923 - Really? - Right. 90 00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:57,771 Sounds like the kind of thing you should've kept to yourself. 91 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,347 Guys, we should totally trust her. 92 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,693 She smells colors. 93 00:04:00,716 --> 00:04:02,683 - I hope she dies. - DAVEY: I hope it's me. 94 00:04:03,121 --> 00:04:04,387 Yeah, it's silly. 95 00:04:04,423 --> 00:04:06,289 I'm-I'm sorry that I even said anything. 96 00:04:06,324 --> 00:04:09,729 She is just a lame, cash-grabbing psychic. 97 00:04:09,754 --> 00:04:12,750 So let's just pretend that I never said anything. 98 00:04:15,112 --> 00:04:17,014 Yeah, in the dumbwaiter shaft, yeah. 99 00:04:17,027 --> 00:04:19,386 Looking for a cat skeleton. 100 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,220 I'll keep holding. 101 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:25,561 - Is this yours? - No. 102 00:04:26,354 --> 00:04:27,942 MAX: It says here, "To Annie, 103 00:04:27,956 --> 00:04:30,156 may the spirit guide you. Celeste." 104 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,205 - Okay, fine. I enjoy her. - Hmm. 105 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,724 - I find her entertaining. - So you don't believe or...? 106 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:37,031 (CHUCKLES): No. Not really. 107 00:04:37,056 --> 00:04:38,277 I mean... (SIGHS) 108 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,280 Maybe a little. 109 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:43,671 - Mm-hmm. - And you? 110 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:46,026 There isn't a teensy, tiny part of you 111 00:04:46,051 --> 00:04:47,489 that thinks maybe she's right? 112 00:04:47,514 --> 00:04:50,301 Well, Annie, there is a chapter here called, 113 00:04:50,326 --> 00:04:53,460 "Science versus What I Know Is True," so... 114 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,860 You know, she told me something about you. 115 00:04:56,607 --> 00:04:58,530 No, no, no, see, I know what you're doing here. 116 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,599 You're trying to get me interested 117 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,568 in Celeste's bullcrap, 118 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,570 like someone's gonna die on the way home 119 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,550 or dead cats in the White House. 120 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:10,039 - It was pretty juicy. - I don't care. I really don't. 121 00:05:10,066 --> 00:05:12,660 You know what? I want you to never tell me what she said. 122 00:05:12,685 --> 00:05:15,188 That's how much I don't care. I don't care. 123 00:05:17,106 --> 00:05:19,040 LAFREY: Guys, they found a cat skeleton 124 00:05:19,075 --> 00:05:21,209 in the dumbwaiter in the West Wing. 125 00:05:21,244 --> 00:05:24,229 They also found a collar next to it with the name 126 00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:26,643 - "Lama" on it. - Lama? 127 00:05:26,738 --> 00:05:30,181 Yes, but there was a space after the last "A" 128 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,239 where the "R" could have been. 129 00:05:32,274 --> 00:05:34,007 - Lamar. - LAFREY: That's right. 130 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:35,934 That's right. 131 00:05:36,456 --> 00:05:37,469 ? ? 132 00:05:42,735 --> 00:05:45,527 Oh, come on you guys. Really? 133 00:05:45,552 --> 00:05:48,411 The fact that Celeste found a cat skeleton 134 00:05:48,436 --> 00:05:50,761 does not mean one of us is going to die tonight. 135 00:05:50,805 --> 00:05:53,226 I bet half her business is finding cat skeletons. 136 00:05:53,251 --> 00:05:54,517 And I bet half of that half 137 00:05:54,553 --> 00:05:56,938 is probably dead cats in dumbwaiters. 138 00:05:56,963 --> 00:05:59,874 I mean, dumbwaiters are cat flatteners, you guys. 139 00:06:00,001 --> 00:06:03,069 She is not a wizard. Leroy, am I right? 140 00:06:03,276 --> 00:06:04,737 Right. She's not a wizard. 141 00:06:04,772 --> 00:06:06,433 BARRY: I'm with Max. 142 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:09,996 She is no wizard. But might she be a witch? 143 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,067 DAVEY: I'm supposed to go to my daughter's birthday party tonight. 144 00:06:12,091 --> 00:06:14,124 Yeah, okay, and you still can, Davey. 145 00:06:14,159 --> 00:06:15,777 You can go. 146 00:06:19,718 --> 00:06:22,786 So, I've been thinking, and should I pass in the night, 147 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:25,249 I think it's important you know 148 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:27,013 that I tried to sleep with your boyfriend. 