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MAX: I literally wrote the
book on the multiverse.
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Should I sign it? I mean,
he's clearly a fan, and...
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Can't bring food in the building.
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This is a scare face. (GASPS)
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Everything's a joke for you.
Tell me what happened
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- with you and the LAPD!
- I got my partner killed!
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Oh, my God, that's my wife.
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- Were you abducted?
- Do not look for me.
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(LEROY LAUGHS)
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? I was battle-torn and worn... ?
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Board flip.
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? By scores of arrows... ?
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Oh, you did another one, huh?
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Yup. Got to say,
I'm a little jealous of Cagney.
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Not Lacey, 'cause she's got
those kids to deal with.
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But Cagney, she's all cop, man.
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- Pulls her gun out at least twice a week.
- Leroy, listen.
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The Schwarzschild radius is
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the size that a given object
with a given mass...
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Okay.
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Yeah, I got a question.
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What happened
to all the paranormal crap?
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We used to have, like, a monster a week.
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Now it's nothing
for three months? Nothing!
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You know what, Max?
You got to stop with this board.
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- What are you doing? What are you doing?
- Needs to come down.
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- That board needs to come down.
- Leroy, I am close.
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- You're too close.
- I... Well...
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She left you a hundred years ago.
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All right, you got to move on.
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I have moved on.
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I have moved on.
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And that's why the board's coming down.
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LAFREY: All right, circle up, all.
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- Meeting time.
- Mm, no, no.
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LEROY: This ain't over.
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So, new business.
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- Ah, finally.
- Yes!
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- Bring it.
- Awesome. All right.
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Going out in the field, baby.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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It was a... it was a question.
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Is there any new business?
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(LEROY SIGHS)
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Well, your voice didn't go up
at the end,
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indicating a question, so...
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Well, it was still a question.
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You can't do this to us.
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BARRY: Speakers
of the Spanish persuasion
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put an upside-down question mark
at the beginning
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of every question. It's very clear.
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LINDA: Yeah, but that's a written thing.
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How could anyone do that verbally?
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- So no one has anything?
- LAFREY: All right, look, guys,
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I know that things
have been slow lately,
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and that is hard on all of us.
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Okay? Maybe especially me,
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because I recently had to move my mother
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into an assisted living facility,
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and, let's face it,
work was a welcome distraction.
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But she just can't be
on her own anymore.
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She thinks she's on the Titanic.
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Not the, uh... not the ship,
but, uh, in the movie Titanic.
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She, um, keeps asking
to talk to the director.
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So...
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Hey, you know what I was thinking?
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How about we get some color
in here? You know what I mean?
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Like, new drapes, carpet,
something to just
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bring it up, bring the whole thing up.
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BARRY: Remember that girl
I was telling you about?
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She notices me, hands me the book.
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So, in the space of ten minutes,
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I get a free latte... bang...
and a free book. Bang.
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- Yeah?
- KEN: That is great.
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Yeah, there's a full stop
at the end of that story,
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'cause that's all
you need to know... free latte.
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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (BALL SQUEAKS)
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KEN: Yeah, I would love to.
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BARRY: This afternoon?
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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES)
- (BALL SQUEAKS)
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ANNIE: Yeah, a good movie, I'm in.
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Don't look at me like that.
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I'm just a little disappointed.
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You used to be a badass.
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I still am.
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You're a desk cop...
in a cartoon agency.
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Oh, yeah?
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(SHOUTING)
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MAX: Leroy!
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Just...
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I'd like to offer my apologies.
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I'd like to think
I wasn't gonna throw this bottle
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through that window, but, either way,
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it's not representative of who I am.
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Put that bottle down.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay?
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- You good?
- Yeah.
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All right. Let's get out of here.
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You all right?
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Yeah. (INHALES)
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- All right.
- Ooh...
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(CHATTER IN SPANISH)
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I'm jealous of those taco guys.
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They come to work, they know
exactly what they're doing...
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making delicious tacos.
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It's hot back there.
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Those guys are on their feet all day.
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I don't really want to do it.
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You seek purpose.
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That's my point.
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I ever tell you my grand philosophy?
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- You might have, I don't know.
- All right.
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We're only on this Earth
for a short time.
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And we're on other Earths
for a longer time
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in other universes, so,
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as long as the other me's
are out there snowboarding
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and getting chicks,
it takes the pressure off me.
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- I'm not so into that.
- Well, it works for me.
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- It doesn't.
- No, I said it does.
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We're in prison.
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- You can't see that?
- Oh, come...
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Ours has no windows,
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it's 50 feet underground.
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Everyone down there
is losing their minds.
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You can't see it?
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What did we do wrong?
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What did we do... so wrong?
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I can't go down there.
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- You're not going back to work?
- Mm-mm.
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- I'll miss you.
- No, you won't.
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- You miss me on the weekend?
- A little.
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- That's off, Max.
- All right.
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Wh-What do I tell 'em?
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Tell 'em anything.
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I'll tell 'em you're up here.
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You happy?
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Automatic.
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Hey, what's down here?
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Fake office or something.
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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? ?
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Someone's at the perimeter.
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- You open?
- Is who open?
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You.
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Where is it? There, I see.
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Now, here it is. Wait for it.
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Boom.
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I'm Sam Dougald.
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I'm with, uh, West Whistle Distribution.
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- Oh.
- And, uh, man, today is my lucky day.
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- You're feeling lucky, huh?
- Well, I am if you're open.
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LEROY (ON MONITOR):
You're just driving around,
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- looking for hangers to buy?
- Excellent question.
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Uh, I was just, uh, getting
a taco, and I saw your sign.
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LEROY: Where do you normally
fill your hanger needs?
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Well, I got a couple places in China.
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In fact, I had three containers
coming in last week.
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The ship got taken by pirates.
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Seems like a lot of work
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for a bunch of hangers, but, I mean,
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I guess there's other stuff
on the ship besides that, huh?
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- Hmm.
- Anyway,
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it puts me about a week late
on an order for my best client.
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Ooh. Okay.
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All right, I'll tell you what.
Why don't you come on in here
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- and let me see what I can do for you.
- Okeydokey, spiffy.
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- Is that protocol?
- Mm.
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He's continuing the evaluation.
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- It's a cautious move.
- MAX: No.
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He's gonna sell him some hangers.
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We're a family business.
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My father made wire hangers, and...
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and his father was an apprentice
of a wire hanger maker.
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- Oh.
- That's really how it all started.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, yeah, it was their
dream for me to...
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go to college.
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You know, I-I went to,
uh, Whittier College.
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Mm.
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- So did Richard Nixon.
- Richard Nixon.
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Fun fact, Richard Nixon
used wire hangers on his suits.
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Very unusual.
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(LAUGHS): Yeah, I was gonna say.
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- You use wood hangers for that.
- (LAUGHING): Right?
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Oh, man.
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I like you, Sam.
I like the way you walk.
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You-you have a pleasant way about you.
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Oh, all right. Ha-ha! Yeah.
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- I want to be in business with you.
- Okay.
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Can I see a bulk pricing breakdown?
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Ah, not so fast.
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We here at Mid-Valley Hangers
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are not just in the hanger business.
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Okay?
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We're in the...
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"keep your clothes up here,
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not on the floor" business.
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They... they sound the same.
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Mostly... well, actually,
entirely with hangers.
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If I had my druthers,
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I'd, uh, use nothing but
rubber-dipped wood hangers,
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(LAUGHS): but, you know,
I'm no Rockefeller.
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- LEROY: Yeah.
- So...
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Anyway, can I see some samples?
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You mean, like, some different...?
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Yeah, if I could just see what,
you know, I'd be ordering.
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Say that.
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- I'll be right back.
- Mm. Thank you.
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Mm, yeah. Go, go, go, go.
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Whoa. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
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(GRUNTING)
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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Thank you, Barry.
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Max, you seeing this?
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- What are you doing, man?
- I'm reeling in
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a live one, baby!
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It makes no sense! Come join me!
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Ken, not your chair, Ken.
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- You didn't call fives.
- Not your chair.
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- Move. Move. Move.
- You didn't call fives!
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Hey.
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Mind if I...