149 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:29,900 Now, in my defense, you were new here. 150 00:06:30,055 --> 00:06:32,389 Hey, that was some talk with Celeste, huh? 151 00:06:32,424 --> 00:06:35,125 - You okay? - Yeah. 152 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,531 She say anything else? 153 00:06:36,861 --> 00:06:38,928 - That's all I remember. - Think! 154 00:06:40,925 --> 00:06:43,204 She's usually way more specific, you know. 155 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,408 Leroy, the only thing that she said was one of you 156 00:06:45,437 --> 00:06:47,370 was gonna die tonight on the way home. 157 00:06:47,412 --> 00:06:48,781 - She didn't say who? - No. 158 00:06:48,806 --> 00:06:49,947 - How? - No. 159 00:06:50,116 --> 00:06:51,191 - When? - No. 160 00:06:51,216 --> 00:06:52,849 - Say what kind of car it was? - No. 161 00:06:52,874 --> 00:06:53,940 Were they driving? 162 00:06:53,975 --> 00:06:56,676 - Were their hands, like, ten and two? - No. 163 00:06:56,711 --> 00:06:58,077 - No. No. - Nine and three? 164 00:06:58,113 --> 00:06:59,595 - Four and eight? 12 and six? - No. 165 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,986 Leroy, I've told you everything that I know. 166 00:07:07,022 --> 00:07:09,094 Don't put any stock into this. 167 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:14,491 So I have pulled books either written by an Isabelle 168 00:07:14,516 --> 00:07:17,112 or with the name Isabelle in the title. 169 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:20,337 Using "grain" and "green," 170 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:24,380 I have determined that we are looking for a crop field... 171 00:07:24,415 --> 00:07:25,913 You do realize this is a wild goose chase, 172 00:07:25,938 --> 00:07:27,616 and we have no idea if any of this is meaningful? 173 00:07:27,652 --> 00:07:32,069 Yes, I know, Max, but if I'm not kept busy, 174 00:07:32,094 --> 00:07:34,456 then my mind begins to wander 175 00:07:34,492 --> 00:07:38,227 to the time when Larry told me he was moving in with Jocelyn. 176 00:07:38,262 --> 00:07:39,595 We were at this Italian restaurant, 177 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:41,363 and he just put some cash 178 00:07:41,399 --> 00:07:43,666 down on the table and walked out. 179 00:07:43,701 --> 00:07:46,602 And then both of our meals arrive, 180 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:50,272 and I start mixing things up together, 181 00:07:50,307 --> 00:07:52,374 like some kind of food family, 182 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:55,678 trying to, you know, make a family out of that food, 183 00:07:55,713 --> 00:07:59,548 and then I couldn't, I just couldn't stop eating. 184 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,650 I just kept eating and eating, and then, 185 00:08:01,686 --> 00:08:05,421 outside, I threw up on the shoes 186 00:08:05,456 --> 00:08:08,457 of the guy who invented the sideways moving car. 187 00:08:08,492 --> 00:08:09,859 Now... 188 00:08:12,144 --> 00:08:14,463 Okay, so you... keep working on that. 189 00:08:14,498 --> 00:08:16,632 Sounds like you're, uh... you're really onto something. 190 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,052 Right, Leroy? 191 00:08:18,569 --> 00:08:20,636 - Leroy? - Hmm? 192 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:22,638 - The, uh... - Oh. I'm sorry, I was just 193 00:08:22,673 --> 00:08:25,407 thinking about how I've never made my own pizza dough. 194 00:08:25,443 --> 00:08:27,242 - What? - Not once. 195 00:08:27,278 --> 00:08:29,311 Why'd I even buy the stone? 196 00:08:29,346 --> 00:08:30,773 (RINGTONE PLAYING "9 TO 5") 197 00:08:43,072 --> 00:08:44,238 (RINGTONE STOPS) 198 00:08:52,776 --> 00:08:54,643 Everyone. 199 00:09:11,977 --> 00:09:13,944 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 200 00:09:43,794 --> 00:09:45,990 Really? You're not going home? 201 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:49,913 What about your daughter's birthday party? 202 00:09:49,938 --> 00:09:53,012 Ugh... I'll send my twin brother. 203 00:09:53,406 --> 00:09:56,674 She likes him better anyway. She calls him "Daddy good mood." 204 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,343 Are any of you going home? 205 00:09:58,378 --> 00:09:59,477 - Yeah. - (OTHERS MURMURING) 206 00:10:00,256 --> 00:10:02,830 - Barry? - Yes, yes, I'm-I'm gonna g-go home, 207 00:10:02,851 --> 00:10:04,784 just not this exact moment. 208 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:09,445 If you're so confident, why aren't you going home? 209 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:12,252 You know what, that's a great idea. 210 00:10:13,282 --> 00:10:14,913 (SCOFFS) Leroy, let's go. 211 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:18,201 - No... - But you're my ride. 212 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,368 Come on, man. 213 00:10:22,129 --> 00:10:23,428 Seriously? 214 00:10:24,098 --> 00:10:26,325 MERV: Am I the first one out the door? 215 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:28,931 Normally the clock strikes 5:00, 216 00:10:28,952 --> 00:10:30,746 and there's a stampede for the parking lot. 217 00:10:30,771 --> 00:10:32,904 Merv. Are you really gonna risk it? 218 00:10:32,929 --> 00:10:34,941 Um... yeah. 219 00:10:36,571 --> 00:10:37,649 Nighty-night. 220 00:10:37,674 --> 00:10:40,675 Oh, by the way, Merv, we resolved the cat case. 221 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,833 - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - Lamar's remains have been found. 222 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:45,793 Well, what do you know, you guys actually solved something. 223 00:10:46,142 --> 00:10:48,855 I'll make sure to let President Truman know. 224 00:10:50,611 --> 00:10:53,175 What's President Truman gonna do with a dead cat? 225 00:10:55,574 --> 00:10:56,781 LEROY: There he is. 226 00:10:56,817 --> 00:10:58,402 That's him turning off our street. 227 00:10:58,427 --> 00:11:00,752 I'm gonna keep an eye on you. 228 00:11:00,787 --> 00:11:03,108 Annie, can you pull up the satellite feed? 229 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,299 Yeah. 230 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,609 MAX: Uh, my God, you guys, what are you doing? 231 00:11:08,388 --> 00:11:09,708 (TYPING) 232 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,750 He's swerving. 233 00:11:13,775 --> 00:11:15,742 He's having a stroke. 234 00:11:18,057 --> 00:11:20,545 He straightened out. He's good. He's got it. 235 00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:22,537 - (CAR HORNS HONKING) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 236 00:11:24,678 --> 00:11:26,478 Oh, he's having another stroke. 237 00:11:35,008 --> 00:11:36,481 Is that a truck? 238 00:11:38,312 --> 00:11:40,111 - No, no, no. Easy. Easy. - Careful, Merv. 239 00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:42,430 - Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 240 00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:44,189 (TRUCK HORN HONKING) 241 00:11:44,214 --> 00:11:45,413 - Whoa! - (ALL SCREAM) 242 00:11:47,147 --> 00:11:48,386 (EXHALES) 243 00:11:55,662 --> 00:11:58,378 Well... he made it home. 244 00:11:58,505 --> 00:12:00,572 Oh, my God, you guys, what a surprise. 245 00:12:00,607 --> 00:12:01,773 Merv didn't die. 246 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,575 SASHA: Yeah, Max is right. 247 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:06,662 - Ken, Barry, you guys coming? - KEN: Okay. 248 00:12:07,062 --> 00:12:08,609 LEROY: Dude. 249 00:12:09,682 --> 00:12:10,915 You sure? 250 00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:12,917 No. 251 00:12:14,988 --> 00:12:16,954 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 252 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,548 I should've talked to him more. 253 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:33,334 In the kitchen, he'd always ask about my weekends. 254 00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:36,180 I never told him. 255 00:12:37,238 --> 00:12:39,271 I had some weekends he would've loved. 256 00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:45,297 - You're not worried about Sasha? - (SCOFFS) Oh, of course. 257 00:12:45,322 --> 00:12:46,562 Her-her, too. 258 00:12:46,564 --> 00:12:48,751 DAVEY: So you want me to die, is that it? 259 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,656 You would rather our daughter have a dead father 260 00:12:51,681 --> 00:12:53,160 than miss one lousy birthday? 261 00:12:53,185 --> 00:12:54,985 Am I getting that right, Charlene?! 262 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,154 - (DIAL TONE HUMMING) - Charlene? 