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tape this up to the side
of your desk here?
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No.
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Hey, does it feel like a prison
down here to you?
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If what you're saying is...
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I should bring the cat to work,
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that would make it worse. I hate him.
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Every day I accidentally leave
the door open,
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but that cat won't leave.
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(GROANS) God...
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? ?
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(PANTING LOUDLY)
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(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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? ?
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Oh, my G...
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So, this is our best seller,
and this is our worst seller.
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Would you say at this point
you're leaning
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towards our best or worst seller?
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Well, what about that wooden hanger?
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You know, on-on the sign,
it just says "Wire Hangers."
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Between you and me...
we do dabble in wood.
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Well, I mean, I guess you have to in
today's climate, right? Adapt or die.
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You got a good business
head on your shoulders.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Also, can I see a-a price sheet
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- on the wooden hangers?
- No.
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No. You don't get it.
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- I truly don't.
- MAX: Hey, what's up, Leroy?
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- How's it going?
- What's up?
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I'm good.
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Right on. That's cool.
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Hey, I have some great news...
we're having
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- a one-day-only sale.
- Mm.
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All gloves and capes 50% off.
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Here's some... info on that.
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Hey. I'm Max.
I'm Leroy's business partner.
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- How are you?
- Oh. Partner?
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Uh, I thought this was
a family business.
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Yeah, we're brothers.
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Yep. (CHUCKLES)
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You want to check out
that note from Dad?
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- Oh. Yes, yes, yes. Um...
- About our sale policies and stuff.
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Is Dad serious about this sale?
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Yeah.
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- Who knows about this?
- Nobody.
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I didn't want word of
the sale to get out.
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Smart.
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Well, okay.
But why would you have a sale
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that you don't want
anybody to know about?
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MAX: Yeah, I mean,
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it's 50% off,
so you lose a bunch of money.
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- It's a big sale.
- Yeah, but then just don't have
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- the sale then.
- Well, you haven't met Dad.
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(LAUGHS): You do not know our dad.
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- Guess not.
- MAX: No.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Leroy,
you want to come down,
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- take a look at the sale?
- Yeah, yeah.
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How do you look at a sale, though?
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LEROY: Hey, Michelle.
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- What is tha... ah.
- Shh.
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Oh.
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Well, that is a banana, Barry.
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Haven't you ever seen a banana before?
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No, I've not seen a banana before.
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I've seen pictures of them.
Thank you for showing me one.
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Well, there's no need
to be ashamed of...
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about not seeing common foods.
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- I've seen a peach.
- BARRY: Yeah.
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Apples.
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LAFREY: Apples are America's
favorite fruit, I think.
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I don't like kiwi.
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Oh, my... What?
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- Whoa.
- Shh. No.
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The weather is very bright and fresh.
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I tend not to notice the weather.
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BARRY: You would notice a tornado.
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They are loud and they don't care.
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KEN: I have never seen...
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a tornado.
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BARRY: If you saw a tornado,
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you'd know not to joke around
about them.
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Listen, guys, I want to tell you
why I'm taking
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this tornado thing so seriously.
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I used to live in a trailer park,
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and, you know, the tornado came...
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and it wiped the whole thing away.
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Barry, thank you.
I think I speak for everyone
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when I say you're an inspiration.
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Okay.
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What... about... monsoons?
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Death Valley is the
hottest place on Earth.
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Don't you think?
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- ANNIE: Copy on Death Valley.
- BARRY: But within its heat
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is an intense beauty.
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Sam? Hi. Annie.
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This is Barry.
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- Hello.
- Leroy's been detained.
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Oh, uh... I'm sorry.
I hope everything's all right.
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- Mm.
- Would you like a glass of water?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Your-your fingers are in it.
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Oh, rude. Brought it all this way.
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- How far, exactly?
- Two miles.
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- Oh. (STAMMERS)
- Go on. Yeah.
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I guess I'll just take this and-and
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maybe keep it in case I need it later.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Too late.
You missed your chance.
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(BARRY CHUCKLES)
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Mm-hmm.
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Would you like to see
a picture of my dog?
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Oh, it's very cute. What's its name?