263 00:13:03,481 --> 00:13:05,280 She hung up. 264 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,535 I'll show her. 265 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,696 When I die, it'll ruin her life. 266 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,257 Okay, bye. 267 00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:24,280 Uhp, that's another one home safe. 268 00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:31,862 BARRY: Ooh! If Celeste is right, 269 00:13:32,098 --> 00:13:34,252 with everyone that gets home safely, 270 00:13:34,277 --> 00:13:37,424 the odds go up that it's one of us who dies. 271 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,037 That seems like sound logic to me. 272 00:13:39,062 --> 00:13:40,515 Yeah. I'm gonna go. 273 00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:43,202 Yep. (SIGHS) 274 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,841 I believe in psychics, but also reincarnation. 275 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:50,594 Let's get this over with. 276 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:53,497 Keep your eye out for a frog with my personality, please. 277 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,399 Weird frog with a beard. Got it. 278 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,401 Okay, so let me get this straight. 279 00:13:57,436 --> 00:14:00,551 You are now all leaving because you believe? 280 00:14:00,576 --> 00:14:01,842 Is that right? 281 00:14:01,878 --> 00:14:04,523 Barry, what are you doing? Don't do that. 282 00:14:04,548 --> 00:14:07,382 Look, either you're gonna die, which won't happen, 283 00:14:07,407 --> 00:14:09,441 or you're gonna live, and you're just gonna have to 284 00:14:09,466 --> 00:14:11,366 come back and bring those plants back tomorrow. 285 00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:13,358 Look, just stop being so bloody rational, Max! 286 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:15,436 - It's so annoying! Leave my plants! - Okay. Just... 287 00:14:15,461 --> 00:14:17,594 - Leave my plants! Get off! - Whoa, whoa! 288 00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:20,527 Oh, my God. 289 00:14:20,563 --> 00:14:22,730 - Are you taking the stairs? - I love my plants, I love... 290 00:14:22,765 --> 00:14:24,665 LINDA: Oh, you better not be taking the stairs! 291 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,115 BARRY: See you in hell, Linda! 292 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,567 LINDA: I'll see you in hell! 293 00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:30,102 - (SIGHS) - Oh, you, too? (SCOFFS) 294 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,203 Good night, Max. 295 00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:37,874 Uh, good night. 296 00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:41,582 (EXHALES) 297 00:14:47,723 --> 00:14:49,210 Okay, fine. You win. 298 00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:51,564 I want to know what Celeste said about me. 299 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,034 You told me never to tell you. 300 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:57,720 Well, yeah... but... 301 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,009 Good night. 302 00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,323 - That was a long hug. - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 303 00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:14,269 MAX: Oh, my God. 304 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,410 (SIGHS) 305 00:15:19,032 --> 00:15:20,152 - Leroy... - Nope. 306 00:15:20,177 --> 00:15:21,212 Come on, man! 307 00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:22,991 This is ridiculous! 308 00:15:23,271 --> 00:15:26,140 Everyone's gone. We can be reasonable about this. 309 00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:28,775 Okay? I want to go. 310 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,306 There are other ways to get home, you know. 311 00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:32,307 MAX: Yeah, I know. 312 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,914 I left my wallet at home and... 313 00:15:34,949 --> 00:15:36,983 Can't use Uber; I have a one-star rating. 314 00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:38,785 No one will pick me up. 315 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,441 How'd you get a one-star rating? 316 00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:42,874 Well, I need to ride in the front, 317 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,777 and in certain traffic situations, 318 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:49,947 as you know, I need someone to sometimes hold my hand. So what? 319 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,784 - I'm staying. - This is silly. 320 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,619 - No, it's not silly. - Yes. 321 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,887 - It's normal, Max. - Leroy... 322 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,722 Max, you're not superstitious, right? 323 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,990 I don't see you walking under ladders. 324 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,792 Well, I would totally walk under a ladder. 325 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,527 - You would walk under a ladder? - Yeah. 326 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,828 If there was a ladder here right now, you'd walk under it? 327 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,894 - Yeah. - Okay, tough guy. 328 00:16:05,919 --> 00:16:07,151 Are you gonna go get a ladder? 329 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,497 Maybe you've never been to the supply closet. 330 00:16:09,823 --> 00:16:13,648 I want to see Max Jennifer tempt fate 331 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,541 and walk under this ladder. 332 00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,629 I would love to. 333 00:16:20,654 --> 00:16:22,884 - Okay. Let's see. - All right. 334 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,865 - Be my guest. - Just under here? 335 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,099 - Is that where I go? - Just under there. Yeah. 336 00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:27,801 - Just straight across? Okay. - Mm-hmm. 337 00:16:27,836 --> 00:16:29,936 All right. You asked for it. 338 00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:32,906 Oh, my God! (GASPS DRAMATICALLY) 339 00:16:32,941 --> 00:16:34,207 Oh, I just walked under a ladder. 340 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,209 Oh, oh, oh, I'm doing it again. 341 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,979 Oh, now I'm gonna go sideways. What if I do that? 342 00:16:39,014 --> 00:16:41,045 Ladder walk, cha-cha-cha. 343 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:43,024 Tempting fate, cha-cha-cha. 344 00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:44,886 You know what? Maybe I'll do it 13 times. 345 00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:45,983 - How about that? - Max... 346 00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:47,876 - That's when it's gonna get really good. - Stop it. What are you doing? 347 00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:50,464 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - What is wrong with you?! 348 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,016 Is that ladder your best friend? 349 00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:02,889 LAFREY: All right. 350 00:17:02,914 --> 00:17:05,781 Nope. I got two bottles of Chablis waiting for me. 351 00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:07,907 That should be enough to turn the lights off. 352 00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:09,942 Hey. 353 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:12,758 - Can I get a ride home, please? - To the east side? 354 00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,816 Yeah. It's less than half an hour. 355 00:17:14,841 --> 00:17:19,878 Well, normally, I would say no, so that's what I'm gonna do now. 356 00:17:19,903 --> 00:17:21,551 Good night. 357 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,729 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 358 00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:36,224 Come on, Leroy. It's time to go home. 359 00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:39,645 I'm not going. 360 00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:43,644 Okay. You know, if you want to camp out 361 00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:46,903 in this cold office, that's up to you. 362 00:17:46,928 --> 00:17:48,877 But I am out. 363 00:17:50,093 --> 00:17:52,186 There's a bus station a few miles from here. 364 00:17:52,211 --> 00:17:54,198 Or maybe I can guess the combination 365 00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:57,425 to Bird's recumbent bike lock. Whoa. 366 00:17:57,808 --> 00:18:01,168 Maybe I was unclear. You can't leave. 367 00:18:01,193 --> 00:18:03,108 Yes, I can. 368 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,799 Obviously, I believe in this stuff. 369 00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:07,477 So that means I also believe if you go through that door, 370 00:18:07,502 --> 00:18:09,726 there's a strong chance you'll die. 371 00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:12,278 I-I, honestly, I do not get it. 372 00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:15,249 Like, how can you believe in a psychic premonition? 