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- He has no name.
- You didn't name your dog?
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- I don't like dogs.
- Okay.
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Are we expecting Leroy anytime soon?
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LAFREY: Mom, you don't
know James Cameron.
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Okay, well, even if there were,
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you wouldn't be invited
to that party anyway
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because you are not
a first-class passenger.
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No, you would be downstairs with Leo.
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No, Mom, you...
no, you don't need the dress.
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Because you weren't cast
as a first-class passenger.
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You're more like an extra.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I will pass this along.
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- You finish up here.
- Mm-hmm.
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Good news, Sam.
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I can sell you
however many hangers you like...
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(SPUTTERS) at whatever price you choose.
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What's your price, Sam?
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BARRY: Mm.
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Well, there's one.
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If you could just sign here and here.
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- Pen.
- Yeah.
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It is a, uh, pleasure
doing business with you.
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- My God.
- Uh-huh.
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MAX: Up there. Up there.
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Look at that.
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(QUIETLY): Okay.
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Do you think they're closed?
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LEROY: They're never closed.
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? ?
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(SIZZLING)
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- (WHISPERS): Open the door.
- Okay.
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MAX: So, who would want to bug us?
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Not here. We don't know
if it's safe to talk.
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There's a safe house in Carson.
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Oh, well, this time of day,
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southbound traffic would be awful.
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I mean, coming back would be okay.
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LEROY: If those bugs
were there long enough,
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they'll know about the safe houses.
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What about the steam room
at my racket club?
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ANNIE: We're not the ones
wearing the wires.
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We don't need to be in towels.
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The racquetball court?
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Too hard to get in those little doors.
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Okay, but, at some point, I'd love
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to have you all at the club.
It's beautiful.
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LAFREY: Okay, look,
let's just huddle up close,
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and maybe we can talk right here.
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- Okay, come on. Everybody in.
- Okay.
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Let's start
with the essential question...
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- who would have done this?
- BIRD: I know who did it.
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00:20:06,303 --> 00:20:07,804
It's the Scientologists.
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The aliens who are in cahoots
with the Scientologists...
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Okay, Bird, would you mind
getting the binoculars
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00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,022
and seeing if there are
any raccoons around?
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Okay, I know you're being dismissive,
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and I know that you know
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that I have a strong interest
in raccoons,
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but why not look?
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00:20:25,086 --> 00:20:26,907
Okay, any other theories?
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00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:29,168
Well, maybe it's not
a conspiracy at all.
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00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:31,441
It's just the taco guys being curious.
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00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:33,664
Okay, yeah. Davey, why don't you go grab
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a bunch of burgers for everybody, okay?
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00:20:35,829 --> 00:20:37,280
- On it. Cheese?
- No.
401
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,604
- Cheese?
- Yeah.
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00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,616
- Cheese?
- Stop it.
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00:20:43,488 --> 00:20:45,063
All right, look, guys,
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00:20:45,088 --> 00:20:47,157
a team is coming to sweep the office.
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00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,613
Until then, remain cautious.
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00:20:49,764 --> 00:20:51,533
Let's stay on the trail while it's hot.
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00:20:51,926 --> 00:20:53,061
Let's not miss a thing.
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00:20:53,062 --> 00:20:54,597
- All right. Okay.
- Okay?
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00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:55,776
(SCANNER CLICKING)
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00:20:57,504 --> 00:20:59,847
? You know I'm bad at communication ?
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00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:01,401
? It's the hardest thing
for me to do... ?
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00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,501
Hey.
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00:21:03,577 --> 00:21:05,553
That was a good catch,
finding that wire.
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00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:07,255
You stayed with it.
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00:21:08,423 --> 00:21:09,903
Ah, I was lucky.
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00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,349
No, no, no, no...
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00:21:12,026 --> 00:21:13,493
it was very lucky.
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00:21:14,257 --> 00:21:17,874
I'm just saying,
it's good to be back, Mulder.
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I don't know the show.
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? But I just couldn't take it ?
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? I tried hard not to fake it ?
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00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:28,903
? But I fumbled it when it
came down to the wire ?
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? It felt right, oh, it felt... ?
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