373 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,419 You're the guy that doesn't even believe in aliens. 374 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,069 You're the guy that does believe in aliens. 375 00:18:19,094 --> 00:18:21,386 Don't you see how that's way weirder? 376 00:18:21,411 --> 00:18:23,444 I used to think you were so smart. 377 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,335 You probably don't even believe in crystals. 378 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,020 - Of course I don't. Do you? - Only the ones that work. 379 00:18:28,045 --> 00:18:29,388 Okay, do you believe in palm reading? 380 00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:30,482 - No. - Tarot cards? 381 00:18:30,507 --> 00:18:31,883 - Of course not. - Tea leaves? 382 00:18:31,908 --> 00:18:33,512 - Obviously. - Voodoo dolls? 383 00:18:33,537 --> 00:18:35,637 No. But you asking me that, a little bit racist. 384 00:18:35,662 --> 00:18:37,395 Do you think if you step on a crack, 385 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,653 you break your mother's back? 386 00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:41,554 I tested it, my mother was fine. Now you're just insulting me. 387 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,713 Do you believe in God? 388 00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:48,570 Also keeps the vampires away. 389 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,951 Okay. 390 00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:52,390 Fair enough. 391 00:18:52,415 --> 00:18:54,337 Looks like, uh, we're both stay... 392 00:18:55,445 --> 00:18:57,779 This is not chill, bro! 393 00:18:57,814 --> 00:19:00,315 I am a grown-up. So are you. 394 00:19:02,452 --> 00:19:03,751 LEROY: Go limp. Go limp. 395 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:06,150 You let everyone else leave. Why not me? 396 00:19:06,175 --> 00:19:08,309 Just... because... 397 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,991 Shut up! 398 00:19:13,937 --> 00:19:17,105 Okay. I'm-I'm limp. I'm limp. I'll stay. 399 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,567 - That's your word? - Yeah. 400 00:19:26,779 --> 00:19:28,822 I'm sorry I roughed you up. 401 00:19:29,349 --> 00:19:32,830 I'm sorry I-I roughed you up, too, w-with my moves. 402 00:19:51,099 --> 00:19:52,406 You want some? 403 00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:54,431 - It's dinner. - I'm great. 404 00:19:55,087 --> 00:19:56,456 Alright. 405 00:19:56,892 --> 00:19:58,580 Could happily always sleep here. 406 00:19:59,629 --> 00:20:00,910 I'm gonna make you a pizza. 407 00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:02,500 - At your place? - Yeah. 408 00:20:02,525 --> 00:20:03,867 - Really? - Yeah. 409 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,642 - Never seen your place. - I know. 410 00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:13,011 Very specific picture in my mind of what Leroy's place looks like. 411 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:15,470 Paint that picture for me. 412 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,563 - Leather couch... - Ding. 413 00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:21,066 - Not much else. - Ding. 414 00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:23,448 - Am I right? - Yes, you are. 415 00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:25,862 To warn you, I'm a snorer, so... 416 00:20:25,886 --> 00:20:27,886 You don't know snores. 417 00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:43,587 ...very strong sense of grain... 418 00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:50,539 - How about following our leads? - ...Well, I kept smelling green... 419 00:20:50,631 --> 00:20:52,631 Maybe she can help you find your dignity 420 00:20:53,431 --> 00:20:56,606 ...It's a book with a character Isabelle.... 421 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,192 ...author... 422 00:21:02,784 --> 00:21:03,906 Holy crap! 423 00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:05,999 I know who bugged our office. 424 00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:09,374 Leroy, I know who bugged our office! 425 00:21:09,649 --> 00:21:10,728 [SNORING] 426 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,250 Fine. I'll tell you in the morning. 427 00:21:15,947 --> 00:21:20,909 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 428 00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:25,509 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31703

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